As a North Carolinian, I can confirm that we literally evaporate upon seeing one inch of snow, and burst into flames when the temperature drops below 30 degrees for any reason.
Hey im Alaskan too and tbh it makes me sad and happy too. I wish we had recognition but I’m so glad we don’t cause man, I’m not used to lots of people at once and a lot of people would actually come here if they know we exist one day LMAO
As a person who has family from and in Wisconsin, I can confirm that as soon as I cross the state line into Wisconsin, I immediately transform into a mildly saddened rat and indulge in the consumption of cheese for a prolonged period of time. Everyone in Wisconsin does this. There are no exceptions
@@kyliesmith2004 I know many people in the Amish religion (I think it’s a religion??) I vacation with my family to a pretty popular Amish place, and they use horses for transportation. Now, I’m not Amish too but I know in some places they do in fact use horses, I just genuinely wanted you to know that some Amish people do use horses.
@@Soggy_paper_ considering their comment is a joke/satire and not them being genuine, i think its safe to assume they already know that the amish do use horsed
As a Minnesotan living in Florida, I can confirm this is true. Every single day in winter down here is a "try not to cringe challenge" whenever I hear somebody whining about how 50 degrees is freezing
I'm a New Jerseyan in Florida, and I feel the exact same way. I also find it pretty cringe how people can wear trousers and long sleeves in 80 degree weather.
jokes on you, i’m from maryland - where temperatures veer between the mid-70s and upper-90s in summer, not to mention that we’ve had 50-degree weather on christmas and it has also snowed _in the middle of april_
As a detroiter who personally knew the guy who had his front porch stolen (yes you read that right) I can absolutely confirm that was 100% true and probbly actual video of a detroiter
Lmfao I'm from Michigan actually living in Warren right outside from Detroit n when I heard that story from my mom I said "anything else a bit more interesting?"
The one about Florida houses is so damn true. Every time I visit my hometown (Naples) more and more of the forests are mowed down and replaced with shopping centers and luxury apartments only rich north people can afford. Along all saltwater canals (anywhere in Florida) are million dollar mansion next to million dollar mansion that are only occupied for 3 months out of the year. If you drive by in the summer it is a literal billon dollar ghost town. People are trying to ban "winter homes" but since the opposition is the 1% they are never gonna get banned.
this is so accurate. every time i go to the beach, there’s million dollar mansions lined up next to each other and a majority of them are empty or have an expensive sports car parked in front. they’re only occupied for like half of the year and they’re empty during the summer. it sucks how they take down trees just to build houses that are only used during the winter. it’s a waste of land tbh.
I like how people aren't even remotely trying to make this meme format sync with it's music. At this point we don't care anymore. We're in it for the slander.
As a Illinois resident, I can confirm these are, jokes aside, completely accurate. We literally describe where we live in Illinois based off of how far away from Chicago we are lmao
this is very accurate. even explaining to people who are from illinois i always say i live about 4 hours away from chicago depending on traffic, who’s driving, and how many times we stop. they don’t get why i don’t just say the town im from
Calling up my Uber driver to take me to wichita just so my mom can shop at khols while destroying about 35 farmsteads and 1937 sq miles of farmland. I'd say it's pretty economical
As a North Carolinian, the last time I went outside while it was snowing, a powerline no more than 20 yards in front of me fell onto the road and exploded, causing a power outage in 4 separate neighborhoods, and resulted in my ears ringing for 14 hours afterwards
Try being Maryland We are the literal bastard child of the southern states Political a northern state be geographically in the south XD My school population is practically divided by political party lines.
As a resident of the Philly Metro Area, this is entirely accurate. After we won SB 52, we climbed some poles, flipped some cars, and had a little fun on Broad Street before the parade. We Philly sports fans are so used to misery that any shred of success from our teams is celebrated as if those teams won a league final
I was in college at the time and i think all the schools basically just had a day off. Dont forget the story of the peiple climbing up on to lampposts and at least one person falling through an awning. I honestly dont know if it would have been worse if we lost the SB.
I lived in PA at the time, and my dad is from Maine, so he's a Patriots fan. For the week after that Superbowl most of my classmates in high school would not shut up about the game and I was just sitting there nodding along for my own safety, y'know?
really? as a marylander i’ve always considered anything south of our state part of the deep south (hell, we ride that line anyways since our northern border is literally the mason-dixon line)
As a North Carolinian I am proud to say I can confirm I just chill on the porch during a raging storm but if a flurry of snow comes down I’m staying inside for the rest of the season.
Fellow Upstate New Yorker. I live in a more suburban area (also in the middle) and I can back this up. Please, just please acknowledge our existence, people.
@@LakeofCrystalclan it would be fine if at least Google acknowledged us. I type anything relating to new york laws and of course Google tells me all about new york city.
@@SkippySanctus Florida man steals nuke from sea and makes a nuclear reactor which powered his house for 10 years! Florida man breaks into a house and cooks breakfast and ask the family living in thier to go back to sleep! Florida man breaks into a House and shaves cats head and leaves without stealing anything
I’m from North Carolina and my dad told me a story about how there was a really bad hurricane about to hit the beach where my great grandfather loved to fish. So my dad had to drive to the beach to pick up my great grandfather and my dad was flying so they could get out. My grandfather told him to slow the hell down and then asked him to pull over so they can get biscuits and coffee at a hardees that was completely boarded up
Virginia being called not Southern is unreasonably funny to me because it being part of the South was a pretty significant thing that happened. Like, West Virginia's origin story is right there
My best friend is from Virginia Beach, he ended up coming all the way to bumfuck Illinois somehow, and we got in a good humored argument where I told him that his state isn't a southern state and practically an eastern state geographically. The result of my statement was high treason 🤣
As a Californian, this is very true. The secret is that I'm going to wait until all of the annoying people leave for Austin, New York, Oregon, or Washington, and then reap the benefits of my labor.
As someone from Washington I ask that you keep your people. You make everything more expensive and then will probably smash it with your car cause you can't drive.
As a Louisianan, what’s wrong with “seafood concoctions?” Honestly, adding in some shrimp, chicken, sausage, crawfish, crab with chives, occasionally onion and heavy seasoning is great, really great gumbo with buttered bread and beer on the side.
Im from Wisconsin but I grew up with Louisianan food because my mom is from New Orleans. Gumbo will always be a beloved childhood meal to me. I was surprised to see it slandered, I think it’s really good!
@@weebdweeb3951 I'm from Dallas and it usually snows lightly here a couple times a year but NOT LIKE THAT. We lost power for days, it messed up everything for a while. 0/10 would not recommend
As an Arizonan I can confirm that 90+°F (32+°C) is an average day here, 75°F (23°C) with a slight breeze is considered “chilly” to us, and 50°F (10°C) is the equivalent of snow.
The Tennessee slander here was absolutely mild, such disappointment. Here's a good list for slander: -The Confederate states president is from here and after the collapse of the confederacy he was found fleeing in his wife's nightgown -Andrew Johnson and Andrew Jackson being from here and were both horribly racist. -Average Tennessee driver (We're so bad we might as well let the blind start driving) -Calling ourselves the country music capital but it's 95% Neo-country which might as well be pop. -Tennessean politicians (they're a joke) -Nashville refusing a road and public transportation expansion for the 50th time in the past 6 years but approving 4 more apartment complexes that year with a 50 lot parking garage each
Your so right about the driving part. I’m from Kentucky, and usually when we go shopping, we go to Johnson city. We come home, and my mom is a ticking time bomb of rage. 💀
The Connecticut one is so true. People only come through the state because of how convenient the highways are and no tolls, which in turn, screws us up with too much congestion. They wanted to add tolls but residents were not willing because they were too cheap to comply. But also most people are piss poor because high tax rates. I wish I can move out sooner.
As an average Detroit enjoyer, I can indeed confirm that anything holding any sort of value can and will be stolen. Had to put a cage around my copper sprinkler pipes cuz mfs kept stealing it.
as a west virginian, this is pretty accurate for everywhere except harper's ferry and charleston.. if you want to make an accurate slander of west virginia, make one about how there's a thunderstorm every three days (at least in the eastern panhandle, people in central wv let me know if it's the same)
@Michael Benedict actually, some dude called robert harper bought this ferry line that went from a tiny town across the shenandoah river to help people go west. he was given a hundred or so acres of land and eventually people started settling there, mostly irish and italian immigrants. the catholic church was built in 1896 as well by his descendents because the irish and italian immigrants were acting rowdy. so it was first called "Shenandoah Falls at Mr. Harper's Ferry" but eventuay got shortened. it's also the place where john brown raided and ended up getting captured by robert e lee
As a man from Kentucky, I can confirm that our entire life revolves around fried chicken and the colonel, and if you disrespect either you must face eternal punishment.
We Kentuckians don't care about anything that isn't fried chicken, it's all either an obstacle or tool to consume more chicken than all other Kentuckians. The Colonel once ate two thousand entire fried chickens in 1944 while quickscoping Germans (close enough to confederates)
Honestly. Other states will say their weather be tripping, but ours happens on a daily basis. I remember one year when it snowed in June, with zero heads up. It was also icy asf.
As somebody who grew up in both Virginia and Kentucky, and has driven through West Virginia dozens of times to get to a better state. All of those are completely accurate to an absurd degree.
1:02 this is so true it pisses me the fuck of every 2-3 week environment is destroyed to build houses next to the fucking highway in the middle of no where
I'm from Oklahoma, your statement about Oklahoma was 99% accurate, the 1% is that all the natives were kinda forced to live here against their will at one point
As a Kentuckian, that’s not true, I hate chick fil a (not because of their food, because I hate them as a business) (Also the nearest one is over an hour away)
Could have added a second one about the rest of Michigan being asked "is that near Detroit?" when telling someone where they live (for the record, folks, Michigan is the biggest state by total area east of the Mississippi, and takes nearly 10 hours to get from Lambertville, MI, in the far Southeast corner to Ironwood in the far northwest; it takes more than ten hours to get from Lambertville to Copper Harbor, which is at the tip of the Keweenaw Peninsula). Also could have added one about people forgetting that the Upper Peninsula exists
0:43 As a person that lives in Connecticut I can conform that CT is just a like that one kid holding 2 kids from fighting each other and gets nothing in return.
As a North Carolinian, I can confirm that our state will not bat an eye over a hurricane, but will immediately close down pretty much all roads if we get so much as an inch of snow. Our weather is also just fucked in general. It was 37 degrees outside a few days ago. It was 85 degrees today.
@@juice8431 clearly you've never been here lol, Connecticut also has the highest disparity between average income per country in the country. even then, just different areas of cities can vary immensely. certain areas of new britain make basically nothing, while others are upper class
As a Kansan, this is extremely accurate. I'm a woman with long hair, and whenever I go outside, my hair blows all over the place and gets in my eyes. Even when I put it in a ponytail or pigtails, sometimes I'm standing in the opposite direction of the wind and the ponytail blows around and hits the side of my face. And whenever I style it, it'll inevitably get messed up.
As a Connecticuter, can confirm we’re merely a link between Mass and New York. However, another good slander would be the amount of taxes in this God forsaken state, and the fact if you’re born here, there’s a 5% chance you’ll be financially well enough to move to another state.
"North carolians facing one inch of snow," born and raised, and I can confirm that we lose our shit and shut down everything if so much as "the possibility of snow," is uttered.
@@skullotonin yeah that’s kinda why i was upset/confused about that part, i think they kinda gave up and went with the most stereotypical answer also the arizona being hot all the time and wisconsins eating cheese all the time weren’t very good either, just basic, expected
I love how Missouri in this is both absolutely true and absolutely false- Like there's so little but also so much historical advancements made in middle of nowhere fucking Missouri for some reason.
As a Georgian I can confirm my 5th great uncle was the person to first breed the verity of peach now known as the Georgia Peach, and if someone not from my family attends a family function my family will not fucking let you forget that we’re responsible for the peaches.
As a Nebraskan there are some interesting things about our state that you can do -visit Omaha with many nice restaurants and areas -go to the best zoo in the country, the Henry doorly zoo -we make the most popcorn out of any state, we have many nice hikes and lakes -we have beautiful hills out west with many animals -you can go to the capital and do many fun things there -we are the founder of kool aid -you can go to carhenge -you can visit chimney rock and jailhouse rock -you can go on long night drives -we have a wonderful culture -we also get a lot of tornadoes -visit the Omaha and Lincoln for some super fun stuff
The fact that arkansas aint even mentioned proves that it's just factory settings irl
I know. Also Alaska and hawaii
Everybody forgets about Maryland
@@oakonion8860 Maryland was in the video. Unsurprisingly it was about crabs -a Marylander
Yep
im trying to figure out if the Amish one was a Pennsylvania joke or no 💀💀
As an Arkansas citizen, I can confirm that our state is forgotten and not cared about
True. Or maybe we don’t exist 😳
We are definitely forgotten but that is okay
God I wish our state would be forgotten, then maybe all the shitheads would leave. Looking at you, Huckabees and Huckabee-Sanders, and Cottons
Ding, ding, ding! You are 💯!
Having been to little rock I can confirm the rest of the state is just as awful
As a North Carolinian, I can confirm that we literally evaporate upon seeing one inch of snow, and burst into flames when the temperature drops below 30 degrees for any reason.
correctimento
True
I am from NC and that is true
When it snows not even an inch everything shuts down
Yeah
I NEED TO MOVE FAST 😞
As a Russian who has never been within five feet of America, this is very accurate.
чел харош
АЛЛАХ ВЕЛИК!!
rodrick
@Matt Melnychuk no politics plz
@@rodricktuan rodrick
As an Alaskan. I'm both sad and really happy we weren't recognized enough to be slandered
alaskans trying to get something larger than a post-it note delivered by mail:
Same case, but I'm Hawaiian
Alaskans when Minnesotans go on a rant about -30 Fahrenheit weather being a bit warm
Alaskans when they have to fight 5 bears every time they go outside
Hey im Alaskan too and tbh it makes me sad and happy too. I wish we had recognition but I’m so glad we don’t cause man, I’m not used to lots of people at once and a lot of people would actually come here if they know we exist one day LMAO
As a person who has family from and in Wisconsin, I can confirm that as soon as I cross the state line into Wisconsin, I immediately transform into a mildly saddened rat and indulge in the consumption of cheese for a prolonged period of time. Everyone in Wisconsin does this. There are no exceptions
Hey me too!
This is hilarious because I lived in Wisconsin for like a year or so.
We made fun of someone for the entire class period just for not liking diary products, they have earned a one way ticket to hell.
same
Then we get wasted
As a South London resident who has never stepped foot in the USA, I can confirm this is all accurate
As a USA resident who has never stepped foot in South London, I can confirm this person is from South London
I thought you were managing a Cinnabon in Omaha, Nebraska?
as an american i can confirm that a m o g o s_c i n n a b o n
As a American resident who has never set foot in the UK (south london) i can confirm that he has been stabbed plenty of times
pfp and name checks out
As a North Carolinian I can confirm people would go snorkeling in a tsunami if they had the chance.
i would and im from NC
As a Floridian, people surfing during hurricanes is a real thing that happens often
I’m from NC and hurricanes ain’t shit lol
As someone who lives in Pennsylvania Amish country, the “Amish airplane” joke was a little offensive. Everyone knows we use cows, not horses. 🙄
@Mana I am not Amish, but everyone here uses cows because there are a lot more cow fields than gas stations!
@@kyliesmith2004 I know many people in the Amish religion (I think it’s a religion??) I vacation with my family to a pretty popular Amish place, and they use horses for transportation. Now, I’m not Amish too but I know in some places they do in fact use horses, I just genuinely wanted you to know that some Amish people do use horses.
@@Soggy_paper_ considering their comment is a joke/satire and not them being genuine, i think its safe to assume they already know that the amish do use horsed
Strange the Indiana and Ohio Amish use horses all the damn time.
@@Soggy_paper_ bruh like I said I grew up in Amish country, I know they use horses 🚨 LMAO JOKE ALERT 🚨
As a Minnesotan living in Florida, I can confirm this is true. Every single day in winter down here is a "try not to cringe challenge" whenever I hear somebody whining about how 50 degrees is freezing
Im sure we all expected at least someone to say it - so I'll just go ahead and say it
New Jersey forever, New Jersey rules
I lived though the Polar Vortex. -50 is not so bad.
I'm a New Jerseyan in Florida, and I feel the exact same way. I also find it pretty cringe how people can wear trousers and long sleeves in 80 degree weather.
jokes on you, i’m from maryland - where temperatures veer between the mid-70s and upper-90s in summer, not to mention that we’ve had 50-degree weather on christmas and it has also snowed _in the middle of april_
@@The.Dabb3rt people used to heat, just like y’all used to winter
As a detroiter who personally knew the guy who had his front porch stolen (yes you read that right) I can absolutely confirm that was 100% true and probbly actual video of a detroiter
How the fuck do you get your whole front porch stolen?! 😂
@@Orange_Swirl no clue he was gone for two days and came back and it was gone steps and all they had to use the back door force a ywar
Lmfao I'm from Michigan actually living in Warren right outside from Detroit n when I heard that story from my mom I said "anything else a bit more interesting?"
Can confirm. When I lived in Madison Heights, someone stole my damn souvenir cactus. They'll steal just about anything lmao
@@madardauchiha878 I love my state
As an irish person that has never been to America ever, i can confirm all of this is true
Ah, so you’re from Boston? /j
The one about Florida houses is so damn true. Every time I visit my hometown (Naples) more and more of the forests are mowed down and replaced with shopping centers and luxury apartments only rich north people can afford. Along all saltwater canals (anywhere in Florida) are million dollar mansion next to million dollar mansion that are only occupied for 3 months out of the year. If you drive by in the summer it is a literal billon dollar ghost town. People are trying to ban "winter homes" but since the opposition is the 1% they are never gonna get banned.
Pretty sad, Florida is becoming second hand California.
@@Domtorreto5 I wouldn’t say that, most Californians are going to Texas, it’s mainly New Yorkers, midwesterners, and people from NJ in florida
this is so accurate. every time i go to the beach, there’s million dollar mansions lined up next to each other and a majority of them are empty or have an expensive sports car parked in front. they’re only occupied for like half of the year and they’re empty during the summer. it sucks how they take down trees just to build houses that are only used during the winter. it’s a waste of land tbh.
@@lunerval very true, this is coming from someone who lives near but not at the city of palm beach (our beaches suck anyways, Sarasota is better)
Just burn them down man. You aren't facing fucking csi from the movies
As a North Carolinian, i completely agree that once the snow is a centimeter thick, school is canceled for a week and everyone loses their shit
same bro what part of nc do you live in
nah fr, i moved to michigan and they get a foot and schools still on 😭
im in nc too and i saw one flake of snow tonight locked all doors went into the basement and cried
I’m an eastern North Carolinian, and we haven’t got snow in almost five years
the best snow ive gotten is 6 inches
As a Connecticuck, I can confirm that the entire state is an asphalt highway lined with insurance companies and country clubs.
Connecticuck XD Never heard that one before
Also, if you can find a way to make a slander including Yale, then it would be complete
Same
State flower is the traffic cone
also when we have our own shitty baseball team nobody gives a flying fuck about and only cares about yankees or red sox
Don’t forget our casinos
As a Chicago resident, that was a very light amount of shooting
I like how people aren't even remotely trying to make this meme format sync with it's music. At this point we don't care anymore. We're in it for the slander.
As a Illinois resident, I can confirm these are, jokes aside, completely accurate. We literally describe where we live in Illinois based off of how far away from Chicago we are lmao
Carbondale 🤙🏻🤙🏻
*me telling people I where I live*
What?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN??
WHERE THE HECK IS THAT??
DO YOU LIVE IN CHICAGO??
Uh… never mind?…
this is very accurate. even explaining to people who are from illinois i always say i live about 4 hours away from chicago depending on traffic, who’s driving, and how many times we stop. they don’t get why i don’t just say the town im from
@@yeahbutwhy8788 Agreed.
Same
As a Kansas resident I can confirm that the most effective and cost friendly way to travel is via tornado
oh you forgot to add there is no weather in between hot and cold
Calling up my Uber driver to take me to wichita just so my mom can shop at khols while destroying about 35 farmsteads and 1937 sq miles of farmland. I'd say it's pretty economical
@@FFlaminscorpion literally the same here in Oklahoma too lol.
@@iconic3606 yea cause both stats are right next to each other.
btw i did not mean this in a aggressive way
@@FFlaminscorpion I understand lol.
As a North Carolinian, the last time I went outside while it was snowing, a powerline no more than 20 yards in front of me fell onto the road and exploded, causing a power outage in 4 separate neighborhoods, and resulted in my ears ringing for 14 hours afterwards
As a Chicagoan I laughed so hard at this comment.
You still had to go to work.
as a former US state, i can say this is completely accurate
As someone from Hawaii, not being mentioned in this video helped us fulfill our dream of not being associated with the United States
@@Numbabu Not mentioning you was a silent, hidden slander
I love Hawaii for their amazing and
@@Numbabu as another person from Hawaii I always expect to be forgotten lmao
How do you get enough money to leave, please, i need to know
As a Virginian, I can confirm 2 things.
1: We’re irrelevant
2: We are too North for the South, but too South for the North.
As someone in Northern Virginia, I can confirm we'd rather be called Northerners.
@@rat7963 the rest of Virginia is just a wild mix
@@rat7963 Speak for yourself
Try being Maryland
We are the literal bastard child of the southern states
Political a northern state be geographically in the south XD
My school population is practically divided by political party lines.
So what you’re saying is your mid
As a European I don't know WTF is happening but this is hilarious.
British people are so prim and proper (rip queen i won the gulag against her)
@@zombslayer9i433 yeaaaaaaaaa
Half of the American states are mentioned in this video… sometimes the memes are positive about the state but mostly not… yeah that’s about it.
Same
So basically everything in the video was 100% true
As a person who has never been in the US, I confirm this's 100% accurate.
Bs you’ve been to the US cause this is 100% accurate, only a person would be this spot on if one traveled here
As a Canadian who's never been in the USA, i can confirm that everything in this video is true
Almost, Colonel Cornelius Cornwall should have had a gun.
Based and red pilled
Trust me, you ain't missing much. Florida is just as cursed as it seems.
im american and i can confirm it is true.
all of it
As a british person myself I can conform that your most likeley true
As a resident of the Philly Metro Area, this is entirely accurate. After we won SB 52, we climbed some poles, flipped some cars, and had a little fun on Broad Street before the parade. We Philly sports fans are so used to misery that any shred of success from our teams is celebrated as if those teams won a league final
Why did we flip cars 😂 that seemed overkill when I saw it happening but the other stuff was fun as anything
Good for yall. Glad yall got to celebrate.
I was in college at the time and i think all the schools basically just had a day off. Dont forget the story of the peiple climbing up on to lampposts and at least one person falling through an awning.
I honestly dont know if it would have been worse if we lost the SB.
i remember that
I lived in PA at the time, and my dad is from Maine, so he's a Patriots fan. For the week after that Superbowl most of my classmates in high school would not shut up about the game and I was just sitting there nodding along for my own safety, y'know?
As a Virginian I can confirm, surprised it wasn't one about our horrible drivers though.
Dude fr
really? as a marylander i’ve always considered anything south of our state part of the deep south (hell, we ride that line anyways since our northern border is literally the mason-dixon line)
Yeah everything south of Maryland I consider south, West Virginia I really don't know what to put that in tho. Not South Midwest or North imo
As a Virginian I'm just glad our drivers are better than California
@@kaphizmey6229 yeah I've seen more southern culture in Virginia than north Carolina
As a North Carolinian I am proud to say I can confirm I just chill on the porch during a raging storm but if a flurry of snow comes down I’m staying inside for the rest of the season.
as a marylander, i find this accurate. i'm eating raw king crab i caught a few hours ago. this is my 88th serving this week.
Just gotta make sure you're using old bay with that crab.
Only 88th? Get into OC my man, you’ll be eating, drinking, breathing crabs the entire time you’re there.
King crab?
@@mikaelaincase2157 yes i dont eat blue crab because one snipped my brother, Quantinglious Escobar Jones's peepee
Hey! We have other things here too! Like... Gays? Or maybe that's just around Baltimore.....
As an upstate New Yorker who lives in the middle of absolute nowhere and farms corn for a living... You nailed it!
Fellow Upstate New Yorker. I live in a more suburban area (also in the middle) and I can back this up. Please, just please acknowledge our existence, people.
Im from the Rochester area. I also live in rural farming area
I live in Niagara Falls where there's a cool set of waterfalls and lots of gang activity and empty motels. There's more to New York than the city 😭
@@Dollmoth9 where I’m at, there’s just a city 10 minutes away with a ludicrously high homicide rate 😭😭
@@LakeofCrystalclan it would be fine if at least Google acknowledged us. I type anything relating to new york laws and of course Google tells me all about new york city.
Hawaii not being on the list:
Alaska too. Rip
We simply do not exist
Hawaii being thousands of miles away and still a state while Puerto Rico is just a couple hundred
As a Michigan resident I can confirm I pull life support cords regularly for gits and shiggles
As an Oregonian, we don’t only joke about California.
Sometimes we joke about Washington too
and sometimes idaho :)
That comment was "fire"
As a washingtonian, we make fun of both Cali, Oregon and ourselves.
@@youraveragebassist4353 As a Californian, We make fun of Oregon because it's stuck in-between us
nah we make fun of californians and scold people from washington. Were like the brat middle child of the west coast. oregon got bomb deserts tho
As a Floridan I can confirm that we make good things happen in the most bad looking ways
Do you know any flordia man stories?
@@SkippySanctus I've seen alot but I don't remember any
@@steam1303 too many for you to remember?
@@SkippySanctus Florida man steals nuke from sea and makes a nuclear reactor which powered his house for 10 years!
Florida man breaks into a house and cooks breakfast and ask the family living in thier to go back to sleep!
Florida man breaks into a House and shaves cats head and leaves without stealing anything
Bruh, Florida is in a whole other plain of existence.
I’m from North Carolina and my dad told me a story about how there was a really bad hurricane about to hit the beach where my great grandfather loved to fish. So my dad had to drive to the beach to pick up my great grandfather and my dad was flying so they could get out. My grandfather told him to slow the hell down and then asked him to pull over so they can get biscuits and coffee at a hardees that was completely boarded up
Yea that sounds like NC
@@owenlewis7928 sadly I never met him. But I’ve heard from everyone he was a great man and a good fisher
@@Onyxthefem where in nc do you live? I live near Raleigh
@@jg.27 McDowell county. Absolute shit show here
@@jg.27 I live in Greensboro
As a Pacific Islander who grew up in Hawaii, thank you for not mentioning us and our horrible rail
Don't worry brah next year for sure lmao
Virginia being called not Southern is unreasonably funny to me because it being part of the South was a pretty significant thing that happened. Like, West Virginia's origin story is right there
@@dogwoodhillbilly Yeah but it's not *really* southern.
@@dogwoodhillbilly Sarcasm didn't translate. Though I still do think it's funny how touchy people from Virginia can be about how southern they are.
@@dogwoodhillbilly Nah it's cool. I'm from that area and I know a couple Virginians who are that way.
My best friend is from Virginia Beach, he ended up coming all the way to bumfuck Illinois somehow, and we got in a good humored argument where I told him that his state isn't a southern state and practically an eastern state geographically. The result of my statement was high treason 🤣
Cope
As a Californian, this is very true. The secret is that I'm going to wait until all of the annoying people leave for Austin, New York, Oregon, or Washington, and then reap the benefits of my labor.
As someone from Washington I ask that you keep your people. You make everything more expensive and then will probably smash it with your car cause you can't drive.
@@jof1391 As someone else from Washington, I agree
As an Oregonian I can attest that all that annoying people have come here.
As a Californian, I shall to the same.
don't send them here!
As someone from Ohio, I’d beg to differ. We aren’t even cared about during election time anymore!
cap u were big for Donny J. and the republicans during 2016
@@Nord.. So people do care!
As a Tennesseean who is 15 years old, I can confirm we love our whiskey
can also agree
As a Philadelphian, I can confirm that we do in fact, smash all of our belongings in a celebratory fashion.
I agree with you. I grew up close to Philly and I’m an eagles fan. It’s sad that we lost the superbowl, I bet the police department was celebrating.
Just in general the PA jokes were kind of bad also I’m from Pittsburgh so yeah
As a Louisianan, what’s wrong with “seafood concoctions?” Honestly, adding in some shrimp, chicken, sausage, crawfish, crab with chives, occasionally onion and heavy seasoning is great, really great gumbo with buttered bread and beer on the side.
Fr these casuals don’t know what they’re talking about
I’m not a Louisianan but I want to let you know your food is appreciated
Im from Wisconsin but I grew up with Louisianan food because my mom is from New Orleans. Gumbo will always be a beloved childhood meal to me. I was surprised to see it slandered, I think it’s really good!
thank you so much, I was honestly sad that this person either hasn't been graced good New Orleanian food or has shit taste buds.
i'm not louisianan, but my family's from the south so we like to have creole food a lot -- absolutely delicious
As an Arizonan, I can confirm that we are all being burnt to a crisp as we speak.
For the love of god, please help us
Please help I don't think my skin can handle another 125 degree day
bruh i was dying when I went through 101 degree weather while heading out of florida to kentucky. Can't imagine how y'all feel. 💀
@@olderalt.4066 don't imagine it
Bro I went to Florida came back to New Hampshire in the spring and Florida was so warm while it was still cold in NH
As a missisippian, I can confirm we- OH TITAN CATFISH #1855 HAS ESCAPED IT'S CAGE, SOUND THE ALARMS!!!!
BRO THE KENTUCKY ONE IS TRUE. the thing is tho, i live in kentucky, the closest kfc is an hour away in another state?!?!
I live in Kentucky too but they’re so spread out compared to most fast food places. I would eat it a ton if it wasn’t a 45 minute drive.
My man I think you got scammed
L bad part of kentucky get nae naed
I'm from and in KY and I SWEAR everyone goes to Chick Fil A instead even when they have the option. But I'm a vegetarian. (I did prefer Zaxby's)
I’m from Kentucky and I don’t really even like fried chicken, I prefer grilled
as an italian that knows little to nothing about the USA i can say this is 100% true
do u wanna learn?
Cuz if so i just wanna say.. please dont try fake mozzarella of ypu might faint 🤡
@@ouncerton is it true you guys have meat flavored ice cream?
@@okayvsk no, that's the dumbest shit i've heard in a while.
@@okayvsk thats stupid
As an Arkansan, we are always forgotten, but it is fine
*We are invisible
It's okay, we're silently controlling the US food market.
I thought Arkansas was gonna be a country music or a racist joke
@@ERlC_CARTMAN Or it'd be something about being a hillbilly
@@ERlC_CARTMAN I was lowkey waiting because i knew it'd be something about racism 💀 but damn we aint even in the video
0:15 Rhode Island won. We have a president from Delaware now.
As someone from Louisiana, the fact that New Orleans was mentioned but Louisiana wasn’t is it’s own painfully accurate stereotype lmao
I found it funnier because they somehow got so close to me, yet so far lmao
which city you from? I promise I can get you some slander.
@@hidingthings_enjoyer.she.her. middle of nowhere town called Deville
@@TheRealKingDedede Lmao at least you ain't from alec
@@azieg9ygeb I’m like 20 minutes away from there lmao. Gotta drive through it for everything
As a Texan we all die when there's a inch of snow ❄️
Didn't it snow in Texas a year ago? I need to know how it was like for Texas
@@weebdweeb3951 There was a blackout for about a week lol
@@weebdweeb3951 It snowed in Galveston and it was 9° in Houston... and the grid failed in the worst way possible.
@@weebdweeb3951 I'm from Dallas and it usually snows lightly here a couple times a year but NOT LIKE THAT. We lost power for days, it messed up everything for a while. 0/10 would not recommend
@@weebdweeb3951 it was the happiest day of my life until I realized there was no power
“North Carolina and South Carolina trying to convince the rest of the country who’s worse than the other”
north carolina is the only right answer as a person from maine
@@BL4DESS as a person from North Carolina, I agree with you
@@sophisticatedmoai9740 i lied i’m also from north carolina but wassup
I'm thinking that South Carolina wins by a whisker because it scores an A+ in the nationwide trailer park department.
@@lisarochwarg4707 for me it’s mainly about the people who live here. every little reason that makes me glad i don’t live in a different state
As an Arizonan I can confirm that 90+°F (32+°C) is an average day here, 75°F (23°C) with a slight breeze is considered “chilly” to us, and 50°F (10°C) is the equivalent of snow.
Georgia is so true. We dont shut abt peaches but SC grows more of them and Florida grows better ones
Lol, them Chick-fil-A peach milkshakes doe
Georgia is so irrelevant that it doesn't get slandered much
@@josephcarson8382 Noooooo we aren't irrelevant we have a lot of hate crimes and racism.
And Atlanta were you can get robbed,but it fun. Lol
@@Tayanator do you want your state to get slandered or no?
@@josephcarson8382 No comment
As an American, I can confirm that much of this is indeed uncalled-for slander, but it's still really funny.
Well deserved, actually
@@g_gamymede505 Bad take
i disagree with the uncalled for part
It aint uncalled for its true 🤣
@@zombslayer9i433 "true" doesn't mean "called for," even if, again, it is really funny
3:06 this is how Dorothy went to oz
As a Kansas resident, this is so real
As an South Carolinian, that's completely accurate and it's embarrassing as fuck. Damn, I wish we were known for something better 💀
Fellow South Carolinian , BBQ has to be popular or Myrtle Beach.
@@federalnigga Myrtle Beach isn't much of an improvement
I don't care, I still love my state. East coast till I die.
As a European, I can neither confirm or deny because I am not from South Qarolina
real i hate sc it has nothing 💀
As a Wisconsinite, I can confirm 3:48 is NOT slander, and indeed just what we are like 24/7.
Wym? Lol y’all like cheese that much or what?
@@mrguapo2215 Yes, can confirm. We do just love cheese that much.
Need beer+bratwurst
@@o_sch cheesy brats
@@o_sch can confirm it's in the Wisconsin code of honor
The Tennessee slander here was absolutely mild, such disappointment.
Here's a good list for slander:
-The Confederate states president is from here and after the collapse of the confederacy he was found fleeing in his wife's nightgown
-Andrew Johnson and Andrew Jackson being from here and were both horribly racist.
-Average Tennessee driver (We're so bad we might as well let the blind start driving)
-Calling ourselves the country music capital but it's 95% Neo-country which might as well be pop.
-Tennessean politicians (they're a joke)
-Nashville refusing a road and public transportation expansion for the 50th time in the past 6 years but approving 4 more apartment complexes that year with a 50 lot parking garage each
Fr
The drivers here will wreck their car in park
Your so right about the driving part. I’m from Kentucky, and usually when we go shopping, we go to Johnson city. We come home, and my mom is a ticking time bomb of rage. 💀
There’s a car accident on the highway like twice a week, three if we’re lucky lol
I think Las Vegas has the worst drivers in the US.
The Connecticut one is so true. People only come through the state because of how convenient the highways are and no tolls, which in turn, screws us up with too much congestion. They wanted to add tolls but residents were not willing because they were too cheap to comply. But also most people are piss poor because high tax rates. I wish I can move out sooner.
Basically a european country🤮
As a Hoosier (which is a person from Indiana for all those people) I have never see something more relatable
As an average Detroit enjoyer, I can indeed confirm that anything holding any sort of value can and will be stolen. Had to put a cage around my copper sprinkler pipes cuz mfs kept stealing it.
i know someone who got all the piping stolen out of their house while they were away, stay safe🙏
bro wtf whos stealing pipes out here
@@tyrone1050 I got no clue but I went to work and when I got home them bitches was gone
@@tyrone1050 Detroit citizens
@@tyrone1050 The Mario Bros
as a west virginian, this is pretty accurate for everywhere except harper's ferry and charleston..
if you want to make an accurate slander of west virginia, make one about how there's a thunderstorm every three days (at least in the eastern panhandle, people in central wv let me know if it's the same)
Harpers ferry is neat, im near there
@@forzaguy1252 awesome, where specifically?
Morgantown isn't terrible, is it?
@@agrimmajmudar7145 it's mediocre, i haven't been that much but there's nothing to do
@Michael Benedict actually, some dude called robert harper bought this ferry line that went from a tiny town across the shenandoah river to help people go west. he was given a hundred or so acres of land and eventually people started settling there, mostly irish and italian immigrants. the catholic church was built in 1896 as well by his descendents because the irish and italian immigrants were acting rowdy. so it was first called "Shenandoah Falls at Mr. Harper's Ferry" but eventuay got shortened. it's also the place where john brown raided and ended up getting captured by robert e lee
As a man from Kentucky, I can confirm that our entire life revolves around fried chicken and the colonel, and if you disrespect either you must face eternal punishment.
Yessir
Fried chicken is tasty so is Nashville hot chicken 🤤
the fact that they didn’t even mention that kentucky is literally built inside of a crater hole
@@mikaelaincase2157 bruh dont even get me started 💀💀💀
We Kentuckians don't care about anything that isn't fried chicken, it's all either an obstacle or tool to consume more chicken than all other Kentuckians. The Colonel once ate two thousand entire fried chickens in 1944 while quickscoping Germans (close enough to confederates)
As someone from Maine. The fact that it was the first to be mentioned in something probably ever makes me incredibly happy.
They finally remembered us :)
As a michigander I find it criminal that you did not include anything about the ridiculous weather here.
I think a lot of states could say that. Denver In September 2020 we went from 92 degrees to 30 in 10 hours.
Also there are much more insane gifs of Detroit. I just glad it wasn't a flint joke.
Like the one time a dude deflated a horse
Same, yeesh!
Honestly. Other states will say their weather be tripping, but ours happens on a daily basis. I remember one year when it snowed in June, with zero heads up. It was also icy asf.
As a North Carolinan I can confirm both of those are true at 1:24
Every North Carolinian knows that if the temperature drops below 20f we all die
If I got a dollar for every time somebody started their sentence with "As a.." I'd be able to buy all 50 states
As a sentence I find that offensive.
As all 50 states i find this offensive
SHIT YOU STOLE MY COMMET
As a north carolinian, i can confirm that we simply disappear after we step foot in one inch of snow.
As somebody who grew up in both Virginia and Kentucky, and has driven through West Virginia dozens of times to get to a better state. All of those are completely accurate to an absurd degree.
Ehhh there’s to much bad with Kentucky except for the roads
Kentucky has little pockets of prettiness and that’s about it.
@@fart63 whatever you do don’t go to Lexington
@harperhornemam6808 you do know that everyone else in va hates nova right?
2:21 As an Oregonian I have one
Seattle
*_laugh track_*
1:02 this is so true it pisses me the fuck of every 2-3 week environment is destroyed to build houses next to the fucking highway in the middle of no where
Its painful to see
I'm from Oklahoma, your statement about Oklahoma was 99% accurate, the 1% is that all the natives were kinda forced to live here against their will at one point
and the bombing... that too!!
Fun fact: Unless they're vegetarian, EVERYONE in Kentucky goes to Chick Fil A for chicken.
As a Kentuckian, that’s not true, I hate chick fil a (not because of their food, because I hate them as a business)
(Also the nearest one is over an hour away)
Tennessee loves Chick Fil A too
Could have added a second one about the rest of Michigan being asked "is that near Detroit?" when telling someone where they live (for the record, folks, Michigan is the biggest state by total area east of the Mississippi, and takes nearly 10 hours to get from Lambertville, MI, in the far Southeast corner to Ironwood in the far northwest; it takes more than ten hours to get from Lambertville to Copper Harbor, which is at the tip of the Keweenaw Peninsula). Also could have added one about people forgetting that the Upper Peninsula exists
Another funny Michigan one could have been about how citizens of the lower peninsula can use their hand as a map.
could've added "Michigan people explaining how their state is bigger than everyone thinks"
Could’ve made a joke about the extremely religious west part of the state lol
Also the fact that if you drive in a straight line you will hit a lake.
Man, I love being a Michigander lmao
I don’t understand a single one of these yet i still find them all hilarious
fr I am so uninformed
Dude Washington gets too many wild fires
As a Michigander, I can confirm that we unplug life support on a daily basis
1:32 I've probably seen snow like five times ever. The state is in the southern United States, which sees barely any snow.
0:43 As a person that lives in Connecticut I can conform that CT is just a like that one kid holding 2 kids from fighting each other and gets nothing in return.
Fairfield county has great houses tho.
Minnesotans when someone is literally dying of hypothermia
“Oh you think THAT’S bad? Back in Minnesota we know about *real* cold”
The North Carolina one is very accurate
As a Californian I can confirm that I am currently on the move to ruin every single state in the US and there is nothing that can stop me 🚗 🔊
Also as a Californian can I come
Lemme join I hate this state
What state are y'all moving to cuz it better not be Idaho we already have enough of y'all here and we don't need anymore
@@codylee8392 mmm potatoes🤤
@@mwshu6045 yes we love them but would you believe me i told you we produce more dairy than potatoes each year
3:14 As a person who has lived in Chicago for over 3 years, I can confirm this is indeed true.
States: In an uproar
Wisconsin: Cheese
As a North Carolinian, I can confirm that our state will not bat an eye over a hurricane, but will immediately close down pretty much all roads if we get so much as an inch of snow. Our weather is also just fucked in general. It was 37 degrees outside a few days ago. It was 85 degrees today.
As someone from Connecticut I can say that was my exact reaction to that information.
nice school districts though.... Thats something I guess...
@@juice8431 only in the wealthy areas though
@@harpsekai Connecticut is a wealthy state and a small one
@@juice8431 clearly you've never been here lol, Connecticut also has the highest disparity between average income per country in the country. even then, just different areas of cities can vary immensely. certain areas of new britain make basically nothing, while others are upper class
As a Kansan, this is extremely accurate. I'm a woman with long hair, and whenever I go outside, my hair blows all over the place and gets in my eyes. Even when I put it in a ponytail or pigtails, sometimes I'm standing in the opposite direction of the wind and the ponytail blows around and hits the side of my face. And whenever I style it, it'll inevitably get messed up.
As a Connecticuter, can confirm we’re merely a link between Mass and New York. However, another good slander would be the amount of taxes in this God forsaken state, and the fact if you’re born here, there’s a 5% chance you’ll be financially well enough to move to another state.
connecticans paying 7000000000$ in taxes only to have the shittiest public services imaginable
As an indianan i can confirm that we eat, sleep, breathe, and are corn
"North carolians facing one inch of snow," born and raised, and I can confirm that we lose our shit and shut down everything if so much as "the possibility of snow," is uttered.
Wouldn’t slander… mean that any of this isn’t true? Because everything you just presented sounds accurate af.
i feel like south carolina and arizona they just went with the most basic jokes
@@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans yeah, im a south carolinian and its not accurate at all really 😔
@@skullotonin yeah i’ve never been to a single civil war reenactment thing before, must be a charleston thing
@@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans i live in charleston and it really isnt which makes me even more confused as to where the entire thing came from 😞
@@skullotonin yeah that’s kinda why i was upset/confused about that part, i think they kinda gave up and went with the most stereotypical answer
also the arizona being hot all the time and wisconsins eating cheese all the time weren’t very good either, just basic, expected
As a Kentucky resident, we don't get mad at chicken jokes, it's our entire culture.
I’m baffled that that is the only joke people can come up with, there is so much worse about our state
I love how Missouri in this is both absolutely true and absolutely false- Like there's so little but also so much historical advancements made in middle of nowhere fucking Missouri for some reason.
Is it me or did i not see Hawaii
As a Georgian I can confirm my 5th great uncle was the person to first breed the verity of peach now known as the Georgia Peach, and if someone not from my family attends a family function my family will not fucking let you forget that we’re responsible for the peaches.
As someone who lives in arkansas, the fact we aren't even mentioned is completely accurate
Look at it this way there is no slander about us so therefore there is nothing bad about us
I fucking knew they would bring up Mormons 💀
2:43 I live in Henderson and I can confirm this very true.
As a Las Vegan, what are you talking abt 😭
@@caleb_the_great 2 years ago
@@dangernoodle23101 my fault
3:19 As an Iowan, I really expected our slander to be about corn.
Then I realised there's about 10 different states you could use the same joke on.
me too😭
The entire us is just known for corn
@@Alright281 fair
As an Arizonan, I can confirm that we spontaneously combust and turn into a skeleton when we go outside in the summer.
same
So true. I turned off one of my 7 air conditioners in my room and immediately went up in flames and died
Bro and the first 100 degrees day of this year was in like April 😭
Feels like i am gonna melt here
@@Uhlyuhauby may*
@@ElfenLiedAgain no i swear it was 100 degrees before may hit
As a Nebraskan there are some interesting things about our state that you can do
-visit Omaha with many nice restaurants and areas
-go to the best zoo in the country, the Henry doorly zoo
-we make the most popcorn out of any state, we have many nice hikes and lakes
-we have beautiful hills out west with many animals
-you can go to the capital and do many fun things there
-we are the founder of kool aid
-you can go to carhenge
-you can visit chimney rock and jailhouse rock
-you can go on long night drives
-we have a wonderful culture
-we also get a lot of tornadoes
-visit the Omaha and Lincoln for some super fun stuff