How to Treat Bouncers, According to Bouncers

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  • @nutterkid200
    @nutterkid200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8643

    Why do bouncers act like their guarding the chamber of secrets. Like mate, you stand at a door for a club and look a id’s

    • @charlieswan322
      @charlieswan322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      craig199 fucking oath 😂 I’ve come up against some who think they’re fucking Gods gift

    • @BIGNEM
      @BIGNEM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Or maybe they risk their lives to protect you and the club while they get through school, support their kids, advance in their career? (like 90% of bouncers) 🧐🧐

    • @nutterkid200
      @nutterkid200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      #NEMSWORLD I’m not denying that, but it’s more the arrogance of a lot of bouncers taking there job too seriously

    • @AlexxTheAug
      @AlexxTheAug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      @@BIGNEM You can't seriously be making up random statistics and expect people to believe them right?

    • @jordansilver4629
      @jordansilver4629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Roast Lord Good thing it’s not random statistics. Bouncing helped me make some extra cash while I was in college.

  • @TheSublimeLifestyle
    @TheSublimeLifestyle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6978

    I love how everyone collectively agreed that these people are absolutely insane and egomaniacal.

    • @Hsdias
      @Hsdias 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      HAve you seen the bartender version of this video? same thing

    • @maxbenning
      @maxbenning 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      every one of these people sound like complete assholes lmao

    • @zebra7462
      @zebra7462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Lmao yes they think they are so above everyone else but they're just bouncers lmao chill out.

    • @101germanguy
      @101germanguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did bouncing before in my younger days. I was no were near the arrogance of them in the video. One night I was in the bar on my day off. The bouncer there was being kinda a dick newer guy. Long story short dude came back with his homies and he barely made it out alive. Cause I call pd the dude look to be in a gang and when I heard say that I kinda had a feeling he wasn't kidding. I never had no major issues tho just the kids trying to get in with a fake ID. Being a dick is never a good thing cause you never know who or what someone capable of.

    • @weskokaa1632
      @weskokaa1632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@zebra7462 Go be a bouncer and tell me how easy it is. I’ve been bouncing for 5 years and we’re essentially glorified babysitters for inebriated adults. There wasn’t a single thing in this video that they were wrong about. People think we just stand and look at IDs but at the end of the day we’re responsible for everyone in the club and if they get too drunk or cause an issue, that’s on us to deal with. We’re not therapists, we’re not there to be your friend, we’re there to make sure you and everyone else is safe and you bothering us and taking focus away from that isn’t helping anybody out

  • @Medieva1
    @Medieva1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6405

    “why are you wearing sunglasses at night”
    why are you wearing a beanie indoors

    • @irrationalculture7439
      @irrationalculture7439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I wear my sunglasses at night because I’m Corey Hart.

    • @jerikhendrickson
      @jerikhendrickson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Same reason she's wearing a coat: Bouncers stand in doorways. It was probably cold out.

    • @mattyice2099
      @mattyice2099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gottem

    • @aarongrisham5555
      @aarongrisham5555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That's nowhere near compared

    • @bulletprooftiger1879
      @bulletprooftiger1879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Because it's cold

  • @anthonymulcahy1166
    @anthonymulcahy1166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2982

    Always thought that bouncers had attitude problems. After watching this I realize that I wasn't wrong

    • @shum8104
      @shum8104 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you'd get pissed too if you had to deal with shitfaced degenerates trying to convince you to stay within the establishment you are working for in which they had just defacated or urinated themselves, or urinated or vomitted in which. evidently someone who cannot tell right from wrong

    • @nikoandroman
      @nikoandroman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I once was in a bar in Paris with my sister and my cousin and she went out quickly for a smoke while I stayed inside. Obviously she wasn’t going to smoke inside, then I got this text from her saying the bouncer wouldn’t let her back in, I went to the bouncer and started trying to tell him to let her back in, sure I got a little persistent but I was nice throughout it all and was never condensing in any sort of way, I even talked to him before while waiting to go to the bathroom and till that point I thought he was a nice dude, but then after trying to let my sister back inside because obviously I wasn’t going to let her stay outside, this dude suddenly snaps, grabs me by my neck and pins me to the wall and started cursing at me in french! This 6’5 buffy fat black dude had me against a wall. I was just so shocked that he did that and obviously didn’t put up a fight he would’ve shredded me, I just left and went to another bar. This just shows the level of respect they have towards other people, especially towards tourists. Bouncers in Paris are the absolute worst, not only that guy I had another experience with another one, their ego is all the way to the top to the Burj Khalifa. And yes, trust me, I don’t feel entitled as a tourist, but I do expect respect everywhere I go just as I show respect towards others, I had great experiences with bouncers in Madrid, Rome, etc, but Paris is just the absolute worst cesspool of bad and disrespectful bouncers. In conclusion, f!ck bouncers in general

    • @AM-ry8i5
      @AM-ry8i5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fr

    • @moribell1083
      @moribell1083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's the temperament that gets them paid partner, can't blame them too much.

    • @sixwacks
      @sixwacks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Somebody needs to reinforce masculine power in society. Alot of crymments

  • @kinghazythethird
    @kinghazythethird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10932

    If the bar DOESN'T have a dress code why does security think it's their job to make one

    • @allisoncastle
      @allisoncastle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      King hazy yessss. They like have too much power haha

    • @zigmundo
      @zigmundo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +533

      To make their job easier, they have a general idea of what demographic they want in the bar, which avoids fights or people being too messy

    • @Ottoblack33
      @Ottoblack33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      King hazy true 👍🏼

    • @wafflezyup5089
      @wafflezyup5089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      Jalkie oh yeah if I don’t fw dress shoes I’m definitely gonna go in there and suplex the first person I see

    • @lachlanfarah5180
      @lachlanfarah5180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@wafflezyup5089 you're not capable of suplexing anyone dude you would probably get knocked over by a brisk breeze. sit down

  • @JAHRONMON
    @JAHRONMON 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6682

    The sneaker policy is just absurd.

    • @Justin.Martyr
      @Justin.Martyr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      *I wear White, Running Shoes!!!!*
      *Are they aka Sneakers???? I Really don't know the word sneakers!!!!*

    • @gekkegerrit5245
      @gekkegerrit5245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I agree

    • @oggie_champ2636
      @oggie_champ2636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @J P is that a joke?

    • @luisrosales9349
      @luisrosales9349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      That includes my cactus jacks?

    • @abuzamrud
      @abuzamrud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      so is the sweatpants one

  • @USDAselect
    @USDAselect 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11639

    After watching this I just realized something... not everyone needs to be given a voice.

    • @gabrielkok9208
      @gabrielkok9208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      So true lol

    • @sourgreendolly7685
      @sourgreendolly7685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +583

      Seriously why was this made? Nothing interesting was said at all.

    • @kurmislabais274
      @kurmislabais274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      This is exactly why everyone should be given a voice.

    • @FYAHWEHL
      @FYAHWEHL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Everyone needs a voice, that’s why Americans have free-speech. It works in your favor too, idiots will just make themselves look stupid. So nothing to worry about.

    • @redsampler2017
      @redsampler2017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      at least not her annoying voice..

  • @technovikingsnephew8833
    @technovikingsnephew8833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1484

    Finally, a bouncer that says no to sneakers. I can drink in peace knowing I won’t get dunked on

    • @thapelomooi3169
      @thapelomooi3169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @bordeauxbobby
      @bordeauxbobby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MJ FADED WAY

    • @Andrew-kx1sq
      @Andrew-kx1sq ปีที่แล้ว +31

      this dude wants everyone in dress shoes and heels wtf

    • @Brando-wc8fz
      @Brando-wc8fz ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Andrew-kx1sq Dress like a grown up once in a while

    • @tramarthomas6105
      @tramarthomas6105 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Brando-wc8fz the majority of people wear sneakers, you sound like a child or robot saying that heels and dress shoes is 'grown up.' it really depends on the environment though

  • @taurusnyy
    @taurusnyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2018

    Most bouncers think they are fbi level Cia security clearance, dude just relax and stop thinking it's your place you are just an employee.

    • @polaroidandroidjeff6383
      @polaroidandroidjeff6383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      In most places it's the managers not the bouncers that are the problem, bouncers mostly just follow the managers orders

    • @mdlouie
      @mdlouie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      They should treat work the way you probably do? No thanks, I'll take someone who actually takes their role seriously. Have you stopped to consider how quickly things escalate with drunk people? Or the fact that if they fuck up and something happens, losing their job is easily the best case scenario?

    • @dyinhope6840
      @dyinhope6840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      what's funny is they act like that but most can't even tell a fake ID

    • @honeybadger1755
      @honeybadger1755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah, you’ll feel different when someone pulls a gun, or a knife, or a broken bottle, or any kind of self defense tool and starts fucking you up and you’ll be looking for someone to save you, and guess who’s gonna come running? The big guys with the black on that you think should “relax” we wouldn’t have to relax if people could learn to act right/ fuckinh defend themselves

    • @alexajh4957
      @alexajh4957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro facts

  • @towtruckdmc12
    @towtruckdmc12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1314

    This was the least informative video VICE has ever done.

    • @TheOriginalDJMoses
      @TheOriginalDJMoses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      98% of Vice videos are garbage

    • @suqmaddiqq
      @suqmaddiqq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The idea and objective was good but these bouncers were not ones for informative advice in all honesty. I don't entirely blame VICE for the clear lack of professionalism among these bouncers.

    • @donjon123
      @donjon123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      vice has just evolved into a shittier version of buzzfeed, and buzzfeed was shitty to begin with.

  • @askezgiify
    @askezgiify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4697

    Best tip: Dont go to bars with bouncers.

    • @berempamuk123
      @berempamuk123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      And what bar/nightclub doesnt have bouncer or some sort of security?

    • @321cast6
      @321cast6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      parties around here are ruined because of law requiring security, nobody fights here so theyre useless or wants to party coz of some creepy guys staring at everything they do acting like youre nazi for ordering a beer

    • @berempamuk123
      @berempamuk123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@321cast6 in my country and city every nightclub/bar has bouncer/security, they are all chill tho i know like 90% of them they only dont allow underage kids to enter and thats it, of course prevent fight and shit but most of night they just sit and talk with guests, once i played with one guy red gloves/slap game

    • @philmcrackin9573
      @philmcrackin9573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Truest statement. If they have to be there, it's probably full of substandards

    • @Louis-qo7tf
      @Louis-qo7tf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      a lot of pubs don't have bouncers

  • @baca145
    @baca145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1648

    Its completely understandable if they wanna keep smelly people, drunk people, rude people out, but when it comes to a point where their judging your style and what your wearing, thats when it stops making sense.

    • @driedpancake
      @driedpancake 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keep drunk people out so they'll buy their shitty overpriced drinks.

    • @matejnovosad9152
      @matejnovosad9152 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is their job to bring in hot chicks and guys with lots of money. That is how the bars make money. Sorry that you have to hear it this way, but if you are a poor ugly guy, you are not getting in even if you are behaving very well

    • @iwogoryca2684
      @iwogoryca2684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      bouncers don't make up the dress code dummy, the owners/managers do

    • @theadventureinsider
      @theadventureinsider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They work for strict clubs/bars

    • @Threemore650
      @Threemore650 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Have you seen how some people dress?
      Standards may not be theirs, but order of owner.

  • @mustykingvids
    @mustykingvids 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6239

    Yes. Because wearing sneakers changes your social interactions.

    • @AquaMarino
      @AquaMarino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yes, its cultural.

    • @Stefan-st
      @Stefan-st 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      You should see me in this moment, sitting here in my suit at work and lit addidas sneaker on.

    • @TrackHeadStudios
      @TrackHeadStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Horse and Pony show in those places.
      I want no part of it. Fuck them snobby MoFo’s.

    • @certifiedsecurityguard3473
      @certifiedsecurityguard3473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      We all know who their trying to keep out of their bars😁

    • @obi-wankenobi5416
      @obi-wankenobi5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omega Strange nah we don't care to enlighten me?

  • @stephmaccormick3195
    @stephmaccormick3195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7228

    "I always wanted to be a cop, but they won't let me!"
    - Every bouncer ever.

    • @sdqsdq6274
      @sdqsdq6274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      lol cops are pussies , draws a badge when in trouble , protected by law , bouncers on the hands , two different worlds .....

    • @alejandrodiaz3754
      @alejandrodiaz3754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Why so triggered?

    • @RazorSkinned86
      @RazorSkinned86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Lol. Not really. Bouncers can't have the mentality of American police officers or rent-a-cops. American police are trained to escalate and aggressively assert authority "until people comply". Most bouncers get their start after a club or bar owner runs into them on the street, sees how they hold themselves and interact with hostile people, and offers them a job pending they can qualify for their guard-card. I'm not joking. A bouncers job is to not get pushed around, not allow people to get pushed around, but also to stay fk'n calm and descalate even when people are intoxicated irrational confrontational assholes.

    • @cloudsongon728
      @cloudsongon728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lmao, a bouncer definitely gave you a smack in the mouth huh?

    • @stephmaccormick3195
      @stephmaccormick3195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cloudsongon728 Lmao, nope. Huh.

  • @JackSmithson97
    @JackSmithson97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6981

    You should make a video called: How bouncers should treat customers

    • @derekbaxter24
      @derekbaxter24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Um, that was covered in Road House

    • @frederiks.6623
      @frederiks.6623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeeeeesss👏👏👏. So fucking true .

    • @F38U
      @F38U 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@honeybadger1755 so scary, sounds pretty gay

    • @honeybadger1755
      @honeybadger1755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Corvo's Ignorant Videos yeah you do

    • @lateshrohit4983
      @lateshrohit4983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@robbiepollock7443 bouncing is far form minimum wage...

  • @markgoss9150
    @markgoss9150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    I was a doorman in the UK, I used manners, respect and customer service, I was never once assaulted or abused. I even fell out with other doorman as they didn’t like my approach,

    • @halfdayofthejackal9372
      @halfdayofthejackal9372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Best thing for you mate, if thugs don't rate you, you're doing something right

    • @markgoss9150
      @markgoss9150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@halfdayofthejackal9372 I live in the city part of where I’m from too so I’d see people around who I’ve had to deal with before so I built a good reputation where customers would even say hello and wave at me in the street 🤣

    • @Eliath1984
      @Eliath1984 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      in the security world that's what they call a "Cooler" honestly one of the best kind of bouncers in my opinion... Less fights.. everyone generally has a better time because there's not this aggressive presence lurking in the corner.. my best friend was my co security and he was the more aggressive type so we ran the place with an approach I handled 99% of the interaction and 1st contact unless a fight physically broke out he just sat at the door and checked IDs.. very rarely with that kind of a combo does the more aggressive bouncer have to come out of his corner.. and while I was a cooler myself I never ran into a situation(unless it was multiple guys I was trying to coral) that I couldn't handle it solo.. Just talking and mutual respect definitely ended most conflict.

    • @Y2j03
      @Y2j03 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the exact same thing I do and have experienced.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lies again? Zouk Out USD SGD

  • @ThatGoodFellaGuy
    @ThatGoodFellaGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2464

    Maybe they should focus more on oh idk.... Security? Rather than not letting people in because of sweat pants and sneakers

    • @kylethekidable
      @kylethekidable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      It's part of the job, owners have dress codes and expect clientele to be dressed reasonably to the owners standards. We just enforce the rules, if I let you slide wearing something you shouldn't then someone inside, likely the owner/manager will see you and demand you get tossed anyways.

    • @Hailz12211
      @Hailz12211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Its also can be a safety issue. Ive seen guys try get in with sandals or open toe shoes and be stopped at the door.

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i mean sweat pants is understandable

    • @donjon123
      @donjon123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@Hailz12211 sneakers are not sandals, what are you trying to serve the conversation to.

    • @tvbnine793
      @tvbnine793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I mean I get sweatpants but fucking hell I wanna wear my sneakers at the bar because God forbid somebody attacks me I can run away

  • @jacksonzheng3103
    @jacksonzheng3103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2759

    "Don't think the bouncer is an idiot, he's more intelligent than you" - mate, you should be a comedian, certainly pays more than your current job

    • @joshuapool5048
      @joshuapool5048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Chill bro, murder is illegal

    • @MercifulServant78680
      @MercifulServant78680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Why do you think Drunks are smarter than a sober bouncer?

    • @michaelmontalvo1976
      @michaelmontalvo1976 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So should you

    • @benberk8541
      @benberk8541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bouncers end up making a lot of money to be honest. I always did concert security because the clubs seemed boring but then I realized the bouncers are making like 90k a year

    • @dominickjustave3558
      @dominickjustave3558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@benberk8541 bs they are making that 99% are min wage

  • @frostbd
    @frostbd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4842

    Thanks for protecting us from the sneakers 🙏🏾

    • @obi-wankenobi5416
      @obi-wankenobi5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      I honestly don't know what I would do without these guys. They're like gods or something

    • @SmellyUnfortunate007
      @SmellyUnfortunate007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@obi-wankenobi5416 Where's Anakin? Is he safe?

    • @LK-zd2mc
      @LK-zd2mc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha 😂🤣

    • @sock1050
      @sock1050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      And sweatpants. My god those vicious sweatpants

    • @f.o6209
      @f.o6209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      serious question. you cant wear sneakers to clubs and bars in the US? like just normal Nike or adidas Sneakers? because thats perfectly normal in Europe

  • @biscaynesupercars
    @biscaynesupercars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    I always thought bouncers thought they were waaay more important than they really are and this segment has proven me right

    • @omarvaquero4672
      @omarvaquero4672 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Some of them do think that, but you haven't seen the DJ or other staff at the club especially the DJ entourage.

  • @evilduck1000
    @evilduck1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2114

    Any chance bouncers could not talk down/refuse to acknowledge people when they've done nothing wrong?

    • @jmbarts6790
      @jmbarts6790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Dreamstate I would prefer people just save money, usually the stupid like to gather in masses.

    • @Americansikkunt
      @Americansikkunt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You did something wrong.

    • @evilduck1000
      @evilduck1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dreamstate I wouldn't say I'm being abused or treated horribly, so I'm not really bothered about doing the things you suggested. And going somewhere else isn't really an option because most bouncers are like that.

    • @rainernotes
      @rainernotes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jmbarts6790Lol someone didn't get invited to girls night out

    • @jmbarts6790
      @jmbarts6790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rainernotes Interesting, have a good day.

  • @creeker124
    @creeker124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3254

    A guy I knew was a bouncer and even HE admitted they're mostly assholes and the smaller you are, the more aggressive they'll likely be. The bigger someone is, the more chance you'll see bouncers use reason and manners to calm someone down.

    • @IHXnumber1
      @IHXnumber1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Because they know they will have their asses wooped. People pick their battles to some extent.

    • @ilovebittingrumps181
      @ilovebittingrumps181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@IHXnumber1 Exactly, the aggression is there is because the smaller you are, the more confident people are to pick on you. Not something to do with that bullshit op just said

    • @IHXnumber1
      @IHXnumber1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ilovebittingrumps181 Yeah. If you’re small or “small”. You can make up with personality. It can make you look bigger. But don’t over do it. Only fight when you have no other choice.

    • @ilovebittingrumps181
      @ilovebittingrumps181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IHXnumber1 that's I'm trying to say, the actions are all relative to the current situation. Although there are some dickheads out there that get carried away.

    • @IHXnumber1
      @IHXnumber1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ilovebittingrumps181 Plenty. But in the end I think it’s your ability to fight and not your size. Only problem is later third parties getting involved. Best to stay away from the bs. So it’s not just a “small” problem.

  • @rogierdikkes
    @rogierdikkes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3282

    Bouncer: "That movement you make, yeah don't do that"
    Me: "What, breathing?"
    Bouncer: "Sorry, we just closed!"

    • @Subhasis44597
      @Subhasis44597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RedemptioINN Only want them to stay out of my face.

    • @jaidenarias5912
      @jaidenarias5912 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you want to talk/learn about God and Jesus? God and Jesus both love you and can help you with whatever you may be going through! 🙏🏽

  • @Brakathor
    @Brakathor ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I don't think the bouncer is an idiot. I think the bouncer is a j3rkhauf These people are a huge part of the reason why I always loathed the idea of clubbing. The woman was particularly insufferable.

  • @Brootahlizer
    @Brootahlizer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    The bouncer who was sitting down need to be humbled - his ego is at a 10, needs to be at a 2.

    • @imluvinyourmum
      @imluvinyourmum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Leave The Situation alone

    • @elkonazo
      @elkonazo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The situation 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @elkonazo
      @elkonazo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah,he thinks he's sooooo smart

    • @sameedstien6118
      @sameedstien6118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      mah man just stands at a door and thinks he's important.

    • @pripyat.sadboi8092
      @pripyat.sadboi8092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yeah with that sneaker problem

  • @OGJessie
    @OGJessie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    All this video did was make me hate them more. am I alone?

    • @JuanMongeJ-3Dmo
      @JuanMongeJ-3Dmo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too many bs don'ts

    • @gabrielkok9208
      @gabrielkok9208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You are not alone, all I am getting from them are the talking down attitude.

    • @Celio19891
      @Celio19891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m with ya man. Some of the stuff said in this video does kind of make sense but most of it is just bullshit.

    • @jasonchan4732
      @jasonchan4732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I honestly didn’t even hate bouncers until I saw this video nor have I had any bad experiences but this video was definitely a bad experience

    • @winterwulf1995
      @winterwulf1995 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's really difficult for me to have any less respect for roided up thugs.
      In fact I don't think it's even possible

  • @TobiasGim
    @TobiasGim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    these bouncers behave like the ppl they dont let inn.

    • @nnnnnn496
      @nnnnnn496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly!

    • @Unholyspirit
      @Unholyspirit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      true xD

    • @danifurka6790
      @danifurka6790 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Worse, they just wanna be like em

    • @kid_missive
      @kid_missive 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahaha yes. Just like cops and robbers.

  • @blake5619
    @blake5619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I was designated driver and not drinking one night at the valley (club central in Australia) and walked past a bouncer and he makes a remark how I can’t walk straight and have been over the shop all night, too which I reply “mate I’m sober”… haven’t seen a bouncer look so stupid in my life. Unfortunately all these people reminded me of him.

    • @Jam-iv6xz
      @Jam-iv6xz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Happened to me, wasn't let in tho because he thought I was drunk af. I only had 1 pint... Lmao

  • @fumurph
    @fumurph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3976

    Have known a lot of bouncers over the years. They all fell into the following groups, or a combination thereof:
    1. Egomaniacs
    2. Sex pests
    3. Small men with something to prove / chip on shoulder
    4. Women with something to prove / chip on shoulder

    • @unpopularopinions5188
      @unpopularopinions5188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Youve never known a bouncer. youve playcated and used bouncers, but youve never known a bouncer.

    • @fumurph
      @fumurph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      Not true. Even shared apartments and houses with some of them.
      Also, *placated.

    • @andreaslind6338
      @andreaslind6338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Rocknroll, unpopular opinions is probably a bouncer himself, hence the spelling.

    • @unpopularopinions5188
      @unpopularopinions5188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@andreaslind6338 right! since bouncing I've become illiterate, babysitting drunk people with fragile egos that become irate when you tell them they cant use the emergency door... but thanks for being the spellcheck police. you're awesome!

    • @andreaslind6338
      @andreaslind6338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@unpopularopinions5188 * can't.

  • @peniparker7968
    @peniparker7968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    well, they're not getting paid for their intelligence

    • @zaki9996
      @zaki9996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😭

    • @Subhasis44597
      @Subhasis44597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      These door people will only back down when a gun is shoved in their face.

    • @johnmalkowski9485
      @johnmalkowski9485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Subhasis44597 i bet u would to, lol

    • @Yeen666
      @Yeen666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnmalkowski9485 this dude is bulletproof bruh 😂😂

    • @dimitrimatsacos7859
      @dimitrimatsacos7859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually, that's a remarkably ignorant comment. Where I worked we didn't hire morons, one had a phd, another was a barrister, many including myself were studying at university. Assessing who to approach first in a fight, and how to handle them so as to minimize damage (to all parties) while adrenaline is pumping and music blaring can be extremely challenging.
      I dare you to try it, but if you ever did, then I would be more inclined to listen to your pathetic mewling. Go back to your bridge.

  • @CouchCommander5000
    @CouchCommander5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    bouncers be on some stanford prison experiment flex

    • @hegtyson7044
      @hegtyson7044 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO, nice one!

    • @bornsinner6134
      @bornsinner6134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So trippy I was watching the experiment last night ahaha so messed up how pussies act when they get a little bit of power

    • @yemo34
      @yemo34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I work for the city government. One of our co-workers wants to become a cop. My supervisor never promoted him because this kid let's power go to his head real quick. He's also an amateur bodybuilder. And everybody is scared out of their minds of the prospect that this kid is going to be giving a badge and a gun.

    • @ryn3575
      @ryn3575 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @lv8708
      @lv8708 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn, the accuracy!

  • @benborg3853
    @benborg3853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3828

    “We get paid to baby sit you.” She’s acting like she’s gonna come in and feed me my beer from a baby bottle

    • @Subhasis44597
      @Subhasis44597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      These door people will only back down when a gun is shoved in their face.

    • @PirateCat822
      @PirateCat822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Subhasis44597 or when a bigger gun is shown to them

    • @Subhasis44597
      @Subhasis44597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PirateCat822 Exactly.

    • @rikkatheconure2395
      @rikkatheconure2395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Subhasis44597 why do you keep commenting this everywhere? Not throwing salt.. just want to know if you know a bouncer that’s not just a heavy overpaid pansy

    • @rikkatheconure2395
      @rikkatheconure2395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Nuke em' you got me. I want to check ID’s outside a bar but I’ll never make it that far in life :(

  • @RedSkullhax
    @RedSkullhax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2507

    I remember being younger and uglier and not being able to get into any club, the way they would disregard you and treat you like you're not even a person. And even go to physical agression when all you're trying to do is ask why you aren't allowed in is the reason why my hate for these fuckers will never leave. Now I never get refused by bouncers i've come to realize the best places to party are places where a bouncer isn't required in the first place. Because usually that means that the bar doesn't have issues with either social/Racial discrimination or actual thugs.

    • @2010RSHACKS
      @2010RSHACKS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      A bouncers job is to check IDs and enforce maximum occupancy, not to profile people

    • @Realcordy
      @Realcordy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @nothing lol some clubs do that! Idk just don’t go if you don’t wanna get profiled!

    • @joshuafurlong5270
      @joshuafurlong5270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@2010RSHACKS there are clubs that wont let you in because you groups guy/girl ratio is too high. 5 guys 2 girls? pce boys but the ladies can go in if theyd like.

    • @S.O.N.E
      @S.O.N.E 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@joshuafurlong5270 you need girls to get men to spend money in your club

    • @worldisfilledb
      @worldisfilledb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Clubs don’t want poor people, they want people who can spend real money, it’s not real discrimination, grow up lol

  • @TakanashiYuuji
    @TakanashiYuuji 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    I feel like there's a lot of wiggle room between puking on the floor and wearing sneakers.

    • @kylethekidable
      @kylethekidable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Flawed logic, dress codes are for various reasons that are completely unrelated to someone puking who has been over served. So many obnoxious patrons forget that it's not a free place to chill, it's a business and typically, reasonably dressed spend more and cause less of a scene. Based on that premise, if you look like you just rolled out of bed wearing the same pjs you've had on the last 4 nights, I won't let you in. Not because of some power Trip or whatever bullshit you wanna think up to throw blame on me, but because you may come in and snag a couple beers and meanwhile that group of nicely dressed people going out to spend plenty of money after work/some event decide to go elsewhere because half the people look like bums. Nobody walks into a venue, sees people decently dressed and decides it's sketchy, let's leave, but people absolutely have walked into venues I've worked and walked back out because everyone was dressed in some mix of uncaring college senior/crack addict/ pants sagging visibly to their knees. Dress code isn't to turn a club into a black tie affair, it's to ensure that you don't get the rep as the shithole bar that no decent person goes to. You get that rep and it becomes reality and before long every customer is either the type to come buy one 3$ beer and nurse it for 4 hours or ready to cause a scene with the first person to bump into them.

    • @FD03
      @FD03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kylethekidable ok

    • @-skeptix-
      @-skeptix- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@kylethekidable You’re not wrong man, every time I wear sneakers I go ballistic on anyone I see

    • @OKFrecords
      @OKFrecords 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@kylethekidable Who in their right minds would wear a suit and tie to a night out. the most prestige nightclubs in Europe dont have dresscodes. these bouncers a the definition of cringe americans

    • @kabirpandeya7025
      @kabirpandeya7025 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kylethekidable that's a respectable take

  • @pedrojioia
    @pedrojioia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I am brazilian, and one of the biggest culture shocks in Europe were that bouncers deny entrance to people on clubs for no reason. Here in Brazil they will only deny you for a lack of ID, or maybe if you are violating the dress code(which we rarely have).
    In Europe I learnt pretty quickly that I would be sometimes denied if I am alone, so I would have to call my friends out so they let me in.

    • @deathrager2404
      @deathrager2404 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      one of the reasons i never went clubbing. not only a wasteof time and money, but a waste of your life. people theredont like you, they only want you to spend. be it the club, be it the broads. it doesnt matter. its all garbage.

    • @thibautmodrzyk6215
      @thibautmodrzyk6215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It does really depend on the club though. I always go to parties with a ticket and they basically can't deny entrance, except if you're pissed af.

    • @nikoandroman
      @nikoandroman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m Mexican and I once got denied at a so called “Latino music club” called Medellin in Paris. Apparently that night they were only letting Parisian people inside… like bro what?? How could you have a latino club with only Parisian people inside?? Bet they don’t even know the lyrics to half the songs…
      Sh!tt!est club ever. Paris has probably one of the worst nightlife in Europe and has probably the worst bouncers you’ll ever find around the world.

    • @martimrocha9067
      @martimrocha9067 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But yes in general there are a lot of different reasons you might not get in, here in Europe. I must have been the only person not shocked at the sneakers rule, thats very common for a lot of bars here. Also unironed shirts, jeans, cargo, shorts, some places even recquire women to wear heals and men to wear belts. I've also seen people being rejected for lgbt-looking outfits in places that arent specifically lgbt-frindly, and the more common situations like being alone, being a dude, especially if you're not conventionally hot, and being too old for the club's target audience.

    • @deathrager2404
      @deathrager2404 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@martimrocha9067 they ll let women in easily because thats how they make money. they know men will buy women drinks. lol as a man, how the hell are you still clubbing? you re being a cashcow for these mfs.

  • @ngsmith22
    @ngsmith22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    You know that homie took that Snickers bar 🤣🤣

    • @TowDow3
      @TowDow3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      hell I WOULD have taken the snickers LOL

  • @krisb8474
    @krisb8474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Rename this video "DOORMEN ON POWER TRIPS"
    Thx

  • @nipply5941
    @nipply5941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    'you're here to socialise, wear something good.' *is literally wearing a crackhead outfit... ok buddy

    • @obi-wankenobi5416
      @obi-wankenobi5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ungratefulmetalpansy exactly he's there to work at a professional job at a professional venue where literally everyone dresses nice so

  • @timmy101231
    @timmy101231 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I work in nightclubs. It’s all a power trip, cause when it’s time to break up a real fight only 2 guards will step in out of 20.

  • @anandpopat2549
    @anandpopat2549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    This didn't give me many DO's...aside from Basic Common sense, no real information here.

    • @tylergarrison3848
      @tylergarrison3848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Welcome to the new vice

    • @boogrlovr
      @boogrlovr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tylergarrison3848 honestly though. it's so disappointing

    • @leemont909
      @leemont909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a shame common sense isnt really all that common

    • @binaryvoid0101
      @binaryvoid0101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The trust you have in most people having common sense is hilarious.

    • @radjared
      @radjared 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The Prodigy Settle down

  • @Vash.Baldeus
    @Vash.Baldeus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    I'll be honest, I've seen another video though it was in Russian, on the topic of what pisses off a bouncer, and he spoke way more chill and even gave examples why he did not let people into to the place (being drunk, puking, disrespecting staff/other patrons in line) like less dress code, more real issues.

    • @danifurka6790
      @danifurka6790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yeah, that's what the job of a bouncer is supposed to be, instead of feeling superior to other people by not letting them in for wearing sneakers and making up other bullshit rules

    • @olynerikson3723
      @olynerikson3723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ahh, otlichna drug. ya hochu eycho practikavasta, pozaluista, pomogite.

    • @rikkidgermano9640
      @rikkidgermano9640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Most russian bouncers have a certain aura around them and you can tell by their physique, they do martial arts instead of some of the examples shown in this video. I have been to certain russian clubs and the bouncers were always cool, never looked down on people and no matter how drunk people. were, they never acted up because they knew not to mess with the bouncers.

    • @jovanmancic750
      @jovanmancic750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@olynerikson3723 first learn Russian Cyrillic

    • @LuisMartinez-le2pc
      @LuisMartinez-le2pc 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I am a professional bodyguard and security bouncer and that is what our job entails. I do not know why these security guards think they can make their own rules. Safety is ALWAYS the number one priority. You MUST be very patient, alert and friendly to some extent. If you do not have patience, safety is not your concern and you’re making your own rules you should not be in the business period.

  • @cindyhickman2153
    @cindyhickman2153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1677

    Sounds kinda like the "power" got to their heads but idk

    • @rigobertomcfarlane1781
      @rigobertomcfarlane1781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      In what way? they had some valid points (reasons to why I dont go to clubs).

    • @John_Nada_
      @John_Nada_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      What else is new, if you put a human in a position of power the vast majority of them are losers and will ambiguously reinforce whatever the fuck they want when they want because power, no consistency.

    • @averynewtown2782
      @averynewtown2782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "dont piss on the floor" yeah look at this power trip

    • @mdlouie
      @mdlouie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Maybe it's the "responsibility" that got to their heads. Keeping a large group of people safe is hard enough when they're sober. Have you dealt with any drunk people lately?

    • @user-qs7dp6yb2x
      @user-qs7dp6yb2x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Rigoberto McFarlane one of them literally said sth in the lines of "I don't like people wearing sweats, this is a social event, you gotta be social", while another said "Don't wear sneakers". There are times when it's a club rule, here it seems it's their preference based on which they decide who to let in and who not to

  • @harveysmallwood729
    @harveysmallwood729 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "my bar"
    bro you work for $10 an hour stood in the cold it's not your bar 💀

    • @bddbjvjbvbj
      @bddbjvjbvbj 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The boss pays them that $10 an hour to throw you out

    • @Stopthecommentcensoring
      @Stopthecommentcensoring 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bddbjvjbvbjlame bouncer get a real job

  • @emguttergames
    @emguttergames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    “Do ask how my night is.
    Do not talk about the weather with me...”
    You seem like the type of woman that’ll get mad at a dude for holding the door open for you. At the same time you seem like you’d be mad if I let the door close on you too. 🤷‍♂️ #nowinning

    • @jasonstuart3209
      @jasonstuart3209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Amen

    • @taxevasion0336
      @taxevasion0336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "Hey how's your night been?"
      gEt tHe hElL oUT oF *mY* bAr

    • @pilazpilaz
      @pilazpilaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Funny how you compared two entirely unrelated situations and singled out the woman. I wonder why that is.

    • @hb6747
      @hb6747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She's standing outside all night, she doesn't need your weather report... not her fault that's your only topic of conversation

    • @SuperBigdude77
      @SuperBigdude77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hb6747 It's not that she and women like her just seem.stuck up.

  • @totsmygots32
    @totsmygots32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    How to treat bouncers according to 4 (four) bouncers.

    • @christianb8228
      @christianb8228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Four scumbags

    • @griffinmyers6618
      @griffinmyers6618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      4 first timers

    • @psup8
      @psup8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@griffinmyers6618 KB them

    • @SankofaNYC
      @SankofaNYC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm confused... Who do you think should be giving this information... Should we have guests and telling us how they want to treat bouncers???

    • @totsmygots32
      @totsmygots32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SankofaNYC bare minimum 5 bouncers. Although 6 is preferable.

  • @Viv1dCS
    @Viv1dCS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    They could kill themselves by jumping from their ego to their iq

  • @c.m.9369
    @c.m.9369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Wow…
    Really great attitude towards your customers.
    The thing is, there is this clichee of bounders talking down to you and thinking they are above you because they are in a situation of power and authority, and I‘d always think that‘s just a picture movies and TV shows give us…
    But damn, some of these guys really try to play into that stereotype!

  • @Xx-le9mx
    @Xx-le9mx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Nifty advice from a group of professional doormen, excuse me, “bouncers”.
    Extremely ego centric attitude regarding a night gig designed to help with the flow of customers into a bar. Nothing more, nothing less.
    You work as a doorman, sorry, “bouncer” and you complain about drunk people? Mate, thats your job, quite literally dealing with drunk people.

    • @araci515
      @araci515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreement well written!!!

    • @quinnmarchese6313
      @quinnmarchese6313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its actually doorman that is the more "polite" term lol

    • @sunsetman22
      @sunsetman22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@quinnmarchese6313 gorillas

  • @azurefortman8887
    @azurefortman8887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Vice, why did y’all upload this with audio of the chick being so scratchy and muffled? 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @tobiasadams1504
      @tobiasadams1504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      i thought my speakers were messed up but this audio hurts my ears

    • @azurefortman8887
      @azurefortman8887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tobias Adams I’m partially deaf and I thought it was my hearing aid that was messed up, so I put it up to my good ear and it wasn’t my hearing aid, thank goodness.

    • @baysideisacult2244
      @baysideisacult2244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      her voice is just annoying asf that's why

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      After watching this atrocity im wondering why they uploaded it at all... regardless of the piss poor audio lol.

    • @WILD__THINGS
      @WILD__THINGS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Its not poor audio, she just has a terribly obnoxious nasally voice

  • @skoshow8418
    @skoshow8418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    How to actually treat a bouncer: shake something shiny and have your friends sneak by while the Neanderthal is distracted. You may not get in but you’re not missing much and your friends appreciate the sacrifice.

    • @imluvinyourmum
      @imluvinyourmum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If you shake a steak around and throw it you have 10 seconds to get in

    • @elbruhmomentonumerodos9227
      @elbruhmomentonumerodos9227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      By something shiny do you mean a needle filled with steroids?

  • @hypercc1
    @hypercc1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "Don't tell me about the weather". Here's a mad thing, it could just be someone being nice and trying to talk to you as a human being

  • @christopherlee1830
    @christopherlee1830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    "he's probably more intelligent than you" best joke of 2019 😂

    • @urbanvision4365
      @urbanvision4365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Very profound statement he made there

    • @howiegaming9985
      @howiegaming9985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      joker 2019

    • @vietnamrebel
      @vietnamrebel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If it were true, they'd probably do better than being a bouncer. 😂

    • @benberk8541
      @benberk8541 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vietnamrebel bouncers actually make a ton of money. You work for like 4 or 5 hours a night meet a lot of girls and go home with anywhere between 200-1000+ a night

    • @vietnamrebel
      @vietnamrebel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@benberk8541 making a ton of money while constantly being at risk of being shot, stabbed or otherwise maimed. Yeah, super smart. It's like being a cop without the legal authority to actually be a cop.
      I make that sitting at home in my pajamas. 😂

  • @jtv0
    @jtv0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    How to become a bouncer: Get bullied as a kid.

  • @jr8856
    @jr8856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1162

    Romans 8 : 38 -39
    For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

    • @777jones
      @777jones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Jon Ramey you sound like one of the guys we pay bouncers to kick the fuck out of the bar

    • @LingLing1337
      @LingLing1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      777jones that's when you charge back for the night and never come back. Thanks for the free drinks

    • @markzuckerburg5220
      @markzuckerburg5220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      777jones FREE DRINKS!

    • @BeavisSaves
      @BeavisSaves 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Never met one who wasn't

    • @UnGa11o
      @UnGa11o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@777jones You sound like one of those guys that thinks he looks better than everyone else

  • @adamlegros1180
    @adamlegros1180 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lmao no club or bar has ever refused me for wearing Jordans lmao

  • @oneatekay8910
    @oneatekay8910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2390

    Heres one profession I wouldn't mind being replaced with a robot.
    Get on it Elon musk.

    • @michaelmccarthy4615
      @michaelmccarthy4615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No kidding... dealers are living zombies that barely speak English

    • @benberk8541
      @benberk8541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You dont want to go to a club where a robot lets everyone in that has ID and you have to wait for the police to respond to defuse a situation. A robot wouldnt know what to say to defuse situations you would have drugs all over the place, women getting raped and groped (way more than they do with big ass bouncers walking around), people being stabbed, people falling off tables and breaking their necks, people dying from alcohol poisoning cause nobody will be there to kick out over intoxicated patrons, stuff getting stolen, literally puke piss and even shit everywhere you wouldnt believe the places people think is a good spot to use the bathroom when they are drunk. Needless to say you would need a fully intelligent AI that cant even be called artificial anymore. Once you have fucking I-robot instead of a bouncer you are gonna talk shit about it too cause its gonna be the exact same as a human bouncer

    • @goofofff
      @goofofff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As a bouncer I take offense to this. How about we replace your job with a robot.

    • @sirmegallot3276
      @sirmegallot3276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      BouncerBot

    • @TauEnjoyer
      @TauEnjoyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@benberk8541 i think he was talking simply about the doorman.. not the security inside

  • @bumbadabimbap2335
    @bumbadabimbap2335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    We need a reverse video of party goers, telling bouncers how to treat them. I’ve personally almost only had bad experiences with bouncers which did not originate on my side!

    • @stephensutcliffe8839
      @stephensutcliffe8839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good idea

    • @PGG98
      @PGG98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got punched by a bouncer for having a can of beer in my jacket. Sure it wasn't allowed and I was rather drunk. But never was I disrespectful. Asked him if he would smack a girl like that afterwards and sadly had to run as the small dick guy lost his cool in 0.001 sec.

    • @josephhughes2429
      @josephhughes2429 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i've never had a bad experience, its usually just show ID and your in. Here in the UK before the SIA licence things were fucked

    • @obscure.reference
      @obscure.reference ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josephhughes2429 in US lots of them are little control freaks lol, when i was over in the UK/Ireland around 16-17 i had far fewer problems with bar security than i do in my 20’s in US.

  • @MB20978
    @MB20978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    How to treat egomaniacs according to egomaniacs.

    • @cphoover11
      @cphoover11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol so true

    • @shredz_2032
      @shredz_2032 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cphoover11 No

  • @forzajuve4935
    @forzajuve4935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    (In Denmark) I was once rejected from a bar after the bouncer asked me for ID. I showed him my drivers licence and my passpork, he told me I had no proof that it was me, I then showed him my student ID, my health insurance certificate and even a credit card that matched my name.
    He said it was all fake and that I looked like a polish refugee.
    I responded "so I'm a polish refugee, with a danish name, that speaks danish, lives and studies in Denmark?"
    Then he pushed me down a flight of stairs where I hit 8-10 other people. He then came down the stairs to put me in an armbar and punch me in the stomach.
    I was nothing but civil and showed absolutely no aggression.
    Ive also gone out from a bar to smoke a cigarette, and then not being allowed back inside for no reason what so ever. Wouldnt give me an explanation - and my coat, wallet and phone was inside the bar, which I was not allowed to collect either.
    So many bouncers are legit powerhungry psychopaths.

  • @INF1NI73
    @INF1NI73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Yall complaining but don't piss on the floor is solid advice.

    • @williamb.j.blaskowicz.5664
      @williamb.j.blaskowicz.5664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FOR ETERNITY FOR THAT COMMENT.

    • @superchangoale
      @superchangoale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OK, I guess this is the most obvious and stupid advice you can get. Or maybe "don't take a shit on the floor"

    • @dantemonterey1507
      @dantemonterey1507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AND ITS SOO DAMN HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE! LIKE DAMN!

    • @kylethekidable
      @kylethekidable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@superchangoale lol but the thing is, obvious is off the table when babysitting drunk idiots. People will literally drink themselves to the point of pissing themselves in public if we let them. My favorite overly drunk idiot was a guy I turned away for being plastered...he then proceeded over the span of 15 minutes walk away and try to come back in line like I forgot him in the last 3 minutes

  • @leoa4c
    @leoa4c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    "Why are you wearing sun glasses at night?"
    She hasn't been on the job for a long time.

    • @lilgodzillr
      @lilgodzillr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you mean?

    • @Pinky44321
      @Pinky44321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or has just never let someone doing something stupid like that in

    • @IncidentalShine
      @IncidentalShine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@lilgodzillr drugs.

    • @samphelps856
      @samphelps856 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This.

    • @dogshit9739
      @dogshit9739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SMOKEU they’re fucked up

  • @CallMeOfficial
    @CallMeOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    This just makes me wanna argue with bouncers... anyone else?

    • @unpopularopinions5188
      @unpopularopinions5188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dont do that

    • @obi-wankenobi5416
      @obi-wankenobi5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm definitely gonna do it

    • @kylethekidable
      @kylethekidable 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go for it fellas...but if you argue for anything but the best of reasons you'd just get your ass tossed anyways lol

    • @321cast6
      @321cast6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      fuck them, worthless people

    • @HawkSlam
      @HawkSlam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unpopular Opinions oh god it’s Captain Action in the comments again

  • @taywoodz
    @taywoodz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Can genuinely say I've never had a SINGLE positive interaction with a bouncer

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    just don't try to fight the bouncers and you will be mostly ok
    mostly...

    • @bigbud6842
      @bigbud6842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Unless you actually have done that kicked the shit out of them and then they had to call the cops and you had to get the fuck out and then you didnt get to go into the club because your picture is on the wall and your banned for hospitalizing the bouncer

    • @honeybadger1755
      @honeybadger1755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Big Bud lol cool story bro

    • @bigbud6842
      @bigbud6842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@honeybadger1755 its a joke brotha grow a sense of humor

    • @bigbud6842
      @bigbud6842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@honeybadger1755 also may i ask what give anyone the sense that bouncers are fucking all invincible? Bud ive done kenpo, jujitsu and aikido for years. Im friends with bouncers who i HAVE fucked up. At the end of the day the lesson here thiugh is get a sense of hunor.

    • @himalayan8315
      @himalayan8315 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well if you fight and beat them,bitches on deck bruv😁

  • @Songkhi
    @Songkhi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I always thought many bouncers are way far up in their own arse, glad seeing people feel the same way.

  • @jaizernadal
    @jaizernadal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    The guy who said, "don't think bouncers aren't intelligent," seemed like the dumbest one. Stop worrying bout sneakers, man 😑

  • @The__Shaman
    @The__Shaman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tell me you're insecure without telling me you're insecure

  • @MalakLopez1
    @MalakLopez1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Rule #1, don’t disagree with the arbitrary and random opinions of the douche-faced, power-trippin bouncers. Rule #2, be a normal human being by dressing appropriately and not acting like a frat kid in line. Thanks Vice, this video was so insightful.

  • @on2wheels378
    @on2wheels378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    What we don't like, are arrogant bouncers... Lawyers eat them and the owner of the clubs for lunch.

    • @je6874
      @je6874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Barrier Boy ooo look at you, hard man... I bet you get paid less than half of what they get and know nothing

    • @on2wheels378
      @on2wheels378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Barrier Boy Nice try... But you're still some lame working a door...

    • @on2wheels378
      @on2wheels378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@je6874 Yeh, he gets paid about two bucks more a hour than someone taking tickets at the Avengers movie showings...

    • @Thepedell
      @Thepedell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Dreamstate yep there is working the fuckin corner lmao

    • @on2wheels378
      @on2wheels378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Dreamstate Yeh but it's not cool living in a studio apartment at 40 because you're still working a door after dropping out of high school...

  • @brendanprimus3211
    @brendanprimus3211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    I was a bouncer for 10 years, guy with the beard has the best attitude, guy in the gray t shirt has a horrible one.
    Bouncers really have 1 job, and 1 job only, keep everyone safe, that's all it is, if you don't understand that, you don't have any business being a bouncer.

    • @truthspeaker7553
      @truthspeaker7553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, a bouncer's job is to be a good witness, not lay hands on people. You're only hired for insurance purposes (certain insurance providers require it), not because anyone wants bouncers around.

    • @Makachuk
      @Makachuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@truthspeaker7553 Maybe thats true for bouncing in the USA but in europe you are responsible for the security. Do bar fights even happen in the USA ?

    • @edrevvvv
      @edrevvvv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      💩💩💩💩

    • @truthspeaker7553
      @truthspeaker7553 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Makachuk Bar fights do happen, but security guards in the U.S. are NOT legally required to intervene or protect anyone unless they're personal bodyguards.

    • @squidwards-fat-sweaty-nuts
      @squidwards-fat-sweaty-nuts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@truthspeaker7553 well then wtf the point of a bouncer? america really be the special needs kid in the back of the class

  • @magyaripaul-stefan1830
    @magyaripaul-stefan1830 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Why are you wearing sunglasses at night"
    So you cant look in my eyes and see that I'm fucked up on at least 3 different chemicals

  • @jonathandevries2828
    @jonathandevries2828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    these bouncers seem like they are on a power trip

    • @richfan10
      @richfan10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jonathan DeVries Mate! You’d swear they are saving the planet they way their going on ...

    • @Xenamos
      @Xenamos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you think this is a power trip you need to get out your basement. They seem pretty normal and friendly, especially for how annoyed they must get every night on the job. You probably say to the cashier "I guess i'l have it for free then" when something doesn't scan right.

    • @BTCBlizzy
      @BTCBlizzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Arkhzeus you stfu dumb ass. Guarantee these clowns think more of themselves than they should.

    • @jonathandevries2828
      @jonathandevries2828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Xenamos I was in the basement earlier today, but I was only doing laundry down there...now I'm in my living room. But that's beside the point. I'll admit not the biggest power Trip I've seen, but def a trip nonetheless.

    • @asmallboi3559
      @asmallboi3559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jonathandevries2828 ike wtf is the sneakers and sweat pants policy i literally dont understand why the fuck not?

  • @FunkDoobie903
    @FunkDoobie903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    Doesn't matter how you treat a doorman, if he didn't get his steroid fix that day you're not getting in.

    • @Justin.Martyr
      @Justin.Martyr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ass HoLe

    • @Ro0p
      @Ro0p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, this guy got his “being rude and careless” fix for today 👍

    • @FunkDoobie903
      @FunkDoobie903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Justin.Martyr seething 🤣🤣

    • @alexajh4957
      @alexajh4957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmfao I’m dead😂😂

    • @dexterjsullen
      @dexterjsullen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts

  • @aleonsogomez1996
    @aleonsogomez1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Bunch of self important people that think they have power but no real drive smh

    • @jonasscheuer7639
      @jonasscheuer7639 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Truest shit 2k19, bouncers ALWAYS have social complexes that they project on their customers. They dont get that they are there to protect the clients and that the clients fund their fucking job.

  • @cristianrosas5433
    @cristianrosas5433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When I worked as a bouncer we were taught to maintain professionalism despite any circumstances. That entailed keeping our composure when someone throws a burrito at you.

    • @jedross2136
      @jedross2136 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hard to just ignore roid-rage though, isn't it?

  • @michelevitarelli
    @michelevitarelli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    these bouncers think they are the bar owners. they could probably come down a rung or two.

    • @shadyea
      @shadyea 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      AGREED

    • @Americansikkunt
      @Americansikkunt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      michele vitarelli I don't think so. The have a job to do, and just because it hurts your feelings, or you're offended somehow, doesn't mean they need to change. It's hard work keeping ppl like you out of the club!

    • @michelevitarelli
      @michelevitarelli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Americansikkunt hard work? They check id's at a bar. Hard work is roofing.

    • @Americansikkunt
      @Americansikkunt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      michele vitarelli They're babysitting grown, drunk adults lol. It may not be as laborious as roofing, but there are many aspects of the job that would send a roofer back to climbing ladders under the hot sun.

  • @ABCDE710
    @ABCDE710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    lmaoo these fools are trying to teach us about "social norms" y'all bunch of doormen just do your jobs and stop complaining.

    • @alexajh4957
      @alexajh4957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bro facts

    • @mogli4763
      @mogli4763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How are they complaining ?

    • @opiumthoughts
      @opiumthoughts 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah you deal with drunk assholes all night.

    • @imluvinyourmum
      @imluvinyourmum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the big awkward shy kid at school that never used his weight and listened to metal, now he's grown up and extracting revenge lol.

  • @NIRVANAmat
    @NIRVANAmat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Next time I need a bouncers advice.. well.. then I got a problem.

    • @jessehood5944
      @jessehood5944 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NIRVANAmat what makes you so special?

    • @gstylez0107
      @gstylez0107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE Do you even English bro..

    • @alexvineyard9561
      @alexvineyard9561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that was like funny n shit

  • @madloudnoises
    @madloudnoises 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I wanted to be a Cop but I have a criminal record".

  • @raenone662
    @raenone662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    my ears are bleeding from that chicks voice

    • @TheMagistrate8
      @TheMagistrate8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Learn2Mic

    • @RedeyedEm
      @RedeyedEm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought something was wrong with my sound bar. Awful

  • @tobiasadams1504
    @tobiasadams1504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Person: Hi how are you doing toni-
    Bouncer: YOU. SHALL NOT. PAAASSSSSSS!!!

    • @xeddtech
      @xeddtech 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      xD lolol I can picture this in my head now. That bald bouncer with the beard for suurree

    • @moabt.frican7163
      @moabt.frican7163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hold the door! Hold the door! Hold the door! Hold the door! Hold the door!

    • @pieadapter3615
      @pieadapter3615 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vive la France 🇲🇫

    • @phillip2169
      @phillip2169 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moabt.frican7163 shoulda made that a normal comment so people don't gotta look for it

    • @moabt.frican7163
      @moabt.frican7163 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@phillip2169 right on it

  • @starcherry6814
    @starcherry6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Well this makes clubbing seem a lot less fun

    • @madsnack
      @madsnack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Clubbing has almost never been fun unless you own the club.

    • @Americansikkunt
      @Americansikkunt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just don't smell like shit, don't act like a child, and follow the rules. That's difficult for many people, and that's why the job exists in the first place.

    • @bodpola
      @bodpola 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol it isn’t fun, especially in NYC. Honestly your better off just going on dates at bars earlier in the day when security isn’t so douchy

  • @mattgoodmangoodmanlawnmowi2454
    @mattgoodmangoodmanlawnmowi2454 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I am a lifelong martial artist, and whenever I hit a new place with with bouncers, I introduce myself and let them know that if I end up scuffling it won’t be because I started it, and that I will not swing on any bouncer.
    I have ended up talking martial arts systems with bouncers for an extended period of time.
    Respect almost always receives respect.
    And not a bad way to be noticed by ladies across the room.
    I finally fell in love and stopped rolling solo in strange cities.
    But I never had a problem with any bouncer and some if us hit it off well.
    It helps that I am way beyond karate at a strip mall & some of my teachers were well known.
    Iaido under the hughest ranking iaido master in Japan fir example.
    Martial arts past a certain level is a brotherhood. Independent of style. Some women have it too.
    A friend used to own a club. You nailed it.
    Matt’s dad
    Dan

  • @trad5887
    @trad5887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    These “security” guards are literally the reason their bars are failing lmao

  • @guyanaredbone5996
    @guyanaredbone5996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Never been to a nightclub, and I now have 0 desire to experience it.

    • @DumboSanchez
      @DumboSanchez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Guyana Redbone you’re gonna miss out on a fun, sociable experience just because of a TH-cam video? Wow my dude you need to get out more and realise there’s more to life than the internet :|

    • @guyanaredbone5996
      @guyanaredbone5996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Wayne Kerr I do a lot of rock climbing and hiking. In fact my gym has a bar at it for afterwards. Never really was interested to go to a nightclub, and this video plus the comments seals the deal. There’s a lot better things out there in life. I’m sure I’ll do it once just for the experience. Smoke some weed and climb a mountain with a friend. That’s a good time.

    • @DumboSanchez
      @DumboSanchez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Guyana Redbone okay I’m really not interested in your life story, I’m just saying don’t knock it til you tried it, especially not on the basis of one video of some moron bouncers.. they’re no bother on a night out, if you give them no trouble they’ll give you no trouble

    • @guyanaredbone5996
      @guyanaredbone5996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Wayne Kerr you told me I spend all my life on the internet. Just letting you know you’re wrong. Have a good day.

    • @321cast6
      @321cast6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dont go to clubs its legit trash speaking from experience

  • @ArsenicApplejuice
    @ArsenicApplejuice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    “How to treat customers according to customers” never seen that one yet.

    • @kylethekidable
      @kylethekidable 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well in the case of nightlife customers, plenty of them are obnoxious assholes and even the nice ones are typically obnoxious in one way or another

  • @omarvaquero4672
    @omarvaquero4672 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Honestly I bounced at the club and truth be told it is hard to fill the void and a lot of unexperienced people are sloppily hired. I do agree with big groups of guys being a problem. I had instances where I'm tossing a drunk from a larger group of guys and they start dragging the guy back in so I find myself tossing a group of 6 people at once. It doesn't matter your size as long as you're alert.

    • @adz3076
      @adz3076 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your ard

    • @omarvaquero4672
      @omarvaquero4672 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@adz3076 I don't know what that means.

    • @justluke9166
      @justluke9166 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@omarvaquero4672 'your hard' I.E ooh look at the big tough guy. They are being sarcastic.

    • @omarvaquero4672
      @omarvaquero4672 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justluke9166 Thanks for the clarification I'm heading to work in a bit. Hopefully it's not as hectic

    • @tramarthomas6105
      @tramarthomas6105 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry you have to deal with sloppy people, seems like size would play a big part, but I'm sure respect could as if not more important

  • @northide8785
    @northide8785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "Why are you wearing sun glasses at night?"
    -because I'm twisted out my back on drugs and my eyes are falling out my head doll.

    • @ViKODiN_
      @ViKODiN_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr she must be new or some shit

  • @ivanhorvat4817
    @ivanhorvat4817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    That woman has the voice of a mosquito. I want to slap it! LOL

    • @Mister_Soyuz_on_YT
      @Mister_Soyuz_on_YT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Glad I was not the only who noticed. She sounds like her nose is congested. I think her microphone is covered by the shirt and sweater and picks up the strange muffling sound.

    • @rachelsullivan8542
      @rachelsullivan8542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think there was some sort of problem with her microphone.

    • @tezzingtonsir28
      @tezzingtonsir28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Dan Cocaine

    • @tvbnine793
      @tvbnine793 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      screw you. Now that's all I hear

    • @splashpack8982
      @splashpack8982 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like facts I was wondering why I heard buzzing noises

  • @kristalburns3490
    @kristalburns3490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Eh , I almost got bounced out of a club for sitting in a corner , minding my own business, enjoying my drinks, keeping an eye on my friends drinks and watching others do their thing and have their fun. I was causing fewer problems than the fight that broke out behind him.

  • @FractalG07
    @FractalG07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Don't think the bouncer is an idiot. They're probably more intelligent than you." :D

  • @cha_b7746
    @cha_b7746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Bouncers - the people that couldn’t ever get in the club themselves

    • @joshmorris6418
      @joshmorris6418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @David Scott and how are you being brave commenting this?

    • @honeybadger1755
      @honeybadger1755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually we can go into any fuckin club we want because we’re all friends and let each other in, and help out when little pricks name chase have too much to drink and think their chuck Liddell..

    • @F38U
      @F38U 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@honeybadger1755 talk about being insecure

    • @honeybadger1755
      @honeybadger1755 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Corvo's Ignorant Videos I don’t care if your insecure, you do you boo boo

    • @dredog710
      @dredog710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David Scott how did you come up with that exaggeration

  • @stoneyll
    @stoneyll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    First rule...
    Never go anywhere that needs a bouncer to let people in or keep them out..

    • @LDNballer
      @LDNballer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Second rule, anywhere that doesn't need a bouncer probably sucks.

    • @totsmygots32
      @totsmygots32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@LDNballer 3rd rule
      Drink at home like a real man

    • @dill5500
      @dill5500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@totsmygots32 i perfer middle of a. Corn feild with a fire blazing 20ft tall

    • @bluefungi
      @bluefungi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@LDNballer Quite the opposite. Places with bouncers usually suck and cost too much and are full of douchebags.

    • @totsmygots32
      @totsmygots32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dill5500 let's cut out the middleman. Setting yourself ablaze whilst drinking in a cornfield and then having your searing bones be used to cook the corn into moonshine is the purist form of alcoholism.

  • @leeturnbull82
    @leeturnbull82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    "Don't wear sweatpants because you're going out to be a social person".
    Erm... Okay.

    • @StSwagzz
      @StSwagzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      leeturnbull82 white ppl tellin me how to drip 💧 my sauce

    • @Lex60
      @Lex60 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I always find curious the whole reason to wear sneakers-sweatpants-hoodie-cap in a expensive night out at the club. I get that when you are famous and rich you will get away with a lot of stuff, that is the pleasure on that... but regular people? Like... why some men go to a expensive place wearing overpriced toddler clothes that sometimes are not even original stuff? I'm all fine wearing this on regular activities not related to job [well, jobs were you have to look "professional"]... but to go to a nightclub or bar?

    • @milindmalik8377
      @milindmalik8377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Lex60 you realize that you can't decide the kinda clothes that people fuck with right?

    • @StSwagzz
      @StSwagzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lex60 stfu you twerp pussy

    • @StSwagzz
      @StSwagzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OFF WHITE TRACK SUIT WITH PRADA

  • @flex8707
    @flex8707 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have worked and still work part time as a armed security officer in Chicago at a lot of different night clubs mostly around River North and Goldcoast like Moes Cantina, Tunnel, Tree House, Joy District,Soundbar, Liqrbox, Detention, ROCBAR, Spybar, Bounce, Rino, The Original Mothers, Hubbard Inn, and almost at every club the bouncers act just like these guys. A little bit of authority and dudes start power tripping. Imo Moes Cantina and Treehouse have the most polite bouncers out of all listed above.

  • @eloydthegawd5548
    @eloydthegawd5548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    These bouncer have some serious delusions of grandeur. They act like they own the damn place.

    • @arnaringi5253
      @arnaringi5253 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Own the damn place? These rules are set by the ones who own the damn place and they are paid to enforce them but the truth is there are idiots in any line of work i know one bouncer who was an idiot for many years and now he is paralyzed. Do i think he deserved it? Absolutely not but he had it coming.

    • @eloydthegawd5548
      @eloydthegawd5548 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arnar Ingi ait buddy

    • @charlieangkor8649
      @charlieangkor8649 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whoever owns the damn place, they won't own my money after I see the character of these bouncers... Some other establishment will.

  • @davidochoa7298
    @davidochoa7298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Performer wears sneakers :
    Bouncer: Sir you can't perform You need stacy Adams at least.

    • @imluvinyourmum
      @imluvinyourmum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where are your heels son?

    • @321cast6
      @321cast6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Performer orders single Beer:
      Bouncer: Okay thats it youve had enough do you wanna get handcuffed ill call police If you order second 9.99 costing beer.
      .. wait why is our place so empty guys?

  • @deeagnol
    @deeagnol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    😂😂😂😂😂 they actually think they're somebody 😅

    • @apokolipslord6403
      @apokolipslord6403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kylethekidable okay slave

    • @kylethekidable
      @kylethekidable 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@apokolipslord6403 lol wow you're so woke bro

    • @apokolipslord6403
      @apokolipslord6403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kylethekidable ok doorman

    • @kylethekidable
      @kylethekidable 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@apokolipslord6403 literally the most skilled roaster I've ever encountered.

    • @apokolipslord6403
      @apokolipslord6403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kylethekidable whats your salary again?

  • @jeffsaddiction
    @jeffsaddiction 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Guy wearing t-shirt telling people not to wear sneakers. That’s rich.

    • @Xenamos
      @Xenamos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, you are just stupid. For one, he isn't someone going to the club and probably isn't on the job as he is doing an interview (pretty fucking obvious). Sneakers aren't formal or plain, but T-shirts can be, also they don't imply you may be a problem later like sneakers and joggers/tracksuit bottoms would (According to the bouncers). If he was wearing something with a stupid print yeah, but you're reaching hard.

    • @matthewcollingwood
      @matthewcollingwood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jeffsaddiction probably because he’s not working at that exact moment. Would you want to wear a shirt, tie and smart shoes 24 hours a day?

    • @sebastianodiraviolo499
      @sebastianodiraviolo499 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Xenamos that Guy seriously is an asshole. 3 Guys max in a bar wtf is He thinking.

    • @dyinhope6840
      @dyinhope6840 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sebastianodiraviolo499 ...he was talking about showing up in groups of more than 3 guys. no club wants a sausage fest.

  • @AdamFutor
    @AdamFutor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I once got told by a bouncer that my gf can go on in but i can't because "i look like a trouble maker"...mind you i was completely sober and was laughing with my gf at the time.

    • @acelilsmoke7293
      @acelilsmoke7293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      in fairness to the bouncers making women laugh is something they've never done so to them that's pretty scary

    • @poopmok
      @poopmok 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@acelilsmoke7293 LOL