@@RackzzOnn yeah they been rapping about this shit for years kasher took down all of his old videos. Yall dont get to say if its bad or not yall just got here!!!!
God Bless everybody reading this God Loves y’all🙌🏽✝️❤️🙏🏽 God Bless you and your Family and make sure to give Glory to Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and put your Trust, Faith, and Love into him and believe Jesus Christ is Lord and is the Son of Our Most High God🙌🏽❤️
"I just slapped the fuck outta my cousin and took his toaster strudel And punched my little brother in the jaw and took his ramen noodles I heard you broke as hell in the crib eating ramen noodles I heard you broke as hell in the crib eating pizza rolls" The subversion of expectation with the last line not rhyming at all with the previous lines combined with the beat cutting out is fucking peak comedy
God Bless everybody reading this God Loves y’all🙌🏽✝️❤️🙏🏽 God Bless you and your Family and make sure to give Glory to Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and put your Trust, Faith, and Love into him and believe Jesus Christ is Lord and is the Son of Our Most High God🙌🏽❤️
I ran from a bill once too, but only because i was too lazy to come back after the weekend with cash cus they didn't take card 😂 and worst part is I'm a barber myself now
This probably the funniest shit I heard all year.
FACTS!
😐
Naw fr
this nigga hell 0:24
Ong
THIS SONG IS 5 MINUTES BUT IT FEELS LIKE ETERNITY
Bruh, I watched this shit and it felt like one minute. I looked at the time and I thought I time traveled.
Connor Man lmaoooo
1000th like
because they ain’t even rapping💯😂😂😭😭
DeeTheSenju_YT day m
2:46 he rhymes truck with truck 6 times... masterpiece
and then later rhymes degree and degree
then dollars with burger
and then says van instead😭
he rhymes krispy kreme with krispy kreme bruh
3:40 they rhyme one with one like 3 times
1:30 rhyming cancer with cancer
1:03 you can hear him laughing
They both did
they sound like they arguing about who had a worse day
Carlos Green brah I just had a long ass day and that just made me laugh like shit lmaoo.. you the man dawg 😂💯
True
Bruuuh this made me weeak asf no cap. Ohhhh tay6 🤣🤣😭
Jaylen Johnson Ion remember askin
The Best Day*
literally a pair of black af1 having a conversation
Offf Top lmfaoo
On god!
best comment on this video😂
😭😭
Fr
Their verses get more intense each minute 💀
Yessir
No shit
Their verses get more interesting each minute🤣
Now I’m smoking crack
frrr lmoaoa shit funny asl
1:43 hands down, one of the best bars this world has ever seen
I wish I could 😂
Raymen noodles 😭
"Raymen noodles" LMAOO
Y'all eat pizza rolls
shit had me rollin 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I scamed a Spanish man, he was Mexican”
Best lyric of 2020
Lmaooo
Bars!
😂😂😂
here before 1K likes
ً oh god this isn’t a spelling class
3:40 THEYRE ACTUALLY HAVING A CONVERSATION
Roman 😭
*this song like 30 minutes*
This song a whole movie
lool absolutely true
my dad finna come back before this song finishes
We finna be on round 103 of 2020 before the song ends.
Its just so shitty it feels like it takes an hour to finish
3:49 is the most inspirational line I have ever heard in any song
*Improvised*
scam rap is literally the best rap genre it's not even close
scam rap
Detroit
@@Nuskusame cant have shit in it
@@spritepine5345 lol true
@@spritepine5345 lol true
Teejay and kasher Quon end their bars like *THIS!*
Underrated comment💀
I love nick But I don’t like you I swear they do that all the TIME it’s so crazy how they RYME
@tusnij Just sold my cousin for 5 dollars she only seven *TEEN*
Eiahfou I feel weird I’m off the *LEAN*
KAKASHI HATAKE Why you asking me to stop scammin, what you MEAN?
this ain’t even rapping, they deadass just stating all their felonies
hey bro it is what it is
😂😂😂😂😂 still fire but fr it sound like they explained they day
they are rapping their felonies
There just saying stuff it's not what they really do but they do scam
@@RackzzOnn yeah they been rapping about this shit for years kasher took down all of his old videos. Yall dont get to say if its bad or not yall just got here!!!!
We makin it outta the dementia center with this one
😂😂😂
Username checks out
Average Nagito pfp comment
heh you could say that again
heh you could say that again
We're entering the new golden age of rap
XD
Cursed Corner “Just beat up a kindergarten cause he was 5”😂
WRN_Retro “F*ck with a sick b*tch now I got a cold”
We were already inside that bruh
Cursed Corner syrup 2 now
Im done💀 "i just slapped tf outta my cousin and took his toster strudel"
He bullyin all his cousins💀💀
He don't get invited to family reunion no more
rick
teejayx6 “mom can i go to the family reunion”
his mom “hell nah!”
ong😂 he hate his lil bisexual cousin
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the toaster strudel part had me laughing my ass off 💀
“couldn’t find no other drugs around so now i’m smoking crack” i’m literally in tears😭😭😭
Same
Why are you sad
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Arsha Nijah 😂
I felt that
These guys walked so Yuno Miles could run
fr 💀
This was yuno miles before yuno miles
Rio and Mike*
I literally thought this exact thing watching this 😂
Straight ripped
“Free my homie he didnt do nothing”
the homie:
Gold
Best comment
Committing all the felonies in the book
@@billyjoe8185 Nah bro they adding. Tryna help the law homies
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90% percent of teejay and kasher lyrics start with “i just”
Nah fr😂
You meant 95%
And “I’m finna”
melonie Whitley how 😂
melonie Whitley it’s a joke
THE WAY HE HELD UP THE PICKLE 💀💀
he look so proud of it bruh😭
🥒
🤌
he held pickle rick
aha facts 🥶
bro really said "🥒😃"
its hard to believe how many wild things came from this one song
they rhymed “truck” 6 times in a row
Yea them shots be funny asl
I C E C R E A M T R U C K
Ye bars nigga
2:48
Rummler IF bars
Bruh you can tell they having fun😭😭😭
ong😂
stg they had way to much fun making this
“Bro your shit looking trif”
Thank god someone is, gives an excuse why it feels like a recent adam Sandler movie
It's extremely random but I find it entertaining because you can tell they're having fun
"It cost 30 to get a haircut and Teejay still ain't got one."
😭😭😭😭
*read dis shit as it went😭*
"You kno i scammed all my barbers i cant even get one!" lmaooooo
Where they cutting heads for 30$!? 😂 it’s like 15 where I’m from.
"boy yo shit trifling u need to go and get one!"
This is legitimately the funniest song I’ve ever heard
Teejay:"u know anything that ryhmes with truck?"
Kasher:"How bout truck"
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lost it haha
Teejay: Anything else?
Kasher: hmmm… how about truck
they not even rapping they’re just arguing over who did worse shit 🤣
Classicon 😂
💀💀😂
@@Yungassassin392 the
“I heard your broke as hell in the crib eatin Pizza Rolls” 😂😂😂GODAMN
Lmaoooo😭😭😭😭
pray for teejay's cousin, he been thru a lot
1 like - 1 prayer
It his cousin fault for keep trusting him 😭😭
Nah dat nigga bi
@@freshswagga100 still, a bit abuse for a family member
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@@freshswagga100 So?
These guys are the Pac and Big of our generation. Truly empowering. ✊
Nah, i appreciate theire work but you can't compare them to Biggie and Pac.
@@bigaz005yh u can
@@bigaz005yeah… TeeJay n Kasher r better
"Trust me bro, this will get us out the hood 🙏💯"
😂😂😂
@@davidverde916 didn't he get signed for a million, what
It's funny cause it did 😂
It did 😭
@@logik5549 he broke again lol
2:01 they started snapping 😭😭
seriously every bar is better, funnier and dumber than the last and i fuckin love it
"I just saw a crackhead tryna fuck a racoon" 😅😅😅
these are the silliest and goofiest bars
3:40 why he roast TeeJay like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:44 *Boosie* : I felt that
Lmaooooo 😭😭😭😂
“Wouldnt it be funny if we just said some random shit over a beat”
Theyve akways rapped like dat
Bruh this shit aint random ong😂
🤣🤣🤣
They just reciting everything they getting charged for 💀
Lol
this video is like gods plan but by thugs
Your somewhat correct with that one lol😅👍
Lmao
Or Punching Your Little brother’s jaw and took his ramen noodles
They rhymed "Ice Cream Truck" with "Ice Cream Truck" and then "Ice Cream Truck" with "U Haul Truck" right after
this song feels way longer than 5 minutes 😭
Facts, it feels 15 seconds longer than 5 minutes
fr LOL
@@spencerj9660 lmao
it felt like 5 hours
yes
Every line they rap ends with “!!!”
Lmao dawg I’m rollin. Niggas said ⚠️⚠️⚠️
@@freebriccs6134 AHHAHAHAHHA
😂😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂
“I jus tried to hang Myself in the *BATHROOM* “ I felt that
When they be exaggerating shut it’s so funny
same
U good?
Beats any stand-up comedy act ever
This is the greatest thing that will ever exist.
Better than the first
Clay Soggyfries hell nah
keynan mac hell yea , it’s 💯 better
First way better I fw it tho
2:25 I lost it bruh 😂😂
LOL
This duo is like a Jordan and a Pippin
Nah this the new Generation MLK and Malcolm X
Aiden Sarrazin LOL
🅱️ynamic 🅱️uo for a reason 😂😂
Naruto and Sasuke type duo too 🤣
Pac and B.I.G. reincarnated into these two legends
He rhymed cancer with cancer and people still have the audacity to say he’s not better than Tupac 🗣💯
Ikr🙄
Facts
He rhymed cream with cream a lyrical genius
your forgot when he rhymed truck 6 times in a row
@@cosmiclasagna1125 and Vegas 3 times
“I think my homie snitched on me i think he tekashi”
fucked a bitch with 20 kids I think its dishiki
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These are the bad kids that used to be in class clowning
This feel nostalgic now😭😭😭😭💯
Nah fr
4:02 These are the only men alive who can rhyme Vegas with itself three times in a row
1:03 bar of the year 🔥
Ong
what a good samaritan he is
Teejayx6: “I just scammed a single parent mother for enfamil”
Everyone in the studio: 🤨
@Jeremy Ross he scammed all his barbers...
That line was so fucked 🤣
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robbed my lil cousin cause I found out he bisexual
Everyone in the studio: 😯 -> 😦 -> 😐
@@azucanika5720 i would too
They walked to yuno miles could run 🙏
The beat makes me laugh before they even start spitting
it's so fuckin weird and somehow fuckin lit
Stranger Things FL Studio ass synthesizer
@@TheNinja94a the stranger things FL studio beat is lit
Secret agent type beat
@@Worldomafecan't disagree with that
Bro I cant imagine his sleepovers with his cousins when he was little
Listen to donkey fart
😭🤡🤡
Listen to Dymanic Slatt , that’s basically what it what sound like
Teejay make sure that none his cousins come out da closet 😹😹
Memetime obviously
They really rhymed truck with truck six times in a row
True rap 😂
And Vegas 3 times😂
Then van
Ong 😂
2:46 LMAOOOO
I always come back here for a laugh lol
It’s the beat constantly rising under their flows that’s the funniest 💀
“I’m finnuh go to jail I jus ran over a pedestrian” 😭😭😭💀
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“He went to jail for a hour and turned to a FRUIT LOOP”
I just tried to hang myself in the BATHROOM!
@CurlyHeadMonty 2 really nigga
@Mar mcCoy nigga u WEIRD
Mar mcCoy Bad joke
@@user-mp3ii7fq2w that's how his bars be tho lmao
my last two braincells during the exam
😂😂
Same
I’m doing an exam rn
1k like
@@Funnydoc how’d you do?
i’m actually crying bro wtf 😭
3:49 that shit hits deep 😔✊🏾
Fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
Kasher Quon fascinated by cancer
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he got a song named breast cancer its kinda fire
“Couldn’t find no other drugs around, so now I’m smoking CRACK!”
coulda ended the song there
Fuego ACE i hope he not serious 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Reecewannabefamous he probably not
TAP IN WIT ME ON INSTAGRAM FOR FIRE ASS SAUCE LETS GET SUM MONEY !! TIRED OF GETTING SCAMMED BY 13 YEAR OLDS? MY NAME IS METHOD_MENTOR 💯💪
it takes a special kind of talent to rhyme "ice cream truck" with "ice cream truck" 3 times in a row
“Had my hoodie on got shot by a white man” that got deep
Woke lowkey ✊🏿
Lmfaoaoa shut up
Spiritual_Tjay right 😂 it’s not that deep these niggas foolin
🤣🤣🤣
S3SAY lmao they reference the police and black man 🤣😂
They the type to buy sum Popeyes den eat it at Chick-fil-a
Lj Saucing 😂🤦🏾♂️
To buy Burger King chicken sandwiches and put em in Popeyes paper and sell em like that*
Rell Bandoo *aye dassa come up🤷🏾♂️*
They eat mc donalds mc pick 2 but then ask for it at wendys
"I just bought a Popeyes chicken sandwich and ate that bitch at CH IC FIL A
i love that they keep sparking the same blunt over and over
🦑
Wet ass backwood😂😂😂😂😂
greatest song in history
You can hear them trying not to laugh lol
when he said he smacked a nigga with freckles💀💀
Big Jawline facts
makes me wonder if teejay is being serious about swipe story
snJtiu Y. [Comment reposter] trust me he serious
😂😂😂😂😂
“I just scammed a basketball player named Abdul Kareem” 😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭 shit had me rolling
Mike wang Wang 😂😂😂
Shit had me dead
“Suck my lil cousin weewee” 😭😭
Popped the nigga outside the Walmart then fleed the scene
3:27 sounds like a really fucking long math problem
Ikr
Fax
Algebra in tha hood 😂
That beat adds to it
😭😭
This is one of the songs of all time.
1:43 “I just slapped tf out my cousin and took his toaster strudel” I felt that...
Imma do that at a sleepover
😂
“It cost 30 to get a haircut Teejay still ain’t got one”
The fact they still did more bars after about his hair makes it more golden lmaooo
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Im fucking crying rn😂👌
30?! My shit 20 with the eyebrow
Chris Tahji Eyebrow?
Said they scammed “Abdul Kareem” in front of the staples center. 😂😂😂
And got the name backwards
"I just slapped the fuck outta my cousin and took his toaster strudel
And punched my little brother in the jaw and took his ramen noodles
I heard you broke as hell in the crib eating ramen noodles
I heard you broke as hell in the crib eating pizza rolls"
The subversion of expectation with the last line not rhyming at all with the previous lines combined with the beat cutting out is fucking peak comedy
Yo it’s the funny albumoftheyear guy!
300th like
Quadruple entendre right there 😉
So true
And you explaining how it was funny is peak fucking cringe.
This song is actually hilarious. We need more songs like this.
listen to rxknephew
0:49 The beat sound like Level 50 on a pacer test.
Bruuuh
Wassup
😂😂😂😂 funniest comment
Word is bond 🤣🤣😭😭
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Plot twist: *every lyric is based on a true story*
we Kno this already
yoni the poni 😳
Every lyric *
“Couldn’t find no other drugs so I’m smoking crack!”
So all the cancer stuff was real 😳
2:02 to 2:21 are hype asf
“Heard you broke as hell in the crib eating pizza roll” *pauses then proceeds to take a bite of pizza roll*
😂😂😂😂
Lmao be feeling the song then next thing you know you hate your life 💀😂
Damn I’m broke and I ate pizza rolls today
Cap who bites pizza rolls mans gonna have a burnt ass chin when that shit squirt
On bro!!!😂💀
1:00 he couldn’t help but laugh that shit was funny 💀💀
Why the beat sound like Gary the snail when he started hitting his eyeballs together 💀
Bro that shit so specific 😭😭
Bro im weak😂😂😂
This shit killed me 😂😂😂
😭😂😂😂
LMAOOOO BEST COMMENT🤣💀💀💀
This is now one of my favorite songs, no joke. These two knew what they were doing.
“ it cost 30 to get a haircut , tee jay still ain’t got one” 😭. “You know I scammed all my barbers I can’t even get one” 💀💀💀
Bro yo shit lookin triflin you need to go an' get one
3:40
God Bless everybody reading this God Loves y’all🙌🏽✝️❤️🙏🏽 God Bless you and your Family and make sure to give Glory to Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and put your Trust, Faith, and Love into him and believe Jesus Christ is Lord and is the Son of Our Most High God🙌🏽❤️
😂😂
I ran from a bill once too, but only because i was too lazy to come back after the weekend with cash cus they didn't take card 😂 and worst part is I'm a barber myself now
They're so off beat, it almost sound like a poetry session over a beat
Bruh that's how it's supposed to be.
@@J35usl0vesy0u Probably. But still
@@MemeMeme-to4ht 🤸♂️
i swear
Meme Meme this is poetry
"She was off her period I said open legs now!"
between every funny bars, they're spitting beautiful poetry about struggling
They really just rapping about what they have on their mind
the way they emphasize certain words just kills me 💀💀
4:13
Bro is literally pouring syrup.
and then he puts it in lemonade
Yuno miles stole the whole flow
You really can’t have shit in detroit
Word for word bar for bar
“She was off her period told her OPEN LEGS NOW!!”
Smh ewww😭🤢
I like that shit medium RARE!
People definitely misinterpreting this lyric, last dd he said she was on it so now she's actually off it
@@HomingBeacon They dont get the lore
Beat: in 4/4
Teejay: in 🚛/🦄
2:25 cHAncEy BIlIuops
This part of the song lives in my head rent free
Every teenager needs to hear this 👇👇👇