"I dont see how people go to the strip and lose thousands... I just lost 5 Caps and I'm thinkin about blowing up this whole casino and everyone in it" -Six, probably.
Slots are trash, doesn't matter if it's IRL or in a game. Learn some Blackjack, if your luck's anywhere above average you can clean house, just pull up the Basic Strategy Table on your phone and play by the rules til ya memorize it. Also works in real life casinos, plus with THOSE ones you can count cards to make yourself some extra luck. In game tho, make sure you stop playing Blackjack *just* before you hit the house limit, quicksave, bet everything on Red in roulette, and if you lose just save-scum and wait out the 60 second cooldown - effectively doubles your money cause they only ban you AFTER you make too much, and it's almost a coin toss as to whether you gotta save scum it at all.
sometimes i try roulette or the slots just for fun and the odds really are way worse than blackjack even with 10 luck, its supposed to effect tbem but it barely does in my experience go to blackjack with 10 luck? just double down every turn without even looking you'll be banned from the casino in minutes
Strangely in my experience, I got kicked out playing slots for like 3 minutes (It was also my first time ever having chips so I thought that’s just how slots worked in game) but when I tried playing Blackjack the dealer cleaned me out. I looked up the rules and found some tricks but the dealer would always win. I would be dealt 20 five hands in a row, and the dealer would draw 21 every time. Then I get 11, so I double down and get a 9. Ha! Beat that. Dealer draws 21 again. What?!?! According to other players my luck stat is high enough that I shouldn’t be experiencing loss to the degree that I am. I don’t know. I guess it’s just not worth touching gambling in game unless your luck skill is maxed out for some reason.
I'm not a gatekeeper, i'm happy so many people will get to know fallout's mentally deranged style and humor thanks to the netflix show. I hope this blows up!
this was me yesterday at the gomorrah because the closest i’ve gotten to figuring out how to talk to cachino is by winning big but i ended up just losing a bunch of money and then getting mad at fake gambling. If you think slots is annoying then never try Blackjack in NV. I had a blackjack once and it didn’t care and then I broke even. I wasn’t amused. Then it occurred that it’s my fault for gambling in a video game where they actually factor in external factors like your luck level.
by it didn’t care i mean i had a blackjack the dealer turns iver their cards and it wasn’t a blackjack but then it starts drawing until it jad a pefrect 21 so we tied. So how does one win? Because it constantly beat the odds I would get 18, 19, 20 and without fail the dealer would draw 19, 20, 21. I was just hemorrhaging money. Good thing it was just legion denarius I was using. Even though i’m loaded I just don’t want to waste my caps. There’s random expensive stuff like the implants
What was the name of the scientist guy at Helios one? Amazing? Extraordinary? You’re that, my friend. You’re whatever the name of that guy was. LETS GO GAMBLING
Not hating but imagine wasting time on gambling when you could jury rig combat armors from dead gun runner guads and play caravan for atleast 5 times the money you can make with gambling(except sierra madre ofcourse and even then you could just sell the sierra gold for more money). When I was a kid I got frustrated because I didn't know the rules of gambling and the game never told me but caravan was easier and more profitable so I got really surprised seeing people do gambling instead of caravan which is way easier and less tedious. Fun video though.
Three answers to this: 1) To prove that I can. Just like robbing the gold in the sierra madre is an absolute neccessity. It's not about the money, it's about the message. The message is I'm a shut in with too much time. Hell, I cleaned all the casinos, hoarded every item and robbed the gold in the sierra madre last run even though I abused the infinite casino chip glitch, meaning I could get infinite money. More importantly, I could get around 35000 caps every 2 seconds. (in reality, none of the casino winnings from gambling in the main game can quite compare to the money you can make off of selling all the pre-war money you can get in exchange for siera madre chips in the dead money dlc. I'm pretty sure the most you can get from siera madre gambling alone is over 200k caps worth in pre-war money.) 2) If you're doing a "no major glitches" run, it's not so much about how much money you could realistically make in total, but about how fast you can make it and at what level. Jury rigging is good for repairing armor, and you have weapon repair kits for weapons, but trading for caps means hauling gear to and fro, taking up inventory space and precious time. That whole schtick might get boring in a game that has vendors with limited caps to spend. A couple of hours spent at the casinos in vegas, on the other hand, and you can get AT least like 50k caps. (more if you actually use your brain and consider the fact that you can go over the casino limit before getting kicked out. So you in fact go to 1 cap less than the limit, then go to the roulettes table and continuously put your caps on the same number. So long as you win, you win more than the casino limit would technically allow. Meaning every casino limit is in fact 7000 caps more than what the game shows you. So that's about 70k caps in all of the city of new vegas casinos combined.) Seeing as this can be done in a few hours, you should treat that as a BONUS for all the stuff you can do OUTSIDE of gambling, like jury rigging and increasing your barter skill. Keep in mind that if you want the REALLY good shit from the gun runners, especially after the dlc, you definitely need way, way more than 70k or just the money you get from caravan and jury rigging. You want it all. Unless you're not a hoarder like me and just immediately go for one major gun only. That's fair. 3) A level 1 character, in order to maximize their special stats and skill point attribution (if that's how you wish to play, of course), should always go to the city of new vegas as SOON as possible, without levelling up in the meantime. Gamble at the atomic wrangler and gomorrah, and use the winnings to buy the intelligence implant at usanagi's clinic. While answer three is a SPECIFIC way to play the game, it's just as viable as any other.
because its stupid easy to start a character with 7 or 8 luck, break the bank on every casino, and then go from there to play however you want. also, caravan is too much effort for a paltry sum of what you could earn by just playing blackjack on the strip.
blackjack is stupid easy. caravan is pretty much the same thing but with extra steps, and you have to collect cards probably. I don’t know because i’ve never bothered learning how to play a card game inside of a video game especially when most of the time i’ve got like 3 caps and 4 health. I run by the seat of my pants. If I want to get rich quick I’ll just do easy quests. Just being on the strip and interacting with the families completes a bunch of quests for different factions that you then just go talk to a person and say “I already…” and bam you have a ton of XP and caps
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average 1 luck gambling experience
even with luck 10 the slot machines arent good
@@RosemarytwigsYeah blackjack is my go to game.
@@zefizzypop5020 tbh blackjack is probably the only thing that is worth playing than slots and the roulette board
Roulette sucks
Blackjack is just “press w”
And with 10 luck so is slots but at least it’s fun hoping to hit jackpot
Caravan is the only mini game that is actually fun with 10 luck
"I dont see how people go to the strip and lose thousands... I just lost 5 Caps and I'm thinkin about blowing up this whole casino and everyone in it"
-Six, probably.
When the 10 luck build loses a hand of Blackjack
@@bozo6049 True af
The VATS experience
*90% shot misses*
"Aww dang it"
*90% shot misses*
"Aww dang it"
*90% shot misses*
"Aww dang it"
*90% shot misses*
"Aww dang it"
*90% shot misses*
"Aww dang it"
4% to a randow gekko: spin bot tf2
Literally Fallout 1.
Fallout 2 early game gecko hunting expirience
Fallout 🤝 XCOM
Both having bs 90% hit chances that miss 😭
@@ludwigvangaming1822
>You critically missed
"Aww dang it!"
>You critically missed
"Aww dang it!"
>You critically missed
"Aww dang it!"
>You critically missed
"Aww dang it!"
>You critically missed
"Aww dang it!"
>You critically missed
"Aww dang it!"
>You critically missed
"Aww dang it!"
>You critically missed
"Aww dang it!"
"Whoa now. Be careful with that thing."
"how tf do you see me"
that was basically my thought lol, i decided to keep it in when i was editing it
NPCs always know where you are they just pretend not to
I mean- the magical flying C4 probably gave him a clue.
When I was playing an assassin playthrough in fnv the guy I was tryna sneak kill said the same thing......so is it stealth or not?
@@trooper0951 I mean, you ARE just crouching, doesnt mean you're not standing on a table while doing so..
"We've got a problem boys!"
*Here comes the sun*
They hit the tops
@@YourLoaclPlagueDoctor "TURN THE TV ON. ANY CHANNEL. THEY HIT THE LUCKY 38"
do do do do
"We got a problem, boys!"
The problem in question:
the problem is growing
*L A R G E R*
@@RaTcHeT302 the problem is *HEATING* *UP*
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY 🗣🗣
THE NEW VEGAS STRIP
VERSUS!!
THE UNMATCHED POWER OF THE SUN
BEGIN‼‼🗣🗣
☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥☠
Cyberpunk rated r18 has no gambling sites. They let you customize your parts but no gambling. If they had it, i wouldve put all my eddies on gambling.
Fallout is also rated 18
fr, i would spend so much time on Blackjack lmao, still a very good game
Modern pokemon took out the casinos. I never got a gambling habit but I don't like how they took them out
The real gamble was pre-ordering CP2077 on console lmao
The Courier who Broke the Bank vs The Courier who Blew Up the Bank
_"There's always more than one way to crack a safe."_ -Explosive build Courier, probably
THE STRIP INFAMY GAINED
Its the Tops. Literally, It flew into fu@#ing orbit.
Slots are trash, doesn't matter if it's IRL or in a game. Learn some Blackjack, if your luck's anywhere above average you can clean house, just pull up the Basic Strategy Table on your phone and play by the rules til ya memorize it. Also works in real life casinos, plus with THOSE ones you can count cards to make yourself some extra luck. In game tho, make sure you stop playing Blackjack *just* before you hit the house limit, quicksave, bet everything on Red in roulette, and if you lose just save-scum and wait out the 60 second cooldown - effectively doubles your money cause they only ban you AFTER you make too much, and it's almost a coin toss as to whether you gotta save scum it at all.
sometimes i try roulette or the slots just for fun and the odds really are way worse than blackjack even with 10 luck, its supposed to effect tbem but it barely does in my experience
go to blackjack with 10 luck? just double down every turn without even looking you'll be banned from the casino in minutes
I always thought slots barely being affected by luck was some intentional commentary on them being rigged, or something...
Strangely in my experience, I got kicked out playing slots for like 3 minutes (It was also my first time ever having chips so I thought that’s just how slots worked in game) but when I tried playing Blackjack the dealer cleaned me out. I looked up the rules and found some tricks but the dealer would always win. I would be dealt 20 five hands in a row, and the dealer would draw 21 every time. Then I get 11, so I double down and get a 9. Ha! Beat that. Dealer draws 21 again. What?!?! According to other players my luck stat is high enough that I shouldn’t be experiencing loss to the degree that I am. I don’t know. I guess it’s just not worth touching gambling in game unless your luck skill is maxed out for some reason.
That lag spike into white screen was a beautiful conclusion xD
I have also edged to this fr
real
"Going to make casino burn. No more (uninteligable). -DOG fallout new vegas
I'm not a gatekeeper, i'm happy so many people will get to know fallout's mentally deranged style and humor thanks to the netflix show. I hope this blows up!
Netfilx?
I'm a gatekeeper and think that show sucks and I also don't like transvestism.
@@prydain4131stay mad
@prydain4131 fallout has been and always will be queer. One example being Arcade Gannon, who's gay
@_adastra you can also sell him to Ceasar so 😂😂😂
Gambling before dealing with Benny is hilarious 😭
"Today, I just bought this entire casino"
That one guy walking into the Van Graff's be like
losing all your money really makes you ponder the industrial revolution and its consequences
John Birges Sr. on August 26th, 1980:
Detonates Benny
"What makes me a good demoman?"
banned from every casino achievement unlocked
You know what they say about gambling: The House Always Wins.
Financially responsible ending
The game crashing in between would have made even more authentic
the plant didn’t deserve that
It’s just like the last scene of the trailer!
"I'm taking you with me" ahh move
This is peak fallout new vegas content
"RING-A-DING BABY!!!!!!!!" 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
The platinum chip just fly to mr house
Third Edger, right here right now.
Blud didn’t choose 9 luck on the vitomatic and get a luck implant from the nv medical clinic. 😂
Dude this is hilarious how is it not blowing up.
Pun intended, probably
I always hated that one-armed bandit.
Slot machines are rigged even if you have 10 luck, I always roll it a decent few and then just decide on blackjack
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as someone who ALWAYS plays with luck 9 + nightwear i am laughing right now
legendary crashout
This is what happens every time I play fallout new Vegas
Laughs in luck 10 blackjack
WE GOT A PROBLEM BOIS
*blows up problem*
NO MORE PROBLEM
And that's why I join the Legion and get the Naughty Nightwear
When you have nothing left of value, give the opposite of it (unmatched power of explosives) a gamble
my favourite thing is having 10 luck and every time i use a slot machine every slot goofs up and i lose 200 caps
And so on this day our hero made the game crash simply due to the abundance of explosive ordinance.
More like just gambling core
we got a problem boys
Ted K if he had a gambling addiction:
I LOVE GAMBLING!!!
YAY you got your revenge and took youself out. I mean what else is left?! .....OHH right the battle of Hover Dam!
The final frame proves he survived this (somehow) Scientists refer to this as a winner's mentality.
this was me yesterday at the gomorrah because the closest i’ve gotten to figuring out how to talk to cachino is by winning big but i ended up just losing a bunch of money and then getting mad at fake gambling. If you think slots is annoying then never try Blackjack in NV. I had a blackjack once and it didn’t care and then I broke even. I wasn’t amused. Then it occurred that it’s my fault for gambling in a video game where they actually factor in external factors like your luck level.
by it didn’t care i mean i had a blackjack the dealer turns iver their cards and it wasn’t a blackjack but then it starts drawing until it jad a pefrect 21 so we tied. So how does one win? Because it constantly beat the odds I would get 18, 19, 20 and without fail the dealer would draw 19, 20, 21. I was just hemorrhaging money. Good thing it was just legion denarius I was using. Even though i’m loaded I just don’t want to waste my caps. There’s random expensive stuff like the implants
Be me, Luck 10, win big at black jack at every casino and get banned from gambling on the Strip
Bro has no money to buy chips but has money to buy a thousand c4
Thats why you have 10 luck
KABOOM
Should’ve put more into luck
aw dang it
aw dangit
21 is the best one for making money (10 luck)
New vegas brainrot yessss
Stop because did swank say "careful with that", or do they all look and talk the same 💀?
What was the name of the scientist guy at Helios one? Amazing? Extraordinary? You’re that, my friend. You’re whatever the name of that guy was.
LETS GO GAMBLING
Fantastic.
@@RedFloyd469 I knew that I was just messing around
but I do realize I suck at this
It was Exceptional or Marvelous.
@@cleigh3796Mind-blowing
@@cleigh3796 perhaps it was incredible
[ 😕 The Strip Infamy Gained! ]
XDD
I snorted)
Don’t do the slot machines, blackjack is the better way to clean out the casinos.
Not hating but imagine wasting time on gambling when you could jury rig combat armors from dead gun runner guads and play caravan for atleast 5 times the money you can make with gambling(except sierra madre ofcourse and even then you could just sell the sierra gold for more money). When I was a kid I got frustrated because I didn't know the rules of gambling and the game never told me but caravan was easier and more profitable so I got really surprised seeing people do gambling instead of caravan which is way easier and less tedious. Fun video though.
true, but breaking the banks is always funny
Three answers to this:
1) To prove that I can. Just like robbing the gold in the sierra madre is an absolute neccessity. It's not about the money, it's about the message. The message is I'm a shut in with too much time. Hell, I cleaned all the casinos, hoarded every item and robbed the gold in the sierra madre last run even though I abused the infinite casino chip glitch, meaning I could get infinite money. More importantly, I could get around 35000 caps every 2 seconds. (in reality, none of the casino winnings from gambling in the main game can quite compare to the money you can make off of selling all the pre-war money you can get in exchange for siera madre chips in the dead money dlc. I'm pretty sure the most you can get from siera madre gambling alone is over 200k caps worth in pre-war money.)
2) If you're doing a "no major glitches" run, it's not so much about how much money you could realistically make in total, but about how fast you can make it and at what level. Jury rigging is good for repairing armor, and you have weapon repair kits for weapons, but trading for caps means hauling gear to and fro, taking up inventory space and precious time. That whole schtick might get boring in a game that has vendors with limited caps to spend. A couple of hours spent at the casinos in vegas, on the other hand, and you can get AT least like 50k caps. (more if you actually use your brain and consider the fact that you can go over the casino limit before getting kicked out. So you in fact go to 1 cap less than the limit, then go to the roulettes table and continuously put your caps on the same number. So long as you win, you win more than the casino limit would technically allow. Meaning every casino limit is in fact 7000 caps more than what the game shows you. So that's about 70k caps in all of the city of new vegas casinos combined.) Seeing as this can be done in a few hours, you should treat that as a BONUS for all the stuff you can do OUTSIDE of gambling, like jury rigging and increasing your barter skill.
Keep in mind that if you want the REALLY good shit from the gun runners, especially after the dlc, you definitely need way, way more than 70k or just the money you get from caravan and jury rigging. You want it all. Unless you're not a hoarder like me and just immediately go for one major gun only. That's fair.
3) A level 1 character, in order to maximize their special stats and skill point attribution (if that's how you wish to play, of course), should always go to the city of new vegas as SOON as possible, without levelling up in the meantime. Gamble at the atomic wrangler and gomorrah, and use the winnings to buy the intelligence implant at usanagi's clinic.
While answer three is a SPECIFIC way to play the game, it's just as viable as any other.
you really typed that novella of a reply like we were actually gonna read it huh
because its stupid easy to start a character with 7 or 8 luck, break the bank on every casino, and then go from there to play however you want.
also, caravan is too much effort for a paltry sum of what you could earn by just playing blackjack on the strip.
blackjack is stupid easy. caravan is pretty much the same thing but with extra steps, and you have to collect cards probably. I don’t know because i’ve never bothered learning how to play a card game inside of a video game especially when most of the time i’ve got like 3 caps and 4 health. I run by the seat of my pants. If I want to get rich quick I’ll just do easy quests. Just being on the strip and interacting with the families completes a bunch of quests for different factions that you then just go talk to a person and say “I already…” and bam you have a ton of XP and caps
Just play Blackjack.
Praise Allah
Just play blackjack :/
You made that unfunny flipnote channel tolerable congrats
The Courier who Broke the Bank vs The Courier who Blew Up the Bank