I've delivered pizza before and can 100% confirm that these are the kind of coworkers you have to deal with. Some batshit crazy, and some are either sociopaths or psychopaths. Not everybody, but it's a definite pattern.
I’ve been the customer getting delivery and, although never a delivery driver, in customer service. Every time I get a cool driver (which is 99% of the time), I hope their customers are cool and their coworkers help the shift go by calmly after they leave.
OMG Thank u so much for this Video Lewis.This and the gin tonic made my night....🤔mhhh I should throw some garbage on the neighbours property...them Bitches.
Hi,!I HAVE A QUESTION, WHO WROTE THE WORDS : WE SHALL LEAVE NO ONE BEHIND? WHY THIS CAME TO ME I D'o KNOW WHO SAID THESE WORDS. AND I AM HAVING MY : REMEMBER WHAT I READ , HRARD AND SAW IN HISTORY CLASS. I AM 58 YEARS OLD AND I AM GOING BACK THROUGH WHAT I WAS TAUGHT. I would like to look into the eyes of the teachers i had and to stand there and have to look them in the eye and. We would be able to tell r right away they already knew.
They knew i would survive.. a blink is it . whos eyes are your kids eyes??? HUH TELL ME!!! who is looking into your kids eyes?? ITS NOT YOU!! Who in the hell is teaching my kid every day WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE PARENTS!
Now i feel like instead of being outside playing and using my IMIGINATION i AM INSIDE FIGURING A STRADEGY TO CUT ALL SOCIAL MEDIA. TAKE EM OUT. ITS MY GENERATIONS JOB TO FIGHT FOR OUR NEXT GENERATION . AS an experienced veteran of our school system from 1962 they made it to 1982 i do not have to say no more about the rest 80's and90's now look at the crap we are standing in
I have started going blind from these phones text comments i love being OUTSIDE as a kid. That is where you use your IMIGINATION. Now I am 58 AND I CANT STAND OUTSIDE not. Here where I grew up
LEWIS WAS RIGHT AND I AM HERE TO Tell you why he was right. I have gone blind from these phones my eyes i am always squeezing them now they water. Look lmao THE FUCKING SUN IS A FOOT ABOVE MY HEAD! I REMEMBER THOSE AIR RAID DRILLS MY SISTERS no.
Lewis Black wrote what he is reading ~ ~ ~ First Clue - None of today's teenagers and young adults (up to about 40-years old) can't write a piece over three or four lines long - - and they are devoid of recognizing or having the capacity to create these stories with the intent of passing it off as humor, as their sense of humor is woefully lacking. Black adds the chortle-chortle because he can. When one is purportedly passing along a story from someone else they can contribute leading laughter that automatically urges the audience to participate. If he was laughing at his own material, he would be considered a poor comedian for having to promote response.
@@rayhoward363 I’m not sure it’s a good idea to reply to a comment from three months ago, but I’m so stricken by your generational hatred. No one under 40 has a sense of humor? I’m old enough to know the feeling of “Man, I do not get kids today,” but your disdain in your comment makes me want to ask, in all seriousness without any mockery, are you ok?
@@83gemm ~ I can't imagine why it would ever be not not OK to respond to a comment from any time period. I don't have generational hatred, I did not speak anything but the truth. I am around school kids daily of all grades K-12 and live in a large neighborhood of younger parents, therefore based on what I've seen is stated pretty accurately. As for humor witiin the stated ages, it is exactly as written. These people have none. All humor has to be based on a truth that is known to everyone or they won't understand, as they have no relationship with what they are hearing. And, I think they are hesitant to lauggh it up as they fear offending somebody. Today's 40 perhaps 45 and under age group is not aware of a thing unless it has happened in thier lifetime. I find it very disturbing how little history this age group knows. Now, we (you and I) might live in entirely different areas that is made up different types of people. I am surround by what one would think should be perfect for pretty much anything you'd think of, but sadly it is not the case. My area: As I said, a lot of the people ar 45 and below, very high percentage of college degrees to include masters and doctorates. Well above average income with homes ranging from $500,000.00 to around $750,000.00. They all have children with very few exceptions and obviously provide the best of everything to and for them. All of the adults have to be a part of the collective, they gather daily (the women) throughout the neighborhood on each others front porch (usually 4 to 6 in each party) to drink wine. I see all of this as I sit on my porch quiet a bit and listen to low playing music and read or just watch the cars pass, I tell you this to get to my next point. If this wasn't so sad it would be funny (at least to me) the ladies gathering for their wine talk very little, to each other, they all stare at their phones. They are devoid of face to face conversation. Maybe it's the bunch around me but for over 80% of the 45,000 people that live in my little hamlet to have advanced degrees and supposedly socially rounded by todays standards, they appear extremely challenged as to living up to a normal human being. All I know regarding what I spoke of is what I see and hear on a regular basis. By the way, the men are just as nutsy socially. They can't speak without a local beer in their hand.Instead of "generational hatred" as you stated, I simply observe. I am very much OK and I don't hate anybody, I'm simply amused and saddened to see how society is headed, it's not good. A quick story to my point, I have hundreds but this is pretty representative of my previous comments. Back in late June or July of '21 a neighbor had been car shopping with his son and they came home with a nice low mileage Ford Ranger pickup they ran up on and the son liked it so they did a deal. They parked in front of the house and the son summonded me from my porch to come see his new (to him) truck. It was nice for the year and I bragged on it a bit to make him feel even better about his truck. While we were standing talking the father, the son and me; the father said to his son, I noticed the truck needs some gas, he hands the boy a $20.00 bill and suggested that he run to a nearby station and get some gas. The son says Ok heads to the truck to leave and turns around comes back to where we're standing and said, I need your card. For what the father said? To use at the gas pump to get some gas. The obvious next question from the father. Why do think I gave you that $20.00. The son said he was wondering about that. Long story short, this 17-year old boy had never seen gas paid for with anything other than a card poked into the gas pump. His father explained the sequence to follow to pay cas and the boy left, but he looked like he was going to dread trying this new thing and he looked a bit confused at the same time. Now, full disclaimer; I like this family, all of them there is a wife, another son (younger) and you couldn't ask to live to nicer folks. Something is out of kilter with the young'uns from about 45 down to 1-month old. Are they strange, yes do I hate them? No. Observe people closely, you will see for yourself, some of what you see will be amusing and sad as well as almost every adjective in the book, but no reason to hate. Long reply, but I hope helpful.
@@rayhoward363 I couldn't agree more. My own children have common sense. They had jobs and responsibilities. They knew how to treat people. That's how most people used to be. What I see today leaves my mind boggled. How will these people do anything in life? It's frightening. Also, I agree on Lewis Black. I went to see him and got to meet him. He has told stories for years and wanted to give others a chance for their stories to be heard. Everyone is invited to submit a rant. He reads a few (probably cleaned up grammatically and such) and yes, his telling makes it funnier. Lewis is a giver in many ways and in these cases, he's giving a platform for other folks to tell their stories. People like Lewis help me forget temporarily about people like banned pizza boy. EDIT: My children are in their late 20s and mid-30s, one special needs. They are an exception to your age group, yet I see what you see way too often. Special needs doesn't mean helpless.
When the guy who makes millions of people laugh can't STOP laughing, you know it's funny!
I've delivered pizza before and can 100% confirm that these are the kind of coworkers you have to deal with. Some batshit crazy, and some are either sociopaths or psychopaths. Not everybody, but it's a definite pattern.
So true. So fuckin true! LoL! 🍕🍕🚙🚙🚙
I’ve been the customer getting delivery and, although never a delivery driver, in customer service. Every time I get a cool driver (which is 99% of the time), I hope their customers are cool and their coworkers help the shift go by calmly after they leave.
"And it was the best birthday I ever had." Fucking killed me!
I am SOBBING from that line 😂😂
We have all known people like this in our lives.................
i used to be a guy like that in my youth. looked back 10 years later and thought "wow, that guy was an asshole. how the hell did he ever hold a job?!"
You mean to tell me there's a low-paying job that DOESN'T have one of those guys on staff?
Banned from a Cul-de-sac
a furious pizza driver in denver- that was funny
I think I have worked with this guy. They're never fun but they're fun to watch, if you get my drift.
This was ridiculously funny!
That is priceless.
I love Mr. Black he is hilarious
OMG Thank u so much for this Video Lewis.This and the gin tonic made my night....🤔mhhh I should throw some garbage on the neighbours property...them Bitches.
I CANNOT quit laughing!!!!
Since trash is that guy's platform, he'd make a great politician.
Custodial sentence, it's only a matter of time.
Awesome!!
I Agree 👍🏽.
Holy fuck.
See, some people should use drugs🤣 But don’t cut them in half unless the Dr, tells you to😆😆😆😆
thanks
now I want to know what the sexually suggestive bumper stickers said.
I mean I hope he doesn't have access to firearms! Just sayin...
Hi Lewis!
Lmfao
Hi,!I HAVE A QUESTION, WHO WROTE THE WORDS : WE SHALL LEAVE NO ONE BEHIND? WHY THIS CAME TO ME I D'o KNOW WHO SAID THESE WORDS. AND I AM HAVING MY : REMEMBER WHAT I READ , HRARD AND SAW IN HISTORY CLASS. I AM 58 YEARS OLD AND I AM GOING BACK THROUGH WHAT I WAS TAUGHT. I would like to look into the eyes of the teachers i had and to stand there and have to look them in the eye and. We would be able to tell r right away they already knew.
Try the military
That’s what we get for eliminating the draft.
Someone like that wouldn't last 5 minutes in boot camp.
Someone like that wouldn't last 5 minutes in boot camp.
No, these types are sociopaths and should be TF away from the military.
i feel like that would make it worse
Older people are funny
These people are 10 or 15 years older than myself...
Loves this lots
They knew i would survive.. a blink is it . whos eyes are your kids eyes??? HUH TELL ME!!! who is looking into your kids eyes?? ITS NOT YOU!! Who in the hell is teaching my kid every day WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE PARENTS!
😁✌❤
*WHY would U be dispensing?* when one can watch Lewis Black his on video? 🤑🤑🤑
Now i feel like instead of being outside playing and using my IMIGINATION i AM INSIDE FIGURING A STRADEGY TO CUT ALL SOCIAL MEDIA. TAKE EM OUT. ITS MY GENERATIONS JOB TO FIGHT FOR OUR NEXT GENERATION . AS an experienced veteran of our school system from 1962 they made it to 1982 i do not have to say no more about the rest 80's and90's now look at the crap we are standing in
I have started going blind from these phones text comments i love being OUTSIDE as a kid. That is where you use your IMIGINATION. Now I am 58 AND I CANT STAND OUTSIDE not. Here where I grew up
LEWIS WAS RIGHT AND I AM HERE TO Tell you why he was right. I have gone blind from these phones my eyes i am always squeezing them now they water. Look lmao THE FUCKING SUN IS A FOOT ABOVE MY HEAD! I REMEMBER THOSE AIR RAID DRILLS MY SISTERS no.
This was funny, but it’s just Lewis Black reading someone else’s stuff.
Lewis Black wrote what he is reading ~ ~ ~ First Clue - None of today's teenagers and young adults (up to about 40-years old) can't write a piece over three or four lines long - - and they are devoid of recognizing or having the capacity to create these stories with the intent of passing it off as humor, as their sense of humor is woefully lacking. Black adds the chortle-chortle because he can. When one is purportedly passing along a story from someone else they can contribute leading laughter that automatically urges the audience to participate. If he was laughing at his own material, he would be considered a poor comedian for having to promote response.
@@rayhoward363 I’m not sure it’s a good idea to reply to a comment from three months ago, but I’m so stricken by your generational hatred. No one under 40 has a sense of humor? I’m old enough to know the feeling of “Man, I do not get kids today,” but your disdain in your comment makes me want to ask, in all seriousness without any mockery, are you ok?
@@83gemm ~ I can't imagine why it would ever be not not OK to respond to a comment from any time period. I don't have generational hatred, I did not speak anything but the truth. I am around school kids daily of all grades K-12 and live in a large neighborhood of younger parents, therefore based on what I've seen is stated pretty accurately. As for humor witiin the stated ages, it is exactly as written. These people have none. All humor has to be based on a truth that is known to everyone or they won't understand, as they have no relationship with what they are hearing. And, I think they are hesitant to lauggh it up as they fear offending somebody. Today's 40 perhaps 45 and under age group is not aware of a thing unless it has happened in thier lifetime. I find it very disturbing how little history this age group knows. Now, we (you and I) might live in entirely different areas that is made up different types of people. I am surround by what one would think should be perfect for pretty much anything you'd think of, but sadly it is not the case. My area: As I said, a lot of the people ar 45 and below, very high percentage of college degrees to include masters and doctorates. Well above average income with homes ranging from $500,000.00 to around $750,000.00. They all have children with very few exceptions and obviously provide the best of everything to and for them. All of the adults have to be a part of the collective, they gather daily (the women) throughout the neighborhood on each others front porch (usually 4 to 6 in each party) to drink wine. I see all of this as I sit on my porch quiet a bit and listen to low playing music and read or just watch the cars pass, I tell you this to get to my next point. If this wasn't so sad it would be funny (at least to me) the ladies gathering for their wine talk very little, to each other, they all stare at their phones. They are devoid of face to face conversation. Maybe it's the bunch around me but for over 80% of the 45,000 people that live in my little hamlet to have advanced degrees and supposedly socially rounded by todays standards, they appear extremely challenged as to living up to a normal human being. All I know regarding what I spoke of is what I see and hear on a regular basis. By the way, the men are just as nutsy socially. They can't speak without a local beer in their hand.Instead of "generational hatred" as you stated, I simply observe. I am very much OK and I don't hate anybody, I'm simply amused and saddened to see how society is headed, it's not good. A quick story to my point, I have hundreds but this is pretty representative of my previous comments. Back in late June or July of '21 a neighbor had been car shopping with his son and they came home with a nice low mileage Ford Ranger pickup they ran up on and the son liked it so they did a deal. They parked in front of the house and the son summonded me from my porch to come see his new (to him) truck. It was nice for the year and I bragged on it a bit to make him feel even better about his truck. While we were standing talking the father, the son and me; the father said to his son, I noticed the truck needs some gas, he hands the boy a $20.00 bill and suggested that he run to a nearby station and get some gas. The son says Ok heads to the truck to leave and turns around comes back to where we're standing and said, I need your card. For what the father said? To use at the gas pump to get some gas. The obvious next question from the father. Why do think I gave you that $20.00. The son said he was wondering about that. Long story short, this 17-year old boy had never seen gas paid for with anything other than a card poked into the gas pump. His father explained the sequence to follow to pay cas and the boy left, but he looked like he was going to dread trying this new thing and he looked a bit confused at the same time. Now, full disclaimer; I like this family, all of them there is a wife, another son (younger) and you couldn't ask to live to nicer folks. Something is out of kilter with the young'uns from about 45 down to 1-month old. Are they strange, yes do I hate them? No. Observe people closely, you will see for yourself, some of what you see will be amusing and sad as well as almost every adjective in the book, but no reason to hate.
Long reply, but I hope helpful.
@@rayhoward363 I couldn't agree more. My own children have common sense. They had jobs and responsibilities. They knew how to treat people. That's how most people used to be. What I see today leaves my mind boggled. How will these people do anything in life? It's frightening. Also, I agree on Lewis Black. I went to see him and got to meet him. He has told stories for years and wanted to give others a chance for their stories to be heard. Everyone is invited to submit a rant. He reads a few (probably cleaned up grammatically and such) and yes, his telling makes it funnier. Lewis is a giver in many ways and in these cases, he's giving a platform for other folks to tell their stories. People like Lewis help me forget temporarily about people like banned pizza boy. EDIT: My children are in their late 20s and mid-30s, one special needs. They are an exception to your age group, yet I see what you see way too often. Special needs doesn't mean helpless.
how else would we hear it, LOVE THIS GUY ,he has guts
I'd like to know who that kid was, lol. Just to see what he looks like, 😅