The hand, also known as "common Asian mom begginers weapon" is the weapon that is commonly used. This weapon has a couple abilities such as "SLAP EM GOOD", "ONE PUNCH ONE TO GO", and a sign tp your kids that they are going to die, it is recommended to practice before you test it on your enemies and also very good if your child is a simp like this example.
1:45 Divided in the background when a dagger was thrown at him or something: COME HERE I WILL BREAK YOU *and then corpses fall there* I laughed so hard from that moment
Heres a rizz line :) 1. You are a fish, youre fast and also you got lost on my eyes :) 2.Dang that river is wide but yours is even wider :) 3.Gingerbread is an sweetest bread but your face is more sweeter :) Edit:50 likes for part 2 :3
It feels like one of those moments in a movie where it's so embarrassing you just wanna pause it, but make it that feeling throughout the whole video but this was funny as hell so I'm not complaining
The ending though🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Man... I cant even breath yo- * BOOM SOUND * "WHAT THE HEEEEEELLL OF MA GAAAD NO WAI-YEY-IYEAAAAA" MAN...... I FU###G WIZZLE MY FIZZLES💀💀💀
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this was the most awkward recording ive ever been in
;0
DIVDINED
DINVIDEND
DIVINEDEND
Im a big fan❤
look at Bloom being a ladies man lmao😂
and being a Mans Lady
and a mans man
and a ladys lady
LMAO
what even is ladies man??
“Latinas are crazy bro” really got me cracked up 💀
lmao
Honestly
Frr
REAL 😂
It's not like that!!!! Like uh maibe some times we are but... ok
OMG I HAVENT SEEN BLOOM Talk to the girl🥶🥶
Yes because he is gay
@@Oktavia_270 oop
@@Oktavia_270 😳
@@Oktavia_270 😳
@@Oktavia_270 i meannnnnnnn you not wrong😂
The hand, also known as "common Asian mom begginers weapon" is the weapon that is commonly used. This weapon has a couple abilities such as "SLAP EM GOOD", "ONE PUNCH ONE TO GO", and a sign tp your kids that they are going to die, it is recommended to practice before you test it on your enemies and also very good if your child is a simp like this example.
za hando de kusu
Za hando de guerra
my mom uses slipper
LMAO so relatable
ZA, HANDO! *erasure noises*
"yeah sure kitten"💀 i was laughing so hard 👍
HEY IT WAS A LINE I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO DONT HATE ON ME CAUSE IM BEAUTIFUL
0:16 corpse really knows how to troll 😃
I bet u dont get this irl.
SKULL
💀
Do you?
You can't be talking broski @@Byuha
@@GenesisX173 ??? I'm just asking, Since he's saying bloom doesn't get this irl, Does he?
5:54
That shut made me fall out my fucking chair 💀
I don’t what type of rizz to call this, bloom.
traumatising
Traumatizing
@@NahHybrdemnTraumarizing
The man with infinite rizz is back
1:45 Divided in the background when a dagger was thrown at him or something: COME HERE I WILL BREAK YOU *and then corpses fall there* I laughed so hard from that moment
So much potential in this man
omg hiii
Man if I was there I would have chosen feather white so fast 💀
Agreed
What/who is feather white?
Hey Bloom! I really love your content and you brought me into combat warriors and now I'm even getting my friends into it! Thank you so much!
1:40 Divided getting attacked 😂😂😂😂
As a man who doesnt interact with woman that much i agree its hard
ill be the first woman to reply under this i better see a chain of comments when i come back
@@gyratedpastryLMAO
guess im still here 😭😭@@robloxroundyheads8612
well, its a chain alright, a pretty short one
fr@@frozz2579
7:58 GOT ME WHEEZING
7:52 I was not expecting that
12:07 WHAT
14:55 BLOOM LIKES MEN CONFIRMED
dyso with the candle make me laugh as hell LOL
“The man got unspoken Rizz”
6:56 got my crying laughing on the ground for like 3 minutes
9:55 got my whole squad laughing 😂
10:29 divided: "Wha-"
LOL “I- I- I- I- I- I’m so hungry that I could eat a horse..” LOVE THAT LINE
Bloom almost hit a rizz 2 times but fails ;-;
14:55 got me and my gf dying😭
4:17 I’m so hungry I could eat a horse :skull:
bloom has 20 womens on his server but still didnt got one of them with his rizz
I'm new to your channel and this is truly hilarious, it was way out of my expectations. You deserve a sub man hahaha keep up the good work g
9:59 WHAT HERE DOING MY FRIEND AVATAR?!?!?
3:44 imagine bro said “sure”💀💀💀
12:41 dyso sounds like hes preparing his essay about why u should date him 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
Like for him actually using the "natural" way of Korblox respect that!
0:09 its so romantic🥺
Dyso was genuinely terrified 😭😭😭 14:53
bro this was funny as hell
i hope to see more stuff like this lol
9:52 "latine is crazy b ro" GOT ME LAUGH FR
1:40 divided getting shot at and then annihilating them 😂😂
the fanart says he loves boobs.....i love boobs.....
im subscribing
Heres a rizz line :)
1. You are a fish, youre fast and also you got lost on my eyes :)
2.Dang that river is wide but yours is even wider :)
3.Gingerbread is an sweetest bread but your face is more sweeter :)
Edit:50 likes for part 2 :3
It feels like one of those moments in a movie where it's so embarrassing you just wanna pause it, but make it that feeling throughout the whole video but this was funny as hell so I'm not complaining
1:40 Divided😂
as much as i like ths dude, who let you cook with that thumnail
damn that was actually hilarious, bro keep it up 🔥🔥✌✌
pov bloom tryna get the ladies but hes getting the men instead
BRO 12:09 MADE MY DAMN BODY ROTATE
The title represents my nightmares and sleep paralysis demon
4:39 BRO CHILL
5:54 HELP HELP MY LUNGS HURT AHHAHA😂
13:48"pls no f***ing in the wedding" BRO IM CRYING I CANT THIS IS FUNNY AS 💩
this video got me cracking up 😂😂
Bloom, Dyso, and Divided is the best trio I've seen out of them all, keep it up Bloom.
I would've gone with dyso
if I was a female
If I was there my rizz would be "are u a bus, cuz I wanna take u on a ride " (don't think dirty)
5:06
*SH- STF-*
*cmon let's go* 😊
I was trying to eat my food while watching but I just spitted all of them by laughing 🥺😭
bloom going to jail for that rizztraining order
The start of the video was already js 💀..
( dying at the pick up lines part )
Wouldn’t be surprised if the women got a Rizztraining order on bloom
The thumbnail is wild bro💀💀
THE LAST PART GOT ME DYING
tHE THUMBNAIL IM CFRYING
10:44 LOLL
The ending though🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Man...
I cant even breath yo-
* BOOM SOUND *
"WHAT THE HEEEEEELLL OF MA GAAAD NO WAI-YEY-IYEAAAAA"
MAN......
I FU###G WIZZLE MY FIZZLES💀💀💀
Love how I literally took a chance and just ran away💀
14:57 The Dyloom Relationship starts >:)
*The Chaotic Duo*
You name is "bloom" but i keep call you "blom"
THE IMAGE OF ZE VIDEO✋️✋️✨️✨️
When this notification popped up i was so confused like wtf
if this vid was made like 2 hours ago, how'd you comment 4 hours ago :eyebrow_raise:
Why does the thumbnail look like your kinda enjoying it😭😭😭😭😭
I was going to get my gun at 1:20 💀
This guy gives me the old vannos crew vibe, I like it.
The ending was unexpected frfr
Its nobody gonna talk about the ending and the marriage
9:53 XD
Bloom meeting a woman first time in his life lol
Every time y’all play cw y’all make me play it
Out of all everything i couldn't stop laughing at that freaking horse staring Lmao...
Absolutely Fantastic
0:16 is a kilometer!!🦅🦅🦅🦅
14:42 dead 😂
When he got on a call and said "hey Ashley" and then hoong up instant got me me dieing like hell
Bloom is growing up so fast he's already flirting with 20 girls
Letsss goo he hearted my comment
“Shallot went on to have 12 kids” killed me😂
Bloom gets maidens without even trying
man im jealous
THE START LITERALLY MADE ME SCREAM "WTF-"
So my friends xame barging in thinking i was in trouble😂
3:25 ayo🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
The Bloom and Winter "WHAT THE F-" is honnest asf😅
This looks hella sus 8:04
Bloom, Wanna talk about the thumbnail🤨🤨
Nah 3:20 got me 💀
Pick up line for you Bloom@ "im good at math, add bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and let's multiple"
ayo 0:42 how do you do that?
bloom gets traumatized by a group of girls
Can't be the only one who saw divided get hit by a kunai and started chasing people down
When bloom said "Shut the fuck up!!!!" To the host he invited
14:47 Absolutely argee with Dyso about this shitpost 😂👌
He was like "WHAT THE-"
bro accidentally payed 50K for his thmbnail art*
bro this makes me laugh like crazy (thx for making me better by that vid am having a bad time with my hw :'))