I love how Ator's foster father only tells him that he's adopted not when he's of age or when the prophesy calls Ator into action, but rather as soon as Ator asks to marry who he believes is his sister.
“I don’t use names!” I’m totally using that next time a creepy dude chats me up. Ator’s teacher looks like John Cleese in the Monty Python “Attila the Hun” sketch.
"Ah! A docile and nonthreatening creature whose bite is worse than no worse than a bee sting and will rarely, if ever, poses a threat to humans! Help!"
Yeah, I tried out for this movie. Came down to me and Miles for the title role. Finally, the producers went with Miles. They said my bod was just sooo ripped and buffed that I was like super-human and they thought I would just distract from the plot and script, that everyone would just be spending the whole movie checking me out and all the nuanced, sensitive performances by all the other top-flight actors would just be ignored. Well, they were probably right. Miles is a real diva, btw.....
Its so odd: there were more cave dwellers in "the Fighting Eagle" than in "Cave Dwellers," and Ator flies more in "Cave Dwellers" than he does in "The Fighting Eagle." Really, who was in charge of naming these things?!
The fact that the Rifftrax crew did this, then the new MST3K used the movie as their season finale was just a perfect use. It was the best way to show the uniqueness of the two styles of humor.
I cannot stop thinking about the statement "casting his seed into the wind". How does one do that? I mean, humans aren't dandelions. Maybe in a hurricane, but it would have to find a woman and hit her just right to impregnate her. It's not very practical. Do you think the writers thought about this?
Vikram Krishnan oh shit, I’m in tears 🤣🤣🤣 I haven’t laughed that hard in a year. Every time I try to calm down I imagine a guy furiously “playing the pocket pool” in a storm as his house folds down and he wails “YEAH BABY!” just to be carried away by a tornado himself. I had to pause the video and wait until I could catch a breath, tears running down my face and my whole table shaking because I couldn’t stop laughing. 🤣🤣🤣 I could barely finish writing this comment...
Yoda's plan was successful though. Both Luke and Leia grew up without being found out that they were the children of Anakin/Darth Vader. They were safe until coincidence (either Sand People or being caught as a rebel) determined otherwise.
I love how Ator's foster father only tells him that he's adopted not when he's of age or when the prophesy calls Ator into action, but rather as soon as Ator asks to marry who he believes is his sister.
"Why can we not marry?" Me thinking oh boy bet they are gonna riff that they are brother and sister..... oh wait THE MOVIE did it itself haha
"We are brother and sister."
I almost choked to death.
"I did see him beating off into the wind that time," will always get me.
Yes, i will be afraid to go outside on a windy day, forevermore
Ator: I love you.
Sunya: And I love you.
Ator: Why can't we marry?
Sunya: Ator, we are brother and sister.
Ator: I'll talk with our father.
Banjo music, ensues.
Sweet Home Alabama 😇
“I don’t use names!” I’m totally using that next time a creepy dude chats me up.
Ator’s teacher looks like John Cleese in the Monty Python “Attila the Hun” sketch.
“ ‘Order a large garden gnome’ they said, ‘How big can it be’ they said “
Apparently pretty big.
Ahhhhh! Ator! You sick, naughty Fighting Eagle, you!
Don't worry babe. I shall cast it into the wind.
"Ah! A docile and nonthreatening creature whose bite is worse than no worse than a bee sting and will rarely, if ever, poses a threat to humans! Help!"
At last, the movie shown during the flashback in Cave Dwellers gets its due!
I'm at a library and trying desperately not to laugh at the incest portions of the Riffing.
Library? Neeeeerrrrrrrrdddd!
Lol!
Are you ready, to perform the duty that is my right? Well, well no. 'Could you put on a shirt that says 'I'm related to you?''
I brought a rake!
Rake!
♪ Ator the Fighting Eagle / Had a very shiny chest / And if you ever saw it / You would say it was the best! ♫
Spider king guy's like: "If only I had more Toblerones for my armor!"
Yeah, I tried out for this movie. Came down to me and Miles for the title role. Finally, the producers went with Miles. They said my bod was just sooo ripped and buffed that I was like super-human and they thought I would just distract from the plot and script, that everyone would just be spending the whole movie checking me out and all the nuanced, sensitive performances by all the other top-flight actors would just be ignored. Well, they were probably right. Miles is a real diva, btw.....
2:51 I LOVE IT! Interestingly, the same guy who dubbed Miles in the Ator films dubbed Reb Brown in Yor, Hunter From the Future
Its so odd: there were more cave dwellers in "the Fighting Eagle" than in "Cave Dwellers," and Ator flies more in "Cave Dwellers" than he does in "The Fighting Eagle." Really, who was in charge of naming these things?!
The jackasses who founded Iceland and Greenland. PRANK'D!
Maybe the title cards just got switched?
Joe D'Amato. He was in charge
The got switched like 2 babies at birth, by a fiendish nurse.
One of my favorites, the "How much Keffe"? line is classic!
best acting in this film was defintely by the Bear cub. The Spider was convincing too.
"She lobs things at you" LOL
The fact that the Rifftrax crew did this, then the new MST3K used the movie as their season finale was just a perfect use. It was the best way to show the uniqueness of the two styles of humor.
Both rifftrax and the new Mst3k did this. This movie is hilarious no matter who is commenting over it
The golden axe joke was a nice surprise!
And then he worked out on the Charismatic Soloflex of Xantar 13.
I cannot stop thinking about the statement "casting his seed into the wind". How does one do that? I mean, humans aren't dandelions. Maybe in a hurricane, but it would have to find a woman and hit her just right to impregnate her. It's not very practical. Do you think the writers thought about this?
Who punches the clown during a windstorm anyway?!
I do. Nothing turns me on like the imminent collapse of my house :P
I think the writers thought about it a lot.
Vikram Krishnan oh shit, I’m in tears 🤣🤣🤣 I haven’t laughed that hard in a year. Every time I try to calm down I imagine a guy furiously “playing the pocket pool” in a storm as his house folds down and he wails “YEAH BABY!” just to be carried away by a tornado himself. I had to pause the video and wait until I could catch a breath, tears running down my face and my whole table shaking because I couldn’t stop laughing. 🤣🤣🤣 I could barely finish writing this comment...
Narrator: And he shall be named Torrhen!
Me: Oh God, what do they want? I don't want to be a part of this movie.
Good old Ator is back!!
Hey! Pretty kewl! I saw Cave Dwellers, which is the sequel to this, but never knew about this! Yeah!
2:52
Best. Reaction. Evah!!!
Also Bill's reaction at 3:43.
“Oh boy, this must be the prequel to Angry Birds”
Bill: How is this helping?! This is *not* helping
Sister banger movie? What?! Lmfao
YES! I always wanted to see em to do the other Ator movies! :D
Didn't they do they "not your sister" thing in one of the other cheap-o barbarian movies?
"Can you put on a shirt that says ""I'm related to you?"" So good.
Love you list .
Ah so meny memorys
This movie is hilarious but this riff is the best. And at least we could enjoy Sabrina Siani and Miles O'Keefe.
2:16! "Order the large garden gnome they said. How big could it be they said." X'D
Ator looks so much like deathstalker
He's a little less slimy, thank the gods
This is one of those movies where I laugh at what's happening and I miss the riff.
Kiwi strawberry mango, again!
Tarantula owners must like that line at the end.
Still a better hiding-the-baby plan than Yoda's.
Yoda's plan was successful though. Both Luke and Leia grew up without being found out that they were the children of Anakin/Darth Vader. They were safe until coincidence (either Sand People or being caught as a rebel) determined otherwise.
Ator is the distant ancestor of Joe Dirt. Change my mind.
prequel to Cave Dwellers?
Yes
He pull out ....in the wind..
Funny thing is, they’d riff this more officially on the Netflix reboot of MST3k
Good, you changed your name to match your profile icon! Love it!
+Vornalph XD
Commander Kalgan How you edited the "rake" parts together was probably the most hilarious portion of this whole riff.
Thanks for that and the upload.
01:40 Is there an elephant in the room ? One can clearly hear it...
5:48 - "It's THE WANGOOO (ZE-)TANGOOO!"
Wasn't Ator the name of the character from the movie Troll?
“You can trust me as I trust you…”
Sorry Netflix crew, nothing can match the OGs
Endless Caillou videos? Barbarians!
7:20 Totally unexplained evil sorceress: "It doesn't matter who I am."
Me (in Bane voice): "WHAT MATTERS IS MY PLAN!"
This is the prequel to MST3Ks Cave Dwellers. Finally! But they don't even acknowledge it....?
Rifftrax is not a "sequel" to MST3K, and a film made BEFORE its sequel cannot be a "prequel". 😆
@@JoseBronxRican I'm saying there's a scene near the end where Kevin says "let's skip ahead to Cave Dwellers and end this!"
@@chopper2429 Fair enough; I've since caught other callbacks in other clips, although they weren't obligated to do that.
@@JoseBronxRican 💪🏻
7:52 Come on, you have to say it "NOOooOOOoo!"
I wonder when Hollywood will get to the Torin prequel movie?
2:51 How embarrassing. Who do they think they are, Luke and Leia?
there is a mantis in my pantis, whoops, wrong flick, sorry
In the south they still would of been real brothers and sisters.
Jajaja