I would like the following mam - One Spa Day for Winnie the cow - one chicken riot against chick fil la - one wedding for your gay ass parrots - one bacherlorette party for all the goats - I would also like to see the goat throw a hot girl car wash where you put them in cute bikinis and have them wash cars for $5 - would like to see the emu trip acid and go to a rave - would like a full reenactment of the hannah montana movie from the crows
Wow shout out to beetle for giving such detailed and interesting reviews to each drink. Not to mention the asmr noises that will no doubt haunt me for the foreseeable future. Good goat 🙌🏻
I bartended for over 10 yrs and love the animals getting drinks series! Beetle brought Maya the "dump bucket"! We use that to dump drinks, stuff you can't pour down the drain. At the end of the night it's a super gross mix. *My fave summer Blueberry cocktail:* Fill glass with ice, pour in a good lemonade like Simply Lemonade, slowly pour on top 888 Triple Eight Blueberry Vodka. It's made with real blueberries, has a pretty dark color, and floats on top to make a beautiful and delicious drink. Garnish w/ lemon wedge &/or throw in some blueberries if u wanna get fancier. It is gluten-free too if anyone needs (I checked with the company yrs ago). Drink responsibly & don't drink & drive pls. 💙
More goat/animal bar! I don't care what your cameraman says, that cardboard bar was brilliant. Getting an actual cocktail shaker and learning some mocktails for the animals would be fun, and worst case scenerio _you_ now you now have a cocktail shaker for yourself. Enriching!
Maya "IhaveabachelorsdegreeIgraduatedfromcollege" Higa Also Maya: "I want the thing that you go like tch tch tch. You know what I'm talking about? ... What's that thing called when you spin? Oh I got it, centrifugal, centripititepohfjishfif force." 🤣 I think that Texas heat is getting to her brain and giving her heat exhaustion. She can barely think straight and form a coherent sentence. 😆(I'm kidding lol)
You’re probably joking…but no lol. Goats are the kind of animals that sh*t where they stand and try to eat everything. They’re loud, they need space to run, they belong on the pasture
some might say you're the g.o.a.t. at bartending to goats :D you make so much for the animals, how about they make stuff for you, like some awesome finger/claw/hoof painting or something else crafty
I hit the bell and switch it to ALL because omg this is gold! I love watching this stuff!! It’s hilarious!! It’s kind of like Jenna Marbles FarmVille edition, just a little bit, and I am all the way here for it! Sending you all of my best wishes and love!
The change to the like... Suck/slurp for the molasses and gatorade really surprised me. I expected them use their tongue like dogs or cats or whatever to drink. Goats are so weird
"Is if from Ikea?" *SHAME* "no... it's out of cardboard box" edit: stealing "Domicile of the Doat" for D&D purposes. edit #2: I cackled loudly when Beetle came around the corner
Beetle wanting to consume the "Bar" (cardboard box), reminds me of a story my dad once told me, that while working on the Alaskan Pipeline, some goats approached him during lunch and he tried to give one some of his sandwich... But it wanted none of it. However! It *_did_* very much want the _plastic bag_ he brought his sammich in! 🤦♂️🤣 _(not sure if they were mountain goats, or farm goats, but the latter seems kinda unlikely, given the location lol)_ Silly doats!! ❤
I'm glad that we're getting to see some more maya enrichment on the channel!! I feel like I can't think of literally anything interesting to do though LOL
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I would like the following mam
- One Spa Day for Winnie the cow
- one chicken riot against chick fil la
- one wedding for your gay ass parrots
- one bacherlorette party for all the goats
- I would also like to see the goat throw a hot girl car wash where you put them in cute bikinis and have them wash cars for $5
- would like to see the emu trip acid and go to a rave
- would like a full reenactment of the hannah montana movie from the crows
Omg slay pussy the house down
i second the motion
wtf ludwig D:
Nice
Lol
3 drinks in and she's already breaking the furniture.
bedul must've thought this was a bring your own cup type of bar lol
A sand bath for the chinchillas!
Love this 😂
We need the monkeys on the channel they are so cute
Would love a singing video with the parrots 🦜
Lines as straight as Sir Ian Mckellen
could you please do a collaboration with Urban Rescue Ranch? Hes located in tx and makes some pretty fire content!!!!
Beetle coming around the corner with a bucket stuck around her neck is just peak goat energy and I love it 😅
T t😅t😂þy
The fact the bucket has 'DO IT RIGHT' written on the front as well. Beetle is a content machine XD
*_And,_* we're all better humans for getting to see it! lol
G. O. A. T.
Goatiest Of All Time _(sounded cooler in my head 😊)_
Beetle was drunk before she even came into the bar she showed up with a bucket around her head! Pure chaos! !
This series should be called “Maya confronts her social anxiety at a store.”
All Goats have a silly goblin living in them.
Ikr
Accually 🤓👆🏻 every goblin have silly little goats living inside them.
I will forever ask that you continue this series as long as possible! The videos are always super adorable and entertaining to watch!
Hah! Goat comes stumbling towards the bar with a bucket around it's neck, that says "Do it right" on it 🤣 Now that's a party animal!
💀
The experience of watching this was a 10/10 for me. Maya having fun is good stuff, I'd say.
This is the second coming of Jenna Marbles and I have *_nothing_* but time for videos like this.
8:06 sounds really familiar for any Jenna fans
I miss Jenna… I hope she is doing ok
I am obsessed with Maya’s commitment to the bit. She made a Goat Bar and by god she will be the best goat bartender there is 😂
Wow shout out to beetle for giving such detailed and interesting reviews to each drink. Not to mention the asmr noises that will no doubt haunt me for the foreseeable future. Good goat 🙌🏻
Imagine the reaction of goats watching Maya's videos and they see "do not get a pet goat"
Goats strike back 🐐🔫
Stop posting these GOATED comments :P
Hi Walt
sad bleat :(
Because you should get TWO
I laughed so hard. Thank you Maya! These are great 🖤
:D
Imagine if bartenders had to stand there and hold the cup while you drank out of it.
I bartended for over 10 yrs and love the animals getting drinks series! Beetle brought Maya the "dump bucket"! We use that to dump drinks, stuff you can't pour down the drain. At the end of the night it's a super gross mix. *My fave summer Blueberry cocktail:* Fill glass with ice, pour in a good lemonade like Simply Lemonade, slowly pour on top 888 Triple Eight Blueberry Vodka. It's made with real blueberries, has a pretty dark color, and floats on top to make a beautiful and delicious drink. Garnish w/ lemon wedge &/or throw in some blueberries if u wanna get fancier. It is gluten-free too if anyone needs (I checked with the company yrs ago). Drink responsibly & don't drink & drive pls. 💙
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But, is it okay if I drink and then drive my friends insane? 😊
What did you do with the bucket at the end of the night, though?
@@lilacmoon6 🤣 That's a valid question...
Kinda reads as though they gave it to some farm animals! 😅
Thoughts on them calling it a Margherita shaker instead of a boston or cobbler shaker?
Now please throw a party for cool bugs you found ! :D
Sending this to my mother who has had goats for over 18 years 👍
And she just celebrated 12 years sober 😂 good thing these are virgin cocktails
dying at the prezoh joke lmfaooo
good work flip and danny
Her coming around the corner with the bucket.. omg 🤣
Goats are pure chaos it's almost frightening
it seems like Beetle is like fighting the natural urge to headbutt when running back with Maya lmfao
I absolutely love how savagely Beetle slurps Gatorade. Every time I see it it's 10/10.
It's great to see Maya really shows all the animals love equally.
I am so happy with all the ways you have found to get them to drink water and fluids. You are incredibly thoughtful and epic.
I thought - nothing - could make me even just a little bit less miserable today but this was exactly it ❤
Same, I feel a little better now
A goat walks into a bar with a bucket round it’s neck: “barmaid, fill this with Gatorade”
Love Maya having fun
when the bartender holds ur drink for u💕beetle better have given maya a great tip
Think Winnie needs a video of her own, maybe like a makeover/ spa day
As someone who has to take care of around 16 of these things, I can vouch: Don't get a pet goat
The goat really showed up to the bar already hammered
i too pee in pools
W h a t
beedul is my favorite goat, she's THE GOAT. glad she was able to get wasted on her 21st (?) birthday, pls give her MORE BLUE GATORADE.
More goat/animal bar! I don't care what your cameraman says, that cardboard bar was brilliant.
Getting an actual cocktail shaker and learning some mocktails for the animals would be fun, and worst case scenerio _you_ now you now have a cocktail shaker for yourself. Enriching!
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rookie numbers
Maya!
So so sooooo happy you're making content like this. Videos like this heal my soul, thank you!
A Winnie video please. We need Winnie to have fun
impressive how you spelled centripititepohfjishfif perfectly
8:05 thas how you know she really loves the animals
Watching Beetle ensures me that the Goat Simulator game is in fact 100% realistic
I thought that went very well.
as a former pet goat haver, THOSE MFS EAT EVERYTHING we had a random tree. HE JUMPED SUPER HIGH AND GRABBED THE LEAVES.
that bucket part was so funny
@maya you should go to the beach with Beetle or when it’s Halloween do a costume party with your animals
They sell shakers at HEB but they're in the alcohol section. Just for future reference if you or anyone who reads this needs to know lol
Beetle is spawned from hell... She does nothing but bring death and destruction to everything she touches...
Beetle with the bucket necklace is the funniest thing 😂😂
Beedle is my favourite.
She generally causes chaos around her by accident.
10/10 filling the jenna marbles sized hole on youtube =D
OMGOSH this video cracked me up Btw hey Beeeeetle
Maya, you are adorable! Your animals/pets are lucky to have you!!!❤
Maya "IhaveabachelorsdegreeIgraduatedfromcollege" Higa
Also Maya: "I want the thing that you go like tch tch tch. You know what I'm talking about? ... What's that thing called when you spin? Oh I got it, centrifugal, centripititepohfjishfif force." 🤣
I think that Texas heat is getting to her brain and giving her heat exhaustion. She can barely think straight and form a coherent sentence. 😆(I'm kidding lol)
can you have a pet goat in an apartment? asking for a friend
You’re probably joking…but no lol. Goats are the kind of animals that sh*t where they stand and try to eat everything. They’re loud, they need space to run, they belong on the pasture
This has the same energy as the pupsicle jenna marbles video and i love it
Goats are basically just weird dogs with no thoughts, it tracks
the prezoh line joke was very funny, good job editor
I think Beetle has an alcohol problem the way she attacks those drinks. She does it charmingly though.
some might say you're the g.o.a.t. at bartending to goats :D
you make so much for the animals, how about they make stuff for you, like some awesome finger/claw/hoof painting or something else crafty
This is ASMR gone very very wrong.
I would love to have a cucumber, slightly smashed with a splash of salty arm.
This is slowly becoming my therapy channel and i am loving it ❤😊
I hit the bell and switch it to ALL because omg this is gold! I love watching this stuff!! It’s hilarious!! It’s kind of like Jenna Marbles FarmVille edition, just a little bit, and I am all the way here for it! Sending you all of my best wishes and love!
PLEASE DO NOT THE GOAT
Gotta try the Gatorade trick for my calves. Sometimes getting them to drink enough is challenging
we need a ranking for each episode regarding how much fun Maya had
Lol. Gotta go to the wine/mixers section for the bar tools I think.
"Do I look like a bartender?"
Eh, 50% bartender 50% hostage.
Great videos as always! As for video ideas, why not have Stompy actually stomp stuff. Like… seeds? Nuts? Idk. I just love Stompy lol. Keep it up!
The change to the like... Suck/slurp for the molasses and gatorade really surprised me. I expected them use their tongue like dogs or cats or whatever to drink. Goats are so weird
Rango enjoyed this video and would like a Maya vid with the blue tongue lizard 🦎
This video was super fun and reminded me so much of Jenna marbles, thank you for the great content and nostalgia🥹
that's crazy that she just straight up sucks the watery ones like there's a straw built into goat mouths
Maya's faces at the sounds Beetle was making had me rolling!
i LOVED this video!
Would like to see a Stompy video where you do something fun with him
Once again the goats prove they are best animals for content on this sanctuary
Beetle should’ve been cut off at least two drinks earlier, she could barely walk in those heels
If I had a shot for every time I got a bucket stuck around my neck after drinking I’d be as drunk as beetle
Rango likes the goats
This vid has now convinced me to get a goat thanks Maya 😅
Make the fluffy but hut into a tropical beach getaway.
That was so cute and fun!! I hope you do more
I give this video a 10/10. Beetle is very entertaining.
Let's make a little wagon for Georgie to ride in and have the goats pull him around the sanctuary so he can have some adventures.
DOAT
I just discovered your videos recently, but I love the work you do and the genuine care you have for the animals. Keep it up!
What I would give to be able to do this 😭😭😭
Goat asmr is the next big thing
"Is if from Ikea?"
*SHAME*
"no... it's out of cardboard box"
edit: stealing "Domicile of the Doat" for D&D purposes.
edit #2: I cackled loudly when Beetle came around the corner
Beetle wanting to consume the "Bar" (cardboard box), reminds me of a story my dad once told me, that while working on the Alaskan Pipeline, some goats approached him during lunch and he tried to give one some of his sandwich... But it wanted none of it. However! It *_did_* very much want the _plastic bag_ he brought his sammich in! 🤦♂️🤣
_(not sure if they were mountain goats, or farm goats, but the latter seems kinda unlikely, given the location lol)_
Silly doats!! ❤
the thing i laughed the most at was beetle headbutting the cameraman
I'm glad that we're getting to see some more maya enrichment on the channel!!
I feel like I can't think of literally anything interesting to do though LOL
How do you stay cool in this Texas heat. It's like 100 degrees 😩
i think beedle was hammered even before she got to the bar