Hey Girl, I Want You For Christmas Uncut

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  • @thesquirtlesquad842
    @thesquirtlesquad842 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6096

    Damn Juan your mother has a lot of names lol

    • @markiieess1236
      @markiieess1236 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      was going to say the same thing hahahaha

    • @hischi9072
      @hischi9072 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ProngedVermin0 Alex xD nearly wrote that too

    • @philochristos
      @philochristos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Seriously. I thought her name was Naomi.

    • @gianlucavatta4759
      @gianlucavatta4759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Or how many moms does he have

    • @thisguy976
      @thisguy976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OK.

  • @gardencitythunder30
    @gardencitythunder30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2548

    Walk up to a girl and say “hey I think that guy with that camera has been following you and point at him”

  • @isaacdamon5782
    @isaacdamon5782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1262

    “Star on top of my tree” , just think about that for a minute.

    • @factsalert626
      @factsalert626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Bamboo tree 😂

    • @Prince_the_One
      @Prince_the_One 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      He said angel actually

    • @c.neekan9118
      @c.neekan9118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      All I pictured was shes balancing atop his flag pole lol

    • @anwerhaddad8698
      @anwerhaddad8698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Dirty mind

    • @yungifez
      @yungifez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

  • @alimansourey2076
    @alimansourey2076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1261

    4:00
    Girl : Does that work out for you?
    Juan : not All the time, but I've never wanted it to work so badly like I do right now..!
    What a genius comeback ! 😂

    • @kingkhayjr.573
      @kingkhayjr.573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      علي المنصوري she was just a complete bitch about the whole thing like Danny know u get coal in your socks

    • @aribamanjudevi3368
      @aribamanjudevi3368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      She's damaged n depressed girl

    • @forctis4672
      @forctis4672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@kingkhayjr.573 how was she a bitch? She didn't say anything rude at all lol...she just wasnt into him. I swear men have to learn to not be so fragile nd accept rejection. Being entitled isn't cool either. It's toxic.

    • @changed_name1951
      @changed_name1951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Nourberry Roberts she couldn’t even give him her name, idiot.

    • @williamwang5935
      @williamwang5935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@forctis4672 nah the thing is she didn't say anything except no. She didn't laugh at how weird the situation was, didn't smile embarrassed or anything. There's something wrong with her, she didn't even smile once, even just to ease the situation. The whole time she just said no, not even no sorry, just no as if she was confident she was too good for him and didn't give two shits about his feelings.

  • @temporelucemtenebris5313
    @temporelucemtenebris5313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    3:07 the kinda girl that ruins your day
    6:49 the kinda girl that makes your day

    • @rahuldutta9303
      @rahuldutta9303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Nah don't judge people just by 30 sec clip

    • @rpsolar716
      @rpsolar716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@rahuldutta9303 was longer than 30 seconds and just gives off horrible energy but then again she was ugly asf so

    • @keerthichandana39
      @keerthichandana39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      For all we know that girl you say would ruin ones day might be real nice girl and is just being careful about strangers approaching her with a pretty weird pick up line...that kind of girl has a high chance of survival if Ted Bundy approaches her....don't judge people watching a real small video of theirs

    • @rpsolar716
      @rpsolar716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@keerthichandana39 you must be her huh , she has a horrible attitude and no one wants that hope she’ll be alone and she will be with that Attitude

    • @keerthichandana39
      @keerthichandana39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@rpsolar716 I'm not her...I just saw things the way you didn't see and chose not to judge her watching a 2 min TH-cam video

  • @byron8169
    @byron8169 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1498

    be the angel that goes on top of my tree... smooth 😂

    • @TheMaan2008
      @TheMaan2008 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh yes...And lol! So. "Star on top of my tree"

    • @DerSpanier86
      @DerSpanier86 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      haahha that was wicked!

    • @markgery644
      @markgery644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Tree is made out if hardwood

    • @mohammadwasimraza7426
      @mohammadwasimraza7426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Which tree is he talking about?🙄

    • @napoleon8688
      @napoleon8688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mohammadwasimraza7426 x-mas tree

  • @alexbeardsworth3783
    @alexbeardsworth3783 8 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    13:59 "thanks ladies, enjoy your husband" wtf lmfao

    • @azharexodus6336
      @azharexodus6336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @JosVideosHD lol

    • @asooomy9125
      @asooomy9125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      First women almost risked it all until her friend was looking at her like "Bitch wtf u doing"? 😭🤣

    • @ChuckBeefOG
      @ChuckBeefOG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They are probably like “yeah right i havent banged that fat fucker in 8 months.”

    • @Naynayongod
      @Naynayongod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can someone tell me the fullform of lmfao
      I'm pretty sure it's not
      LAUGHING MY FAT ASS OFF

    • @flaminak7894
      @flaminak7894 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      titan a LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF

  • @davidmbonu2689
    @davidmbonu2689 8 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    4:18 She was acting so cold even Juan had figured she had to at least have seen the Camera Man to be that frigid.

    • @JonDGAF
      @JonDGAF 8 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      You just read my mind bro. That bitch had a heart made of ice.

    • @kadrad7128
      @kadrad7128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      She could be going through a bad day don't be so harsh brah

    • @criztu
      @criztu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      She obviously experienced. She knows this dude is not real.
      Juan's videos are funny, but think of this: he has a safe net - "we're just filming this for youtube".
      He can say basically anything, cuz at the bottom of all this, he is "just doing a youtube video".
      He is not real with her. He is just doing a youtube video.
      That girl at 4:20 is great. She is giving him the make or break. She is asking him to be real. He breaks.
      Juan is doing these videos for too long, by now he should have reached higher level of being.
      These videos are holding him back. He won't get real anytime soon.

    • @mazuki7602
      @mazuki7602 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      criztu or maybe, she was just depressed dumbass.

    • @jamesprescot3745
      @jamesprescot3745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      David Mbonu I actually felt bad for her. She seemed nervous and scared

  • @stevenfriedman2902
    @stevenfriedman2902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    0:47 her name's Naomi
    That's "I moan" backwards

    • @freshlove7926
      @freshlove7926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Steven Friedman - make me moan

    • @ghostweezy
      @ghostweezy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I thought she said nail me instead of Naomi 😂

    • @outwit8743
      @outwit8743 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kepler 186-F Can you make me moan??

    • @ganjdalf2821
      @ganjdalf2821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its alsoe im hoan :D

    • @mikerukavina4551
      @mikerukavina4551 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok "Van"! The sad thing is I'm the only 1 that gets that reference. Good sh*t.

  • @_Keep_Calm
    @_Keep_Calm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    0:50 and 9:30 *Lol every time you wanna say that's my mother's name your tongue give an error*

  • @SoulCaliburDeathCrie
    @SoulCaliburDeathCrie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    You're my Juan and only

  • @niranjansinghrathore11
    @niranjansinghrathore11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I wish I could have 10% of Juan's confidence.

    • @w9s992
      @w9s992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      eheheh

    • @mTrader1
      @mTrader1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeh

    • @hackeandoeltoc
      @hackeandoeltoc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You have your own. maybe You just haven't opened that gift yet..

    • @Terms-and-Conditions
      @Terms-and-Conditions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you have it bro, in uncut vids you can see that he is a normal person like everyone after the acting is done

    • @danielupsdell2697
      @danielupsdell2697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can

  • @smlofficial6911
    @smlofficial6911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    9:44 the way he took his sunglasses off and then when he got her number put them back on was so smooth 😂😂

    • @greatest_bumble_bee_dude
      @greatest_bumble_bee_dude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Perhaps you meant to place
      8:44 or maybe even a different time stamp there

  • @harveychiefe8508
    @harveychiefe8508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I love that they also show clips of rejections. Because that happens a lot in real life.

    • @steveotatooed
      @steveotatooed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not as often to Juan 🤣

  • @thatmg
    @thatmg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    3:10
    Hey girl
    "No"
    I want you for christmas
    "No"
    It hurts a little bit
    "No"
    What's your name?
    "No"
    What time is it?
    "No"
    You wanna bat soup?
    "No"
    Have a nice day
    "No"
    How red is my face right now?
    "No"

  • @icekonllt8036
    @icekonllt8036 8 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    How many names do your Mom have ? xD

    • @cqeoliveira
      @cqeoliveira 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @Izzybll
      @Izzybll 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      he has a lot of mothers xD

    • @natefoldan
      @natefoldan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      all of them

    • @abdouchnf3707
      @abdouchnf3707 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      All names hahahahaha

    • @tvcng7790
      @tvcng7790 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Izzybll 😂😂😂not bad man if he has

  • @HeedAndSucceed
    @HeedAndSucceed 8 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Nice style Juan. That cardigan is fly.

    • @TheExon29
      @TheExon29 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It looks so warm though. Lol

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @김병석 not it's not. You're full of shit.

    • @youaregoingtolovethis
      @youaregoingtolovethis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Juan could wear a garbage bag and still get them digits.

  • @lightbulb8165
    @lightbulb8165 8 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    first time I've ever seen Juan turn red was talking with that girl at 4:15

    • @thotbot6952
      @thotbot6952 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Light Bulb 😂😂😂

    • @breakstone1000
      @breakstone1000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      what girl?

    • @shashankbharadwaj3174
      @shashankbharadwaj3174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yes he seemed a bit frustrated

    • @Ali-zd4sz
      @Ali-zd4sz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yeah she has some demons in her life lol she been angry her whole life lol

    • @oshitomaha
      @oshitomaha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Some girls have that power to intimidate man.

  • @CHANGER147
    @CHANGER147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    9:32 was the sweetest

    • @greatest_bumble_bee_dude
      @greatest_bumble_bee_dude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah : she's not that hot nevertheless, still she's chill
      Though, I liked the girly girl at 5:55 when she looked so adorable when she smiled.
      Booh yeah ☺

  • @asfandalikhan6269
    @asfandalikhan6269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Flirt with girls and hit on them, but then stop and be like “hold on my girlfriend is calling” ;)

  • @platinumthegreat
    @platinumthegreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This guy's confidence is unreal

  • @jobaerislam1906
    @jobaerislam1906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    11:43 "what about me?" that was really epic

  • @vidyasagarreddy8845
    @vidyasagarreddy8845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    It's pure love when she says 'That's awesome , give me a hug' @ 8:42

  • @PhamVans
    @PhamVans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    3:15 dang dude, never thought I'd see a human ice cube.. She was COLD!

    • @FireworksLover615
      @FireworksLover615 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That girl is the exact representation of how a human being should not be that's my opinion.

  • @WarkingII
    @WarkingII 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    3:10 that girl is rude but when you're THE guy who makes her giggle and stuff you feel like god, in fact I prefer this type of girl rather than the type of girl flirting with every single guy

  • @ZiegzLife
    @ZiegzLife 8 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    i hope you texted that girl at 8:40 she was so sweet

    • @user-wk4iw8gt8r
      @user-wk4iw8gt8r 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ziegz hot...

    • @carlospradoguerrero
      @carlospradoguerrero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I fell in love 😍💖

    • @LeeEverett1
      @LeeEverett1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Girls like her are extremely rare. Attractive, fashionable, and actually has a nice personality rather than being stuck up. Whatever guy finds her is a lucky man.

    • @LisaMaryification
      @LisaMaryification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most girls would appear stuck up in this situation because this situation is bizarre and would constitue harrassment. If a girl who you weren't particularly attracted to sat down and bothered you then you would most likely call security. But if it's reversed girls are expected to sit there and take that shit lest they be called 'frigid' like she owes him her body or something. Gross.

    • @vozhonn401
      @vozhonn401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LisaMaryification
      I wonder if most men would call security. I doubt.
      I'd just reject her in a polite way.

  • @Yesimmuslim
    @Yesimmuslim 8 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    Ur jacket is killing me bro

    • @prodrouds
      @prodrouds 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Since everyone is asking where he got it, I have two of those "coats", I bought one at Zara, and the other on in New Yorker, I dont know if you guys have those stores in America. They both look like the one he is wearing. :D

    • @Yesimmuslim
      @Yesimmuslim 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dude Nice it's a great Coat*, to bad i my country are not available these type of coats damn

    • @prodrouds
      @prodrouds 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, good luck finding it bro, but you can always order online ;)

    • @alban5259
      @alban5259 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ilir Sejdiu HAHAHAHA O ILIR FUKARE TKARIT O BAB

    • @Yesimmuslim
      @Yesimmuslim 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alban Haliti Hahaha qashtut osht

  • @jaredringland5083
    @jaredringland5083 8 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Girl around 4 minutes looks like shes just having a bad day and kinda seems like shes going through something at the moment.

    • @damirserban
      @damirserban 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I thought the same..

    • @jonathanr9631
      @jonathanr9631 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jared Ringland how can you tell?

    • @jaredringland5083
      @jaredringland5083 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Jonathan R If and when I'm going through something, or people I'm close with are going through things there are signals that usually go off. The way shes talking and somewhat acting is what kinda gives it a way. I could definitely be wrong and am over thinking it and she could either be introverted,shy, or just doesnt want to talk to Juan.

    • @maxtorres8000
      @maxtorres8000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Jared Ringland maybe shes racist, betcha didnt cross your mind

    • @mathew633man
      @mathew633man 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      No, you are right. She's going through some tough times and she feels that the whole world is against her. She doesn't trust men and she's depressed. It's best to avoid people like this honestly. They are nothing but trouble and they reek of negativity.

  • @shrey15
    @shrey15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Hahaha 11:42 "what about me?"
    ahahaha i'm dead

    • @arrafi204
      @arrafi204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was hilarious tho 😂

    • @BOSS-gu9bn
      @BOSS-gu9bn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the guy get so embaressed hhhh

    • @tiktokbabes1714
      @tiktokbabes1714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that guy can't handle her

  • @since1876
    @since1876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:47 "oh I just ruined it?"
    No, you became the star of the show in less than two minutes 😂

  • @jymmyk8118
    @jymmyk8118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I am severely depressed. But your videos make me smile. Thanks, God bless. You are very confident

    • @Prince_the_One
      @Prince_the_One 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sending you lots of hugs bro

    • @soulsurfer639
      @soulsurfer639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hope you're feeling better my dude!

    • @Longerade
      @Longerade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mikem4481 good for you to be simple minded! Maybe you also just should move on instead of typing nonsense

    • @lorhanfernandes3194
      @lorhanfernandes3194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hope you better my guy

    • @LolLol-dq3wj
      @LolLol-dq3wj ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just play Fortnite

  • @adityarajkhowalama
    @adityarajkhowalama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "I need you to be the angel on top of my tree"
    Slick and smooth

    • @TamiyaPhilippW
      @TamiyaPhilippW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing ambiguous here 😂😂

    • @Shrimpsyndrome
      @Shrimpsyndrome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice euphemism right there

  • @Despond
    @Despond 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    That naughty list contingency plan to the "I have a bf" is brilliant, and they always giggle.

  • @deepsenpai6871
    @deepsenpai6871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    He probably won't be saying 'china' anytime soon😂

  • @slyny6052
    @slyny6052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    3:08 when she looked up I already knew she was on her period lmao

  • @pag3d0wn
    @pag3d0wn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I'm in love with the girl at 6:58

    • @Koepex
      @Koepex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i UNDERSTAND, but did you saw those 2 sneecky's perving down xD

    • @ryankasik7911
      @ryankasik7911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hhahhaahahhaha

  • @bobwesley8006
    @bobwesley8006 8 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Geez your mother has a lot of names Juan

  • @marsentei8073
    @marsentei8073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:24 😂 the man walking with his mom was like "I am a little boy , i am very innocent 😂"

  • @harshitdongre4982
    @harshitdongre4982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    4:00
    "Does that work out for you?"
    Every F*cking time

  • @goldenhd9656
    @goldenhd9656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Juan:My fav place is CHINA
    CHINA:CORONAVIRUS
    Juan: Yes but actually no.

    • @Predestinated1
      @Predestinated1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Corona is not only in China, honey

    • @mubasherazeem8493
      @mubasherazeem8493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now corona is not in china only????..

    • @goldenhd9656
      @goldenhd9656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Predestinated1 honey this was 2 months ago get your facts right ignorants

    • @verixcvoin1432
      @verixcvoin1432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your comment was 2 days ago. Get it right. Your numbers from 2 days ago are inaccurate.

    • @Ukhai_khai
      @Ukhai_khai 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      China get your number

  • @Allaluca
    @Allaluca 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Pulling up to a woman with a baby was hilarious on its own without even saying anything 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @huey1153
    @huey1153 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    7:20 Juan can I have the leftovers bro?

  • @guillaumemuller1694
    @guillaumemuller1694 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The angel I can put on the top of my tree... Dude can't stop laughing

  • @michaelcheli5842
    @michaelcheli5842 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Epic! "You can be the angel that go's on top of my tree!" 😂

  • @SempiternalScientist
    @SempiternalScientist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Everyone is totally reading the girl at 3:08 completely wrong. She is a little bit interested otherwise she wouldn't be talking to him and looking at him as she does...it's just that she's obviously a bit closed in on herself, a bit of an introvert so when good looking guys come up to her asking for her number, she is suspicious...she is even more suspicious when he uses a really cheesy line on her, like it's for a dare and not because he actually wants to talk to her. She wants him to be interested in breaking down that emotional wall she's built because she only lets in the guys she likes into there...but the way he's playing it doesn't seem like he actually wants to do that.

  • @Danygotaworldtosee
    @Danygotaworldtosee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I want you too boy hahha

  • @joeycopperson
    @joeycopperson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    how many such unhappy ppl do u meet in a week ? like at 3:13 ?

    • @trustfund82
      @trustfund82 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Maybe she was having a bad day. Women are people too :P

    • @WasifTowfiqueVlogs
      @WasifTowfiqueVlogs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Maybe she was on her periods.😂

    • @westcoastnew
      @westcoastnew 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TH-cam General l Wasif
      oh were you waiting underneath her to lick that period blood?

    • @wesnextrick2064
      @wesnextrick2064 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's pretty funny you would point that out I'd much rather see the person wearing pink in the background at 9:40

    • @SH3player
      @SH3player 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      trustfund82 gayyyyyy

  • @jimmylehtimaki109
    @jimmylehtimaki109 8 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    You should yell out "SOMEBODY CALL NINE-JUAN-JUAN!!!"

  • @Maximum7077
    @Maximum7077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    3:10 this girl is like one of the coldest girls in every of his videos...

    • @pcadamtaylor4262
      @pcadamtaylor4262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right that was so worrying and toxic

  • @chandajaggubutti437
    @chandajaggubutti437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The way he smoothly talks with girls make me satisfy....the world needs more players like him.

  • @MrSvarun77
    @MrSvarun77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Loving these videos. You got game and you ain't weird like other youtubers doing this. Respect!

  • @swagatbehera3401
    @swagatbehera3401 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    go to a girl or to a group and say "hey I'm donating free kisses for world peace , you want one?"
    and keep rocking bro!!! 🤗🤗🤗

  • @夕阳-n1h
    @夕阳-n1h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:20
    people are actually judging this girl based off of a few seconds clip
    looks like she was having a hard time there

    • @evantatara5526
      @evantatara5526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or she's just not into guys that act like cocky idiots. She has no clue who this guy is and he says "I want you for Christmas". Ok... that's good for you. This girl's thinking, I owe nothing to you and why is this stranger pressuring me out of the blue to be his. She's not a piece of meat and the people in the comments are too dumb to realize that he came off as a cocky dumbass so she wasn't interested. Smart girl.

    • @GreaterSociety
      @GreaterSociety 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stfu simp

  • @in-depthanalysis6751
    @in-depthanalysis6751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    9:00
    Juan: hey girl I want you for Christmas.
    Girl: nope 😂

  • @gfunkin2
    @gfunkin2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Stop hating at that shy girl at 4:00 . She just didn't believe what was happening was genuine/normal so she rejected herself before Juan could. Many guys are nervous and in their heads when they talk with girls they like so they could never fathom that girls could be nervous too, especially when a good looking dude approaches. Not saying the girl was automatically a saint but the hate is unwarranted. Thank you for attending my Ted Talk.

  • @StillUp2Date
    @StillUp2Date 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    9:24 New meme?!

    • @4.0065
      @4.0065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope

    • @EngPMgt
      @EngPMgt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i 新 what does meme means? I read that words in social media alot but never found its meaning 😅

    • @edweisai
      @edweisai 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EngPMgt meme means internet joke

    • @suryagurung7793
      @suryagurung7793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EngPMgt dude you living under a rock or what? 😂

  • @RyanH2198
    @RyanH2198 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The girl at 4:30 had her shields up straight away, damn!

  • @patrickeddy.
    @patrickeddy. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    10:59 girl underrated

  • @patrickeddy.
    @patrickeddy. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    you are, and always will be the best at this stuff. Love it dude

    • @MrPomelo555
      @MrPomelo555 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ever heard of Stephen Schapiro? Probably not.

  • @icwhy4366
    @icwhy4366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    You can be the angel on top of my tree 😂😂😂 holy shit!

  • @zuhayrjappie5950
    @zuhayrjappie5950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Nobody:
    Juan:"enjoy your husbands!"

  • @Blackberry21838
    @Blackberry21838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That girl at 11:00 has heard it all and still has decades of pick-up lines coming her way.

  • @charlotteswebb6587
    @charlotteswebb6587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "You can be the angel ontop of my tree"
    My brain: you can be the angel ontop of my D 🤣🤣🤣

    • @master__oogway
      @master__oogway 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking of the same thing.

    • @InuHost
      @InuHost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @KyriaxWitch
      @KyriaxWitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      anytime.....

    • @AkashR619
      @AkashR619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You dirrrrrty....

    • @papediouf6495
      @papediouf6495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      u nasty and i love that baby

  • @epicnavigator
    @epicnavigator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That girl on 3:40 ... She is so pretty but so dark inside the same time ... Good for Juan that he finally make her smile despite that she wanted to play the dark character

  • @bullneptune3014
    @bullneptune3014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:10 that little girl thinking,, Stranger Danger!

  • @NomeCultJoe
    @NomeCultJoe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:20 Personality for days! She's fucking radiant! Nothing gloomy about this bitch!

  • @Brxvs
    @Brxvs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    More like "Hey girl, you want me for Christmas uncut?" ;)

    • @brrrrt.
      @brrrrt. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BroskyWhoDatedHoski lugi

  • @DjJooze
    @DjJooze 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Its so cute when he compliments older women. It makes them feel pretty. I love women. 😍👸🏼💟

  • @RaffayMalik-hs8cd
    @RaffayMalik-hs8cd 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Fool proof plan:
    If it works, go on a date. If it fails, say its for a youtube video

  • @chrisb.ramirez1080
    @chrisb.ramirez1080 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    it's crazy how some of the most mids of mids say no and some of most above mids say yea

  • @disguisedjoe8643
    @disguisedjoe8643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I wonder if he ever met a girl doing these videos and then it comes out as “We’re making a video, but I really liked you and we should actually go on a date if you want to.”

    • @1L3g3nd
      @1L3g3nd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He has a girlfriend

    • @disguisedjoe8643
      @disguisedjoe8643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@1L3g3nd Yea I found out shortly after that. He met her in a video too lol

    • @erehjaeger9434
      @erehjaeger9434 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are u gay??

  • @andrewfreeman88
    @andrewfreeman88 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    @13:57 "Thanks ladies! Enjoy your husbands! HAAAAAAA Epic call.

  • @Roonho7
    @Roonho7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    4:30 never trust a girl in bootcuts

  • @russellchagaka166
    @russellchagaka166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    funny how when things don't go as planned, you immediately tell them it's a prank

  • @dragorn3212
    @dragorn3212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:50 This is the type of girls that complain they never get approached and then are absolute cold even when they do get approached.

    • @raizen4271
      @raizen4271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      she is defensive

  • @manavxa
    @manavxa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    2:12 LOL is that BigDawsTV in the background?

    • @kashyapvariyani4037
      @kashyapvariyani4037 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bliss - Zebra He does look like him but I don't think it's him.

    • @TiMERZ
      @TiMERZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope

  • @L3V1T8-84
    @L3V1T8-84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    6:50 Abbie is easily one of the most attractive women to ever appear in a ThatWasEpic/AlmostEpic video... she's just a great looking woman all around and that million dollar smile is perfection.

    • @moheganson
      @moheganson ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, she’s wife material ❤

    • @L3V1T8-84
      @L3V1T8-84 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moheganson facts.

  • @mercanerie98
    @mercanerie98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    3:50 rejection is hard

  • @basicpianotutorial
    @basicpianotutorial ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The one sitting on her own was either having a miserable day or is just miserable period.

  • @dakaev6718
    @dakaev6718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I just realised im watchin videos that are 3 years ago..and its not even christmas rnow 😂. Who agrees

  • @CentralJerseyDrivers
    @CentralJerseyDrivers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Abbie was arguably both the hottest and nicest one. Helped she was into Juan too (hit him with the whole I hope to hear from you line haha). Katie had a good personality too. Compare that to the girl at 3:37. I understand she might be going through stuff, but that reaction was painful to watch. I felt bad for Juan

  • @robbietheking69
    @robbietheking69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I thought the catch phrase was
    "hey girl I want you for xmas uncut"

    • @ericko416
      @ericko416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      robbietheking69 ohh man i thought it just me 😂

    • @AleLP8
      @AleLP8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol same

    • @hiehaho
      @hiehaho 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You dirty man😏😂

  • @TheXx1nfinityxX
    @TheXx1nfinityxX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The past couple of days were depressing for me.. But your videos made me feel better, thank you :)

  • @MartisGTR
    @MartisGTR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "wanna be on top of my tree tonight?" lol

  • @oshitomaha
    @oshitomaha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Girl at 4:40 hates cocky bastards, that is all!

  • @jdog8931
    @jdog8931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Yo man what kind of cardigan is that, and we're can I get it

    • @jaredortega2825
      @jaredortega2825 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I work at forever 21 and we lots of them for about $23

    • @jaredortega2825
      @jaredortega2825 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jared Ortega have*

    • @alexbeardsworth3783
      @alexbeardsworth3783 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want that cardigan for christmas

    • @jdog8931
      @jdog8931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jared Ortega the extact same one or ? Or just similar ones

    • @jaredortega2825
      @jaredortega2825 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jdog8931 just similar

  • @jackmanne6238
    @jackmanne6238 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    7:54 ummmm..... I thought this was "uncut" 😉😏

  • @andyzhang2331
    @andyzhang2331 8 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Wow that girl at 3:13 is rude

    • @wassermelonewill5399
      @wassermelonewill5399 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Andy Zhang | woot, she was pretty cute and just sceptic that is ok.

    • @gabrielist22
      @gabrielist22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i though she was cute, until she looked in the camera

    • @rufus5208
      @rufus5208 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Andy Zhang Shes so stuck up. I fucking hate girls like that

    • @dcn1651
      @dcn1651 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      She was just blunt. Saying "No." doesn't cross the line into rude.

    • @wesnextrick2064
      @wesnextrick2064 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's pretty funny you would point that out I'd much rather see the person wearing pink in the background at 9:40

  • @chiefs39
    @chiefs39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Should definitely do another video like this for this Christmas!

  • @Aimthing
    @Aimthing ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Juan : That's my mother name
    Girl: Really
    juan : no

  • @tightfate
    @tightfate 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    3:21 stone cold

  • @ProsevenBoss
    @ProsevenBoss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    11:44 Hey girl, I want you for merry christmas !! -What about me 😂

  • @rajaomair
    @rajaomair 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:59 quick and painful

  • @sebastiaanbol5778
    @sebastiaanbol5778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The girl at 3:07. Finally someone with brains! Well done girl!

    • @VFAHSN
      @VFAHSN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So she is intelligence because she said no. To everything. Cool.

    • @realmarkoknezevic
      @realmarkoknezevic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh

  • @Kinglik7
    @Kinglik7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m of the same thinking as the the comment section. That girl around 3:30 was a piece of work. I get what Juan did was kind of weird but she was just cold as hell. Idk how any dude could be into that.

  • @WILD__THINGS
    @WILD__THINGS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I always wonder if the people watching are impressed with his directness

    • @johngarrett9310
      @johngarrett9310 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      WILD THINGS I'm surprised of his confidence, coming from one who lacks

    • @WILD__THINGS
      @WILD__THINGS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      John Garrett I think it's easy to be confident when you know it's "just a prank"

    • @davidjaparidze6737
      @davidjaparidze6737 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I agree, I remember once I paid my friend 100 dollars and he had to go up to 10 girls and just ask them out. And he actually did it. And I know he is just too lazy to do it for nothing. He got like couple #'s. When something is at stake, people are more willing to go through with it.

    • @biker3762
      @biker3762 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      true that my g

  • @umairahmed6461
    @umairahmed6461 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    3:10 the girl was rude AF

    • @00000ghcbs
      @00000ghcbs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      she was probably wasnt on the mood

    • @thesolojourney8955
      @thesolojourney8955 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I re-watched and listened carefully, she never made any rude comments to Juan, not every person wants to talk to a stranger.

    • @biker3762
      @biker3762 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      incognito let me explain it's not just about the comments the girls can make it's also they way they can treat you and look at you like for example imagine a girl says a good comment to you but looking at you in a bad way you wouldn't like it would you bro glad it's clear now

  • @JRCW892
    @JRCW892 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:25 this girl feels so depressed it's disturbing to watch.
    Something serious must have happened to her :(

  • @Jaadi0077
    @Jaadi0077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:36 girl was so sad 😞 if you feel her?

  • @yesno8204
    @yesno8204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You can be the angel that sits on top my tree. I have a dirty mind lol