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  • @cupiderstunt
    @cupiderstunt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    I will never tire of listening to this

  • @FOX488-q2m
    @FOX488-q2m ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The way Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is shoehorned into this tune quite simply makes it the best best tune ever! Absolute genius!

    • @TheThejpmshow
      @TheThejpmshow 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Thats easy for you to say!

    • @FOX488-q2m
      @FOX488-q2m 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheThejpmshow 😂🥁💥

    • @stevesobot5372
      @stevesobot5372 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheThejpmshow hahaha :) you win the internet today deffo !

  • @hughwilloughby8590
    @hughwilloughby8590 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    “Yes, we didn’t know it either.
    Thank you Wikipedia”
    Lyrics to die for.

  • @mcardlehaslanded
    @mcardlehaslanded 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Possibly the greatest parody ever. I prefer it by miles to the original. And, I actually stopped off in Newport on my road trip through Wales entirely on the strength of this. Well done to all involved ;-)

    • @shoseki
      @shoseki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did you stay at the Premier Inn?

    • @petecoventry6858
      @petecoventry6858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice! I recently left there after years and years - it's horrible but a nice song

    • @jeanpaulsinatra
      @jeanpaulsinatra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well done to the creators for bringing tourism into Newport.
      Although really what it needs is a bigger council budget

    • @adamo1528
      @adamo1528 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's still a little bemusing to see myself in this over a decade later.

    • @geebieheebie3691
      @geebieheebie3691 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A cover of a parody is NOT a parody

  • @jeanpaulsinatra
    @jeanpaulsinatra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Ten years later, still the best thing to come out of Newport.
    Well, after the train to Bristol

    • @petecoventry6858
      @petecoventry6858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the free escape via the non tolls!

    • @Daz555Daz
      @Daz555Daz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Goldie Lookin Chain are, and will always be, the greatest thing to come out of Newport.

    • @legbonerful704
      @legbonerful704 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      why in the abosolute cuntsicles would i ever wanna go to bristol?

    • @TheSargentsam
      @TheSargentsam 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or the train to Cardiff

    • @Daz555Daz
      @Daz555Daz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Darren Winter Thank you Wikipedia.

  • @lushstudio3570
    @lushstudio3570 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    RIP to my dear childhood friend, the lady singing this part - Terema Wainwright ❤

  • @chrisdwyer1288
    @chrisdwyer1288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Every couple of months, I have to listen to this. It makes me laugh just as much as the first time. Absolute gold.

  • @aldencrabb713
    @aldencrabb713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Funnily enough, I can say hand on heart, I actually like the musicality of this parody and prefer it to the original. Great job, after all these years I still haven't tired from hearing it again and again.

    • @petecoventry6858
      @petecoventry6858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Met them once at a local fair - never got to sign her babbles lol

    • @amenaspecialist
      @amenaspecialist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed, prefer this to the original 😂

    • @johnconroy3078
      @johnconroy3078 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Couldn’t agree more ❤

  • @joannedavies2017
    @joannedavies2017 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Chips, Cheese, Curry makes you feel brand new washed down with a Special Brew” love it 😂😂😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

    • @MOGGS1942
      @MOGGS1942 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Very Dylan Thomas.

    • @redsidebiker
      @redsidebiker 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Very outer Caerphilly for fact!

  • @robinbaxter3055
    @robinbaxter3055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Controversial opinion: This is better than New York State of Mind.

    • @gchecosse
      @gchecosse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Much better. Better singing and more heart.

    • @bhavarjuna
      @bhavarjuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No controversy about it. That wishy washy bullshit from talent-vacuums Jay-Z and Alicia Keys about an overrated rat's nest has shit all on this self-aware passionate ode to one of the world's greatest cities/public toilets. This came out when I was a student at Cardiff and even in that city this was a fucking anthem to what makes the Welsh infinitely cooler than New Yorkers could ever dream of being! 🤣 TRUE TUNE!!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🚕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🤮🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🍺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🎤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿❤️

    • @chapman9230
      @chapman9230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes . Better place as well.

    • @MagicSkeleton
      @MagicSkeleton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hardly controversial.

    • @londontrada
      @londontrada 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you mean the Billy Joel song? What's that got to do with this?

  • @stephensmith799
    @stephensmith799 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    ‘Our Shopping Centre is quite new’😂

  • @AllardsLovechild
    @AllardsLovechild 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "the yin to my yang, the Craig to my Bellamy". F'in genius.

  • @sophie7488
    @sophie7488 10 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    welsh accents make every thing better

    • @RW-nr6bh
      @RW-nr6bh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A Newport accent would have been better

    • @aoibha7128
      @aoibha7128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You eejit

    • @Tigerland1962
      @Tigerland1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      tha
      ey sound thick,

  • @SeriousError
    @SeriousError 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    There are just too many good lines in this to quote a favourite. The more times I listen to it, the better it gets. Big up to Alex and Terema. The whole production is brilliant especially when you think about how serious the original takes itself. Genius.

    • @felawes
      @felawes ปีที่แล้ว

      Big leeks will ...

  • @eartheartful
    @eartheartful 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Not watched this for a while - so fantastic 'curry and chips washed down with a special brew makes me feel brand new' - never beat that for a line

  • @BWFSabian
    @BWFSabian 11 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    No matter how many times I hear Ne York State of Mind, I come back to this.. It is so well done and, in all honesty, so much better than the New York version.. I really can't see how this isn't used by the Welsh more than this..

    • @lucyt6971
      @lucyt6971 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because they would have to pay huge fees to Jayz-that's if he would even consider allowing it.

  • @ianlyddiatt5954
    @ianlyddiatt5954 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Who’s here in 2024?

    • @owenjones2263
      @owenjones2263 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Watching this, or in Newport? I mean, both in my case, at least sometimes, but still. 😂

    • @gregpeters2471
      @gregpeters2471 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yep, me too. Never get tired of it.

    • @bobfitz8553
      @bobfitz8553 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oh, me. Still fucking fantastic

    • @cjgoth3487
      @cjgoth3487 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Totally.
      Access from the A4042

  • @annattoq
    @annattoq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    This is British humour in a nutshell. Taking the piss out of authority whilst being (self-knowingly) self deprecating about ourselves.

  • @stevesobot5372
    @stevesobot5372 10 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Hilarious and brilliantly done. Hats off to the writers of the lyrics and artists who performed and produced this. Fantastic flow, excellent timing and humour. And accents!

  • @rhyshanson5378
    @rhyshanson5378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    2020 anyone during lockdown I have been listening to this song a hella lot

    • @sammoreton3723
      @sammoreton3723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fuck year

    • @ihavenolastname6314
      @ihavenolastname6314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even in the 3rd lockdown I am

    • @lex1991wales
      @lex1991wales 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep lol

    • @sean3691
      @sean3691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah mate, lockdown has done something strange to me, ive even gone through a suitcase of old photos, like im missing the past, next il be in the attic reading all the old christmas and birthday cards my mrs fckin hangs on to 😱

    • @rhyshanson5378
      @rhyshanson5378 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sammoreton3723 still is

  • @antharding
    @antharding 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This is absolute genius in all fairness. It sounds like a daft spoof at first but if you listen to all the words its incredible, very clever. Too many great lines to quote just one.

  • @BreezyE-d3n
    @BreezyE-d3n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "yes it's strange we didn't know either" lol

    • @melmel1071
      @melmel1071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thank you wikipediaaaa. such a mOod

  • @Kunard144
    @Kunard144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Love Wales, so many happy times there. Great people and scenery. This song is done so well, especially the emphasis on the lovely accents coming through.

  • @tomfox321
    @tomfox321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hands down the greatest parody of anything ever made

  • @MrMaloney010
    @MrMaloney010 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I heard New York State of Mind on the radio today, so had to look at this one again. I'm certain it was down for a while as Jay-Z or his record label complained. What ever, this is class.

    • @iamkieranm
      @iamkieranm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EMI took down the first video. Shame there's no fair use law in the UK...

    • @jonbutcher8784
      @jonbutcher8784 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      iamkieranm>> EMI took down the first video.

    • @jonesygirl1961
      @jonesygirl1961 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      iamkieranm Parodies are now legal as long as they are funny. I think this one qualifies! Always cheers me up!

    • @davesmaith4909
      @davesmaith4909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jonesygirl1961 It is legal, and this is the song that made it so

  • @theflyingmouse
    @theflyingmouse 14 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    If Alicia Keyes ever plays Newport, the whole crowd should sing this version back at her.
    Awesome parody.

  • @PoisonJellybean
    @PoisonJellybean 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    It feels weird to know that I saw this five years ago, thought "Ew" and then I ended up going to Uni in Newport and now I live there. Dx

    • @MrDayjur
      @MrDayjur 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +PoisonJellybean I hear your story , there is only one hope for you , you have to fill your car with exactly one gallon of fuel get on the m4 and head West . However far you get look for the nearest village and settle there .

    • @hsdsaunders
      @hsdsaunders 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Commiserations 😔

    • @RM-bv1xm
      @RM-bv1xm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still living there?

    • @Idintevencade
      @Idintevencade 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😬

  • @brooky1981owl
    @brooky1981owl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I absolutely love this every once in a while the original pops up on TV and I'm back here in hysterics. The lyrics are genius - especially the "There's no province finer part". Amazing!

  • @zidan1992
    @zidan1992 14 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "twinned with guangxi province in china, theres no province finer" haha

  • @connorwaites6160
    @connorwaites6160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You can’t get bored from this song
    My dad told me to listen to this in 2011 now it’s 2018 and I’m still loving it

  • @hellonpluto
    @hellonpluto 9 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    5 years on and its still awesome! So much better than j zed's version

    • @hellonpluto
      @hellonpluto 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blaze 883 goldie looking chain is a mong and cant sing for shit

    • @Bugman541
      @Bugman541 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +hellonpluto You have just made a fact.

    • @DevineChalk
      @DevineChalk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      J zed. Laughing...

    • @anneliesesmyth4226
      @anneliesesmyth4226 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes innit

    • @emilybowler3882
      @emilybowler3882 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      init. lol this is hilarious 😂😂

  • @lima1394
    @lima1394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OMFG I grew up in Newport...my hubby just sent me this..... Can't believe its the 1st time I've heard this.... Made me chuckle, nice one 😊❣️

  • @YodaOnDMT
    @YodaOnDMT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Wales:
    Especially as a Londoner, I know there's a lot of banter between England and Wales but frankly, Wales is the best part of the UK. So beautiful.
    If you want something similar in England you have to go to the shires where everyone is just snobby or north where everyone is just annoying.
    In Wales you can just chill and let your problems disappear and the locals just keep giving you new places to check out. Even Cardiff, the capital is so chilled out, it doesn't feel like a "city".

    • @gaffertaperocks
      @gaffertaperocks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not everyone in the Shires are snobby

    • @johndavies115
      @johndavies115 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Let your problems disappear because living in Wales will provide you with hell of a lot more.

    • @YodaOnDMT
      @YodaOnDMT 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      johndavies115 Like what?
      The Brecon Beacons? Symonds Yat? Waterfalls, streams, fresh air?
      I see what you mean. Wales is a shithole!

    • @johndavies115
      @johndavies115 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yoda on DMT Blaunau Gwent, Pil, Port Talbot, Merthyr Tydfil.
      I'd rather not have to choose between beauty and human contact. Although living in any of those places would make me want to cease human contact forthwith.

    • @YodaOnDMT
      @YodaOnDMT 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      johndavies115 I think you killed your own argument.
      But spend a bit of time in London and you would sell your own mother to be in a place of natural beauty, away from all humans.
      My dream is to find a place like that and go completely off grid. I've seen people that do it but I probably wouldn't survive five minutes.

  • @BWFSabian
    @BWFSabian 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I honestly still have no idea why this video isnt either BAFTA or something similar.. Why has this never been recognized anywhere else?

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good music typically isn't popular.

  • @drychaf
    @drychaf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Genius lives forever. Still bringing tears (of laughter) to my eyes.

  • @MrDayjur
    @MrDayjur 10 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I have always liked the Welsh self deprecation and humour in this song , but Terema's voice is truly better than Alicia Keys's.I am really impressed by the good musical quality here Parody yes, but high quality another big yes.

    • @cocteaufan
      @cocteaufan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      couldn't agree more - she's got an excellent voice :)

    • @MrDayjur
      @MrDayjur 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't argue with you about Newport, I think you got away with a deal on the taxi clean up mind you!

    • @sarcasticstartrek7719
      @sarcasticstartrek7719 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah, it's not.

  • @하니-y9w
    @하니-y9w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Still listening in 2019.
    This song will always make me proud of being a Newportian 😂

  • @sabiantheomnivore5592
    @sabiantheomnivore5592 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    It's been years but, still love it..

  • @fayesouthall6604
    @fayesouthall6604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’d forgotten about this and it is glorious! I’m a Newport lass.

    • @Larakinerd
      @Larakinerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, it’s quality!

  • @ivanmonyetzki9190
    @ivanmonyetzki9190 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Don't know why but this makes me proud to be from Newport

    • @JC-ou9ec
      @JC-ou9ec 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Saul Hermanis same :D

    • @harryleakey3880
      @harryleakey3880 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same Ikr

    • @MrDayjur
      @MrDayjur 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Smokeyy Tucker Only some of them.

    • @maverick619432
      @maverick619432 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Mr Monyetzki same here, Ive lived away from there for 20 years, but still love it.

    • @user-zc5ft9nw9b
      @user-zc5ft9nw9b 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am from Swansea and i love this too :-) I must play this about once every few months.

  • @Stompers1987
    @Stompers1987 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Actually prefer it to 'Empire State of Mind'

    • @BreezyE-d3n
      @BreezyE-d3n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think that's the general theme of this comment section

    • @robedwrds3879
      @robedwrds3879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All Day.....

  • @melissaking3931
    @melissaking3931 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Rest in peace beautiful terema. You will be greatly missed and loved always xx

  • @toteend1986rip
    @toteend1986rip 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Speaking as an Englishman from Bristol so only half hour from Newport, this is brilliant, he's a great rapper and the girl has a great voice and she's well lush :-)

  • @grivdon
    @grivdon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thank god this is back up!!!!!... nothing for some reason makes me as consistently happy as this video
    !

  • @malachywilde1027
    @malachywilde1027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Pure genius, best parody i've ever seen!

  • @rubikkocka4673
    @rubikkocka4673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    After all these years it’s still bloody brilliant haha

  • @jaymundo4979
    @jaymundo4979 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Frickin class! Seen it on rude tube last night and I was buzzing!

  • @kurtdaluege971
    @kurtdaluege971 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Access from the A4042.

    • @stevesobot5372
      @stevesobot5372 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Indeed, PMSL !
      Used to use that road on my Honda 50 many years ago as I wasn't allowed to use the M4.

  • @leezowers3964
    @leezowers3964 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Heard the shite new york one in Tesco and had to come home and listen to this :)

  • @scottc8904
    @scottc8904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Quite simply the best parody of all time. Magnificent!!!

  • @matthewduffell1280
    @matthewduffell1280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just watched this for the first time in about 10 years. Makes me laugh even more now than it did then :)

    • @taffwob
      @taffwob 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did the same yesterday, the missus just looked at me with her "He's off on one again" look. The dog looked a bit concerned as well.

  • @hobbscoblin1313
    @hobbscoblin1313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am on a plane to Newport JUST to meet this guy! Hells yes! Brilliant 👏 👏 👏 👏

  • @vargulavideo
    @vargulavideo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    still the best thing - cheers me up every time I pass by thanks, see you again in a few months...

  • @WiltshireHare
    @WiltshireHare หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've listened to this loads and I've only now picked up the Ryan Giggs ad lib snuck in there! Top work

  • @tvo_
    @tvo_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love this whole song and video, but the bit that cracks me up most is when the woman sits down on the bench and starts reading a magazine.

    • @janeylfoster6197
      @janeylfoster6197 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looks like it’s Liz Truss :)

    • @MOGGS1942
      @MOGGS1942 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I used to have my lunch sitting on that bench, but missed out the day they made the video. My Office was close by.

  • @spokest
    @spokest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This will never stop being better than the original

  • @davekatz3679
    @davekatz3679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ...........tom jones, steve jones, zeta jones, traffic cones, if you come to visit use the designated traffic zones.........
    Cracks me up every single time.........

  • @RockDatDubstep
    @RockDatDubstep 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Tutor showed this to the class today, pretty good.

    • @BreezyE-d3n
      @BreezyE-d3n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn, you must have a cool teacher you Cupid Stunt

  • @Flangel66
    @Flangel66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As western lad myself, I think about the line "signed a girl's babbles when I headlined at the local fair" at least twice a week.

  • @themermaidstale5008
    @themermaidstale5008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Google brought me here. Now I want to come to Newport. I had no idea the song was about Wales, I thought it was the one in New York. GENIUS!

  • @JonathanDCAllen
    @JonathanDCAllen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    still one of the best parodies I've ever heard.

  • @maximopx
    @maximopx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    still love this after listening four years.. it makes me laugh so hard.. but a pak of 16???

    • @BreezyE-d3n
      @BreezyE-d3n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shelly da Cunha used to be 16 in a pack if u bought them in a club or pub, and they were more expensive than a normal 20 pack.

  • @MOGGS1942
    @MOGGS1942 14 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The original posting had nearly 3 MILLION hits before it was pulled,arising out of complaint from a record company in U.S.A.
    I was surprised and delighted to find it here,in all it's glory.
    I live in Newport.,and I think this is brilliant.

    • @BsBucWiLD
      @BsBucWiLD ปีที่แล้ว

      12 years later, I figured out why my like wasn't on this video.

  • @brigghhtomega
    @brigghhtomega 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is pure genius. I've been listening to this parody for ages.

  • @TheCurlygirly14
    @TheCurlygirly14 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My Welsh English language & literature teacher showed this to us during a lesson 3 years ago... Good times :D This is a great parody!

  • @mrtimtremmel8465
    @mrtimtremmel8465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    was listening to the original the other day ( which i cant be arsed with) and this popped in my head..class!!

  • @indivestor
    @indivestor 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is brilliant! Seriously well done. Funny as hell lyrics and all put together really well.

  • @andyhx
    @andyhx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I fucking love this, absolutely brilliant. Played it 50 times since last week when I first heard it. Love the guy and the gal with their brilliant accents 😂😂 think I might move there, will they have me? I'm English 😮

  • @davidallen7977
    @davidallen7977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Truely Amazing. It takes a genius to come up with something like this. It's as good as the original if not better.

  • @phlarrdboi
    @phlarrdboi 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I visited NYC a couple of weeks ago and i kept belting this tune out all over the place.
    can someone hold my hair? LOVE IT

  • @Samuel-ju2rd
    @Samuel-ju2rd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yeah I'm up at Ridgeway
    Now I'm down the Moorings, right next to the Debenhams
    And I'll be Port forever
    Yes it is my lifeblood
    These streets they are a part of me
    The yin to my yang
    The Craig to my Bellamy
    Catch me in the kitchen
    I've got cheese I'm melting it
    Caerphilly, bread and ham
    Hey presto it's a Rarebit
    Head out to Caerleon
    Off-white transit
    Febreeze on the dash for the strain where my nan sits
    Out for the big one, sniffin' on the miaow miaow
    DJ on the ones and twos, spinnin' Little Bow Wow
    On the dancefloor raving, pack of 16 Benson
    Someone fighting bouncers...turns out it's Gavin Henson
    Big up to Plaid Cymru, and the Welsh Assembly
    Big up to Millennium: we don't need no Wembley
    Keep your Big Apple...
    We'll have a tangerine
    Bugger of Alicia, Shirley Bassey is our queen
    Round here we stick together
    Like birds of a feather...
    Except we're not from Chigwell...
    We're from the small Welsh town of...
    Newport
    Concrete jumble, nothing in order
    Not far from the border....
    When you're in Newport
    Chips, cheese, curry makes you feel brand new
    Washed down with a Special Brew
    Repeat the word Newport, Newport, Newport
    Catch me at Gwent Dragons in my fleece
    Watching real sport
    Shit, I make the Dragons' fleece more famous
    Than the Argonauts
    And now that I've made it here I can make it anywhere
    Signed a girl's baubles when I headlined at the local fair
    Yeah know the D to the V to the LA
    Dad said "Get a job with them ," but Swansea's too far away
    So look me up on Google -- I'm seven pages in
    Was in the local paper, Mam threw it in the bin
    She didn't see the article calling me a rap star
    Ripped it into pieces, and used it for the hamster
    Tom Jones, Steve Jones, Zeta Jones, traffic cones
    If you come and visit use the Designated Parking Zones
    There's a snooker hall, see
    But I'm not a member...
    And a lovely shopping centre opened in December
    So head over the water
    On the transporter
    Fifty for the toll booth
    Male Voice Choir singing out...
    Newport
    Twinned with Guangxi, Province in China
    There's no province finer
    Josie D'Arby's from Newport
    Yes, it's strange, we didn't know either...
    Thank you Wikipedia
    Let's say some more Newport, Newport, Newport
    One hand in the air for a taxi
    Fifty quid if you're sick on the back seat
    But all those bendy roads make me queasy...
    Can someone hold my hair?
    Everybody say...
    Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlll­lantysiliogogogoch
    Newport...
    Access from the A4042
    Traffic will enrage you
    On your way to Newport
    Our shopping centre is quite new
    Big leaks will inspire you
    Repeat to fade Newport,

    • @MOGGS1942
      @MOGGS1942 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Great job.

  • @MINISTRYOFPIPS
    @MINISTRYOFPIPS 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cheers, really enjoy this track, I keep coming back to listen to this often. Come on England ! :) Me mam is Welsh !

  • @taffwob
    @taffwob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When people learn I'm from Newport 99% of the time they say "Oh, I've been there, I had to go there to sort my passport."
    Having grown up there I thought every large town had one but it was just Newport or London. there's one in Portsmouth as well now apparently.
    One time I was in a bar in the Caribbean and a Scots bloke I was talking to picked up on my now very slight accent. "Newport, I bought a car from there years back. Do you know Honest Ken's ?"
    Typical, travel halfway around the world and get chatting to a bloke who bought a car 10 minutes from where I was brought up.

  • @helenellis6706
    @helenellis6706 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow just found this bloody lovely xxxx

  • @matryc
    @matryc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So many years and it still makes me laugh. This is waaay better than the original :D

  • @almacen2002
    @almacen2002 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Still better than the original. Anyone listening to this in 2022?

  • @eliza-dp4nq
    @eliza-dp4nq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    memorised this song for no apparent reason
    i’m not even welsh

  • @ragingpaddy506
    @ragingpaddy506 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Simply the best song parody of al time. It was criminal that back in the day this was repeatedly pulled down for copyright!

  • @eponnee
    @eponnee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    By far the best version of this ....

  • @carxcel
    @carxcel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This city is now on my “places to visit” list because of this video. 👍

  • @saintniccage2818
    @saintniccage2818 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Tom jones, steve jones, zeta jones, traffic cones

  • @TheInterestedObserver
    @TheInterestedObserver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is quite simply excellent. Very very well done.

  • @FaisalAhmed-bm4lg
    @FaisalAhmed-bm4lg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Poet and vuj sent me

  • @martinn6564
    @martinn6564 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This version never gets old

  • @leonpritchard3767
    @leonpritchard3767 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I went to Newport today......really friendly place! Love this video

    • @anneliesesmyth4226
      @anneliesesmyth4226 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yea

    • @kayayem9284
      @kayayem9284 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      some parts are. places like Ringland or Alway not so much

    • @rhys6472
      @rhys6472 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Kay Ay Em you wot fam? Ringland is the shit bruv

    • @caitthenerd7470
      @caitthenerd7470 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you, per chance, got to Newport, Isle of Wight?

    • @rhys6472
      @rhys6472 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CrazyCashGaming not that shitty newport... we're talking about the real deal here... the number one and only Newport ;)

  • @antonnicholls9169
    @antonnicholls9169 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just heard this for the first time. I grew up in Henllys not far from Newport. Brought many memories flooding back.

  • @JC-ou9ec
    @JC-ou9ec 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    im now happy since i live in newport with my older brother josh and my mum and dad

    • @ByddinRhyddidCymru
      @ByddinRhyddidCymru 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh Culverwell are you and your brother both called josh?

  • @lindalaw5466
    @lindalaw5466 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guns don’t kill people brought me here!
    An excellent rendition! Bravo! ❤

  • @charliejones3871
    @charliejones3871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Still listening to it 3/6/19

  • @thecustardprophet8434
    @thecustardprophet8434 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my, I love this....been coming back for years. Love the GLC response also.!

  • @viktoriatorno8951
    @viktoriatorno8951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Our enlish teacher showed us this (im from germany)

  • @paulgriffin3120
    @paulgriffin3120 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Apparently there’s a version about New York now!

  • @Noobie2k7
    @Noobie2k7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love how GLC aactually did a song as response to this and absolutely tore it to pieces.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought their diss track of this song was pretty unimaginative tbh

  • @jimmytgoose476
    @jimmytgoose476 ปีที่แล้ว

    A friend played me this and i loved it . About four years later i was on a site and this song i had never heard of called New York came out of a radio ....🤣🤣

  • @StuartAxe
    @StuartAxe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Terema is very easy on the eyes xx

  • @becs7474
    @becs7474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this and could listen to it everyday!!! Love it

  • @alexjasper1
    @alexjasper1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:13 "Ryan Giggs" in the background hahaha

  • @amenaspecialist
    @amenaspecialist 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man I drive around my site with this blaring and still in 2022 it’s a banger 👏

  • @krashd
    @krashd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Big leeks will inspire you, lmao!

  • @karl53133
    @karl53133 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Years on I still think this is excellent even on my phone play list... All the best