Transporting 1,000+ families across the galaxy (safely)
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The best part about this stream was how Vinny and Ross knew everything about Star Trek and were using the jargon, but Criken and Charborg know absolutely nothing so they just resorted to sending mind p0rn to each other
Haven't watched the video yet. This comment tells me it's gonna be a great one though.
@@The_OwO_ShogunHaven't watched The Video yet. The Only Thing I'm Thinking Of Is Mind P0rn And I think it's great.
1 reply and 1.7k likes…. really?
@@M3T7Anims😐
@@M3T7Anims damn no likes and 3 replies that’s crazy
If there is is someone who can transport 1000+ familys without problems, its probably not going to be charborg.
shh, they aren't supposed to know that
Ye of little faith
WHERE'S MY MOTHER!?????
Yeah it'll be Jerma
So what youre saying is they're going to star in a "how did it go so wrong" documentary?
criken and charborg are the two old men constantly bickering as vinny is the tired retirement home worker who just wants his shift to end
I don’t think I’ve ever seen them summed up so accurately 😭😭
What I just realized is that it's 1,000+ FAMILIES, not people
The average size of a family is about 3.13 people in the US, so, there were approximately ~4,000 people killed on a single mission where they only encountered like 2 hostile ships
.13 of a person? Im stupid please explain
@@Jlee99100it’s an average 👍
@@rowluk2830 ah yeah its confirmed im stupid. Thank you kind soul for your guidance 🙏
@@Jlee99100the 2nd child is chopped up
@@nekomimicatearsIt's just like an arm of a kid that the parents insist on carrying around. They pose with it in family photos too.
I remember playing this, my first ever game the captain was ultra wasted that had no idea what the hell he was doing but it was such a blast
I passed out drunk as captain during the borg mission in the classic ship, nobody left while i slept and we still won somehow.
@@brahpmeahh553 You 2 probably just played with each other.
@@sycamorphXD Truly so
13:27 this “sends you mind porn” snippet is so quick and so funny I busted up laughing with Charborg’s disgusted response
I like that Charborg is so bad at using the transporter he transported him self outside at the end.
I love the spiteful sibling energy he had with criken
Vinesauce yet again living his ideal star trek hologram stripper fantasies.
I've said it once and i'll say it again, Vinny's brain is just constant reruns of star trek episodes
If I had to be on a ship piloted by these four, I'd jump out the airlock first thing. I'd die in space either way, this just gets it done quicker.
less than 15 seconds in and charborg is already making people laugh
The power of video editing. He could've made them laugh less than a second into the video if he wanted...
@@cr4zedturtle shut up
@@cr4zedturtlein the stream he was makin people laugh early on tho, he a funny dude
@@cr4zedturtle :O OH. MY. GOD.
@l.m.l8598 he his a funny dude, that's why I subscribe
As a *(real)* safety inspector, I am qualified to agree that the transportation of 1000+ families by Charborg was indeed conducted safely
Safety inspector, is it safe to hit my pile of extra gunpowder with a hammer? Also, is it still safe if I do it in my local sugar refinery with a broken ventilation system and it hasn't been cleaned in a month?
@@catmasterson1621is it safe to be aroused by this?! 😭🥵
@@deontaeavila3514 If two of us are, I don't think it cannot not be unsafe
@@catmasterson1621 very. In fact, I endorse it
@@kkronkk it's a culture to hit it with a hammer in some countries
"Even if their ship doesnt look like a dick its inhabitans sure are"
Best line
The group dynamic in this video gives me Fantastic Mr Fox vibes and I’m not sure why.
Criken and Charborg are like the feuding cousins.
The whole "transporting thousands of families" thing raises an interesting question: Why in the hell is a vessel intended for patrols, combat and uncharted space exploration designed to house thousands upon thousands of untrained, unarmed civilians who can't help in the slightest during emergencies/combat? It's not like they can or will provide any aid, and all the resources and facilities needed to support them could be better used on vital functions for the ship and actual crew. Not to mention, you could either make the ship much smaller without the extra civilian living spaces, but you could also make it just as big while simply using the space for better shielding/weapons/ammo.
It's like the Federation thought they could use the civilians as a means to convince other factions to not blow up the ship for moral/honor reasons, completely forgetting that almost every other faction not only has no issues vaporizing thousands of civilians who happen to be on the ship they're blowing up, but would probably treat the extra casualties like bonus multipliers on their kill counts.
They were never intended to be military. The families are part of the crew, it's for people who don't want to be literal thousands of light years away from their family. You see a drastic change during the dominion war and the federation ships get smaller and more militaristic.
“Hit that shit” is actually such an amazing captain catchphrase
As much as I love solo content, I always end up crying laughing at pretty much any multiplayer game he plays
Charborg should meet the Borg. I think that would be funny. 😆
The question is, which one would assimilate the other?
@@bruhtholemew LOL 🤣🤣
charborg will meet borg who will meet char they fuse into charborg
@@mistorjimboismOh my gosh, truly so XD I just got it
10:49 is such an insane reaction
Actual sibling behavior
A thousand eons from now, when civilizations have streamlined and trivialized commercial interstellar travel to the point that any dimwitted alien and his buddies could jump into their craft and explore the cosmos, they will encounter a long forgotten human derelict ship. Their reactions will be as follows. 16:40
13:45 Nobody acknowledged that Vinny line and I'm salty that shit was funny
it was a good quip LOL
Charborg being called Mr Borg and this being Star Trek makes it so much better
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Criken projects a mind wall: 15:23
Charborg hits that mind wall : 15:27
man... : 19:03
"That's alot of families to dissapoint and blow up"
Only just saw the first 3 seconds and it looks fun let’s hope nothing bad happens
With the charborg? No way!
Cruising on down, uh, space... Street
Criken was sending mind porn the whole time because he knew they were going to have to repopulate the ship.
Like how they have to show pandas panda p0rn to get them to breed?
I bet you 62 space dollars (¥3) that even if charborg was a civilian on the ship he’d accidentally stumble onto the self destruct button
No he’d just do it cause someone said he’d become ship captain if he did
three yen is 2 cents in americash
11:02 this back and forth had me in tears😂
This stream is so funny, instant classic.
I know most people probably didn't notice but the border around your thumbnails are awesome bro love the style
Cricken's avatar fits his voice better than his real face.
21:54 "firinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn- i missed"
I need to eat fish
don't we all
Truest thing ever said
What are you Catholic? It's not Friday yet.
What kind of fish?
@@TechnicolorMammothwhat does fish have to do with being catholic?
I can watch a full series on this crew 😂
"The best kind of crew is one that is snotty with each other"
Colossal missed opportunity not to say "Beam me up, snotty"
🐟 5:09 “this things a mess right now” …that’s really encouraging
Spork was clearly baked out of his dang mind the whole time, lmao
5:19 That Sync
6:50 yes as a non Star Trek watcher I too just nod my head
I never thought I’d see charborg and Vinny playing a game together
They also played Among Us VR together. It was really funny! XD
I'm hoping amogus vr and this means they'll start doing more and more collabs
I NEED you to stream more multiplayer VR games, this was great!
I am just imagining Patrick Stewart delivering the line, "Hit that shit.....from behind!"
everybodys happy when charborg uploads
Love seeing my fave boys collab
This is the single greatest episode of TNG ever
this is a nice cast of people, all that is missing is doug
Just finished star trek the next generation, was litteraly just about to start the films but though id watch some youtube first and to my suprise my favourite youtuber uploads star trek
love when charborg plays with friends! actually got so hyped when i saw Vinny 🥳
"This thing's all messed up, let me re-route some shit."
Star Trek would be so more interesting if it had lines like this.
Vinnie is an amazing captain
I really like the idea of "Mind Memes" being a thing in the far far future.
Chrbrg you owe me 2 dollars
There is a big missed opportunity here where Charborg coulda revealed that he was a CharBORG the whole time!
I don't think Charborg knew enough about Star Trek to make a joke like that.
I USED TO LOVE THIS GAME ITS SUCH A SHAME ITS GOT NEARLY NO PLAYERS NOW
correction: no players at all
damn haven't seen bridge crew in years
This was a really fun stream. I was so happy to hear Vinnie
Best CharBorg vid yet... That was soo funny!
please do another one of these
0:46 wait, RUBBER ROSS!
YO CHARBORG AND VINNY THE BEST CROSSOVER
Charborg with Ross and Vinny!
If this is a dream, I don't think I ever want to wake up!
wish i was rich enough to play this lol. i dont know if ill ever be able to get VR. this looks fun though, especially if you're a big trek fan. this is like almost a holodeck.
truly one of the videos of all time.
Charborg Just Getting Inserted Into Star Trek and Going With It Is Adorable
i didnt know i needed this but i did
if only star trek was this interesting
ROSS COLLAB LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
6:40 "I'm trying to focus here, captain. "
So shut up and accept when I say it's hamsters running around and powering the ship 😂
my psychic new vid charborg senses tingled...
5:20 collision warning?
3:15 that's a good Worf
I haven’t seen a charborg video since he was doing cabbage cults in RuneScape I forgot you existed for years and the humour is still just as good
Well time for one of the biggest kill streaks to be made.
alternative headline: transporting 1000+ families across the galaxy "safely"
The definition of inefficacy
Fun fact:there are billions of microscopic creatures crawling around your face
I gave your mom even more
Deb-briss.
Vinny definitely should have been captain.
cheeseburge
cheeseburge
Cheburge
Better than all the new kurtzman star trek shows
I wish they never abandoned this game
Transport Spork into open space.
love your videos man
great video fr
Really wish this game had more players
Great work, Mr. Criken
My sweet char char
Why does Criken sound like he has a lisp on this recording, but not on his recording?
Who put charborg in charge of operations lmao
This was cursed from the very beginning
huh, Captain Scheer kinda sounded like Morale Officer Neelix
Imagine playing this but bald
Man needs to play Gorn.
MAKE IT SO
the fact that he went from a MGSV: The Phantom Pain - Mission 12 Hellbound to this is funny
Cool vid as always
Charborg was not meant to take care of 1000+ family’s
No more, enough.
Oh my goodness I have this game!
Just nobody that really plays it without the dlc (which I don't have)
So happy this appeared in my reccomend