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Lets get a vote going: Teacher Rap or Mom Rap? 🤔
Kyle Exum Cool Video!!! Can I pls get a shoutout? Thank You and have a great day!!!
Reply plzzzzz!!
Kyle Exum +I'm the first liker
Kyle Exum mom rap
Kyle Exum Mom rap
"The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do. "
Classic teacher talk right there.
Glory Powers if the bell doesn’t dismiss us then it doesn’t decide win we arrive either
thank you for that!!!
i've heard that too many times
Teacher: The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do.
Student: Then why is there a bell? Is it just there for some background music? That's what I thought, so let me out! 😂
Thomas Jefferson’s coming homeeeeeeeee!
"Hey don't pack up, there's still 4 seconds of class"😂😧relatable af
"We can do A LOT in four seconds."
"There's four seconds of class"
'What are we going to do?'
*"POP QUIZ PEOPLE!"*
I know right! What else are we gonna do? And then you have to pack up when the bell rings and you could've been gone 😫😭
What does af mean
@@nany5455 as frick but you know it is with the swear version (didnt put it cause some ppl get uncomfortable)😁
The thing I hate about teachers
2019: Don’t worry you will learn this next year so I won’t teach you it
2020: I won’t teach you this, you were supposed to learn this last year
bruh frrr🤣🤣
Just less work
OOF
4th to 5th right there
Dude aame
"the bell rings" everyone gets up. The teacher: the bell doesn't dismiss you I do. so relatable
I used to think that sating was a joke till 3rd grade
It happened to me recently
Same
Best thing I've done when a teacher said that was pack my stuff and walk out the room. And when they said that line I looked them straight in the eye and said "we students technically pay you for your time and now your class is done so goodbye". They got so mad and made me go to the office and I said the same thing. Didn't end up in trouble because they were in the wrong but was told to be more respectful atleast.
One of my teachers always said this last year, this year we all stay in the same room, until 3 hr
"The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
"You should've studied more, check the study guide."
lol so true.
9,999 views lol
9,999 views so then why is there a bell in the first place
That's my teacher the bell don't dismiss me either
9,999 views
"The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do." "Why are you late to class?" "The bell doesn't tell me to go to Class, I do."
relatable.
2+2 is 4. 4+2 is 6.
Me: alright
Kyle: ....djsisbamakdbaks
Me: I quit
Natish Nyamayaro "I quit"
Natish Nyamayaro who else say 1:29 he didnt spell ridiculous
Natish Nyamayaro right 1:29
Natish Nyamayaro
“Teacher I sent them and they all say sent.”
“Well, I never got em.”
“Then who got’em then?!”
Probably the most true yet infuriating thing teachers say, like if they say sent and you didn’t get them the where the frik did they go, China?
lol ikr
actually no they went to the fbi so they can go and throw it out
Fuller Wimberly I hate getting tests back like 2 months later for one reason or another
69th like
Students in China:😑
Teacher: The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do
Me: Then the bell doesn’t assign when I have to be here then
If only it worked that way
I have wanted to pull that card before
Skyline Gaming yep yessiir 👍
@@JesseVadnais08 did u? If so how'd it go?
@@datawave_gd bad
“When will we use this in life?”
“Just do what you’re assigned.”
prince ea is in me head now
Huh good point.
Me: Name 3 things you use daily
Teacher: Hmm...toothbrush, blanket....phone?
Me: Isnt it funny that you didnt say Pre AP Math?
Yup cause all ppl totally NEED to know high school calculus
we watched it.
Why is this so accurate
Suhail Khan He did say it took a while. 😂 However, it's still great!
TeaCHER RAP
It's soo hard but teacher rap
If this happened to me I would hate my friend
i know
Fun fact:
In italian "halls" are called "corridoi"
"Corri" in italian means "run"
Lol
Run Doi
Run Boi
This is literally one of the most relatable things I’ve ever seen. I have heard all of these things so many times from my teachers. Especially “The bell doesn’t dismiss you; I do!”
Teacher: the bell doesn’t dismiss you I do.
One day later...
Teacher: why are you late??
Me: the bell doesn’t tell me when to come to class!
Omg queensidila??
haha
Gaby Candy 🍭
BAR,S!!
U stole that from vine
Jay Versace
Its so funny when teachers say the bell does not dismiss you I do...like wtf the bell is implimented in school to dismiss students. If you dismiss us then maybe you should hang from the wall for 6 hours😂
i wanna tell that to my teacher now lol
Senpai Parku omg I CAN RELATE LIKE WTF !!!!
My homeroom teacher lets us be dissmissed when the bell rings
My class just walks out any was lol
Exactly
I just realized this dude gets paid for talking to himself
He should do a crossover with Ryan George.
Lol
me realizing that after 100 years: me: that roofus? john: no im john me: ok roofus
Where's my paycheck?
So?
"Y'all listen to X but can't find it"
this single line caused me to die of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Teacher: the bell doesn't dismiss you
Quensadilla: funny theory its called the dismissal bell
Teacher: the bell doesn:t dismiss you I do
Jay Versache: *comes in late the next day"
Teacher: why were you late
Jay Versache: the bell doesn't tell me to go to class I do
Damn son
Heidi Khattak I love quensadilla tbh
Heidi Khattak lol
Hahahah😂😂😂
LMAO I WATCH HIM TOO😂
“2+2 is 4”
“Right”
“4+2 is 6”
“Right”
*”Then you take it set it to the limit use rule of division then just substitute for the derivitive”*
_”i quit”_
Thats me right there 😂
Meh too
Same Dawg 😂
Retrozzz OH MI GOSHHH MEE
You understand my life.
Exactly.
If my teacher could rap like this then I’d never bust out the “can I use the bathroom “
When your teacher had enough and roasts you
lol
Virus Fails
My music teacher acts like this she only when she doesn't do that she sings all the time
I bet the teaching be wanting to roast the students when they get the easy questions wrong and acting stupid I have to admit it i have done it to many times
Lol
I showed this to my mother who is a teacher and she loved it also the parent rap to
Ok
"You should have learned this last year"
That was a major problem for me in seventh grade. My school started Honors classes in 6th grade for math and ELA, and I was in Honors for both. Because I was in Honors math, we skipped over a few stuff that we would generally be learning in our 7th grade year, but in 7th grade Honors math we should have learned that stuff last year which doesnt make full sense. So I now know how to, but I never really learned anything about circles and circumference and area of circles and stuff like that lol
"Unless you wanna never have a job and be a loser"
The kid that didn't study ended up being a Janitor...
And earned more than the teacher.
Ironic.
*when will we going to use this in life?*
question I ask everyday in school
same XD
Until 5th grade it helps but after u learn nothing its literally living hell
Oh plus when u spelled "question,everyday,ask,and school, u learned that in school. So get *rekt* xd
It depends on your career. Not to mention that the greater knowledge you have about the world the more you enjoy it. You never know when you will need it.
Same lol
“I quit” me right there
Double tap edits :3 Really no comments well first comment and that’s me when the bell rings for an honors math class
Double tap edits :3 same
Teacher: The bell doesn't dismiss you. *I* *do!*
*Fire bell rings*
It’s called the fire alarm for a reason
2018: the bell doesn’t dismiss you *I do.*
2021: the breakout room countdown doesn’t dismiss you, *I DO*
Um, technically it does tho...
*You don't dismiss me, the leave button does*
"Can I Use The Bathroom? Idk Can U" The Teachers Favorite Phrase
2:55 - 3:03 was so smooth it was my favorite part
"You can do this stuff believe me, look, 2+2 is 4"
"Right"
"4+2 is 6"
"Right"
"Then you take it, set it to the limit use rule division then just substitute for the derivative"
"I quit"
My favorite part as well!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Literally me and math!!!
Silverr Rose same 😂😂
Silverr Rose SAME
yup I'm wondering how many times he studdered in that XD
The whole video I was waiting for
“The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do”
Cuz that’s what ALL teachers say!
Same
true
True
"Kyle I never you essay"
"Wait what I gave it to you yesterday"
Classic teachers saying they didn't do it so they gotta do it again XD
I relized I spelled the first line wrong... "Kyle I never got your essay"
1:57 I'm weak when be said all these Aye's but you never get one.
teacher: ThE beLl DoEsnT DiSMisS yOu I dO
student: then what are the bells for
ITS FOR TACO BELL
If the bell doesnt dismiss u then It doesn't decide when you go to your next class
It reminds the teachers that it's the next period.
Omg y'all prolly still in middle school pleaseeee stop commenting on TH-cam
@@bootysnatcher9263 ?
2:52 is the most relatable part
3:32
I like those look at me references
If this is a joke account, it's doing a very bad job.
That's FASTER than the reference!
Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don’t know can you?
Me: here, Let me demonstrate
how does this only get 39 likes? this is probably the best comment in here -3-
seriously I swear to god most of the comments are just repeated on what the dude actually says in the rap, like this comment is actually made by you -3-
@@srimandava4323 1:12 :/
Show less*
@@yuna3775 qwq chill-
Teacher:please don't
"The bell doesn't dismiss you I do"
Classic.
I won't like to keep the 69
Teacher: EXCUSE ME
me: ur excused
Teacher: OFFICE NOWW
Bro those last words made the whole thing true! I just love the fact that this video is literally how teachers are.
Beat dropped harder than my math grade
Allegra Munying IM DEAD
this was so funny the 375374th time
Unoriginal
Lmao
Lit beat
This is literally the best teacher rap battle I have ever watch this year and some of the rap lyrics he says on this video is so relatable to me.
HAHA! tHAT was dope, Kyle! I've used most of those! lol
Thank you. Very entertaining!
“Y’all listen X but can’t find it” 👌💀
To x*
that was rlly smooth bc the next Line was “y’all better Look At Me unless I’m silent”
Don't talk to ur mans Aye can't keep your phone in ur pants? Lollllll
(Edit)
too many x puns
I read this as soon as he said it
Was lookin for the comment that would say that
"Yall listen to X but cant find it" well that hurt...RIP X
Ok we get it can we stop with the RIP X
"Can't keep my phone in my pants"
Meg May yeah rip x
DEEMO ???? dude some people still miss him ok like me
Seriously bro that stung rn im crying.....
The 2+2 part got me🤯 The time you spent mastering that section👌🏽
Tight as a drum! Beat's on point, I love it!
This is all so true especially “the bell doesn’t dismiss u I do!”
Mymy Violet ikr, what's the bell for then xD
Wiki Sasin right!
Mymy Violet do you even get bells your still a kid
Mymy Violet my teacher says that all the time
+Arian K that is some funny ass shit but at the same time some teachers don't give a fuck they'll just say don't forget to read chapter such and such and finish page whatever as the class is rushing out into the hallway lol
3:15
Yes Kyle?
Me:When are we ever going to use this stuff in life?
Teacher: Uuuum... Just do what your assigned!!!
So true
PartyPanda11111 yep
Lmao how do you even fail classes in hs tho? It’s literally easy asf
o
IntrovertedGamer123 TRUE DAT SO FREAKING TRUE!
A lot of WORK goes into your vids. So creative. So smart. So proud of you!
Why is every single one of Kyle's vids are SO TRUE!!
Can i go to the bathroom?
I dOnT KnOw, CaN YOu?
ll
I said that the moment he said it LOL!!
I'm a grammar geek x3
It's _MAY_ I use the bathroom?
A substitute teacher said that to my class mate one time and so they said “I don’t know can you get a real job” and then he left the room
Night Hayushi this happened to someone in my class and he screamed “DO YOU WANT ME TO PISS ON THE FLOOR, NO, DO YOU WANT ME TO PISS ON YOUR SEAT, NO, SO LET ME GO TO THE DAM BATHROOM” best thing that I have ever seen
Then you say may i use the bathroom
"the bell dont dismiss you, i do"
me: WELL YOU AINT GIVING ME PERMISSION TO BREATHE EITHER
Weird....then what's the point of the bell?
Lol omg get rekt
to tell the teachers to pack up apparently
that creepy dude at a party " WELL THE BELL DOESN'T TELL ME TO GO TO CLASSE I DO!😂😂"
This is so accurate to my bad SS teacher
Man, this was good. I love this. I hope there are more clips like this.
Loved it Kyle!! Three years too late but still very impressive!!
Who else still thinks this rap is fire in the new decade? 🔥🔥🔥
Lebron James you got that right buddy👍🏾
It is, I used to watch Kyle a lot and then I stopped watching him and I pressed his video and it led me to this
I do
YESS!!!!!!!!
XD
November now for me
Kyle: Sir, I tried none of this is easy
Teacher: you can do this stuff believe me, look 2+2=4
Kyle: Right
Teacher: 4+2=6
Kyle: Right
Teacher: Then you take it set it to the limit use the rule of division then just substitute for the derivitive.
Kyle: I quit
XD- this is my favorite part of the video 2:52
Edit: Thx for the likes :)
Same
He went from simple math to Calculus!!!🤣🤣
It just got hard.... 😆
when you click "Read more," after when Kyle says "right," what the teacher says is a plot twist
Exactly that part to fire and funny
Bruh the last few lyrics were spot on for some of my teachers
Mom rap is the best! And your videos are like GOLDEN GOLDEN!
I love how his voice switched as soon as the beat started
3:15 so true
Anthony Kagha Ikr
Anthony Kagha ikr
Anthony Kagha ikr xD
I legit asked my algebra teacher that he said "Good point"
KiloBravo 2000 lol
Me: Kyle just made a new song fire department: we will send every body we got me:its spreading
The best video I saw on yt today‼️‼️🔥🔥
Teacher:Hey!!! The bell doesn’t dismiss you. I DO!
Me: *Then what is the bell for?*
If the bell doesn't dismiss me the teacher does then the bell doesn't tell me to come to class either
AreumNari Doe haha true😂
*lol your not wrong*
The bell is for eating chicken nuggets..........obviously
lol ikr
“The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do” sounds familiar... 😂😂
EDIT: Thx for the likes and btw, one of my teachers let’s the bell dismiss me 🔔
baldi...
Yep
I HATE when teachers say that
Murp Murp :D yessiree
then it doesn't decide when i arrive either
fun fact of the day: its illegal for a teacher to hold you after the bell. If you dont believe me just look it up!
we do not care
When you copy another comment because no one cares about you
I don't think it's illegal,
I mean atleast a few more minutes until we learn something..
Wow who new other than u hey that rhymed
In america you are legally allowed to keep students in for 15 minutes
when Kyle said "y'all better Look at me unless I'm silent" hits the spot
"you guys listen to x but can't find it"
that's a big F
rip x
Long Live Jah
Can’t keep your phone in your pants
Thought this would be top comment when I came back but it’s sadly not 😭
Long live Jahseh
And The he Said” Look at Me “
"All these Aye'sbut you can't get one A
So funny
LOL
My teacher XD
Always in class with my homies
Just finished and got home
That was so Fire 🔥🚒
Teacher:The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do
Me:No, the bell doesn’t dismiss me, it dismisses YOU
My weird classmate: i aM tHe BeLl
You should do a student rap
Yea
yES
Why do you have that profile dumb ass kids these days like if you agree
HAHAHAHAHAHA
2+2 is 4
Right
4+2 is 6
Right
Then you take it set it to the limit use the rule of division then substitute for the derivitive
I quit😂😂
I honestly thought he was gonna say "2+2 = 4 - 1 = 3
PoohPlays quick maths
KillerStriking Z that’s my favorite part
KillerStriking Z 😭😭😂😂😂
KillerStriking Z yo that’s how my teacher be
3:51 love that beat
U literally make the best raps! 😭💘
If they say "The bell dosen't dissmiss you I DO!!!
Why the hell do they have bell then!!!😡😡😡😡😂😂😂😂
Marshie D this kid was about to leave class and the teacher said to him the bell doesn't dismiss u I do. And he said then what does it do. And she said it tells me when I ought to let u out
Marshie D
Ikr in our school we don't have a bell or a 5 min
Rude right?
Marshie D that reminds me of the time my teacher told our class that the bell doesn’t dismiss us because she does so the next day a kid came late and she got mad so he said if the bell doesn’t mark when a class ends only when it’s supposed to then it doesn’t mark when one starts either, and she never said it again😂
Marshie D almost missed bus home like that. Had no money for bus and it is a 1h walk
Marshie D exactly
Omg i hate when teachers say the bell does not dismiss you i do because thats what the bell is for
Sarai Bass yeah. And if the bell doesn't dismiss us, doesn't say when we come in😂😂
Sarai Bass ikr,EXACTLY,why have a bell if ur only gonna say i dismiss u
I just leave as soon as the bell rings no matter what the teacher says.
Sarai Bass you’re so right
Hailee F I know right xD
I have memorized all of your songs 🎉❤ my mom does not like any of your songs but I convinced her and now she loves it
This. Is. AWESOME DUDE!!!
*Top 10 Rappers Eminem is Too Afraid to Diss*
number 1 kyles teacher he is so afraid .............
Kyles teacher and Tyler1
C.M Playz what baout kyle little brother
Joey where
Joey ok thanks
This was pinpoint accurate...
I hate school
Me too
Me too
Bro that was FIRE🔥
You're out of this world broo 🔥 🔥 🔥
Ayeee🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
Clorox Bleach bro your all over TH-cam
CHEWCUBE seriously he really is
Angel Campbell there are so many accounts with the name Clorox bleach
"I quit."
ARMY!!!
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Bro i love this videos so much
Great video dude👏
*The bell dosent dismiss you i do*
Me:Then whats the purpose of bells in school...
My school literally said "it's to remind the teachers of when to let the students go"
To create beautiful music
Omg exactly
I know right.. all 6 of my teachers say that 🙄
We don’t even have bells. The students just stare at the clock and go “tEacHER lEt uS GO!!”
I can relate on the one when I give the teacher my homework or paper she some how doesn’t get it than gets mad at me saying *you should be more organized* YOUR THE ONE WHO HAS PAPERS ALL OVER YOUR DESK WITH NO ORGANIZATION
David Jones I can relate to the 2+2=4
4+2=6 then he says something hard as hell
IKR HIPPACRICTS
So akrat
David Jones Me to
xd I can relate
The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do, then the bell doesn’t decide when I show up!
this was KILLER!!!
Make more raps
I love them😘
Joy Bell/YOUNG LEGENDS They're on the way :)
+Kyle Exum this is awesome!! I love this
2017-2018 Teachers... R.I.P. Students. 👆👌
SharKify #true
SharKify lol
SharKify u mean this 🖕
SharKify lol
My teachers in 2018 yell at me all day
Great job!! Hilarious rap😂😂😂
This is freaking great
2.4K teachers just disliked this video.
2.6k now lol
Nope.. I'm a teacher and I like it 😁..
Wait... This is a teacher rap, that means teachers will like it not dislike..
@@quantbits2944 precisely!
2.7 actually
I wish my teacher can rap like this
Fenix Harris *could I'm sorry. I'm a grammar nazi. 😔
Fenix Harris I know right
xD Bvb AshesRemain
I shared ur channel with my whole orchestra class
UwU
I saw the last bit of this on vine and had yo find it and I’m glad I did I love this so much 💜😂
2:20 I hate when teachers do that
Beatrice Smith when a teacher says that,I picture this in my head every time,school is on fire,tests are one side of the room with fires closing in,same for the students,teacher:do I save the tests,or my students,decides,don't worry tests!I'm coming!,after school burns down and students are dead,teacher:okay students,heres the tests,take them when you get home,realizes:sigh,I should have saved the kids and printed new tests,oh well,every student!heres work for the weekend!
The G.O.A.T same
lol