Love it when Adam smugly drops some contrarian talking point he's seen on twitter and is then completely unable to defend it or back it up when challenged.
"My first pet was a microwave burrito. I went to Augusta National just to hit balls at the range while tripping on peyote. I was a gym teacher at 12 years old. My mom is Alice Cooper." - Matt McConaughey
And THREE of those were during a full moon! Is that significant? Well, if you are an aging himbo who's idea of the esoteric is doing drugs, playing the bongos, and just being....so chill....man.... no. Still not something anyone should ever have to hear, just like every single other thing he said.
A pen is objectively big, cause it's in macroworld. Some culturally grooted thing as a tv show can not be titled as "objectively X". Thats the whole meaning of the word objectively. P. S. TD fell apart from ep 5 with all that weight of pretentiousness and its own seriousness
@@CATDHD okay everything you said here is entirely valid from a critical stand point. So, I'm going to assume you're somewhat well versed in film/television.. while I do have an attachment to that 1st season of TD having watched it live every week at 19 y.o being impressionable and edgy I do believe that it was incredibly well done and refreshing for the medium. Fargo came out the same year and was arguably better as it was less dramatic and self serving but sometimes things have to be stylized and narcissistic to be fresh and entertaining. I know the dude who wrote it is up his own ass but that season was fucking enthralling, Marty and Rust are cemented as iconic and it's pretty rare that a show can do that. I am entirely aware of the flaws but pieces of art that have a unique energy are the easiest to critique but also the most difficult to create. My original comment was really just an observation that of course Adam would hate on the first season of true detective because it was obviously the "cool" New York cinema-guy take on something that people almost unanimously enjoyed for what it was
@@CATDHDhard disagree (that it fell apart after episode 5). Perhaps the finale wasn’t landed, but 4-7 are about my favorite stretch of episodes. To each their own though! Also I’m gay
My 50 year old alcoholic former roommate left this book at my house and begged me to read it and I was embarrassed about someone seeing it and thinking I read it that I hid it in my crawl space.
Came to the comments immediately after that wild True Detective Season 1 take - glad to see it is the top comment. Brilliant show, though I haven’t watched it since it came out.
You would think a professional actor would know how to read a book without making it sound like he's reading a shopping list. I wrote a sentence. Then another sentence. Then another sentence...
My dad made me listen to this on his massive bluetooth radio while I helped him fix up a roof. I remember it being good until he became an actual actor, god damn was this some whiplash
In the end it’s really just mccaughnahy talking about himself no? It’s still just a celeb being like “my story my life is important. Your life can maybe be like me if you read my book. Probably not but at least I’m here in the world.”
Yeah but the cover is the most pretentious shit I've ever seen. Bro actually did the thinking man pose. You can't become an intellectual from an autobiography lol.
“He got molested? How’s he so chill?” lol adam
He's chill because he got molested. He Forever knew he was good enough.
this implies adam is jealous about his own molestation
I know, right? I was molested and I turned out chill and so did most of the children I molested.
Read it as he said it.😂
He's so chill because of your mom.
"Sometimes you gotta go back to go forward" is literally a line from the Lincoln commercial he did.
I get older, they stay the same age.
@@allouttabubblegum1984 -Justin Roiland
He said that in the book they were just talking over it. Also I'm gay
Sometimes you gotta get fucked in the ass by a man to realise you're straight.
It’s called a 3 point turn
The best part of Cumtown is that not a single video on TH-cam has a commercial..its like kryptonite for advertisers
Holy shit you're right
There are plenty of ads before cumtown clips
Can't imagine why nobody wants to advertise on a joint named cumtown
That’s why I love trauma man. They get older, my mind stays the same.
You just have to learn to create new traumas.
@@stationorange that’s so funny
Hahahaha. Perfect.
Deftly done!
Most unnerving comment of all time ❤️
They should play this audiobook non-stop at Guantanamo Bay.
oh my god. i think thats exactly what they are doing. playing it on 24/7
😅😅😅😂😂😂
Major LOL
You're advocating war crimes, dude.
As @TheWilsones pointed out as well, the US gov's done enough warcrimes as it is, bud.
Love it when Adam smugly drops some contrarian talking point he's seen on twitter and is then completely unable to defend it or back it up when challenged.
You really start to see why Nick is so hard on him the more you listen.
That basically describes everyone on the internet
Stav too, but more infrequently and he usually folds almost instantly
@derekgleeson1353 no it doesn't, there are plenty of people on the internet. are you really saying EVERYONE is like that? I'm not like that...
@@binmcbin1890 I did it and fell flat on my face lol, i stopped doing it though
"Is this the guy he is?"
Matthew McConaughey felt some pretty strong Cowboy Magic at the back of the van
the law says you cannot touch, but Matthew saw a lot of lawbreakers at the back of that van...
@@TrollsAndScrolls like a pool toy slowly inflating
Hey it’s Cool Adam!
You should take some notes, "Cool" Adam
# It’s just a simple blue collar magic
# and I ain’t too proud to push a broom, sir
# all the way, up my ass
Stav is spot on about it sounding like he's doing an impression of George Carlin 😂
Tented fingers on the book cover. Hell yeah.
entrepreneurship
I can’t believe he’s a real person. Somebody needs to pull his underwear over his fucking head 😂
@@Asherdasherr oh contraire, Biden$$ 101
Aka the money mind mentality
Royce Du Point would b proud
“I lead my soccer league in red cards….as a GOaLie”
“Wow…”
so 1 or 2 redcards
Under 12 league 😂
Yea that's a straight lie, cause for each 1 red card the player misses 3 games.
"My first pet was a microwave burrito. I went to Augusta National just to hit balls at the range while tripping on peyote. I was a gym teacher at 12 years old. My mom is Alice Cooper." - Matt McConaughey
He fell out of a tree 4 times.
First one resulted in brain damage which caused 3 more falls and this stupid book.
"My resulting iq.... 40 "
Did he fall out of a coconut tree?
He needs to be unburdened by what has been
And THREE of those were during a full moon! Is that significant? Well, if you are an aging himbo who's idea of the esoteric is doing drugs, playing the bongos, and just being....so chill....man.... no. Still not something anyone should ever have to hear, just like every single other thing he said.
True Detective is amazing
Did you see the new one with the butch lesbo? Holy shit its so unbelievably bad
“ Three of them on a full Moon” I don’t think I’ve ever been more disgusted by a human being in my life
That made my blood boil.
I’m glad you commented this
Roach dogg jr?!?!
Lol why? The moon fucks with people sometimes.
@@teoteo3522 you mean women. I’m not surprised they’re into crystal bullshit when they think the moon makes their pussy bleed
Matthew McConaughey reading his book sounds like Ernest P. Worrell trying to sell me something.
Hey, Vern! I was molested!
Ehuehuehuehuew
Dont shit talk Ernest thataway
I love them trying but failing to talk over McConaughey’s pseudo-deep ramblings
Adam shitting on true detective, which is objectively great, is very Adam
A pen is objectively big, cause it's in macroworld. Some culturally grooted thing as a tv show can not be titled as "objectively X". Thats the whole meaning of the word objectively.
P. S. TD fell apart from ep 5 with all that weight of pretentiousness and its own seriousness
@@CATDHD okay everything you said here is entirely valid from a critical stand point. So, I'm going to assume you're somewhat well versed in film/television.. while I do have an attachment to that 1st season of TD having watched it live every week at 19 y.o being impressionable and edgy I do believe that it was incredibly well done and refreshing for the medium. Fargo came out the same year and was arguably better as it was less dramatic and self serving but sometimes things have to be stylized and narcissistic to be fresh and entertaining. I know the dude who wrote it is up his own ass but that season was fucking enthralling, Marty and Rust are cemented as iconic and it's pretty rare that a show can do that. I am entirely aware of the flaws but pieces of art that have a unique energy are the easiest to critique but also the most difficult to create. My original comment was really just an observation that of course Adam would hate on the first season of true detective because it was obviously the "cool" New York cinema-guy take on something that people almost unanimously enjoyed for what it was
@@CATDHD one of the gayest things ive ever read. td is objectively great you unathletic nerd
@@CATDHDhard disagree (that it fell apart after episode 5). Perhaps the finale wasn’t landed, but 4-7 are about my favorite stretch of episodes. To each their own though!
Also I’m gay
@@CATDHDgayest response ever. True detective is amazing
Wait...a Hollywood actor is actually a pretentious simpleton. WHAT.
he's probably going to win some kind of ellection too in the next few decades
@@dsadawrware I hate that you’re right
election*
@@BodywiseMustard how very gay of you to correct me, thanks
@@BodywiseMustard erection
Dudes rock
Yes you do
3:34
"The sole objective is the pursuit of the singular finish with only the arrival in sight."
What the fuck does that mean?
Pretty sure he was talking about ghey segz
He was molested in the back of a van
Peyote, man
homosexual intercourse while on peyote
He’s like a solid chunk of pure ego…like time bandits in the mailbox
McConaughey just rambling about bumper stickers is so funny
I wish I had gotten a "free brock turner" tattoo back in 2019 or whatever so I'd have a conversation starter for the rest of my life
craziest comment i've read inna minute
My 50 year old alcoholic former roommate left this book at my house and begged me to read it and I was embarrassed about someone seeing it and thinking I read it that I hid it in my crawl space.
That’s its own version of lame and stupid
bro Matthew McConnaughey's tight five takes most comics 27 minutes to perform dude should do fedex commercials.
Matthew McConauGay
This is objectively the best way to market this podcast to the TH-cam platform. The name alone can get someone banned, and the topics too lol
Certified hood classic
This is what was playing through those Zone of Interest speakers.
Just a regular ole Earnie Hemingway
Im racist like Nick, fat like Stav, and gay like Adam.
Very interesting... who u votin 4?
Did you fall out of a coconut tree?
yOu are too powerful, we can't let you leave the gay Kingdom( ! ! ! )
Actors are crazy and they love themselves.
Narcissists.
Aholes, basically.
Picking up where our boy Future Files left off. God bless.
May Satan curse you.
Came to the comments immediately after that wild True Detective Season 1 take - glad to see it is the top comment. Brilliant show, though I haven’t watched it since it came out.
He sounds like he's doing Chuck Norris jokes.
My mom asked for this for
Christmas when it released and I got it for her😂
Matthew McConaughey is himbo Tom Myers
I have a date with a woman tonight...where did it all go wrong?
How did it go did you suck her off?
Hope it went well
Did you have sex?
"get to getting raped" from Stav as he describes his love of bumper stickers
Adam saying True Detective is one of the worst written shows is just ridiculous.
Perfect edit, thank you
Matthew McConaugay
This book reads like On the Gay Road by Jack Kerousack
Naah, man. Kerouack is a good read bum.
Gay on the Road by Jackmeoff Kerouwhackmeoff
On the truckstop bathroom by Kerocock
Looking forward to his next book, “Big Slur”
On the Chode
5:43 Moneyshot
Mathew M'Cockimgay is my favorite actor.
My name is Stiff Johnson. My alias is Holden McKoch.
Genuinely one of the worst books I have ever heard in my life lol
You would think a professional actor would know how to read a book without making it sound like he's reading a shopping list.
I wrote a sentence.
Then another sentence.
Then another sentence...
i disagree, i think he's being TOO conversational. so much so that it's clearly not organic.
Adam shiting on true detective is so on brand for him
I couldn't imagine being so impressed by his acting that it overlooks my disgust from his personality.
One of the best written shows if anything
Saying True Detective is one of the worst written shows and then meekly backtracking when you get pushback is a certified Adam Friedland moment.
When the start of the book started playing I thought it was Nick doing an impression
I can't tell if Nick is doing an impression or if it's actually Matthew McConaughey's autobiography.
Stav and Adam laughing make it worse.
Just got the biography from my local library and a bottle of gin. In for a treat. Thanks for the synopsis boys!
He’s speaking a different language bro
The fact "Greenlights" has a 4.7 rating on amazon is unbelievable.
Is that true? I was going to look myself but I fear I will finally lose all hope for humankind if I saw that in print.
Not everyone is as cynical as cumtown listeners
Its not actually that bad, its extremely entertaining. At least I thought it was
@@buffobison3099 You may have a brain tumor.
Stav was such an ingrate.
All gay, all gay, all gay.
never trust adam's opinion of any piece of Art, especially something like True Detective S1; no wonder nick and stav rag on him all the time
This is like the extended version of that Lincoln commercial.
Celebrities are so pretentious. Good lord
Don't hate the player hate the game
It works on some people though.
It really does come out of nowhere ahahahaha
“One of the worst written shows” - Adam Friedland discussing what is roundly considered the best written show of all time
McConaughey always tries to be super edgy with his word usage. Makes me wanna puke all over a Lincoln vehicle when I see one.
Can't imagine being there while 50 is getting ready for the awards ceremony and he's like "how do I look" and I'm like "you look awesome dude"
" celebrity's suck "
Wild Turkey is actually aged in a 13 yr old boy
5:43 is what you came for
Reminder that True Detective is basically just The Finders.
The gayest thing Adam has ever said is that True Detective is bad
Yeah that’s one of the worst things I’ve ever heard and I’m also 90% sure that he says it’s good on other episodes
Im almost positive one red card would lead any youth soccer league in red cards...."as a golie" Yughhkkk
8:47 DJ Lou of bonfire fame in the background
The cumtown trio is so good. I wish they did some kind of reunion.
3:13 lololol!!!
What’s the silly music at the very end?
“I was a goalie” 😈
To many falls on his head
My dad made me listen to this on his massive bluetooth radio while I helped him fix up a roof. I remember it being good until he became an actual actor, god damn was this some whiplash
Holy shit that book sounds douchey
"This sounds like one of those comics that tries to rip off George Carlin"
You mean all of them?
That book is exactly why people should never care what an actor says ever, they are the kid who always lies but is just good at it😂
truth bombs
Mcconaughney is stuck in a SNL. Sketch
It’s so bad I love it
Matthew is still listening to his audiobook in his car eveey full moon.
I resisted arrest gang
In the end it’s really just mccaughnahy talking about himself no? It’s still just a celeb being like “my story my life is important. Your life can maybe be like me if you read my book. Probably not but at least I’m here in the world.”
There are 62k reviews on that garbage Matt maconogay put out and it's 4.5 stars, come on America stop it...
i guess thats what they mean about seperating the art from the artist
Masterful. 👏🏻👏🏻
3:50 True Detective part
Adam just called True Detective season 1 stupid… he’s lucky he’s a protected tribesman.
As a white guy with hazel eyes I can say this is why people get spooked by the white devil. Cause we got guys like Matt in the ranks.
This is kind of like the intro to a Kurt vonnegut book but really shitty
The autobiography sounds like it was made on coke and 2cb:^)
Yeah but the cover is the most pretentious shit I've ever seen. Bro actually did the thinking man pose. You can't become an intellectual from an autobiography lol.
No he’s an intellectual from the adrenichrome
Feed me! Edem!
He's no Jack Kerouac
how is this a real person?
He has so many mirror idioms I couldn't keep up with how many