The Sickest BURNS in Xenoblade Chronicles 3

Here are the sickest burns in Xenoblade Chronicles 3, I will be making a part 2 of course, so don't worry some of your favourites burns will be included at some point!
Enjoy!
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[@MrMarvell]

Spoon is still my favourite 😆

[@MrMarvell]

​@*Angel* Yt Its a another word for idiot, a very funny word for idiot

[@kirbyofthestars_shiver]

Actually the video's photo is really funny 🤣🤣

[@magicalduckye2356]

@@MrMarvell I hate to do this to you Arthur, but SPOOOOOON!

[@kirbyofthestars_shiver]

Eunie always steals the screen always

[@misterpayah7723]

Of course this is basically a Eunie highlight reel. I don't know what I was expecting.

[@sailiealquadacil1284]

Well, statistically, Lanz swears more than she does.

[@acedelta12]

Wrong

[@asprinjuice425]

You forgot the best one, where Riku says “This why Kite always runner up in life. No one take serious with hopeless second best attitude.”

[@franticfranz22]

The Eunie with Ashera moments and the Bitchqueen Ghondor shenanigans always crack me up.

[@July-gj1st]

Jesus Christ Valdi was unknowingly a savage to Alexandria. She talks earlier about how they were utterly defeated by Colony 30 and how it was their biggest disgrace and Valdi here is like "I don't even know who you are".

[@BlueV205]

If you talked to one of the NPCs after Alex's Ascension Quest, it's revealed that Colony Iota's defeat is because of Valdi's Levnises going haywire during a test and went on a rampaging spree. So Valdi was not even aware of the attack at all.

[@July-gj1st]

@@BlueV205 Oh I know this. But this is exactly what I meant. For Iota that was a huge event: They lost miserably. For colony 30 it was like "oops, the Levnises went haywire, well whatever." and then when Valdi is confronted about it he doesn't even know who she is or what she's talking about.

[@ag9953]

I love the fact that Alexandria nurtured a massive grudge against Valdi for years and Valdi didn't even know who the fuck she is.

[@KudaGeatsune3821]

Eunie master of the burn
Cusser Supreme
And just honestly the best

[@hamsterman5735]

GHONDOR: WHAT'S MY NAME? AHH AIN'T MY NAME! MY MAMA DIDN'T NAME ME AHH!

[@LiamGers-cx1kn]

1:20 I don’t know why, but Eunie’s deadpan expression really gets me.

[@Ruby-2140]

I wanna see just how many videos you can make about the burns in this game. So many good ones too. Also Eunie’s da bus!

[@MrMarvell]

At least 3 I reckon 😆

[@antoniofernandez7324]

Poor Valdi, he’s just not good at remembering names 😂

[@MK73DS]

Poor Vladi indeed...

[@ananassharikopodshipnikovi9308]

Just like me...

[@MrMarvell]

There will be more than one part of the sickest burns by the way 😁

[@Justforvisit]

Of course half of these were on Eunie, why am I not surprised?

[@FIamestalker]

Riku destroying Kite better be in this

[@MrMarvell]

I know which moment you're takking about but when does it happen, during an ascension quest? Not sure I've got that recorded

[@FIamestalker]

@@MrMarvell Zeon's recuitment heroquest i think

[@robomen123]

@@FIamestalker yup, you right?

[@MrMarvell]

@@FIamestalker Damn, I think I remember playing that one when I was on holiday so didn't record it. The only ones in the threatre are the proper cutscenes, so that's a shame.

[@1Thunderfire]

"Kite biggest joker of all!"

[@rubenlima7311]

Does anyone know what "peng on a levnis" means ? cuz I have no idea 😂

[@nathanblackburn1193]

Well Peng's are an enemy from Xenoblade 2, they're small birds found in Tantal but other than that I have no clue

[@xharhin1873]

I think it's an idiom to mean something ridiculous or something like that, since it is pretty ridiculous for a peng to be using a levnis

[@FIamestalker]

I've heard it compared to the phrase "Christ on a bike", which a phrase used to express surprise, shock or frustration about a person or event. Peng on a Levnis is used in a similar context in the game so it could be possible, and its just a silly a phrase as Christ on a bike

[@BlueEyedVibeChecker]

A bit like "Queens beans!" really innit?
Just one of those things.

[@lukedelameter7961]

Another gem from Fiona’s Ascension Quest is when Taion advises that Colony Mu put their heads together, and then takes a shot at Lanz “Although putting your head with this one might have some adverse effects.”

[@mikeAustinstonecold]

is this the roosted video?

[@jamieestel3839]

people still sleeping on zeon's "you gained a way with words. i see. so people can change."

[@AlexanderDraws5064]

“Now Riku really worried.”
That had me laughing playing the game

[@derginadaydream]

*ambitious goal for grease monkey.*

[@Tonjit41]

D E E P L Y U N C O O L

[@tirzahroseroot]

As much as people hate on Shania, I can understand her reasoning. Doesn’t make it an excuse for her to act that way.

[@gooddoggo2831]

I mean I get what they were trying to do with her but in my opinion it feels like she had plenty of supportive people even ghondor tells her to be herself and her father supports her art and ghondor also enjoys that art. The biggest negative influence is her mother which makes some sort of sense until you notice the complete lack of screen time her mother gets

[@alexemp6201]

2:33 this ain't fair man...

[@endame90]

The last one 😂

[@jordanbrammer6610]

6:30

[@planetary-rendez-vous]

Ghondor's sentences read like a fanfic, that's so funny.

[@acedelta12]

Alexandria bad