Psycho Ninja - DayZ Comedy

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  • @SmokeDayZ
    @SmokeDayZ  3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    This was our first day on the new modded map known as Esseker (work in progress)

    • @AndyAtar
      @AndyAtar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This story is so cool. I liked it a lot. Could you make just one Tarkov stream, please? All the old Tarkov streams are gone after 2 months.

    • @rootbowy825
      @rootbowy825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m very much excited to see this map expand and open up.

    • @randomizeduzername
      @randomizeduzername 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@AndyAtar tarkov ain't it bro

    • @KirbaZ
      @KirbaZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AndyAtar nahhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @jayden3759
      @jayden3759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This was so funny

  • @allisonronis
    @allisonronis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    i had a moment irl i thought my neighbors would actually call the cops cause i was yelling so loud in my apt...HAAAALLLPPPPPPP

    • @covercs5928
      @covercs5928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      oh its you lol

    • @civi554
      @civi554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      There is no fucking way thats you LMAO

    • @pathfinder5217
      @pathfinder5217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Allison. Thankyou so much for the laughs 😁

    • @IamBATMAN2024
      @IamBATMAN2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂

    • @kneeelbowtoes
      @kneeelbowtoes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      your response was perfect!

  • @kzop2847
    @kzop2847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    If this isn't gold Dayz content then I don't know what is. Absolutely brilliant

    • @willbarlas6216
      @willbarlas6216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So used to clan warfare and that stuff. but this, this is gold

    • @omaralhussari6607
      @omaralhussari6607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Absolutely, this guys is just 😍😍😍

    • @hxd9321
      @hxd9321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t question him he is the best Dayzer in the whole wide world universe

  • @kjartansigursson3202
    @kjartansigursson3202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Lady: *Screams for help at the top of her lungs.
    Smoke: "She was so into it".

    • @ratbuddy1
      @ratbuddy1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I heard it more like 'she was so into the game, she started screaming like it was real'

  • @TheMissing8
    @TheMissing8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Episode starts:
    Smoke " You're going to pay for that."
    Me: gets excited " Oh, alright it's going to be one of those types of episodes."

    • @rapturestudios3179
      @rapturestudios3179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This was such a great moment. Reminded me of the interaction of Anton Chigurh the hitman and the gas station attendant in No Country for Old Men. Just that subtle, understated power dynamic. Absoultely fab

    • @mattchew69er
      @mattchew69er 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here (grabs popcorn)

  • @TheJoeStorey
    @TheJoeStorey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    I haven't laughed this hard during a stream in a long time. Thanks for the laughs Smoke!

  • @steveclarke1857
    @steveclarke1857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Hey, lady. IT'S ME" Hahahahahaha

    • @prdgmshft9107
      @prdgmshft9107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruhhhh 😂😂😂😂

  • @RB-ob2nz
    @RB-ob2nz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    “This guy is a sociopath!” .....So let’s make a fire in the building right next to where he attacked us 😂 “He’s a f-ing ninja”

  • @Dellerbuff
    @Dellerbuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    4:04 "Don't say anything"
    "HELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELP"

  • @gumpable
    @gumpable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Maybe we could skin her up" IMMEDIATELY pulls out hatchet. Dudes a savage.

  • @keithsudzy4364
    @keithsudzy4364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Allison....She was the the crime boss that kept it all together...lol

  • @kanuni1979
    @kanuni1979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:45 "Hey, u hear this?" _starts munching the plum_ 😂

  • @thehuntingparadox9498
    @thehuntingparadox9498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He said are you hearing this as he eats the food 😂

  • @walridar
    @walridar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Dude i hope your TH-cam channel blows up as much as your twitch channel you deserve this amazing community and the support u have.
    Im proud to be a fan of yours.

  • @biblesaurus6862
    @biblesaurus6862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Please anyone who hasn’t checked out Smoke on Twitch you’re missing out. The last few streams have been ones for the history books!

    • @AdonMobin
      @AdonMobin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      tbh, almost every stream is one for the history books !

  • @weslo819
    @weslo819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The best part of your streams and videos is when you make that noise right before murdering someone with a shovel.

    • @Alex.0470
      @Alex.0470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      peter griffin sound lol

  • @RVMdiscgolf
    @RVMdiscgolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Hey Smoke. I found your channel a few weeks ago when I was in the hospital and your content had me laughing so hard. Got me through it. Now I'm back in the hospital and back on your channel laughing my ass off. Thanks, man. It helps a lot.

  • @CameronL211
    @CameronL211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    HOLY SHIT 19:40 DUDE IS SCOUSER KAIFAWKES Smoke and Kai duo is legendary

  • @96th
    @96th ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You can always count on a random scouser to turn up out of nowhere and save the day.

  • @donovanhaas7315
    @donovanhaas7315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Played to fucking perfection. Smoke is the GOAT.

    • @Travis015
      @Travis015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks for the spoiler .

    • @donovanhaas7315
      @donovanhaas7315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Travis015 Shit, sry bruh

    • @Travis015
      @Travis015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@donovanhaas7315 lol all good bro

    • @GhostShip94
      @GhostShip94 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I'd have rolled up on sks guy and have gotten blasted immediately. Pure luck

  • @Dellerbuff
    @Dellerbuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    3:12 I've watched this 5 times already

    • @tipchel5709
      @tipchel5709 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Йеркин Александр умора!!!😂😂😂😂👏😎👍

    • @TrollDemN00bs
      @TrollDemN00bs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tipchel5709 ooomooooraaaaa

    • @tipchel5709
      @tipchel5709 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TrollDemN00bs boo ga ga!😂😂👋

  • @93X777
    @93X777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the only DayZ video on the youtubes where I occasionally think “I need me some ‘Psycho Ninja’.”

  • @AdonMobin
    @AdonMobin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I watched this live, and was crying from laughter. Watched the VOD again with a friend, still as funny. And now im watching it for the 3rd time on youtube, and I'm still crying and my ribs are hurting. Smoke your content is absolutely incredible, keep it coming, we're loving it !

  • @theghost5272
    @theghost5272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    yo i died when she was screamin help lmfao the legitimate scared cries for help omfg i woke everyone up in the house im laughin so hard

  • @chezzington918
    @chezzington918 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2 year anniversary for this golden vidèo

  • @Scratchkillah
    @Scratchkillah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Holy shit when I seen the length of the video I was hype. Haven’t laughed so much from a TH-cam video in a long time

  • @hardboiled2987
    @hardboiled2987 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a fucking adventure. I can’t believe this wasn’t scripted. Those guys were so incompetent it almost seemed like a comedy movie lmao. Awesome vid.

  • @Matt_Barnes
    @Matt_Barnes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When the first guy denied you a bandage and your immediate response was "You're gonna pay for that," I knew this was going to be gold. Great content man, legit better than a tv show.

  • @aaronsimpson8329
    @aaronsimpson8329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Hey lady it's me " this is fucking gold lmao

  • @dhbamby
    @dhbamby 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "shut up, shut up *hits wall twice*"

  • @joshuahall5328
    @joshuahall5328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha the 'take a nap' comment in the soft soothing voice had me rollin'.

  • @keekz5306
    @keekz5306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that situation at the start with that woman tied up with the bag over her head had me fucking rolling... this is the content I LOVE to see

  • @KasherTigerFace
    @KasherTigerFace ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2 years later and I am just now suggested this video. GG That was hilarious!! Hope to see more current DayZ vids!

  • @SS-eu9dq
    @SS-eu9dq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "hes in there, he cant get out" LOL meanwhile hes already out and hiding LOLOL

  • @Alk3mix
    @Alk3mix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This was incredible to see live. My sides were splitting, bush wookie ninja devil.

  • @mr.ninian1465
    @mr.ninian1465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is the best dayZ interaction I've seen in a long time! Got the feels to play again, thanks for that :D

  • @adamsowers8957
    @adamsowers8957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's funny as shit that the thought doesn't cross their mind to go check the bushes.

  • @aussierule
    @aussierule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jeez dude, literally only in DayZ. What an incredible game; despite it's flaws and bugs, it's the community and experiences that make this a 10/10 game for me. I love Tarkov, Squad, and Arma and the 70+ other games on my steam but man nothing beats DayZ in my book.

    • @gonwall
      @gonwall ปีที่แล้ว

      You have pretty bad taste in games

  •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This laughs made my neighbor peek into the window and ask me WTF I was watching 😂😂 He is 68...he doesn't understand... 🤣 Amazing streams Smoke!! 🙌

  • @valthefirst5109
    @valthefirst5109 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “He’s saying they have Allison tied up”
    “She’s this way”
    *has the bag in his hand still*

  • @anthonylowney1395
    @anthonylowney1395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Hey lady, it's me" ! - haha dying from laughter

  • @MotoBroo
    @MotoBroo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    FUNNY AF!

    • @stevenwilliams9161
      @stevenwilliams9161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If only you could wheelie in Dayz

    • @Pybo04
      @Pybo04 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mb gang

    • @DollHair
      @DollHair ปีที่แล้ว

      damn bro i watched u back when i was like 14 pitbiking lmao

  • @ccloudleaf
    @ccloudleaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    can we just talk about how fuckking massive that mega tree-bush was. perfect cover for your ninja Antics. Goated video.

  • @Nick-cz7tj
    @Nick-cz7tj ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The look over at the end to see him dead XD

  • @CrossGraves
    @CrossGraves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I watched this Live and my sides were splittin', especially when you ran in "hey lady its me heh heh heh", distinctly remember saying in chat "if this isnt a video idk what is!" Good show!

  • @reggie7653
    @reggie7653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    HAHAHAHA that laugh at 3:23 gets me so bad. Smoke tries to keep a straight face so its hillarious when he cracks like that.

  • @woweeoi11
    @woweeoi11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This had me cramping up from laughing so hard what an interaction man I loved this. Don’t have time to really check out the streams thanks for the upload brother

  • @fullmindstorm
    @fullmindstorm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was content gold, i paused it half way to eat while watching and have a smoke and enjoy.

  • @JK-vl3jw
    @JK-vl3jw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The whole situaton is just hilarious!

  • @theamericancritic3002
    @theamericancritic3002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Smoke: Gets emotional and starts telling a story.
    Irish Lad: Ight, imma leave this plain of existence.
    26:44

    • @onnak
      @onnak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When he finished talking and turned around and the guy was motionless on the ground... Haven't laughed that hard in a while

    • @jv-fy1de
      @jv-fy1de 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *scouser

    • @jay-d8g3v
      @jay-d8g3v 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      grade A quality

  • @deathhand1654
    @deathhand1654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Help help help(neighbours calling 911 home invasion) 🤣😂🤣

  • @jonathanlee5314
    @jonathanlee5314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "He didn't even say anything, he just walked up and starting beating the dog shit out of you."
    Attaboy Smoke. He's not usually crazy but when he is...

  • @rosscannon5834
    @rosscannon5834 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Absolutely brilliant especially when the girl was squealing on you to her buddies lmfao

  • @barfy362
    @barfy362 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this might be the funniest DayZ video I've ever seen

  • @prdgmshft9107
    @prdgmshft9107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Hey lady it’s me!” No on can HALP YOU NOW!
    The dude at the end didn’t hesitate to cannibalize her Lmfao

  • @Iukaz
    @Iukaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    THAT FIRST GIRL YOU HIT WITH A SHOVEL LMAO

  • @dfazen89
    @dfazen89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lmfao ohhh jimbo we know youre hereee... "proceeds to get rolled*

  • @samuelbellamy5492
    @samuelbellamy5492 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is definitely one of my favorite Smoke dayz episodes 😂

  • @Matt_Barnes
    @Matt_Barnes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    23:11 "Nah, we can skin'er up though, go halfsies, what d'ya say?"
    **Welshman pull out axe silently** 😆

  • @BC-yd6dl
    @BC-yd6dl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OMG... I was watching your VODs on twitch and your chat was talking about "the Alison incident." Didn't know what they were talking about. But this was bloody epic. I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @swarbrickjesse
    @swarbrickjesse ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the best DayZ content ive ever watched im dyinggggggg

  • @jessed5585
    @jessed5585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My God.. more pure fucking dayz gold.. when you turned away at the end to say to the guy what you basically had planned in hindsight then look back and he's passed on already that gave me chills bro.. absolutely amazing content. "Well you truly were my savior" ..wow.

  • @klenzgaming
    @klenzgaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this could be the greatest DayZ video in history.

  • @sytherslicer3524
    @sytherslicer3524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is what dayz is all about..... Fucking love this video bro

  • @sylvainsoler3408
    @sylvainsoler3408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i follow Smoke since 2018. Each stream i told to myself "i will never see someting so epic". And the next stream is more epic :D

  • @godsglock1824
    @godsglock1824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the people trying to find you are like level 1 npcs lmao they give up looking 5 seconds after you disappear

  • @DFlo780
    @DFlo780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    dude these comedy videos are absolutely gold. amazing hahahaha

  • @m0rk18
    @m0rk18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video right here! This is the Classic vibes of DayZ. Not getting sick gear and one tapping a guy from 600 meters. This is the A1 content you come for when you play DayZ. Amazing video, and your streams are just as good as your videos! LOVE THIS STUFF BRO!

  • @chromegnats
    @chromegnats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Watching this live had me legit crying laughing. So glad it’s on here now.

  • @apachedisco
    @apachedisco ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Smoke is more entertained by this than anyone ever.

  • @criteecgaming
    @criteecgaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The moments DayZ provides is unmatched. Absolutely hilarious!

  • @CatcherofPearls
    @CatcherofPearls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude I died when you ran out of the bushes with that shovel. 😆

  • @snoopy7193
    @snoopy7193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I remember watching this on stream. Man I was dying. Keep it up you’re finally getting the recognition you deserve. Good Shit Smoke 😂😂😂

  • @Jideaohn
    @Jideaohn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This has to be one of my all time favorite DayZ clips

  • @rapturestudios3179
    @rapturestudios3179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What a perfect ending hahaha, honestly a modern day Shakespearean tragedy. Incredible!

  • @mattgrover3096
    @mattgrover3096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When she started screaming help............om goodness..I died

  • @jnugget756
    @jnugget756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂😂 I swear running in and out of the house with them reminded me of scooby doo cartoons….😂😂😂😂

  • @choosetolivefree
    @choosetolivefree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You're officially the best DayZ player I've ever watched

  • @ddevil4980
    @ddevil4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I literally pissed myself laughing so hard! Good thing I was taking a shit at the time!

  • @calimaa09
    @calimaa09 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dude! I must have seen this 15 times now and sent it to all my friends hahaha! So damn good man. Thank you Mr Smoke

  • @kannnnix
    @kannnnix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I watched this in the VOD just today, absolutely worth to put in a TH-cam Video, I was laughing and grinning the whole time when that happened

  • @Nevs-
    @Nevs- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro this was insanely well done!! Brilliant maneuvering too 😂😂 you had all those guys in complete confusion

  • @melissajkxoxo
    @melissajkxoxo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Her realizing she was was just screaming help irl had be roaring 😂. Good shit

  • @user-ki3ks4fd6i
    @user-ki3ks4fd6i 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    my favorite dayZ video on the internet

  • @Acolis
    @Acolis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the ending was hilarious talking about how you felt bad but shouldnt and should stop feeling bad and you look over and your friend already kicked the bucket. lmao

  • @patdog5922
    @patdog5922 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that's the guy, that's the guy; it's Jimbo! LMAO

  • @SoyDuckHot
    @SoyDuckHot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    We all have those friends that are like “i hit him 4 times with my scorpion”
    when trying to impress a female

  • @civi554
    @civi554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These Smoke videos are the best thing in youtube for me right now, just amazing. When i see the notification i come running.

  • @aangman007
    @aangman007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've been watching the 30 minutes of Allison on repeat, now I can save it for whenever you the man

  • @eliasroq
    @eliasroq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Esse vídeo deveria ser patrimônio histórico do DayZ. hahaha
    I started watching your videos last week. you are an entertainment machine 😂

  • @up1473
    @up1473 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Hey lady, It's me" LMFAO.

  • @davidhodowany8029
    @davidhodowany8029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yo Smoke. Just watched one of your past broadcasts where you mentioned you still, to that day, haven't figured out what the charcoal tablets are for. Though, not sure about the game itself, speaking strictly from the medical point of view, charcoal tablets are useful when you want to stop rapid dehydration of your body, most likely due to some digestive system disease. Putting it simply: if you're having an explosive diarrhea, or constantly vomiting due to say stomach poisoning, charcoal will help you retain water in your body by thickening the contents of your bowel. So in terms of Day Z this would most likely be helpful when falling ill to cholera, chemical poisoning or Salmonella. Hope, this helps. Much luv.

  • @breeve12
    @breeve12 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you were talking philosophically to your new friend at the end just to turn around to a silent dead body and find out you were talking to yourself. Priceless 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @BrockSamson810
    @BrockSamson810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro this had me in tears 🤣 subscribing. For sure

  • @Zoddo
    @Zoddo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The guy Smoke met with the SKS is definitely the guy who got trolled by DNSL in "The Longest Ruse" video.

    • @Mr_Kanister
      @Mr_Kanister 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True that! I heard the voice and thought instantly at this video xD

    • @gulliblemuppetsheep135
      @gulliblemuppetsheep135 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol he's a hacker 😂

  • @Vincent99113
    @Vincent99113 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    They were over there in the house like he's a ninja🤣🤣🤣

  • @debob513
    @debob513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    15:30 The panic in her voice, died

  • @karlish8799
    @karlish8799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man, that ending was perfect. Great clip mate.

  • @chrisreeves9820
    @chrisreeves9820 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Shh lady take a nap” “hey lady it’s me” lmfao!

  • @johnblack6447
    @johnblack6447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My guts hurting,my face is hurting,haven't laughed this much
    in a long time dude,fkn gold!
    Haaalp haaalp pmsl....
    Hes a fkn ninja lmao