Ronald Reagan - Gorbachev joke😂😂

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  • @conradocalilung9523
    @conradocalilung9523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45336

    The late Pres. Reagan delivered jokes with a punch. Love them!

    • @iam8401
      @iam8401 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have one anecdote Reagan would never say. 160 million of 280 million in USSR had free housing and basically owned their place. Just for working 40 hours a week, and getting job was guaranteed. +Free healthcare, and free education up to Ph.D. By 1985 many had cash on hand to buy car.. They were more expensive than 2 bedroom appartments.
      Oh my bad, this is not anecdote, this was a trueth. That is why Reagans spent billions of these laughing taxpayers money to fight USSR.

    • @weaselodooms
      @weaselodooms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      My favorite is still the "missed me" afterca balloon popped during his speech.

    • @yiannimil1
      @yiannimil1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Εverything was funny to him
      It comes with white privilege I guess

    • @weaselodooms
      @weaselodooms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yiannimil1 imagine being so insecure, that you think humor is white privilege...

    • @yiannimil1
      @yiannimil1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@christopherscott8853 you welcome! lets see what you and yr kids do with it during the later half of the 21st cent....spend sometime pondering this or, as an alternative, spend it to finish that GED

  • @jubbybrab
    @jubbybrab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14851

    Wow, what a fella! I can’t wait to vote for him in the 1984 election!

    • @woodyw6891
      @woodyw6891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +698

      Guess we’ll see how that trickle down economics works.

    • @rylanjones8434
      @rylanjones8434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Haha good one... Not

    • @alexrogers777
      @alexrogers777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      literally 1984

    • @fart-man
      @fart-man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      The 1984 election makes me proud to be Minnesotan

    • @jubbybrab
      @jubbybrab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@fart-man literally the only state that voted for Walter Mondale

  • @Edgar_Hoods
    @Edgar_Hoods 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    You know someone’s important when his driver is Gorbachev.

    • @meilinchan7314
      @meilinchan7314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's a Soviet joke that also shows the contempt the Russians had for Gorbachev and the whole Soviet system.

    • @arthurf1fanoficial460
      @arthurf1fanoficial460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      May this legend rest in peace

    • @mucia55
      @mucia55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@meilinchan7314 actually Gorbachev was a symbol of ending the soviet system and turning or opening to the western world, so those who praised USSR didn't like him much, to put it that way..
      Just ask Yanayev.

    • @mahamudnur1582
      @mahamudnur1582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      May be that was Putin! The ace of aces

    • @nigstar1239
      @nigstar1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mucia55the 1991 attempted coup says at all:

  • @FTulumello
    @FTulumello 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    And they were so friendly that I'm sure even Gorby laughed at this when he heard it.

    • @thomasbangash5808
      @thomasbangash5808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I believe Gorby was there in the audience that time.

    • @eliasziad7864
      @eliasziad7864 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thomasbangash5808 Putin was a spy amongst those crowd, Putin is KGB.

    • @austinwilliams7919
      @austinwilliams7919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He said that it was the one joke that even Gorby laughed at, before he told it to the crowd.

    • @orbitalsummer
      @orbitalsummer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gorbatschow rose to power weithin the party in the 60/70 - you better believe nobody who became powerful, especially then, didn't had some bodies burried.

    • @slyking214
      @slyking214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@orbitalsummer even today prime ministers and presidents alike have stepped on a few bodies to get to where they are.

  • @WasBlind_NowISee
    @WasBlind_NowISee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4185

    He delivered so many Gorb jokes with perfect conviction every time

    • @lubov5569
      @lubov5569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He was a hollywood actor, dont you know? Is logucal he can deliver a joke

    • @rokuthedog
      @rokuthedog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@lubov5569 logucal huh? sounds serious

    • @redwater4778
      @redwater4778 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the USA did to the Russian people wasn't funny.

    • @eirschu8973
      @eirschu8973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@rokuthedog sirius you meen?

    • @林大為-s9i
      @林大為-s9i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eirschu8973 joce u mean

  • @danyboy773
    @danyboy773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7058

    Perfect delivery even knowing millions of people are listening in silence

    • @andybagwell4588
      @andybagwell4588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What…🫠

    • @kaan8964
      @kaan8964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@andybagwell4588 he meant "Reagan knew millions of people were listening to his speech in silence (to hear what he has to say), so he, aware of this, made the perfect delivery"

    • @TheAstroG
      @TheAstroG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The 1000th like.

    • @elsmith4671
      @elsmith4671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly 😂😂

    • @TheInterestedObserver
      @TheInterestedObserver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do you think they only laughed because he was too important?

  • @richsalazme
    @richsalazme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15144

    This is the kind of jokes I like. Just when you thought you know the punchline, it goes a different route.

    • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
      @jed-henrywitkowski6470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I see what you did there.

    • @dontwantnoalias
      @dontwantnoalias 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      this was so obvious

    • @lifethroughromans8295
      @lifethroughromans8295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@dontwantnoalias - No it wasn't.

    • @erkl8823
      @erkl8823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Really? What did you think it would be?

    • @nickmiller9910
      @nickmiller9910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lifethroughromans8295 why did you add a “-“

  • @baschoen23
    @baschoen23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I never want to forget this joke. It's flawless.

  • @hereLiesThisTroper
    @hereLiesThisTroper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17019

    RIP to the greatest limousine driver of the Soviet Union.

    • @andrewbordbar3440
      @andrewbordbar3440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      And RIP Reagan ❤️❤️❤️

    • @Novusod
      @Novusod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      This is the reason Reagan won 49 out of 50 states in 1984. Not this particular joke per say but the way he would put on a show for people whenever he spoke.

    • @alexander-mauricemillamlae4567
      @alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, he fucking died as well??? Who's next? KJU? Biden? Winnie the Pooh?

    • @bezdras
      @bezdras 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hot hell to that peace of sh*t driver!

    • @georgeyoung613
      @georgeyoung613 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Novusod its the same reason that idiot obama won twice. Terrible leader but a great speaker.

  • @tripsrossi7038
    @tripsrossi7038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7461

    That shit was pretty damn funny 😁 😂

    • @zacziggarot
      @zacziggarot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Would be if I hadn't heard the same joke about the pope

    • @piotrmalewski8178
      @piotrmalewski8178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Stalin wants to smoke his pipe but can't find it. Picks up a phone calls Beria;
      'Beria? My pipe is missing. It's a diversion! Start working!'
      A few days later Beria comes to Stalin's office and gives a report; 'Comrade Stalin, we have investigated the case of missing pipe. A conspiracy has been discovered. 58 people have been arrested and interrogated. They all confessed and have been execu...'
      'Not so fast Beria! I've found my pipe!'.

    • @samsven6689
      @samsven6689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funny story
      Today maybe 5-10% own their car in the west. The banks own everything 😂😂😂jokes on us😳

    • @tangetaier1783
      @tangetaier1783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't even laugh

    • @mrahshanullah8031
      @mrahshanullah8031 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tangetaier1783 me too

  • @kenneth8477
    @kenneth8477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7896

    Imagine your driver is Mikhail Gorbachev😂🤣

    • @youlig1
      @youlig1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@AslanGuseinov lame

    • @rorschacht8478
      @rorschacht8478 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AslanGuseinov This only tells me your imagination is absolute shit.

    • @TripAMD
      @TripAMD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @_sludgefactory lmao

    • @CH-zp2rh
      @CH-zp2rh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or Putin😂

    • @kenneth8477
      @kenneth8477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@AslanGuseinov Mikhail is one of the greatest Soviet Leader

  • @crane3
    @crane3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3111

    I was born in USSR in 1978 … immigrated to USA in 1996.. I remember my classmates telling this joke in late 80’s.. was laughing my a** off.. can’t believe it originated from Reagan..😂😂😂

    • @mrgallbladder
      @mrgallbladder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      It didn't. But Reagan was a great joke reteller

    • @anthonyfletcher8053
      @anthonyfletcher8053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      How was your experience over there?

    • @jwjagian6790
      @jwjagian6790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Late 90s

    • @DoctorSkillz
      @DoctorSkillz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I was born in USA and migrated to USSR in 1969.

    • @glassmanorangjitra
      @glassmanorangjitra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same story but different characters, all the time.

  • @randybeltrame2906
    @randybeltrame2906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6675

    Greatest story ever I don’t know who he was didn’t recognize him but his driver was Gorbachev awesome story

    • @GeoPePeTto
      @GeoPePeTto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      I prefer the one with the Pope. Same kind of joke. Police stops them, the pope was driving and the chauffeur was in the back behind a black glass. The finale the same, except the police officer says: “ I think it was Jesus because the pope was driving. “

    • @Aceshot86
      @Aceshot86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      To bad I can't say the same for your punctuation.

    • @do-i-need-a-name_music
      @do-i-need-a-name_music 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Aceshot86 read it as if they have problem breathing it sounds fine then

    • @Aceshot86
      @Aceshot86 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@do-i-need-a-name_music you have no punctuation either. Is the internet just full of idiots. In my day it was only a few idiots. Now it seems you exist everywhere, in droves.

    • @mstrfool
      @mstrfool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I can't help but suspect Gorbachev even got a chuckle with that one.

  • @donk5058
    @donk5058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1613

    Dang, whoever wrote this one has a great sense of humor

    • @derpythean-comdoge8608
      @derpythean-comdoge8608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      This is an old ass joke. I’m pretty sure the original is about the pope and the cop goes “I think it must be jesus because the pope was driving”

    • @zherean42069
      @zherean42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@derpythean-comdoge8608 Still funny lol

    • @vanillaicecream3652
      @vanillaicecream3652 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/AXhWOgaCVWQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@derpythean-comdoge8608 lmao

    • @yomasane3670
      @yomasane3670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who admits remembering this gem? "I paid for this microphone!!!"😉

  • @WitchMedusa
    @WitchMedusa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is honestly amazing

  • @servers5717
    @servers5717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1515

    I always liked his joke where a balloon popped in the distance and he said “missed me” 🤣

    • @TweekLudwig
      @TweekLudwig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That one’s a classic too lol

    • @Liquoricilicious
      @Liquoricilicious 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idgi

    • @TobiasKryze
      @TobiasKryze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Liquoricilicious are you serious?

    • @TweekLudwig
      @TweekLudwig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@Liquoricilicious If I remember correctly, Reagan almost got shot in an assassination attempt on him, so when the balloon pops during another speech, he’s quick to say “Missed me”, which makes the crowd laugh at the situation

    • @PorkchopExpression
      @PorkchopExpression 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@TweekLudwig he did get shot

  • @dangarcia5634
    @dangarcia5634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    Holy crap, if Gorby is driving, this dude must be important! Hard pass 😂😂😂

    • @emeraldcity_
      @emeraldcity_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes, that is the joke.

  • @svegxl
    @svegxl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1630

    I imagine even Gorbachev had a good laugh at this joke rest in peace sir God bless you Reagan.

  • @trazyntheinfinite9895
    @trazyntheinfinite9895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The punchline is timeless

  • @vigokarnebeek9856
    @vigokarnebeek9856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Imagine giving stalin a ticket

    • @andycapo9you
      @andycapo9you 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Instant Gulag for sure

    • @vladimirmakarov334
      @vladimirmakarov334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He would have looked at you and maked you sweat

    • @britishladuk1235
      @britishladuk1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      “suka blyattttt, gulag for you”

    • @The3LetterAgency
      @The3LetterAgency 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vladimirmakarov334 there is no sweat to be dropped from a cold bastard of a man.

    • @amirudinadnan7024
      @amirudinadnan7024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If that really happened we all will lose our life privilege because we all know stalin is far more ruthless and merciless than hitler. Even hitler still have limits but with stalin we are all gonna die for sure.

  • @kaechan9590
    @kaechan9590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Lmao!!! These jokes probably got a chuckle from Gorbachev himself

  • @aryanyenni9058
    @aryanyenni9058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    good tribute to the “relationship” reagan and gorbachev had

    • @lymerance
      @lymerance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s not relationship. Americans conned Gorbachev to dissolve Soviet Union. Gorbachev can not be forgiven for betraying Soviet Union

    • @lymerance
      @lymerance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s not relationship. Americans conned Gorbachev to dissolve Soviet Union. Gorbachev can not be forgiven for betraying Soviet Union

    • @Scoopthemoopoop
      @Scoopthemoopoop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lymerance 😂😂😂

    • @marisapaola9010
      @marisapaola9010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@lymerance you wanted Russia to remain Communist? No civil rights? Perhaps a nice gulag for you. People want their freedom.

    • @AviOCE
      @AviOCE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marisapaola9010 Yes all those civil rights and freedom the people in Russia currently have!

  • @cheezst8ke
    @cheezst8ke ปีที่แล้ว +13

    A president that told jokes that made sense and you can understand what he was saying.

  • @samuelgomezmartinez5257
    @samuelgomezmartinez5257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I love.his jokes

  • @murielsmith8922
    @murielsmith8922 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    We need Reagan again.

    • @briancarter655
      @briancarter655 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was #Regan a great icebreaker? Easy to identify with, for the average #Joe or plumber.

    • @Lunafreya17
      @Lunafreya17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He literally ruined the entire world

    • @murielsmith8922
      @murielsmith8922 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lunafreya Wootton If you think that way, you must really be thinking Joe is doing a great job.

    • @Lunafreya17
      @Lunafreya17 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@murielsmith8922 i really don't

    • @murielsmith8922
      @murielsmith8922 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Lunafreya17 You must think Joe is doing a great job, right????

  • @franknberry6397
    @franknberry6397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    That was good one.

  • @yougood809
    @yougood809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    That's the kind of joke reminds you of ol' Norm McDonald for some reason.

    • @raynjpg
      @raynjpg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i wouldn't say "for some reason," norm's a delivery genius just like reagan was.

    • @BowzKnows
      @BowzKnows 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You wont hear this from any 1935 comic

    • @hayorge27
      @hayorge27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Missing the part where they're gay lovers if it's Norm

    • @idkman-rr3bm
      @idkman-rr3bm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Absolutely not

    • @rusteros2
      @rusteros2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No.

  • @gillwill5023
    @gillwill5023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was awesome great delivery

  • @stop-the-greed
    @stop-the-greed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Rest in peace Gorbachev

  • @Preetzole
    @Preetzole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Only 1 in 7 people have cars"
    Sounds like fucking heaven

    • @theterrobear2716
      @theterrobear2716 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fake info

    • @Preetzole
      @Preetzole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theterrobear2716 Reagen quite literally quoted that. I took it directly from THIS video

    • @eliasziad7864
      @eliasziad7864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's completely false, but the Soviet Union had great public transportation you really didn't need a car.

    • @Preetzole
      @Preetzole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eliasziad7864 that's why it sounds like heaven

    • @Taylor_5724
      @Taylor_5724 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats what i was thinking

  • @guysmalley
    @guysmalley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    A master of communication

    • @BOOFSIDEPINS
      @BOOFSIDEPINS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Master of destroying the US

    • @nowonmetube
      @nowonmetube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A master of communism

    • @johnherrera5261
      @johnherrera5261 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Master of ruining America

    • @5superhombre
      @5superhombre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A master of war crimes and crimes against humanity maybe.

    • @mathewvanostin7118
      @mathewvanostin7118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was all lies though.
      All soviet people had a car in the 1980s.
      People seem to forget soviet union/russian have their very own national car companies brand
      They dont need to import car. Since they have their very own national cars
      The popular soviet cars brand are Jigouli, Uaz, Lada, Zil, Nami
      Its just usa & west europe dont know them. Cause they arent sold there.
      Soviet cars were only sold in certain european countries & north africa. And some random countries
      For example, in france you could buy a soviet-russian car back in the 1980s 1990s. But it wasnt the most popular brands. Altho Lada & Jigouli were very popular among poor french people who wanted a basic car that last a long time and is cheap to maintain.
      Cause those 2 brands were well engeneered for lasting a long time without having to do expensive fancy repairs

  • @VoidMySoul
    @VoidMySoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    😂😂😂 was not expecting that punchline lmao

  • @tedbear369
    @tedbear369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    YOU GOT ME THERE! THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

    • @Gerald0613
      @Gerald0613 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      thx

    • @RL-ue4dz
      @RL-ue4dz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't get it, explain please 😭

  • @freshjnew
    @freshjnew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Lmao that elicited a chuckle 😄

  • @ericwithers6552
    @ericwithers6552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Remember we used to have a good sense of humor!

    • @yaknow5252
      @yaknow5252 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now the foolish can't stand to be wrong for nothing. Got to be PC now.
      Fuck'em!

    • @thefeverdream3993
      @thefeverdream3993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joke was mid

    • @squeekyclean1644
      @squeekyclean1644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Leftists would get offended somehow

    • @mr.alandude3938
      @mr.alandude3938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@squeekyclean1644 I forget… which political party raided the capital because they were offended that their president lost?😂

    • @GamerLoff
      @GamerLoff 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, this man’s shit policies ruined your country and left it in the messed up state it is today, all for his billionaire cronies. But yes, a few jokes were worth all the misery he caused I guess

  • @WOTArtyNoobs
    @WOTArtyNoobs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He was pure class.

    • @jaykorner1391
      @jaykorner1391 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except for the whole Presidency thing yeah

  • @HangmanOfficialUploads
    @HangmanOfficialUploads 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    That's hilarious, man, but about that trickling down-

  • @ContemporaryShorts
    @ContemporaryShorts  2 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    This is also a classic by Reagan: th-cam.com/users/shortsaLMdqbo44Mo?feature=share
    And we can’t forget about this:
    th-cam.com/users/shortsxft3aoUGSZA?feature=share

    • @estymendyr8175
      @estymendyr8175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OP

    • @scottstraight5850
      @scottstraight5850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This joke never gets old, Reagan one of the bestest.

    • @Folkert.Cornelius
      @Folkert.Cornelius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This would have been an excellent oppertunity for a rickroll...

    • @juantlopez3
      @juantlopez3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was funny 😂😂😂

    • @ContemporaryShorts
      @ContemporaryShorts  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Folkert.Cornelius 😂😂 lmao. I’ll keep that in mind!

  • @DarrenHarrison7160
    @DarrenHarrison7160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    And spitting image back in the day had him chasing his brain! I'd say he had all of his faculties lol

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Wagner possible as early as the 80s maybe even before the attempt on his life

    • @PatriotxAsset
      @PatriotxAsset 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alzheimers comes on in stages. And it's usually worse at night so somebody can be in early stages and unless your with them all the time you might not even know. I'm not sure about the medication back then but they can slow down the progression now and days with certain treatments.

    • @guzzidude7410
      @guzzidude7410 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Total puppet

    • @clivefrancis3546
      @clivefrancis3546 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      More so than the current fool

    • @dmw798
      @dmw798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@clivefrancis3546 covfefe

  • @martinrbookermb
    @martinrbookermb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm not American but I loved Ronald Reagan a very much underrated president. And a great joke teller. What a guy!

  • @merrymarshall3488
    @merrymarshall3488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Love this video 🥰🥰🥰😂😂

    • @5superhombre
      @5superhombre 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you love his treason too?

  • @shantishanti1949
    @shantishanti1949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Great delivery as always...

  • @6957-c5k
    @6957-c5k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    I waited for that punch line and it didn’t disappoint 😂😂😂😂

  • @martinbielby334
    @martinbielby334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Oh my god that's hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @karendavenport2766
    @karendavenport2766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He was a great actor!

    • @thairatcatcher
      @thairatcatcher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And a great POTUS. 👍

    • @geoffreytudor5674
      @geoffreytudor5674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Really? I can't think of on film he did of any quality. He was a pretty good governor ( so was Schwarzenegger), and head of SAG, but not so much an actor (IMO, obviously).

    • @thairatcatcher
      @thairatcatcher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ronald Reagan was a popular film star. To call him an actor (thespian), is an insult to the likes of Olivier, Caine, Pacino, Hoffman etc.

    • @spudwickthrockmorton2112
      @spudwickthrockmorton2112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep, he even played president for a lengthy period of time

    • @emanuelserban5339
      @emanuelserban5339 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@geoffreytudor5674 Jesus Loves you
      Repent !
      th-cam.com/users/shortsSBXs55ZRWhs?feature=share

  • @天下事实景还原
    @天下事实景还原 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Miss President Regan very much! Humorous, conservative, passionate and determined

    • @yoboy6319
      @yoboy6319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol, ya the prison industrial complex is awesome, trickle down economics definitely works, and the war on drugs has been incredible. Super awesome guy

    • @BaldKiwi117
      @BaldKiwi117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yoboy6319 yup these Reagan fans are delusional.

  • @laurendoe168
    @laurendoe168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I heard the same joke, except the Pope was the driver.

    • @mrkiplingreallywasanexceed8311
      @mrkiplingreallywasanexceed8311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean none of Reagan's jokes were ever the slightest bit original, but the old ham sure knew how to deliver them...😏

    • @Boomer1156
      @Boomer1156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrkiplingreallywasanexceed8311 totally agree

  • @youngeWuwei
    @youngeWuwei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow thats brilliant and hilarious, thankyou my good Sir.

  • @nalmasmohd1461
    @nalmasmohd1461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Those days, A president who can give thoughtful speech.

    • @heszedjim9699
      @heszedjim9699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's telling a joke not giving a speech

    • @mok7281
      @mok7281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@heszedjim9699 which was part of his speech

    • @corrosivecabal
      @corrosivecabal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well we still have presidents that support dictators and the violent overthrow of a democratically elected official... so there's that.

  • @silverload3622
    @silverload3622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Reagan always had a hilarious joke up his sleeve

    • @A_Bit_of_Thought
      @A_Bit_of_Thought 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      His jokes carried important bits of thought.

    • @leekleek7726
      @leekleek7726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@A_Bit_of_Thought or no thought. Like the war on drugs

  • @JohnDoe-vc6fz
    @JohnDoe-vc6fz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Man, I can’t remember any of my lifetime presidents making me laugh on purpose… this is legendary 😂

  • @rugasiraemmanuel7697
    @rugasiraemmanuel7697 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't stop watching and listening this is the best joke I've ever heard 😅😅

  • @baryalaykabir7565
    @baryalaykabir7565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I was living in Russia in the 90 and didn’t own a car. The public transport was sooo brilliant that you even didn’t think about car.and very cheap as well.

    • @karlmarx7511
      @karlmarx7511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hell yeah

    • @antoniom1352
      @antoniom1352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's true. I was taking a regular bus each day to go to school at 7:52am. As classes started at 8:30am. It comes at time. They have a spare bus at the end of the line as a back up.

    • @mr.alandude3938
      @mr.alandude3938 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@karlmarx7511 YOOOO ITS KARL MARX?!?!? WASSUP HOMIE😎🫶

    • @ulti_mages9200
      @ulti_mages9200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the first thing I thought was 6 in 7 can get away with not owning a car, sounds like a dream

    • @user-qj9ye1uv8g
      @user-qj9ye1uv8g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The long distance rail networks are amazing, they may be a bit slow and outdated once you're outside the "core" of Russia, but its still super impressive how extensive it is.
      If you really wanted to you could go from Makhachlala to Vladivostok by train only for cheap, though depending on flight prices most people would rather fly or do a mixed trip of both train and flying for such extreme distances, but it is a marvel that it's even possible.

  • @nathiolifant6842
    @nathiolifant6842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    He was the best joker 🤣🤣

    • @ibisnatura
      @ibisnatura 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And so he fooled everyone. Just look at the country, is never been the same anymore.

    • @stahl1624
      @stahl1624 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ibisnatura Get a job 😂

    • @thankyoucaptainobvious7707
      @thankyoucaptainobvious7707 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Personally I think Cesar Romero, Heath Ledger or Jack Nicholson played a much better Joker & would easily have been a better President.

  • @cg7942
    @cg7942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This is incredible!

  • @robertmartinez6278
    @robertmartinez6278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Gorby" and "The Gipper" will never be forgotten.

  • @konsul2006
    @konsul2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Damn that man was something❤️

    • @stevenj2108
      @stevenj2108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He surely was and just look at the dross in the Whitehouse today, roll on this November and 2024 🇺🇲🇬🇧

    • @cv8683
      @cv8683 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Union busting. Terrorist negotiating. Racist bigot. Yeah he was something.

    • @Sucker4Suede
      @Sucker4Suede 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stevenj2108 yeah buddy red wave. Get Biden out.

    • @blackdogX13
      @blackdogX13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes he was,. A racist, a bad actor, a shitty president, a snitch.... I could go on but why bother.

  • @Arendeagle
    @Arendeagle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    So smoothly delivered Mr Reagon.

  • @FordF-ny3yc
    @FordF-ny3yc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    God rest your soul 🙏🏻❤️🌹

    • @blackdogX13
      @blackdogX13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get your head checked.

    • @FordF-ny3yc
      @FordF-ny3yc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blackdogX13 look how’s talking 🤣😂😆

  • @danny-phantom5670
    @danny-phantom5670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This guy's pretty funny he should run for president

  • @jhunvb22
    @jhunvb22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Just laugh out loud. 2 in a row Mr Reagan sir ! Always about Russian😁😍

  • @Stop-All-War
    @Stop-All-War 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    6 of 7 Families are Bureaucrats in USSR 👀

    • @PatriotxAsset
      @PatriotxAsset 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How many were bureaucrats in 1989

    • @andytay5507
      @andytay5507 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      thars funny, but so not true.

    • @ChicagoMike85
      @ChicagoMike85 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andytay5507 wow cool. Were you from the ussr or are you a keyboard intellectual?

    • @JonHeillaender
      @JonHeillaender 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PatriotxAsset I born 1989 in the sovietunion and everyone from my family had a car and no one was a bureaucrat. I have a big family btw

    • @PatriotxAsset
      @PatriotxAsset 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JonHeillaender I believe you. It's ridiculous to think 6 out of 7 families were bureaucrats. That would mean most of the country was, so I knew that was bullshit right when I read it.

  • @ianhotson6057
    @ianhotson6057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    He always had the best jokes!

  • @robertcronin6603
    @robertcronin6603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Lol!!! This actually made me laugh out loud 😂

  • @macisback9059
    @macisback9059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That was pretty good, he did have a good sense of humour ol Ron.. I'm sure someone else wrote his jokes but you still have to deliver them & like the jokes to want to say them..

  • @RookieTravelDiaries
    @RookieTravelDiaries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It's really cool that Reagan knows the word "dacha" that's Russian for a country house. I recently moved to Russia and I keep hearing it all the time, especially in summer.
    I don't know why but when Reagan said the word, I felt kinda proud of myself 😁

    • @andreigabrielion9575
      @andreigabrielion9575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He probably meant to say Dacia which ks a Romanian car.

    • @RookieTravelDiaries
      @RookieTravelDiaries 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andreigabrielion9575 no. It's dacha. That means country house in Russian)

    • @andreigabrielion9575
      @andreigabrielion9575 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RookieTravelDiaries yes you re right, I missheard

    • @davidfinley6708
      @davidfinley6708 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fuck are you in Russia for?

  • @gregorytheblackkitten9422
    @gregorytheblackkitten9422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Damn 🤣🤣 he got jokes

  • @Sam-zr5tx
    @Sam-zr5tx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    His best joke was convincing the working class that if they give the rich more money, they would pay them more 🤣

    • @madvillain1987
      @madvillain1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And people are still falling for it today 😂

    • @CatholicElectrician
      @CatholicElectrician 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah even Trump tried that, and all it got us was the greatest economy we’ve had in decades. At least Biden quickly fixed that issue

    • @Sam-zr5tx
      @Sam-zr5tx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CatholicElectrician uh oh, look! It's one of those maga morons! Put your helmet back on and you can have some mashed peas later if you promise to be good.

    • @nchambers007
      @nchambers007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The opposite joke is that you can force people to pay substantially more in taxes than the services are worth to them.

    • @Sam-zr5tx
      @Sam-zr5tx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nchambers007 Go back to eating your soup norm, your grandkids don't love you.

  • @harrywren561
    @harrywren561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Excellent !! 😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏻

  • @jasonfirewalker3595
    @jasonfirewalker3595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Cool story bro. Can I get the last 30 years back?

  • @felixfischer312
    @felixfischer312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love it ..😁👍 I remember as teen when he came to New Orleans area it was so hot that day at park.

  • @enoch7132
    @enoch7132 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro this is comedy gold 😂

  • @dieselayres3547
    @dieselayres3547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Reminds me of my late grandfather when he would tell me jokes and stories with the same tone

  • @Senmetsu
    @Senmetsu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This is the best joke they had back then. Makes you realize how much we take for granted nowadays 😔

  • @NikoBellaKhouf2
    @NikoBellaKhouf2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This was actually a good joke, well done 🤣

  • @Cfomodz
    @Cfomodz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s awesome! 😂

  • @TheNicky9905
    @TheNicky9905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Absolutely beautiful, not dirty, not about sex, not picking on anyone individually, just good clean humor, I love it :)

  • @Jubeidono2012
    @Jubeidono2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Biden: Corn pop and the roaches that play with my leg hair. No joke.

    • @myview9923
      @myview9923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not a joke. It's a hard truth.

  • @sumanthb7233
    @sumanthb7233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is one of the best jokes I have heard 🤣🤣🤣😍

    • @dylanhopwood3773
      @dylanhopwood3773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you haven't heard many jokes then have you

    • @sumanthb7233
      @sumanthb7233 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dylanhopwood3773 No Dylan. I haven't heard that many jokes. Can you help me with that and tell a few here..

  • @JohnDoe-fb1uk
    @JohnDoe-fb1uk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is awesome

  • @locust76
    @locust76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Classic wholesome humor 😂

  • @donrump461
    @donrump461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lol, that was great!

  • @arado1989
    @arado1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My dad was born in the far east of russia and he told me almost every family had a car or at least a motorcycle.

    • @user-ii4zf5iq3t
      @user-ii4zf5iq3t 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What did he think of Reagan?

    • @charlesc.9012
      @charlesc.9012 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It does not sound like honesty, because the muscovites were still stuck on waitlists

    • @antisoviet6786
      @antisoviet6786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bullshit. You russians were so poor in far East of russia that you did not even have toilets with water. 30% still don't.

    • @arado1989
      @arado1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@antisoviet6786 Bro im actually german😅 like my dad was german in the far east. And better have no toilet but live in a good brick house not like 90% of americans live in some sort of garden house😂

    • @antisoviet6786
      @antisoviet6786 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arado1989 Do not insult me. I'm not your bro and never will be.

  • @williammcallister6098
    @williammcallister6098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gotta luv ol Ronny!!

  • @stephenfricke9298
    @stephenfricke9298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Classic, now the POTUS wouldn't know who it was. MG Has since died

  • @alexseeto2251
    @alexseeto2251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Listen to this 4 times still makes me laught , remember ragan was an actor' with great talents

    • @bigbrain4820
      @bigbrain4820 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he was very talented at committing war crimes

  • @yuunneemedina9545
    @yuunneemedina9545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This man helped México 🇲🇽 so much that my mom had the opportunity to eat breakfast for the first time in her 8 years of her life, Regan donated money for the schools in all Mexico to have food for the children…

    • @shaness112233
      @shaness112233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Considering what he did to his own country for profit, I can't help but think there was some selfish reason for that. But selfish altruism is still altruism I guess.

    • @TheBasedUchiha
      @TheBasedUchiha 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I understand that from your perspective thats a good thing. However from mine it's not. I shouldn't be paying to feed your mom because her country can't get their shit together. Regardless if she's still in her country, or living off of mine.

    • @djhookflores7369
      @djhookflores7369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shaness112233
      Every silver lining has a dark cloud.... You're the dark cloud

    • @shaness112233
      @shaness112233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@djhookflores7369 A harsh truth is still true, my dude.

  • @kellymc239
    @kellymc239 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well delivered! :-)

  • @parvezsohel6ahmed383
    @parvezsohel6ahmed383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Brilliant!!!!

    • @philipbridler
      @philipbridler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everything about this man was the exact opposite of brilliant.

  • @hescher997
    @hescher997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Classic Gipper.
    Mixed some political fact in with a warning followed by a punchline. Nothing too harsh krass or hateful, at his adversaries expense. Good cadence, well told. Bet Gorby even laughed

  • @azcardguy7825
    @azcardguy7825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Damn… that’s a good delivery right there

  • @armandofranco8554
    @armandofranco8554 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So charismatic man, we need him again😊

  • @emfields5082
    @emfields5082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I wish I had appreciated you more when you were here I really miss you because I know right now you'd be cup checking everybody

  • @MightyMatthew777
    @MightyMatthew777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I forgot what it was like, To have a president that can talk normal" and Without a teleprompter...

    • @_blank-_
      @_blank-_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reagan was literally senile (Alzheimer's) during his second term.

  • @finalshowdown236
    @finalshowdown236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hell yeah brother. Look at how beautiful American cities are. Love the way asphalt shines in the mid day sun.

  • @jamiebowen9687
    @jamiebowen9687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love this guy, miss him!!!

  • @ashbody000
    @ashbody000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I miss him so much.

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wasn't even alive when he was around and I miss him. Wild how he's still with us in a way because of these videos. His jokes still making people laugh, you look at him on video like as if he still exists

    • @2close4missiles88
      @2close4missiles88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s burning in hell waiting for heaven to trickle down

    • @karlmarx7511
      @karlmarx7511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheAnnoyingBoss God I'm so glad thats a delusional stance

  • @ciano05
    @ciano05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I don't know why but I just love listening to old people tell stories.

    • @ContemporaryShorts
      @ContemporaryShorts  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same!

    • @jcrevoredo
      @jcrevoredo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, he remained me my passed away uncle telling jokes

  • @Hammern28
    @Hammern28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    LOL! I have a sore throat and a nasty cold, that almost cured me when I burst out laughing!

  • @morganrussell8150
    @morganrussell8150 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Ron's jokes and funny sense of humour as well ♥️💯...