Mario Party is ruining mine and SMii7Y's marriage

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  • @HaloX0
    @HaloX0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3420

    John's ability to talk so fast while complaining to Smitty is fucking incredible

    • @DropDeadMaxxi
      @DropDeadMaxxi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      right? if i tried that it’d just be a bunch of babbling that isnt even words

    • @Blaqandbloo22
      @Blaqandbloo22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      top 10 rappers eminem is afraid to diss

    • @eeggg9953
      @eeggg9953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *top 10 rappers eminem was too afraid to diss*

    • @TheArtistLuna
      @TheArtistLuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Got to that part right when I read it

    • @hi_hello7410
      @hi_hello7410 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro's faster then Eminem

  • @izihlahla
    @izihlahla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2646

    why is smii7y’s reaction to john’s anger just aggressive kissing 😭

    • @nejjums
      @nejjums 3 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      it’s how gay marriage works. i think

    • @stormpooper3338
      @stormpooper3338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Because they married

    • @noeherrera4791
      @noeherrera4791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      You gotta kiss your bro sometimes.....it's not gay..

    • @Peku_G
      @Peku_G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Thats just how it works LMAO

    • @dragonicender6599
      @dragonicender6599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      it's his secret kink

  • @holy.water.
    @holy.water. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

    “this is actually going to be pure positivity oozing from me today” that did not age quite so well

    • @nikosikiric5550
      @nikosikiric5550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I accidentally read that as he said it lmao

    • @yoshwig
      @yoshwig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nikosikiric5550 omg same 😂

    • @DreamsWithDragons
      @DreamsWithDragons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That shit didn’t she for 12 seconds he instantly called them dog shit 😭

  • @Whyareweheremyguy
    @Whyareweheremyguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    Anthony's the middle child of John and Smii7y during all of this madness.

    • @azakranos8100
      @azakranos8100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      BYZE is the uncle watching from the side with a beer.

    • @lynxrunning
      @lynxrunning 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@azakranos8100 Byze occasionally saying something like "you guys are so toxic-"

    • @Bl4ck_N0tsus
      @Bl4ck_N0tsus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Delirious the last child (Youngest child) watching them all:
      "Good thing I have snacks with me 😀🍿"
      Da snack✨:
      🍿🍹🍬🍫🍩🍪🥧🍧🍦🍡🥛🌭🍔🍟🍱
      Idk if any of ya'll know delirious but im just gonna say it

  • @yogigibowman
    @yogigibowman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1850

    Smii7y: "If John and I are doing bad we're gunna be so mad at eachother"
    I didn't know trying to make out with someone was a form of anger..

    • @thealarm7057
      @thealarm7057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Being mad is pretty gay, so it all checks out.

    • @yogigibowman
      @yogigibowman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@thealarm7057 I must be very gay all the time 😎

    • @kindasleepi
      @kindasleepi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Definitely my form of anger

    • @moi4089
      @moi4089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      According to ao3 it is

    • @yogigibowman
      @yogigibowman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@moi4089 LMAO UNDERRATED REPLY

  • @crystalmoon116
    @crystalmoon116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    If John and Smii7y divorce who gets the Bear fists? 😔

    • @chronee5390
      @chronee5390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      They'll have shared custody over the bear fists 😔

    • @aperson-vy8yh
      @aperson-vy8yh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      1 fist each

    • @matthewcole395
      @matthewcole395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Smii7y gets the right since John left 😔

    • @jensh2353
      @jensh2353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bear fist?

  • @ED-du4xu
    @ED-du4xu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Watching Kyroz rage at smi77y while Kryoz was running in circles going the wrong way is hilarious

  • @KC-Kream
    @KC-Kream 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Every time Kryoz and Smii7y angrily "make out"
    11:13
    21:09
    29:34

  • @ember_falls
    @ember_falls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    "ok today I will go to sleep early"
    _man publishes a 30min video_
    "oh ffs"

    • @ember_falls
      @ember_falls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      morning update by the way: I watched a few minutes but decided it's just beat to leave it for the next day

    • @Epictacotime
      @Epictacotime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ember_falls some good laughs in the morning does the body good

  • @namelesscreature8843
    @namelesscreature8843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    You guys might need to see a marriage counselor after this.

    • @adreeeandanothere510
      @adreeeandanothere510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No bane! This time I break you!!

    • @adreeeandanothere510
      @adreeeandanothere510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “And so Batman drove his automated car into bane, making him unconscious”

  • @Rotappleazzie
    @Rotappleazzie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    The intros are just getting smoother and smoother! Their awesome!

    • @davisgv6232
      @davisgv6232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Smother*

    • @donut1667
      @donut1667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They’re

    • @Elec.Balloon
      @Elec.Balloon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@davisgv6232 "Smother"?!

    • @benji7734
      @benji7734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Elec.Balloon there gettin smother and smouther every thyme

    • @thomasway0320
      @thomasway0320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      John’s little animations are a blessing

  • @mannym2419
    @mannym2419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Mom, dad can y'all stop fighting please :(

    • @defectivepikachu4582
      @defectivepikachu4582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      dad, dad can yall stop fighting please

    • @ReiDaTecnologia
      @ReiDaTecnologia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah stop fighting at the bed, i want to sleep!

    • @user-sc9ht2tb7u
      @user-sc9ht2tb7u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ReiDaTecnologia join them

    • @ReiDaTecnologia
      @ReiDaTecnologia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-sc9ht2tb7u sadly they aren't my step-dad and mother

  • @kats_makeup_
    @kats_makeup_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Thanks to smii7y I’m now just going to threaten to kiss my friends when I’m mad at them

  • @PyroBlaster
    @PyroBlaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    John these intros are honestly really good! I hope you have even more fun doing them whenever you do :D

    • @Kryoz
      @Kryoz  3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      They're quite a bit of additional work but its pretty fun

  • @disappointed2764
    @disappointed2764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Damn these intros really are bangin

  • @dendenmars
    @dendenmars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    7:48 how was john able to speak so fast yet so clearly ???

  • @koenschaepers5371
    @koenschaepers5371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Why is no one talking about the fact that you can see so much progress in johns intros, there so fk good

  • @Mr.M3LON
    @Mr.M3LON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I can’t wait to watch this video again in 2 months on Smiitys channel

    • @MasterNix
      @MasterNix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I forgot it was not his channel. Man, they really are the same person.

    • @jasminemhoon4959
      @jasminemhoon4959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did you watch it?

    • @Mr.M3LON
      @Mr.M3LON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jasminemhoon4959 yea I did

  • @cXspXr
    @cXspXr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    can we just talk about how good john's narrative skills are in the beginning of the video? he takes us through the intro as if he's introducing and driving us into a story. MOI PERFECTO *chef's kiss*

  • @MajinMavel
    @MajinMavel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    7:50 Kryoz really became a rapper, Change my mind

  • @xvoidk1ng
    @xvoidk1ng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I can see you're working hard. I'm commenting so you can get the reward you deserve. Keep up the good content, I'm loving it.

  • @beatles616
    @beatles616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I cant wait for them to figure out that they can walk over the star space and still get it lmao

    • @Kryoz
      @Kryoz  3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      shut up no way this is true

    • @beatles616
      @beatles616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Kryoz As far as im concerned lmao, I think whenever i played with friends that's how it was for us

    • @adriankok7315
      @adriankok7315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think teams have different rules

    • @beatles616
      @beatles616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@adriankok7315 ah okay that makes sense, mb

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @♡ Collared Evie ♡ probably because not a lot of ppl play teams.

  • @gasterrific
    @gasterrific 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The amount of times SMii7Y said "let's make out"/"kiss you/me on the mouth" is astounding

  • @superyoonie6874
    @superyoonie6874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    He used the M word in his title, it's canon now.

  • @codymakinson
    @codymakinson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    7:48 is that vine where the kid is yelling at the other kid and then he goes “cuz he fuckin pushed me!”

  • @illiardbilliard2355
    @illiardbilliard2355 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    10:16 I know it's been two years but I still can't move past the fact that Byze picked both crates that had 1 acorn each and said they were strong

  • @asinineintentions7773
    @asinineintentions7773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:24 byze: "oooh strong, strong"
    *one nut*

  • @slipperynodd578
    @slipperynodd578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:30 as a certified homosexual, I approve this joke lol

    • @summerp2246
      @summerp2246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      CERTIFIED HOMOSEXUAL 💀

  • @blightedvictor
    @blightedvictor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    i love the animation in the beginning of every vid, shows how much you care.

  • @WhirlpoolDestruction
    @WhirlpoolDestruction 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “You got feet the size of Florida!” My favorite quote from Anthony

  • @khyrllin
    @khyrllin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    if you guys divorce, can i stay with you :(

    • @4ndrushka
      @4ndrushka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If they get a divorce the world will end my guy

  • @christopherschuch5328
    @christopherschuch5328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Mario Party can ruin friendships, marriage, everything.

  • @callismo
    @callismo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    John being quicker than smii7y in uploading part 3 makes me happy

  • @viktorvaldez4232
    @viktorvaldez4232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:17 Anthony and his best joke

  • @abbielynn8984
    @abbielynn8984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The beginning of this video looks like a mental health awareness video

  • @neyney6242
    @neyney6242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:40 for the first toxicity

  • @hellishotdontbeathot211
    @hellishotdontbeathot211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Dad and dad are getting divorced just like my real parents lol

  • @hadhemybt
    @hadhemybt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    if smii7y and john break up i will lose the little bit of hope in humanity i have left, like, this would be my last straw

    • @havenz8249
      @havenz8249 ปีที่แล้ว

      THEIR TOGETHER??

    • @ATLAS3040
      @ATLAS3040 ปีที่แล้ว

      I DON'T THINK SO??

    • @ATLAS3040
      @ATLAS3040 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is just joke i sure

  • @danielskinner7370
    @danielskinner7370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Imagine the custody battle for content if kryoz and Smitty get divorced, any money they gonna start a gofundme or kick starter then post about if for add revs

  • @DRTAAPEWORM
    @DRTAAPEWORM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ty for getting me into bbno$ about 3 years ago still there and enjoying thanks Kryoz ((:

  • @banana_m862
    @banana_m862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how in 5:35 it says Matt is playing golf

  • @dramaticskunk5799
    @dramaticskunk5799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    your little animations in your intros are really making me want to get back into animating :0

  • @TheSoCanadian
    @TheSoCanadian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that first yarn minigame at like 7:30 ish was 100% kyroz fucking up

  • @nathanielmalcolm6623
    @nathanielmalcolm6623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Part 1 was were Smii7y & John were getting mad at each other but then aggressively kiss making up as an apology.
    Hopefully in Part 2, the *gracious yet spiteful Nintendo Gods* will bestow upon these 2 the power to get that W. 😅🤣

  • @sleepyhope1084
    @sleepyhope1084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Love those intros, so much talent

  • @Sal-vt3px
    @Sal-vt3px 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I want the kind of relationship John and Smitty have

  • @somesquidguy13
    @somesquidguy13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Johns animated intos are just pure gold, love his style

  • @twistedfates
    @twistedfates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    All this talking over eachother sounding like any "teams" i get in any pvp games while the enemy is just working together and killing us

  • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
    @generictimestamperstupendi9021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:27 "i hategays" 9:00 fat rolls for monty 12:14 why your eyes like that 15:07 just for kids- no kicks 24:00 arf like a dog.... never do 50 turn not enough adrex 29:20 you made a B

  • @firepowder
    @firepowder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Only a few days but I've already rewatched this soo many times, can't wait for the next part 😔💞this shit bangin I love your content king

  • @viktorvaldez4232
    @viktorvaldez4232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    32:51 at that moment byze get
    He F*ck Up!

  • @sohftskies
    @sohftskies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Such an awesome intro John I love it !!!

  • @Laura-px8xr
    @Laura-px8xr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    this is so cool i love gay people

  • @justahighguy500
    @justahighguy500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The „You’re cringe“ from Kryoz fit perfectly with the end of the cringiest add I have ever seen in my life and I have seen adds from politicians trying to be cool

  • @xyrissmith1325
    @xyrissmith1325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “…but when it takes 2 hours for the …”
    Wait it only took you guys two hours? I didn’t know y’all were speed running the game for 20 turns.

  • @andrewflores3819
    @andrewflores3819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    John becomes an auctioneer at 7:48

  • @weinerbrohomeslice
    @weinerbrohomeslice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can’t ever see shy guy and not think back on what Anthony said about shy guys uncle in cards against humanity.

  • @booblover59
    @booblover59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Keep up the good work bro

  • @13bb11
    @13bb11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i love a supportive boyfriend for outro shoutout

  • @viktorvaldez4232
    @viktorvaldez4232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:29 Me when I get joke that's good joke

  • @bapadaboopee589
    @bapadaboopee589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kryoz speaks crazy fast, he needs to be a bbno$ feature

  • @diarrheanoodles3713
    @diarrheanoodles3713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wario was throwing so hard he literally ruined the roll twice by making it 10

  • @Lat3r426
    @Lat3r426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That title is wrong… your marriage is stronger then ever

  • @katelavender7989
    @katelavender7989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "b for becond place" is the most underrated joke of this video 😂

  • @TheMcdonald
    @TheMcdonald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ****12:13** shy guy whipped**

  • @dustnt1154
    @dustnt1154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That final mini game for this part was hilarious xD I hate Bumper Brawl dude

  • @cXspXr
    @cXspXr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i need a movie in which john plays a person (and narrator) in an apocalypse that just gives absolutely no fucks as the worlds just in chaos around him. john has such a nonchalant, dark, deadpan voice and just way of existing lmao

  • @manny1179
    @manny1179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The intro just sounding like a Ted talk now and I love it

  • @oztranscendence2055
    @oztranscendence2055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I used to exclusively play 50 round games in mario party 6 and I don't know how my family is still alive.

    • @KaileeMarieAG
      @KaileeMarieAG 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh you see, i also did exclusively 50 round games but i was lonely so it was me playing mario party ds 50 rounds with just the computers 😭😭

    • @oztranscendence2055
      @oztranscendence2055 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude I did that aaaaallllll the time since it was one of the few games we had and I didn’t know the Xbox 360/ps3 existed until 2012

  • @kadenneddo9961
    @kadenneddo9961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the earliest I have ever been to a video

  • @paladinmoonfish3827
    @paladinmoonfish3827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    your intros get better and better with each video

  • @Nathanway19
    @Nathanway19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been waiting for another Mario party video for so long!

  • @soapgf
    @soapgf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    it makes me so mad when they can literally get the star if they went a different route

  • @zaynanater5980
    @zaynanater5980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m so sorry to hear that, maybe try counciling?

  • @BeginningGenesis
    @BeginningGenesis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lmao I've played a 14h kingdoms game and my gosh friendships coulve never been more ruined 😂🙌

  • @intheshadows4287
    @intheshadows4287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Feelz bad w how this all ended from the other two usually losing to these boys was the fastest 180 I'd seen in a good while but as much as I love all yall it's nice when Anthony gets a dub cause the excitement levels are great.

  • @flashback4019
    @flashback4019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You guys should totally get married in real life as a joke. Yes totally as a joke

  • @theolrazzledazzle
    @theolrazzledazzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the positivity in this video made me rethink my entire life choices. thank you for your service my dude.

  • @frodgesoup7997
    @frodgesoup7997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    All the Smyoz people are gonna love this video

  • @billiamfancypants
    @billiamfancypants 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I think we lost by 1” loses by 5

  • @Skybee717
    @Skybee717 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i really like this kind of content. its so entertaining

  • @kiwitheleafeon
    @kiwitheleafeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:41 "dumb fu-"

  • @thatchesterguy
    @thatchesterguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the preroll Catroons you are doing!

  • @eternal2769
    @eternal2769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the animation you did for the intro.

  • @aggitatedcat9575
    @aggitatedcat9575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun fact: there are fanfictions on ao3 about you know who

  • @nyahnooki
    @nyahnooki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love the new intros sm

  • @HoneyBunches44
    @HoneyBunches44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mario Party ruins more than just friendships apparently lol

  • @windlink6496
    @windlink6496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    20 turns???
    Sounds like normal Mario party players asking for glory or punishment 😂

  • @girffe7442
    @girffe7442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:40 this proves John and Smii7y are both equally stupid. John told Smii7y to move when Smii7y was already at the rights spot, and Smii7y did the same when John had finished where he had to go. Loved it

  • @bresak9296
    @bresak9296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks for posting 🤠

  • @_zealos_8213
    @_zealos_8213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    smii7y and Kyroz bicker like a married couple~
    _on the verge of divorce..._

  • @kaymarie252
    @kaymarie252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love the title!

  • @marybird5940
    @marybird5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I watch everyone’s POV of games but I was waiting for yours

  • @Shay_Mendez
    @Shay_Mendez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That intro music made me think my phone was ringing XD

  • @CHRNCRNGD_XoX
    @CHRNCRNGD_XoX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you so much for your outros

  • @ilikeyacutg1035
    @ilikeyacutg1035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nooooo... You two are my favorite marriage couple 🥺😩

  • @ianwhite7583
    @ianwhite7583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:28 they had the same points

  • @steaksinc.3521
    @steaksinc.3521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At 22:50 byze screams like CJ from gta sa

  • @scales0094
    @scales0094 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just realize i got john's personality when in group vc, which is silence, anger and talk fast😂

  • @bradyjulian693
    @bradyjulian693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They are good for the kids but I am a bit confused on how to do that for the first week and then they have a new plan to be a new one and I will have them in a few days