DHMIS - When You Meet a Business Man (You Must Shake Him by the Hand)
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- Lyrics:
When you meet a businessman,
You must shake him by the hand
When you meet a family man,
You must shake him by the hand
When you meet the choo-choo man
You must shake him by the hand
When you meet a friendly fellow,
You must shake him by the hand
When you meet the plugging man,
You must shake him by the hand
(I'm trying to sleep!)
Song owned by Becky Sloan and Joe Pelling
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The song is from dhmis or don't hug me i'm scared tv series that you can watch on channel 4. The vocals are sung by the character duck, david, green duck, bird guy. It should play on all radios season 2.
I like that the duck isn’t autotuned the one time he’s actually singing
Fr
Autotune is hardly in use any more so off course it would be annoying now.
@@SanFran51 his voice is normally autotuned though
I just noticed that…
@@test4O4 The auto-tune is off or very light in the show compared to the original videos
Omg. Duck’s song is mentioning all the other lessons in the series. God I love this show.
It’s a shame we couldn’t shake the time child by the hand unu
Who's the "friendly fellow" he talks about, though?
@@kaelanimacoes The wor...Ehem, sorry. The eagle from the friendship episode
@@wellyesiamfabulous223 ohhh
Also before they happen.... 🤨🤨🤨
THEORIES????
When you meet a choo-choo man
You must give him back his hand
ALL ABOARD!!
THATS TRUE MAN
and his arm!
That a reference to episode 11
Doesn't matter
Yellow guy saying ‘im trying to sleep’ is so endearing, idk i used to hate these characters so much purely bc they were so unnerving but they are so relatable now i love them and im rooting for them so hard
I thought he said "let me sleep" lol
@@Alex-tu1cl i dont think it really matters either way, he wants to sleep
@@maylena553 ohh ok thx!
And for some reason it gives me an actual TV show vibe for some reason, it’s hard to actually explain
@@cawsomeaolin They had a failed pilot in 2016. Which they weren't happy with. The "Too much like South Park" Clayhill one.
The thought of Duck recording his song at 3am in the morning while the other two are trying to sleep makes me laugh so hard
I like to believe that Red guy was doing the instruments.
@@I_Stole_Your_Toasthe is his best friend, after all
No he isn’t, I mean… he knows which one he is.@@hherrie3tuoepiw
especially because he said he made it on the computer, and in this universe they can only use the computer for a day
Ok the references aside this song really makes me laugh like this show should be sort of horror but it has so many funny scenes 😂
Its much more of a comedy
I like that they kept some of the horror though except in episode 6 (although we do see the steak from dhmis 5 insane and dead business guy)
The show is basically a dark comedy where it is mainly focused on comedy and dark humor but it still has a sprinkling of horror, which imo is a really great direction to take it in because people would probably get really tired of it if was all just horror like the TH-cam show was
@@PinkPuffball1992 episodes 2, 3, and 6 of the original show weren't really horror
@@50Steaks68 exactly the TH-cam series was mostly dark humor till having a creepy horror moment at the very end or at the very least a somewhat dark moment. That’s basically what this tv series is
0:32
“IM TRYING TO SLEEP” 💀
266 and no comments? Let me change that
*HOW CAN YOU BE SLEEPING, IF YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO HAVE DREAMS?*
i thought he said "go to sleep"
@@ungui56channel ‘no, I don’t want to know how to have dreams! No, NOOOOOO-‘
@@ChomiksAreNotDogs DREAMS ARE MOVIE THAT LIVE IN YOUR HEAD, EVERY NIGHT WHEN YOU SLEEP IN YOUR BED
I haven't been able to get this song (and Duck's shredder interlude) out of my head. I need there to be more of this song solely so I'm not just looping the same five lines again and again.
What about my shreeeeeeeddeeeeeeeeer
@@willingshelf my personal shreeeeeeeeddddeeeeerrr
I LOVE DUCK SO MUCH he is the best
th-cam.com/video/aQ5YyP_9xeA/w-d-xo.html
WHAT ABOUT MY SHREDDDDEEEEEERRRRRR
When you meet a sketchy man, you must shake him by the hand
When you meet the tick-tock man, you must shake him by the hand
When you meet a lovely fellow, you must shake him by the hand
When you meet a digital man, you must shake him by the hand
When you meet a healthy man, you must shake him by the hand
When you meet a sleepy man, you must shake him by the hand
(IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING!)
heavy like a brinks truck
when you meet the security man, you must shake him by the hand
when you meet the pizza man, you must shake him by the hand
“Digital man” should be something like “typey man” since digital is 3 syllables
@@agayntrans_raspberry ok no offense but Who is that supposed to be?
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
Well, this is perfecto for that
When you meet the business man
@@Pukeprincess you must shake him by the hand
@@MegaMax7090 when you meet a family man
@@yellowguyanimations1622 you must shake him by the hand
I love how the only one who isn't a man is the friendly fellow because Warren is so unmanly 😂
And Electracey is too unwomanly that she is called a man lmao
Me who hadnt realised he was naming the teachers 😭😭😭
And the plug in man is a she
Imagine being such a loser that female characters are more manly than you
@@kursatemekse9737 Yikes, you are saying that being manly is better than being womanly.
I like how duck is the SpongeBob to the coffin’s squidward here. Usually the teacher is the crazy one
And Duck’s the one who had the song!
Yeah haha that was some interesting subversion there
I like to call this song “Foreshadow Song”
I would like to call it “Shake by the Hand”
I would like to call it “Friendly Fellows”
We lay inside the coffin and we sing our foreshadow song
Our F O R E S H A D O W song
And if you don't think we can sing any faster then you're wrong
But it would help if you just sing along..
BUM BUM BUUUUM
I’ve just noticed
Listen to the who duck says you should shake by the hand
Business man (the briefcase guy)
Family man (the brother and sister)
Choo choo man (the transport guy)
Friendly man (The worm eagle)
Plug in man (the electric guy)
Just something I’ve noticed
Edit: wow this got likes fast thanks guys
I love this series and it’s community, full of passionate people talking about and discussing theory’s
But never the Coffin Man, huh.
And yet the ol puppet shook none of them by the hand ;-;
During the funeral, I think Red Guy said, “but I don’t know which one you are”, implying multiple replacements for the “actors”
@@hyakodon No, he said "I know you. I know which one you are"
@@Mike14264 cuz the song came from the episode he was already in
Business man
Family man
Coo-choo man
Friendly fellow
Plugging man
Just like the teachers!
I'm trying to sleep!
Can we just talk about how he's met them but never shook their hand
When you meet a colourful man
You just shake him by the hand
When you meet the clockwise man
You must shake him by the hand
When you meet the pesky bee
You must shake him by the hand
When you meet the computerised companion
You must shake him by the hand
When you meet the lamb chop man
You mustn’t shake him by the hand
When you meet the lampshade man
You mustn’t shake him by the hand
when you meet the coffin man
You should stop singing and let him work
When Duck bops his head to his own song is what really cracks me up 😂😂😂
This series foreshadows alot. Makes you wonder if the series is actually out of order. What if DHMIS starts at Electricity and goes backwards from there? So Transport where Yellow Guy in the intro song laments his lost intelligence because it happened last episode.
Also ties in with the transport episode intro where his “dream” loosely describes the plot of episode 6
Could also be on repeat
And Red's "actual nightMARE" line from ep 4 makes sense with that as well
Also notice that lesley turns the handle anti clockwise in episode 6
Ok that’s real attention to detail. Leslie is rewinding time back over and over for some unknown reason (maybe trying to get back her “real son”?)
I'm. I'm so stupid. I did NOT realize the song at the end was supposed to be the same as the song he recorded on his tape, i just thought it was something random they put there for fun (i mean i guess it still IS, but yeah, didn't make the connection before)
Duck: *vibing to the song*
Yellow: I'm trying to SLEEP 😩😩😩😩😫
When you meet a creative man
You must shake him by the hand
When you meet timely man
You must shake by the hand
When you meet a lovely man
You must shake him by the hand
When you meet a digital man
You must shake him by the hand
When you meet a hungry man
You must shake by the hand
When you meet a sleepy man
You must shake by the hand
When you meet the astro man,
You must shake him by the hand
When you meet a sporty man,
You must shake him by the hand
When you meet the magnet man,
You must shake him by the hand
When you meet a digging man,
You must shake him by the hand
When you meet a jazzy man,
You must shake him by the hand
When you meet an office man,
You must shake him by the hand
When you meet a traffic man,
You must shake him by the hand
When you meet an oily man,
You must shake him by the hand
When you meet a smoking man,
You must shake him by the hand
When you meet the music man,
You must shake him by the hand
God they made the personalities of the 3 so much more real, I see so much of red guy and duck in my 2 best friends, I'm yellow guy 100%
“On the computer!” So satisfied with himself
I love Duck so much😂❤
When you meat an artsy gal, you must shake her by the hand
When you meet a ticking fellow, you must shake him by the hand
When you meet a lovely man, you must shake him by the hand
When you meet the beepboop man, you must shake him by the hand (cursor)
When you MEAT s healthy man, you must shake him by the hand
When you meet a glowing man, you must shake him by the hand
And when you meet the exiled mayor, you must shake him by the hand
@@50Steaks68 When you meet a secure key, you must shake him by the hand
@@CalamityEvermore When you meet the military bear, you must shake him by the hand
When you meet a rude ol coffin, you must shake him by the hand
When you meet the saxophone, you must LEARN HOW TO BUY A CANOEEEEEEEEEEE
It's interesting how in the song he mentioned about shaking them all by the hand yet in the actual episodes he doesn't shake anyone's hand at all 😅
Okay seriously tho ducks song slap, kinda reminds of like early Daft Punk, like homework era daft punk and I fucking love it
yeah?
but what about my shreeedahh
At 0:08 you can hear Yellow Guy groan. Poor guy's trying to sleep.
this implies that episode 2 takes place canonically after all the other oens
Or that duck added lyrics to the song after episode 6. Personally I think episode 5 comes last, as red guy is anxious to leave after the events of episode 6
duck has a real talent for music
so the only time he's NOT singing is when his voice isn't autotuned??
(also yellow guy's dialogue at the end xD)
Yellow guy foresaw the big boys. Duck foresaw the teachers. Are they in a loop? Have they met them all before? Or are they subconciously untethered from time when they zone out to sing/dream/think? It hurts to think, for Yellow Guy. Hmmmmmm
I like how yellow guy just shouts “I’m trying to sleep!”
The "im trying to sleep" remark is very relatable
The way I see it, They're all Duck. Even if the "Original" Duck is dead, it doesn't matter because his replacement (Despite starting off as a pink blob) is now Duck.
When you meet the ocean man, you must take him by the hand
Man Duck doesn't need autotone 🔥🔥🔥
I feel like if they made a dhmis video game you would have to do the lessons in this order and shake all the hands as duck in order to unlock the duck ending
Good idea!
When you meet the caring man, you must shake him by the hand
When you meet the claymation man, you must shake him by the hand
When you meet the nutritious man, you must shake him by the hand
When you meet the digital man, you must shake him by the hand
When you meet a flashy man, you must shake him by the hand
When you meet a puppeteer, you must shake her by the hand
Eugh, claymation!
I think it's the carehound
@MrKROMER1997,Bossman Of WackyStacksCorporation™️ yes and carehound
If he made this on the computer and they can only use the computer once per year then that means he got on the computer secretly in the middle of the night (evidence by Yellow trying to sleep) and KNEW the password but also created the whole song in one day. That or him and Collin have connections.
A fire mixtape, if ever I've heard one.
I'M TRYNA SLEEP!
Poor Yellow guy. First the pesky bee and now the sleep. Duck man is pure evil
The end credits songs were supposed to be purposely low effort but this is something I’d enjoy XD
When you meet a Spencer man, you must shake him by the hand.
When you meet a Heeler man, you must shake him by the hand.
When you meet the Railway man, you must shake him by the hand.
When you meet the Incredible man, you must shake him by the hand.
it song is so good :) when you made a businessman you must shaken by that hand 🎶 when you need a family man you must Shakin by the hand 🎶 when you need a children man you must take him by the hand 🎶 when you’re needing a fado you’ve mistaken by the hand 🎶 when you’re near the Pokeman you must Shakin by the hand🎶
the Doug has his talents
I didn’t know duck guy was in the BeeGees.
Me listening to my recordings on smule for the 244367882116600 time:
lowkey kind of a banger
“IM TRYNA SLEEP! :((“
-Yellow Guy, 2022
when I get older I’m gonna put on this on my headphones at Disneyland and shake everything by the hand
THE WAY THE COFFIN SOUNDS SO ANNOYED THO-
WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE CYCLE WIT DIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
I like to think Yellow Guy is sleeping in another grave next to Duck! 🤣🤣 Would explain the last bit!
Real trap shit
When you meet a friendly fellow, you should shake him by the hand… that doesn’t even rhyme!
hitting the hardest griddy to this in my grave
This is such a certified banger
the best song of DHMIS 😻💗
duck should become a soundcloud rapper he'd be so popular
Ducks head nodding is hilarious 😂
This is so well edited that I didn't realize that it's not a scene in the actual episode
aside from the teachers, maybe this is meant to be an Ocean man reference?
his little rhythmic head bobbing i love it
This is my jam.
I’m swear a remember a song with lyrics like the if you meet a businessman you must shake him by the hand but better sing obviously. Maybe the Mandela universe has it.
Robot Vs Monkey
@@cawsomeaolin I found only one song with that name and I don't think that's it.
I'm now certain it was Ocean Man.
How many times did you watch this?
Me: Yes
Buisness man : Ep.1
Family man : Ep3
Choo Choo man : Ep5
Friendly fellow : Ep4
Plug in man : Ep6
Top 10 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss
This song has been stuck in my head all day
When you meet the ocean man
You must take him by the hand
When you meet the spongy man
You must shake him by the hand
When you meet the pinky star
You must shake him by the hand!
When you meet a business man you must shake by the hand~
Duck is a pretty good composer, i like the music he makes. On the computer.
So... is this giving us the timeline or something?
i can see why my girlfriend loves this
I just noticed how this song is talking about only the songs that have hands in them like yellow getting his hand cut off, lily putting mother’s peice in yellows hand, the transport teachers hand falling off, when warren says okay stop and there’s a hand, then electracey saying ‘I have cheeky snakes for hands’
"Let's listen to some music"
"Where did you get that- what is this-?"
"I made it myself,
"Ok-"
On the computer"
"(Groan)"
"When you meet a business man you must shake him by the hand, When you meet a family man you must shake him by the hand, When you meet the Choo Choo man you must shake him by the hand, When you meet the friendly fellow you must shake him by the hand, When you meet the plugging man you just shake him by the hand,"
"I'm trying to sleeep"
My favorite part is when it says “you must shake him by the hand”
Could the episodes be out of order? Because some of these lessons haven’t happened yet. Maybe this episode is set last. We also have some evidence that episode 5 is set before episode 6, with yellow guy’s rant in the intro.
Poor Yellow Guy won't be able to sleep.
*What’s up with Duck guy and releasing so many bangers this year*
YELLOW GUY: GO TO SLEEP! ME: omg lol
"I'm trying to sleep!"
"When you need the family man"
Street Fighter 2 Guile Flashbacks
hell nah, he misgendered electracey
Ducks records this song at 3 AM on he’s computer at full blasting power, while yellow guy just wants to sleeps, this show it’s the funniest horror series I’ve ever seen 🤣
WHEN U MEET A BUSINESSMAN U MUST SHAKE HIM BY THE HAND
WHEN U MEET A FAMILY MAN U MUST SHAKE HIM BY THE HAND
WHEN U NEED THE CHOO-CHOO MAN U MUST SHAKE HIM BY THE HAND
WHEN U MEET THE FRIENDLY FELLOW U MUST SHAKE HIM BY THE HAND
WHEN U MEET THE PLUGGING MAN U MUST SHAKE HIM BY THE HAND
( Im trying to sleeppp)
I like how in all of DHMIS, tv or yt, he has never once shook anyone’s hand.
anyways
WHEN YOU MEET THE FAMILY MAN
YOU MUST CALL ROY TO EAT THEIR HAND
Is this the song on the credits? I have been watching on all4 and it cuts off after family man.... just realised that it's all the guys they meet.
“ON THE COMPUTEH”
Then he proceeds to piss on the casket.
Duck: singing
Yellow: I'm trying to sleep :(
This implies that Yellow Guy is also in a coffin
Is it red or yellow?
@@EctoJello Grolton is the dog
@@EctoJello it's most likely Yellow
@@justforfunentertainment7076 I think it's red
@@conveniencestoreentertainm1968 Hovris is the dog
I love yellow guy sm
Yellow guy can hear that from a mile away
And still
He can’t sleep
Duck says "Plugin Man" But that character is a she lol.
Business man= Suitcase guy
Family man= Lily and Todney
Choo-choo man= Train guy
Friendly fellow= Warren the eagle
Plug-in man= Electracy
This song is literally a spoiler about every teacher of this series.
I actually LOVE this song like no joke 😂
Omg lol yellow whining I wanna sleep is so cute XDD
When you meet a businessman,
You must shake him by the hand!
When you meet a family man,
You must shake him by the hand!
When you meet the choo-choo man
You must shake him by the hand!
When you meet a friendly fellow,
You must shake him by the hand!
When you meet the plugging man,
You must shake him by the hand! :D
I'm trying to sleep!
The business Man: Episode 1
Family Man: : Episode 3
The Choo man: Episode 5
Friendly fellow: Episode 4
Plug in Man: Episode 6