I love that you always say yo not open cases. I know that opening cases is just throwing money away but I do get the slight urge when I see someone unbox a gold. Love the content!
Ya it's definitely addicting like gambling. It wouldn't be bad but the thing is if you somehow actually open a knife there is also a 90% chance it's going to be a sh!t knife so first comes excitement than disappointment. It would be way better if it was only good knives.
This video inspired me to open up 10 snakebite cases, and got my first gold! 0.38 slingshot gloves. Was a little upset that they couldn't be filed tested, but I love them!
after unboxing absolute shit it’s good to watch this and get the same hype from good pulls, I’ve only spent maybe 150 on cs but I’ve pulled a FN tiger tooth Ursus
I am genuinely flabbergasted, that this LEGEND, actually god 5 sets of gloves, when everybody else literally starts dying when they get 2. This is why you know Anomaly doesn't compete with em anymore. LOOOL
I only opened cases once in my life. It wasn't even CSGO, but instead TF2 around 2015 I believe. I got the cases immediately (less than 30 minutes from the update!) when they released, opened 2, got items I didn't like, sold them for a tiny bit of profit, and never did it ever again lol
Moral of the story: Don't open cases if you can't write them off your taxes and can't make content out of it, even with those things you might just break even. If you're just a normal gamer for the love of god, don't waste your hard earned money on them. If you want a nice knife just go on buff and buy the one you like the most for the price off cases with keys instead of not getting no knife at all from the cases or getting a navaja safari mesh or something. And if you're doing because you're addicted to the thrill of opening cases you should face the fact that you might be a gambling addict, in that case either seek help or just go lose all your money in a normal casino. Seriously, you'll have better odds there. In a casino in blackjack you have like 49% of winning, in Cs:Go no case will statistically even allow you to brake even. At most you get 75% of your money back, and you turn your money into steam funds. So in a casino you have like 49% chance of winning, in Cs:Go your chance of winning is significantly lower even with the best case to open. Some of the cases have a return of 20% of the money you put in, it's seriously never worth it opening them. People are watching youtubers open cool knives and stuff but you have to remember that for youtube they're editing the video to only include the interesting moments, most of the time they're getting blue skins for hours. If you watch the same opening but on stream you'll see how much money they're losing. It's not worth it, don't be a sucker. Buy a knife off some gambling degenerate that spent 5x the worth of it to get it from a case and now is selling it to open more cases and don't even get a knife from the another opening. It's sad that valve is promoting gambling , including kids and teens. Scummy gambling websites and influencers got a lot of shit from promoting gambling (especially to kids) but valve almost never gets shit for making gambling the only viable way to get new skins in the game.
unboxed a StatTrak USP-S The Traitor during this and was hyped to realize its battle scarred 😭 whatever still looks dope ingame but worth wayyy less than better wears
gotta love that i got the motivation to open some snakebite cases in the mid of the vid and in 23 cases got a pair of Driver Gloves | Rezan the Red in Field-Tested, just worth 112€ but still very happy
@@techtalk-sg valve doesn't want you to lose money opening cases, after all, they don't lose anything from giving you a virtual item, it's just market supply/demand that causes case opening to always lose money in the long run.
In the last few months I got 10 knives, don't really remember all but some notable mentions are a phase 2 gamma doppler butterfly knife from the new cases, a regular doppler butterfly knife, a marble fade butterfly knife and like 3 other butterfly knives but not really worth mentioning. Just today I finally got me a doppler ruby but it's a freaking bowie knife instead of a butterfly knife, it would have been the last case I ever open if it was.... but at least it wasn't shadow daggers which I also got today but marble fade. And I know it sounds absurd but I put 35$ on my account and got 10 cases to start and all of these knives are from profits from those 10 cases. Oddly enough, from all these cases I got like 4 reds and 10 knives. And not to say I haven't wasted a bunch of money because I certainly did, like getting nothing 1000 cases in a row but I think I'm pretty even if not ahead at this point. The gamma doppler and marble fade butterfly knife have no listings and worth ~6k, the ruby doppler only has 1 listed for 1280$ and I sold the regular doppler butterfly knife for 1400.
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The facts that they always have a conversation running every time before they get a knife, really shows how entertaining the stream is
Fucking fax
Nah
Joo
idk about that, do you have stretches of silence while talking with your friends? that's all the stream is, friends talking
@@RitzIsEpic i
shout out to the editor, did well to condense this into an enjoyable vid
Also the editor: secretly rickrolled me at 6:34
@@xunchizhang6776 how
@@gigglewumpus look the gif
@@gigglewumpus sry i mean 6:34
Thanks
Heyzeus please let your inventory remain private during openings. I hate it when chat spoils the drops.
Pretty sure you cannot do that if you have items listed on buff.
@@Gatherbro then open cases on a different acc
@@weeb_french_turkish_hater fair point, he has done that in the past
just dont look at chat
@@user-dr9lb5ez5b your name says it all
Heyzeus : Opening cases is not profitable at all!
Also Heyzeus : That's true. Anyway...
I love that you always say yo not open cases. I know that opening cases is just throwing money away but I do get the slight urge when I see someone unbox a gold. Love the content!
Gambling 101
Ya it's definitely addicting like gambling. It wouldn't be bad but the thing is if you somehow actually open a knife there is also a 90% chance it's going to be a sh!t knife so first comes excitement than disappointment. It would be way better if it was only good knives.
I don't expect a really rare glove or knife so I only open cases when I have money I could spend without taking an effect on my life.
@@Alexander-il9yx you have advanced self control to waste money like bro just save the money to the side and you'll have so many more and better skins
Ye but clearly valve is fucking rigging his odds for that exact reason. Which kinda pisses me off how the rich just keeps getting richer
He got insanely lucky and still only profited 1200 when spending almost 4000.. Don't open cases lmao
the house always wins
tf are you on? with only one pair he profited 2k usd
@@manutelcrack Someone doesn't know the difference between profit and revenue.
@@manutelcrack the cases and keys are not free lol. revenue is not profit
@@manutelcrack dude? need a math class? when you invest you have to return that invest first and later talk about profits.
Rockin that runescape background music
Love the energy in this video
Love your channel dude. Opened my first case yesterday which was a fracture case and got a safari mesh in great condition.
good job 👍
Bruh how
@@trollscream8607 Hahaha no clue. Just decided to open my first ever case and boom knife. :)
timestamps of all golds/high tier reds dont open cases lol
total cost: $3,885 | total return: $5,099
1st 1000
1:56
3:27
4:50
7:06
7:21
2nd 1000
7:57
9:49
11:23
12:44
14:02
15:37
results: 17:06
Thank you saves me having to skip through vid and guess aha
Tysm
bro i respect and love how u tell the viewers everytime not to open cases 🤝
This video inspired me to open up 10 snakebite cases, and got my first gold! 0.38 slingshot gloves. Was a little upset that they couldn't be filed tested, but I love them!
trust the numbers not your guts
@@cobie_ 10 is the number to trust
@@jamesharrison1462 nice stonks bro
Now I wanna open 10 :(
I swear to god. I cant figure out whether the guy is actually charlie😂
Is he?
Nah. Hes a discount moist. But i dare say he could probs become a part of the moistverse
heyzeus as soon as he sees a red: "Oh, here we go, here we go"
Always appreciate the RuneScape jams!!
Gotta love the "Oh here we go, Oh here we go"
after unboxing absolute shit it’s good to watch this and get the same hype from good pulls, I’ve only spent maybe 150 on cs but I’ve pulled a FN tiger tooth Ursus
I absolutely love the fact you use oldschool runescape music in your vids man haha
Is it just me or does the twitch chat cam totally take the momentum out of the video?
I agree it's annoying and irritating
Fr, like I just do not care *at all* what twitch chat says. It’s about 70% “Pog” anyways
People hate the twitch reaction cam wtf
I am genuinely flabbergasted, that this LEGEND, actually god 5 sets of gloves, when everybody else literally starts dying when they get 2. This is why you know Anomaly doesn't compete with em anymore. LOOOL
I love the twitch chat reaction cam
That LEMMiNO is everywhere with that Jack the ripper video and the D.B. Cooper one...
I only opened cases once in my life. It wasn't even CSGO, but instead TF2 around 2015 I believe. I got the cases immediately (less than 30 minutes from the update!) when they released, opened 2, got items I didn't like, sold them for a tiny bit of profit, and never did it ever again lol
rare relic of FranzJ still being FranzJ
So kind of critikal to help you unbox these cases
This guy just opens cases now
You are a living god among n, a legend worthy of praise. What you've uploaded here, will echo into eternity!
We need this voice more often 0:00
I have opened about 1000 cases on my account and I have got 2 reds and 2 shit knives. You are so freakin lucky. Keep up the good work.
i´ve never seen so many golds in one unboxing. You´re pretty lucky - congratz
Chews and I used to play csgo probably 2 or 3 years ago. I'm surprised to see you on a heyzues video...
i remember you yeah
Heyzeus out here playing case unboxing millionaire in real life and winning
You are amazing, I just switch to soft softs and I am loving everytNice tutorialng about it. It much easier then my last program.
3:24 "I hate the CSGO community" - JAQ
you dont understand how much I appreciate the "Twitch Chat Reaction" clips they're so enjoyable please keep them in
Aah the Oldschool Runescape music👌
Anomaly punching the air rn...
The Twitch Chat Cam is always so funny to me lol
Aussie Jacko is carrying this videos with the eddits 😂
My man ❤️
Moral of the story: Don't open cases if you can't write them off your taxes and can't make content out of it, even with those things you might just break even. If you're just a normal gamer for the love of god, don't waste your hard earned money on them. If you want a nice knife just go on buff and buy the one you like the most for the price off cases with keys instead of not getting no knife at all from the cases or getting a navaja safari mesh or something. And if you're doing because you're addicted to the thrill of opening cases you should face the fact that you might be a gambling addict, in that case either seek help or just go lose all your money in a normal casino. Seriously, you'll have better odds there. In a casino in blackjack you have like 49% of winning, in Cs:Go no case will statistically even allow you to brake even. At most you get 75% of your money back, and you turn your money into steam funds. So in a casino you have like 49% chance of winning, in Cs:Go your chance of winning is significantly lower even with the best case to open. Some of the cases have a return of 20% of the money you put in, it's seriously never worth it opening them. People are watching youtubers open cool knives and stuff but you have to remember that for youtube they're editing the video to only include the interesting moments, most of the time they're getting blue skins for hours. If you watch the same opening but on stream you'll see how much money they're losing. It's not worth it, don't be a sucker. Buy a knife off some gambling degenerate that spent 5x the worth of it to get it from a case and now is selling it to open more cases and don't even get a knife from the another opening. It's sad that valve is promoting gambling , including kids and teens. Scummy gambling websites and influencers got a lot of shit from promoting gambling (especially to kids) but valve almost never gets shit for making gambling the only viable way to get new skins in the game.
unboxed a StatTrak USP-S The Traitor during this and was hyped to realize its battle scarred 😭 whatever still looks dope ingame but worth wayyy less than better wears
gotta love that i got the motivation to open some snakebite cases in the mid of the vid and in 23 cases got a pair of Driver Gloves | Rezan the Red in Field-Tested, just worth 112€ but still very happy
Pppppppp99p
Thanks so much for your thoughtful and detailed videos! On to the soft!
omg that old shool rune scape music❤🔥
Easily beaten the caseopening with a speedrun congrats.
here we go
here we go
love the oldschool theme
Heyzeus'es openings be like "INSANE LUCK"
still lost 2k
But not this time!
Love that OSRS background music
The case unboxing millionaire strikes hard baby!!!
Thats so op u are inspiring me to open my 50 snakebite cases
Don't do it, trust me. i did.
Aussie Jacko is a beast
This vocal compression go crazy
Hey Heyzeus, How would you go about pricing like top 5 highest floats for knives?
Love the RuneScape music
HeyZeus X Penguinz0 , what a crossover
Congrats on the all the gloves bro! :)
love the osrs music, playing osrs while playing this
Your editor is doing a very good job!
The runescape music ahh satisfying
first video I’ve ever watched twitch chat cam is the best feature I’ve ever seen
Really lucky ! 🤑
Moral of the story, most gamblers quit their addiction right before they hit it big.
bro you're making me wanna open more cases
actually insane
That twitch chst reaction cam had me in tearsxdddd
the 0.1234 float probably makes the gloves even more expensive. There is probably someone who collects these kind of floats and would pay alot for it
Gonna be a case unboxing millionaire soon
he really got us good with that youtube clip
ouuuuuu ouuuuuu here we gooouuuuuuuu
The Hey_Zeus luck is real. 🍀
Wtf i didn't see so many reds and yellows on the steam market as many as u opened lol, congrats!
Bro. This heyzues guy is sooooo lucky dude! ive spent 1k on cases and only gotten 520 back
Not like opening cases is engineered for you to lose money 🤯
Working exactly as intended 😅
@@techtalk-sg valve doesn't want you to lose money opening cases, after all, they don't lose anything from giving you a virtual item, it's just market supply/demand that causes case opening to always lose money in the long run.
PC but I'm going to start using Mac very soon and making tutorials on how to use soft soft on Mac effectively
the snakebite case is broken, I got 2 x snow leopards in MW in less than 100 cases
2:02 did he even realize he opened 0.2022 pattern in the year 2022 ?
I opened frist knife after opening 765 cases without knife
IT was shadow daggers Black laminate WW for 89$
Balance -1835$
ouch im sorry dude
but you got kniv
@@AKAESE1337 yes
Even with all those reds and golds, he has a shit ton of slates and blues to trade up to slates for even more profit
i have never seen such luck
im so happy that glob got vip and a sub
insane luck wth man
Damn dude, you got pure luck
Enjoy the skins
bro this dude is the luckiest i ever seen
Snakebite Case Prices going up right now haha
atomic amnesia is just so good, please Volvo put it as music kit
snake bite cases sales after this vid 📈📈📈
HeyZeus watches Wirtual? whaat?
that is mega pog heyzeus
Happy unusual noises.
Oh wait, wrong crates.
also I forget ur editors name but give his poor soul a pay raise he makes me laugh
Aussiejacko
i remember quick opening a karmabit bright water ww
the music on the starrt.. is that runescape? it gave me goosebumps somehow.. so i gotta have played it before :O
why is everyone using the runescape music now a days haha .. escaped it 8 years ago :D
New Microphone!! Nice!
Congrats for the lucky opening :D I just opened 50 cases and got 2 reds and 2 knives, maybe cases are more lucky?
i did car softeffects with a can of light beer
In the last few months I got 10 knives, don't really remember all but some notable mentions are a phase 2 gamma doppler butterfly knife from the new cases, a regular doppler butterfly knife, a marble fade butterfly knife and like 3 other butterfly knives but not really worth mentioning. Just today I finally got me a doppler ruby but it's a freaking bowie knife instead of a butterfly knife, it would have been the last case I ever open if it was.... but at least it wasn't shadow daggers which I also got today but marble fade. And I know it sounds absurd but I put 35$ on my account and got 10 cases to start and all of these knives are from profits from those 10 cases. Oddly enough, from all these cases I got like 4 reds and 10 knives. And not to say I haven't wasted a bunch of money because I certainly did, like getting nothing 1000 cases in a row but I think I'm pretty even if not ahead at this point. The gamma doppler and marble fade butterfly knife have no listings and worth ~6k, the ruby doppler only has 1 listed for 1280$ and I sold the regular doppler butterfly knife for 1400.
brother i play for 10 years i spent more than 1000 bucks and never got a knife :(
Cap
Moto Gloves Finish Line are 5k in factory new
AHAHHA THE EDITOR MADE THIS VIDEO 100X BETTER!🤣🤣
I do wish I could have that ST AK-47 Slate