@@emillyyelen5169 I'm not trying to😂 almost no one is going to do more then enjoy this comment, not even bother with the replies, and go on with their day, I'm trying to add on to it, and I did make a typo so I'm deleting it any way, But before you make a comment like that, think and ask yourself, "Who is the one being a jerk here?"
forgot to represent the "without benefits" position. It's everything he's already offering to do, except she isn't attracted to you and won't ever sleep with you!!
Man imagine having a strong mutual platonic relationship, to have someone you can really rely on and confide in, who isn't out to get anything from you. Friendship is awesome like that.
@@potentially_me the issue is a biological one. Straight men can't maintain a platonic friendship. They will eventually catch feelings. And if they maintain the friendship after catching feelings it's at their own detriment. Your username is Anna, so I'm assuming you're a girl. Text your male friend and tell him you have feelings for him. I'd bet my whole left arm he "feels the same way"
@@MrJsintic Whether you're right or not: There's no "without benefits" position, that's just friends. Friends can grow apart because they have different needs. It's not her fault you feel the friendship isn't worthwhile because you caught feelings for her. If biologically men can't have healthy platonic friendships with the gender they're attracted to then you're also implying that gay guys can't have male friends and bi/pan guys pretty much can't have friends at all. :)
@@labyrinth4799 there's nothing wrong with being a mall cop normally, but there is a problem if you applied to be a marine and they said I see you more as a mall cop
@M-X39462 I've been that asshole and it's really not amazing realizing you're just one of many. Hooking up on the first date, how many other guys has she done it with? Will I get an STD this time around? There's no winning because the opposite is just as fucked.
It's not a problem. If the world was filled with fuckboys, society would fall apart. If the world was filled with people like you, it'd be filled with strong, dedicated relationships. That's nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, in times like these, where trust and connection are hard to find, I daresay it's something to be proud of. 🙂 I know it's easy to feel like you're missing out on playing the game. But I'll tell you from experience that it's not all it's cracked up to be. I've got a bodycount of 20, and that high bodycount is the _reason_ I'm trying to meet the love of my life at this point. Experience is what convinced me that hookups weren't worth it. I want something real, now. And whenever I find it, I know I'll be happier than I ever was when I was playing the game. So don't feel bad. You're skipping the tutorial and going straight for the main game. Trust me - it's worth it. And when you find the love of your life, she'll love you for the fact that you're so earnest, because that's so rare and so valuable these days. Good luck out there, soldier.
Lol it's so accurate. Overqualified for the FWB position. That's why most guys don't want a "good job." Guy 1 doesn't want to be the guy who pays the girls bills and pay for her food and other stuff while the girl has s3x with Guy 2. With Guy 2, she doesn't even know or care if he has a job or not. The girl likes Guy 2 for who he is as a person.
Thank You Michael now you can tell the next applicant to come in? I still need to fill the position you interviewed for. Thanks a bunch see you at brunch.
Yeah that's why she says he's over-qualified. That's the joke. It looks like you don't really have anything to add, you just wanted to flex how low your standards are?
Because "Friend with Benefits" and "Boyfriend" enjoy the same perks, but "Boyfriend" has to buy luxury purses and dresses. Also, "Boyfriend" has expectations of being in a committed, monogamous relationship, whereas "Friend with Benefits" has no such commitments.
Yep, you accept the boyfriend position and just keep applying for other FWB positions. Ironically, having a stable boyfriend position will look even better on your next FWB interview 😂
do you know the saddest part, is you didn't conquer your will, means you didn't meet your expectation after all patience and adjusting. you didn't get you your credit that you deserve, cause they only care for what they think what's best for you or what kind of position will you fit.
When I study too hard for a test then fail
1k like lol
ME AND PHYSICS 🤠
Well, he actually passed. Fwb is bullshit.
It's rigged
Dammit, I’m too successful
“I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown”
😭😭
lmfao
Dbz abridged
Drown in getting cheating on and all the weak intimacy?
@@dazdilinger1151 I want empty love so I can complain about it dammit!
Starts next week so she can fill the friends with benefits position this week.
Or get filled by the friends with benefits position
True
Ayo
Damn man
Underrated comment
😂😂
Did you win?
"Yesn't"
But at what cost!
Suffering from success
1K likes and no comments? Let’s change that!
I hate when girls look at me and see their dream boyfriend when all I want is to smash and vanish.
‘Friends with benefit’s position still open tho 😂
He doesn't even know. Should we tell him?
I love how this is just as much a commentary on job applications as it is relationships
Mission failed successfully
@@Heavenlystubble dont try to be funnier...
@@emillyyelen5169 I'm not trying to😂 almost no one is going to do more then enjoy this comment, not even bother with the replies, and go on with their day, I'm trying to add on to it, and I did make a typo so I'm deleting it any way, But before you make a comment like that, think and ask yourself, "Who is the one being a jerk here?"
@@emillyyelen5169you seem fun.
“The big ones hurt”
“I made you wait because you’re special”
Gross
I paid for dinner with the others cause I wanted transactional s*x, but I respect you too much as a peer to allow myself to pay for the check
Yikes brother
I meant it's a gross perspective to have... No one owes you sex
@@ANonyMouse627and no one owes you their time
Exactly like the other relationships I've been in Totally against my will.😂
Modern dating in a nutshell cause you know she's gonna being conducting interviews for the sneaking link position. 💀
Her beauty is beyond words.
But her character is aweful...
F U nee ja
"Like all the relationships I've been in, they're totally against my will so...I accept!" Funny, yet painful. Still--funny!
-how about bf position?
-Yeah everybody tells me that...
😢I could feel it bmro
I don’t like doing this on TH-cam, but…
She is preposterously attractive.
A bit of an exaggeration there pal
Mid
She really is. Anyone who says mid I have some bad news.
@@MDE_never_diesanyone who says mid has different tastes? Doesn’t seem like bad news.
She's hot. You're just blind.@@libanali626
I’ll see you at brunch 😂😂😅😅 this just killed me 😅😅
Painfully accurate.
I found a workaround. It's basically like quiet quitting. I do the bare minimum and still get laid and then leave for a better paying job.
Bro is suffering from succes😞
Equal parts funny & sickening 😂
forgot to represent the "without benefits" position. It's everything he's already offering to do, except she isn't attracted to you and won't ever sleep with you!!
Yes because that's what being a friend is is being there for someone and emotionally supportive
Man imagine having a strong mutual platonic relationship, to have someone you can really rely on and confide in, who isn't out to get anything from you. Friendship is awesome like that.
@@potentially_me the issue is a biological one. Straight men can't maintain a platonic friendship. They will eventually catch feelings. And if they maintain the friendship after catching feelings it's at their own detriment.
Your username is Anna, so I'm assuming you're a girl. Text your male friend and tell him you have feelings for him. I'd bet my whole left arm he "feels the same way"
@@MrJsintic Whether you're right or not: There's no "without benefits" position, that's just friends. Friends can grow apart because they have different needs. It's not her fault you feel the friendship isn't worthwhile because you caught feelings for her. If biologically men can't have healthy platonic friendships with the gender they're attracted to then you're also implying that gay guys can't have male friends and bi/pan guys pretty much can't have friends at all. :)
@@labyrinth4799 there's nothing wrong with being a mall cop normally, but there is a problem if you applied to be a marine and they said I see you more as a mall cop
ladies and gentleman: she got him
"Thank you for the opportunity...."
Teetering on friend zone with that one, good to hear that "boyfriend" was available....
He starts next week to give her time to get ran through some more before then
Yummy
I swear I have the same problem. Sometimes I tell myself I'm gonna be the asshole who pumps and dumps, but I can never bring myself to do it.
Oh you gotta try it, it's amazing
@360recapsexactly this
@@M-X39462agreed. It's also super hot if she's married.
@M-X39462 I've been that asshole and it's really not amazing realizing you're just one of many. Hooking up on the first date, how many other guys has she done it with? Will I get an STD this time around? There's no winning because the opposite is just as fucked.
It's not a problem. If the world was filled with fuckboys, society would fall apart. If the world was filled with people like you, it'd be filled with strong, dedicated relationships. That's nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, in times like these, where trust and connection are hard to find, I daresay it's something to be proud of. 🙂
I know it's easy to feel like you're missing out on playing the game. But I'll tell you from experience that it's not all it's cracked up to be. I've got a bodycount of 20, and that high bodycount is the _reason_ I'm trying to meet the love of my life at this point. Experience is what convinced me that hookups weren't worth it. I want something real, now. And whenever I find it, I know I'll be happier than I ever was when I was playing the game. So don't feel bad. You're skipping the tutorial and going straight for the main game. Trust me - it's worth it. And when you find the love of your life, she'll love you for the fact that you're so earnest, because that's so rare and so valuable these days.
Good luck out there, soldier.
“ I’ll see you at brunch” is a great kicker.
Bro and there's 69 likes 💀
First mistake. Showed up for interview dressed.
Such a good point. Cause it got him too many points. He should have undersold.
😂😂
I lost it when she said Ben-eff-its
The way she said 'intervieww', I melted into a simp!
😁
Who is she ?
That's was unronically my teenager years 😢
more like friend zone after 6 months of dates and akward hugs
Suits, law by mike and better call saul have prepared me for this exact moment.
Other options, "bank teller". Once they suck it all out of your pockets, they dump and seek someone else.
100% accurate ✨
It's better than the quasi-queer [not really] friend zone position😢💔
I second this!
😂😂😂 KEY WORDS. AGAINST HIS WILL
Never, never let your self be interveiwed by a sober chick ;p
When he turns to the side and suddenly has an inverted/negative chin, I immediately understood how everything is against his will 😅
Lol it's so accurate. Overqualified for the FWB position. That's why most guys don't want a "good job." Guy 1 doesn't want to be the guy who pays the girls bills and pay for her food and other stuff while the girl has s3x with Guy 2. With Guy 2, she doesn't even know or care if he has a job or not. The girl likes Guy 2 for who he is as a person.
No you're not 🤣
Thank You Michael now you can tell the next applicant to come in? I still need to fill the position you interviewed for. Thanks a bunch see you at brunch.
Damn I'd sign him up for that FWB position!!!
The second she mentioned she was looking for an emotionally stabled man I knew she was up to something lol
The way she says "position" my goodness...
This happens to me every time😂
At this point, I wish I qualified for either
Dang funny but so true 😂😂😂😂
I hate when this happens to me
Any other girls have a FWB guy who kinda does the opposite?
It starts as “please stay the night, this time” and then “let me take you to breakfast…”
..the best upgrade..
I see this as an absolute win
Why , if you relate with that guys than your are a back up dude to be used when she’s done having her fun 😂
Why is it always MICHAEL 😂😂😂
I'm tryna be like this guy
Luckily, I was the right guy for the job for plenty of employers 😂
None of those things are a prerequisite for casual sex. I’ve literally done it with people locked up in the loony bin
👁️👄👁️
Uhm... 📸
Yeah that's why she says he's over-qualified. That's the joke.
It looks like you don't really have anything to add, you just wanted to flex how low your standards are?
@@stevemattero1471I was with someone who SHOULD be in the looney bin, does that count? Lol
FBI open the door?
When I study so hard my teacher thinks I cheated
I lived in a pink house as a baby too
How the fuck?!?! why is that a bad thing? sounds like a massive win!
Because "Friend with Benefits" and "Boyfriend" enjoy the same perks, but "Boyfriend" has to buy luxury purses and dresses. Also, "Boyfriend" has expectations of being in a committed, monogamous relationship, whereas "Friend with Benefits" has no such commitments.
She started that interview like she wanted a bf, not a fwb
*proceeds to hire 3 more friends with benefits positions*
You get to pick up the pieces after she had her fun.
Sounds like hes getting the friendzone position 😂
Usually not into blondes, but damn
Well I don’t need that kind of friend I will force my brother to …❤
How did your interview go son?
It's complicated
Sorry, I'm not interested in the boyfriend position with organizations that are actively interviewing candidates for a friends with benefits position.
I am, with my wife
Jeez, thats relatable
😂😂😂😂 my God hahahaha Soo good!!!
I only get the “Get the fuck out of here, and don’t look at me” position.
when they like that you resemble star
“No I’m not”
Oh boi this is relatable😅
Damn. Thats how it is sometimes 😥
I can relate.
I mean, it works for me. 😆
Bro getting schooled
Mission failed, successfully
Bro you just need to talk to them lol and they dtf in a week or day
Damn yall are getting interviews?
Yep, you accept the boyfriend position and just keep applying for other FWB positions. Ironically, having a stable boyfriend position will look even better on your next FWB interview 😂
I mean they do (not all) but it’s just you might not know if you passed, failed or even if you showed up to the right testing facility lol.
This is exactly how it works for Simps with a thick wallet. She is still interviewing for Chad.
Lmaoooo🤣
As long as you are young and no problem for BPH as you aging, grab it 😅
All relationships are technically FwB if you don’t take it seriously 😊
I mean...he didn't lose
do you know the saddest part, is you didn't conquer your will, means you didn't meet your expectation after all patience and adjusting. you didn't get you your credit that you deserve, cause they only care for what they think what's best for you or what kind of position will you fit.
I wanna see one for the man who gets what he wants
At least he admitted it
Imagine her dad watching 😢
Try celibacy mode it's the best. 😅
They do its called a first date
There's a silver lining, he could just not turn up. 🤷♂️
but they actually do, it's just not in the standard interview format
Wait do ppl not interview their fwb? ...i am THOROUGH
He fails right away!
Anyone else getting Margot Robbie vibes?
Meanwhile on that week she was getting ran through. Until the boyfriend position came through on the following week.
So, boyfriend... no benefit. So true.