• *Don't forget to like the video & Subscribe if you want TAXI LOGIC #2 asap!* 🙏 • *Also, ENXGMA merchandise is officially available!* 👉 teespring.com/stores/enxgma Test #1: Stealing a TAXI -------------- 00:06 Test #2: Becoming a TAXI driver - 03:59 Test #3: TAXI arrival time ------------ 07:18
Michael: "Hey can you send out a cab to me?" Taxi phone operator: "Not a problem. A driver will be there in a couple of minutes." Michael: "Alright thanks" *Hangs up* *Meanwhile at downtown cab co.* Taxi phone operator: "hey you know where this guy is?" FIB agent dave norton: he's at the del perro Pier." Taxi phone operator:" alright thanks"
@Y8KK0 [ɢᴜɴ ꜱᴇᴘᴛɪᴍ] You're probobly too young to know what that word means, but I can let you know what it means, but I can't tell you what it means. You can look it up in the dictionary, I cannot tell you right here, I'll get in trouble if I tell you right here.
For taxi prices, you must account for inflation. VC takes place in 1986, GTA III in 2001. The dollar was worth much more in the 80s than in 2000s. Still, 600 bucks is a ridiculous rate and I suspect that 70 dollars in 1980s was also quite exorbitant.
When I steal a taxi and start the taxi missions , somehow the taxi driver becomes the 1st fare in Vice city and he enjoys the taxi ride without saying anything !
Lol this is why I'll always play Gta4 more even though I have Gta5. That conversation was amazing along with driving! Edit: I realised the perks of gta5 as gta4 physics are too overdone, cars aren't that weighty and don't slip or tilt that much in slow speeds. For the reply section, I have gta5 now for PC and I'm just waiting to get a newer gen console for my collection for the gta5 port there.
8:18, this comment is for people who want to listen to the funny af conversation that niko had with the cab driver without scrolling back every 15 seconds
Tip:don't study gta taxi logic if you are big fan of newton(the one who ruined our fun by making formulas)he should sat under a coconut tree rather siting on a apple tree
Niko: Don't you love your wife? Cab Driver: Of course I love her my friend. She cooks for me and does my laundry. Niko: ... *_SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH_*
To be fair, npcs with expensive cars are likely to afford insurance easily, or buy another vehicle. Taxi drivers will struggle to keep up with premiums, and thus was important to keep their source of income intact.
Also another fact for becoming a taxi driver in GTA 5 : Fares you take to their destination can run away and NOT pay you cash, it's kinda realistic considering it happens too in real life!
Taxi driver: pulls claude out of the taxi 🚖 in an attempt to retrieve it. Also taxi driver: picks a fight with claude not caring if the taxi is blocking the traffic
If you busted or wasted in a mission in gta vc you there a taxi driver take you to the mission in about 0 seconds and arrive you in 5 seconds which is the fastest one I don't know about gta sa
I remember when I was playing as a taxi driver in GTA V, a lady sat in the car and I killed her by shooting her im head. Later when I went to other passengers then they ran away after seeing the body in the car.
In GTA IV you can also just call a regular cab as well or alternatively just wave at one of the million taxi's at every intersection to pull over and hop in.
8:24 The driver's accent and voice is similar to Rajesh Koothrapali from The Big Bang Theory. If you don't know who is it, then you should compare his accent as well as his voice.
4:50 well logically Gta VC NPC paid you more than the GTA 3 NPC. Example : Cost of re spray in GTA 3 is 1000$ whereas in GTA VC it is 100$... So if you calculate the fare out of 100% the GTA 3 guy just gave you 60% of the share,where as the GTA VC guy gave you almost 70% of the share. (GTA VC WINS xD) Lots of love :)
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Test #1: Stealing a TAXI -------------- 00:06
Test #2: Becoming a TAXI driver - 03:59
Test #3: TAXI arrival time ------------ 07:18
Yes i liked all of your videos...
Love your video!
I commented before you lmao
Early
Third?
Taxi Driver: "Im pressing charges!"
CJ: "Nice rhymes man."
K
Hilarious.
Come to my channel bros
Haha...very funny (seriously)
4:16 This Is Crazy Taxi :(
9:58
taxi driver: "this job wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the shitty drivers in los santos"
Also the taxi driver: *runs a red light*
And the driver is one of them.
Just like real life.
Logic!
Running a red light doesn't make you a bad driver. By the way I'm currently typing this as I'm driving my ca-
@@johndawhale3197 OH MY GOD! ARE YOU OKAY?!?
8:47
"Course I love her I love her my friend she cooks for me and does my laundry"
-taxi Driver 2008
You mean Roman?
@@riceempire51 yep
8:53
@@arandomcanadian2948 his name is Mohammed.
최주안
Well where
Is it stated somewhere?
8:21 This conversation was so ... Beautiful!
you got a wife?
@@xolomol2590 Lol 😂
Papa niko got a wife xD
I hate that driver
@@UselessAnirudh he dose
Logic of GTA 4 and 5 "I need a taxi" "on your way" "coooooool" Where tf did they say there address????
Coz both gta's taxis are working with fib, they finds your location with your mobile coverage B-)
Yea they find your location by your phone
@@akuaduck Becuase mobile phones didn't have the GPS in 2008
@@akuaduck Only if you call an Ambulance or a cop
Michael: "Hey can you send out a cab to me?"
Taxi phone operator: "Not a problem. A driver will be there in a couple of minutes."
Michael: "Alright thanks"
*Hangs up*
*Meanwhile at downtown cab co.*
Taxi phone operator: "hey you know where this guy is?"
FIB agent dave norton: he's at the del perro Pier."
Taxi phone operator:" alright thanks"
6:58 that "Thaaaaank Yoooooou" 😂
ikr 😂😂😂
XD
Specialties of every gta game:
Gta 3- r.i.p logic
Gta vice city- Character
Gta Sa- Story
Gta 4- Physics and details
Gta 5- Graphics and open world.
Gta 5 physics aren't that bad
Yeah better than cyberpunk 2077.
Gta Sa-Story and Music
Gta 3 - Claude's mute
@@Santosh-vb1du the fuck???
Not bad??
It's not like iv but they're damn good
8:20 it's very hilarious dude
8:53 That was the funniest part.
@Y8KK0 [ɢᴜɴ ꜱᴇᴘᴛɪᴍ] You're probobly too young to know what that word means, but I can let you know what it means, but I can't tell you what it means. You can look it up in the dictionary, I cannot tell you right here, I'll get in trouble if I tell you right here.
@Y8KK0 [ɢᴜɴ ꜱᴇᴘᴛɪᴍ] Well, it's something innaproprite.
For taxi prices, you must account for inflation. VC takes place in 1986, GTA III in 2001. The dollar was worth much more in the 80s than in 2000s. Still, 600 bucks is a ridiculous rate and I suspect that 70 dollars in 1980s was also quite exorbitant.
“Roses are red”
“Violets are blue”
“If it’s ENXGMA's video”
“I’ll give it a view”
Op
And a like
Only one view?
Nice one
😂 *RESPECT +*
When I steal a taxi and start the taxi missions , somehow the taxi driver becomes the 1st fare in Vice city and he enjoys the taxi ride without saying anything !
*LOGIC*
Lol
Yeah Same Happens With Me Tu
@@readmydescription2563 hahahahha
Noticed this in GTA III too. Honestly I'm not sure how it didn't make it into the video 😂 Maybe in Part 2.
Claude, Tommy and CJ can actually hop on a taxi when they die while doing a mission, and this taxi will take them to mission's starting point
Actually it only works in GTA Vice city
@@elyesjomni7952 this thing also exist in liberty city stories too
Wait it works with CJ and Claude too i thought it worked for Tommy only
Niko: “Come on mister, out of the car.”
Our parents: Out the car now!
Papa Niko has more chill than our parents
Papa niko would be a great papa
An eevee huh?
@Zero Two I don't understand Why y'all call him "Papa Niko" c'mon guys we know that he's only 28..
@@user_69_420 yeah..I agree also he acts like a mercenary...
@@CharLie_69 Niko is 30.
Lol this is why I'll always play Gta4 more even though I have Gta5. That conversation was amazing along with driving!
Edit: I realised the perks of gta5 as gta4 physics are too overdone, cars aren't that weighty and don't slip or tilt that much in slow speeds. For the reply section, I have gta5 now for PC and I'm just waiting to get a newer gen console for my collection for the gta5 port there.
2 months, practically the top comment, here's your 1st reply good sir
I also agree with you
@@KDSlimReaper thankie
@Billionaire Of The Gates swag
Thank you my friend.
"even if I got my hands on gta 5" this man can't afford gta v
Yo that's sick. The conversation between niko and the driver made me laugh so hard my parents told me to f off
@@jaxon_heilyt what p****** means?
AHHH HAHAHAHHAH I DIED
@@Pr1mitiveX9 it means po,,
@@Fruitsmymainispomgranates ok, I get it
@@Pr1mitiveX9 pepsi
8:18, this comment is for people who want to listen to the funny af conversation that niko had with the cab driver without scrolling back every 15 seconds
Thanks bro 😂😂😂😂
That was funny
The conversation lol
I love p****** as well 👌👌
*insert Mutahar laugh *
8:49 I can't stop laughing 🤣
Me studing gta taxies. Me: fasinating
Cring
Tip:don't study gta taxi logic if you are big fan of newton(the one who ruined our fun by making formulas)he should sat under a coconut tree rather siting on a apple tree
@@tianosbits no
@@shadowmewtwo8444 Indian?
@@aninditadeysengupta3287 i think he is not but I am
4:13
Did no one notice why that NPC will take a taxi while he has a taxi beside him 😂
😂
He was drunk and thought that he was gonna robbed.. but he really got robbed of 600 whooping dollars in the end
@@dizlikes6648 ya lol
Just noticed 🤣🤣
Maybe that taxi driver refused to give him a ride
3:40 That guy went full hero mode.
Niko: Don't you love your wife?
Cab Driver: Of course I love her my friend. She cooks for me and does my laundry.
Niko: ... *_SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH_*
Npcs when you steal their expensive car: *run
Npcs when you steal their taxi: *no*
Logic has left the chat
To be fair, npcs with expensive cars are likely to afford insurance easily, or buy another vehicle. Taxi drivers will struggle to keep up with premiums, and thus was important to keep their source of income intact.
5:40
Cop: I want To Ride!!!
CJ: You Pick The Wrong Taxi Fool!!
3:47 That went too deep ,Will he be ok??
That another story for ENIXGMA 😂
6:57 That little "Thank you" gave me a chuckle.
8:02 did we not notice that a guard spawned in that gate
Gta San Andreas Taxi driver: gets back in taxi
Also GTA San Andreas Taxi driver: I am speed
The taxi drivers secretley attach nitro in gta san andreas
So...you're speed?? Francisco is triple speed.. xD
4:16
The ped: Gets on claudes taxi
The other taxi infront of him: Am I a Joke to you?
Lol
8:20 this conversation made me laugh so damn hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It is the conversation of the year, now i would love to have that guy as my taxi driver XDD
I love her yeahh
*but I love p""" too*
3:03 LOL he just kicked on driver's face.😂
3:07 yeah
CJ: Moves the taxi 1inch further from the Driver
The Driver: Ight Imma Head Out!
LOL
2:52 RIP Rishitas
8:21 Best Conversation Ever :V
He has Indian Accent 😂😂
@@lumiyayt67 Tf does this have anything to do with accent?
@@PR-bv4vm that accent is funny af
@@50yearsago81 true lol
@@lumiyayt67 I thought he was Arab
CJ: *you can't jack me* *Dominic Torreto* (1:54): ride or die
😹😹😹
🤣😂
I think i know that.
1:52
These edits are amazing 😂😂🔥
7:09 Best part LMAO
No
No
Yes
No
@@calamity9451 Yes
Video idea : Evolution of bus stops in gta games
That would be a great idea
Oh, yes! He should definitely make that.
Good idea
Was it even possible? I remember gta 2 when driving a bus, there was npc's getting in/off on bus stop
Um br aki? Aksk
0:45 the driver: the taxi is my life if it goes I go
8:20 when you and your homie argue
Nobody:
GTA SA Taxi Driver: I AM SPEED
0:20 don't mess with ranjeet
7:30 Am I the only one that I like the way that he turns his head?
7:30
7:30 how it's not working on you lol
@@FlamingBeat
Maybe he has an older version of youtube
7:30 am
@@O.M- I have an iphone X but i wrote it on my laptop thats why cuz it's old
6:34 _he just left his rare expensive infernus(red) for a stupid cab_
GTA SA is still one of the most chaotic classic games. I'm very grateful to enjoy this masterpiece during my childhood 💪🏻. Respect Bustah!
You have a wife?
Yes, and i love her.
Really? And what about all that women you pick up in the car? 😆😂
😂😂🤣
Probly beat on her
Hey Roman it's Niko let's go bowlin :D
Ok, cousin! Pick me up in the next hour!
@@masterbowler7728 can i come with you too? cuz i never went bowling :(
2:38 I Laugh so much Watching this MEME😂🤣
This MEME was created By ENXGMA.
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:29 on the top left corner NPC just jumped out from the bridge R.I.P LOGIC !!
6:58 the most satisfying THANK YOU
1:32 driver:-"LOL I have done car insurance"
GTA IV makes me laughed so hard at the taxi arrival time,having that funny conversation and that taxi driver gets roasted by Niko
Also another fact for becoming a taxi driver in GTA 5 : Fares you take to their destination can run away and NOT pay you cash, it's kinda realistic considering it happens too in real life!
2:40-2:53
Foreign language: *Exists*
Subtitles: Imma gonna be what Imma like!
BTW this is Spanish.
@@HeroManNick132 IKR
3:47
R.I.P
Franklin Nuts
2013-2020
5:24 Ran over cop
Girl:-"This is my dream taxi"
Kid stop spammin
@@Santosh-vb1du you 5 years old bot stop spamming TH-cam
4:22 taxi drivers must be very rich in liberty city! I gotta move there! XD
Taxi driver: pulls claude out of the taxi 🚖 in an attempt to retrieve it.
Also taxi driver: picks a fight with claude not caring if the taxi is blocking the traffic
Damn. The gta 4 taxi driver is savage af
He has a new dialogue everytime you order a taxi. It's hilarious.
And all the roman's drivers are mad at you for free ride 😂
@@SheetFiber that's because they are the same dude.
0:35 o Ranjit praa.. Chad de Gussa !
0:24 - Is that caption a How I Met Your Mother reference? I approve if so.
Loved Ranjeet. "HEEELLLOO!!"
Man, ENXGMA you're funny. I couldn't stop my laughter and fell from my bed on you little small edits. 3:48 was the best
Me : Aaw...What a Stupid day !!!
ENXGMA: HOLD MY TAXIS 🚕
Niko: "Cmon Mister out of the car"
Me: "Out Of The Car Sr"
Papa Niko Has More Chill than me
Any chance you'll say a rap
_everyone's first till' they refresh_
True
Logic
Copied cheater we are not fool like you
@@DevendraYadav-pw9vp you're right homie
These BEGGARS just want likes
Without thinking of a good comment
New type of spam comment-
When recommendations are faster than notifications
bhai subscribe kardo bs
@@NikhilGaming21 wtf is this language
@@taikoona Bro it's hindi
@@souritrabiswas what is hw saying tho
@@souritrabiswas *he
That guy completely forgot about his taxi & started chasing girls on the street! 😆🤣🤣🤣
7:38 CJ can Call a Taxi. You can check OneSpot Gaming on this.(ENXGMA).
Its a mod basically
It's a mod idiot
Not by using mod lol. You should compare in game features
@@UselessAnirudh Exactly @Cheetah Gamer.
If you busted or wasted in a mission in gta vc you there a taxi driver take you to the mission in about 0 seconds and arrive you in 5 seconds which is the fastest one
I don't know about gta sa
I remember when I was playing as a taxi driver in GTA V, a lady sat in the car and I killed her by shooting her im head.
Later when I went to other passengers then they ran away after seeing the body in the car.
Realistic
Logic
I always did that too
In GTA IV you can also just call a regular cab as well or alternatively just wave at one of the million taxi's at every intersection to pull over and hop in.
Call a cab how?
Taxi: what you want go ENXGMA
ENXGMA: taxi logic
There are people who were waiting for this and people that are lying 💪🏼
2:40 best talk in human history 2020-2021
0:38 That's the community post
*SQUELCH!*
9:36 you don't have to remind us, we like your videos before starting it.(atleast I do)
3:01 "come on mister. out of the car" THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO BAD
Finally enxgna remembered he has a youtube channel 😂🤣
9:57 good driver no smoking 😂🤣😃😄
Why do you say like that? 😒 he uploads videos regularly unlike many other youtubers
Are u brain-dead
He uploads regularly bs
I am very grateful that u create such good contents for us within this limited time period 🥺🥺👌👌👌
One suggestion
Never change the background music
Ok Bible....
8:24 The driver's accent and voice is similar to Rajesh Koothrapali from The Big Bang Theory. If you don't know who is it, then you should compare his accent as well as his voice.
I love that show :D
but i love p****** too
Accent made it better
after many years ENXGMA Triggered there is app called youtube 🇳🇵❤️
4:59 GTA universe is so realistic that it comes with inflation
7:52
When you enable subtitles in-game and you will call Roman you can see that Roman doesn't say "amigo" - he says "NB" (Niko Bellic)
Roman isn't from Spain,so it's true
I love enxgma's videos, they are so cool and addictive❤️
4:50 well logically Gta VC NPC paid you more than the GTA 3 NPC. Example : Cost of re spray in GTA 3 is 1000$ whereas in GTA VC it is 100$... So if you calculate the fare out of 100% the GTA 3 guy just gave you 60% of the share,where as the GTA VC guy gave you almost 70% of the share. (GTA VC WINS xD)
Lots of love :)
Man’s speaking faxs
wow I like ENXGMA's videos and the tune
2:20 Man with sloth's DNA 😂😂😂
Hey, press it 2:29
My man, you're the most entertaining guy I've ever seen.
In 7:52, Roman actually said "Wait right there NB I'm dispatching one now." not "Wait right there amigo I just sent you one now."
3:24 you forget to add word "money"
Protecting and serving money
who else never lost interest while watching his vids? I always look forward for his vids, its just awesome! keep it up ma dude!!
Same but But sometimes I think he is biased towards GTA IV and that make me dislike the video 😑
@@arthurmorgan8794 I'm randomly cruising through my older comments and I struck here. So, hi i guess?
3:02 come on mister,out of the car!
3:19 **Black guy gets hit by car**
Police: I am gonna pretend I didn't see that
that person wasn’t black or a guy.. it’s an old white lady lol wtg
0:24 in your community post, I thought that guy was the passenger
3:44 fighting the main character of every TV series be like
3:18 protecting and serving
Me:REALLY???
6:08 their destination must be hell.
Or as Ozzy Man Reviews say, their destination is "Destination F"
3:51 well I wasn’t expecting that😂😂😂
4:03 Yes! More than that... he can be a taxi driver using any car he wants :)
3:52
"Explosive confrontation in the streets of Los Santos."
2:25 to 3:02 best moment👏🏻🤣
3:49 his legs wasn't a kick, it went down a rabbit hole🤣😆
5:53 noticed my name😂😂
Wow
@@dickhackerson4732 wait your surname is hackerson?...