Theres always that midfielder that runs around the whole game , but doesnt really know what he is doing and at the end of the game he acts like he was the only one giving his best.
Here's a few classics: We're downhill this half. We're against the wind so get the ball on the floor. And one for me as a winger after running a marathon in the first half: "I want you bombing up and down that line".
The way he showed how to receive is too real
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 "YA YA, I WANNI, YA!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"He's Fcukin Out The Fcuken Game" 😂💯
@@2RU-STORI classic line
@@unreleasedsource That's Coaching, Coaching Bro... 💯😁
"If they can do it in one half, we can do it in the other"
The standard opener to the team talk when you're getting spanked by some semi-pro team 8-0.
hahaha i used to play soccer but i feel this
@@adversity9664 “soccer”
@@adversity9664 soccer?
@Pupil 18jenkinsc its just a way you say it
I say soccer now im uncultured shushh u pussy
“I don’t care about the score I just wanna see some effort” 😂
BROOO THIS TOO ACCURATE “RELEASE THE BALL” 😂😂😂😂
I've heard that "You're not Messi" too many times😂😂😂
Right I felt that, but in reality...I was come on guys come on, no? Guys let’s be honest here
i use to say that pass the ball your not messi
Same
@@pcwillis7131 fed
Then pass the ball u scrub
U forgot to say “cmon lads U GOTTA WAKE UP” and “work your socks off”
Switch on lads
@@DJ-ed4nz ole out
@@Siu459 ole in
@Jj12 Official ole in
@@SaaduddinUbaidah ole out
Best quotes:
That's the worst I've ever seen you play
Still nil nil lads
Come on lads
You’re not Messi, you’re not Ronaldo
"dont be scared to barge em mate yeh mate"
"Now, what could we have done better?"
Ya toujours 0-0 les gars in France---> still nil nil lads
Theres always that midfielder that runs around the whole game , but doesnt really know what he is doing and at the end of the game he acts like he was the only one giving his best.
I have been guilty of that once or twice 🙈
Aye man we be hustling them runs tho 😭😂 feel like I put in work
Feel like that was a personal attack
Yeah that's me
Them laps are work
this was disgustingly relatable omg
Man like Dylan and that sharing his football knowledge! Good luck on your football career! 🙌👍
He has to do more of these football videos, they're too relatable 🤣🤣🤣
@@maxwellspersonal8270 fr😂😂
Jheez man like Patrick Star is everywhere!
Maxwells Personal might be his niche
0:19 there was always that one irrelevant person that wouldn't shut up😅
😭😭😭😭
I remember my manager turning into prim sir Alex one time we were losing 3-0 in the cup, we then went on to draw3-3 and won on penalties
"The only player putting a shift in is ..."- Number one phrase by coaches when your team is losing
And then that dad shouting at the sidelines, swearing at the ref, taking the game more seriously than the players 🤣🤣
lol the one guy who wants the “coach’s favorite player award” always first in huddles
The quality of this video is unbelievable. You need more subs man😔
Imagine if you did: "Every PE teacher ever" lmao
That's a good idea
What, like smosh?
Dan is the coach's son 🤣
1:06 you can hear the passion😂
1:46 No way, I said: “You’re gone” right before Dylan said it 😂
I always heard ‘ your away’
Bro I fucking thought of that a second before
That how coaches be in real life
Thinking they know everything😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I swear dylan has the best most accurate cockney accent i ever heard
You havent heard many then
@@HonestMan112 bro im talking abt fake accents not them eastenders ppl who talk like that naturally
@@omzldn6472 I'm not sure you understand the meaning of 'accurate' then
@@HonestMan112 na bro its accurate for someone who dont have that accent naturally
you know they dedicate themselves to the video when at the start it is sunny and the end of the video is sunset, putting in the hours👏🏽
PACK IT IN PACK IT IN😂😂😂😂
fuarkk the sky looks quality ngl
"Release the ball" I’ve heard that to many times 🙇🏿♂️
@@kingk6151 shush u jokeman
@@kingk6151 tell me why I’m an academy player then 😂
@@kingk6151 shush u still play Sunday league 😂
@@21knot3s9 what academy
1:06 there always that one teammate 🤣🤣
We all have the dan who does his job and apparently everyone else is shit 😭😭
The sky in the back thooo
He looks like the black version of penguin from batman
🤣🤣🤣 hella accurate
1:45 that was a mad sentence
1:51 dutchavelli 😂😂 "yeehh"
😂😂🤣🤣
That sunset tho
Mans doing some MMA stuff on Tyrese!
That sunset 😍
I can see the pep guardiola look
Similar hair I guess
That feeling when coach subs u off after being 5 mins on first half
“Get back in net mate” 😂
2:49 the sunset is beautiful ngl
Word bro
This one hit diff still 😂😂 love it, keep doing your thing bro
"2 minutes" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bernz is just rubbing his arm 😂
Glad you opened a channel,been waiting since that will Dylan ever do skits video❤️
"let em know ur there early"
Too accurate. Well all know a Dan 😭..
dylan found his juice🤣🤣
Here's a few classics: We're downhill this half.
We're against the wind so get the ball on the floor.
And one for me as a winger after running a marathon in the first half: "I want you bombing up and down that line".
this guys legit the funniest out of the trio no disrespect to bernz and mb
i that i play football i can confirm this is true😂😂
Ive just found you your so funny😂😂😂 keep up the grind
Fam I died when the coach started to show the player what to do 😭😭😭
0:25 to 0:28 is exactly the way my P.E teacher talks. pretty much the whole video XD
acting is actually so good
Lmfaoo ur too underrated
My guy said 5..4...3....2 I'm dead 😂
My manager always said running around like headless chickens
Tyrese fuc*me is a sick line🤣
Nah this is way too accurate 😂😂😂
the background is so amazing.
1:36 Dylan teaching better than my coach
He's wearing flip flops 🤣🤣🤣
One striker
One midfielder
One Defender
Don't argue boys you're just three on the team 😂
this guys underrated
This legend deserves more then 85k.
They always have the geeza accent aswell 😂😂😭😭😭
There is always that one player that basically throws his other teammates under the bus to the coach lmao
The sky in the backpack tho 😍 2:41
Bro is that a dove walking into the background? I've never seen a dove in the wild.
This is too funny!🤣🤣
“You’re not *F*ckin* Messi man,
you’re JustDylan.”
Snakey teammate that throws you under the bus 😂😤
I'd like to bring notice to how beautiful beautiful sky is
I've watched this like 6 times and I just noticed
nahhh the way they demonstrate they start shouting out of nowhere 💀💀💀
They always have that one favourite player
Dis guy is too funny😂😂
This is Sunday league to the tea loool
This is just too accurate 😂
“ You’re uncomparable, you’re irreplaceable” 😎
this is me in COD
certain man need to release the ball
Nahhhh that killlled me 😂😂😂
2:01 the pain in his eyes!!!!
i might use these tactics
The coach is on something 😹😹
Ah secondary school days they were fckn jokes
I have training tonight and now this video will be stuck in my head and show what the coaches really want to say
Dylan on the scene now
Big Up Dan!
Football content skits are sickkkkkkkk
The sliders deaded me 🤣
What?? The "coach" is wearing Slides on the pitch???
we want bloopers
Man thinks it's the F.A cup final😂
That sunset is peng
You have the newest comment congratulation
My man rocking flip-flops my g
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool, so glad you made your own channel aswell. 3 GOATS
This is what all coaches sY when they lose
Standard
Focus on the basic
If we lose ur doing laps
Dylan knows ball 🤣🤣🤣🤣
my coach just benches the whole team
Lads you've got five seconds
This has sunday league written all over it