A man and his friend were fishing by the river when a funeral procession approached. The man stood up, took off his hat, and waited for the procession to pass, and sat back down. His friend said,"That was very respectful of you, very nice." The man then replied,"Well we were married for 40 years."
Jamie's school report "Jamie is a delight in the class, unfortunately, his peers let him down"............... Andys school report "Andy is a pleasant student but is easily distracted, he should really inspire to be more like his peers". Good video as always lads.
Paddy and Murphy were out on a diving boat, just before they jump in, paddy says to Murphy " ere, why do divers go off the boat backwards"? Murphy say " I dunno, why"? Paddy says " because if they went forwards, they would still be on the boat" 🤣😂🤣😂 cracking video guys, love watch you both lol
i wound like to say thank you you have got my heart back in fishing after loseing my dad 3 mouths ago he was my fishing parter and said we wound go fishing when he got better but seeing you to as made me think that he wound still what me to go thanks andy and jamie
Great video lads as per, I noticed jamie did something I do too when bomb fishing by adjusting the tension through just touching the spool instead of winding the handle
Jamie. I used this feeding pattern and your "bolt rig" to win the match at Woodlands lakes (thirsk) on Monday 20/09/2021. Thanks for the vids. Great advice as always.
Just got back into fishing after 9 years watching these videos and learning all over again is great thanks for the content guys great work keep it up 👍
Quality as always. When i fish the bomb i use a plastic coated line for hook length and peel coating back to tie hook on it keeps the line so straight and lets the carpies hook themselves on the weight of the bomb.
Excellent informative video as usual Jamie. The only thing though my wife walked in the room right at the time you said “I’ve got a twelve inch” and I’ve never seen her eyes light up so much 🤣
Remember steve ringer mention about noise Jamie he called it ringing the dinner bell really works well caught loads last time I used this method hit a shoal of bream and bagged up what a mess though with them snottys lol but glad of them
I use a method feeder set up as a bomb. Basically it's a method feeder without bait in the feeder. It also means I can use it as a feeder without having to change a thing 😁
Noticed that Jamie's catapult elastic is very short,care to elaborate? as we know nothing is done without a reason.Also spotted some Sonu Bait Booster on the side tray did this come into play at all?
There are two goldfish in a tank and one turns to the other and says "do you know how to drive this thing?" --surely gotta get extra brownie points for a joke with not one but TWO instant wins in it
I often thing the best way to die is like my grandad, peacefully in his sleep, but the worst way to die is screaming like his passengers were on the bus he was driving at the time🚌🤣 Love your videos🙌🏼👍🏼
A guy has a few to many and decides to go ice fishing. As he begins to carve a hole in the ice he hears a loud voice booming all around him "There are no fish under the ice" The guy looks around confused but can't see anyone so continues carving the hole in the ice. Again the loud voice booms "There are no fish under the ice" The guys stands up and looks around and shouts hello, who's there? Just then a big beam of white light comes from above and the voice booms again "There are no fish under the ice" The guy looks into the bright light and says "oh mighty lord is that you speaking to me" The voice replies "no you f*cking idiot it's the manager of the ice rink"
One day Andy drilled a hole in the ice and peering in a loud voice from above said, “There are no fish down there.” He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.” He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.” He looked up into the sky and asked, “God, is that you?” “No, you idiot,” the voice said, “it’s the rink manager.”
Jamie and Andy the song you was signing that” bing bong bing, bing bong boo bing bong it’s from peppa pig lol it’s what the teacher sings for the kids so your been watching peppa pig lol
A jahova witness came to my house the other day so I invited him in for a coffee, I came into the living room and said right what do you want to talk about. The guy replied know idea is never got this far before I 🤪
Just something to add from the carp side of things. Just a little tip I found out about the rigs make sure the hair is in a straight line from where the eye of the hook is when using silicone. Something like this l l J l
What’s the difference between a postbox and and elephants bum hole? I don’t know, what is the difference between a postbox and an elephants bum hole? It doesn’t matter, just remind me to never ask you to post any letters for me.
Man runs up to the bar out of breath and say to the barman quick give me a very large scotch which he then quickly drinks and he says quick give me another he repeats this eight or nine times and the barman say christ mate why are you drinking like that and the man says you'd be doing the same if you had what I've got so the bar say s what's that and the man said five pence
A man and his friend were fishing by the river when a funeral procession approached. The man stood up, took off his hat, and waited for the procession to pass, and sat back down. His friend said,"That was very respectful of you, very nice." The man then replied,"Well we were married for 40 years."
Jamie's school report "Jamie is a delight in the class, unfortunately, his peers let him down"............... Andys school report "Andy is a pleasant student but is easily distracted, he should really inspire to be more like his peers". Good video as always lads.
Pure class, love how Andy pretends he knows sod all about fishing👏👏👏
I was thinking the exact same thing
Paddy and Murphy were out on a diving boat, just before they jump in, paddy says to Murphy " ere, why do divers go off the boat backwards"? Murphy say " I dunno, why"? Paddy says " because if they went forwards, they would still be on the boat" 🤣😂🤣😂 cracking video guys, love watch you both lol
These boys are a fountain of knowledge about fishing
The best and most informative Channel on here by a mile, two top top Anglers who both have excellent CV's. And both really nice mannerd blokes
When they are on about woodlands which one are they talking about?
i wound like to say thank you you have got my heart back in fishing after loseing my dad 3 mouths ago he was my fishing parter and said we wound go fishing when he got better but seeing you to as made me think that he wound still what me to go thanks andy and jamie
Terrible news, thoughts are with you. But definitely need to get back out there and catch a few in his memory!
Great video lads as per, I noticed jamie did something I do too when bomb fishing by adjusting the tension through just touching the spool instead of winding the handle
What did the cheese say when he looked at himself in the mirror? Halloumi! 😂😂🧀🧀🧀
Jamie. I used this feeding pattern and your "bolt rig" to win the match at Woodlands lakes (thirsk) on Monday 20/09/2021.
Thanks for the vids. Great advice as always.
Just got back into fishing after 9 years watching these videos and learning all over again is great thanks for the content guys great work keep it up 👍
Great to hear! And thanks for the support :)
Great show
Pete and repeat in a boat... Peat falls out who is left.......
Pete and repeat in a boat ... Peat fall out who is left......
😂
When using silicone on hook it goes up the shank after a bite which is a great way of showing if ya been done I've been doing it for years
Brilliant
I fished flouro hooklinks and was having the same problems
Switched back to mono a lot better
Alows the bait to rise that bit quicker.
1:23, I’m thinking Andy’s being quiet letting Jaime speak and that… 1:24 there it is haha 🎣🎣🎣
Would you ever use bomb and wafter?? 🎣
Masterclass from a technical fishing master thanks folks
Quality as always. When i fish the bomb i use a plastic coated line for hook length and peel coating back to tie hook on it keeps the line so straight and lets the carpies hook themselves on the weight of the bomb.
Most match venues ban braid but if allowed it’s a good option
More entertainment for me to watch on TH-cam 👍🏼 keep it up guys. Greet vids.
Excellent informative video as usual Jamie. The only thing though my wife walked in the room right at the time you said “I’ve got a twelve inch” and I’ve never seen her eyes light up so much 🤣
Never crossed my mind that them sharp plucks could be drop bites... Dofo give this a go.
Thanks.
Remember steve ringer mention about noise Jamie he called it ringing the dinner bell really works well caught loads last time I used this method hit a shoal of bream and bagged up what a mess though with them snottys lol but glad of them
What about trying to catapult small pva mesh bags of pellets to get them down to the bottom and stop the carp intercepting them through the water?
Bonus one for Andy. If Jamie is one of the best fishermen you know does that make him a master baiter? 🤣
I use a method feeder set up as a bomb. Basically it's a method feeder without bait in the feeder. It also means I can use it as a feeder without having to change a thing 😁
Quasimodo was running down the street chased by a group of kids. He said, 'For the last time, I haven't got your ball
Great video as always 👍
Great vids, learn something from everyone. Keep up the good work lads.
Does Jamie still cut and drill his hookbaits for his pellet fishing
Any chance of a video showing how to tie twizzled loop hook lengths?
What size hook length would be the best for the bomb
What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym sock?
Hook, line and Stinker
2/4's in small PVA mesh hooked direct could sort the bait spread issue 🤷♂️
Great video guys, 👍👏
I fished liquorice on there the other day….. i was catching all sorts 👍👍
Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
Ones extremely heavy, the others a little lighter.
Noticed that Jamie's catapult elastic is very short,care to elaborate? as we know nothing is done without a reason.Also spotted some Sonu Bait Booster on the side tray did this come into play at all?
Love tip tip videos
Joke*
How do fish get around so quick peg to peg ?
MotorPike And SideCarp 🤣🤣
Love you guys baiee
This video is da 💣 Superb, as ever.
Would you have the same approach if you had to feed 8mms on a large venue also thanks for videos.
Just scale it up so bigger hooks and hookbaits to make sure it still stands out.
Why did the plane crash into the house ?
Cos the landing lights where on
What's green and invisible? - This cabbage 🙌
There are two goldfish in a tank and one turns to the other and says "do you know how to drive this thing?" --surely gotta get extra brownie points for a joke with not one but TWO instant wins in it
I often thing the best way to die is like my grandad, peacefully in his sleep, but the worst way to die is screaming like his passengers were on the bus he was driving at the time🚌🤣
Love your videos🙌🏼👍🏼
Will the Fluro hook length work on a method feeder 4”?
Doesn’t really offer any pros, if anything you want something more supple so it’s less likely to spring the hookbait off the pile of feed.
Thought Jamie would have use dynamite baits for bomb fishing 😅. Great video guys 👍
Whats the best way to watch a fishing match?
Live Stream!!
Jamie: Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
Andy: Why?
Jamie: Because Robin ate all the pellets!
Awesome!!!
16:40. Surely the correct term should be Heli-Carp-ter?
What's the two fastest fish in the world?
Motor pike and side carp 👀🤣
So now Jamie you have got to show us how to tie the hook lengths
We’ve done a video looking at them in depth if you scroll back.
What did the chicken say to the egg as he got out of bed?? Well that answers that question!!
When would you use a bomb and why.
Generally open water when you aren’t fishing to a feature like an island. So the pellets become the feature in your peg
Wat do u call a man with no shins? Tony 🤣🤣🤣
To keep them on the deck could a quick release pva back full of goodies on the 1st cast work?
Its the sound of the pellets and the pellets through the water that they come for
Great Video as always.
Here's a clean one for you.
How do Mexicans stay warm?
They use chicken, yep chicken for heaters!
All this talk of bombs and got a heavy bomb etc….. imagine having this chat with ya mate on a plane 😂
A guy has a few to many and decides to go ice fishing. As he begins to carve a hole in the ice he hears a loud voice booming all around him
"There are no fish under the ice"
The guy looks around confused but can't see anyone so continues carving the hole in the ice. Again the loud voice booms
"There are no fish under the ice"
The guys stands up and looks around and shouts hello, who's there?
Just then a big beam of white light comes from above and the voice booms again
"There are no fish under the ice"
The guy looks into the bright light and says "oh mighty lord is that you speaking to me"
The voice replies "no you f*cking idiot it's the manager of the ice rink"
Andy went to see the local acupuncturist. When he got home his voodoo doll was dead.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick... I’m here all week, try the fish 👍😳🤦♂️😂
You hear the one about the blonde who went on a fishing expedition with three fishermen?
She came back with a red snapper
Why did the fish get bad grades?
Because it was below sea level.
Wow never in a million years would I have gone down to a 6inch hooklength my school report would be thicker than thick
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A headbanger.
If Andy did this video, he'd be a (strawberry) blond bombshell.
nice one
What did 0 say to 8.....nice belt.
What do you call a Russian lemonade salesman? I’ll drop your popov.?
Hope you guys are well and keep knocking out the great videos!
One day Andy drilled a hole in the ice and peering in a loud voice from above said, “There are no fish down there.”
He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”
He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.” He looked up into the sky and asked, “God, is that you?” “No, you idiot,” the voice said, “it’s the rink manager.”
Come on the fishes 🐟
When can you wear a ship as a hat??
When it's CAPSIZED 🎣🎣🎣😏😁
Bloke sat at a bus stop with no arms or legs… bus pulls up & opens its door and the driver says “Hey up mate, how you getting on”?!
Man goes to the zoo, to find the only animal there is a dog. It's a shihtzu.
Could Andy see the subscribe button 🤣🤣🤣😂
Why did batman and robin stop fishing together? Cuz robin ate all the worms. 🤣
Bloke walks into doctors coughing doc says have you flu he says no cought bus
Shania Twain has been boasting online about her new Subaru.
That don't Impreza me much...
Send me the cap now fellas 😉
Jamie and Andy the song you was signing that” bing bong bing, bing bong boo bing bong it’s from peppa pig lol it’s what the teacher sings for the kids so your been watching peppa pig lol
Have you heard about the new movie? Constipation!
It’s not out yet……
The Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
great video guys
How do u hurt a door? Pull it’s knob😂😃🤣
Where will you find the Andes......at the end of your armies 👐👐👐
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their bum quacks !!!
A jahova witness came to my house the other day so I invited him in for a coffee, I came into the living room and said right what do you want to talk about. The guy replied know idea is never got this far before I 🤪
Great vid lads, always great to watch and learn 👍
What did one fish say to the other? Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught!
Its not how deep you fish its how you wiggle your worm and if you can think of a better fishing pun let minnow 😉
Just something to add from the carp side of things. Just a little tip I found out about the rigs make sure the hair is in a straight line from where the eye of the hook is when using silicone. Something like this
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Just toss in a handgrenade, you'll get the fish faster.
What do you do with a year's worth of used condoms?
Melt them into a tyre and call it a Goodyear
Love the videos guys
Last night i was sat on edge of the bed pulling off my boxers but my wife said "you spoil those dogs" 👀
Why has an elephant got four feet?
Because he’d look silly with six inches!
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ............ A head banger!!
Typical dad joke, always gets a laugh
Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo 😉
What do you call a flexible gymnast..... A flexible tosspot
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug
“Why did god make man before woman?”
“Because he didn’t want any advice on how to do it”
What goes in dry and comes out wet, The longer its in the better it gets and when it comes out it drips and sags. No ya dirty feckers its a tea bag
What’s the difference between a postbox and and elephants bum hole?
I don’t know, what is the difference between a postbox and an elephants bum hole?
It doesn’t matter, just remind me to never ask you to post any letters for me.
Where do fish keep their money
In a river bank 😂😂😂😂
Man runs up to the bar out of breath and say to the barman quick give me a very large scotch which he then quickly drinks and he says quick give me another he repeats this eight or nine times and the barman say christ mate why are you drinking like that and the man says you'd be doing the same if you had what I've got so the bar say s what's that and the man said five pence
Apparently women are twice as empathetic as men. I can’t even imagine what that must be like