At first, I thought that it was weird that the sound effect was crunching when he's eating an enchilada. Then I remembered that this is Night Vale, and so it makes sense.
"Ladies, gentlemen, and those of you not clearly falling into either category..." ngl i have tears in my eyes i freaking love everything about this show that was the biggest burst of gender euphoria i've had since i cut my hair my god
Mom: School starts in 2 days, don't stay up too late Me: Mkay ~9:00 AM~ Me: *goes to get coffee so I can stay up and listen to wtnv* Mom: *catches me with the coffee* ಠ_ಠ Me: *walking away* Mom: ಠ_ಠ Child- Me: *WALKING FASTER*
I want to comment on all the censored comments but I am afraid to raise suspicion that I might remember or acknowledge these comments and alert the City Council. As I am sure the rest of us are.
+Cateyed Dreamer Im concerned too. All good citizens are concerned. By the way, where are you located? Im not with the sheriff's secret police or anything.
Drugie655321 Oh they live right by the mountain, you know, the one that’s right behind the DogPark, you know, the DogPark with the HoodedFigures™, you know, the HoodedFigures™ that roam around the DogPark in front of the mountain. It’s kind of by the abandoned mineshaft that’s next to Radon Canyon where the mysterious FloatingLights were. You know, the FloatingLights from the concert the City Council threw? Say this was a swell conversation I may right it down with some pencils and pens. And you know what sounds really good right now? Some Wheat and/or Wheat by-products. Yes, I may just take a Wheat sandwich down to the DogPark and read a non-City Council sanctioned book, or approach the HoodedFigures™... yes....
No. mountains aren't real. Unless of course you live in my plane of existence then yes, mountain dew does exist. I'm the only person you can speak of mountain dew to.
Of course it was. They're probably having to use corn tortillas, on account of the ban on wheat and wheat by-products. I mean, have you ever tried to make an enchilada with corn tortillas? I tried to once, and it took the better part of a day and required me to make several soul contracts with unsavory beings from beyond this earthly plane. But damn, if that wasn't the best enchilada I ever tasted.
I think I just sold my soul to the Night Vale Fandom Dang it dammit I just got it back from hussie It's not like I'm int--*ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD THE GLOW CLOUD IS SUPERIOR*
mmm, one can not argue with your personal experience... but the further question is: do you even exist, and thus by extension the mountain you live upon? or are you but a communal figment of the internet's cumulative imagination?
Listening in 2020. Stock up on latex gloves AND hornet free dining, all within not 30 seconds of eachother. Time traveller? Is nightvale our future....?
I am looking at a photograph of the wedding in the newspaper at this very moment. Now, I am drinking something. *slurps* Now, I am eating an enchilada *talks with mouth full* that was just handed to me.
"The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. It takes a truth seeker to realize..." that the glass is refillable. Or, perhaps, the glass never existed. And you should forget about it immediately.
I just got into this podcast and this was the last episode I was going to watch tonight and after I ate dinner... and I had cheese enchiladas for dinner...
Prophecyarmour sharing any information related to the possible identity of SCP 001 is punishble with termination, please refrain from doing so THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING
Temporal Field Agent: [REDACTED] SCP Security Clearance: [REDACTED] XK-Class Scenario Prevention You know this allegedly true informaton just saved the world. You are welcome.
I know! The traveler saved Night Vale from The 7th Siege of Night Vale Church, and also stopped the underworld's armies from attacking! While restoring the mayor to his rightful place!
In my opinion, the glass is half full when I pour in liquid to the halfway point, however it is half empty if there was more water in it and I drank it or poured it out to the halfway point
think so too, but the pessi/opti mist thing still stands. pessimist will point out the remaining unaccomplished action, while optimist will point out progress accomplished. ex: drinking- pessi "you still have more to drink, it's still half full.", while opti "you drank so much, it's already half-emptied!"
@@andigamer8929 that's interesting because, in that specific example, the pessimist and the optimist are the opposite of what people usually say they are (with the pessi saying its half full and the opti saying its half empty) because of the circumstances
Don’t mix up Cactus Jill’s name! she’s sensitive about that. Besides, both times he said Cactus June. I mean, she just had little Champ. Let’s give Cactus Jen a break
I am sitting on a stool, legs crossed, one foot planted wigglingly on a wooden floor... And I hear bleeping booping sounds, like from an anime, or a video game, or a dream. I hear Cecil, talking about things that I can see in my mind's eye... Like some sort of strange view-inception... It is not dark yet. But the sky is deepening. I have something to comment... But I will comment it later. Or I will not comment it at all. I will keep it to myself. Existence is enough. Good night, Night Vale, Good Night.
Maybe a Timelord came to night vale?! The more I am listening to this, the more I am thinking "all these incidents sound like the doctor messing around..." XD I can't be the only one.....
[THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN CENSORED ON BEHALF OF THIS CITY COUNCIL. THIS COMMENT HAS NEVER NOR WILL EVER EXIST. CEASE ALL THOUGHTS AND MEMORIES OF THIS COMMENT.]
+yesthisiskenzie [THIS REPLY TO THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED NON-EXSISTANT COMMENT HAS ALSO BEEN CENCORED ON BEHALF OF THE CITY COUNCIL. THE CULPRATE WHO RUDLY REMEMBERED THE EXISTANCE OF THE NON-EXISTANT COMMENT HAS BEEN CAUGHT AND ARRESTED BY THE SHERRIF'S SECRET POLICE AND SENTANCED TO PSYCOLOGICAL RECONDITIONING AND JANITORIAL DUTY. CEASE ALL THOUGHTS AND MEMORIES OF THIS REPLY]
"and those of you not clearly falling into either category"! Yessss! I'm a true part of night vale now. Although that may not be a good thing...... Very impressed considering this was 8 years ago. Night vale ahead of the times in more ways than one
"I am now drinking something *siiiip*...... i am now eating an enchilada that was just handed to me *crunnchh crunchh crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch* yes i counted the crunches
At first, I thought that it was weird that the sound effect was crunching when he's eating an enchilada. Then I remembered that this is Night Vale, and so it makes sense.
+CocoaNutCakery Well, no wheat or wheat byproducts. It's probably a corn tortilla, those always ended up crunchy.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Dammit now I want an enchilada
an "enchilada" in Night Vale is probably a huge shiny black beetle or something.
Is it bad that I generally just really want to hear Carlos's salted caramel voice again or
+Delete Homestuck SAME
when does he show up again (also its the voice of the creator I remember from the t shirt ad at the start of one of the videos)
That name though.
+Delete Homestuck i wanna.
When is it?
Anytime Cecil makes weird noises, my dog feels the need to stand on my computer with a confused head tilt. Does my dog know something that I do not?
You didn't accidentally get an all-seeing-eye dog, right? I hear sometimes clerical errors can lead to that sort of thing happening.
Well... at least he is a very good boy! ;)
he's actually tilting his head to get better frequency, to hear the sound better
Your dog may or may not be apart of the secret police, please do not interfere with his work (either way).
My dog does the same thing.
Mountains? More like NOTHINGS.
Chulump Gehring YOU TELL EM
Haha! Got em!
"Whaaaaaaaa. Whaaaa-Turtles- whaaaaa" Turtles. Turtles. Ima go buy a nightvale shirt now.
+Rose Beats I like turtles.
+Fandom Trash Wait, I didn't want to buy one before, but I DO NOW
I bought four of them!
the mental image of cecil eating an enchilada while live on the radio made me laugh harder than it should have
Same
Mom: Don't stay up late.
Me: K
-Ten episodes later, one in the morning-
Me: Okay but...oooonee more then I'll go to bed.
My. Freaking. Life. How did you know.
Stop predicting my future
-Ashes
+Shade Yup... Me last night at 3:30am... It's his voice.
+Shade "late"
"morning"
I don't understand. What are these?
It's 4:20 am. Last time I saw the time it was 4:00 pm. I've been watching for twelve hours!!! My only breaks were to use the bathroom and eat quickly.
Is no one going to mention that the Cactus girl had a different name each time???
+Sandra Karr Haha I was thinking "wait wasn't her name something else last time?" I guess so :P
i thought i was going crazy omfg
Sandra Karr what she has been here before
I didn't notice that lol
Don't make fun of Cactus Juri.
Poor Cactus Janet. Newlywed and already lost her husband.
Stay strong, Cactus Juliet.
I have an existential crisis basically every episode.
+Caroline Klein nice
+Caitlin Huber please don't talk to me anymore.
I don't you're a loser
+Caitlin Huber you literally just replied to me
No i didn't
Also, it is confirmed Cecil has teeth and feet.
I wander if being reminded or a comment you made 4 years ago will make you nostalgic
this is the only place where that would have to be specified
Nah, 8 years ago!!
@@scoutthecloud3650yeah i wonder
Does Cecil not believing in mountains technically make him a “flat earther”
A "smooth earther*, at the very least.
@@elenafriese891 probably. i think he specified all the way 'round'
Isn't an enchilada a wheat or wheat byproduct
He could be consuming a corn based one.
Spam and Nutella show oops
*gasp*
He has saved us from wheat and wheat byproducts of the future, where they are no longer dangerous. And then...he disappeared
Shawn Tackett an imaginary corn one*
So Cecil doesn't believe in... mountains...?
Imagine how frustrating is must be for Carlos as a scientist
Tia Jaggi No kidding, omg
+The Rainbow Phoenix Art & Design I don't know if that was him, I thought it was just him reading the corrections. Wasn't quite sure though
+The Rainbow Phoenix Art & Design Who believes in mountains nowadays? Only one has ever been found and it was probably just a fake.
Its because mountains don't exist
"Ladies, gentlemen, and those of you not clearly falling into either category..."
ngl i have tears in my eyes i freaking love everything about this show that was the biggest burst of gender euphoria i've had since i cut my hair my god
"Ladies and gentlemen, and those of you not clearly falling into either category..."
Cecil being okay with LGBT back in "2013"
well of course hes okay w/ LGBT hes gay af
He's literally gay
It's 2019 and he's still gay
another one
Don't say it
Mom: School starts in 2 days, don't stay up too late
Me: Mkay
~9:00 AM~
Me: *goes to get coffee so I can stay up and listen to wtnv*
Mom: *catches me with the coffee* ಠ_ಠ
Me: *walking away*
Mom: ಠ_ಠ Child-
Me: *WALKING FASTER*
Kar TheWolf how did you do the symbols for the eyes?
@@shaggmiester3196 What symbol? It does not exist. These eyes are an illusion.
I love how the schools where I live start up in two days.
Shaggmiester 319 there’s websites that have all these emoticons that you can copy and paste from.
Damn, you must be an adult now. Wonder if you sill have the same channel
I want to comment on all the censored comments but I am afraid to raise suspicion that I might remember or acknowledge these comments and alert the City Council. As I am sure the rest of us are.
+Cateyed Dreamer Im concerned too. All good citizens are concerned. By the way, where are you located? Im not with the sheriff's secret police or anything.
Drugie655321 Oh they live right by the mountain, you know, the one that’s right behind the DogPark, you know, the DogPark with the HoodedFigures™, you know, the HoodedFigures™ that roam around the DogPark in front of the mountain. It’s kind of by the abandoned mineshaft that’s next to Radon Canyon where the mysterious FloatingLights were. You know, the FloatingLights from the concert the City Council threw? Say this was a swell conversation I may right it down with some pencils and pens. And you know what sounds really good right now? Some Wheat and/or Wheat by-products. Yes, I may just take a Wheat sandwich down to the DogPark and read a non-City Council sanctioned book, or approach the HoodedFigures™... yes....
@@baguetteofchaos7083 I’m not with the secret police but I warn you they take these things very seriously
Harrison Lynch uh huh
Okay
Sure your not...
*YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIIIIIIVE!!!!!*
also the "ladies and gentlemen and people who don't clearly fall into either category" was great too go nb Night Vale citizens
Thanks
* whispers * FROGS ARE OUR UNIVERSE, OUR UNIVERSE IS A FROG, DEAR CHILD.
Viol Elintz oh hello fellow homestuck....
*hushed whisper* our timeline has strayed too far, our timeline is doomed.
As a derseian, i hate frogs. They are the worst, and also pretty illegal.
i see you, you homestuck freak
*slowly backs away*
(i mean no harm by this, i too am one of those)
Oh God I found another homestuck
I completely lost my head at "the corner of Ouroboros Rd".
But that's okay, I have a spare.
Is it.... YOUR head? Or are you simply borrowing it?
the people who dislike these videos are obviously from desert bluffs
For shame, desert bluffs, for shame.
Or Steve Carlsburg
And steve carlsberg
I don't care if mountains are real or not; is Mountain Dew real?
No. mountains aren't real. Unless of course you live in my plane of existence then yes, mountain dew does exist. I'm the only person you can speak of mountain dew to.
Mountain dew and doritos
Mountain dew is made of the tears and pain of lost gods
Mountains aren't real, they are a corporate invention created to sell Mountain Dew.
@@djkfork mountain dew is made of battery acid. that's red bull you're thinking of
me: nope not gonna buy your t-shirts (weeeeeeeh weeeeeeeh weeeh turtles weeeeeeh) excuse me while I buy a t-shirt
Man, I love Cecil's voice. It makes me sleepy, and that's good because I'm basically an insomniac
Buttons from his Uniform? Eternal Scout?
3:25 Cecil ASMR
This comment still haunts me
"The Incident", he says, mysteriously and without regrets.
.....Cecil..... What did you do?
Hooked..
How the hell did I let myself go so long without experiencing this.
New nightly routine- Welcome to Night Vale
That was one crunchy enchilada, lol :D
Of course it was. They're probably having to use corn tortillas, on account of the ban on wheat and wheat by-products. I mean, have you ever tried to make an enchilada with corn tortillas? I tried to once, and it took the better part of a day and required me to make several soul contracts with unsavory beings from beyond this earthly plane. But damn, if that wasn't the best enchilada I ever tasted.
I think I just sold my soul to the Night Vale Fandom
Dang it dammit I just got it back from hussie
It's not like I'm int--*ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD THE GLOW CLOUD IS SUPERIOR*
You didn't get your soul back from Hussie anyway, just a facsimile.
I have multiple souls so I cannot relate.
I have my souls to huss and night vale
jokes on y'all I never had a soul, I've been paying in jelly beans and blood donations of equal value.
@@a-bird-lover bold of you to assume the souls I sold were originally my own
Anyone else think this music's weather sounds like it belongs in a Supernatural episode?
Agreed
Christoph TSS true
Christoph TSS not at all
Cecil, I live on a mountain. I don't even live in America.
mmm, one can not argue with your personal experience... but the further question is: do you even exist, and thus by extension the mountain you live upon? or are you but a communal figment of the internet's cumulative imagination?
Kieran Bailey it is very unlikely that these mountains are anything but grand hallucinations
Are you most verily sure I'm hallucinating sir?
I don't live on a mountain, but on most days I can look outside and see the Sierra Nevada on the horizon.
@@Rainbowthewindsage most days? where do they go on the other days?
The end monologue of this episode is probably one of my all time favorite podcast moments.
NightValians is now the canon name for the citizens of Night Vale. NightValians Unite.
I could listen to Cecil narrate every move he's doing all day.
Listening in 2020. Stock up on latex gloves AND hornet free dining, all within not 30 seconds of eachother. Time traveller? Is nightvale our future....?
OooOOOooO look at MeEEeE *i* AM FROM THE *FUuUuUuTURrrRRrrRrE*
Sending random Welcome To Night Vale quotes to my friend who has no idea what this is.
M C you, you are what I aspire to be
i also do that
Haha, *I do that* lmao it is fun to see their reaction
That ending was breath taking. Wow.
Here's some nostalgia since you made this comment 6 years ago
@@VeggieGirl07 wow, thank you for the reminder! That's awesome of you!
ERIKA. IF YOU CAN HEAR ME. WE NEED MORE SALT
ON IT! BUT FIRST I HAVE TO EAT THE PRESIDENT
I am looking at a photograph of the wedding in the newspaper at this very moment.
Now, I am drinking something. *slurps*
Now, I am eating an enchilada *talks with mouth full* that was just handed to me.
I am too
Mountains, more like nothings!
HA HA!!! The city counsel can't touch me! I'm in another plane of existence!
Another plane of existence, otherwise known as the dog park. No one is allowed in the dog park.
+Batman Drinks Pepsi what dog park?
I am the dog park
+camilo cocconi really bruh did u not listen to the first episode I'm so disappointed
+VinCrafter i have, and there was no dog park. or at least no dog park that i'm alowed to know about or remember
"The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. It takes a truth seeker to realize..."
that the glass is refillable.
Or, perhaps, the glass never existed. And you should forget about it immediately.
Who would ever dislike this its amazing
Nathan Hobart Diego
Desert bluffs.
D e s e r t B l u f f s
You can tell they had way too much fun with this episodes editorial
I just got into this podcast and this was the last episode I was going to watch tonight and after I ate dinner... and I had cheese enchiladas for dinner...
*the stars have aligned*
2:27 shelter
3:02 cactus june
3:18 narration
9:05 mountains
12:37 Yelp ad
19:34 birth
23:44 repeat broadcast
Can I just say that little poem at the end was amazing
frogs: truth or legend
I think Night Vale is a nice show to go to sleep listening to
The 10 year old I live with just asked me: "Is Night Vale real?" 😂
I want a crossover of Gravity Falls and Night Vale ;^;
Jaicey Kay yiss, though I am pretty sure Bill Cipher already lives in Night Vale.
DEAR GOD I saw some fanart for that too! This is disturbing...
I'm not the only one ;v;
+Jaicey Kay Tad Strange is Cecil tho
+pinkharte Tad Strange is totally Cecil in disguise.
The SCP foundation finds Nightvale...
GO!
Forestguard and what the hell do you think the secret police really is?
It is SCP 001.
Prophecyarmour sharing any information related to the possible identity of SCP 001 is punishble with termination, please refrain from doing so
THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING
Temporal Field Agent: [REDACTED]
SCP Security Clearance: [REDACTED]
XK-Class Scenario Prevention
You know this allegedly true informaton just saved the world.
You are welcome.
Prophecyarmour Understood sir, this wont happen again, please continue
spend at least 30 minutes a day believing what you see hahahaha! nope, not gonna do it
I know! The traveler saved Night Vale from The 7th Siege of Night Vale Church, and also stopped the underworld's armies from attacking! While restoring the mayor to his rightful place!
"perfectly located, as we are, between several vertices."I love this line
17:15 Good to know that Night Vale is inclusive of non binary people lol
I have a feeling that sponsored part was complete improv and im absolutely losing it
The year is 2021 for just a little bit longer. This show is still amazing.
Did Cactus June change to Cactus Judy and then Cactus Jane because of time travel?
3:38 asmr with Cecil something I never thought I needed till now
"Wwweeehhh. Wwweeehhh. Wwweeehhh. Turtles. Wwweeehhh."
My new ringtone.
In all seriousness, that sounds like a genuinely amazing idea if I had a phone. I'm going to get one simply for this purpose.
"now that I'm found I miss being lost" I hate the existential crisises night vale gives me
12.50 AM here, got a doctor appointment tomorrow morning. Just one... more... episode...
In my opinion, the glass is half full when I pour in liquid to the halfway point, however it is half empty if there was more water in it and I drank it or poured it out to the halfway point
think so too, but the pessi/opti mist thing still stands. pessimist will point out the remaining unaccomplished action, while optimist will point out progress accomplished. ex: drinking- pessi "you still have more to drink, it's still half full.", while opti "you drank so much, it's already half-emptied!"
@@andigamer8929 that's interesting because, in that specific example, the pessimist and the optimist are the opposite of what people usually say they are (with the pessi saying its half full and the opti saying its half empty) because of the circumstances
soooo is it Cactus Judy or Cactus Jane?? hmm?
Yes.
Carl Shorter because the new traveler that married her has already changed the past
Don’t mix up Cactus Jill’s name! she’s sensitive about that. Besides, both times he said Cactus June. I mean, she just had little Champ. Let’s give Cactus Jen a break
OR CACTUS JUNE
Wait, something seriously weird is going on in Night Vale. Enchiladas are not supposed to be crunchy.
I almost peed myself during the mountain segment
Weeeh weeeeh weeeh turtles weeeh
Guys...I can't stop thinking about the dog park, and there's been a hooded figure following me around laetly
Is..IS no one gonna mention that beginning hypnotic sound?
I am sitting on a stool, legs crossed, one foot planted wigglingly on a wooden floor... And I hear bleeping booping sounds, like from an anime, or a video game, or a dream. I hear Cecil, talking about things that I can see in my mind's eye... Like some sort of strange view-inception... It is not dark yet. But the sky is deepening. I have something to comment... But I will comment it later. Or I will not comment it at all. I will keep it to myself. Existence is enough. Good night, Night Vale, Good Night.
MARCHING BAND oh I saw them back when I was a young boy
ok but is anybody talking about the NVPA person who was flirting with Cecil
The description at the end is lovely.
Maybe a Timelord came to night vale?!
The more I am listening to this, the more I am thinking "all these incidents sound like the doctor messing around..." XD
I can't be the only one.....
Nice weather we're having
"Ladies and gentlemen and those who don't fall into either categories." Non binary representation fuck yes.
probably more like five headed dragon representation
+Emma Anderson I mean, a five-headed dragon is pretty nonbinary....
+Nick Loftus you have a point. he's certainly not wearing a dress or trousers.
+Peter Alexander Ladies and gentlemen and variations thereupon........
See, Cecil recognizes non gender binary people, why can't society?
[THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN CENSORED ON BEHALF OF THIS CITY COUNCIL. THIS COMMENT HAS NEVER NOR WILL EVER EXIST. CEASE ALL THOUGHTS AND MEMORIES OF THIS COMMENT.]
I have not seen a comment, not at all..
what comment?
***** exactly no comment has existed here so now we reply to nothing but a non existent comment that people have allegedly used to see
Kazuko Hinata seen* not used to see
+yesthisiskenzie [THIS REPLY TO THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED NON-EXSISTANT COMMENT HAS ALSO BEEN CENCORED ON BEHALF OF THE CITY COUNCIL. THE CULPRATE WHO RUDLY REMEMBERED THE EXISTANCE OF THE NON-EXISTANT COMMENT HAS BEEN CAUGHT AND ARRESTED BY THE SHERRIF'S SECRET POLICE AND SENTANCED TO PSYCOLOGICAL RECONDITIONING AND JANITORIAL DUTY. CEASE ALL THOUGHTS AND MEMORIES OF THIS REPLY]
14:03 Don't you mean half-full? Why is the bucket there? And why is there grout starter on every surface?
A temporal refugee from pre StrexCorp Desert Bluffs?
i want a turtle neck now
I own 5
Makayla Simpson your a god
oh god
kev
pls stop
too happy & nice for me
i like how cecil says RALPH'S
Editorial: 10/10. Would listen again.
It snowing and I can't see the mountains...
THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS MOUNTAINS.THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS MOUNTAINS.
weather's looking pretty nice today.
How the hell did I get here? Actually no, I like this. I think I’ll stay for a while
God I love this series
"and those of you not clearly falling into either category"! Yessss!
I'm a true part of night vale now. Although that may not be a good thing......
Very impressed considering this was 8 years ago. Night vale ahead of the times in more ways than one
Cecil has just ruined my favorite shirt. forever. I can n longer wear this. or look at anybody's back.
"I am now drinking something *siiiip*...... i am now eating an enchilada that was just handed to me *crunnchh crunchh crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch*
yes i counted the crunches
my question is about the man's hand named Megan that was given birth to by Hershel, was it the left or the right hand?
3:24 the fuck do you think this is? ASMR with cecil?
they live in a desert and cannot leave why would they believe in mountains
Weeeeeeeehhhh, weeeehhhhh, Turtles, weeeeehhhhh
does that enchilada have like fucking rocks in it or something why is it so crunchy
each episode is one or more existential crises but i'm not bothered by it for some reason--
he just started whistling and my dog was s h o o k