An incredibly stupid sequence from the action movie The Transporter. He uses a crane to scrape the bottom of his car and avoid an explosion. Who wrote this?
When I saw this I stopped watching this movie, what a stupid guy to think in a scene like that? I mean, who imagined he'd look at the crane and think "My way out, easy greasy!"
I remember watching this movie in theaters when I was 11 or 10, and some old man was laughing hysterically while I was getting mad at how terrible this scene/movie was. I never understood why he was laughing so hard until now lol. This guy was seriously crying and he was louder than the movie.
When I first saw this I could do nothing but laugh. It's so implausible it hurts the brain to even try to make sense of it. And yet... I enjoy watching it every time. W.T.F.
Amateur, i easily barrel roll my car without scratches just going to the convenience store. Happens all the time. Movie is more than plausible. I find it was holding back what can and can't be done to cars. :/
an incredibly stupid sequence? people who thought this movie was serious are fools, it's pretty evident, from the first scenes of the first movie that theres alot of humor to it
@piofol What is that an argument in favor of? What does being 12 have to do with anything other than saying 'opinion does not matter'? Is this another weak attempt at an appeal to the 'childhood nostalgia' argument because you used pleasant memories of Jason Statham to block out the trauma of being molested by some family member? You know they say 12 is a critical age, worst one to get raped at. I think we know 2 things now, you need therapy for your trauma, and that rape is no laughing matter.
I saw this in a packed theatre; everyone started laughing so hard we missed the dialogue in the next few scene. Worth every penny.
this scene makes "transporter 2" a masterpiece!
8 years have past! I'm just wondering, have you grown up yet? do you still think this scene made the movie a masterpiece? lol
When I saw this I stopped watching this movie, what a stupid guy to think in a scene like that? I mean, who imagined he'd look at the crane and think "My way out, easy greasy!"
I remember watching this movie in theaters when I was 11 or 10, and some old man was laughing hysterically while I was getting mad at how terrible this scene/movie was. I never understood why he was laughing so hard until now lol. This guy was seriously crying and he was louder than the movie.
This is just slightly harder than opening up beer bottle with credit card :)
Should have been an audi commercial.
I laughed and laughed when I first saw this.
This is so much better with the 1911 old-timey look and sound!
I know this is supposed to be cheesy but this shit just passed all boundaries of what's acceptable, hilarious though
When I first saw this I could do nothing but laugh. It's so implausible it hurts the brain to even try to make sense of it.
And yet... I enjoy watching it every time. W.T.F.
Just saw the movie and couldn't believe how ridiculous it was. You could even argue if this was the worst scene. :D
isn't this the transporter 2? much more ridiculous than the first.
I was 12 and I loved the movie.
This is one of the funniest scenes I have ever watched.
HAHAHAHAHA - how unrealistic can you get!?
It's like in F-Zero GX, where there is a bomb ontop of the Blue Falcon, and a crane is also used to take it off. :P
In the theatre, some guy yelled "b*llsh*t" and everyone roared with laughter!
damn that Audi sure is a good car
This is what the Nostalgia Critic would call.....FRYING THE COKE. :-D
This is exactly why Fast and Furious recruited Jason Statham
Yup, I mean, I'm all for suspension of disbelief, but within reason... This one's a bit too much...
Yeah.
This is meant to be taken seriously. C'mon, folks.
Yeah, but this is on parody level, Leslie Nielsen.
Looks like Sharknado.
even thought the bomb explodes right under the car, it has no scratches at all. -.-
heheh.....i taught him how to do that.....then i woke up from the dream....darn it!!!
That's how they removed carbombs back in 'Nam.
I do this every day when I go to work, no big deal.
Amateur, i easily barrel roll my car without scratches just going to the convenience store. Happens all the time.
Movie is more than plausible. I find it was holding back what can and can't be done to cars. :/
i hate it when this happens
I did this on the way to work yesterday. Simple.
It was so bad it's good.
So stupid but so awesome
That's it. I'm getting me an Audi.
Frying the coke brah.
Does this come in the standard audi package or do I have to pay extra?
Why didnt he just get out of the car?
I do this all the time; what are you talking about?
Straw man!
wait! Are u telling me this isnt real?!!?!11@@
Even Jesus with the help of god would have a low percentage of succeeding in doing that..
@DemonDante77 Plausible.
an incredibly stupid sequence? people who thought this movie was serious are fools, it's pretty evident, from the first scenes of the first movie that theres alot of humor to it
@staticflare No......it's still just bad lol
Haha, I can do that with the NFS haha...!
Just kidding...
Not even Travis Pastrana could do that !!!
i seriously hate jason statham now.
great movie, but that was just fake and almost spoiled it
This is why i hate this movie. . .
@BollocksUtwat tl;dr
lol wtf are you talking about
@tucci06 ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@piofol What is that an argument in favor of? What does being 12 have to do with anything other than saying 'opinion does not matter'? Is this another weak attempt at an appeal to the 'childhood nostalgia' argument because you used pleasant memories of Jason Statham to block out the trauma of being molested by some family member? You know they say 12 is a critical age, worst one to get raped at. I think we know 2 things now, you need therapy for your trauma, and that rape is no laughing matter.