Horrible games on steam are nice to have a bit of mindless fun, but when someone is charging actual money, that’s when you’re allowed to make fun of them
This is one of those games where you wonder if "Osma Bin Laden" was on purpose, or actually just a typo they never noticed in their half-ass cobbled together game.
@@RusticRonnie For sure, that also goes with full on words, sometimes even the symbols/etc as some languages have some or all of them looking different than the letters we use in English :)
How you actually beat this game is by taking all the games files and putting them in the Recycle Bin, right clicking, and then choosing Empty Recycle Bin. That immediately defeats all the games enemies.
Every time charlie plays one of these games I'm reminded that every indie game we've actually heard about stands atop the corpses of thousands and thousands of crap games, they go through the gauntlet to get discovered.
I'm the same with bad films, love watching them, it's so educational and there's no shot you're wasting more time than the people who actually made the movie. At least give them that hour and a half.
The sad thing is that as a coder myself I know how much work and effort goes into making even these so called 'horrible games'. And I think that understanding the amount of work put into the game makes you appreciate it so much more. Also the content is just immaculately goofy I love it so much.
I think the first game (yes, already forgot its name) would be a suitable for your next community speed run challenge. I see potential in the slide, there is no way that you can't completely break the game with it.
I love the nonchalant, all lower case "you mother fucker" voice line! 😅🤣👌🏻 brilliant! That was actually really funny! I love some doo doo games, man! The frame rate on that last one! My goodness!
Charlie, why indulge in such obscenities? Genuine and serious here, you should play Sphinx and The Cursed Mummy. My childhood favourite. Please, give it a go. The graphics are a little old school but def bearable. Follow the daring and treacherous journey of Sphinx, a prestigious apprentice and adventurer . The balance of Osiris and Set, good and evil, hangs in the balance as you fight to restore the dwindling light of Osiris, and end the reign of evil once and for all. This game is a very action and combat oriented game with some interesting puzzles to refresh you after some of that fabled RPG fatigue. It's a mythology based RPG with a marvelous setting of Ancient Egypt. Sphinx and The Cursed Mummy is on steam and is actually pretty cheap, and trust me, it's definitely some pocket change well spent 😉. Definitely consider giving it a gander 👀
You gotta try Elmarion: dragon time Was looking for a game where you play as a dragon rather than just killing them, ended up being one of the few games I've returned, and it's on sale rn 😂
It's not an "assumption" if it's already been established. Pretending is the correct word in that scenario. Grammar police I know but it kills me because its a completely non-sensical sentence
Horrible games on steam are nice to have a bit of mindless fun, but when someone is charging actual money, that’s when you’re allowed to make fun of them
especially when it's 30 dollars
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"I am not gonna leave you alive" gave me chills.
I am not gonna leave you alive
Truly one of the greatest lines in gaming history
“You motherfucker” cut deep
it made me fart
It made me violently shit my pants at a high velocity
This is one of those games where you wonder if "Osma Bin Laden" was on purpose, or actually just a typo they never noticed in their half-ass cobbled together game.
Osama bin laden is copyrighted
I suppose we'll never know
I've noticed typos before, like in Elysium from MegaMan Legends2 where Gravity is spelled as Gavity :)
@@jordanphilipperrisit’s really hard to notice a typo in a language you don’t know
@@RusticRonnie For sure, that also goes with full on words, sometimes even the symbols/etc as some languages have some or all of them looking different than the letters we use in English :)
Hearing “you mother fucker” in the most bland AI voice is something I never knew made me laugh so hard
Good to know I won’t keep you alive
And it sounds like it gets layered like 4 times every time you get spotted lmao.
Yeah that had me lmao 😆
Imagine metal gear had guards that just says "you motherfucker." when they see you at any point, would be very realistic.
you wouldnt have laughed if charlie didnt laugh
How you actually beat this game is by taking all the games files and putting them in the Recycle Bin, right clicking, and then choosing Empty Recycle Bin. That immediately defeats all the games enemies.
Jesus playing bad games what a time to be alive
Most original joke of all time, what a time to be alive
@@azulovesyou2 First time hearing this joke and damn it was funny
@@gwepoI guess you must be new
@@gwepo bro you must be so new
Imagine if Charlie plays Garten of Banban, it’s a bad game so it qualifies lol
6:21 love the default loading screen text
I'd like to personally thank you for playing these, so we don't have to
Every time charlie plays one of these games I'm reminded that every indie game we've actually heard about stands atop the corpses of thousands and thousands of crap games, they go through the gauntlet to get discovered.
I'm the same with bad films, love watching them, it's so educational and there's no shot you're wasting more time than the people who actually made the movie. At least give them that hour and a half.
9:18 more like bad lighting county
I love the incredible hints this game has in its loading screens. Very informative.
There is such a resurgence of hilarious garbage games lately and i love it.
4:39 has me dying
I love Policeman Mercenary and his badass catchphrases like "I am not going to leave you alive" and "You motherfucker".
The sad thing is that as a coder myself I know how much work and effort goes into making even these so called 'horrible games'. And I think that understanding the amount of work put into the game makes you appreciate it so much more. Also the content is just immaculately goofy I love it so much.
i love how that first game only had like 4 voicelines that was said by the same person
Those ninja kicks had me dying of laughter! 5:00
1:13 Holy macaroni those are some swift download speeds
It's amazing that the loading screen still has the hints from the original asset.
5:16 made me laugh way too hard
I think the first game (yes, already forgot its name) would be a suitable for your next community speed run challenge.
I see potential in the slide, there is no way that you can't completely break the game with it.
miss when you played weed shop
"He heard me crouch my knees must've popped" sent me into orbit for some reason 😂
this has potential, maybe this is the next halo
The death sounds of those aliens are very reminescent of the alien death sound in Majora's mask. From ranch to ranch they go!
bad games can never get their games above 30 fps even with the worst graphics and still manage to take up 40 gigabytes.
Bad games are such a vibe.
Exactly, just turn your brain off for a bit and have fun
I love the nonchalant, all lower case "you mother fucker" voice line! 😅🤣👌🏻 brilliant! That was actually really funny! I love some doo doo games, man! The frame rate on that last one! My goodness!
We need the Weed Shop revisit
5:18
The first flying kick made me cry. 😂
The second sent me to the hospital 💀
"I'll figure the controls out"
5 seconds later - mission failed.
Please do more shitty games i was laughing my ass off to this😂😂 the "you mother fucker" spam had me in tears laughing
At least the hud and loading screen look better than expected
Read the hints on the loading screen, and then say that again.
I actually thought my screen brightness went out of whack for that first game it was so dark. I guess they did that on purpose to hide the game 😂
0:25 i was flipping patties and heard "wait a patty flippin' minute" o_o
Seems the love of horrible games has given us such gems as Forspooken, gollums slave adventures, and Failout 76.
Always a good day to see Charlie making some fire content
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i make better content
Nice halo games
Robotic comment
*dumpster fire
Such a shameless asset flip even the hints screen still has the notes to the devs about how hints screens work and no actual hints.
the game was just too realistic for charlie
"Well I guess when it comes to UFO's you really don't have any options anyway" 🤣😂🤣😂
I will never get tired of watching Charlie playing terrible games
i make better content
when do we get REPUBLIC COMMANDO SPEEDRUN?!? There's already sick strats!
5:17 the double judo kick 😂
"Goddamn aliens, stealing our frames."🤣
Steam is a safe haven for pristine games, a gift that keeps on giving
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Okay
Charlie, why indulge in such obscenities? Genuine and serious here, you should play Sphinx and The Cursed Mummy. My childhood favourite. Please, give it a go. The graphics are a little old school but def bearable. Follow the daring and treacherous journey of Sphinx, a prestigious apprentice and adventurer . The balance of Osiris and Set, good and evil, hangs in the balance as you fight to restore the dwindling light of Osiris, and end the reign of evil once and for all. This game is a very action and combat oriented game with some interesting puzzles to refresh you after some of that fabled RPG fatigue. It's a mythology based RPG with a marvelous setting of Ancient Egypt. Sphinx and The Cursed Mummy is on steam and is actually pretty cheap, and trust me, it's definitely some pocket change well spent 😉. Definitely consider giving it a gander 👀
Why is this lowkey harder than a souls game
my body is ready
You gotta try Elmarion: dragon time
Was looking for a game where you play as a dragon rather than just killing them, ended up being one of the few games I've returned, and it's on sale rn 😂
he's having trouble with enemies because he hasn't equipped his Tac Glasses
4:32 charlie coming in silent like a snake
The random-ass "mother fucker"s and "what the crap"s are fuckin hilarious
0:59 they should put it for 5 or $10
that goofy ahh laser beam sound did it for me 💀
Charlie sounds like Tanner from Driver San Francisco at 3:00 when he says "stop it".
I love that the loading screen describes the use of a loading screen rather than something about the game.
My guess is that the makers of the UFO game did not get permission to use the theme song from The Stand.
30 dollars well spent once again.
"Love" is a strong word..
"My knees must have popped"
I ascended. lmfao
No "Must have been the wind" Npcs in this game lol.
How do you stealth kill 11 dudes all clustered together? Drone strike.
"Aliens stealing our frames" unexpectedly made me laugh.
Very reminiscent of the og gameplay and commentary content, nice
The main menu is from Battlefront 2 basically.
The first game's loading screen "tips" look like unchanged default messages lol
Most badass line in a video game without a doubt “you mother fucker..”
nah i think "i am not going to leave you alive..." is way cooler.
@@samepicgamer so true
Still better value than Redfall
5:17 How I swear I'd act if someone broke into my house
Be slidin' up that road
Be slidin' up that hill...
The real funny thing is this game has better AI than REDFALL and GOLUM combined, and I am not even joking
"bro you playing hitman"
"nah i only play ass@ss1n the first list the superior hitman game"
"i chose the wrong game :("
Today's Fact: The first text message was sent in 1992 by a 22-year-old software engineer named Neil Papworth.
how
Put the dinner in the oven, Mom
thew bots are already here after 40 seconds 😖
And that's why they called it the papsmear
If true that's badass
"If you don't watch Cleopatra Netflix, you aint black."
Crazy they even got undertime slopper voicing the character
This game really makes you feel like a motherfucker
Its not gonna leave you alive
2:39 Ah yes, seamless transitions using level streaming, famously known for having loading screens.
Thumb nail looks like aniken skywalker driving a cop car lmao
The first game literally broke my eyes
these games get worse and their prices go up purely because they want charles to give them money
Can’t believe Charlie is playing a game based in Uruguay
RIP Twisten 💔💔
Doesn't get the privilege of flashlights or night vision
As Yahtzee put it "I'm taking stand to allow for games to really really suck!"
in ufo ranch you're supposed to steal cars probably
i would love to see him play "RACING BROS" pretty sure its on ps4, its so bad thats it is good in my book.
His love for bad games is so great that even though there's a demo he'll spend 30 dollars even if he only THINKS it's bad. BOOO GET THE DEMO NEXT TIME
that is more grass physics than elden ring!
As far as horrible games go, I've seen much horribler
The instant transmission sound has me fucking geeked
UFO The Ranch was really exciting
The cutscenes were so immersive
Those UFO sounds were taken from GTA V
Is it just me or does Charlie make crappy games just better, just by playing it
The game is so dark. I can barely see anything.
I hate bad games especially ones made by AAA game developers that charge over £60 for an unfinished product.
Horrible games of yesteryear are AAA games today.
It's not an "assumption" if it's already been established. Pretending is the correct word in that scenario. Grammar police I know but it kills me because its a completely non-sensical sentence
Why do all bad games look like they were made in the early 2000s
the alien ship sound is straight from gta5 lol
Disappointed that we never got Osma :(