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  • @Mikeeee13
    @Mikeeee13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2109

    You’d think Ben would be more respectful when Tim is talking about Joe’s passing.

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Ben doesn't give a shit about anyone but Ben. Always been that way.

    • @v00doozz82
      @v00doozz82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      He was sleeping with his wife. Ben is jumping for joy internally.

    • @ukob
      @ukob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Ben said "When a big one falls four small ones move up"

    • @masick1107
      @masick1107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Right it's so disrespectful, idk how you can see Joe when he was skinny and not cry

    • @Grilledhotchips
      @Grilledhotchips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tim should fire him

  • @carolinesmith4253
    @carolinesmith4253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    everytime tim starts a sentence with “this is true”, you know its gonna be hilarious

    • @HelpMe_OrNot
      @HelpMe_OrNot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If Ben is stifling his laughter, it’s about to be great as well 😅

    • @tenk8389
      @tenk8389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I prefer the “truly” variant

    • @soxfantony773
      @soxfantony773 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And it will almost always not be true 🤣

    • @DDobs12
      @DDobs12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is true

    • @mywreckedlambo5724
      @mywreckedlambo5724 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes or yes?

  • @watermelowe
    @watermelowe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    “And this is sad. It’s a very sad thing.”
    Ben: “yea”

  • @blackasinc
    @blackasinc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Ben: Six inches of rain in an hour is a lot.
    Tim: No its not.
    Ben: Really?
    Tim: You need six inches if you wanna go an hour.

    • @sir0nion
      @sir0nion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      10:03

    • @adlerb44
      @adlerb44 ปีที่แล้ว

      ✋ Come on come on..

  • @Turner9090
    @Turner9090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Tim is amazing…he’s like a drunk ranting person but he hasn’t had a sip in years…true hero

    • @mironmahmudi1221
      @mironmahmudi1221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @RealSweetKid wat? say wat you said with different words...

    • @gleeb6009
      @gleeb6009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude just living in this shit show is enough to fuck anyone up

  • @laurat1012
    @laurat1012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Tim Dillon has the unique ability to both inspire me and make me want to end it all

  • @tylerk3616
    @tylerk3616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    When Tim imitates Joe with the high pitched voice, its perfect man.

    • @BboyCorrosive
      @BboyCorrosive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Chomp chomp

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
      While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the WW1, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
      Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
      It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

    • @schigeraXD
      @schigeraXD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@AgendaInMind huh?

    • @allaroundlongboarding8649
      @allaroundlongboarding8649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mon

    • @DLoc-tu2yq
      @DLoc-tu2yq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read it in Tim's Joe voice and it's great

  • @hrorq
    @hrorq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    My thoughts and prayers go out to Young Jamie.

    • @BasilHagens
      @BasilHagens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thoughts and prayers

    • @ralph6314
      @ralph6314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I wish him well

    • @Williamtipq
      @Williamtipq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jamie just shows up completely monotone “I’m the king now.”

    • @diogeneschicken2968
      @diogeneschicken2968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's so weird and nice to come across an Indian name here.

    • @MT-mg9bs
      @MT-mg9bs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ralph6314 🏌🏿‍♂️

  • @greatsajby9266
    @greatsajby9266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Even when he launches into his many BS untrue tirades he radiates a kind of truth. I'm so glad Ben's there. His laughter keeps me grounded and is often the barometer of what is actually real.

    • @BuschHawg
      @BuschHawg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We've truly come a long way since 2019 when Ben would get threatened by internet lynch mobs over his laugh lol

    • @ryangaeding529
      @ryangaeding529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BuschHawg I have been working with my family and friends for over the past few weeks have to be at work and we have no pets

    • @BuschHawg
      @BuschHawg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ryangaeding529 sounds like a plan. See you there 👍

    • @austinlepari5093
      @austinlepari5093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      although it was a good attempt, and most will understand what you mean, learn what the word barometer means before you puke it out of your arrogant mouth. Mediocre Sajby at best, Sajby.

    • @braidenbianco
      @braidenbianco ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds that you are very much ungrounded that a comedic truthful person makes you uncomfortable and scared for your “grasp on reality”. You’re the person who love to bask in the delusion that real reality is scary and traumatic to encounter. Good luck in the future 👌

  • @thesingingtiggs4781
    @thesingingtiggs4781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Tim is one of the very few people who can still make me laugh out loud the more insulting and morbid the more it makes me laugh and tim's the king at that shit

  • @danielsparano
    @danielsparano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    It's the best time of the week again
    RIP Joe Rogan

  • @ZMartinW
    @ZMartinW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    Please have Rogan's golden retriever on the show to retell Joe's passing. RIP

    • @user-hu8bo3sr9l
      @user-hu8bo3sr9l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I heard Young Jamie took Marshall as a lover before disappearing

    • @jamesoncharles7815
      @jamesoncharles7815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@user-hu8bo3sr9l I heard Jamie killed Marshall in a homicidal rage after he found out Marshall humped his neighbors leg. Very sad😞

    • @srijanagrawal255
      @srijanagrawal255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@user-hu8bo3sr9l it's just a rebound relationship after joe's passing. they'll break up in no time. I give it 3 weeks max

    • @onemanriot100
      @onemanriot100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamesoncharles7815 You know Marshall probably choked him out.

    • @latenightchillin
      @latenightchillin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RIP joe rogan

  • @williamthompson8282
    @williamthompson8282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Tim looks like a NASCAR crew chief.

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Major sponsor Donut King 👑

    • @disco7379
      @disco7379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha 😂

  • @joelauria22
    @joelauria22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    2:26 Ben’s face when Tim said Joe died of COVID was the hardest I’ve ever laughed at fucken anything. Tim is a true American treasure

  • @nusnlvs5938
    @nusnlvs5938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Tim, you don't have to worry about missing Joe, he's back. Elon input Rogan's consciousness into the first genderless TeslaBot

  • @bena1826
    @bena1826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Ben rocking around like Ray Charles whenever Tim lands a good one makes the video version worth it

  • @jclaytoncabral5106
    @jclaytoncabral5106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    Tim dresses like he's the only guy at the pool party with all the cocaine.

    • @zachis33
      @zachis33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ben dresses like Tim

    • @mudcast
      @mudcast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @SuperSuperdude88
      @SuperSuperdude88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@zachis33 tim dresses like ben

    • @paulbyrd6058
      @paulbyrd6058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His nickname ain't called Mothballs for nothing!!!

    • @justinw2232
      @justinw2232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He just needs a bum bag to complete the look

  • @johne.nobody2946
    @johne.nobody2946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    I see the Pig is in full “2007 World Series of Poker degenerate champion” garb, just the way I like him, and a sure sign this episode will be a banger.

    • @RamonesFan201
      @RamonesFan201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it wasn't

    • @JBGC916
      @JBGC916 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      👑 🐖

    • @tehmodestmouse6275
      @tehmodestmouse6275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RamonesFan201 been lacking for a few weeks, at least.

    • @Wallyworld30
      @Wallyworld30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I imagine Tim was a big player back in those TV Poker days. All the woman players looked like Nasty Skanks explains why this clearly straight dude went gay.

    • @ivanhaugstad1626
      @ivanhaugstad1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dressed like chris moneymaker

  • @HowardCharlesUK
    @HowardCharlesUK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Machete attack in Malibu? It's a real knife fight out here

  • @livingthevoidlife9396
    @livingthevoidlife9396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Ben laughing at Rogaine's untimely passing confirms my suspicion that he's Evil Incarnate.

  • @HowsYourFaceFeel
    @HowsYourFaceFeel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    im sure jamie, at least once in his head has said, "NO YOU FUCKING PULL IT UP".

    • @billhawwis7810
      @billhawwis7810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes!

    • @sebastianhoule160
      @sebastianhoule160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GoingpostalYoungGaymie i mean jamie

    • @jhart1127
      @jhart1127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the last words he screamed at Joe's corpse before going on the run

  • @peelslowlyandsee
    @peelslowlyandsee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    Tim looks like he's laying low after committing a hate crime at Sturgis.

    • @calholli
      @calholli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't get it

    • @allaroundlongboarding8649
      @allaroundlongboarding8649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@calholli I wish you well

    • @scottcannon1383
      @scottcannon1383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Otto Ginofiel allegedly

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like undercover that was in on the sting...and came up with the idea.

    • @AgendaInMind
      @AgendaInMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
      While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the WW1, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
      Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
      It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

  • @kingboy280
    @kingboy280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Ben makes everything 100 times funnier. God I love this podcast.

    • @michaelregan427
      @michaelregan427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amen

    • @johnlynch2011
      @johnlynch2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True but it’s all about Tim

    • @kyle-mb1ij
      @kyle-mb1ij 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do you also enjoy laughtracks on sitcoms?

    • @kingboy280
      @kingboy280 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnlynch2011 Oh ya

    • @jonnyenough1531
      @jonnyenough1531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep... I watch for Ben reacting

  • @anthonyh5625
    @anthonyh5625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Tim Dillon literally says all the shit I can not say in my daily life, and Ben Avery's laughter is literally the laugh I would be doing in the face of others after saying all the crazy shit.

  • @Jzzmus
    @Jzzmus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Only Tim would proclaim his love for McDonalds and McFlurries in one breath and absolute disdain for hibachi, the food, and the people who visit those restaurants in the next.
    Never change, Tim. ❤️

    • @pattran4057
      @pattran4057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hibachi is disgusting

    • @Jzzmus
      @Jzzmus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pattran4057 McDonalds is disgusting

    • @vladislavno
      @vladislavno 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pattran4057 hibachi is a method of cooking, not a food. You probably live Delaware that's why it's shit.

  • @Ambiebambie247
    @Ambiebambie247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Love that Tim looks like he’s about to watch the Daytona 500.

    • @abc55052
      @abc55052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Love this comment. It's something Tim would say

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He looks like the FBI sketch of DB Pooper

    • @FANKANable
      @FANKANable 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh hell yes

    • @JFox337
      @JFox337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He looks like he should be in charge of the pit crew in Tom Cruises movie Days of Thunder

    • @maxmeeks9910
      @maxmeeks9910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He looks like John Candy's eligitimate son.

  • @dakotadad8835
    @dakotadad8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    My kids are 13 and 10 and still to this day have never had a McFlurry, every time we go there the machine is down… multiple locations. I’ve told them it tastes like ice cream and to get over it

    • @nvmm166
      @nvmm166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Stop feeding your kids poison

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@nvmm166 sounds like you’re assuming I bring my kids there all the time based off of one comment? I know how bad that shit is, I simply made a comment about the ice cream machines They eat healthy food/real food all the time and every once and a while I treat them to somewhere they want to eat and it’s few and far between, I don’t even buy them soda they only drink water or tea, I know how bad this shit is for them which is why they only get it maybe once a year, they’re children they’re allowed to have fun and eat crap from time to time, Not only that, telling people how to raise their children in the comment section on TH-cam is extremely naive, probably coming from someone who doesn’t even have kids but that’s just me assuming like you did

    • @nvmm166
      @nvmm166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@dakotadad8835 nice paragraph, make sure your fat kids didn’t get there head stuck in a bucket of ice cream and suffocate while you were writing that

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@nvmm166 Karma always comes back around to those who live your type of lifestyle especially ones who attack children, it’s inevitable and just when you think it can’t get any worse you’ll look around and nobody will be there to help you. I wish you a long and happy life and I hope you can find positivity and push out the black in your heart…even you know, deep down inside it’s pretty low, immature, and petty behavior

    • @TRLgoodvibesdotcom
      @TRLgoodvibesdotcom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@dakotadad8835 don’t worry I doubt that guy even has kids

  • @DaveManPrice
    @DaveManPrice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    The revelation about the sheath underwear guy followed by the BIRD DOG SHORTS, YOU DON’T EVEN NEED UNDERWEAR was fucking hilarious

  • @blueboyjournal
    @blueboyjournal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Another beautiful sermon on this glorious Sunday, praise be

    • @adamgardener8624
      @adamgardener8624 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Praise be. May Tim be with you.

    • @blueboyjournal
      @blueboyjournal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adamgardener8624 and also with you

    • @Niteporte
      @Niteporte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      #papabless

  • @abidesthedood3490
    @abidesthedood3490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Ben acts like he has a pet mouse in his pocket.

    • @mattechrome
      @mattechrome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMFAO

    • @austinbrown2498
      @austinbrown2498 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s called drugs adderall or something his jaw moves non stop lmao

  • @naxonus
    @naxonus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    “Don’t tell people what we’re doing, people know, they’re gonna show up and try to kill me.” 😂😂 kills me every time he says something like this

    • @yusufali3062
      @yusufali3062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      time stamp bro?

    • @naxonus
      @naxonus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yusufali3062 1:13:47

    • @yusufali3062
      @yusufali3062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@naxonus haahaahha his humor is dark. :)

  • @Riomojo
    @Riomojo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I’m still amazed Tim doesn’t have even half a mil subscribers yet. Most underrated channel without a doubt

    • @MEMESSOSTUPID
      @MEMESSOSTUPID 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @GaRdZ definitely. The algorithm hides his content

    • @novelsolutions601
      @novelsolutions601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was here at 6 k he's gotten huge in pretty much 2 years. He's doing great.

    • @vlada
      @vlada 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We live in a society where people get offended at everything and so do social media algos. And Tim, bless his enlarged heart, goes out of is way to offend in various ways.

    • @demolitionsexpert
      @demolitionsexpert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you really think 500k intelligent people watch yt?

    • @Bobin10101
      @Bobin10101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@demolitionsexpert yes

  • @Will-om8lx
    @Will-om8lx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    It’s like watching Chris Farley try and make Jeffrey dahmer laugh

    • @LimorG
      @LimorG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *That's* the podcast I never knew I wanted and now can't live without

    • @russellm2555
      @russellm2555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Award-winning comment

    • @chaoticdog85
      @chaoticdog85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nailed it

    • @Michael-ld2np
      @Michael-ld2np 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’ve always said this is an Alex Jones x Flume podcast in an alternate reality. I think yours is best though.

    • @sgonzo691
      @sgonzo691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      u n d e r r a t e d c o m m e n t . 👏👏👏

  • @PhilDGomersall
    @PhilDGomersall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “They’re setting fires to homeless people, and here’s the problem ….. I find that funny” 😂😂😂

  • @andrea2798
    @andrea2798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Dairy Queen has a ROYAL blizzard- holy shit dude. This concoction has a solid CORE of goodness. Royal strawberry cheesecake blizzard whole strawberries, chunks of cheese cake , gram crumble AND STRAWBERRY topping drilled in the center! Christ- they have an Oreo blizzard AND peanut butter cup blizzard versions

    • @vlada
      @vlada 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rate it and the flurry on a 1-10 scale because I dont eat that stuff but your description has got me interested. I had a mcflurry, never felt the need to have another.

    • @newturtle3
      @newturtle3 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Mcflurry a hard 5
      Royal blizzards a hard 8.5 from all the toppings

  • @jca23
    @jca23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    My "Saturday Night Live" is finally here

  • @odinsbeard1480
    @odinsbeard1480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    How much Tim doesn’t give a shit about how much he improves my mental health improves my mental health so much more

    • @ukob
      @ukob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Stop talking about yourself this show is about Tim!

    • @Davidson640
      @Davidson640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How the fuck does that even work

    • @nmeyers92
      @nmeyers92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahhaha I get what you mean. Tim’s podcasts have helped my mental health sooo much over the years, even though it’s mostly dark humor he always makes me laugh and puts a smile on my face. He’ll always be one of my favorite comedians. I knew from the very beginning that he was going to blow up and become much more famous and gain a ton of followers. He is super unique in every way and very smart. Right now there is no one quite like him in the comedy world. And yeah he will never see any of the comments I leave and 95% from others on all of his platforms, but it still doesn’t stop me from doing it. He deserves the praise and compliments for all he has accomplished and how much talent he has.

    • @darlenev9988
      @darlenev9988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely. I discovered him during covid and he saved me

  • @jamescrosby3105
    @jamescrosby3105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    This isn't even Tim Dillon's final form

    • @karthick398
      @karthick398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Didn’t know Snorlax could evolve

    • @bioweapon3720
      @bioweapon3720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah he's gonna transform into a biggie sized french fry 🍟one day

  • @callumwells
    @callumwells 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Australian here. Besides not being able to go to the gym because of lockdown being crap, not having to go to the office is bloody brilliant.

  • @curtishockert-lotz8993
    @curtishockert-lotz8993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Every time I see Tim with his aviators on I just assume he’s back on the powder.

  • @puffball4484
    @puffball4484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    That neon hat really brings out the horror of Tim's Irish skintone!

    • @nick8339
      @nick8339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You mean the horra*

    • @chichfm5108
      @chichfm5108 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nick8339 🤣

    • @SailorGreenTea
      @SailorGreenTea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey, he is American.

    • @mrsleepyshow
      @mrsleepyshow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SailorGreenTea he said he’s irish!

    • @SLUGGAGE
      @SLUGGAGE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bet you look great.

  • @barfyman-dm6zx
    @barfyman-dm6zx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Good to see TIm take a break from running coke up the Keys with his single engine cessna to bless us with a cast

    • @peachmelba1000
      @peachmelba1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah, look at that windburnt face. He's using a 30', three in line inboard waverunner. Rigged with C4 if he gets stopped by the Coastguard.

    • @Krim707
      @Krim707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@peachmelba1000 Good point

    • @peachmelba1000
      @peachmelba1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Krim707 And to all the retirees at the Palm Beach Yacht Club, he's just "Tim, from the marina."

    • @squarepegroundhole8211
      @squarepegroundhole8211 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peachmelba1000 💣 🤯

    • @robertputneydrake
      @robertputneydrake 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      not a native speaker. no idea what this comment is really about :D

  • @danvandal4127
    @danvandal4127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    tim hypothetically talking about people going insane cracks me up harder than it should

    • @RochaRules
      @RochaRules 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp??

    • @danvandal4127
      @danvandal4127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RochaRules th-cam.com/video/ERthMhUS37E/w-d-xo.html

    • @RochaRules
      @RochaRules 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danvandal4127 Thanks homie. Tims a Gem.

  • @michaelgrzegorzewski8320
    @michaelgrzegorzewski8320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The first 5-7min was absolute gold!! It was true but fictitious at the same time!! When he said Joe was yelling Ivermectin I fucking lost it!😂🤣😂

  • @lizardpeople
    @lizardpeople 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Joe bit put me in tears and when the video started playing I almost fell the fuck over 😂

  • @deathtape1249
    @deathtape1249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Tim looking like the guy at the beach the lifeguards have an eye on.

  • @guitearist
    @guitearist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    *Jamie Vernon pulls Rogan mask over his face and clears his throat*
    "The UFC middleweight division is full of assassins, man!"

    • @massive_d
      @massive_d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "It's entirely possible"

    • @guitearist
      @guitearist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *voice gets higher*
      "Commander David Fravor had gay sex with an alien, MAN!"

    • @tmzz3609
      @tmzz3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Straight Up Murders Maaan"

    • @KeefSprinkle
      @KeefSprinkle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You chose the wrong division. MW has a guy on top with no good prospects

    • @guitearist
      @guitearist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KeefSprinkle *voice gets even higher and squeakes*
      "Bigfoot, not the Brazilian but the mythical creature, should cut weight to make 155, MAN!"

  • @larryjohnson3087
    @larryjohnson3087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Thank god the video is back for this, I'm going to put my viewing potato away that I watch when there is no video.

    • @matttate920
      @matttate920 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      2 likes two weeks in a row. And so it goes.

    • @darlenev9988
      @darlenev9988 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True fan. Does yours have a Marlboro light on it?

    • @larryjohnson3087
      @larryjohnson3087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darlenev9988 I actually decided to use Newport 100's so I get a less racist uncle vibes

  • @baxeto2595
    @baxeto2595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Holy shit... imagining Young Jamie in Joe's chair late at night going "No, YOU pull it up!" I just died!

  • @nicktokareff
    @nicktokareff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    as an Australian in lockdown - tim is spot on. We are absolutely thrilled.

    • @katepaine2200
      @katepaine2200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who should we follow to get updates from AU? Can’t believe what I’m hearing / seeing.

  • @ARDreamy
    @ARDreamy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Ben is on fire with the punctuality.

  • @jeffblack5316
    @jeffblack5316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Ben really rolling the dice every time he takes a sip of that water

  • @yourneighborhoodxenos
    @yourneighborhoodxenos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    The only person in history able to survive 17 strokes was Lorie Lightfoot. And look what it did to her. RIP JRE!

    • @GrandSpiral
      @GrandSpiral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I know a guy that only needs 4 strokes

    • @ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka
      @ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shit, that's how she works, they call em "reboots"

    • @davidlund5213
      @davidlund5213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@GrandSpiral undoubtedly a man of culture

    • @corporalclegg914
      @corporalclegg914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Congratulations! you won the comment section. it doesn’t pay any prize money, but you’ll get more action than Frank Sinatra.

    • @catnip8241
      @catnip8241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Show me where it spits@@GrandSpiral

  • @bex_3
    @bex_3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Everytime I watch Tim's podcast, my husband listens in the background and he's so confused all the time 😂

  • @jraudio9070
    @jraudio9070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like that Tim is always building a studio.

  • @TrinidadGhost
    @TrinidadGhost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    That Lightfoot podcast made Tim a legend.

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      you must be knew here

    • @FudgieKun
      @FudgieKun 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And he did it for free

    • @jameshyde900
      @jameshyde900 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShatterNWO p can xtoo go C

    • @TrinidadGhost
      @TrinidadGhost 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShatterNWO 😂 nope …but I DID laugh hysterically for an hour straight. Pure genius right here.

    • @bkawalko42
      @bkawalko42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Life in a big city

  • @tryhardpker
    @tryhardpker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Every other episode "having a new studio being built"

    • @mbrady535
      @mbrady535 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @valkondarvalakev6377
      @valkondarvalakev6377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's how you build fake business

    • @nicholaschristodoulou3821
      @nicholaschristodoulou3821 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@valkondarvalakev6377 one of the key tenants.
      Tim even will sell books about doing it

    • @Q-nt-Tf
      @Q-nt-Tf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's what Rogan used to say for two years.

  • @unknownbenson
    @unknownbenson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Holy shit. Comedy is still alive

  • @rhymeswithjoemama9332
    @rhymeswithjoemama9332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Ben is the ultimate straight man. You never know what he's thinking.

    • @demolitionsexpert
      @demolitionsexpert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      not thinking at all, audio levels dialed in so his job is done. Just sitting there enjoying the show like the rest of us.

  • @abidesthedood3490
    @abidesthedood3490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Tim looks like his part time job is yelling at Little League umpires.

  • @TakashiAmanoOriginal
    @TakashiAmanoOriginal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Tim’s Rogan impression is up there with Dennis’ CCH Pounder impression

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      omfg -
      " DUTCH!!!!"

    • @joshmills5284
      @joshmills5284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Goddammit dutch

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joshmills5284 Frank's reaction to that impression was the best too "Yeah that's her the black broad from the precinct!"

  • @allforhim2009
    @allforhim2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The first 7 minutes may have been the best bit of podcasting I’ve seen. RIP Joe Rogan/Young Jamie…Young Jamie was wrong for that though. Iveeeeermectin!!!

    • @pineapplethief4418
      @pineapplethief4418 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Young Jamie isn't allowed to cuck Rogan post-mortem, it's for Ben only

  • @jarth2358
    @jarth2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    This sheath underwear guy has to have the best sense of humor lmao

    • @paulfickes3319
      @paulfickes3319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lmao legit, he says the wildest shit about that dude

    • @jmtas4
      @jmtas4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He laughed while those children screamed that's for sure.

    • @Heyyofryman
      @Heyyofryman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      this is the only podcast that i dont skip through the ads because tim always makes it a bit of some sort lmao

    • @Heyyofryman
      @Heyyofryman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Scott Nicholashow does which political cult the guy might be affiliated with have to do with his sense of humour lol

    • @Heyyofryman
      @Heyyofryman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Scott Nicholas no it doesn’t can you give me a longer dissertation please

  • @daltonprobst
    @daltonprobst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Best part about watching is seeing Ben try and hold back a laugh

  • @sydneyhorn1462
    @sydneyhorn1462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you so much for acknowledging Ida!!!!!! You have always been the realest! Mad love to you from down in Louisiana

  • @MurphmanCometh
    @MurphmanCometh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Ben rocking back and forth with laughter like an Ed Norton character study

    • @lilkafkaf
      @lilkafkaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

    • @werdmaster
      @werdmaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They should play twins in a movie

  • @FossKhan
    @FossKhan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This podcast keeps me alive

  • @joeymcilvain
    @joeymcilvain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    tim is the revival tent preacher he never wanted to be. i will accept jesus christ so fast when he starts selling religion

    • @roymakescomics
      @roymakescomics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I might get one of those baptism things that my boomer mother never had for me.

    • @LizLaenger
      @LizLaenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I want Tim to imitate Ray as a tent preacher

    • @derekladyga1716
      @derekladyga1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joey your onto something here Joey

  • @trentruckle7326
    @trentruckle7326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That commercial for the shorts was brilliant

  • @masterprattu
    @masterprattu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That BirdDogs ad took me back to the golden days of his ad reads, happy to know that he still has it.

  • @knightrider693
    @knightrider693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Shout out to the owner of Sheath Underwear! Dude has the best sense of humor and Tim's making the greatest ad reads of all time! 😆 🤣 😂 Absolute gold!

    • @garlottos
      @garlottos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You want to shout out that war criminal?

    • @knightrider693
      @knightrider693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@garlottos absolutely

  • @thelifeaquatica
    @thelifeaquatica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I feel like Ben should always be on the right

    • @elizabethfairchild7793
      @elizabethfairchild7793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think it’s important that he is bilateral

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm kinda feeling this set up

    • @alreadydead9724
      @alreadydead9724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clearly Ben is taking over the show, he’s what everybody is here for, which is why he’s commanding half the screen

    • @deadliestvice5356
      @deadliestvice5356 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      After seeing him doing his "black hands" bit during the The Many Saints rehearsal, i think he should indeed sit on the right.

  • @theonetruemorty4078
    @theonetruemorty4078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    RIP Joe, good luck in that big supplement store in the sky.

  • @danielson95000
    @danielson95000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    THE ADD READS ARE CONTENT. THIS MAN IS A CAPITALIST GENIOUS.

  • @Friendviews
    @Friendviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    @38:25 “Hey! Remember that time when a homeless man took your eye out with a machete?!” -family laughing together around the dinner table

  • @kyleperry1969
    @kyleperry1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    And then Ben slowly backed into the well trimmed green maze behind him never to be seen or heard from again

  • @yomilitical9911
    @yomilitical9911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I was going to sleep but who needs that! When the best podcast in the fucking universe uploads a video!

  • @natel7382
    @natel7382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Joe Rogan was replaced by a Chimera! Spotify employees couldn't handle his content anymore so they replaced him!
    The young Jamie part had me dying.

    • @Wallyworld30
      @Wallyworld30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For years Conspiracy Theorists were claiming Chappelle was a Clone since he quit the Chappelle Show. Now Rogan will have a Clone.

  • @martinjoel1781
    @martinjoel1781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Joe Rogan is in heaven now with all the elks he put on Instagram

  • @SkeetSystem
    @SkeetSystem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how Tim always does the high voice when talking to or about Whitney

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This guy would make a great NYC bus tour guide if I'm being honest

    • @michelebergman4336
      @michelebergman4336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think he used to be a tour guide

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michelebergman4336 no fucking way I KNEW he was the type of sick fuck who would take on that sort of career path

    • @michelebergman4336
      @michelebergman4336 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cloudbloom ur funny are U from Jersey ?

    • @cloudbloom
      @cloudbloom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@michelebergman4336 I wish. Then I would have a legitimate excuse for my crippling opiate addiction :(

  • @garrettjohnson907
    @garrettjohnson907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Bring back Mr. Kump. We need the pre existing conditions bois back.

    • @nateschindler40
      @nateschindler40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree with this comment

    • @jmtas4
      @jmtas4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Comorbitiy Cousins

    • @kinglouis69420
      @kinglouis69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Listen to me. I was selling the elixir

  • @caroline8842
    @caroline8842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I haven’t even started playing it yet and the title alone has me 🤣

  • @laytonperry364
    @laytonperry364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I don't like it. But I do enjoy it and laugh"
    If you aren't living like Tim, you are living wrong

  • @langs089
    @langs089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's like watching a very funny comedy special every week. It's unbelievable 🤣

  • @ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276
    @ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Glad to see Tim has finally embraced his destiny and partnered with BlackRock to ruin the real estate market and destroy the concept of home ownership!

    • @SunnyDallasRealtor
      @SunnyDallasRealtor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a realtor, I love this joke 😎

    • @bhief473
      @bhief473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Black rock was formed to buy land and build single family homes to move the 3rd world into the western world and make people who are self sufficient, obsolete!!!

    • @danielyeary148
      @danielyeary148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bhief473 I would wager that people from 3rd world countries have become accustomed to providing for themselves. Black rock just wants to have a monopoly on private property

  • @ChanceYolo
    @ChanceYolo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I think hibachi should be named the official food of endtimes. Is not having a shrimp tossed down your gullet like a pelican just the food version of David dobrik shooting you with a t-shirt cannon full of 10 grand cash? Yes or yes?

  • @thatguyshawn3570
    @thatguyshawn3570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Once this podcast ends Im heading over to Patreon and going for a second round.

  • @beetvalley
    @beetvalley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well this is the kind of shock humor I like. And the kind I was always shamed for growing up. Ty for being alive

  • @eskimointhisworld
    @eskimointhisworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    22:18 That birddogs ad read is one to add to my list of Tim's best ads! 😂🤣❤

  • @Dadlooksdifferent
    @Dadlooksdifferent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    that RIP Joe part wtf howling

  • @S87-s7z
    @S87-s7z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    every week: hang on we're changing studios

    • @susan908
      @susan908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally. Considering Tims studio only consists of a table, a Wifi connection and some drapes...couldnt they just build a fort in the backyard?

    • @bena1826
      @bena1826 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@susan908 don't forget that neon sign, like tim and ben apparantly did

  • @imjustpinky
    @imjustpinky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    When Ben rubs his hands together vibrates n giggles it reminds me of Mr Crocker from fairly odd parents..

  • @kayhoorn
    @kayhoorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    59:30 Tim Dillon is the greatest podcast comedian right now. This is gold

  • @Recoveryplus
    @Recoveryplus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wonder how long it will be before Tim moves again and starts building another studio

  • @AdrianHertz
    @AdrianHertz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:08 Historical moment "Tim Dillon first ever hacky joke"

  • @kristinradams7109
    @kristinradams7109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank God. The only voices of reason that are left in my life. God bless you, Tim and Ben!! Love from Texas :)

    • @bloatedsodium7301
      @bloatedsodium7301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch “Every Religious Person Is An Atheist”on Joe’s podcast. Good stuff. Love from El Paso, Tx.

  • @michelebergman4336
    @michelebergman4336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The more famous celebrity Tim gets…The bolder he gets👍Love it

  • @lazyhack2385
    @lazyhack2385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tim is a god damn genius

  • @yogi6917
    @yogi6917 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ad placement in this particular video - not to mention the content within - was absolutely God tier.