2 truths and a Lie 1) I’ve broken my toe on a trampoline before 2) I haven’t watched a single Harry Potter movie but I’ve read almost every book 3) Once, for Halloween, I wore a superhero mask and a black hoodie and I still got candy from every house I went to
two truths and a lie 1. I was cancelled twice on tumblr by a 12-year-old 2. I went as a BFDI character for Halloween 3. I've read the Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom guide so many times, the book's spine broke (edit: it's 3)
I’ll play two truths and a lie: I killed a man The man I killed was a little green guy running out of the fridge I hate myself I don’t hate myself, always be positive!
2 truths and a lie: 1: I like paper Mario sticker star 2: I own an official Petey piranha plush 3: I was in a bus that almost fell off a cliff in Colombia
2 truths and a lie. 1) i have never been stung by a bee 2) i fell off the roof of a trailer and was completely ok except for a scrap when i was 12 3) Minecraft will live forever
My 2 truths and a lie : ● I slept in a 4 star hotel for free ● I'm french but have never eaten snails or frogs ● I took the wrong train and got to Mannheim, Germany instead of Paris
2 truths 1 lie 1. I can run a mile in 4 minutes and 48 seconds 2. I had all of the skin on my shoulder torn off by my cat 3. I was stabbed in the thigh as a kid by a knife
2 truths and a lie • I have about 12 aunts in total, the majority in my mom’s side of the family. • I’ve had appendicitis (aka tiny useless organ in cecum of large intestine wants to explode). • I only go out with my family.
Two truths and a lie 1. i’ve had a panic attack when I was eight. 2. i’ve broken my arm and leg at the same time. 3. i’m afraid of going to the barber.
1. I had a mental breakdown because of a card game 2. I choked (and nearly died) because of a Life-Saver mint 3. I got picked up by a group of people at a concert and thrown into the artist’s leg
My 2 truths & 1 lie 1. I have auditioned for AGT twice 2. I am the shortest member of my high school's marching band 3. I'm in high school and college at the same time
1. I once had a 20 foot underwater snake chase me while swimming in a hot spring. 2. I won an all expeces paid trip for a competition on a cruise. (And got second place) 3. I once burned down a corn field
My Two truths and a lie: 1) I am in close relation with a Japanese model 2) I was born in South Korea but is still fully American 3) I’ve been to every state in America except Alaska
Two truth and a lie 1. I almost cracked my skull open when I was 4 2. I almost drowned on a school trip and almost no one cared 3. I got hit in the head with a DVD player by my mom
2 truths one lie :) 1: I broke my whole arm on a trampoline in 2019 2: I have gotten 7 scars in my life 3:I have teared one of my nerves half-way and spent 6 hours in the ER
2 truths 1 lie 1. I have been awake for 24 hours multiple times 2. I've gotten dengue stage 2 before 3. There are times where I forgot to pay the driver when im commuting
2 truth an a lie 1, I’ve been in a jet ski accident and came out without any serious injuries 2. I’ve started growing a nerd at the age of 11 3.I’m scared to go on a jet ski/ boat due to a traumatic event
32:42 i think I remember this i havent went any further i think u went to the island to get that one pokemon i fortgot witch one he didn’t even get it i think its was in Alaska to
*Two truths and a lie!* -I've been to every continent, except Asia (Antarctica not included lol) -I went to the Pope's wake by accident -The first time I talked to someone that isn't from my country was in Among Us
2 truths and a lie 1. I played a game for an average of 6 hours a day for 2 months 2. I still picked my boogers until I was 10 3. I have (accidentally) stolen $500 worth of stuff from Walmart when I was 3
2 truths and a lie: 1. at 8-10 i nearly drowned my friend by holding their head below water for a long time. 2. at 7-9 years old i've had a wasp fly onto my eyeball and had to avoid blinking or moving so i didn't get stung 3. at 11-13 while i was alone i got chased by some teenagers and had to run back to my house to make sure i was safe
2 Truths and a Lie 1) Id rather be extremely warm than extremely cold 2) I was born with a hole in my heart which healed on its own 3) I had a blood infection i gained from the hospital for a small period of time when i was younger
2 truths and a lie
1. I almost fell off a five story building once
2. I can't think of a false one
3. I can't think of a truth that like the first one
I love paradoxes
why do you play with my braincells like this
Truth is 1
2. is the lie, and to get 3 options he had to think of a lie making 2. the lie no paradoxes were included in this
@@maxleavitt8199
Front facing Pear when revealing the Lie was perfect timing
Timestamp?
@@uniquename6256 57:30
@@uniquename6256 57:36
2 truths and a Lie
1) I’ve broken my toe on a trampoline before
2) I haven’t watched a single Harry Potter movie but I’ve read almost every book
3) Once, for Halloween, I wore a superhero mask and a black hoodie and I still got candy from every house I went to
I think the lie is the broken toe one
middle
2
I think 3 is a lie
Harry Potter one could happen that did happen to me
45:52 “BAM, CHECK YOUR MAILBOX..!” made me laugh so hard I started crying from laughing lol 😂
Imagine a D&D session with the rumblies
YESSS
@@Bundun Bundun?? We might actually get it!
Riggy:"BAMBAEYOH! I CAST A REMARRIAGE WITH CLONE RIGGY ON YOU!"
Bambaeyoh:"I cast the gun on thee."
@@Bundunyou need to actually do this
@@Thegreatestone-u5i he would just pull a gun straight out of bone lab
oh, no *shave* november 😭
OSC SPOTTED
@ 🤯
@@sillyy34 fellow Osc member, what is your wisdom
@@Teardrop_cs rocky is a bad character (please dont attack me)
thank god I can have Istanbul now
It took me 15 solid minutes to realize cdot wasn’t In this podcast episode-
FAKE CDOT FAN/silly
(HI BREAD!!)
I IMIDIETLY (ik i spelt it wrong but idk, AUTO CORRECT) KNEW MY POOKIE WASNT HERE
(Hey bread and medha!)
@@itz_medha HELOOOOO
@@marvel_maker69 HEYYY
I noticed immediatley (i have brainrot)
CDot better join in on No Shave November. It would be so -epic- wisdom to see funny Nintendo guy with a gamer beard.
18:30 Joe alredy have dad lore
Lore goes crazy
the Jore
two truths and a lie
1. I was cancelled twice on tumblr by a 12-year-old
2. I went as a BFDI character for Halloween
3. I've read the Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom guide so many times, the book's spine broke
(edit: it's 3)
3
Im gonna have to say either 2 or 3
2.
2
1
The fact that the podcast always goes off topic is so funny to me
2 Truths and 1 Lie
1. I'm on an Ultimate Frisbee team
2. I once completed Super Mario Odyssey in (around) an hour
3. I play the double bass
I'm gonna throw my guess on the double bass, I do believe there is such a thing as an ultimate Frisbee team
I’m gambling my money and going with 1
Johny will stare death in the eye and say "nah, its funny, i take, i take"
1. I've been high before
2. I have never gotten a grade lower than an A in college
3. I have worked in childcare jobs since I was 14.
@@KathyH684 i think 1 is the lie
I think it’s 1 because 2 and 3 are more specific but realistically all 3 could be true
2 HAS to be a lie how do u get no grades lower than A 💀
I sure hope that 2 isn't a lie. I dont judge on people that like to get high but I dont think that combos well wuth childcare jobs
2
2 truths and one Lie
1.I got hit by a car
2. I got zinc poisoning
3.I fell off an airplane
3.
3 is too unbelievable, I’m guessing 1
2 truths and a lie
1. I've danno style locked in
2. I havn't see the little green man run out of my fridge
3. I used code pear
I don’t think you’ve used code pair actu-
@@auroraschweitzer8970 But you do think I danno style locked in?
I say 3 is the lie only I can give money to my pokemon king😢
if #2 is truth then I have something to tell you..
Two truths and a lie:
1. I have gotten drunk before
2. I didn’t get a phone until grade 9
3. I am in a choir
2? Wait no 3
@@YourLocalNerd69 haha no I haven’t gotten drunk… yet (still in school lol)
@@CharcoalMarsh ah alr
2 Truths and a Lie:
1.Allergic to my chiwawa's fur
2. I fell of a 700 + step staircase twice
3. I ate a rock as baby
1
1. You spelled chihuahua wrong
1 is suspicious
2 truths and 1 lie
1. I've beaten cancer twice
2. I have a pet snake
3. I've never went on a bike before
2? If one is true goddamn you have plot armor. Good on you
@@dabatman5187 it might be crazy what I'm about to say.....
My guess for the lie is that you've never went on a bike before.
2. it's a pet gorilla
@@BrandonLeal2652 for me all of them are false
32:53 Jesus that was the first RoyalPear short I’ve ever watched. Also PS, Pachirisu can also be found in Canada as well
The thumbnail is so wild, they forgot to say the podcast episode
I’ll play two truths and a lie:
I killed a man
The man I killed was a little green guy running out of the fridge
I hate myself
I don’t hate myself, always be positive!
I'm sorry, what?
Relatable
2 truths and 2 lies** (you didnt kill the green man)
I HATE YOU RIP GREEN GUY
OSC PFP!!!!!
WHY DID YOU KILL THE GREEN GUY BRO WAS A HOMIE
2 truths and a lie:
1: I like paper Mario sticker star
2: I own an official Petey piranha plush
3: I was in a bus that almost fell off a cliff in Colombia
1
@OlynJohnson... I am a sticker star defender. It’s not a bad game it’s just that people were underwhelmed
@@BobKirbyman-kz1fo ok
3, has to be
@EthanYZX Nope
cant wait for next episode when danno has a full beard
You guys did my episode idea!
1:57 the what episode?
its you
50:53
Bundun: Who picks the same ending in a game twice? That’s psychotic!
Me having done numerous genocide routes in Undertale: 😶
Everyone in the comments notices that cdoit is gone because your subscribed, right?
I am subscribed, right!
2 truths and a lie.
1) i have never been stung by a bee
2) i fell off the roof of a trailer and was completely ok except for a scrap when i was 12
3) Minecraft will live forever
Im gonna draw Danno with a beard and see how it’ll turn out.
I wish you good luck
Done yet?
Do riggy with a beard
@@EmanuelZamora-u9e good idea!
@@Chapulín-y6j yes it’s done:)
My 2 truths and a lie :
● I slept in a 4 star hotel for free
● I'm french but have never eaten snails or frogs
● I took the wrong train and got to Mannheim, Germany instead of Paris
The awnser is :
I have never been in Germany.
@@noyaga.dang I’m French and never ate a frog or a snail is it good tho ?
@@Bebeboyiithat’s a truth so he hasn’t eaten them, why don’t you try it yourself. Here take these 🐌🐸
🔥
@@ThatAsianPenguin ohhhhhhh alr let me try tho
😐👉🐸
😫🐸👈
😮
🤤 that’s goooood 😃
2 truths 1 lie
1. I can run a mile in 4 minutes and 48 seconds
2. I had all of the skin on my shoulder torn off by my cat
3. I was stabbed in the thigh as a kid by a knife
1
1
Bams plushie is gonna be fun
2:43 it was at this moment when I noticed the Shadow body pillow😂😂😂
2:53 is that a shadow body pillow?
2 truths and a lie
• I have about 12 aunts in total, the majority in my mom’s side of the family.
• I’ve had appendicitis (aka tiny useless organ in cecum of large intestine wants to explode).
• I only go out with my family.
Two truths and a lie
1. i’ve had a panic attack when I was eight.
2. i’ve broken my arm and leg at the same time.
3. i’m afraid of going to the barber.
The lie was 2.
@@OpieSpaldingI had a feeling it was
What’s so bad about going to a barber? Communicating with them?
danno is so diffrent on this channel and i'm all here for it
Bundun will soon become the newest spinjutsu master
This released right on time dude. 12:00 am
Danno should have done this
1. Riggy cannonically has 4 balls
2. Riggy has a nuke and plans to use it to cause ww3
3. Danno is family friendly
3 obviouslyyy
Hol up
2 truths and a lie
1. My brother almost drowned me
2. I can't ride a bike
3. I burned myself with a pen that i lit on fire
I think 2
Danno in his shorts: 😊✌ 💙
Danno in the podcast: 💀💀💀
2 truths and a lie:
1. My Parents are divorced
2. Rumble Pack is one of the two reasons I don’t kms everyday
3. Je ne parle pas le français
2 is dark 😭 but i think its 1
Uhhhhhhhhh, nah my parents are divorced
Wait! I got a better one:
1. I’ve ridden in an Ambulance
2. I almost set my house on fire
3. I have a pet
@AverageThespian 3
3. 1 and 2 makes so much sense for a person who went through suicidal stuff
1. I had a mental breakdown because of a card game
2. I choked (and nearly died) because of a Life-Saver mint
3. I got picked up by a group of people at a concert and thrown into the artist’s leg
Concerning. 3
Very concerning. 1
guess you can say that wasn’t a life-saver
4. Get therapy man...
Idea:
The riggy episode
It’s basically everyone has to do an impression of riggy the whole time
Danno would solo
I think danno wouldn't be in because he voice acts riggy @Ultra_JTB
@@SaintpentiousofficialRiggy voices Riggy wtf do you mean?
@@Damon_Drawings no danno voices riggy last I checked
My 2 truths & 1 lie
1. I have auditioned for AGT twice
2. I am the shortest member of my high school's marching band
3. I'm in high school and college at the same time
I thought 3 was a lie until I googled it and said that it was actually a thing so I’m gonna say 1
1. I almost drowned
2. I convinced majority of people in my highschool that I was god
3. I lost my pinky finger from a metal wire
define almost drowned. did you need CPR or did you just need to go to the hospital with no CPR?
fs 2 bro
@@humanbeing1776 honestly I don't know, I kinda was blacked out and I was like five
Ain’t no way you convinced your high school that you were god
@@Empo-4maybe A god not THE god himself like a god at a game or a god at hide and seek
2 truths and a lie
1. I didn't watch this whole podcast yet
2. I had seen this whole podcast
3. I didn't have any ideas about what to put here
The first one. Otherwise why would you put your own 2 truths and a lie?
20:40 didn’t Joe choose in a different podcast to have those drinks as fingers😭
15:40 "like like like like like like like like like like like"
Amazing vid tho
1. I once had a 20 foot underwater snake chase me while swimming in a hot spring.
2. I won an all expeces paid trip for a competition on a cruise. (And got second place)
3. I once burned down a corn field
1.
@_C3_Cal nope. Maybe it was closer to 15 feet but it was huge. It wast fast so there was no real danger but still.
@ damn glad you made it out ok
3
@@Red_roulette849 yes
My Two truths and a lie:
1) I am in close relation with a Japanese model
2) I was born in South Korea but is still fully American
3) I’ve been to every state in America except Alaska
2?
Two truth and a lie
1. I almost cracked my skull open when I was 4
2. I almost drowned on a school trip and almost no one cared
3. I got hit in the head with a DVD player by my mom
Number 2 is a lie
2, unless you were deep in the water
Cant wait for the next episode where we see everyone with a beard🤣🤣🤣
You guys are so funny. Keep up the good work!
2 truths one lie :)
1: I broke my whole arm on a trampoline in 2019
2: I have gotten 7 scars in my life
3:I have teared one of my nerves half-way and spent 6 hours in the ER
went from 0-100 when joe started talking
1. I have never gone to Washington
2. I ate paper
3. I am now disowned
3
1
Danno bi king 💪
2 truths 1 lie
1. I have been awake for 24 hours multiple times
2. I've gotten dengue stage 2 before
3. There are times where I forgot to pay the driver when im commuting
1. I can see it
2. Too specific
3. Animators/gacha kids aren't normally poor/don't commute. This is the lie
2? I can see it being an elaborate lie
2 truths and a lie
1.i turned blue when i was born
2. i have seen all marvel movies
3.i love rumble pack
1. I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS
2. I ATE A FEATHER
3. I EAT POOP
3,definetly 3
@Mrlemon896 how did u know the lie
How dare yt hide this from me for about 5.67 seconds
Man you got it easy yt hid it from me for 6.24 seconds
*2*
*HOURS*
Yippee Rumble Pack
2 truths and a lie
1 - I almost drowned after falling off a boat
2 - I didnt miss a single day in 9th grade
3- I never met any of my grandparents
3 seems like a lie
@@markerslansding!
@@numero57br ok, that is good. But do you know how to swim now so you don't drown?
@markerslans nor really lol
@@numero57br take some swimming lessons if you can
3:53 I was drinking a soda while listening to this, That part caught me off
I need an explanation
That part caught me of to when he said that
Creamy time bois!
do i see a shadow body pillow at 2:49
I know bro what is that
1:I’ve been to the middle of the ocean off the coast of Hawaii
2:I’m making my mascot horror game
3:I live in the hottest state in the US right now
Danno has _clearly_ never seen a jumping spider
happy to have razer back
2 truth an a lie
1, I’ve been in a jet ski accident and came out without any serious injuries
2. I’ve started growing a nerd at the age of 11
3.I’m scared to go on a jet ski/ boat due to a traumatic event
1. I'm really small
2. My eyes are green
3. And a huge building once fell on top of me almost killing me
Webby McGee, you’re going to have to do better than that
Bro are the “Yotaaa!!!”
10:21 ✨that would be so bundun of u tho ✨😭😭😭
The rumble pack NEEDS to do a D&D one shot
32:42 i think I remember this i havent went any further i think u went to the island to get that one pokemon i fortgot witch one he didn’t even get it i think its was in Alaska to
*Two truths and a lie!*
-I've been to every continent, except Asia (Antarctica not included lol)
-I went to the Pope's wake by accident
-The first time I talked to someone that isn't from my country was in Among Us
1?
I love Saturdays bc these videos
13:18 erm actually Ryan Reynolds exists
2 truths and a lie:
1: This is a truth
2: This is a truth
3: This is a lie
This is impossible???
2 truths and a lie
1. I played a game for an average of 6 hours a day for 2 months
2. I still picked my boogers until I was 10
3. I have (accidentally) stolen $500 worth of stuff from Walmart when I was 3
2 truths and a lie:
1. at 8-10 i nearly drowned my friend by holding their head below water for a long time.
2. at 7-9 years old i've had a wasp fly onto my eyeball and had to avoid blinking or moving so i didn't get stung
3. at 11-13 while i was alone i got chased by some teenagers and had to run back to my house to make sure i was safe
The Chris Hemsworth part had me on the floor dying with laughter
The pack never fails to rumble... wait
“They have a muffled voice-“
my dumbass: “ITS SHY GUY”
1. I won 1st place award for my school.
2. My McDonald's wifi is crashing.
3. Idk
2 Truths and a Lie
1) Id rather be extremely warm than extremely cold
2) I was born with a hole in my heart which healed on its own
3) I had a blood infection i gained from the hospital for a small period of time when i was younger
Yipeeeeeeeeeeeee another podcast
Fun fact: danno has been in every podcast
2 truths and a lie
1) I almost drowned at a pool that was waist hight
2) I used to eat paper
3) I got high on coke
34:34 -Alexander Glücksburg, before dying, 1920
The 15th unofficial podcast episode lol
I am mormon and its good to have at least some representation on this platform
W PODCAST
My one
1. I have broken my leg twice
2. I nearly died to a marangue
3. I have eaten snails
Danno gets more unhinged every time
No shave November my favorite
33:00 I REMEMBER THIS SHORT. Just for a Pokémon 😂
Same bro he didnt even get it i think
Same