The Funniest Twitter Stories!
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I totally respect the random girl at the gym who tried to protect the other girl. We all have each other's backs!
But I have a fear that if I do it she’ll be like, “Uh who the hell are you getcho ass away from me!” *-slap-*
I was minding my own business when I heard two people talk
Daniel: think of a better word than annoying
Girl: Daniel
I’m still crying of laughter 😂😂🙈
😂😂😂
This made my day
I just straight up told my grandma that I'd do the dishes if I could stay home. I'm staying home.
Luna Night your picture make my cringe abit and where did you even get that?
clorox bleach your profile is LITERALLY
*CLOROX BLEACH*
*you cannot be talking*
Luna Night :O Markiplier!
Luna Night lol 😂
clorox bleach omg you pic is soooooo weird
YESSSS! 1,012th!!!
BETCHA YOU’VE NEVER GOTTEN THAT! 😂😂😂
Emma Steckly DAM IT!!!!!
actually i have
Emma Steckly I've passed that cause I'm watching this the next day XD
64,384th YAY!!
I've passed it because I'm watching this 1 year late
Okay so I have a twitter story! So I had a fanboy mutual who likes the same celebrities that I do. But he was a catfish. So I and bunch of other ppl tried to expose him but he blocked us. I ended up making a video about him and he ended up deactivating his twitter 😂😂
Deejay Combs
HIGH FIVE MAH BROSKI!!!
✋
Kyutie you are amazing!!! Keep up the good work! Your almost at 3 million cuties!^_^
Any story with a kid in it is always to savage 😂
The baby one is so cute~ :3
My stories:
This one was a year ago:
*I We ordered Pizza and my friends came over. The pizza man knocked on the door. He told us to watch out coz there was a strange man on the loose who was mad and was shooting random people and the police haven't found him yet. WE WERE TERRIFIED because it was a nice sunny day and we were gonna go to the park. Thn we went because we forgot about it and when we were there, everyone was quite and calm and walking around or having fun. When we got home, we realised....*
*IT WAS APRIL FOOLS DAY!!* 😂
LOL
Here is another which happened recently:
Me and my family were out at this big park as it was the holidays and we were bored. There was this old lady who was playing with her dog. He came running towards used and started to chase my brother. My Bro RAN and RAN but he fell in the mud. The dog stopped and went back to its owner. The owner was so sorry. She said that the dog thought that he was playing. The next thing you know, be comes chasing after me! I *SCREAMED* but I didn't run so luckily nothing happened to me.
It was then we realised....
*He had a ball in his mouth!!!* 😂
Random kid”my friends need to know they’re dumb”
Me”lol”
Watching Kyutie's videos always make my day better 💕
The club penguin one is so me LOL
That girl helping out the other when she thought the first one was getting hit on by a pervert:
FRIENDSHIP GOALS
For the first one, I saw it on twitter with my mom and said haha look at this, she responds with “what? Everyone does love her.” And pointed to my dog She is just too obsessed with the dog she basically didn’t want until we got her.
You're so close to 3 million! Keep up the good work!
I've been crying for at least 2 hours and then I saw you posted, i watched the video❤ Thank you, you are the best. I swear j will watch your videos until you stop posting!❤💓💗💖
Im 58 place yaaay
It’s not a race
olivia hart i know im just saying to let you know 😟
hamsterdan fan club i was just triyng to make friends but scince nobody belives me then im a jerk.i just wanna be a cool kid but i just cant im a stupid girl thats lonley
😦😯😟😔😧💓💔💔💔💔💔🤕
So please stop...im just saying cause im excitet cause its my first time.....(sorry for the bad English)
3:14 literally thought about Jake, Alyssa and Erica lmao
Hi kyutie your amazing i love your channel and videos so much :) ♡♡
I was just watching one of your videos and then I got the notification that you posted. I almost broke a nail trying to tap the notification😂😂💞
Samaia Reid sameeeeee 😂😂
1:41 I KNOW THAT FEELING ITS SOOO ADORABLEEEEE
HERE b4 1k VIEWS!! YAY
LOVE U KYUTIE
Omg!! Her makeup had me *SHOOK*
the dog food one made me laugh 😂😂😂
This was so funny. Keep up the good work kyutie xxxx
Early sort of HAVE A GREAT DAY OR NIGHT
Aww this is so cute
Love ur vids kyutie
"love yourself" A.R.M.Y ALERT!
Yayyyyyy cutest youtuber ever! I love your content! You are probably the best TH-camr ever
I remember when club penguin was everything! Younger generations will never know the epicness of club penguin
Last time I tried to pretend sick to not go to school.i puked in my dad's bed.....i never pretended to be sick a gain lol
Oh god Twitter..what is next...SNAPCHAT?! FACEBOOK?! KYUTIE.WE MUST SAVE TWITTER FROM LIES.
Kyutie you make my day when you post a video
0:33 damn now that is next level savage
Hey I love this vid keep doing more!!!! love u Kyutie
Hi Ellen! I just wanted to say that you are super Kyute 😝. You literally look amazing in hats 🧢! I ❤️ you so much, you’re super funny and you always make me happy!
#EarlySquad #KyutieFan
I luv u kyutie UwU u make me happy
oh my lmao, that granny tho, hahah.
Kyutie finds everything cute that its cute
Love yah kyutieee!!! ❤️ 💗❤️🌙
Yellow er'body. I liked this concept for a video, amazing vid. Kyutie!! Plz do it again
*fangirls* KYUTIE POSTED!!!!
Omg the Erica one tho🤣
3:10 lmao my name is Erica. Kinda feel bad rn HAHAHA
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”The man says, “All right, all right. I’m dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?”The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.”The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.”The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.”The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?”The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.The man demands the key to the stone door.The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.”The man is relieved to no end.He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.But I can't tell you because you're not a monk.
ILY KYUTIE
you should make a vlog video or a get ready with me
early love you kyutie your videos are super good
Today I subscribed! this channel is amazing
The siblings fighting one reminded me of two of my friends, who’s argument went like this (I’m going to call them E and T for privacy, E is the girl and T is the boy, they were trying to use old fashioned words)
E: Henceforth I am better than you, and death should embrace you!
T: Curses! Curses on you and your whole family - wait shit no that’s not-
E: ahahahaha you are my family idiot!
(She wasn’t really wishing death on him, they are super overdramatic)
Love you Kyutie💕💕
Love you Ellen! 💖✨
I was watching one of your videos when i got the notification😂😂😂
Love you Kyutie❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Might try the radiator one
You're almost 3m! 💜💜💜
I LOVE YOUR CONTENT ELEN
GET THOSE 22k MORE SUBS GURL
Kyuite is amazing ily
I love this channel so much.
*_Kyutie is the BEST_* ❤
Your my favorite TH-camr!!
Love it btw you made me tell my crush I like him
You have a great soul❤️Love you you’re so kind❤️
love you ellen💜💜
First I love you kyutie
ThePlebbyPotato I am called potato at school bc people can't say my real name
Mark Tatum yes I was but my comment is at the top cause it’s highlighted
Jachery for ever people call me potato but they can say my name
Love you ellen!!!!
This made my day. 😊😂😂
i love all of those
Your one of my favorite youtubers 🙂
"You should go and love yourself"
1025th and only posted three minutes ago yay, so this is what it feels like to be early!
Kyutie is so cute! ❤
If only we could pay with Barbie credit cards bc damn life would be easy.
I like the first one too. Lol
Love you so much and your videos
I figured out today I made my 100th birthday. That time flies. Wonder how my ancestors are doing?
You read it so fast 😂😂❤️❤️❤️
Hi Kyutie love ur content
One of the first ones!!
Nice background girl!
Pretty funny stories!
Obsessed
Early! Love you Ellen! 💕
Before 200 likes im soo HAPPY YAAAAY!!!!!!
Thank god I ain't dating someone 😂😂😂
I don't get how kids pretend to be sick :0
Cause if I would try to pretend to be sick I would take medicine like THATS NOT HEALTHY
Love ya ❤️
My funny story:I was waiting for the TV Chanel to change (because my dad hade the remote) i thought about my friend Evie and Baylee,I almost Screamed when I said this “CAN BAYLEE SPEND THE NIGHt ?then that was a dream I woke up my mom said can Baylee have a sleepover here Yes ask you Dad if it’s okay okay I did he said yes But idk if Baylee can 😂😂😂
I loved this :D
Kyutie is amazing!JamesxKyutie
So cute ellen❤
I LOVE YOU!!💕💕💜
kyutie = funny and cute
Kyutie(ellen) u look pretty as always
Ive seen all of these already
Hi kyutie I love you
IM DIEING
You should make your videos longer, you Dont have to if you don't want to.But I love your videosssss 💕