Nothing like an episode with the boys on a Thursday before Friday! Took the day off so makes it even better. Gonna go hop in my car, get an iced coffee, and slam my foot on the gas.
Thank god this pod dropped, I almost started swinging for the fences (closing my eyes, letting my foot drop on the pedal, and steering into a family of 4)
thank u for this guys the guided meditation was the calmest i’ve every been and right before that i was the angriest i had ever been about to run a family of 5 in a 2003 ford escape off the road into a bridge support but the meditation calmed me to a level i’ve never been i think they still hit the bridge support i wasn’t looking but i heard it and a couple other crashes but it calmed me down and i feel way better now
he left home at 30, Liam. Nobody's interpretation is that he aged many years during his baptism. If that were the case, his brother James and cousin John would not be the ages they were. Sorry for any typos, I'm writing this comment while barrelling down the highway at 120.
Emily is my fav person (sigma btw) on this podcast, I laugh out loud every time she gets put down cause its so ironic (btw im a single and emotionally unavailable) shes so funny and candid and never takes a joke too far unlike SOMEONE (looking at you wiam) Also love the pod, found a picture that looks like liam (jason statham)
When I was around 13, I went to a theater with my younger brother who was 9, and he ran ahead into the theater, so I went in to where I thought he was sitting, stepped in the isle and said "move butthead!" so I could sit in the middle and a man who was NOT my brother said "sure, sorry" and moved his legs over, and I was so embarrassed I just continued into the isle and I didn't apologize or say anything. Yeah... anyway here's Wonderwall.
⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Cold... Cold... Cold." a word that rung in my ears and shivered through each disc of my spine from the moment I walked into Blandino's establishment. The utter sensation I felt in "his" presence was one unknown to the sheer nature of mankind, yet it was an oddly familiar feeling in all of the worst ways. As I approached the daunting counter to place my order, I could hear the shrieks and croaks echoing in the back, and I swear that every time I faced the other customers at their tables, they froze, only making movements when I looked away. The only way I can even attempt to describe it is by comparing it to a hive mind, with only Blandino controlling the thoughts and actions of everyone, perfectly eradicating the free-will of God's beloved creation. Finally, I stood to take my order, and the appearance of the lifeless devil-incarnate stood infront of me, completely obstructing my vision of the illuminated TV menu hanging from the ceiling. My strength depleting rapidly, my core tightening, my consciousness dwindling, the only words that could escape in the breath of my cold lips were "pepᵖᵉʳᵒⁿⁱ...". The world stood still... It was as if many millennia had gone by in mere milliseconds. He only pointed to a shiny-sticky table near the entrance with his gray, dead, shriveled hands. I inched my way over and grabbed a seat, promptly waiting about 4 or 5 minutes before the owner brought out my grub. He breathed down my neck and had the most unnerving grin as I ate, repeatedly muttering the word “good”. He also dabbed all the pizza sauce off the corners of my lips with a crusty napkin whenever he got the chance, which I can clearly tell he enjoyed. Overall, the service was quick and the food was great. Nothin beats a hot and fresh slice from the family-favorite Blandino's with their perfectly crunchy crust. Great cheese to sauce ratio too! Though everything was top-tier from the service to unmatched pepperoni pizza, the only complaint I have is that there weren't any of those little shakers w/ the little brownish-red spicy things, which unfortunately bumps it down to 4 stars. Other than that, everything was beyond great, definitely recommend (tho I prontly wouldn’t go after nightfall)👍 Thanks Blandino's!
I finally thought of an original character what u guys think? Name: Eddie Rockslide. He’s just a really bad rock climbing instructor. I can’t decide which is a funnier scenario though, him asking all his students for dry chalky handjobs to “work on grip strength”, Or him just always killing his students via rockslide because he’s incompetent.
one of his students falls, and he claims the only way to check and see if they're going to come to is a rough chalky handjob- if they sleep though that, they'll be out for... until someone medically intervenes
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The jaws music just started playing in my head
@@finpray9575 WE LOVE YOU
Driving on the 91 and saw a multiple car pile up… so happy to see others enjoying the pod. You guys are killing it
Damn dude that sucks. Are you okay??
@@shawndonq135they’re fine it’s just a form of meditation
Liam looks like a blind saxophone player from the 70’s named Baxter Dupree
10/10
He looks like Todd howards younger cooler brother.
It looks like his hair has migrated specifically to the back of his head which the hat hides
This is the last video I’m watching before my beheading at noon. Absolutely gut-wrenching listen. Thanks boys 🙏
I saw Emily kick a homeless dude down on Venice - she stole his 7/11 slushie
Then poured lean into it. Yeah she sips.
Binder blast
Emileeeaaaannnn💜💜💜💜💜
Classic Binder
Someone got Binder'd
I really liked the part where Will sang psalms and Emily caught on fire and started screaming and clawing her scaly obsidian tentacles
Just saw Liam at the airport in turkey, fresh scars on his chin. So excited for the new facial hair to come in bro!!
That last character was hilarious
Why does Liam look like one of the three blind mice in this episode? 😂
He actually does though
Oh my god that last sketch was gold. “Prolly” my favorite
prontly my favorite yeah
It's really cool how you guys are sticking with a segment that the audio listeners have a tough time enjoying. Love it
Cry
Just watch it then, clown. Don’t complain about self-rectifiable non-issues.
Take your eyes off the damn road then idiot
Last day at the hospital with my new son, so thankful to have this excuse to finally close my eyes and give up on everything for an hour.
Congrats man
They all hit the pen. Only answer for the glasses.
Being raised Catholic this cured my childhood traumas, thank you!
(The trauma was he had to go to church)
@@bullivonnope raped by priest
@@bullivonmany such cases
When my mom makes me go to Sunday school one time so I become an anarcho-satanist
Liam looks like one of the three blind mice
Emily's reactions during the bachelorette skit were so funny.
Emily gettin too comfy showing up to work in her PJs
Do we really mind brother?
@@mellowyellow5427 tbh we don't
You mean her melon hangers?
I’ll only complain when she starts wearing the Walmart Cookie Monster pjs
I love this show. Momentarily my brain stops feeling like boiling water for this single hour
Liam and Angus: *tell a story about something that happened to them*
Emily: "has that ever happened to you?"
Nothing like an episode with the boys on a Thursday before Friday! Took the day off so makes it even better. Gonna go hop in my car, get an iced coffee, and slam my foot on the gas.
Best Christian podcast on the internet! Stay blessed brothers 🙏🏼
Three blind mice pod
Everyone was so great in the characters segment
I was considering doing harm to myself and others but you guys calmed me down. Really cool pod!
Thank god this pod dropped, I almost started swinging for the fences (closing my eyes, letting my foot drop on the pedal, and steering into a family of 4)
thank u for this guys the guided meditation was the calmest i’ve every been and right before that i was the angriest i had ever been about to run a family of 5 in a 2003 ford escape off the road into a bridge support but the meditation calmed me to a level i’ve never been i think they still hit the bridge support i wasn’t looking but i heard it and a couple other crashes but it calmed me down and i feel way better now
“What do you need my phone for?”
“to add myself to your family group chat“ 🤣🤣🤣
I wonder if angus knows that will and rusty do a whole segment on “am I the asshole”
Will just busting out the flawless latin tho
I can’t listen to this at work, my coworkers will think I’m autistic
Something kinda funny about the code:beers for better help lmao
"thanks for listening.. sorry I wore shorts." 😂 These guys got it
Better Help sponsoring this show has to be an oversight in their AD department
Praying that Liam heals from his hypertrichosis!
he left home at 30, Liam. Nobody's interpretation is that he aged many years during his baptism. If that were the case, his brother James and cousin John would not be the ages they were. Sorry for any typos, I'm writing this comment while barrelling down the highway at 120.
The best rocket money ad I have ever experienced
Prontly wainted all week fer this
27:58 Emily absolutely destroyed the boys with that roast I’m laughing so hard omg
never a better day than thursday, swear im not a bot and love you boys. prontly da best angus character
_"I got so drunk i forgot to feed my dog for 3 days? whut.."_ 😂
why does listening to this podcast while driving with my eyes closed tight lowkey feel illegal?
The meditations are the only thing that’s been getting me laid lately haha
how does that work
Saluting y’all as a fellow catholic school survivor
Dude that meditation was legitimately beautiful
That intro has to be one of the top ones yet. Holy shit Liam 😂😂
”Tread lightly J” is absolutely unhinged from Liam 46:04
46:02 i waited 30 seconds to hear it lol
These meditations help me get through a kooky day.
Liam looks like the twin brothers from Alice in wonderland
Emily is my fav person (sigma btw) on this podcast, I laugh out loud every time she gets put down cause its so ironic (btw im a single and emotionally unavailable) shes so funny and candid and never takes a joke too far unlike SOMEONE (looking at you wiam)
Also love the pod, found a picture that looks like liam (jason statham)
Probably the best podcast intro in history
When I was around 13, I went to a theater with my younger brother who was 9, and he ran ahead into the theater, so I went in to where I thought he was sitting, stepped in the isle and said "move butthead!" so I could sit in the middle and a man who was NOT my brother said "sure, sorry" and moved his legs over, and I was so embarrassed I just continued into the isle and I didn't apologize or say anything. Yeah... anyway here's Wonderwall.
i feel like wearing sunglasses to watch this indoors is a must.
This is the best pod EVER! "Put the phone down!!"
I’m currently operating a 720 X SS Convertible Excavator and I think imma close my eyes and meditate to the pod, thank you Gus and Liam
Did not prepare for Liam’s legs this week.
I can't tell if Emily is making a joke but we love you Emily!
Looking at Liam’s legs burned my eyes more than staring into the solar eclipse for ten minutes
Funniest episode in a while, the characters were on point lmao.
I'm sure Will would've thought of that enlightenment quote on his own if he just tried a little while
Great video thank you
nothing like triggering my catholic trauma at 8am on a thursday
unironically the meditation segment was relaxing
Another Cullagh Classic! This dude is unbelievable!
Just what the bugs needed
i was NOT expecting such a high-energy character after will said "imma do my character and then let's get the fuck out of here"
Watching this from union college and feeling inspired
wonderful way to start the morning
⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Cold... Cold... Cold." a word that rung in my ears and shivered through each disc of my spine from the moment I walked into Blandino's establishment. The utter sensation I felt in "his" presence was one unknown to the sheer nature of mankind, yet it was an oddly familiar feeling in all of the worst ways. As I approached the daunting counter to place my order, I could hear the shrieks and croaks echoing in the back, and I swear that every time I faced the other customers at their tables, they froze, only making movements when I looked away. The only way I can even attempt to describe it is by comparing it to a hive mind, with only Blandino controlling the thoughts and actions of everyone, perfectly eradicating the free-will of God's beloved creation. Finally, I stood to take my order, and the appearance of the lifeless devil-incarnate stood infront of me, completely obstructing my vision of the illuminated TV menu hanging from the ceiling. My strength depleting rapidly, my core tightening, my consciousness dwindling, the only words that could escape in the breath of my cold lips were "pepᵖᵉʳᵒⁿⁱ...". The world stood still... It was as if many millennia had gone by in mere milliseconds. He only pointed to a shiny-sticky table near the entrance with his gray, dead, shriveled hands. I inched my way over and grabbed a seat, promptly waiting about 4 or 5 minutes before the owner brought out my grub. He breathed down my neck and had the most unnerving grin as I ate, repeatedly muttering the word “good”. He also dabbed all the pizza sauce off the corners of my lips with a crusty napkin whenever he got the chance, which I can clearly tell he enjoyed. Overall, the service was quick and the food was great. Nothin beats a hot and fresh slice from the family-favorite Blandino's with their perfectly crunchy crust. Great cheese to sauce ratio too! Though everything was top-tier from the service to unmatched pepperoni pizza, the only complaint I have is that there weren't any of those little shakers w/ the little brownish-red spicy things, which unfortunately bumps it down to 4 stars. Other than that, everything was beyond great, definitely recommend (tho I prontly wouldn’t go after nightfall)👍
Thanks Blandino's!
I almost read this
I finally thought of an original character what u guys think?
Name: Eddie Rockslide. He’s just a really bad rock climbing instructor.
I can’t decide which is a funnier scenario though, him asking all his students for dry chalky handjobs to “work on grip strength”,
Or him just always killing his students via rockslide because he’s incompetent.
one of his students falls, and he claims the only way to check and see if they're going to come to is a rough chalky handjob- if they sleep though that, they'll be out for... until someone medically intervenes
The sunglasses so you don’t actually have to look is iconic
Damn, okay Binder 🌶️
This episode is my 13th reason, keep it up guys!
listened to the audio earlier and came to check the fits. Liam looks so cool just tossing a baseball around. Gonna steal that move.
Yo these guys are funny as fuck they should do a podcast together maybe
I saw Gus vaporize an old woman and her dog with his eyes yesterday, cool dude.
perfect, I was just about to drive
Bless you Will and your beautiful windpipes
was 100% waiting for the plane bit to end with a particular tower joke
Angus sorta gives me the vibe that he’s going to jump in front of my car in a busy intersection, rip my guts out and run off on all fours
Binder knows where the tunnels are, it's just an industry secret.
The last character was the best character yet omfg
OJ Simpson just died of cancer. Thanks for the new pod boys!
Damn emily has fucking canons I just realized
She has khazar milkers
Happy easter guys 😊
Very fun episode
Please tell me why this was the greatest intro ever lol got me crying 3 minutes in
I actually did listen to this one while driving to work, it did not make me want to get out of my car and go inside tho
emily's acting is suddenly incredible ily girl
Antisemitism didn't exist in my body until I watched this podcast, thanks Em
If the person that designed the shirt gets a royalty I’ll buy one
thanks
We might have lost OJ, but I know he's watching this episode in hell with a smile on his face.
Damn Emily really went full LA with that fit
Diving through a school zone with your eyes closed going 80kpm rn on god frfr
i love how accurate Emily was as a dead body going through rigamortis
the last character is a classic already
Loved the hot rod reference Liam
I’ll never look into the eyes of a lover again after Liam’s legs blinded me in frame 1 of this ep
Man this episode was rough! I made it maybe an hour in before I had to tune out 😢
Liam’s ant clouds is still the best and now will gets second place in my book 😭
Love the Hot Rod reference Liam
These guys look like they make mean margaritas!