Stretch Panic was a game that, for years and years of my life, only existed as a bizarre childhood memory that I swore was real but never had a name to put with it to prove its existence. The only thing weirder than the memory, was learning it was just as fucking bizarre as I recalled it to be.
Vinny only needs about 150k subscribers to reach the golden play button, and then he'll play through Poinie's Poin! Everyone, share the HECK out of this video! Edit: IT IS TIME
The confusion and fear of someone experiencing Stretch Panic for the first time is just so exquisite. Like a fine wine. ...and I got to experience that same joy all over again because what the actual hell is Poinie's Poin? Of the two of them, I'm not sure which is the most insane or which I love more.
The games, although weird as hell, have so much creativity behind them it's hard to even call them dumb. Take the last game for example. I assume that hand can be used to mingle with anything on the screen, be it the floor (not trapdoors, but stretching the floor itself), objects or other people. With this in mind, you can use it to discover hidden things around the levels and attack others, as well as platforming capabilities.
I love Bombad Racing. I remember getting it for Christmas and spending a lot of time playing it. It's not good, it's incredibly cursed, but it has a lot of charm to the curse. Poinie was something I remember watching a friend play. I think he brought it to school and did his Show and Tell with it. (He wasn't allowed to play anything that had guns or any symbolism to religion or any racing) He always had the weirdest simple looking acid trip games. Fish game go bloop.
this video made me want to try poinie's poin and i have to say, its a good game, the only bad thing is the camera, instead of using r3, it used L1, that BAD, but the game is so enjoyable, and it has a GREAT soundtrack, i do recomend it
Vinny played Poinie's Poin again and advanced for a few minutes on an stream he did a few days after this one btw The stream is called Japanese PS2 games... well, he has surely played tons of those, but that's the name, no number nor anything.
How did I know that I would find that one game that I played with a friend (Stretch Panic) that I couldn't remember the name of for the life of me, here on vinesauce eventually.
Ah that takes me back, see in elementary us dumb kids would challenge eachother to say the word supercallifragilisticexpialidocious right, and if you didn’t then you’d get a punch to the shoulder. Looking back at it, ‘twas a good memory.
Poinie's Poin looks like a game made to be played in the background of some Hallmark movie. Who know, something nonsensical and flashy thrown together in a weekend because they couldn't get the rights to any real game in time.
Do Hallmark movies acknowledge the existence of video games outside of being a gift for The Kiddies mentioned in a middle-aged office conversation? Have Hallmark movies evolved? I haven't checked
Both the PS2 and Wii where full of low quality and shovelware crap. But id still say that the Wii's terrible games are even worse because of it's motion controls. Terrible controls on a regular controller are bad enough already but that's nothing compared to terrible motion controls...
Poinie's Poin somehow grows in quality every day. It is now the best game ever made and is on its way to becoming the best piece of media ever conceived.
@@warbossgegguz679 It's just my way of rebelling, since Vinny said something like, "Chat, Poinie's Poin isn't as good as you remember it," when he did part 2 of this segment.
I want you all to think about all of the PS2 games that were never localized. Really contemplate all of the great games out there that simply weren't considered worth the expense of releasing internationally. Now I want you to think about Poinie's Poin having a full, official English dub. Yes, I know that never actually left Japan either.
poinie's poin basically feels like if they just let a couple of those "cutesy type" videogame writers and scripters do the job and create this sleep deprivation-weed-beer made fever dream type game that even i just needed a time to watch fragments of that one 2000's puppet humor from my country to literally comprehend this acid trip type game that is straight from goddamn planet nibiru. 10/10 experience. totally would recommend
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I love the way Vinny yells "Wait am I giving a titty twister?!" like that was GENUINE confusion and concern.
i had genuine confusion and concern when i was watching that too 😭
I wish we had more games that felt like Benadryl overdoses.
You haven't looked very hard.
cruelty squad
@@liljainanna That's a game made from a krokodil overdose.
@@lilwyvern4 i believe you
Seeing Vinny's wholly untarnished reaction to Stretch Panic's enemies live was everything I could have possibly hoped for.
Poinie's Poin is the only game powered by cough syrup overdose nightmares
Cmon lilin babe
Probably a lot of sleep deprivation too... maybe a fever dream... maybe some ungodly concoction of experimental drugs...
It's no coincidence that most of the buildings and floors are the colour of lean.
If we work hard enough we can change that
Poinie's Poin is the weirdest game I have seen, and that is saying A LOT.
I still don't get why the Poinie's Poin duck tail has an Eric Cartman voice.
I am not complaining
Because it *is* the same person that voices Cartman
Look it up
@@nobodyinparticular9640 Maybe we can find out some truths about the game from that person himself.
Apparently, the guy that voices the duck was the voice director in early seasons of South Park in Japan.
Fun fact about Poinie’s Poin: Even if there isn’t a poin yo want, ain’t no thing! Just make poin yo damn self.
Stretch Panic was a game that, for years and years of my life, only existed as a bizarre childhood memory that I swore was real but never had a name to put with it to prove its existence.
The only thing weirder than the memory, was learning it was just as fucking bizarre as I recalled it to be.
When they said they "toned down" the Mr. Sparkle bits from that Simpsons episodes because the real deal was even crazier, this was what they meant.
I am SO upset you didn't include more of the duck's voice. You really are a poin.
Vinny only needs about 150k subscribers to reach the golden play button, and then he'll play through Poinie's Poin! Everyone, share the HECK out of this video!
Edit: IT IS TIME
You forgot the drildo
As long as he becomes a dildo, I’m game!
vinny got 845k atm tho
@@avegee24tv 845k + 150k = almost a million is their point
@@lovofofo oh
passed right through my head
i had no idea he meant M&M kart racing. i swore i heard Eminem and spent five minutes searching for the slim shady racer game ive never heard of
i literally forgot despite being given this game as a child
Bombad feels like a corruption of itself at times
The music definitely doesn’t seem real
Poinie’s Poin is like the Greatest Shitpost of a Video Game Ever!
I think Hong Kong 97 still holds that title, but it's up there just for being an actually fun game.
Truly one of the games of all time.
Still has more effort put into it than 90% of new games
Stretch Panic feels like someone managed to combine a wet dream and a fever dream blended into one horrible mess of a game.
Poinie for Smash
The confusion and fear of someone experiencing Stretch Panic for the first time is just so exquisite. Like a fine wine.
...and I got to experience that same joy all over again because what the actual hell is Poinie's Poin? Of the two of them, I'm not sure which is the most insane or which I love more.
Man, I miss super wacky and quirky games like these
You barely see them at all nowadays, sigh
WEIRDEST PS2 GAMES!!! (gone wild)
(Gone MENTAL)
(gone wrong)
@@number1fen (OMG HE ANSWERED AT 3AM!!!)
Featuring Poinie from Poinie's Poin
alternative title: the time poinie's poin took over the segment
Alternative title: poinie's poin and other games that arent poinie poin
The games, although weird as hell, have so much creativity behind them it's hard to even call them dumb. Take the last game for example. I assume that hand can be used to mingle with anything on the screen, be it the floor (not trapdoors, but stretching the floor itself), objects or other people. With this in mind, you can use it to discover hidden things around the levels and attack others, as well as platforming capabilities.
I like to imagine Nintendo saw Stretch Panic and told the devs to make Wario World solely because of said game
The duck thing in Poinie's Poin is genuinely Cartman's Japanese voice actor btw
Stretch panic reminded me of when game grumps played it back in 2012/2013 and took me back to a simpler time
That stream was pure unfiltered ludokino
I FUCKING LOVE POINIE'S POIN AND I DON'T FULLY UNDERSTAND WHY
This stream was on another level.
Poinie's Point is acid in a videogame if I've ever seen it
the time is now for the poinie poin comeback
Vinny and Joel have a tendency to just skip tutorials and then complain about not knowing what to do.
when you play a shit ton of games as a career, you don’t really have the time to sit through tutorials for games you’ll never play again
Grump moment
Vinny is going to melt the golden play button live on twitch.
We need to get vinny to 1M subscribers to get a full playthrough of poinie's poine
yeah, that too!
He has to melt himself.
6:45 a promise is a promise binyot
Cannot wait for a poinies poin 4k ultra HD remaster
I love Bombad Racing. I remember getting it for Christmas and spending a lot of time playing it. It's not good, it's incredibly cursed, but it has a lot of charm to the curse.
Poinie was something I remember watching a friend play. I think he brought it to school and did his Show and Tell with it. (He wasn't allowed to play anything that had guns or any symbolism to religion or any racing) He always had the weirdest simple looking acid trip games.
Fish game go bloop.
Eagerly awaiting Vinny's volcanic transmogrification into a johnson
That last one was probably like what your brain looks like on scooby snacks.
this video made me want to try poinie's poin and i have to say, its a good game, the only bad thing is the camera, instead of using r3, it used L1, that BAD, but the game is so enjoyable, and it has a GREAT soundtrack, i do recomend it
When we're talking weird PS2 games, then I'm surprised Vinny didn't play Mister Mosquito in this. Hopefully he will in part 2.
I'm pretty sure he's played it before separately for a Sunday stream
@@GamerSisters Sounds good. Proper revisit someday I hope.
i thought poinie's poin had a nice aesthetic to it. and then vinny started playing
Vinny played Poinie's Poin again and advanced for a few minutes on an stream he did a few days after this one btw The stream is called Japanese PS2 games... well, he has surely played tons of those, but that's the name, no number nor anything.
Poinies poins looks like a game that was made up for a TV show or cartoon
Poin stars
Inventing time travel for the sole purpose of getting into Treasure's office to see how they decided to make Stretch Panic.
"I hope we don't have any piglet pinchers in the audience tonight"
I fucking choked on a haribo gummy bear
Stretch Panic is such a mess, but I love the story and concept so much!
I can’t believe this video got me hyperfixated on Poinie’s Poin and made me look into everything about the game 😇
9:00 I swear that's the briefing narrator's voice from Ace Combat 5
i'm gonna attempt Poinie's Poin after I finish Mario Galaxy
7:30
Chi-fu, is that you?
Oh god, Super Bombad Racing. I played that a bunch as a kid, and I have no idea why.
The PlayStation 3 can produce Mind-boggling effects.
Super Bombad Racing was a staple of my childhood.
PS2 had variety.
Poinie's Poin somehow is "Duck's Point" according to the chapter titling in the video? Hmm?
A big middle finger to the editor for leaving 6:30 in🖕
We're getting spoiled with uploads
9:35 MGR at home:
Idk man, I thought most ps2 games were weird in general (good weird though).
this was an interesting birthday gift
How did I know that I would find that one game that I played with a friend (Stretch Panic) that I couldn't remember the name of for the life of me, here on vinesauce eventually.
9:45 I can't believe Booti got tricked into playing Dee Em Cee 2 again
Never thought I'd see Cartman outside of South Park.
“This game is a Poin in my ass” - Vinyot Vinesawce
Holy shit, I remembered that last game. I think the Game Grumps or some other similar person at the time played it
6:46 ...you were saaying..?
Ah that takes me back, see in elementary us dumb kids would challenge eachother to say the word supercallifragilisticexpialidocious right, and if you didn’t then you’d get a punch to the shoulder. Looking back at it, ‘twas a good memory.
Poinie's Poin for Smash Ultimate when
Finny Finesauce
Oh God oh no I actually remember playing super Bombad Racing
Trying to play the algorithm with that title, I see.
Hey Vinnie, you got that play button now. Are you gonna keep playing Poinie's Poin?
Bruh, I loved Super Bombad Racing, it was so fun
Don't _freak out_ *Hippa Linda* !
You're stretching my panic!
I tried
I'm stoned and the poin game is tripping me out
Poinie's Poin looks like a game made to be played in the background of some Hallmark movie. Who know, something nonsensical and flashy thrown together in a weekend because they couldn't get the rights to any real game in time.
Do Hallmark movies acknowledge the existence of video games outside of being a gift for The Kiddies mentioned in a middle-aged office conversation? Have Hallmark movies evolved? I haven't checked
Ponnies poin gives me life
Looks like these games come pre corrupted 😂
The ps2 had a game for every day of the year
Disney ps1 racing was alot more whack but very magical the same time XD and that duck i swear to god thats cartmans lopez voice XD
PS2 iso where I can download it.🤔🤔
FINALLY PS2, but of course he has to play the most unknown games to man. This video was a real poin in my arse.
dude I loved this game!
Vinny are you playing those poino games in your room again?
Poines music
Are Poins just Japanese Smurfs?
1:01 good face this is,
Both the PS2 and Wii where full of low quality and shovelware crap. But id still say that the Wii's terrible games are even worse because of it's motion controls.
Terrible controls on a regular controller are bad enough already but that's nothing compared to terrible motion controls...
Move over yoda
Cocaine’s a hell of a drug
still have and adore finny!!!!!! tysm!!!!!!!!
Poinie's Poin somehow grows in quality every day. It is now the best game ever made and is on its way to becoming the best piece of media ever conceived.
Poine's Poin is best gaem. Vinny plaese pla
To be fair, you DO have to posess a vast amount of IQ to fully appreciate the lore and intricacies of Poine's Poin...
I genuinely can't tell if people are just being sarcastic or they genuinely haven't played any other weird AF games on the PS2 before.
@@warbossgegguz679 It's just my way of rebelling, since Vinny said something like, "Chat, Poinie's Poin isn't as good as you remember it," when he did part 2 of this segment.
It's the Infinite Jest of video games
I want you all to think about all of the PS2 games that were never localized. Really contemplate all of the great games out there that simply weren't considered worth the expense of releasing internationally. Now I want you to think about Poinie's Poin having a full, official English dub.
Yes, I know that never actually left Japan either.
We are not worth of poinie poin
Full dub AND localization for some reason. Probably got really far into development but probably couldn't find a US/EU publisher for it.
@@warbossgegguz679 Gee, I wonder why they couldn't find a publisher?
@@drpibisback7680 I mean, you say that but shit like Oneechanbara could get a publisher.
@@warbossgegguz679 oh we *know* how Oneechanbara got a publisher
“I feel like Ecco the Dolphin would body this fish.” has to be one of the best quotes from Vinny.
I wish Vinny will finish Poinie's Poin someday
Charity incentive?
As someone that played and finished it, it's not ever super long, think it's something Vin could be done with a few hours
i do want him to finish too, its such a weird game
7:32 In an alternate universe Vinny is a fish, Finny Finesauce
You reached a milion subs, poinie's poin full playthrough when
3:22 - I'm convinced that Poinie's Poin was made by someone that either has severe ADHD, or was just really freaking stoned at the time.
i feel like its both…
poinie's poin basically feels like if they just let a couple of those "cutesy type" videogame writers and scripters do the job and create this sleep deprivation-weed-beer made fever dream type game that even i just needed a time to watch fragments of that one 2000's puppet humor from my country to literally comprehend this acid trip type game that is straight from goddamn planet nibiru. 10/10 experience. totally would recommend
Poinie's Poin feels like a Wario World nightmare you might get when you eat too much sugar before going to bed.
Ah yes my favourite Star Wars character
A chicken on a treadmill
Still better than Jar Jar
Excellent!
Poinie's Poin was stuck in my brain for weeks. Like a mental tapeworm
Nanobreaker is definitely a very weird game but BOY is it a fun one
Poine's Poin is definitely a very weird game but BOY should Vinny play it
@@kip258 I mean, he did
It looks kinda lame
@@Ashurman666 FULL PLAYTHROUGH
ALL OF IT
I NEED IT
I would prefer he play through Lament of Innocence and Curse of Darkness first.
The forgotten 3D igavanias.