I'm not letting you forget Michael... If Olympiacos don't finish third in group B you will shake Declan Rice's hand. If Kieran Trippier dosent score in the champions league match this season you will eat a finger. If group E does not end Liverpool, Napoli, Salzburg then Genk you will make a 10 minute video praising Paul Mcshane. If the order for group G doesn't finish Leipzig, Lyon, Benefica, Zenit then you will do a a six hour live stream. If Ole is still at Man United by Christmas you have to shower in a gallon milk. If Brighton don't get relagated you will make an entire video wearing a 'I love Paul McShane' t-shirt If Brentford get promoted you will get a Pontus Jansson tattoo. If Cauley Woodrow scores more than 10 league goals this season you have to eat a bucket of cheese on camera. If(and that’s a big if) David Silva is in England city by September 2020 you have to lick the fanny of a local pigeon, kiss a dead badger and subscrice to Football Daily. If Glen Murray is still in Premier league next september you have to box Joe from Football Daily as well as a thumb war with Ciaran If Niasse is still in the Premier league next season you have to eat *the* scarf. If Pogba is not at Real Madrid next season you will fly Spain and personally apolgize for getting thier hopes up.
Fellaini was criminally underrated. Scored some important last minute goals for United and people were scared to go near him in the middle of the park.
Hmm. Rashford has 41 goals in 133 App. Bendtner has 24 goals in 108 App. Rashford has only been in the 1st team since 2015, and been a substitute for the first 2 years, where as Bendtner was in the 1st team for 10 YEARS. Nice try haters.
10:00 don’t forget Falcao also was terribly bad at the 2015 Copa América. He failed to score a single goal and he tried to get a penalty with an hilariously bad dive.
In 2014 I was only 11 at the time and I was watching the Liverpool Chelsea match with my friend and my step dad and to experience my team to lift the prem trophy would be a dream come true and when Gerrard slipped tears came out of my eyes and guess what I had 2 Man United fans in the house
@@thesupervillain8750 The fun is not in winning. The fun is in betting. If I actually win I would be more entertained about the actual event than taking the money back. Like betting in Leicester winning the League in 2015/16 or Greece winning the Euro in 2004. You cant believe how many won both of this in my country (Greece)
2:25 don't chat about Crouch. The reason he started chatting to Johnson was cause Johndon was saying stuff before the penalty to put Crouch off. It's in Crouch's book.
I never get tired of reliving the 2014 World Cup semi-final between Brazil and Germany. Most hilarious was something one can not find in videos from the match now, the Brazilian team bellowing their national anthem at the top of their lungs because, obviously, THAT was going to terrorize Germany. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ah, good times!
I remember throughout the summer of 2006 when the headbutt became a world wide meme. T-Shirts, Photoshops, everybody was taking the piss. It was so funny.
Honorable mention for Dembele not being able to do keep ups, Andy Carroll for being Andy Carroll and Neymar (pathetic diving at the world cup, PSG drama and elimination)
John Guidetti 2011, he was a prospect at Man City, but wasn't offered a new contract in time so he was looking for a new club. He signed for FC Twente who were a top 3 team in the Eredivisie at that time. He was expected at the airport, but never showed up. About a week later, with radiosilence from him, he signed a new contract with Man City, only to be loaned out to one of Twente's rivals, Feyenoord. Man City were forced to pay Twente €1.1 million for a player they threw away not much later. Guidetti went on to score against Twente and Twente fans despise him. It was so bad that you weren't able to sign him in the next 4 or 5 FIFA games because of 'our history' and 'the fans would never accept him' which is true. Then there's also the dumb things he did at Feyenoord, for example getting a yellow card for taking of his shirt which got him suspended for the next match vs Feyenoord's arch enemy Ajax
Honestly don't understand how Fellaini got in this list. Absolute beast at Everton and won quite a few points for an awful Man Utd team. Oh and also carried them to winning the Europa League...
In fairness to Falcao, he just came back from a horric injury and he came back into the premier league the hardest league in the world, of course he was gonna flop he was out for most of 2014, he probably didn’t remember how to kick a ball after being out for a long period of time.
aww hang on, I won’t hear a bad word about Kanu. He once chased a long ball, gunning his arms like he was going 100mph when he was really moving like a snail, got the loose ball and sent it very weakly past the post. It was the only time he really moved in the whole game but it wore him out so much he had to get taken out of the stadium in a wheelchair.
Irish Guy 2014, we we're only 2 points off winning the title Man United were 7th were we balls the laughing stock that year. Gerrard was made the scapegoat because United finished 20 points behind us xD 2 big mistakes Gerrard made the whole year 1 was Suarez and Cavani brilliance yes the other was the slip but it wasn't just Gerrard playing for England was it, even some of the best teams couldn't deal with Suarez that year. Why Gerrard will always be my favourite Liverpool player hands down.
I'm not letting you forget Michael...
If Olympiacos don't finish third in group B you will shake Declan Rice's hand.
If Kieran Trippier dosent score in the champions league match this season you will eat a finger.
If group E does not end Liverpool, Napoli, Salzburg then Genk you will make a 10 minute video praising Paul Mcshane.
If the order for group G doesn't finish Leipzig, Lyon, Benefica, Zenit then you will do a a six hour live stream.
If Ole is still at Man United by Christmas you have to shower in a gallon milk.
If Brighton don't get relagated you will make an entire video wearing a 'I love Paul McShane' t-shirt
If Brentford get promoted you will get a Pontus Jansson tattoo.
If Cauley Woodrow scores more than 10 league goals this season you have to eat a bucket of cheese on camera.
If(and that’s a big if) David Silva is in England city by September 2020 you have to lick the fanny of a local pigeon, kiss a dead badger and subscrice to Football Daily.
If Glen Murray is still in Premier league next september you have to box Joe from Football Daily as well as a thumb war with Ciaran
If Niasse is still in the Premier league next season you have to eat *the* scarf.
If Pogba is not at Real Madrid next season you will fly Spain and personally apolgize for getting thier hopes up.
Michael?
Soccer! That is his name, Michael Ramsay
Pual mcshane?
@@nifek7146 No, the context is obvious. It's just...I don't know.
Love the last 2 😂
Kanu: I had the worst miss in history
Chupo Moting: Hold my beer
Aditya Luthra *Better than some random Italian lad called Paulo*
Watch guirrassy vs Bremen
If it wasn’t for him Atalanta would’ve been in the semifinals
@@bananaboy7687 , coman
"He'd only scored five in forty-five. That's One in Eight Capello!"
Might wanna do the math on that one Irish Guy
Angus McLaughlin 1 in 9
That just makes heskey look worse
Man said "math" It's Maths
Jorge Salvatore-Perez unless their american
@@ryannejadian9795 They're*
Fellaini was criminally underrated. Scored some important last minute goals for United and people were scared to go near him in the middle of the park.
Exactly, He contributed way more to Man U then Falcao and Sanchez Combined
I was expecting Titus Bramble, Paul McShane, Thierry Henry, Jack Grealish, and Declan Rice
When was Henry a laughingstock? If you're talking about his handball, well that got them into the World Cup
I was expecting Suarez biting to Chiellini
Bendtner's goalscoring record for Arsenal is almost the same as Rashford's at United
DoubleBlueFC it’s better considering he scored more despite playing less games
@@04foreverinvincible69 and less minute too
Hmm.
Rashford has 41 goals in 133 App.
Bendtner has 24 goals in 108 App.
Rashford has only been in the 1st team since 2015, and been a substitute for the first 2 years, where as Bendtner was in the 1st team for 10 YEARS.
Nice try haters.
@@joshua3630 And only has108 appearances? And how are they hating if theyre telling the truth, And dont disrespect the lord..
Irish National team from 2004 to 2019
I saved you 12:18 of your life
Except euro 2016
@@jedmaloney7159 🇮🇪🇮🇪
@@jedmaloney7159 And we beat ze Germans
as an Irishman I completely agree
Meh I'm fine I agree with you
6:07 that’s actually 1 in 9 Irish guy
Just thought I’d point it out
Classic Quick Maths
A player from every club who’s most likely going to be a manager
Love your rants Irish guy!
How did Mustafi not get a single mention in this video?? 🤔
Paul McShane deserves at least a mention
And Saido Berahino for not scoring in about 2 years
Everything changes in life but "Welcome to HITC Sport, RIGHT" and "CHRIST ABOVE" remains constant
And the 'anyway, that's the end of the video lads'
10:00 don’t forget Falcao also was terribly bad at the 2015 Copa América. He failed to score a single goal and he tried to get a penalty with an hilariously bad dive.
2014 Suarez bite?
2019 Kepa?
Wym kepa?
@Daniel Gosse oh yea I forgot about that lmao
Angel Torres Larlsson it’s Corner taken quickly ORIGI!
@Daniel Gosse That's just one moment - his 2019 was overall solid but in 2020 he was woeful
"Hello and welcome to HITC sport aight"
In 2014 I was only 11 at the time and I was watching the Liverpool Chelsea match with my friend and my step dad and to experience my team to lift the prem trophy would be a dream come true and when Gerrard slipped tears came out of my eyes and guess what I had 2 Man United fans in the house
Every premier league clubs best player coming through the academy and is still there
Not jesse lingard
Not Rashford
Venkat prolly is. It’s a sad time to be a United fan. I remember having the class of 92, now we have the class of shit
Yeetus Meleetus the youth coming through now are actually pretty promising
Atriotic they probs won’t become as near as good as the class of 92 there on a level of there own
1370 days = 2.5 yrs
K
And 5 goals in 45 matches is apparently 1/8.
Bruce Lee he really DOES suck at math and it shows
Thx for hurting me twice in the thumbnail
silver lining Gaming you’re probably a glory supporter anyways
@@kierantv9857 yeah totally watching roy Hodgson each week was amazing
@@KBEXAU 🔥🤣🤣 don't kill him.
You’ll never walk alone..........Leicester still has more Premier League trophies than you with a smaller budget
@@davidvasquez08 just a bitter man u supporter in guessing
2010: Yakubu -You need to see his miss at the World Cup in South Africa (NIGERIA vs SOUTH KOREA)
2019 should really be rashford
Tridev Tamil why? He’s earning big money and the media loves him
@@alexk5325 his stats are the same as bendtner and in the centre of a woeful mu team
Tridev Tamil should be the Man U team
He’s getting no decent balls into him his team is shite
@@kiweping5 Just adds to the fact that he is one of the highest paid players in the league and still can't do anything by himself.
2014 - Higuain after the miss in the final against Germany
2016 - the whole México team after losing 7 - 0 to chile in the “Copa America”
You missed the neymar roll.. Ft.. The world cup👍😁👍
Two Liverpool players in the thumbnail and now they're eight points ahead of City
You're really pumping out the videos keep it up man
I love that thumbnail is all Liverpool players
I love when Irish guy uploads
2019 should be Manchester United
10:38 “1370 days, that’s two and half years” lol quick maths, it’s almost 4 years
My quick math says about 3.7 yrs. Somebody needs to use a calculator.
@@j.3o21 Yeah, the Irish Guy.
Irish guy showing his maths degree once again... no 45 divided by 5 isn’t 8.
That's One in Nine Irish Guy!
2020:Tottenham hotspurs as they got in a champions league the previous year and go down to the championship the next year.
What are you on? If anyone's getting relegated it's man United. Spurs have been absolute shit and yet they're above them
More likely:
Van Dijk for slip giving Manchester City the League title.
I have bet my money of Virgil for the slip. There is actually betting for it.
@@WERTYUIO821 what in the actual fuck
Steven Wertyuiooo That’s money you’ll never get back
@@thesupervillain8750
The fun is not in winning. The fun is in betting. If I actually win I would be more entertained about the actual event than taking the money back. Like betting in Leicester winning the League in 2015/16 or Greece winning the Euro in 2004. You cant believe how many won both of this in my country (Greece)
6:04 Irish Guy can’t do math
G-Funk 1 hahaha jk
2:25 don't chat about Crouch. The reason he started chatting to Johnson was cause Johndon was saying stuff before the penalty to put Crouch off. It's in Crouch's book.
2019 = manchester united
Im new here, n i think this irish guy is a legend
you should do a video about each clubs top scorer from 2010 and where they are now.
I never get tired of reliving the 2014 World Cup semi-final between Brazil and Germany. Most hilarious was something one can not find in videos from the match now, the Brazilian team bellowing their national anthem at the top of their lungs because, obviously, THAT was going to terrorize Germany. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ah, good times!
I remember throughout the summer of 2006 when the headbutt became a world wide meme. T-Shirts, Photoshops, everybody was taking the piss. It was so funny.
thanks very much for including 2 people from my club in the thumbnail 💪💪
“Just do anything....breath at the ball”😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kanu is literally the Forest Gump of football.. He somehow has a hand in every clubs historic trophy lol
The slap of the hands to begin the videos every time, will be iconic one day 🤣
I will never forget that Dempsey goal vs England. Love it.
This year the competition will be between
Andre gray
Ernesto Valverde
Solskjaer
Honorable mention for Dembele not being able to do keep ups, Andy Carroll for being Andy Carroll and Neymar (pathetic diving at the world cup, PSG drama and elimination)
In the bundeisliga they call doing a Kanu , doing a Gomez 🤣😂
If Solskjaer doesn't get sacked after the new game, you'll give the scarf to the ginger from Football Daily
Bendtner has a better strike rate then Rashford tho...
N'golo Kante rashford played left midfield in a defensive system
Courtois needs be on list
The random eye close-ups. 🤣🤣
Karius will sleep easy at night now knowing Liverpool have won the champions league so I suppose all could be forgiven
W x B doesn’t make any sense. Liverpool won the CL after shipping him off to turkey where he continued to make howlers every other game
love the lemony snicket reference
this Kanu guy looks like a character you create in Oblivion
When Terry became united legend.
John Guidetti 2011, he was a prospect at Man City, but wasn't offered a new contract in time so he was looking for a new club. He signed for FC Twente who were a top 3 team in the Eredivisie at that time. He was expected at the airport, but never showed up. About a week later, with radiosilence from him, he signed a new contract with Man City, only to be loaned out to one of Twente's rivals, Feyenoord. Man City were forced to pay Twente €1.1 million for a player they threw away not much later. Guidetti went on to score against Twente and Twente fans despise him. It was so bad that you weren't able to sign him in the next 4 or 5 FIFA games because of 'our history' and 'the fans would never accept him' which is true.
Then there's also the dumb things he did at Feyenoord, for example getting a yellow card for taking of his shirt which got him suspended for the next match vs Feyenoord's arch enemy Ajax
Alexis Sanchez actually has three goals now
Manchester United is the Real laughing stock every year
Maybe this year the biggest laughing stock was Karius and Gerrard slipping
Laughing stock when They won the prem every season
Honestly don't understand how Fellaini got in this list. Absolute beast at Everton and won quite a few points for an awful Man Utd team. Oh and also carried them to winning the Europa League...
In fairness to Falcao, he just came back from a horric injury and he came back into the premier league the hardest league in the world, of course he was gonna flop he was out for most of 2014, he probably didn’t remember how to kick a ball after being out for a long period of time.
2019 should now be Southampton considering they lost 9-0 😂
It's now 2021 (false) and Southampton did it again hahaha
Has anyone questioned what he does with his left hand right at the beginning??
The 3 basic rules of being a premier league player:
1. Don’t go to Chelsea
2. Don’t go to Chelsea
3. Don’t go to Chelsea
Man united are trying to dethrone that.. i'd place it number 3..
The Gerrard song has only just started to stop being sung by away fans at Liverpool.
Me:Sees Karius and Gerrard in the humbnail crying/looking dejected
Me:Oh no
You know Karius fucked up when KSI made a full video laughing at him
10:40 I ain't no expert but pretty sure 1300 days is more than 2 and a half years
More than 4
i love this guy
2019 should be young / courtois
aww hang on, I won’t hear a bad word about Kanu. He once chased a long ball, gunning his arms like he was going 100mph when he was really moving like a snail, got the loose ball and sent it very weakly past the post. It was the only time he really moved in the whole game but it wore him out so much he had to get taken out of the stadium in a wheelchair.
I like how this video was recommended to me the moment Liverpool lost to Aston Villa 7-2
Irish Guy, 1370 days is unfortunately not 2 and a half years.
Good video, not sure about Marco matterazi, I'd happily take a headbutt and become a World champion despite all the memes
5:00 because Drogba was sent off in that match, and thus couldn’t take part in the shoot-out?
5 goals in 45 appearances isn't the same as 1 goal in 8 appearances, it's 1 goal in 9 appearances
Are you going to do a “Which premier league team was the biggest laughing stock (04-19)” next?
Tom Wright Wouldn't that be every team that finished 20th in the past 15 years?
Not necessarily. Look at Crystal Palace when they sacked frank de boar. United atm I’d say as well
Tom Wright They didn't play too shabby, though, for the rest of the season. Even managed to stop Manchester City's 18 League winning streak.
Leicester city sacking Ranieri a season after winning the title another one
Tom Wright Yeah as things look right now I agree on the United part.
No paul mcshane? No Henry I'm disappointed
Fifachamp1012 don’t forget about Jack Grealish and Declan Rice
@@davidvasquez08 And Titus Bramble
Oh boy! I remember playing a browser game which in order to win it you had to header headbutt Materazzi lol
Man I love your videos and your hard work but I can't understand you because you are speaking very quickly try to slow down man I love watching you
2019 totenham
(FROM A TOTENHAM FAN)
DAMN WEVE BOTTLED IT AGAIN
I’ve scored more goals than Jesse Lingard in 2 weeks than Jesse lingard has scored in the last year and I’m a cb
Lingard plays in the prem not in his imaginary land
I’m surprised you didn’t mention Nugent tapping in Defoes goal bound strike when you mentioned him being a laughing stock
1370 days is nearly four years Irish guy
Nah 2019 has to be Barca at Anfield
Barca isnt a player
@@PublicUrinator67 Messi is Barca so yes it is a player
Jshon Smith why would people laugh at him when he won the European Golden Shoe?
@@hi-ls6lt you missed the point
Memes are too relatable because he’s a bottlejob. Somehow a bigger bottlejob than Spurs
The Irish guy has a boss take that in to consideration
Holy shit I never realized that Kanu had won pretty much everything there is to win at club level.
Gerrard was 34 he done all right he carried the Liverpool team in parts when they had no striker
Dial up Internet in 2006, how far behind the rest of the world is Ireland.
I thought lescott was gonna be 2015
Why does the Irish Guy make 2006 seem like eons ago, it's only been 13 years, I'm sure most folks on this channel would have watched that final!
2020: sterling's miss againts lyon
It wouldn’t be the only time that John Terry would slip, if ya know what I mean
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
What up my 3am viewers
5 goals in 45 games for Aston Villa. Thats one in EIGHT Capello!
I have subtitles on and I still don’t even know what he is talking about half the time.
8:33 So you're gonna mention Luiz,but won't mention Marcelo,who was arguably even worse in that match?
mustafi,smalling,phil jones,lingard,mariano diaz,neymar in wc,david de gea in wc...i didn't saw there is half of man utd team😂
Irish Guy 2014, we we're only 2 points off winning the title Man United were 7th were we balls the laughing stock that year. Gerrard was made the scapegoat because United finished 20 points behind us xD 2 big mistakes Gerrard made the whole year 1 was Suarez and Cavani brilliance yes the other was the slip but it wasn't just Gerrard playing for England was it, even some of the best teams couldn't deal with Suarez that year. Why Gerrard will always be my favourite Liverpool player hands down.
Being honest it really hurt me when Torres left us to join chelsea
Anybody see the unintended pun that had Robson and Kanu in the same headline? Hence...Robson-Kanu???