Ten Minute History - The Thirty Years' War (Short Documentary)

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  • @patrikcath1025
    @patrikcath1025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3217

    That one time we literally threw a bunch of bureaucrats out of a window and caused 30 years of war all over the Europe

    • @marinarosario8855
      @marinarosario8855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      You, bohemians, should't have windows in meeting rooms (Or have meetings in high floor).

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Or meetings

    • @EkinYalvac
      @EkinYalvac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      patrikcath sounds like that one time a teenager shot a prince and caused 4 years of war all over the world lol

    • @eventyraren
      @eventyraren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      This is the second time you throw someone out a window, and last time also started a war. I see a pattern here.

    • @prinzeszelda3650
      @prinzeszelda3650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Btw they only lived bcs of convienent bushes below

  • @villakennedy
    @villakennedy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3414

    Just annoyed myself when you said “Ferdinand III” and I immediately said Thirdinand and chuckled...

  • @ataman6430
    @ataman6430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4554

    Somehow, the 29 Years and 11 Months War doesn't sound quite as catchy.

    • @jimfromdiscord.8904
      @jimfromdiscord.8904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Feature History?

    • @krixpop
      @krixpop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      ...plus one long morning...

    • @Koya550
      @Koya550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yup feature history

    • @heretustay
      @heretustay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol, exactly how old I am

    • @thanosgioule8044
      @thanosgioule8044 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why wasn't it the 30 years war

  • @mkploeg
    @mkploeg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3834

    I absoluly love that you put Joakim Brodén from sabaton in the video

    • @hf3923
      @hf3923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Well it's only appropriate if the Lion from the north is prominent

    • @giladpellaeon1691
      @giladpellaeon1691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      I had to play that part of the vid twice just to be sure. Great job Ten Minute History, always slipping in the quick little "wait, whaaaat?" moments. Part of why I subscribe.

    • @Cringo-ik9uo
      @Cringo-ik9uo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I laughed so fucking hard at that xD

    • @mkploeg
      @mkploeg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      had the same thing was like is that who i think it is

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So that's who that was.

  • @GuyWithTriangle
    @GuyWithTriangle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4477

    If only Ferdinand had more Imperial Authority he could have passed the reforms to disallow internal HRE wars

    • @Yora21
      @Yora21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Then it wouldn't have been the HRE. What reasons would the princes have had to give that much power to one of them?

    • @samlund8543
      @samlund8543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +609

      Yora
      It’s a reference to EU4

    • @ahmedbassam400
      @ahmedbassam400 6 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      @@Yora21 Eu4 reference lad.

    • @CarlosRios1
      @CarlosRios1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@Yora21 r/wooosh

    • @hampuslundstrom9249
      @hampuslundstrom9249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      Only you look away for 20 years focusing on the new world, and suddenly Hesse or Nasau is the new Emperor.

  • @chrisza9782
    @chrisza9782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1040

    8:35 "The Swedish laid siege to Prague". In modern times, that would sound like a very drunk tourist group

    • @Lajosen
      @Lajosen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sadly covid has prevented this

    • @Morhgoz
      @Morhgoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Specially if Swedes had us Finns with them like they had in first time as we were part of Sweden back then...

    • @sharkronical
      @sharkronical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Austria and Sweden back then: "Time to reinforce our rule in our parts of Europe"
      Austria (after WWII) and Sweden (after Napoleon): "we were bad, but now we're neutral"

    • @johanrunfeldt7174
      @johanrunfeldt7174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@sharkronical We were badass, but now we're neutral.

    • @david23854
      @david23854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not too far off from what actually went down. They went there and celebrated, got drunk as hell and looted half of the city

  • @jvteam3095
    @jvteam3095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3148

    Loved the part when Sabaton's lead singer showed up at 4:09

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      What s the joke? What does sabaton have to do with the 30 y war?

    • @jvteam3095
      @jvteam3095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      Sabaton is Swedish, and their song "The Lion From The North" is about the topic immediately being discussed

    • @Malos_
      @Malos_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@jvteam3095 *Gott Mit uns

    • @jvteam3095
      @jvteam3095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      ​@@Malos_ The Lion from the North is also about the Swedish intervention in the 30 years war though

    • @rkmurphy5648
      @rkmurphy5648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@jvteam3095 There's also "A lifetime of war" which is just about the 30 years war in general.

  • @andreap8343
    @andreap8343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    "miserable" is a very soft definition for what was life for civilians during the 30 years war. According to statistics, the percentage of civilian and military casualties in the HRE was bigger than the one nazi Germany suffered during WW2, just to put things in perspective.
    It was a war like no one before, and although it didn't see much complex territorial changes or repentine fall of empires, can be seen as the beginning of what Europe will be for the following 300 years: the rise of France, Netherland, Sweden, the decline of Imperial Spain and the HRE, who finally abandoned the (super cool but ultimately impossible) idea of a unified Europe under Habsburg rule, much modern ideas regarding diplomacy, religious liberty and military warfare, and most important, it ended once and for all the so called Religious Wars in Europe.

    • @richmondmemedepot7180
      @richmondmemedepot7180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More casualties in the HRE alone? Damn

    • @stevemc01
      @stevemc01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Given the differences in medieval/modern warfare, that's brutal...

    • @theraxo1137
      @theraxo1137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Not more casualties, higher percentage of casualties but still its brutal.

    • @Toujeo
      @Toujeo ปีที่แล้ว +15

      up to 8 million people died and germany saw a population decline of over 50%

    • @buddermonger2000
      @buddermonger2000 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The nazis actually didn't suffer that much in terms of civilian casualties during the war, so that's not actually a great comparison as I think under a million civilian casualties were suffered by the nazis since the war was primarily fought beyond its own borders (as well as roughly 5 million military casualties out of a population of over 80 million). Remember that to get to Russia, Germany first had to get through Poland and that Germany wasn't actually reached until early 1945, where they capitulated in less than 5 months. In comparison, the Germans were in Russia until late 1943 and into 1944 and in Poland until 1945.
      The second world War was primarily destructive in the East where it was industrial warfare for many years. Roughly 45 million of the 70 million deaths of WW2 were in Russia and China. And then I think an extra 6 million or so died in Poland.

  • @ronaldderooij1774
    @ronaldderooij1774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    I love the word "defenestration". We don't have that in Dutch, I believe. But on the other hand, we had the audacity to eat our prime minster in those days. Which is rather unconventional as well.

    • @watching99134
      @watching99134 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Dutch have always hated waste, why just kill someone when you can also eat him?

    • @stephenwright8824
      @stephenwright8824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      _Defenestration_ was the word my college German professor used to introduce the German word for window, _Fenster._ I had personally heard neither word before. (This was in 1991.)

    • @lupen_rein
      @lupen_rein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      In German there's the word "Fenstersturz", a compound word from window and fall

    • @ronaldderooij1774
      @ronaldderooij1774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lupen_rein Danke! Ich finde aber "Defenestration" etwas mehr "Classy".

    • @gertvanderstraaten6352
      @gertvanderstraaten6352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We kunnen er 'ontvenstering' van maken. Maar volgens wikipedia is het defenestratie.

  • @evalpenguin8797
    @evalpenguin8797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2753

    video quality 10/10
    Sabaton references 20/10
    MOAR DAKKA *40.000/10*

    • @Johann_Gambolputty_of_Ulm
      @Johann_Gambolputty_of_Ulm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      But the death of Gustavus Adolphus proves there is nevah enuf dakka 🙁

    • @lewesc
      @lewesc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Somewhere in history some army painted their fast moving things red.
      And when this channel summarizes it, I will be a happy man.

    • @evalpenguin8797
      @evalpenguin8797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@lewesc u got it da wrong way rond ya git u paint stuf red so it gos fasta no da fasta stuf red cose itz fasta

    • @edwardcollier7218
      @edwardcollier7218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WAAAAGH!!!!

    • @thomaswilliamruston
      @thomaswilliamruston 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cuius regio eius religio.

  • @merrittanimation7721
    @merrittanimation7721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1672

    I like how the picture in Ferdinand's house is just anti- Turk sign

    • @dams6829
      @dams6829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I somehow took it as anti Muslim but your one makes sense too.

    • @kwazooplayingguardsman5615
      @kwazooplayingguardsman5615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@dams6829 no to both.

    • @savioblanc
      @savioblanc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Every Muslim was a considered a Turk at that time, so it's the same

    • @s871-c1q
      @s871-c1q 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I'm sure it was a reference to the Ottoman Sultan.

    • @widodoakrom7032
      @widodoakrom7032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thought Ottoman still powerful state untill 1699😂🤣🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨👍

  • @HenningGu
    @HenningGu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    0:56 they supposedly landed in a pile of dung.
    Or were carried by angels, depending on which side you ask.

    • @thetruereality2
      @thetruereality2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      👍👍🤞😁

    • @farasbanas9564
      @farasbanas9564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The most likely reason is that the windows aren't particularly high

    • @farasbanas9564
      @farasbanas9564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Biracial Boy there are windows to that building and it's not that high
      Protestant propaganda says it was a pile of dung
      Catholic propaganda says it was angels

    • @iagreebut4839
      @iagreebut4839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Or maybe they fell from a not-so particularly high building, carried by angels, then landed on a pile of dung?

    • @davidpanton3192
      @davidpanton3192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No shit.

  • @derkaiser420
    @derkaiser420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1816

    A giant European War that didn't involve England. I am shocked.

    • @MNKY80808
      @MNKY80808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Great Britain did officially get involved in the closing years of the war. However, a large number of Scottish noble sons and mercenaries fought on both sides (primarily on the protestant side as protestants themselves, but fighting for the Habsburgs meant more money) from the beginning of the war to it's end.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      The English were carrying on a tax strike at the time so they weren't
      able to fight a war.
      When they finally went to war it was against each other.

    • @joellaz9836
      @joellaz9836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      derkaiser420
      The English civil war had strong religious undertones. There was a great hatred of the wife of Charles I, who was catholic and people thought there was a conspiracy to make England catholic again.

    • @fullmetalalchemist9126
      @fullmetalalchemist9126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Or Russia

    • @fredbarker9201
      @fredbarker9201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joella Z agreed when I read a book on Charles I I can see the civil war is very religious. But also about challenging absolutism in kings

  • @ViscountAlexOfTheHorsePeople
    @ViscountAlexOfTheHorsePeople 6 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    A time of religion and war. Legends tell the tale of a lion...

    • @spikethompson2000
      @spikethompson2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      This beast in the shape of a man with a dream to rule sea and land

    • @thebutzel9752
      @thebutzel9752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      All those who stand in his way will die by god and victorious arms

    • @theseabassi9638
      @theseabassi9638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      With the righteous that follow him south, once more, set ashore, to war

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Legends have taught, battles fought,
      This lion has no fear at heart

    • @cavaleirocatolico4665
      @cavaleirocatolico4665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Lion come forth, come from the north, come from the north.

  • @brilliantloewe
    @brilliantloewe ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I'm German and the thirty-year-war is quite a big topic in German schools. I had it as a topic for a half year and I can say that I learned equally, if not more about the thirty-year-war in this ten minute video than in school. Keep up the good work 👍

    • @PsychoMachTricks
      @PsychoMachTricks ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Are the schools in German nice?

    • @arnaldoenriquez6191
      @arnaldoenriquez6191 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As an American, this just sounds like public education lacks everywhere

    • @Florian-yk8vg
      @Florian-yk8vg ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arnaldoenriquez6191 tbf also most kids in middleschool just dont care too much about history with obscure european states that dont exist anymore. thats why many ppl tend to not remember much about stuff from middle school lessons i guess.

    • @charles2521
      @charles2521 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@arnaldoenriquez6191 American schools are more concerned with nationalist indoctrination, perhaps that's why American minds are moslty immigrants.

    • @charles2521
      @charles2521 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@PsychoMachTricks I don't know about the German schools themselves, but I've heard that the German education system does everything it can to prevent social mobility. So if you get bad grades at the age of 6, you won't get a second chance as an adult.

  • @nathanjay83
    @nathanjay83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    Bohemians had a clever way of countering that, by throwing his representatives out of a 3rd storey window. Lol

    • @Wanys123
      @Wanys123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think we did it like 3 or 4 times throughtout history( I am not sure cuz there was either 3 but only 2 are like called "defenestration of prague", or there is 4 and only 3 are like significant and named...)

    • @mokkorista
      @mokkorista 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Coz we in Bohemia have a saying: (If) You kick them throughout the door, they'll return through the window. This is a preventive action.

    • @xeanderman6688
      @xeanderman6688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Wanys123 we can do it again

    • @nathanjay83
      @nathanjay83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Wanys123 There have been a few local representative that knocked on my door I would have loved to thrown from a 3rd storey window. lol I bet its therapeutic :)

    • @sharoneisenberg2274
      @sharoneisenberg2274 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t forget the St. Bartholomew’s Day Massacre in France, which also saw people being thrown out of windows!

  • @onkelkonkel5
    @onkelkonkel5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    5:20 If you are to be picky, his horse, named Streiff, wasn’t actually killed but only wounded at the battle. He did however succumb to his wounds and died the next year. His body was stuffed and he is still on display at the Royal Armory in Stockholm.

    • @Stanl3y_
      @Stanl3y_ 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That’s kinda wholesome

    • @AgathaJones-d6u
      @AgathaJones-d6u 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      i didn't see the horse part of that and was like....wait what, that's horrifying

  • @GUNSLINGER47L
    @GUNSLINGER47L 4 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    "they needed some one to blame and they had one group in mind"
    me:the jews ?
    "witches"
    wait what?

    • @Argentvs
      @Argentvs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Protestants actually killed thousands over thousands of women despite the propaganda against the Spanish. The inquisition outright ignored such claims as nonsense and even finned people for doing it.

    • @remydubard2229
      @remydubard2229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @ily-u3w
      @ily-u3w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here

    • @katarina9064
      @katarina9064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Argentvs based?

    • @Argentvs
      @Argentvs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@katarina9064 History. Google it. The Spanish Inquisition gave a 2 weeks notice and dismissed almost all denounces. In fact it condemned more people for false accusations than else. Witchcraft were outright ignored and accusers were heavily fined.
      Death sentences were appealed by calling the Inquisition, as people saw it more fair when the nobles in towns were unjust.
      Also they made crimes go away simply by bribing the inquisitors.
      They were more occupy in finding foreign spies and political plots, their main job was that, like a secret police.

  • @MrGazlo
    @MrGazlo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Lots of region in the HRE lost around 60% to 80% of their population during this time and the death toll was massive for the time (although mainly from disease, way more than from actual combat or pillage).

    • @Mitaka.Kotsuka
      @Mitaka.Kotsuka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Illness in war (specially old wars) was serious bussiness. I believe General disease was a major player in every war all the way up to the crimean war.

  • @viktor9988
    @viktor9988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    What is impressive with Sweden's military organisation during that time - the King himself dies on the battlefield - still the swedes just kept on winning battle after battle through the war and they were almost always outnumbered. Many great generals and impressive logistics right there.

    • @e.d.1642
      @e.d.1642 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never play Swedish chess.

    • @MysticMelody333
      @MysticMelody333 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look at Sweden now though.

    • @bluestone9726
      @bluestone9726 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​​@@MysticMelody333Life here's pretty sweet tbh. Don't know where you're from, but odds are living standards in Sweden are higher on average.

    • @quandangle9397
      @quandangle9397 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bluestone9726 as a Swede, we got a massive immigration problem but other then that yeah life is pretty good

    • @gengis737
      @gengis737 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Swede used a conscript system, instead of hiring mercenaries. With religious and solidarity pressure of the community, each soldier had to behave in battle. Also, harsher living conditions in Scandinavia made them tougher soldiers (like the Russians later).

  • @whiteoctober4582
    @whiteoctober4582 6 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    I love you for the Sabaton references
    GUSTAVUS ADOLPHUS GO FORTH
    LIBERA IMPERA
    AUGUSTA PER ANGUSTA

    • @edvindenbeste2587
      @edvindenbeste2587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      R/suddenlysabaton

    • @leef8433
      @leef8433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually there is a song about that battle called "Gott Mit Uns" by Sabaton.

    • @11mousa
      @11mousa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, Libera et impera as well as augusta per angusta were references by Sabaton also.

  • @Carewolf
    @Carewolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Also Christian IV was an brilliant architect and terribly general. He managed to get the entire Danish army caught in a valley fighting not a two side battle, but a battle on three fronts all uphill...
    He lost.

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The Danish Monarchy from around that point and going forward another two hundred some years, had a lot of rough quirks.

  • @RedditzGG
    @RedditzGG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    4:09
    Joakim: GOTT MIT UNS, AS WE ALL STAND UNITED, ALL TOGETHER, GOTT MIT UNS

    • @CaptainActually1
      @CaptainActually1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ironically, that's the only song he doesn't sing.

    • @friday26th
      @friday26th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CaptainActually1 he tends to sing noch ein bier, we all drink united, all together noch ein bier

    • @williamtoner8674
      @williamtoner8674 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      we've got mittens too

    • @losisansgaming2628
      @losisansgaming2628 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@CaptainActually1wdym? He's the main singer of the group and I can hear him singing every time I hear the song

    • @Massivegenius69
      @Massivegenius69 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@losisansgaming2628 You're both wrong, Joakim sings the chorus and but Peter Tägtgren sings the verses.

  • @JohnnyLodge2
    @JohnnyLodge2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    That no sultan poster in the background is highlight of the video.

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Are you kidding me? the 0:40 is the highlight by far.
      Still tho, that's a good close second.

  • @xaviersaavedra7442
    @xaviersaavedra7442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    In the span of 29 years and eleven months. One of the most deadly wars ravaged Europe. What should we name this war?

    • @dams6829
      @dams6829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      29 years and 11 months war.

    • @SobQuaza
      @SobQuaza 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dams6829 derp

    • @MaxTheCat-eh5ts
      @MaxTheCat-eh5ts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Xavier Saavedra the despacito war

    • @xaviersaavedra7442
      @xaviersaavedra7442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dams
      Nah let’s round it so our war can seem longer

    • @vasilisdouklias6992
      @vasilisdouklias6992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "The almost but not quite 30 years war"

  • @serubyne57
    @serubyne57 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    _Alexa, play The Lion of The North by Sabaton_

  • @Lord_GenericCan
    @Lord_GenericCan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    i am happy to see the sabaton reference

  • @belfigue
    @belfigue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Great video but you left the Franco Spanish war up in the air. What happened with Catalonia and Portugal. The 30’s war was also the demise of the Spanish hegemony in Europe to France

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    HAS MAN GONE INSANE
    A FEW WILL REMAIN
    WHO'LL LIVE ONE MORE DAY
    THROUGH DECADES OF WAR

    • @baldkevindurant
      @baldkevindurant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It spreads like disease
      There’s no sign of peace
      Religion and Greed
      Costs millions to bleed
      Three decades of war

    • @j.a.pelaez6435
      @j.a.pelaez6435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Easily one of the most saddest lyrics in a Sabaton song

    • @marsultor3044
      @marsultor3044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The 225677th Fragment of the Man-Emperor of Mankind Sabaton shows up at 4:08

  • @Yora21
    @Yora21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Miserable" is indeed putting is very mildly.

  • @annachi8426
    @annachi8426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    You are saving the AP European History grade every day and I would just like to thank you for how much time and effort you have put into these videos. You're a rockstar.

  • @Bufoferrata
    @Bufoferrata 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    One of the most complex struggles in European history distilled down to 10 minutes. Sheer brilliance. Pity about Gustavus' horse. He's now stuffed and stands in a museum in Stockholm. What price glory?

  • @mantis2048
    @mantis2048 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I'm so glad you made this video. A war with catastrophic losses that shaped modern Europe and in America we barely cover it.

  • @MrKingkez
    @MrKingkez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The fact this man uses MORE DAKA as his way of showing overwhelming fire power, as a chaos and work player of 40k gets my approval :) And my sub

  • @HistoryMatters
    @HistoryMatters  6 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Just to let everyone know, the sound is a bit off in parts because I've recently moved and have yet to set up a proper recording area. I think TH-cam is rolling out the ability to edit the voice over for videos so I'll fix that when everything is sorted. I am also aware I butchered many of the pronunciations so if you could correct some for me to fix later that would be much appreciated.

    • @HistoryMatters
      @HistoryMatters  6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      The French Wars of Religion were my specialisation at University so I'd love to at some point.

    • @nikolay4101-s7r
      @nikolay4101-s7r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Small mistake - 1:12
      I think saxony was divided in 2 parts (A kingdom and an Electorate) at that time
      I'm not 100% sure though

    • @americana_incarnate1717
      @americana_incarnate1717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nice sabaton reference.

    • @varana
      @varana 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nikolay Tsankov: Saxony was divided - between an Electorate, and several duchies to the West of it (modern-day Thuringia). The territory highlighted in the map is the Electorate which became a kingdom only in the early 19th century under Napoleon's influence. At the time of the 30 Years War, Bohemia was the only kingdom in the HRE.

    • @cheydinal5401
      @cheydinal5401 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In "Osnabrück", the emphasis is on the "brück", not the "Osna", I live only a few kilometers away from there. Your pronunciation of the "ü" vowel is pretty good though.
      Also could you make a video about all the massive geopolitical changes that happened after the end of WWII? I'l thinking from the Conference of Yalta, the founding of democratic as well as communist Germany and Japan, the establishment of the Eastern Bloc and NATO, to the Chinese Civil War, and of course importantly also the new international monetary orders with Breton Woods and such, and UN

  • @vitorluigi2911
    @vitorluigi2911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Martin Luther: The church is corrupt and it will need a reformation
    All of Europe: *TRIGGERED*
    Gustavus Adolphus: You mad?
    All of Europe: *NOT TRIGGERED ANYMORE*

    • @7636kei
      @7636kei 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      More like 'so busy being triggered that they didn't note him triggering again' :(

    • @su_morenito_1948
      @su_morenito_1948 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Victor Luigi no

    • @jav1843
      @jav1843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Meh you know Gustavus was a really skilled tactician but after his death the swedish troops didnt perform well at all,for example in Nordlingen they were destroyed by the spanish tercios using equiment and tactics 100 years obsolete

    • @su_morenito_1948
      @su_morenito_1948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jav how were the 100 years obsolete if they literally were 100 years old lol

    • @minutemen_in_t-605
      @minutemen_in_t-605 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      PLC: You guys have problems with religions?

  • @Grymbaldknight
    @Grymbaldknight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "More Dakka"
    It pleases me that you know about Warhammer 40k, Ten Minute History. It seems fitting somehow.

  • @Heidepixie
    @Heidepixie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love that the horses either go by very quickly or are put behind other characters.

  • @marlonmoncrieffe0728
    @marlonmoncrieffe0728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    One of my favorite movies is 'The Last Valley' (1971) from writer/director, James Clavell, who was also a bestselling historical novelist.
    The film is the story about two very different men; Vogel, a wandering loner (Omar Sharif) and The Captain, leader of a band of mercenaries (Michael Caine) who both stumble upon a hidden valley untouched by the devastating Thirty Years' War around it.

  • @christianbuffum-robbins8904
    @christianbuffum-robbins8904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    I'm early, better make a joke.
    The unity of the Christian Church.

    • @matheuroux5134
      @matheuroux5134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Atleast it's not as bad as the Sunni-Shia split still causing war to this very day

    • @electroflame6188
      @electroflame6188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      >everyone that doesn't share my exact belief is a heretic
      rather representative of christian thought in general tbh

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Electroflame 618 I mean, seeing as this was the last major European campaign were religion played a large part, that at least says sometime.

    • @alecblunden8615
      @alecblunden8615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Divine EuropaThe Christian Church is united as one, holy, catholic and Apostolic. Such a pity the Latin church meets none of these marks of the church as postulated by the Nicene Father's.

    • @matheuroux5134
      @matheuroux5134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@travelmaniak3127 oh so Sunni and Shia love each other today? Ha ha. Like Iran and Saudi Arabia love each other?

  • @General_Dave_1
    @General_Dave_1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Omg you added a Sabaton Reference, Officially best History TH-camr Ever.

    • @alphamikeomega5728
      @alphamikeomega5728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not one but two

    • @pallabicollectionsvlog
      @pallabicollectionsvlog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      See Oversimplified

    • @CaptainActually1
      @CaptainActually1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think Extra History references the song Shiroyama, in their series on the same event. (And everything that lead up to it)

    • @ZalvionProductions
      @ZalvionProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also a warhammer 40k reference

  • @thegreenroom8878
    @thegreenroom8878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I was struggling with this topic and your video really helped me to understand it. THANK YOU!!!

    • @Linki8uu
      @Linki8uu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I used this video to study for a ap European history test on the 30 years war I passed

  • @hi_austin
    @hi_austin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Ten Minute History coming through in the clutch turning this mediocre Sunday into a tolerable one.

  • @Aufenthalt
    @Aufenthalt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The most clear report on the thirty years war I saw. Congratulations.

  • @jjrj8568
    @jjrj8568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The cruelties inflicted upon civilians show how dangerous employing mostly mercenaries and low-income soldiers is.
    Most shameful war in Europe until 1939-45.

  • @jampe1965
    @jampe1965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    you forgot to mention swiss independance at the treaty of westphalia

    • @j0nas469
      @j0nas469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @George Manjgaladze but until 1648 it was still part of the hre

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @George Manjgaladze
      It took a long time for the Hapsburgs to acknowledge that.

    • @watching99134
      @watching99134 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@j0nas469 Hence his reference to the Peace of Westphalia.

  • @isakferm7686
    @isakferm7686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    5:18 RIP Streiff, the actual name of the horse 🐎

  • @roryo1970
    @roryo1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of the most complex conflicts ever. You nailed it. Quite brilliant summary,

  • @TheNorthie
    @TheNorthie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The only question I have is what is to be done with Luxembourg? It seems they forgot about it

    • @timfortune9
      @timfortune9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Half will go to Sweden and the other half will go to France. Peace in Europe forever!
      ...Oh coitus, we forgot the Balkans.

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A lot of conflicts really spark from unexpected events, from meeting at the third floor, being late as a chauffeur, and even flunking out of Art School

  • @wfcoaker1398
    @wfcoaker1398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Don’t piss off the Czechs, they’ll heave you out a window!

    • @libzbond
      @libzbond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Our ship Lusitania How are you still allive, I thought the Germans sank you

    • @obiwankenobi4252
      @obiwankenobi4252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Imagine if, after the Munich Conference before WW2, they just yeeted the German representatives out of a window

    • @wfcoaker1398
      @wfcoaker1398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@obiwankenobi4252 The Third Defenestration of Prague. Lol

    • @libzbond
      @libzbond 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@obiwankenobi4252 You got the high ground!

    • @pavel6688
      @pavel6688 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wfcoaker1398 Actually 1618 was the Third Defenestration of Prague. The video is incorrect.

  • @NickC-Ohio
    @NickC-Ohio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yours are the only videos on TH-cam which I actually watch at 3/4ths speed instead of speeding it up like I might for other videos to suit my craving for rapid information.

  • @Kaiser_Wilhelm_IV.
    @Kaiser_Wilhelm_IV. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's quite funny and worth mentioning that there even was a historical Third Defenestration of Prague. Seems to be some kind of national sports there.

  • @samlund8543
    @samlund8543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5:20 Hey, I remember reading that comment about the horse! Glad to see you followed through!

  • @PatrickAllenNL
    @PatrickAllenNL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I'm happy to live now rather then 400 years ago

    • @marcovtjev
      @marcovtjev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@henrik4630 Tell that to the Southern Provinces. They were devastated several times, and would be in war several times after that in Louis XIV's wars. In those times even an allied army passing through is a problem.

    • @sharoneisenberg2274
      @sharoneisenberg2274 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lt Fuckwit Or climate change or corona. Those are also big threats. Still, we’re probably better off now than in the 17th century, what with the Little Ice Age and the General Crisis

    • @williamrachello3699
      @williamrachello3699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sharoneisenberg2274 can you honestly think that Coronavirus even remotely compares to the death and destruction pervasive back then? Go back to your SUV, soy latte and air conditioned house, and keep wondering why you have it so hard.

    • @MrMajsterixx
      @MrMajsterixx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      iam czech, tell me about that.

    • @lucasstrucker7680
      @lucasstrucker7680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrMajsterixx yep im from germany and i live in magdeburg the city got a massacre in the time over 95% of his population got killed (was one of the biggest cities in Germany)

  • @jiddick
    @jiddick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that you have Joakim walk past when you discuss the battle of Breitenfeld!!!

  • @robertabrahamsen9076
    @robertabrahamsen9076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Amusing and substantially accurate summary, but I didn't notice anything about Bavarian involvement in the war, which complicated and arguably prolonged the war. Also, I think the peasant revolts in Austria are worth noting. And finally, emperor Matthias less appointed the fanatical Ferdinand as his successor than was effectively ousted by him.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good point. I believe Tilly's army was substantially Bavarian.

  • @mauricedesaxe1745
    @mauricedesaxe1745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I also highly recommend Wilson's "Europe's Tragedy: A New History of the Thirty Years' War", the level of detail is remarkable.

  • @TheFlamemaster900
    @TheFlamemaster900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Loving the Sabaton References :D

  • @Martin-jk2ng
    @Martin-jk2ng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Whenever one of the guys holds up a sign that says "Soon" with that squinty eyed stare, it always makes me laugh.

  • @MaxG4880
    @MaxG4880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Brilliant!! I love the videos in this channel, but the Sabaton cameo made this one that much more special!

  • @hungryepicboys8895
    @hungryepicboys8895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Treaty of Münster is one of two cool historical events that happened in my hometown and they will not let u forget it

  • @badoodadoodadoo7653
    @badoodadoodadoo7653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Funny that when you said life was miserable I played another video and got an ad that jingled: *”THE PAST, NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD!”*

  • @tomweiss9600
    @tomweiss9600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ah, humanity at its best, thanks for cheering me up!

  • @Trambo1997
    @Trambo1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Gustav Adolphus re-invented warfare during that time period with his cannons and firepower improvements. Not to mention tactical genius.

  • @gunnerjensen5998
    @gunnerjensen5998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Your illustration style is great! I love the humor you're able to add to an educational video. This is like the 10th video in a row I've watched.

  • @Br1ckbuster
    @Br1ckbuster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ok... how you managed to condense all of that into 10 mins is quite amazing. Learnt a lot as well!

  • @austinhornbeck5060
    @austinhornbeck5060 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Lol, Joacim Broden chasing the Catholics XD 10/10

  • @DogWalkerBill
    @DogWalkerBill 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    WOW! You are GOOD! I read "The Thirty Years War (New York Review Books Classics)" by C. V. Wedgwood and it was a long slog for me! And confusing: So many Ferdinands and Fredericks that I couldn't keep track of who's who!
    Ferdinand II, Holy Roman Emperor's slogan should have been MTHREGA (Make The Holy Roman Empire Great Again!)
    From the book I read, the 30 Years War ended after all the original antagonists (like Ferdinand II) died and all the powers that be were too exhausted to continue. And the German states were a ruin of barren farms, dead bodies and starving people.
    Ten minutes! You are REALLY good!

  • @shanemize3775
    @shanemize3775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great video! To sum up one of the most insane, complicated wars in history in 10 minutes in a way that is easy to understand and is enjoyable, too, is just amazing. Got to love the ghost horse and the the out the window bit, picture of the sultan crossed out, etc. Too darn funny! I love your videos. Just not enough of them. That's the only problem with them. Lol. Please keep the outstanding videos coming and God bless you, my friend!

  • @slav1467
    @slav1467 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    4:08 Goddamn you for inserting that Sabaton reference. 😊

  • @billymartin2220
    @billymartin2220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Could you do a video on the decline of Poland lithuania?

    • @Kunumbah1
      @Kunumbah1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Essentially Lithuania rose because the collapse of the Golden Horde left a shit ton of real estate. There power and influence decreased over time because they weren’t gobbling up land as fast as Muscovy. Eventually they were like fuck it and United with Poland. Then over time after kicking some German, Muscovite , and Turkish ass they got their ass handed to them by Sweden. Then they got gobbled up by Austria, Prussia, and Russia the end.

  • @Oyrou
    @Oyrou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Love seeing Joakim Brodén at 4:09

  • @LocalHeretic-ck1kd
    @LocalHeretic-ck1kd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Poor horse of Gustavus Adolphus! Let he be remembered.
    Also: MORE DAKKA!!!

  • @lorenzogabutti8303
    @lorenzogabutti8303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for explaining such a complicated war so effectively! 👏 Great job!

    • @kicapanmanis1060
      @kicapanmanis1060 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I missed the days when he made 10 minute videos. The format was more entertaining. I'm fine with him making shorter ones (not everything needed 10 minutes) but wish he made some from time to time.

  • @gensaikawakami341
    @gensaikawakami341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, so this one's gonna take a few rewatches...my favourite kind of video

  • @lagianna100
    @lagianna100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When your conquest of a single province turns into a devastating conflict that pulls in all the European Powers

  • @snowcraft-d3d
    @snowcraft-d3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The "More dakka" sign got a chuckle out of me.

  • @swedichboy1000
    @swedichboy1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:27 Sweden to Denmark: Let me show you how it´s done.

  • @tigertankgaming1606
    @tigertankgaming1606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    4:09 sweden use sabaton...
    result: total victory!!

  • @miniDwarfB0y
    @miniDwarfB0y 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great job mate! I studied and wrote my third year dissertation on the TYW at University just last year, really enjoy the vids mate, keep it up!

  • @sykeraid4944
    @sykeraid4944 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Tercio? More like Terci-go."
    Hah. I get it.

  • @hf3923
    @hf3923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how it took a 30 year war to end an 80 year war

  • @sebastianarnold948
    @sebastianarnold948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m simple. I see Sabaton, I click like. A time of religion and war, legends tell a tale of a LION

  • @paulsoldner9500
    @paulsoldner9500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I've read some accounts of the sufferings of the peasants during the war and it's heartrending and utterly horrific. Pretty much every army participated in oppressing the people just living in the lands, which were often done for celebration of victory or anger over defeat. It's nearly as bad as was the Soviets did when they invaded Eastern Europe and Germany at the end of WW2

  • @user-lo8hn9rt1m
    @user-lo8hn9rt1m 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "This is not the first time people have been thrown out of windows for religious reasons"
    Ded

  • @dtice69
    @dtice69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Man, the Germans in the 20th century sure were angry at their neighbors. I wonder what caused all that."
    "Oh, I dunno..."

    • @nwlpoku0174
      @nwlpoku0174 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      1871 caused all that

  • @matanuskabutler7566
    @matanuskabutler7566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that I've only just noticed the singer of Sabaton taking part in Breitenfeld....

  • @Greystar2426
    @Greystar2426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’ve read so much of the 1632 franchise that I forgot what the actual 30 years war looked like without biplanes and ironclads

  • @OrkarIsberEstar
    @OrkarIsberEstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    omg that Sabbaton reference kills me XD Great Job with Joachim Broden

  • @ewantaylor2758
    @ewantaylor2758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When visiting Prague, stay clear of the windows

  • @gsthomas187
    @gsthomas187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:08 Nice Sabaton cameo, I love it.

  • @levinb1
    @levinb1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    @0:07 Map of HRe should include both Nederlands and Switzerland, they were still part of HRe officially until Peace of Westphalia.

    • @jobfranschman8436
      @jobfranschman8436 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      B. Levin but in practice the Netherlands was not part of it... so its better to not included them

    • @oddballsok
      @oddballsok 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      negative..HRE /Spain had no effective rule over Netherland provinces since...around 1595 i would say (1568 start of rebellion..many battles...but by 1600 only PERIPHERY battles (in "belgium" area).
      The west phalia treaty, is only that a PAPER confirming the status, so that neither spain nor HRE can LAY CLAIM on Netherlands.
      Compare American revolution, Indonesian independence, Soviet revolution; Vietnam, etc..
      There is a difference between losing effective rule/control over a country and the moment of officially/legally confirming loss of rights/control over that country.

  • @jovanblom7742
    @jovanblom7742 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is exactly what I was looking for - thank you!

  • @FBIagentObama
    @FBIagentObama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *OPENS WINDOW WITH RELIGIOUS INTENT*

  • @RC-xl8se
    @RC-xl8se 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There are a few inaccuracies:
    -It was the third defenestration of Prague and not the second.
    -Matthias was still in charge during the defenestration: the succession was in 1619 not 1617.

  • @GabrielAlejandroZorrilla
    @GabrielAlejandroZorrilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love the channel! History has been never do funny, keep the work going!

  • @gomahklawm4446
    @gomahklawm4446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh how I miss these longer, more in-depth videos.

  • @charliespurr7325
    @charliespurr7325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Bohemians had a clever way of countering this...

  • @Tomfooleryman57
    @Tomfooleryman57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gosh the Sabaton reference is pure GOLD