He Can't Hurt Me!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2025
- This game starts off steady before it all starts falling apart. Will the most dominant players be served by the weaker players, or will a few of them rise up and show what they're made of? One thing is for sure... actions will have consequences!
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There I sat, zoomed in on the army next to my king thinking: "They wont turn against me, and even if they do, I'll see if I'm fast enough to just garrison the king". I learned multiple lessons that day.
Bro, it's 2022, wake up!
@@BardiaSaeedi 11
Narrator: he was not fast enough to garrison the king.
Such a legendary game. I love you man, if for nothing else than how absurd that demise was. It is not often in AoE that karma comes so fast and ironically.
Trust everyone and trust no one
Yellow here!
Was my first time playing in a commie game and it was a ton of fun!
To avoid spoilers i will be making a bit of space here.
I have learned a ton of things due to this particular game of which i wasn't aware of while playing.
1. I couldn't figure out how treason worked. I spent over 1k gold on it, but was allied with everyone, so i didn't see anyones king. After that i didn't bother for the rest of the game and if i did i would have definitely sniped teal. This bugged me fr, because it may be changing the whole game with teal and orange out of the picture :D
2. I knew there was wonder victory, but completely forgot about it in the heat of the game, but even if i remembered i had like 8 vils left as soon as i had to leave the main land :D
3. Definitely should not have hoped for a turn of blue, but i was too naive since it was my first time :D
4. Thanks to purp for being such a loving and caring teammate
You really did clutch though. I was expecting a weak pushover when I first saw how u played, but when u and purp was versing the enemy coalition you really held out. GGz man.
you were my favourite while watching
you kicked ass. reminded me of the legendary Jul-Ian team. obviously different but if you haven't seen it, you'll see what i'm talking about.
Definitely won in my eyes, 3v1'd for like 30 minutes.
Should have colonized the rest of the islands imo.
Well played sir.
Shout out to the person who commented live, when talking about watching streams instead of working. "when they ask me about my grades I say "just passing"."
Great work 😂
This game had me so hyped that it had me jumping out my seat several times from all the unexpected twists 11
yeah, i love diplomacy game so much!
I've never played an AoE game but I love watching, why does everyone put 11 after some messages??
@@just_me1232 There are a bunch audio clips that play when you type certain number combinations in game chat, and when 11 is types it prompts a laugh track. So 11 = lol
The one thing I wanna see in a community game is someone coming in and making an AI resign msg and leave the game 😂 “This wolf is too close to my town Center I must flee”
Video games appeal to the male fantasy
The male fantasy: you and me until the end?
The male fantasy: "He talks funny and I like it."
32:11 I think this beautiful play of politics right here flew a bit under the radar. Not only is purple asking yellow to protect him, giving him the sensation of trust, he's _also_ ensuring that his neighbour who he's just heard might be scheming against him _has a bunch of his population tied up on water._ That's a brilliant maneuver! On the one hand, he's protected from naval attacks by a bunch of thirisadai; and on the other hand the door is wide open if he does need to show yellow who's boss!
Sorry, I felt that that needed to be given the respect it deserved.
Purp was a master at diplo and yellow was a great teammate
I don’t know if this is possible from a map editor standpoint- but I think it would really help if king explosions didn’t kill resources. This would offer a large incentive for being more proactive in the early game (you get to take all the persons resources) and would hopefully prevent the initial 45 min-1 hr snooze fests - not that this one was particularly bad when compared to others - but i just thought of it now
Hi everyone im blue. I genuinely had no idea that green and teal where scheming against me. I thought that green was on my team. Its very different watching back over the game now watching people plot against me. Great game ggs to everyone involved!
Cool
no they weren't scheming. they had an alliance from the very beginning. if anyone was scheming, it was you. trying to turn on teal against green.
It's rough watching the replays sometimes.
Community games are so fun to watch with so many dimentions in it. The diplo is just amazing. I do miss Blue Coffee. 😎
Grey : snipes
Everyone else : dude
Uncool
lmao @ 1:05:20 the delight in the ship picking up the king i had to pause and comment. i hope this goes well
No one else got the Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference? 6:13
"The Great Turkey War...."
🤣 😆 C'mon y'all!
Taco pie!
"You need to shit here and try and block this off" t90 2022
Yellow and Purple are the definition of true love. Purple is so caring and nurturing (was protecting Yellow in the early stage, shielding him from the danger of the world), then Yellow grows up and becomes stronger, "simping" and listening to Purple's guidance. When Purple gets weaker, Yellow provides shelter for him. Their relationship is just wholesome.
Spoilers inside
So many minor things that could've changed the game for purple and especially yellow.
One treason and you find 2 king ships in the corner. Purple announcing to the world that his king is on the way. Yellow forgetting about wonder victory while they still had the navy to defend.
Overall a very enjoyable game with lots of surprises.
Purple needed walls so badly. He had no hope of matching the enemy cav with halbs man for man in a 3v1 so he desperately needed to funnel them with walls. and let his Houfnice do the work. When defense is paramount a rock shield is better than a meat shield.
the king ship in the corner doesn't reveal very clearly. You can't really see the crown. However a missing crown would necessarily mean a king in that corner.
55:22 you got me there xD
i want to see someone sacrifice their king right at the start on the starter islands and just laugh maniacally in the chat at the chaos.
they were all talking about how to take on Red, Grey actually does and they call him a traitor
1:18:07 that random “No” without seeing the chat had me looking around the room trying to figure out where I heard it
thumbs up for "please don't leave" good to know you appreciate your community lol
50:10 huge onager engagement and t90 decides to look at the water for 30 seconds
That was some Game of Thrones "teamwork" right there
T90 saying Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic ever. Very based.
I love Calvin and Hobbes!! Lol
Pretty sure there's fan-fiction about yellow and purp. those are real besties.
Grey: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
1. So much diplo and then FKN BOOM, grey takes red out. Red had just typed that grey is his bitch lmaooo
2. Lots of diplo followed by World War 2. And a 4 vs 2 ain't easy 42:52
3. Oh noooooo 44:01
4. Misclicks were made 52:47... Rip
5. Thought t90 was being a hype man, but no, this was close 1:04:56
6. This is the fun of this game mode. And it was glorious 1:07:25
7: 1:22:13 Yahlaaaah!! Well fought sweet prince; you were up against it
8: The scheming from blue was continuous, but he slips up here 1:22:44
9. I take it back, Blue is Machiavellian. To asks the enemy who you're about to attack something that would make them type in chat as you go to kill them.......... this guy is on another level.
Sad Grey died when he was the first one to snipe.. and he killed the top dog. Sad Purple's eloquent speech failed him. Sad Yellow couldn't inflict more damage on blue. .... Not bad that Teal survived way longer than any of us thought. Overall an exemplary community game.
WHY WONT YOU RESIGN?!
*Castles,son. They defend against physical trauma. You cant raid my base Jack!*
I screamed so much at my screen for yellow to bring his thirsidai to the shore. Would have stopped all the reinforcements and won them the battle handily. Hope he does it soon, I had to pause to type this comment
Totally! Though of course its easy to say that when spectators don't have fog of war. Also, they could have re-routed the army away from the navy. Still, it would have had an impact
Yeah in hindsight i (am yellow btw) should have definitely used my navy more proactive after orange was dead, but i was a bit too stressed with the land aspect of the game to think of that earlier. That's where my elo showed :D
@@dustinkolkebeck7023 great game though. If it had been me, I would have been missing fletching and would have run my navy into 5 castles. You played great
lorhey is the farmer when thanksgiving just in 1 months
I love your laugh it's so genuine, I can know that you are a good person just by that laugh
Gray with the epic, game changing snipe, and yellow and purple were the plucky underdogs. Purp started the big fight so terribly and really fucked himself up. Yellow did well.
33:05 ma jaw never dropped this low !
dude.. these explosions are too massive!
Wow! what a great game! So much fun watching this unfold. Thanks T90! keep up the awesome content.
The chat makes this mode like AoE and Among Us had a baby lol. T90 killed it as always!
Thank you so much for the pause before the "bitch" not many TH-camrs do that. Appreciated. And love the content.
Yet I wrote vassal, and the text filter detected the "ass" in there
Epic move would've been to offer Orange a ride for his king on a transport, and once it was in just delete the transport at sea. 12:00
YOU CAN'T HURT ME JACK
Trying to make the mother of all community games here Jack. Cant fret over every king!
murder holes, son
12:02 blue turkey actually made it to red's base if you look closely lmao
Also suprised that few people palisade wall early on land maps. Its cheap and great for detering players very early fron probing your stuff.
I like the word boom, but not economically, go boom someone base, you are hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
damn, 3 am I am stuck watching this, was very fun and blue deserved the win tbh, smart unpredictable guy
Calvin & Hobbes' club: G.R.O.S.S. (G)et (R)id (O)f (S)limy girl(S)
Bill Waterson's Masterpiece. We grew up reading it.
Fodder did a No Time to Die sacrifice.
GGWP, everyone! That was a very entertaining game.
Honnō-ji Incident : 33:00
what happened in that incident?
Yellow is the winner here. Let's be honest.
Could you imagine if you could garrison all those turkeys in your mill? Does that bonus stack forever or is there a limit?
I agree. Boxing vills is my fav mod. Even did a few dark age vill fights online just because of it
Get a big brand to sponsor Hidden Cup. All the names of the players could be their items. For example with McDonald's; McChicken, Big Mac, McDouble, McFish, etc.
T90 - You know the people in the game can't hear you, right?
I've noticed that my life gets better when I watch t90 and falls apart when i stop.
Can confirm. Dream job achieved.
I plain cant believe he let them build docks, just flat floors me.
17:49 turkey Lady
Im really suprised few people put decoys in TCs and other castles.
Good stuff, i liked red turkey army
That was pretty good. Are there more regicides?
friend ships were built here
Do enhanced graphics cause crashes? I have it always on and I keep getting lots of crashes when the game loads.
Get a 4090 TI RTX
try turning it off
@@riotson lol I have a dying MX150, on a laptop. It might be that..
It'd be perfect if purple or yellow researched treason to find teal's king right after killing orange...
At about 59 minutes I really wanted to see purple just board onto a transport and kill his king between everything definitely waited too long.
53:20 it should be a taboo to put the king in a ship, such waste of entertaiment.
32:38 Top ten anime betrayals!
midgame still, but damn its been a while since i rooted for someone like yellow and purple
The orange player is named OrangeJewce. I am pleased.
the fact they researched treason like 5 times but didn't go for teal in the corner bugs me
26:50 I think "Vassal" was censored because of the "ass" in it.
1:07:50 i would like a DLC that adds nuclear bombs and just 1 hit the entire city of the opponent
At 1:28:35 Christar was still playing but also in the stream, I think he was stream sniping.
Blue led an attack against purple and yellow, then turned on his teammates and killed them too. Wild
Orange's King stepped on a bee and died :)
Calvin and hobbes huge part of my childhood.. just like aoe2 lol
That was fun.
55:22 😅
I really thought green was gonna win that game. I was thinking that if he pulled blue's army in towards the 40-50 paladins teal still had while he was being followed by blue's whole army, he could have done more damage to his main army. After that, then he'd have a bunch of huszars in queue and THEN loop around with the 7 or so trebs to get the snipe.
should make the last king explode immediately and will tie the game if it kills the other king
That was excellent! Thanks players and t90!
Ngl I wish purp and yellow would have won.
amazing...well done T90...wished purple hadn't revealed his plan to everyone. Honestly if I were purple I would have nuked Green/Blue/Orange when they were all close together. Either way, great game by all
Man I was rooting yellow the whole game. Sad to see their king blow up in the worst place
Having red in the game would make for more chances of even team diplo
I've said it before, I'll say it again, Pilgrims is THE BEST diplo map, THE BEST community map and THE BEST REGICIDE MAP.
Bump for the Bump God
No game labeled "he can't hurt me" can be boring
G.R.O.S.S stood for "Get Rid Of Slimy girlS"
I really liked yellows style
Purple, the cannon Fodder is the kind of guy to inform a country like Russia he is about to nuke them before informing his own country he is about to do it. Speshul IQ there.
Great game
How are players missing unit upgrades over 80 minutes into the game while simultaneously sitting on tens of thousands of resources? Not angry or anything, I'm just genuinely bewildered.
Vow!! Vat der super game !! Der espionage is curios.
for red today i am not going to believe anyone even my mom. 😃
T90 talking about all this stuff and I'm like... Wait, I thought it was pink? Is my monitor set THAT wrong or am I just colorblind? 11
You know, I am looking for a new job, maybe I SHOULD put on my app that I watch T90
Very new to the this version of the game is there an easy way to play this mod?
Grey should moved his king after reds dead into oranges or blues base.
6:08 proof that t90 is commenting on games recorded from 2020
Might have been a mindless typo 11
10/10 game