H3 Podcast #24 - We Won The Lawsuit! & Skippy Gets Dating Advice From a Pro
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ส.ค. 2017
- We won the lawsuit by matter of law & Skippy & Ryan start a beautiful relationship.
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timestamps
0:00 - 31:35 :H3H3 won the lawsuit
31:35 - 36:22 :Jake Paul can't vlog inside his house anymore
36:22 - 41:00 :The youtube trending page
41:17 - 48:36 :Sponsors
50:18 - 1:02:31 :Skippy
1:03:12 - 1:24:43 :Skippy gets dating advice from a pro
thanks dude 👌
lov u
Awesome!
A hero arises
Pooti McBooti Papa bless your soul
Ryan and Skippy. An unstoppable force meet an immovable object.
this deserves more likes AHHAHAHA
Never has that metaphor fit so perfectly before.
Thomas Paine i dont get it
maybe im just stupid
lol you really didnt get it?
Imagine the awkwardness of ordering a pizza and it being Matt Hoss, and you answer the door with a matter of law shirt.
Imagine that.
Rhyse Aquilina i wouldnt eat my food ill just eat some ice cubes or some shit idk why they let that nigga even deal with food
turtle piggy or you could take a dump on the pizza and say to Matt Hoss, "I didn't order my pizza with sausage".
Pretty sure he would literally throw the pizza on the ground and then leave xD
*THE REAL STORY OF SKIPPY*
For all of you whining about how Ethan is exploiting poor Skippy, get a clue. He isn't some kid living quietly in Utah ignorant of what is happening around him. Skippy has been trying to make a career out of being an eccentric virgin going back to about 2006 (or maybe longer), when he began publicizing himself on various social media (as he still does today, though with limited success). He starred in a documentary released in January of 2010 about his trips to the Sundance Film Festival to try to latch onto celebrities to attract attention from Hollywood and impress women. He has been at Sundance doing this multiple times and claims his count is over 2000 celebrities encountered.
When he did the TLC Virgin Diaries show, he caught on. 2012-13 was Skippy's career peak, so far. The show was covered significantly in major media (HuffPost did a big story with a lengthy video from the show embedded, for example). Dr. Drew Pinsky brought him on as a guest on his CNN Headline News show. He appeared on Chelsea Lately on E! A couple of years later, he was the male lead in a very minor romantic comedy. Since then, things have slowed *a lot*, with his youtube videos often failing to hit 1000 views and before the h3h3 boost about 1200 followers on a pretty active Twitter feed (now close to 5000).
Do you think his shtick is all real? Do you think he really naively collected a large jar of belly button lint because he was supposed to keep a daily journal?
Ethan and Hila are giving Skippy a badly needed boost. Skippy chose to try to make a show biz career by being the eccentric Mormon virgin a long time ago. The chances of a clown like Jaunzemas helping anyone learn to appeal to women are pretty slim, but that isn't the point of this for anyone. It isn't like h3h3 discovered some innocent kids with issues and is taking advantage. These are grown men doing what they have chosen to do for years. This whole thing is a goof, a gaffe, a joke, and a jape. Enjoy it as two men who have chosen to live publicly as goofy memes of their own creation blend that goofiness into cringey goodness.
Haggis Pouch k
Cringy godness*
mellamosean haggis pouch
I usually don't like TH-cam comment debates but you two posted two nice and balanced and respectful posts. Thanks both of you for being total gents
A lot of good points in this debate, friendly people. Mellamosean, your points are good as well.
Ethan: So how far have you gotten with a woman?
Skippy: Uhhh 2nd and a half base
Ethan: Fascinating.
FumBum F A S C I N A T I N G
I'm ctfu omg
Skippy's gotten more than me. I haven't even gotten to first base. I haven't even walked up to the plate, dude. I'm sitting alone in the dugout holding my bat.
What is the half base tho :o
Probably gets rejected mid way
ethan: "you can cut this part, dan."
dan: *leaves it in*
Jas Hands is it just me or does Dan do a lot of things when told not to do them (like repeating sound effects when asked to stop). Idk
Jas Hands dan likes to be Facetious
Dan is, as the Jake Paulers say, a "Savage"
Jas Hands fucking dan
Wow I didn't know dan was so woke and lit
Anyone else thinking the best thing for Skippy is to learn to chill and be in the moment instead of looking at each date as a means to an end where he gets to to make out with her or get another date?
Jamie Ritchey exactly
Jamie Ritchey he's also got to get a job, move out and be independent.
Christopher Di Chiaro Oh, definitely agreed! Especially at his age.
I wouldn’t say its his main issue. That is if we’re looking at how he approaches girls. If you saw the video the you can see he’s just completely out of his element. His friends say he doesnt advice at all. He takes that akward vibe to a whole new level and women don’t respond to that. Granted with his age, living arrangements and job situation its a bad place to be. But those are easily fixed. He needs to hear from a woman how to speak to her. She needs to be honest with him on whats working and whats not. He needs to slow way down.
i think he needs a good heartbreak.
My bf wants to wait for marriage, and I'm his first ever gf so he didn't know anything about kissing and all that shit but I took control and I was into him regardless, so that's not it. A lot of women would be fine with waiting. I think it's more how desperate he is and that he has no job and lives with his mom.
Samanthat9v: aww, that’s sweet. Good luck! :)
It always surprises me how professional and humble Ryan is off-stage. What a legend
Made For Revenue Ryan is a true G(em) of TH-cam.
Skippy: Siri call my girlfriend
Siri: calling mom
Skippy 2.0: Siri call my girlfriend
Siri: Which one?
Bctzkriegd lol
Bctzkriegd rofl
XD
Lol
lmaooo
Ethan: "that's fascinating"
Hila: "yeah that's crazy"
Tip of tha beanie to ya
It's so funny how Ethan is clowning on this attourney for looking like uncle fester but years later he did the most spot on cosplay of uncle fester
I would give my soul to hear Ethan explaining what a meme is in court
An internet joke that is widely popular between the online community, that branches off into variations of the same joke, which lasts a few weeks or months.
Svanzscape to hear ETHAN 😂
Svanzscape it was coined by Richard Dawkins to mean a mind-gene. Just like a gene is DNA - essentially information that exists as a chemical compound that evolves as it replicates itself, a meme is an idea, information that exists as a memory, picture, or video that that evolves as it replicates through being shared.
.. it's a mind-gene. It only exists to further itself, because.. it has done before.
Brilliant
I can travel through time and get you there. I only require a low payment of two butt touches
I love that Hila is getting more chatty in these podcasts, she seems a lot more comfortable in front of the camera these days. Great moves, proud of ya.
her progress is amazing
I think with the lawsuit won and out of the way, they both seem relieved and elated. I think some can relate maybe not to that degree of course (i couldn't imagine being sued) but we all at least have had that one situation that hangs above your head and can't think or worry about anything else, and breathing a sigh of relief when that weight is lifted from your shoulders is one great feeling.
Yeah * Hila voice*
I've lost all respect for her.
It would be better if she was interesting or had anything meaningful to say.
Getting laid is THE LAST thing this guy should worry about.
22Luika lmaooo
Who came back to see ians first episode???
Ethan and Hila should change their last name to Kein because Matt took the "L".
Alisha W
Alisha Jake pauler
Alisha You mean Kein (Klein, not Klien)
Alisha AYYYEEE 😂😩👏🏼🔥🔥🔥🔥
Alisha your subscribed to Jake paul, I've lost all respect for you
They should probably hone in on the fact that he's 37, jobless and living with his mom. He'll never get laid and definately not married with that combo. He needs to work on himself first, not his pickup game lol.
Michael Woodruff exactly he needs a fucking psychologist not some dating coach, and definitely not Ethan making a joke out of his whole life.
I think Ryan honestly wants to help him. Hopefully when they meet up Ethan doesn't just try and profit off his misery..
Skippy's entire life is profiting on his own misery. It's actually kind of cool how industrious he is with his situation.
I think that's what Ryan was getting at.
Jellyfishking3 omg yes exactly. He's a cool guy, obviously has a lot of wisdom and experiences, but his view of women is so skewed. He has a weird view of most women hoping a man on the first date will whip out and just rape her right there. I think he has a talent for finding women with these low standards and emotional problems, among other talents of course.
Here from today's podcast
Sounds like Skippy needs the invasion method.
Jesus
Ethan: Would we ever have Matt on the show?
Hila: *N E V E R*
DENIED
Hila definitely swiped left on him
DEKLEINED
underrated
vivek saha
dang it now i wish i wrote that
..... And then Hila said "yeah"...
tupper ware yes
x kira *yeah
Mhmmm
classic hila! gotta love her
Lol every time Ethan is like "you can cut this part, Dan" and he never does it.
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click 41:16 if you're just here to listen to the sponsor shoutouts
Silver Shitposts My fucking man
Ayo What if Biggie Smalls sung Redbone?
Ethan kinda sucks at advertising sponsors. I feel like he's getting better at it every episode, but most of the time it seems like he would rather talk about anything else.
thanks
now I see light in life, nothing worked before
Bruh Ryan quoted a line from 40 year old virgin to a real life 40 year old virgin. He must feel like a goddam legend
Hoes Onmadiq what line? :o I didn't notice
Hoes Onmadiq what line?
The pussy on a pedestal line
Hoes Onmadiq oh that's a pretty common line in pickup circles.
I noticed that too,it was such a tip of the beanie moment.
Huge respect for Skippy he doesn't let himself pressure into shit. He's staying in his lane.
Agreed. It's a relief to see someone today who sticks by his morals, especially when others are being dickish about it.
I'm surprised at the comments (in a good way) about how Skippy was memed on too hard by Ethan. It's nice to see a little empathy on the internets. And Ethan will probably realize he goofed and keep all this in mind for the future. It's all good.
Lanzy he's not going too hard. Skippy's a fucking failure. The point of a human is to reproduce. He will never. He lives in his mom's basement as a forty year old, he has a belly button lint collection, and he has no job or car.
I don't think Ethan went hard on Skippy at all, but I think you're being a little harsh, not just to Skippy but to other people that fall in your category of what it means to be a human.
If you think that the point of a human is just to reproduce, then I think you have a pretty restrictive view of what it means to be living. What about those that have had vasectomies; are sterile through disease, injury, or natural causes; just through choice?
And who are you to say he will never reproduce? He may find a female counterpart who's just as eccentric as himself.
Maybe he does live with his mum, or no job. Has it occurred to you that there may be a reason for that - mental illness or personal circumstances that are unknown to us, redundancy/unforeseen debts maybe?
And what does owning a car have to do with anything?
Yes. Skippy is wanting female companionship so he DOES need to learn how to compose himself around women so he isn't unpleasant to be around. But the fact that he can't get laid doesn't make him a failure.
CombatRaven Haha well now THIS is what I originally expected from the comment section ;-). So since the guy is down already, it's fair to beat him up about it?
Lanzy I don't think he went too hard, but I really like how gently and diplomatically you presented your point. 'Ethan goofed but it's all good'. All discourse should be like this. It is nice to see empathy on the internets :)
Eh they're not perfect and I'm sure he realizes when he messes up or whatever in hindsight. I think most of the time when it seems like he's goofing on someone too hard it's with their consent off camera and there's no hard feelings.
LAWYER: "How do you define what a 'meme' is?"
ETHAN: "I dont know take a look in the mirror, Uncle Fester"
I CANT BREATHEE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Connor O'Reilly Are you alive? Can you breathe now?
"Who did this" Laughing cryiing emoji
You deserved to win Ethan and Hila and congrats for that. Matt "L"oss deserved otherwise.
It's their turn to file a counter-suit. IMO.
Brooke Felices for what offence?
Sancho McAdams moral damages perhaps?
Creative North it kills me people defend Matt
Horizebra those who defend Matt are idiots
From the actual Ethan's declaration:
Q Well, you -- you just said that parkour is
11 about finding a -- what is it that you just said?
12 ETHAN: I'm not, I'm not, I am not a parkour
13 expert *like your client* but I would say -- as my
14 understanding, it's about, like, you know, re- --
15 reducing the distance that -- that it takes to
16 travel, from point "A" to point "B." So I think he
17 thought it was, like, a cool example of parkour, but
18 it was -- *it was a bit of a goof, if I may say so.*
*ETHAN YOU ARE A GENIOUS.*
Just remember kids: No matter which way you brush, you're doing it wrong.
- Every Dentist Ever.
Nick Crompton is probably the most level headed in Team 10. Props to him.
KingOfSpadess I think he's their manager so he kinda has to be...
KingOfSpadess seems to me he's fed up with them. "You can't record here anymore" "WAHT DO U MEAN I DON'T UNDERSTAND" "I mean what I just said? Like what-" "I DON'T UNDERSTAND NICK" "Dude you can't just dab this one away" "NICK WHAT ARE YOU SAAAAAYING" "Jake you're going to go to prison"
And he's not even from Compton.
He should move on and find new people to manage. I don't think what's being paid is worth babysitting Team 10 and Jake Paul especially.
Ragerodracir Atleast his collar stays poppin
Skippy picking up women at Whole foods? I can't wait!
TheSilverHand 362 hot stripper bitches
TheSilverHand 362 tbh I wouldn't expect him to get very far considering the tactical vest would be covering his bad ass virgin t-shirt.
aliceinchainsinwonderland gonna be amazing
11:09 *brows take control*
Hans Fernández the brows have taken Ethan
You should get Rhett and Link on the podcast
Noah Henriksen what are u 50?
Noah Henriksen maybe a starbucks hipster?
Dead memes
Nethan you got slam dunked on by Ethan
*M A T T E R O F L A W*
*Q U I N T E S S E N T I A L*
The Un Und Unly *D E N I E D*
L A M B S A U C E
L O C A T E D
I've lost all respect for you
im still not tired of reading that with such gusto
I purposely watch ads now in an effort to support them, no idea if it works, but I can not bring myself to watch karlie kloss talk about her stupid wix website anymore
Y O U H A V E B U G E Y E S
T H E R E D E S T R O Y I N G T H E H O L E T O W N
Diego Dominguez fuck this commercial lol
I just reload the page if the ad is too obnoxious or long and watch a different one lmao
Ikr i get bored watching the 5 min ones but if they git shet then ima do it
Respect for Ryan for trying to really help the poor guy. Ethan had good intentions but as some people noted, tried to meme him too hard. Still PAPA BLESS.
I was actually really impressed by Ryan. He respected Skippy more than Ethan did.
A man who is nearly 40, unemployed, unattractive and has some weird habits will never meet anyone. He comes off as pathetic, no person in there right mind would date that.
Bit what makes it even worse is he is aware he is pathetic but does nothing about it.
Matthew he needs to make a change in his life
Order a papa john pizza to the studio and maybe Matt will come through?
Ouch...
As long as he makes sure to give him a 'big tip.'
RIP Big Tipper
i lost it at "sitting there with Uncle Fester"
Kiarnii 1v1 me fuck boi
Kiarnii hey save some top comments for the rest of us will ya!
Kiarnii I
omg hahaha
1st podcast Ian worked on :D
I actually kind of like Nick Crompton. You can kind of empathize with him because he's like the only sane adult in this house and he's just struggling to make all these manchildren understand this serious legal decree lmaoooo.
Ryan Jonsamus is a total goof ball but his advice is actually relevant tbh. this guy is trying to motivate skippy to grow tf up.
Elijah Ragland I don't know what I expected, but he was actually pretty serious and professional.
I can respect the guy.
Wow ethan quintessential moves, keep it up
Not sure how you made judge's quotes into quintessential memes, but it's a matter of law now.
I related to skippy when he said "I am pathetic, it's simple as that"...
Oh, don't be so hard on yourself. I'm sure you're great in your own way, and you just don't realize it! :)
K
I hope you are doing great today :)
Matt hoss is that one uncle that will buy you Wii sports even though you don't have a Wii
The Speed Lord this legit happened to me but with sky landers
You can't even buy Wii Sports on its own.
Bacon_Bitz27 yeah
fucking normie
Bacon_Bitz27 you can if you get it from like a shitty pawn shop or something
Bacon_Bitz27 exactly
Ethan would probably be a better coach for Skippy if his goal is marriage. I mean, he scored a happy marriage with Hila.
SaltmomTM Is Sad believe or not, Ethan mentioned before that their marriage isn't that great
Irony source?
Irony Bullshit
Irony no he never said that in fact he said to idubbbz that they fight some times and he understands that's a good because you need to fight sometimes
Irony yeah, source?
Wow Ryan really does take this seriously. Sound like he can help him.
You guys look so much more at ease and relaxed since you've won the case, I can see it in your faces. Good for you!
SKIPPY, if Ethan, Hila, and legendary pickup artist Ryan Jaunzemis tell you to get rid of your belly button lint; you do it no questions asked. Bring that Mason Jar to LA and burn it in a backyard pool (I bet the flames would reacher higher than the house).
Why?
leave it at jake paul's doorstep?
Proxy You must be crazy to ask why
Duffel Bag Full of Tech I was slightly mocking Jake paul lol
"Jake I wouldn't do that"
"Why?"
Jake Paul reference. Nice.
Ethan's mic was kinda loud in this one
I've lost all respect for him
Pal Sidd x
You see now thats fascinating.
He's manspreading Hila out of the podcast
Pal Sidd d
A real TH-cam Hero gettin' dem points dawg.
Something about putting it in a Christmas jar
Ethan: "I think that would be interesting"
Hila *in the background*: "I don't"
Skippy is in need of serious help. NO man goes out with a goal of "making out" with girl unless he's 12. I can't believe I'm saying this, but Ryan may actually be exactly what Skippy needs.
Riptide99 every point Ryan made was true. Skippy needs some hardcore bootcamp
Flowboat
Just a smidge?
Flowboat He doesn't have autism, the root of his problem is his mother.
Riptide99 Do you believe that all men go on dates and expect sex? What about men who aren't losers like Skippy but want to save their virginity for marriage? Or do men like that don't exist in first world countries
He's Morman. He wants to marry a girl before. He's not just trying to fuck. There's a big difference.
Steps for Skippy: 1. Lose weight 2. Get a fresh new haircut/ beard style 3. Get a job4. Move out 5. Start putting money in your savings account 6. Burn your cringey shit inside and out
Jøhtø Ryu he speaks really well though. He looks kind of odd so maybe he is
+Jøhtø Ryu come on man, all mormons are freaky fucking people don't need to throw autistic people into that bag of shit.
Jøhtø Ryu One of the best comments ever written 😂😂😂😂😂
So true. They guy need to GROW up! Sex should be the last of his concerns. Although, wouldn't be surprised if know when he gets more famous his deep in poon and he keeps the "virgin" charade going, being deflowered by some new skank every friday evening:)
Nah, it's a Mormon thing. These guys literally think life works like a Disney movie that one day the Lord will just provide you with a spouse. It'll be love at first sight and it'll be perfect and you'll be married within weeks. That's Skippy's mentality and he's slowly learning (with increasing age and desperation) that that isn't how life works. The fact that he's still living with his mom makes me think he's also been over-sheltered and therefore has kind of failed to learn normal social skills. He definitely seems autistic, but in this case I think his oddness is due to his upbringing rather than genetics.
Please follow through with the Skippy makeover with Ryan, would be some amazing content for sure
Ethan's eye twitches have increased 500%.
Mr. Edward Otis Carter ikr! I know he says he don't smoke pot but I only know ppl to do that when they smoke
SoulDreaper they’re tics, have a mild form of Tourette’s syndrome.
I used to do the same when I was younger, except I would blink intensely, sometimes I would blink the left eye 3-4 times and then the same for the right eye.
It’s very comparable to OCD.
And Eila;s eyebrows never move.
There's a youtube option to reduce them if they bother you
From what I've seen of him, Skippy is a little too childish/selfish to have the type of relationship he wants, honestly.
He says he wants to wait until marriage to have sex due to his religious conviction. That's fine. Lots of people feel that way and live up to it, or don't.
But then later he states his goal is "I want to have a MAKEOUT at the end of the first date!!" like some sort of 13 year old.
After 20 odd years of being around dating, don't you think they would want more from you than that? Shouldn't YOU want more than that? How about feeling satisfied talking to someone, and learning about their likes and dislikes. Helping someone have a good time and develop good memories around?
FancyKerbloops this comment deserves more likes because it's true. He's at the high school sweetheart level of maturity and it has to do with lack of experience, and that's not going to attract the kind of relationship he wants in his age bracket.
FancyKerbloops the 39 year old virgin who lives with his mum is an immature man child, quite the deduction you've gathered there
FancyKerbloops Unless you and your friends have been strictly dating cougars, childish and high-school mentality are exactly what you'll get from most of these Facebook "women" aged 18-29 right now. From silly "what you should've done" to thinking it's ok to change partners like socks and extra points if you don't tell your old partner you're due. Skippy is just college level but Christian compared to these kindergarten level actions by adults.
I came for Skippy.. and I also came for Skippy
thanks Kanye
Kanye West your wifes a hobbit
Your wife has a fat ass
Why does it sound sexual the second time you said it.
滴る s a d
Fake ass*
You guys are doing exactly what I would want out of a podcast. You're really putting together different sides of a situation that we all think about. Papa bless
Super fascinating to hear some of the inner workings of the court case. Love y'all!
Ethan: "I find that fascinating"
Hila: "Yeah"
Edit: Thanks For The Papa Blessings....Feeling your power From Honduras🙏
Mr. Red Hood pretty much🙏🏻
Mr. Red Hood fascinating
Mr. Red Hood -F A S C I N A T I N G-
Mr. Red Hood yeah
yeah
Podcast drinking game, take shot if:
- Someone talks over someone else
- Ryan takes a deep breath
eh god, they would die, lol #alcoholpoisioning #talktothebishop XD
RYAN JAUNZEMIS hey Ryan :D
i got whiskey but i'd rather drink water, i think i'd still die with overdrinking
or every time Hila says "yeah" 😂
You forgot "Fascinating"
every time ethan's eyebrows freak out
I really like these podcasts they help me relax
I have never been so happy to watch an ad in a long time!! PAPA BLESS!!!
''id love to see his tinder profile'' lmao!!
The whole show is like
Ryan: you need to be a man
Skippy: That's not the point! I need my bishop!
Willem Lynn Yep, I don't cringe easily, but that call got really awkward towards the end.
Any religious person is at risk of ending like skippy
and if you ask me they deserve it
darvinism at its finest
"darvinism" da fuck is that
Onetwo Threefour anyone who spends time commenting on TH-cam videos is in danger of ending up like Skippy
Honestly I don't feel like Ethan was mean in this video. It reminds me of how my friends talk to each other when it's intervention status conversation. Sometimes you just gotta tell somebody you love what they don't want to hear and knock down their excuses so they can improve.
Also, I think a lot of people that are getting defensive of Skippy here are people that are in his situation or have a difficult time with women, so they really identify with him and don't like when he's being told hard truths.
But what they're saying to him is right. Skippy has unrealistic expectations of the world and a poor understanding of what women want from him. The chances he will find a woman that wants to abstain from sex until marriage is rare even in highly religious communities. And the chances that he will attract that rare woman to himself with his attitude is an astronomically rare possibility.
yeah constructive criticism, but ethan went a bit too far he was making fun of him and his religion
I do agree with a lot of people in that I was getting a condescending vibe coming from Ethan during the Skippy part which wasn't cool, but I feel like a lot of the problem with this was that they didn't really think it through prior to the interview. There was clearly a lag which was making it difficult for any party to get a word in and I'm sure a lot of the seemingly rude behavior was Ethan trying to wrap up the podcast. The way the conversation was heading would have taken up a lot of time so i kinda get that. However, I still think that doesn't excuse the poor planning. If Ethan wanted the interview to purely be about the goofs he should have made that more clear. And when you have a time restraint you also need to set out a general plan for your topics before the interview even starts. I'm not saying rehearse it, but just make sure they are made clear of what ideas they should focus on. I wouldn't necessarily label Ethan as an asshole from this one instance but I do think he could have handled the whole situation a lot better. Still love you guys nonetheless and papa bless 🙏
Edit: To further back the fact that he was probably trying to meet a time restraint and wasn't purposefully being mean, watching his interviews on the main channel you notice he's super respectful and gives the guest their time to talk, knowing that he can edit it if it gets to lengthy. But when you're doing a live podcast in a studio you don't have that luxury. Not only do they have to keep people interested, but they also have to rent that space. They probably only have a certain amount of time before they HAVE to leave or they will likely get in trouble or charged extra for staying too long. I say give the guy the benefit of the doubt. Next time they just need to plan ahead but there's no need to label him as a bad person because he goofed up this one time.
DENIED. MATTER OF LAW. QUINTESSENTIAL. PIZZA DELIVERY BOY.
Did I miss the pizza delivery boy part
Nick Kerr Matt is a pizza guy
A pizza delivery guy
Treasonable Doubt what
Treasonable Doubt good summary of the lawsuit
Tbh I didn't think Ryan was that nice of a guy. Mad props for pushing through Ethan's jokes and skippy's awkwardness and truly trying to help. Mad props
Your podcast is my new commuting ritual!
You guys should do a part 2/follow up to this!
H3 needs to become an actual radio show, bringing the internet to the masses or long car rides with well informed opinions and memes
Skippy lives with his mom at 39, and is concerned with not being able to find a girl to be his wife? How does he imagine the relationship will escelate if he isn't able to provide for himself since hes jobless?
If skippy wants to get anywhere, IMO he needs to:
1) get a job
2) move out and learn to be independent
3) get fit and focus on being content being himself
4) go out and look for relationships
255Masak actual advice
255Masak real shit. If all he wanted to do was fuck living with his parents can be looked over (even at his age). But he wants to get married. He needs to show any potential woman out there that he's able to provide for a family in the future let alone himself
damn Ryan actually came across as a very level-headed chill guy with good advice. One of the best podcast you guys have had so far imo
Ryan is bae
Why do I check these comments anymore?
You have to bring these two to a podcast!
Ethan and Hila should really use something like skype or discord and headphones when doing these calls. Having him holding the phone up is kinda weird.
cahanw He said he tried to use Discord and it didn't work, so they resorted to the phone.
Nicholas Stallman don't know how Discord would really work for that. Skype can do phone calls though. That would have made it much better. Would have better audio quality for the podcast, better audio quality for them (using the podcast mics) and a generally better experience.
Zerphses Skype will never be better than Discord, it's so resource intensive and the audio quality is really not that good. Discord doesn't spy on your calls or use bloated ads so it runs waaaay better.
I've lost all respect for them
You can use discord from the phone so it could've worked.
Ryan brought up an interesting point about kissing and Skippy got triggered, but I think Ryan is mostly right. I don't agree with kissing after five minutes, but as a young woman, I don't know for sure if I'm attracted until we kiss.
There is something in a kiss that tells a woman everything she needs to know about whether there is chemistry, and women care about chemistry. I would recommend kissing on the first date, to get it out of the way, but ONLY if the signals are there.
She's looking at your eyes and lips, she's playing with her hair, she's got open body language, turned towards you, she's licking her lips, and most importantly: she doesn't move away when you go in for a kiss.
Another thing I suspect is, maybe Skippy goes overboard with the kiss. I literally have no proof but my gut feeling tells me that women are easily overwhelmed and turned off by men who don't manage their sexual frustration well. Women like the chase too. Not in a hard to get kind of way, but in a playful way. Women want mystery. I wouldn't have a full on makeout session on the first date. I can't speak for every woman, but I like to be kept on my toes, wanting more, as I'm dropped off home. Skippy needs to learn how to romance a lady. It's not about money either. It's about attentiveness.
What I did notice in the TLC thing (and maybe it was the way it was edited) is that he had an off-putting sense of urgency and low-key sense of entitlement. He needs to rely on numbers and trust he'll find one instead of putting a lot of pressure on the girls he's with.
babybeluga Self confidence is also key. No woman (or man for that matter) finds insecurity sexy.
LitAfuseiCantStop Absolute *truth* - Unless you're a vulture/predator.
I feel like skippy is a little too eager about girls and it turns them off. I mean being interested is fine but he seems way too keen
babybeluga u right
the matter of law is this video is way longer than my lunch break thanks ethan lol
Jenna and Julien!!!!! I've been waiting so long for this!
ETHAN I HAVE OFFICIALLY LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU
HOW DARE YOU WIN A LAWSUIT
Austin 3:16 What?
Austin 3:16 What?
Rhabeeb Rhabeeb it is a meme from previous podcast/video.
shooglechic What?
And for because of that, I'm out.
QUINTESSENTIAL
MATTER
OF
LAW
*D E N I E D*
Arcadian De-Kleined.
NO DOUBT
One of my proudest faps
NUT
I swear the bases discussion was hilarious, keep it up guys proud of you
Fantastic episode man. Loved it. Dying of laughter the whole time. Papa bless
Man I feel Ethan was trying to meme Skippy a bit too much :P even Ryan was trying help him kinda real for a while but it seemed all like a joke to Ethan. Skippy really seems to want a real relationship tho :/
Skippy meme'd himself many years ago
Danq Frankly I've lost all respect for you
The first 5 minutes where very cringy to watch, I mean, it felt a bit harsh you know. And for those reasons, I'm out...
Danq Yeah i felt the same way, like chill dude and stop acting like it's all a joke for the stream and a video. It's someones life.
For the stream and youtube are fine as long you try to do it properly to achieve his goals not just yours. I'm guessing marriage takes too long to film within a week so he wanna fuck with his religion just to capture him getting to fuck at the end of a video or something to juice it up it feels like.
Fabrizio Moré i would say that that is a matter of law
"I've learned in life that you can never completely trust someone else."
-Hila 13:13
Good god what have you seen
BL Dude I think this is just something you learn when you're older. Everyone is just as flawed as you are, they can and will make mistakes.
NightTimeDay
Everyone makes mistakes but that doesn't mean you shouldn't trust anyone.
No, you should trust no one but your self.
Give it a few more years. I'm sure you'll become just as jaded as the rest of us.
Math is the only thing in the universe you can trust, it is the only thing that always provides 100% correct answers and results as long as there are no human errors on your part. Yes, maths is even more trustworthy than yourself, nothing else can be trusted.
*Inserts comment pretending to be offended at Ethan here*
This podcast was such a good one
Ethan I have lost all respect for you. By the way loved the podcast keep up the good work
Nick G .....explain
Metal Gear Hyrule its a meme because of all the STUPID fucking people who disowned them after the dentist interview I think.
Louis Gregoire what im out of the loop af, what happened in that interview or what?
Metal Gear Hyrule I can't explain that
Nick G You haven't even seen the whole thing
Get Nick Crompton on the podcast! he has some sketchy allegations about trading team 10 membership for sexual favors and at the same times seems to be the one with half a brain and telling them kind of seriously they're fucked instead of joining on in the dabs
will koester you really follow these pubescent bous
Nick really is the only somewhat reasonable voice there. He'd be better on his own.
He's fat, never trust a fat person.
not at all have never watched a team ten video just have seen hours of clips from everyone talking about them as I'm sure everyone else here knows so no need to be shitty about it
Only trust T H I C C people.
Ethans face when he hears about the kidney stones is absolutely hilarious!
The face Ethan made when Skippy mentioned the Celine Dion song lol
*MATTER OF LAW*
Sean Walker *Im Ethan Bradberry*
Denver January SLAMMMIIINNNNNNN
Denver January
I've lost all respect for you.
*O R I G I N A L M E M E*
I'm so hard right now. nipple rubbing
Ethan just traded "Interesting" for "Fascinating"
maizimay Other way around
maizimay Interesting
See now I find that fascinating
They are so creative with this, I love it.
Sue his ass for attorney fees. On the sole reason that he made Hila cry which clearly shows that you guys suffered emotionally from this. Plus it shows people that they need to think hard about suing someone because if they are wrong they will suffer consequences.
Mykil47
Isn't that what naturally happens when a plaintiff's lawsuit is completely and utterly dismissed? No partial judgment or anything? Obviously, I'm not a lawyer, can someone let me know
Not in 'murrica sadly. It's like that in Germany and Hungary too that I know of, that the loser pays if he/she was the plaintiff. Oh well, they didn't do it for money anyways, and the community helped them out, so I think they are just happy it's over :)
Mykil47 it doesn't happen automatically, but yeah counter sue them for your time and legal fees
Mykil47 he already suffered consequences bc everyone hates him now
Yeah, I just came to that part of the video. If their lawsuit took place in France, most of the attorney fees would have to be paid by Matt. Hopefully, laws will change for you guys so that so much money isn't lost in attempts to fight frivolous lawsuits