GIRL THINKS SHE IS PREGNANT WITH BABY JESUS
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LIFE HACK: fake being pregnant to go on doctor Phil and be famous = profit$$$$
😂😂😂
Lol..... can u Make a part 2 plz
SSSniperWolf HAHAHAHA
Lmao
Brb. Just going to get a lot of food... for no reason...
“I’m pregnant”
“OMG who is the dad?!”
“Last week’s Taco Bell”
Dang last weeks Taco Bell I took a big...
@@Jbone_8910 lol
Lol
Lol 😆
Lol
Friends: “oh who’s the father”
Her:”the burger I had for dinner”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
LMAOO😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When she was hitting the table I started laughing hysterically.
Jayla Boss Lol 😂
Me too 🤣🤣
Jayla Boss same
She is not pregnant
Same
THAT LOOK SHE GAVE TO THE DOCTOR AFTER HE SAID SHE WASNT PREGNANT
I’m scared for the doctor
Her: I'm pregnant with baby jesus
Me: your pregnant with a burger
I think with more than one burger xd
LOLOLO
Exactly
that funny
Hahahaha that's funny 😂 😂😂😂
guys she is pregnant...
With baby burger King.
Alexis uvalle I know write girl
Lmao 🤣
Alexis uvalle you cured my depression
Lol😂
I literally had something like this a month ago, but no one likes!
“All I saw was blood” wow it’s like every girl goes through that
Lol has she never had a period before? Bc if not how would she even be able to have said baby Jesus? XD
She is pregnant with twins the names are burger and fries
The twins are named BigMac and Whopper.
LOL
LMAO yup 😂
Known a
That is so funny
Her: THERE👏IS👏NO👏WHATIF👏I👏AM👏PREGNANT👏 and it’s baby Jesus😏
Me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
XD
Gacha Life THERE👏IS👏NO👏WHAT👏IF👏SHE👏IS👏CRAZY
THERE👏 IS👏 NO👏 WHAT👏 IF 👏SHE👏 IS👏 CRAZY👏
And it is a fact ^^
No seriously, I just think she is extremely delusionnal, not crazy.
She seriously needs help.
Oof
XD
Girl: I took six urine pregnancy tests, and they all came back negative.
Me: *hysterical laughter*
"IT HAS TO BE JESUS!"
Lol why would you think your pregnant if you have six negative tests lol 😝 XD
“My son is my savior”
Loooolllllll
Same
"I took 6 McDonalds tests" they all came back positive😂
a
“ I sat on the toilet and blood came out 😭”
it’s called a period sis.
Yuppie
i know,it hurts like h3ll to get cramps😭 "i sat on the toilet and blood came out" miss gurl you have something called a period
*whatever you do do wear white pants or jeans*
👇👇
@@familyfamily2375 no white stuff that stains where black and dark blue trust me from experience!
@@familyfamily2375 but you're right about the Jean
Girl :Blood was coming out...
Me: That's your period honey
Lol
I know
Nobody like cause it's perfect now
Lol
Exactly why I hate being a chick sometimes 😂
maybe she just watched hercules and then the next day she woke up with this “bump” and thought “OH WOW I’M PREGNANT WITH BBY JESUS” 🤦♀️🥴
Woah- ;-;
Meh cat when she wants attention
Nice try but no
Hahaha ture 🤣🤣😂😆
lol
*I love HOW SHE KNOWS that it's a boy even THOUGH she didn't check?*
“That’s what my stomach looks like after burger and fries”
Baby Cheesus
LMAOOOOOOOO
Hahhahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahhahaha
Loll
Lollllll
LMAO
Hayley’s mom: “What’s the gender of my grandchild?” Hayley: Double chocolate cake
@Sophia LeRoux 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s a big maybe
Sophia LeRoux LMAO 😂
Double chocolate cake sounds good
LOL
“I’m pregnant”
“ with who”
“Macdonald’s and fries”
😹😹😹😹😂🤣🤣😂😹😹🤣😂😆
Yeahh
Hahah
Yeah hahhahahahah
Lol😆😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹😹 I have the same phone
WoW
Yes that made me laugh
“I’m pregnant!!”
“Congrats! what’s the babys name?”
“Taco Bell”
“THERE 👏🏻IS 👏🏻NO 👏🏻WHAT 👏🏻IF.
I am pregnant..
and it’s BABY JESUS.”
Her name isn’t even Mary... lol
She's pregnant with baby Burger King LOL!
🤣🤣
*MoOd*
she sounded like Bhad Bhabie when she said this XD
Doctor: Were where you when you found out you were pregnant?
Her: McDonalds
XD
Where were* lol plot twist it was actually BORUTO TRUCK
Hahah
Switch were and where🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Her: blood came out
Me:that's your freaking period honey
Lol
Also known as something u only get if u ain't preggers!!!!
Lol that's what I thought when she said that
😂😂😂😂
Yup
the people who do the captions for these need a raise fr
“omg i get a miscarage too, like EveRy MonTh“ IM DYING 😭😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 guess we all do 😂😂💀
Omg ME TOO💀💀💀
Don't we all?
Yeah me too 😂😂😂😂🤪
miscarriage
“OMG I’m pregnant”
“but who’s the father”
“Last nights big double cheeseburger and fries”
When is the marage
Between the girl and fast food.
And that Big Mac and whopper with nuggets
Copycat
💀 😭
this girl is a copycat
Her: “know it’s Jesus”
Me: “I know it’s 500 Big Macs”
10:56 her " all that came out was blood
me "IT'S CALLED A FREAKING PERIOD"
Me: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
J
You smart
Did Jesus come out, yet? 2023
lol
Idk
Did Jesus come out yet? 2024😂
Why she smack da table like dat doe??!😂😂
Kai Tovek Kavari she got some sass there oof
Hayden Trinh she do😂
Kai Tovek Kavari
RIP table 2018-2018 punched to death by lady thinking shes preg with Jesus
Kai Tovek Kavari idk
Poor table
SHE IS PREGNANT WITH= 50 double cheese burger. She needs a DIET COKE!!!
Maybe its called going to the toilet...
OMG wat is her problem !!😂😂
Hahhahahahahahaahahaahahahahahaahahhahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahab
True
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Doctors telling her the news: “ma’am congratulations it’s 2 bean burritos!!!”
Lol
Hahahhahha good one
There’s no baby Jesus but there sure is a baby McDonald😅
Her: The baby is JESUS
Me: The baby is called
*Food*
I'M HAVING A FOOD BABY
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahahaha
Agreed 🤣🤣
@@Gaby-rm5te same
?!
“I am pregnant! And it is......”
A burrito 🌯
iiCUPCAKEii holy crap I’m dying
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A food bebe
Hahaha
Hahaha!!!!!
Doctor: There's no baby.
Me: I bet he became invisible.
Also me: *Wheezing*
Haha
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLllllllllllllllLLLLLLLLllLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Woman:THERE IS NO WHAT IF I AM PREGNAT
Father: Gordon Ramsay
“My baby kicked me” ITS CALLED A STOMACH *COUGH* ACHE IM SORRY I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER 😂😂😂😂😂
Same😂😂😂
Plop
Me too same😂😂😂😂
Girl: Am I pregnant?
Doctor: No your just fat. Yup look at that food baby.
Mmmhm!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Armyyyyyyyy!! 😜😜
Oh yeah this Lil girl that's 15 yrs old said,"Oh yeah everyone look at me! I'm pregnant with baby Jesus!!" Other ppl: Yo girl you just fat! Look Lil girl that thinks she's pregnant,if you take a pregnant text and it says not pregnant then you not pregnant.
Imagine a couple years later her kids see this video and think she's a psychopath lol
and never ever want her to be there mom xD
I wonder what her kids names wiould be 😂
Who in the hell would marry her anywayz
@@hrairsarian6598 LOL not me!
@@milkiewai8553 Cheese and Sus
She is pregnant with twins and they are named Big Mac and large fry.😂
Girl: "I hAvE rArE bLoOd TyPe.." Me: "Yea, that rare blood type is stupidy.."
Unfortunately it's not that rare 😔
Lol
With 2021 its not really rare
@Louise Calle Huddleson there is an actual option to @ someone
@Louise Calle Huddleson not trying to be mean but the rest of us didn’t have to know that...
Girl: ITS JESUS!
Doctor: It's not Jesus.
Girl: THEN WHAT IS IT?
Doctor: 100 Restaraunts😂😂😂
😂
XD
🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Doctor: "Your child has been born!"
Crazy Girl: "Baby Jesus! My savior!"
Doctor: "Huh? This isn't baby Jesus. It's a Big Mac!"
LOL YAS
😂😂😂
Lmaoo!
Mythical Meow lol
Lmao!
I laughed on how she were just putting her shirt up and petting her stomatch for no reason- LOL
Yeah
Same
Ya
✪true haha✪
Ahh yes im fat~
*”AnD iT iS jEsUs”*
girl it’s taco bell
True
This comment is so funny
@Olivia Delport there is no what if, I am pregnant, and it IS Jesus
The problem is she ate TO much taco bell
Or she could of finished a Big Mac
3 years later: So your STILL pregnant?
Her: •.•
Lol
😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
OINK OINK(YEEEEEEEE)🐽🐖🐽🐖
LOL
•.•
●.●
9:34
“9 days away from delivery a big fat shi-“
Me laughing at her face when she finds out she's
not pregnant 😂
hoona person you are right lol
Lol
hoona person ikrrr
Haha lol
Lol
*Slams hand on table* "THERE IS NO WHAT IF!"
*Slams hand on table* "I AM PREGNANT!"
*Plays with hair* "and it is Jesus"
Fiddling with things and strongly insisting things are true mostly means they’re lying
If you have baby jesus.... YOU WOULD BE SUPRISED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM FREAKING DONE. AND SHES ACTIN LIKE ITS NOTHING HELL NAW!
Xd
She dont need a pregnancy test
She needs a PSYCHIATRIST
And some holy water 👌
I'm the bad guy
Jessica Jordan that’s why she think he is baby jesus
@@tristandfr dUh
SlippinAirpods Yah you had to didn’t you
@@tristandfr you know Billie? Oh hi I know you channel!!
When she said “I took 6 urine tests, and they all came back negative.” GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR😂😂😂
The girl is so serious about it!!!! I was laughing so hard.
Me to !!!😆😆😆🤣
Yahhhhh
Me too
LOL
Same lol🤣😭
*I GOT PREGNANT FROM TACOS 1 HOUR LATER THEY LEFT MY BODY LOL* 💩
Lol
Brian TooSavage LOL!!!
😂😂😂💯💯
LightBulb2427 ok
OMG!! YASS!! Also potato chips!
Girl:I 'm gonna give birth to Jesus me: dieing laughing
Me randomly slapping the shit out of her
Its spelled dying btw🖖🏻
@@JanLuvsJ I’m dead
Totally
Totally
I don't even watch Dr Phil
Her: blood came out
Me:that’s your period hun 😂
ikr
Lmao
Lol!
😂😂😂 lmbo 🤣
Musically Master for real tho 😂
She might be pregnant with food, BUT THAT'S IT!
FOOD BABY!!!!!!
Fatima Epperson lol
Yeah I didn’t know that girl was Mary 😂😂
She has a food baybe
So funny 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅
She’s pregnant......with MCDONALDS
Helena Gmfjc ha
SHE HAD A MACBIGER LARG FRIES AND A LARGE COKE
Yesss
*ULOMITATI MUSIC*
Moon light, Sooooo right 😝!
I had on subtitles and even they agreed that she was not pregnant I'm not joking! 😂
Well she’s pregnant with food just like me 😁 and happy 4th of July
Yeah right
Roxane Desravines same 😂😂
LOOLL
Saaame XD
Roxane Desravines true day me too EXACTLY!
Last push Ahhhhhh
It's a Big Mac
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
@@adelestephens6443 a number 6 with extra dip 2 number 7s and a large soda😂
She's pregnant with fooddddd😂❤❤❤❤
+Trina Kaler yeah!😂😂
“Week old Taco Bell “! Hah! I love it!😂😂
Wow
How do you still believe that your pregnant after 6 tests!!!!!???
ALL NEGATIVE!!!!!
Midnight Star right why would u still insist
Midnight Star
After the first 2.. i would just quit
With Jesus tho
unicorn fartz 019 quite swolling
Midnight Star true tho
she ate a whole Thanksgiving meal.
Sophia's Life 😂
Sophia's Life hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahaha
Sophia's Life make that 3 meals
Who else kinda wanted her to ACTUALLY be pregnant to see what would happen and what she would do?
Omg same
Same
me. i want to see her reaction.
If she's pregnant with Jesus
Then I'm pregnant with the lorax 👁👄👁
It's looks like she just ate the whole fridge
true
I agree
Manny Garcia true😂
Same here lol
Manny Garcia OOF
Her: *thinks she is pregnant with jesus*
Mom: it’s because of that damn phone
edit: y’all still finding this comment?😭
finally found an actually funny comment
OrangeFox1003 awe thank u🥺😂
5 signs your pregnant with jesus
^w^
you are funny asf
*Reads title*
Me: alright children this is why we don’t do drugs
Potato Pleb lmfao
lol
Yes exactly
Lmfao xd lol love this comment
Potato Pleb you’re god damn right
I think she's just got her period, maybe that's the pain she was feeling when she was "pregnant".
❤❤❤ ur vids btw!
Takes pregnancy test
*COMES OUT NEGATIVE 6 TIMES*
Says that she’s still pregnant
She ain't a lady . She only a little 15 year old girl 😂😂
LOL
Who else agrees that SSSniperWolf's laugh is super awesome and contagious??
Cathy Pierce me 🤣
Cathy Pierce me i do but a cant watch her that much cuz she swares
I think the same
...
@@aylinfierro8034 ........ I know
I think she literally just couldn’t admit she ate too many burgers 😂
lol so true
Yup
So true
corny
Yes
7:17 maybe she is the unplanned twin!!! 😂
She had a double with fries and a soda🤣🤣🤣😂😂this girl aint pregnant
Duh
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😍😂😂😂😂😂😂😍😂
She ate the Burger King building
She had Big Mac from all the McDonald's in town🍔
If she's pregnant with Baby Jesus, then I'm pregnant with Tupac!
G Garmadon WTF
@@bebabello2991 What?
WTF how?
GIRL IS PROBALLY 2 G GRANDADON IS 17 AND AWRSOME :,D
G Garmadon if she pregnant with Jesus than I am with the devil. it’s impossible to have a baby in my relationship. gay.
It must be baby Big Mac
😂😂🤣🍔🍔
LoL
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haha lol
Omg I it was so so funny hahahah baby big mac
Is that big chungus. 👩+🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🍬🍬🍬🍭🍭🍫🍫🍧🍧🍧🍨= big chungus no huge chungus
“9 days away from delivery a big fat shi*”😂😂😂
The hair flip "and it's Jesus" made me laugh so hard
ya
Xd
𝐘𝐞𝐬𝐬
Lol the way she talk when she is angry got me 🤣
OMG YAAAASS
I'm pregnant too!
With a happy meal and McChicken >:)
XD i’m Dead
🌺 Coco Pig 🌺 LPS and MLP and More! Congrats
so am i am having triples 2 gurls 1 boy
CONGRATS
Same girl
You know who's she's pregnant with.
A freaking Burrito
Ha ha i get it lol. i love tha joke hee hee
I'm dying of laughter 😂😂😂
And i huge pile of diabetes
McDonald’s: uhm I’m not ready to be a dad 😕 we gotta break up
“ I wanted a blood test but they didn’t give it to me “ me as the doc: ma’am, you don’t need a blood test you need meds and medical help 😔
Omg I’m deadddddd 🤣🤣🤣
LOLLL
I’m your 100th like!!!
@@astridgamez19 congrats!
I'm 150 th
"MARY DIDN'T NEED A MAN TO GET PREGNANT WITH BABY JESUS! That's what made Him so SPECIAL!!" Spot on, girl.
So true Mary is the only mother of Jesus he
True
yea you need a man to be pregnant
Thats why she is called Virgin mary
@@eugenepelimiano424 but she didn't need a man. god just made her pregnant. in my religion obv we believe in Jesus we believe that he is the messenger tho. and Jesus one day will come back to earth as a follower of prophet muhamad SAW . of course this is my beliefs there are any other beliefs too
That is the skinniest 9 month stomach in “pregnancy”
Ikr lol XDDD
😂😂
Some people don't even no they are pregnant.
True
@@caelinwarren45 yeah I know! But, if they took a pregnancy test, it would come back positive (usually). But, she took six. She’s definitely not pregnant
Her hitting the table then flipping her hair over her shoulder when she says "and it is jesus" in a sassy tone just makes me crack up😂
And sorry honey but it cant be jesus in that belly of yours he was already born around 13.8 billion years ago😂😂😂😂😂
"You're to tiny You're probably just getting fat" .....I'm dead 😂
She pregnant with..........
Food 🍕🍟🍔
5 toaco fom toaco bell
I think she ate everything
Milagros De Paz i
Don't forget 10 larg Fris😂😂
It looks lik she ate 15 big macs
Her: claims she’s pregnant
Me: google what the hell have you done now 🤦🏽♀️
😂😂😂😁
Mills hahahhahaaha you are so right girl on point 👍👏
This makes no sense...
@@henryowings411 how u join 4 years ago and have less subs than me lmao
@@nana_baba2024 mybe its because he doesn't have any content?😑
She hasn’t even got a boyfriend because they are all scared of her 😂
how could she get pregnent without a boyfriend so you are right
@@claire4190 that's why she thinks it's jesus-
Yeet
LOL
OMG! Guys guys guys guys guess what guess what she's giving birth to a Big Mac and the doctor's going to say to her oh are you hungry go ahead and eat the Big Mac that came out of your belly LOL!
Mom “I’m pregnant “
Gran “what is the gender”
“A BIG MAC AND LARGE FRIES WITH A SIDE OF RANCH” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s the same girl who thought EMINEM WAS HER FATHER
That is!!!!
This girl is just diluted
Gabrielle Friedman haha.
OH MAH GAWD SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!! Her mom and sister probably thinking what the hell is wrong with my child/sister
〔Berries〕 YAAAS IK
Girl: I can feel the baby punch my stomach
Me: are you sure that wasnt the big mack you bought yesterday
Booo
The Big Mac has mutated
Oooooooooooo rosted
She didn’t chew that shit threw it down her throat because she thought it was a damn krabby patty
Ür Bøï its so true tho😂😂
My stomach looks like that and i'm not pregnant.
Maybe it's because i've been eating Mac and Cheese for the past 5 weeks nonstop but the hell. This woman insane.
Some Random Yuri Oml mood
LLAMO xd
Some Random Yuri you sound like my mom
I assure you i'm not your mom, and if I was I would be very concerned you found your own mother on a Sniperwolf video.
Some Random Yuri I would be too because that means I've been lied to my hole life about my own mother
1:10 I’m from China, and our biggest, most important rule in life, is to never, NEVER, disrespect your parents like this gurl did. When I saw this part, I was like, “SHE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.”
Woman: I AM pregnant
McDonalds: I AM the father🤣🤣🤣
Lol😂
I don’t get it
lik mcdonlands is the father
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@tammyscianatico636she ate so much McDonald’s and then thought she was pregnant
*i know the daddys:*
*Burger King, McDonalds, KFC, Taco Bell*
My nail is broken i liked to hard
My nail broke I because i liked to hard
Skk
*Mood.*
Wait DADDYS????
‘Baby jesus’? More like baby CHEESES
HAHA i see what you did there 😂😂😂😂
Lol 😄😄😄😂😂😂😂😂
Destiny The NightWing so so true
Lol
I like cheese
Wut makes her think its Jesus, it’s FOOD. Like her stomach is not even bug
i wonder if she’s still “pregnant” 4 years later
Lol same
Me too
She’s not there’s a 2nd video she says it was just Taco Bell
Taco Bell??😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@aijasrsvp She held in the taco bell for 9 month!?!? Now that is miracle