I got dysentery and cholera at the same time. I was walking to my porch and my arms and face went numb and I couldn't walk and felt weak then I randomly started ejecting from both ends and felt like I got blown up by a bomb (litteraly) so I got rushed by and ambulance and them nurses with those ivs litteraly saved my life. Mad respect to all sailors that got that stuff
I caught dysentery once. As bad as you think it is it’s much worse. I don’t see how anyone could possibly survive it without medical intervention. As soon as you drink anything the water touching the bottom of your stomach triggers the small intestine & then large intestine to start spasming. Then you hear gurgling & you have about 20-30 seconds to make it to your favorite pooping spot. If you were also vomiting I think you’d probably die within a day or two. After you start feeling really dehydrated you start freaking out/obsessing about how you can retain water but it’s impossible. I thought I just had food poisoning for the first 2-3 days but it just kept getting worse. I thought I was going to die until I got to a hospital. As bad as I felt I could feel the effects of the IV drip after about 10 minutes. The whole ordeal mentally scarred me to the point I overcook everything & wont eat anything I think has a chance of making me sick and I won’t go to any country that doesn’t have clean water & plumbing. I shudder just thinking about it. The headache the gurgling guts the dry skin the sandpaper tongue & the taste I had in my mouth 🤢 I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.
Jesus.... I'm so glad you were okay 😢 Sounds like an absolute nightmare!! I had food poisoning once and it was the second worst sickness I ever had. Pneumonia being the worst. So I can't imagine stomach stuff worse than food poisoning 😭
You weren’t in Israel were you? They use opium to stop dysentery, or they used to. Watched this girl drink a few ounces. Highest person I ever saw. Apparently it stops the diarrhea cold too. Seems kinder, what you went through sounds awful.
@@dianelipson5420 Interesting! I'm in Canada, but I remember that when I had E.Coli and was in terrible pain (as well as spewing bloody yuck out both ends), one of the things the nurses put in my IV was Dilaudid. Not opium, but an opioid. I wonder if it was used as more than just a very effective painkiller? I have to say, the relief alone was blissful, and then I fell asleep for a good few hours!
I’ve had salmonella food poisoning and it was absolutely horrible, but not as bad as dysentery, I was only vomiting and diarrhea atst for a day and it took me and my ex almost two weeks to be able to do anything and I’m just grateful our eldest son didn’t eat any of what we ate 😢 note to self, if there’s a grocery strike going on, don’t go to the affected stores and buy discounted meat 😮
There was no modern medicine in the'modern' time 16th to 18th centuries. Just the medicine of Classical Greece and Rome. Medicine passed into the medieval period rather late in about the 1860's.
I just wanna say how much I appreciate this channel and its dedication of showing true pirate history! I suffer from rather bad insomnia and these videos before bed have been a godsend! thank you so much for continuing to post videos and keeping my mind occupied before bed and educating me on one of my favourite (and weirdly under appreciated/under covered in a non romanticised sense) era's of history!
noooooooooooooooooo it's not. see wikipedia: French word “La Poupe According to 2 sources: Origin of the Term Poop Deck The term “poop deck” originated from the French word “La Poupe, ” which means “the stern.” Therefore, the poop deck refers to the stern deck. The stern deck was traditionally the tallest deck of the ship and was used for navigation, steering, and observation of the crew.
A body building friend of mine went to India to visit his relatives (usually UK). Caught amoebic dysentery while he was there and lost 15kgs. It took him 2 years to put the weight back on.
I always wondered what the bloody flux was! Thanks for the delightfully gross explanation! I have more questions now. Also, new fear unlocked with the 'falling down' issue.
And how did Pirates wash their hands? Wipe their bums after going to toilet by pooping over the side of the ship or the buckets of waste? The drinking water on ships would have to last weeks or months and was usually filthy after a week or two. But what else was there to drink that was not contaminated.
@@chuckaddison5134 The Romans used silver as a water purifier but they also stored wine in lead vessels as it imparted a sweet flavour (lead acetate, which also gave them lead poisoning and neurological symptoms which some scholars believe led to madness and contributed to the fall of their Empire). So maybe they weren't so smart either.
Bad diet can cause trouble. Oh, you don’t *need* to have dysentery, either. If you have, say - Chronic Pancreatitis - then eating the wrong food can cause long and frequent stays in the bathroom with projectile diarrhea.
This reminds me of India, currently, they believe if you are bitten by a dog that has rabies, you will have puppies in your stomach due to the bite, by the time they exhibit symptoms, it's already too late
Maybe it started with "Butt-Pirates" ........... "Ave ye ever been below deck Billy ?....... No Captain Hind-Grinder ..... NO . Well , bend over and prepare for fish sticks ......... NNOOOOOOOO !!!! "
0:17 Bloody flux? The disease that immediately pops to mind is of course m Dysentery! Which considering the living conditions doesn’t exactly come as a surprise! In fact I’m sure they were at risk of more serious illnesses ! Considering sanitation, close quarters and rancid meat, I’d be very surprised if their digestive systems were riddled with parasites! Damn Miasmas, the ship and crew likely stunk and of course that’s what caused all diseases, as we all know! I don’t imagine any ship was good for your health . But don’t worry, the barber surgeon will have you good as dead as soon as he gets your humors back in balance and of course, we all know the best treatment for rectal bleeding 🩸 is a good blood letting. If you’re losing lots of blood, nothing like draining out more! You’ll be cured to death in no time!
Drinking beer would have been much safer than drinking water, due to the brewing process. During the cholera outbreak in 19th century, it was found that publicans and brewery workers escaped the horror of cholera.
This from an era when the average human life expectancy was nearly half what it is today. People can and did live to be quite old back then, from living a clean lifestyle.
"You don't have to be a pirate to fear shitting blood."
-Christopher Columbus, probably
I got dysentery and cholera at the same time. I was walking to my porch and my arms and face went numb and I couldn't walk and felt weak then I randomly started ejecting from both ends and felt like I got blown up by a bomb (litteraly) so I got rushed by and ambulance and them nurses with those ivs litteraly saved my life. Mad respect to all sailors that got that stuff
Omgggggg 😭😭😭😭
How did you get cholera and dysentery? I'm hoping that you're feeling better and it didn't leave any lasting effects.
@@tereseweckerContaminated water sources normally, though you can also get dysentery from food. Getting both at the same time is definitely possible
@@teresewecker Effected his grammar
I love that the thumbnail for deadly diarrhea is trudeau.😂😂😂
must be fallow cunuk
I caught dysentery once. As bad as you think it is it’s much worse. I don’t see how anyone could possibly survive it without medical intervention. As soon as you drink anything the water touching the bottom of your stomach triggers the small intestine & then large intestine to start spasming. Then you hear gurgling & you have about 20-30 seconds to make it to your favorite pooping spot. If you were also vomiting I think you’d probably die within a day or two. After you start feeling really dehydrated you start freaking out/obsessing about how you can retain water but it’s impossible. I thought I just had food poisoning for the first 2-3 days but it just kept getting worse. I thought I was going to die until I got to a hospital. As bad as I felt I could feel the effects of the IV drip after about 10 minutes. The whole ordeal mentally scarred me to the point I overcook everything & wont eat anything I think has a chance of making me sick and I won’t go to any country that doesn’t have clean water & plumbing. I shudder just thinking about it. The headache the gurgling guts the dry skin the sandpaper tongue & the taste I had in my mouth 🤢 I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.
Jesus.... I'm so glad you were okay 😢 Sounds like an absolute nightmare!! I had food poisoning once and it was the second worst sickness I ever had. Pneumonia being the worst. So I can't imagine stomach stuff worse than food poisoning 😭
I hated that you had to go through that, thank you for sharing what it was like. The poor Pirates.
You weren’t in Israel were you? They use opium to stop dysentery, or they used to. Watched this girl drink a few ounces. Highest person I ever saw. Apparently it stops the diarrhea cold too. Seems kinder, what you went through sounds awful.
@@dianelipson5420 Interesting! I'm in Canada, but I remember that when I had E.Coli and was in terrible pain (as well as spewing bloody yuck out both ends), one of the things the nurses put in my IV was Dilaudid. Not opium, but an opioid. I wonder if it was used as more than just a very effective painkiller? I have to say, the relief alone was blissful, and then I fell asleep for a good few hours!
I’ve had salmonella food poisoning and it was absolutely horrible, but not as bad as dysentery, I was only vomiting and diarrhea atst for a day and it took me and my ex almost two weeks to be able to do anything and I’m just grateful our eldest son didn’t eat any of what we ate 😢 note to self, if there’s a grocery strike going on, don’t go to the affected stores and buy discounted meat 😮
Sounds like what happens on modern cruise ships...
@heronimousbrapson863, it does . . . but what happens on cruise ships is virtually always norovirus, which spreads like wildfire. Blech.
A bout of norovirus on a cruise ship 🚢 can’t be compared with a bout of cholera on a 16th century privateer vessel.
Dysentery is still fatal if you're on your way to Oregon!
or if you even live in Oregon.
Ahhh 5th grade catholic school memories.
Love that game!!! Well, the original version anyway.....
Real life pirates blaming everything making them poop blood is the original “a dog ate my homework” excuse 😂
To be fair, germ theory wasn't a thing back then.
There was no modern medicine in the'modern' time 16th to 18th centuries. Just the medicine of Classical Greece and Rome. Medicine passed into the medieval period rather late in about the 1860's.
Well…they were scared sh*tless!
I just wanna say how much I appreciate this channel and its dedication of showing true pirate history! I suffer from rather bad insomnia and these videos before bed have been a godsend! thank you so much for continuing to post videos and keeping my mind occupied before bed and educating me on one of my favourite (and weirdly under appreciated/under covered in a non romanticised sense) era's of history!
Poor guys. It must have been truly miserable, painful & horrifying.
"...feeling like the world is falling out of your ass."
Ugh, if that ain't an accurate description of gastroenteritis.
oooo having that out on the open sea would be horrifying. Is that why they called it the Poop Deck though? (ahahahahaha.... I'll see myself out)
The "head rope"., a rope outside the hull at the bow of the ship, was used for the toilet.
@@stephenalexander6721 Ah... thanks. I wasn't actually being serious but appreciated nonetheless.
@@tomjohnson4922 you’re killing me smalls😂
🧀🤣
noooooooooooooooooo it's not. see wikipedia: French word “La Poupe
According to 2 sources:
Origin of the Term Poop Deck The term “poop deck” originated from the French word “La Poupe, ” which means “the stern.” Therefore, the poop deck refers to the stern deck. The stern deck was traditionally the tallest deck of the ship and was used for navigation, steering, and observation of the crew.
Having caught amoebic dysentery in my past. Let me just say that the world falls out your bottom.
Dear GOD... If you'd humor me, you about did you contract it?
Ha! His avatar is a pirate flag.
People can die of amoebic dysentery even with modern medicine.
A body building friend of mine went to India to visit his relatives (usually UK). Caught amoebic dysentery while he was there and lost 15kgs. It took him 2 years to put the weight back on.
I always wondered what the bloody flux was! Thanks for the delightfully gross explanation! I have more questions now. Also, new fear unlocked with the 'falling down' issue.
Two baths in a week? You want me to catch the flux?
I believe a line from "Shogun".
Knowing how 'good' medicines were back then, it was probably lucky for them they lost it.
Come eat this eel semen.
Flies carry dysentery
And how did Pirates wash their hands? Wipe their bums after going to toilet by pooping over the side of the ship or the buckets of waste? The drinking water on ships would have to last weeks or months and was usually filthy after a week or two. But what else was there to drink that was not contaminated.
This is why I don’t go on cruises.
Haha! Putting some rum in the water casks would have helped.
Read somewhere that a silver coin was put in the water barrel. Silver is antibacterial but I don't know that one coin would sanitize an entire barrel.
@@chuckaddison5134 The Romans used silver as a water purifier but they also stored wine in lead vessels as it imparted a sweet flavour (lead acetate, which also gave them lead poisoning and neurological symptoms which some scholars believe led to madness and contributed to the fall of their Empire).
So maybe they weren't so smart either.
and cholera: poor pirates. and no toilet paper.
Search berberine.
Blood pooping pirates would be a great punk band name tho
So glad I chose this video while I'm eating.
"falling down of the ass guts".
Lord, have mercy..
Just go on a Carnival cruise, maybe you can experience it too. 😂
[Pirate] has dysentery.
Other mariners got diseases also.
Bad diet can cause trouble. Oh, you don’t *need* to have dysentery, either.
If you have, say - Chronic Pancreatitis - then eating the wrong food can cause long and frequent stays in the bathroom with projectile diarrhea.
Dysentery in the ranks- Christopher Moltisanti
I heard there might be one other reason pirates had sore bloody bums...
As soon as they run out of olive oil...
Word is sailors still get sore bloody bums !!
Not sure why I was so keen to click this…
Makes you wanna run away from home and become a pirate? ARGHHH matey beware the poopdeck !!! ✌️🤪🤪🤪
Is that where they got the expression " just for shits and grins''?
Dodgy looking restaurants have the best food, though. 🤷♀️
“Here’s your medical attention, bro”
Has the bottom fallen out of your world? Get dysentry and let the world fall out of your bottom. 🤣
This reminds me of India, currently, they believe if you are bitten by a dog that has rabies, you will have puppies in your stomach due to the bite, by the time they exhibit symptoms, it's already too late
Maybe it started with "Butt-Pirates" ........... "Ave ye ever been below deck Billy ?....... No Captain Hind-Grinder ..... NO . Well , bend over and prepare for fish sticks ......... NNOOOOOOOO !!!! "
Lol, what?
Aaarg thee flux
Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhh
Dysentery is some serious $h!t
0:17 Bloody flux? The disease that immediately pops to mind is of course m Dysentery! Which considering the living conditions doesn’t exactly come as a surprise! In fact I’m sure they were at risk of more serious illnesses ! Considering sanitation, close quarters and rancid meat, I’d be very surprised if their digestive systems were riddled with parasites! Damn Miasmas, the ship and crew likely stunk and of course that’s what caused all diseases, as we all know! I don’t imagine any ship was good for your health . But don’t worry, the barber surgeon will have you good as dead as soon as he gets your humors back in balance and of course, we all know the best treatment for rectal bleeding 🩸 is a good blood letting. If you’re losing lots of blood, nothing like draining out more! You’ll be cured to death in no time!
0:21 Are you referring to dysentery?
You should watch the video
Drinking beer would have been much safer than drinking water, due to the brewing process. During the cholera outbreak in 19th century, it was found that publicans and brewery workers escaped the horror of cholera.
Shit, I thought this was an Alestorm video.
Honestly im surprised any species of animals at all survived on this horrible planet.
Oh! You’re the Medieval Madness man that I listen to!! 😂🤣
The clap wasn't a picnic either. The rail and a board, or death. There are no winning options on that table.
did not need to see the maggots, thank you very much!
Old school dysentery.
I can’t b the only one who thought 3:22 was weird right? Right??
This from an era when the average human life expectancy was nearly half what it is today. People can and did live to be quite old back then, from living a clean lifestyle.
I don't believe pirates ever existed but who knows.
It would ha e been miserable growing old in this time. Just the pain and infections from dental abcesses would be enough to make you insane
I recognise that voice...Medieval Madness, is that you?^^
And then, there’s *rectal fissures* ….
Like a Reddit moderator
It was s#it being a pirate, in fact it wasn't much better in the Navy, at least not in my day.
Gruesome 😮
Now when you say "pirate" are you talking about all sea faring crews or actual pirates?
😎💚💙👍👍🍺🍺
I've been diagnosed with Zero Further Flux Given, does that count?!
“My anus is bleeding…”
Holy Bloody F**k ….. literally
I thought it was from eating mexican food
they pooped on da poop deck.
aaaannnnndddd its a great way to stay in shape.
That's what the poop deck is for
Drinking does cause ulcers.. they most likely figured this out and misunderstood the pooping blood aspect?
Blood 🩸 fart 💨😂😂