This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .
My apartment is full of itchy Butt Carpeting except for the kitchen and bathroom. Still like it better than textured vinyl flooring with tons of indented lines that make it hard to clean.
@@cckiller0053 Don't you love pie? And Butt Carpeting? Butt carpeting? Aluminum Butt Carpeting! And toasters! Toasters, did you know that they toast toast?
Did you literally wait for the ball to drop and then post this comment? This is a pretty specific video to pull this on and I commend you for doing so.
What amazes me most is how they still have the same phone number. "The Empire Man" was introduced in 1978, so they've had that number for at least 39 years.
Chicagoan here. I remember Empire before they went national. Those commercials always give me war flashbacks, and I'm pretty sure these parodies will give me more. (I'm 22)
@cs188 so dude, i woke up the other day and started to get ready for school and whaddya know an empire carpeting commercial comes on the TV. i didnt watch the commercial, but as soon as i heard the "588-2300..." jingle, I just laughed my ass off hahahaha
![[YTP] PRESIDENT EVIL 3: A DEBATE-ABLE FUTURE](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vtoWosNiBP0/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] PRESIDENT EVIL 3: A DEBATE-ABLE FUTURE](/img/tr.png)
![[YTP] Good Old P.U.](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rG_Ue3t17l0/mqdefault.jpg)
Butt carpeting.
youtube poop :/
damn is it you?
MATT HI! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WATCH CS188
Damn it's actually him
Which is why my butt itches!
Truly ahead of its time. While most YTP makers were making awful spadinner poops, this guy was making awesome stuff like this video.
This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .
@@gabrielrivas377 Oooooookay then....
What's wrong with spadinner🤔
@@gabrielrivas377 your Jesus is your Devil in a new suit.
@@gabrielrivas377 lmao
Aluminum Butt Carpeting
that has to be the best product ever.
Agreed ....
🤣
Empire's not the only company that sells nothing. Every bank does that. HI-OOOOO!
Hah
Am I the only one who loves the Empire jingle??
Also: BUTT CARPETING.
588-2300 Painus: the carpeting carpets with carpeting, carpeting, aluminum carpeting
PokemonFan2000Man gets me every time!
Butt carpeting.
Butt Carpeting!
BUTT CARPETING!
*BUTT CARPETING!*
My mind is full of Butt Carpeting.
Don't you love pingas?
Which is why my butt itches from Butt Carpeting.
My room is full of Butt Carpeting
My apartment is full of itchy Butt Carpeting except for the kitchen and bathroom. Still like it better than textured vinyl flooring with tons of indented lines that make it hard to clean.
@@JettPyreYTP Which is why toasters can deliver toast.
"Do you love sex with one hand?" Oh hell no he didn't just do that haha
BasqueNYC I can do it
This humor was so ahead of its time
2022 and this ytp never gets old
2023 and same 👍
1:04 Butt carpeting. Which is why my butt itches from butt carpeting.
1919: In the future we have flying cars.
2009: YTP
Butt Carpeting
@@cckiller0053 Don't you love pie? And Butt Carpeting? Butt carpeting? Aluminum Butt Carpeting! And toasters! Toasters, did you know that they toast toast?
0:42 "Empire is the only company that sells nothing."
0:45 "Don't you love sex with one hand?"
Nine inch nails!
Literally my reaction
My butt itches from butt carpet.
I am glad you referenced this in the Doug Demuro video.
I was looking for YTPs of the show Empire but found this instead. Because carpets.
2018 anyone?
Did you literally wait for the ball to drop and then post this comment? This is a pretty specific video to pull this on and I commend you for doing so.
Me.
Yeet
Me only in 2019
Butt carpeting, which is why my butt itches from butt carpeting, which is why toasters can deliver TOAST
The Nine Inch Nails part won my favorite. :D
Oh my gosh. This was hilarious. The Empire jingle was memorable to me as a kid and I love this ytp out of a commercial
I like how the 588-2300 jingle sounds backwards...
I don't know why, but the stuttered 588-2300 Empire jingle makes me laugh.
Empire [now Empire Today] is really popular out in Long Island. Apparently, it's HQ is not even in NY though. It's in Illinois
Paenus: The carpeting carpets with carpeting, carpeting and aluminum carpets.
In so many ways this is still one of your greatest works.
Tonight I learned that since I'm not him, I can't possibly sell carpeting. :(
I love me some butt carpeting!
lol
Scratch doctor also scratches your ASSSSSS
It's why my butt itches and it's also why toasters can deliver toast.
Here's the reference from his newest TH-cam Poop.
i want aluminum carpeting
Even in 2009, YTPs were good
That was like the golden age of YTPs.
why is the guy who does this his voice is so comfy
His name is Lynn Hauldren
I literally searched "Butt Carpeting" and this popped up! Lmao
I can't believe this video came out before I graduated high school. To think it has taken me this long to find it!
when
What amazes me most is how they still have the same phone number. "The Empire Man" was introduced in 1978, so they've had that number for at least 39 years.
Butt Carpeting
Still one of my favorites from cs188. It's a classic.
"Fiiii eiiii eiii oooo reee unnn eeed eeeeeh iiiiiire!"
* Disney logo replaces Empire logo *
ERIPME 0032-885
nothing: this video: ''butt carpets,butt carpets, butt carpets.....''
TIL TOASTERS DELIVER TOAST
Chicagoan here. I remember Empire before they went national. Those commercials always give me war flashbacks, and I'm pretty sure these parodies will give me more. (I'm 22)
Jeez, this guy looks and sounds exactly like my math teacher!! Now, every time I'm in math, I have to resist the urge to start laughing my ass off!
Aluminum carpeting.
No payment for 695 days! That’s a deal!
See you all in ten years when this is recommended again
Payness.
Butt carpeting. Which is why your butt itches from butt carpeting.
Which is why my butt itches
The part when the jingle plays backwards did it for me.LMAO
I watched since 2021 and just realized I was born the day this was posted. I'm honored! 🎉
You had me at "Butt Carpeting."
1:17 subliminal:''BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT!''
Butt carpet.
Thanks for adding CC, CS!
Understandable.
Needs a remake
Now I know the true origin of toast...
Butt carpeting.
I was just listening to Closer on the radio!
when he was saying "pingas", i was expecting robotnik to pop up and shout "PINGAS!"
RIP Em-PIEEEEEEE-re carpet guy -- an American icon
9 people's butts itch from butt carpeting
9 people's butts itch from butt carpeting.
R.I.P to the carpet man.
@cs188 so dude, i woke up the other day and started to get ready for school and whaddya know an empire carpeting commercial comes on the TV. i didnt watch the commercial, but as soon as i heard the "588-2300..." jingle, I just laughed my ass off hahahaha
"Butt carpeting" Word of the year, 2009.
It’s still pretty good
!buttcarpeting
"That's why my butt itches, from butt carpeting!"
ClassicGaminer 2018
“Which is why *TOASTERS* can deliver *TOAST”*
This looks like an older commercial
Aha, here's the problem, too many carpets!
FIVE EIGHT EIGHT, TWO THREE HUNDRED, EMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
That nine inch nails song lol at :50
I would assume cs188 is possibly from the northeast, always saw those commercials here in New York growing up lol
They're in Texas too.
the carpeting carpets with carpeting carpeting and aluminum carpeting
I hear the 5882300 Empire thing and I immediately remembered this commercial from childhood.
Butt carpetting Butt carpetting BUTT CARPETTING BUTT CARPETTING!!
I saw the original commercial and immediately thought of this.
Toasters toasters toasters
here from the doug video.
you are the king of YTP lol
Butt carpeting. That's why my butt itches. From Butt Carpeting™
toasters.
@Xevnest24 LOL
Butt carpeting, which is why I get butt itches
TOASTERS!
I've arrived from the future to post a comment on a 2009 video.
Rip Stan Lee.
_This is proof that butt carpeting exists_
Aww, that's sad... :-( My he rest in peace.
This is the best, I still see these commercials on, now I won't be able to stop laughing when I see them.
RIP 2009 YTPs.
He died 2 years ago, Lynn Hauldren, he was 89. He died April 26, 2011
butt carpeting. which is why my butt itches. from butt carpeting. which is why toasters can deliver toast.
TOASTAHS.
BUTT CARPETING BUTT CARPETING BUTT CARPETING BUTT CARPETING
i must be going insane, when he said butt-carpeting i just busted out laughing
PIE!
0:10 Don’tcha love *_piiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee_*
AHMED, THEY'RE NOT HERE, DUDE
Nothing but carpeting
That was quite amusing. :D