How to TALK like a PRISONER ( prison slang )

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  • @Ben-pz7wo
    @Ben-pz7wo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4630

    7 years in prison gives a life time of stories, he'll never run out

    • @K04L44
      @K04L44 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Ben .-. So True

    • @hannahyoung2137
      @hannahyoung2137 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Ben .-. I hope not! My favorite channel by far.

    • @Chackychannel
      @Chackychannel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ben .-. yea

    • @spaceoutmisfit1738
      @spaceoutmisfit1738 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      his stories are entertaining

    • @pelvistew
      @pelvistew 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      And once he's done, I'll rewatch

  • @Livejkdie
    @Livejkdie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1991

    It would be great if they screamed "MARCO!' followed by all the other inmates saying "POLO!" when the guards came in. LOL

    • @RexMuffin
      @RexMuffin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Livejkdie You deserve far more likes hahahaha

    • @kevinsparks5745
      @kevinsparks5745 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Livejkdie lmao

    • @Bammah_
      @Bammah_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Livejkdie it would be better if one person yelled "MARCO!!!" And some random person was like "Yeah? What do you need?"

    • @the_storyteller_1431
      @the_storyteller_1431 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I was thinking the same thing! lol

    • @justinjohnson4312
      @justinjohnson4312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Livejkdie omg my college professor does that when she wants us to be quiet

  • @thyduck7542
    @thyduck7542 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1941

    I better not get jailed because my Judicakes are top quality.

    • @orbitxgalaxy697
      @orbitxgalaxy697 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thy Duck jajajaja im done

    • @oddyoffdahill3343
      @oddyoffdahill3343 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thy Duck my judicakes are hairy 🤢

    • @420cm
      @420cm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i'd love to taste your judicakes

    • @thevoidking5822
      @thevoidking5822 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thy Duck mine are blue

    • @kaidenbidinost353
      @kaidenbidinost353 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thy Duck coming from thy duck

  • @11natalie28
    @11natalie28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Instructions weren’t clear, “junycakes” were stolen

    • @Trash.baby.2004
      @Trash.baby.2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      N it’s okay. We’ll find your juny cakes.

    • @randomgurl812
      @randomgurl812 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      circuswannabe lmao

    • @sskies4972
      @sskies4972 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      circuswannabe yo i found em

    • @richardnguyen9584
      @richardnguyen9584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anakin Skywalker can I have rhem

    • @grugg3108
      @grugg3108 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      F

  • @mr.potatomanlol4033
    @mr.potatomanlol4033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    That camera needs a restraining order

    • @instantgeff4685
      @instantgeff4685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *LMAO*
      *BOI*

    • @gopackgo988
      @gopackgo988 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@instantgeff4685 m

    • @gopackgo988
      @gopackgo988 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      N

    • @khas6835
      @khas6835 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It has 666 likes lmfao dont like it plzzz

  • @philtru
    @philtru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    *leans in even closer to the camera*

    • @nicksmith522
      @nicksmith522 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      SeeTheCity *jump cut*
      *even closer*
      *jump cake*
      *further away*

    • @magicmango-vs6hi
      @magicmango-vs6hi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nick Smith
      jump cake ?

    • @alissanicole1420
      @alissanicole1420 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i like your profile pic.

  • @metawarp7446
    @metawarp7446 6 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    *PLEASE COME CLOSER TO THE CAMERA*

  • @gianisamaria8699
    @gianisamaria8699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    Tekashi 69 is taking notes right now😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @anprimgang4335
      @anprimgang4335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Funny you say that since he's in prison now

    • @mikeyboy3266
      @mikeyboy3266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Charles Blanson bruh that was the joke

    • @izzy-zw9zl
      @izzy-zw9zl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao pretty sure he got out

    • @ownthevoid
      @ownthevoid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@izzy-zw9zl he didn't get out. He's still sitting in a cell 24/7. So what are you talking about?

    • @unknownwrld2228
      @unknownwrld2228 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @kermitthetoad9093
    @kermitthetoad9093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Zoom zooms and wam wams? What is this, gangster preschool?

    • @janetheordinary
      @janetheordinary 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kermit The Toad XD

    • @daddeto
      @daddeto 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea bruh, he jackin wrec

    • @JG-xt3zt
      @JG-xt3zt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kermit The Toad lmaooo

    • @k1ngshowoff911
      @k1ngshowoff911 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaoo w

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pee pee and doo doo.

  • @diMNE1g
    @diMNE1g 6 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Instructions not clear, dropped my soap in the shower

    • @diegosilva3927
      @diegosilva3927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      [RT] Fishh More like R.I.P.A

    • @jaek__
      @jaek__ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      just squat

    • @diegosilva3927
      @diegosilva3927 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaek__ But what if you slip on the wet floor?

    • @jaek__
      @jaek__ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diegosilva3927 fall backward

    • @imtheh4cker110
      @imtheh4cker110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Instructions unclear phone stuck in ass

  • @CC-sm9zq
    @CC-sm9zq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    Cops are taking notes right now 😂

    • @cosmoque9483
      @cosmoque9483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bobby Grant The guards need to lol

    • @icedknight968
      @icedknight968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm a cop jk

    • @frledt0ast
      @frledt0ast 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good

    • @RetroPlus
      @RetroPlus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They change the words every day I assume.

    • @sofyebeats7032
      @sofyebeats7032 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @dogslow4448
    @dogslow4448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    love how you made a career out of being in prison.
    smart bro

    • @nolan5879
      @nolan5879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stonks

    • @brucewaynefr
      @brucewaynefr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's white.

    • @dogslow4448
      @dogslow4448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@brucewaynefr ur point?

    • @toxicsaiyan7109
      @toxicsaiyan7109 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brucewaynefr you're as ignorant as they come.

  • @Revival_automotive44
    @Revival_automotive44 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2824

    thanks I'm planning on going to prison this is very helpful

    • @STEP_BACK_3
      @STEP_BACK_3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      john devlin planning?

    • @tact1calbanana388
      @tact1calbanana388 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Snow Flake probably going to court and knows he's going down

    • @buffy8021
      @buffy8021 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      this comment worries me

    • @may-bees
      @may-bees 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      don't drop the soap

    • @mimi-dy8uc
      @mimi-dy8uc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Danta Claus omg😂😂

  • @203roses9
    @203roses9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    *me when I get detention once*

    • @pace8372
      @pace8372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mev this is such an underrated comment

    • @maxstewart1374
      @maxstewart1374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @dezusai9174
      @dezusai9174 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      For real tho

    • @MekhiTheOne
      @MekhiTheOne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've had detention in kindergarten (was for being late too many times)

    • @williamfunes2740
      @williamfunes2740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me after showing up to court for a speeding ticket.

  • @RnSZN
    @RnSZN 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1433

    Who else is watching this like why am I actually watching this

    • @joelzavala8492
      @joelzavala8492 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Frisky same

    • @leggagone833
      @leggagone833 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frisky 666th like you're welcome

    • @insanenova4975
      @insanenova4975 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not far from prison gotta get used to things

    • @mubasora7221
      @mubasora7221 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was just watching k pop stuff and this popped up lmao

    • @LegitAmir
      @LegitAmir 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I went on nick.com with out my parents permission Thats why I'm here

  • @YND5ive
    @YND5ive 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Me: sir be careful
    Him: why
    Me: the floor is wet
    Him:o nah the police looking for me.
    *runs and slips*
    Me:told yah the floor was wet

  • @Chazingdreamz
    @Chazingdreamz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    We used to yell who let the dogs out then everyone started barking

    • @unendingvoid
      @unendingvoid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      DOITALL tv Sounds cool af.

    • @sunnyztmoney
      @sunnyztmoney 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DOITALL tv when the party was right the party was bumpin
      Ayyy yaaah
      A yippie aye oh

    • @stellasarsoni
      @stellasarsoni 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DOITALL tv that is so cool! Lit af

    • @boltsy6525
      @boltsy6525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not cool that they went to prison .

    • @ryanreid1326
      @ryanreid1326 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kizzon pretty sure he didn’t

  • @Cykoid
    @Cykoid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1061

    imagine being in prision with dementia:
    "Checking in! woowoop! floor's wet! woowoop! Waldo Waldo! woowoop!"

    • @judithmurray8220
      @judithmurray8220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      AlphaX You have to watch the video to understand.

    • @urbexri7372
      @urbexri7372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AlphaX r/whoosh

    • @royaltyheroismandthestreets
      @royaltyheroismandthestreets 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      [Cykoid] u mean Tourette’s

    • @justlurkin2489
      @justlurkin2489 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      [Cykoid] That must mean there’s a fuck ton of guards

    • @arthuryan3577
      @arthuryan3577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There are psychiatric centers...

  • @happyhope4665
    @happyhope4665 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2328

    I'm just imagine a guy be like
    ”Aye! Let me eat those junie cakes”😂😂

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I imagine that guy being me asking you that.
      I know you'd let me eat them sweet candies.

    • @tropb6520
      @tropb6520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Emilio M. M. Lol

    • @tola3599
      @tola3599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ARMYYYYYYYYY ! I love how your name is August D but your photo is Jhope 😂

    • @yrlvr4899
      @yrlvr4899 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      My army ass was thinking about literally namjoons ass

    • @powers7266
      @powers7266 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Learn Fucking English Kpop fan

  • @bigburtha3471
    @bigburtha3471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    When you accidentaly dry snitch on every prisoner in america:

    • @TomasPabon
      @TomasPabon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Would that make normal snitching "moist snitching"? cuz I ain't comfortable with that.

    • @jdbombshell6163
      @jdbombshell6163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tomas wtf lmao

    • @pericvasilije7096
      @pericvasilije7096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TomasPabon sorry, what?

    • @TomasPabon
      @TomasPabon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@pericvasilije7096 well he's saying that the dude "dry snitched" a bunch of people, so I made the joke that the opposite would be "moist snitching". Sadly explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, you understand it but you kill it in the process...

    • @morticiaheisenberg9679
      @morticiaheisenberg9679 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TomasPabon 😂😂😂😂😂 made me lol. Thanks man.
      Also, your joke was great. I don't get how someone didn't understand it. Also... wtf is "dry snitching"?

  • @Evo4726
    @Evo4726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1867

    Big bubba😂😂

    • @d_rell13
      @d_rell13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂

    • @pixelmortty2616
      @pixelmortty2616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DangerousDestroyerNation ikr

    • @strickensteel
      @strickensteel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hubba bubba

    • @d_rell13
      @d_rell13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hubba bubba dubba wubba subba tubba dub dub

    • @silicagel1445
      @silicagel1445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NO CLOUT lemme borrow ur suitcase

  • @piresgaming5271
    @piresgaming5271 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1526

    How did I get this recommended what are u trying to tell me TH-cam

    • @piresgaming5271
      @piresgaming5271 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I guess so😉😂

    • @homfri111
      @homfri111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The CIA knows whats on your phone and tablet. Google's just helping out your transition

    • @bandito4492
      @bandito4492 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bpires6868 for real i was just watching anime and got this shit

    • @jaggedcrown666
      @jaggedcrown666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bpires6868 I was wondering the same shit

    • @anoano939
      @anoano939 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bpires6868 Bcause youre black

  • @geebeedee9509
    @geebeedee9509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    "Who's that?"
    "It's my sister."
    "She's hot!"
    "She's 6."
    I swear if something like that actually happens that will be a very awkward moment.

    • @Eli-Channn
      @Eli-Channn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm sure that has happened before

    • @boltp6668
      @boltp6668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Somebody gon get smacked

    • @anarkhiya551
      @anarkhiya551 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Comrade Doggo "did i ask how old she was?"

    • @brothersfromdifferentmothe6273
      @brothersfromdifferentmothe6273 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NormalPerson they’d be a chomo

    • @car_lov3r
      @car_lov3r 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anthonyarcanumsanctumregnu9551 Hol up.

  • @WholesomeLad
    @WholesomeLad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Now how do i talk like a guard?

    • @aldoearredondo3943
      @aldoearredondo3943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Like this
      "he's black arrest him"

    • @cashmoney39k
      @cashmoney39k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aldoearredondo3943 x

    • @straightmelon8792
      @straightmelon8792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw u somewhere

    • @ikbenongesteld7397
      @ikbenongesteld7397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aldoearredondo3943 my hero

    • @chaseofearth9280
      @chaseofearth9280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@aldoearredondo3943 well a guard would be guarding prisoners... Which have already been arrested. So your joke should be more like "hey he's being black, put him in solitary confinement!"

  • @someguy1688
    @someguy1688 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1674

    Why do I feel like I’m preparing myself for prison
    Edit: holy shit thanks for the likes :D

    • @daddyson9104
      @daddyson9104 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sean McGovern because we are my friend

    • @TheOnielBradley
      @TheOnielBradley 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sean McGovern true

    • @GodliRF
      @GodliRF 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Terry Dean unless you're black

    • @bedtales4950
      @bedtales4950 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All those are true but you can always be false accused

    • @validdrip210
      @validdrip210 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sean McGovern same

  • @dr.insanity431
    @dr.insanity431 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    Challenge: Take a shot every time he shoves his face in the camera.

    • @issacfryer3525
      @issacfryer3525 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dr. Insanity how much will you have to spend on alcohol, I don't think I can afford that much

    • @dr.insanity431
      @dr.insanity431 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adolf Hitler Can't buy alcohol, I'm underage :P

    • @juliustw9440
      @juliustw9440 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dr. Insanity Bruh its easy as hell, just ask someone

    • @noseymold9868
      @noseymold9868 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus

    • @carha_goodman4013
      @carha_goodman4013 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr. Insanity well , we are all dead...

  • @casdemeulenaere416
    @casdemeulenaere416 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2718

    Do a video on killing the time in prison

    • @babyboiblue9993
      @babyboiblue9993 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Cas Cd triple OG, great idea!

    • @casdemeulenaere416
      @casdemeulenaere416 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tony Flamingo thanks dude love from belgium

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Cas Cd triple OG great idea bro!😀😎💪💪💪💪

    • @Modzyyyyy
      @Modzyyyyy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cas Cd triple OG please yeees

    • @casdemeulenaere416
      @casdemeulenaere416 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AfterPrisonShow omg i can't believe you just answerd to my idea keep up the good work man (can i get a quick shout out in the next video) love from belgium

  • @0v_x0
    @0v_x0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lit, adjective/slang:
    1) poppin' off, hot, on fire, extreme excitation or circumstances, "yo get up here this party is LIT!"
    2) really cool, mind blowing, or generally awesome. "dude you read about that mantis shrimp thing? man, nature is hella lit."
    3) high as balls.
    4) positive/exciting, in reference to lifestyle. "seeya bro, keep it lit."
    that's what I've picked up anyway

  • @UnboxMaster
    @UnboxMaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Plot twist: I am an undercover prison guard and I will use my newly collected information to bust all prisoners who try to use them...

    • @kzHeri
      @kzHeri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unbox Master sure thing

    • @getinthevankids9790
      @getinthevankids9790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      They use different slang in different prisons fool.

    • @grampsieyt8375
      @grampsieyt8375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unbox Master oh shit!

    • @luvumuchly28
      @luvumuchly28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's why he is lying to you muahahahahha

    • @anonymous9947
      @anonymous9947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Awww Fuck

  • @themoich7620
    @themoich7620 7 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Can't wait for him to lean in so close you only see one eye lol

    • @nathanbrandon3228
      @nathanbrandon3228 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Moich -FUCK-

    • @southsid3609
      @southsid3609 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Moich theclyde webb 😂

    • @0U812.
      @0U812. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m replying 4 years later…. But this was funny 😆

  • @fanaccount197
    @fanaccount197 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1873

    I wonder if prisoners know the meme world.

    • @VictorTheCoolster
      @VictorTheCoolster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Crippling Depression 😂😂😂

    • @Zen_Blu
      @Zen_Blu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Crippling Depression well my mum doesn't understand memes so I would assume prisoners don't either, as they aren't even exposed to them

    • @allthewayalive92
      @allthewayalive92 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I imagine they make their own memes in prison. Prison memes. You can find them on inmate.com

    • @LIK3AB0SSBRO
      @LIK3AB0SSBRO 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Phantasm Art Is that a dating website for people that were arrested

    • @allthewayalive92
      @allthewayalive92 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Skrub L0rd in the video Joe said its a term for prison gossip.

  • @peachyissa3463
    @peachyissa3463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "How you doin' guard? Just prisonin' over here."

  • @lanepoovey826
    @lanepoovey826 8 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Who else loves watching these even though they will probably never go to jail or prison

    • @jonathanemery9557
      @jonathanemery9557 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Poovey Meh

    • @martyjehovah
      @martyjehovah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      shit man you never know. Plenty of people go to prison for shit they didn't even do. Better to know and not need it than it is to need it and not know.

  • @ac.forever886
    @ac.forever886 6 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Tekashi69 preparing for a prisoners sticky going into his blicky

    • @cortexbantamx9729
      @cortexbantamx9729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A&C. Forever no way u just said that😂

    • @yusocrazy5882
      @yusocrazy5882 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      cummo

    • @wootman8133
      @wootman8133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A blicky is a gun...

    • @ac.forever886
      @ac.forever886 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ramen Noodles ok

    • @yusocrazy5882
      @yusocrazy5882 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      put your stiffy in my drum gotti gotti

  • @ryanhaytasingh7559
    @ryanhaytasingh7559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    um haha is it only me or why do i feel as tho I'm preparing to go to prison

    • @smokyloko5629
      @smokyloko5629 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan Haytasingh someone said this already u black troll u look like a Bergen

    • @ryanhaytasingh7559
      @ryanhaytasingh7559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SMokY LOko562 didn't ask u that.

    • @griffinh.966
      @griffinh.966 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      _I am_

    • @kevmmm
      @kevmmm 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      only u

  • @siriansteele1189
    @siriansteele1189 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Joe I watched this when I was 14 and I just rewatched this in 2024 and I still laughed my ass off thanks man for the positive vibes you’ve always gave us ❤️💯

  • @GoldsCovers
    @GoldsCovers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Fuck me, i remember you being at 25-30k subscribers dude. This growth rate is goddamn consistent

    • @ITSTIMETOSTOP
      @ITSTIMETOSTOP 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Blowing up like isis.

    • @norgepalm7315
      @norgepalm7315 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Julio says huh

    • @GoldsCovers
      @GoldsCovers 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im skeptical as fuck, do you have a source?

    • @ITSTIMETOSTOP
      @ITSTIMETOSTOP 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Julio says Why don't you just explain what you mean instead of being cryptic as fuck?

    • @GoldsCovers
      @GoldsCovers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Julio says
      Lol do you think you're being like... cool or something..? Aha aw

  • @Dinosaurusrex-i6l
    @Dinosaurusrex-i6l 7 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    Was about to go to prison for vacation, thanks a million for the tips and tricks! Very helpful

    • @ayungkat2265
      @ayungkat2265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ad Victoriam! NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE BAD!!!!!

    • @pliskin101
      @pliskin101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Get this politics shit out of APS

    • @zoez7549
      @zoez7549 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ad Victoriam! Klappe

    • @sallaj2959
      @sallaj2959 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ad Victoriam! Not everyone is bad in Islam and the religion is not bad itself but believe what you wish just if you have a very disagreeable please keep it to yourself

    • @jinxlasavage3415
      @jinxlasavage3415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know people are saying respect the
      religions and all that but you gotta respect our religion and our rules in our country. Just because its your religion in your country and its allowed does not mean in our country its 100 % ok. Personally I respect peoples wishes as long as you respect mine.

  • @hlynnep
    @hlynnep 6 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    take a shot every time he leans in towards the camera

    • @Redchimp-wn7sf
      @Redchimp-wn7sf 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      hannah I don't want to die

    • @domdagamer5285
      @domdagamer5285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Instructions unclear...
      Shot glass stuck in cell mates eye.
      Pls help

    • @XorgeStudioz
      @XorgeStudioz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      hannah ikkk

    • @deltaduxdan816
      @deltaduxdan816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Instructions unclear: just executed all the hostages.

    • @NYPDWeatherman
      @NYPDWeatherman 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GONE IN FIVE MINUTES

  • @jwcas318
    @jwcas318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    glad u turn your life around. im going thru a hard time in my life and your videos encouraged me. thank you!

  • @may-bees
    @may-bees 7 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    why is this in my recommend lmao I'm not going to jail just yet

    • @isabellaowens7318
      @isabellaowens7318 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Danta Claus will you be back next year or is this new "Daniel" dood too mature or whatever

    • @may-bees
      @may-bees 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Neon Toast I don't understand?

    • @spiderfan1974
      @spiderfan1974 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Danta Claus Welcome to the weird side of youtube, enjoy your stay.

    • @may-bees
      @may-bees 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      spiderfan1974 thanks m8

    • @coconutguy7005
      @coconutguy7005 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Your Dad: Why is the FBI here?

  • @Kuefo
    @Kuefo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    the floor is wet.

  • @voltsoftruthBSbuster
    @voltsoftruthBSbuster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    i imagine u constantly have to change words that indicate presence of a guard. I mean guards might not be the smartest people on earth, but if one keeps hearing the phrase the "floor is wet" each time he steps into a cell block, u would think he can put two a two together just after a few days, maybe a week. So u might as well just yell out, we're having pork for dinner", or the "swine is loose in the barn", at that point.

    • @j3rm3rks37
      @j3rm3rks37 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1000 volts of truth BS buster thats why he said they switched it up

    • @tok33n14
      @tok33n14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No fucking shit Sherlock.. in case you failed to bear through the whole video he already said they switched it up again and again cause the guards caught on

  • @johnskullyscoffeeandchaos
    @johnskullyscoffeeandchaos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    20 years ago, in Illinois prisons, we use to yell “5 Oh!” Oh, believe me, the C/Os knew, and the cooler one would yell it too if they didn’t feel like finding anything.

  • @kristinthreatt2029
    @kristinthreatt2029 7 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    "just prisonen over here.."

    • @MonkeAndy
      @MonkeAndy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kristin Threatt I'm gonna go kill someone just to say that to a guard

    • @younggg5679
      @younggg5679 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kristin Threatt prisonin *

    • @Vincetagram
      @Vincetagram 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      adulting
      entrepreneuering
      dadding
      momming
      PriSoNinG

    • @chromecastles
      @chromecastles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lemme take this *penis* out again

  • @AfterPrisonShow
    @AfterPrisonShow  8 ปีที่แล้ว +4383

    Once again I just want to thank everyone of you who take the time to be a part of AfterPrisonShow!!! All of you are the reason I always stay super motivated to make the best content I can!!! Leave a comment and let me know what you like about APS. What would you like to see more of in 2017!!! I want to make sure I'm always giving you all the BEST CONTENT THAT YOU WANT TO SEE! Thank you!!

    • @inserttext7415
      @inserttext7415 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AfterPrisonShow 👍

    • @kadendecker6036
      @kadendecker6036 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      AfterPrisonShow draw my life

    • @tylersmith5160
      @tylersmith5160 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AfterPrisonShow good vid

    • @whiteboi4406
      @whiteboi4406 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AfterPrisonShow not only do we motivate you. But you motivate us to be happy with what we have and not to take our freedom for granted.

    • @letsdoit8913
      @letsdoit8913 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      do a draw my life

  • @suicidedrip2659
    @suicidedrip2659 7 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    Why was this in my recommended

    • @marco-cu3ui
      @marco-cu3ui 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nicholas Mendina cause u watch videos like this

    • @micahl8857
      @micahl8857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It's a sign. You're going to prison soon

    • @xSpacePandaa
      @xSpacePandaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Micah Leone lol

    • @sp00ky.mp45
      @sp00ky.mp45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nicholas Mendina FBI "OPEN UP"

    • @andrewryan8392
      @andrewryan8392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nicholas Mendina TH-cam knows what you've been up too they're prepareing you

  • @n9nex19
    @n9nex19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Hey AfterPrisonShow, I'm going to France. May I borrow your suitcase?

  • @scrt751
    @scrt751 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2618

    Jesus christ am i the only one fine with him leaning towards the camera?

  • @War666
    @War666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    prisoners in prison before 1990 might not know what meme are

    • @Loecraft
      @Loecraft 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Big Smoke holy shit

    • @phelps6205
      @phelps6205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Morning Xanax in brazil they have cellphones with internet, televisions, distilaries, and they have currency there, they sell their drinks, have barbershops (the prisioners them self are the barbers), and all this illegaly, not even counting the mass murder they do ocassionaly, choping heads, torturing and canibalism, the prisional sistem in my country is really fucked up.

    • @phelps6205
      @phelps6205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Morning Xanax​ our are overpopulated too.

    • @acidtrep9546
      @acidtrep9546 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ill have two number 9's....

    • @War666
      @War666 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phelyppy Lopes​ im not even gonna read it but to whatever u commented, ok. Thats nice

  • @itshex3517
    @itshex3517 7 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    "Suitcasing a cell phone is not a pleasant experience"
    Neither is having you that close to the camera buddy... xD

    • @memesmakedreams7270
      @memesmakedreams7270 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just as I was scrolling through the comments, I encountered your comment just as he was saying it 😂

    • @adambh_8658
      @adambh_8658 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ItsHex the XD ruined your entire comment

    • @onlinemilkman7252
      @onlinemilkman7252 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣 100% true haha good comment

    • @syruszimmerman6242
      @syruszimmerman6242 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ItsHex thanks you saved me from saying that

  • @elu5ive
    @elu5ive 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    they say "send him to prison, that'll teach him"
    hmm..... I see what that taught him...

  • @sike193
    @sike193 8 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    "That's my sister"
    "Dude she's hot!"
    "She's six..."

    • @kentpaulm8
      @kentpaulm8 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      DAH FUQQQQQQQQQQQQ

    • @dingleberrycreep7113
      @dingleberrycreep7113 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SIKE CHHOOO MOOOO

    • @issacfryer3525
      @issacfryer3525 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Is your sister hot
      She 6
      That's not the question

    • @zillahero
      @zillahero 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "she's six"
      changes nothing
      #ouchtheedge

    • @benkessler3226
      @benkessler3226 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I eat shit

  • @sawyerlehane6705
    @sawyerlehane6705 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Inmate 1: Damn your sisters hot
    Inmate 2: She’s six

    • @huntershields444
      @huntershields444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sawyer L. Inmate 1 "I know"

    • @LS-fr6if
      @LS-fr6if 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope he was assraped by inmate 2 for that

    • @kloudd2701
      @kloudd2701 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can I have her juni cakes

    • @bettispaghetti1148
      @bettispaghetti1148 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      69likes

  • @CloroxBleach-tk9bs
    @CloroxBleach-tk9bs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    What if the floor was actually wet

    • @djo8714
      @djo8714 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Clorox Bleach ur here too

    • @willeralves3177
      @willeralves3177 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The gards would think that was something going on and would run and fell on the ground because of the wet floor XD

    • @mememachinexp6623
      @mememachinexp6623 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1.*guards
      2. bleach is dead

    • @cash20001000
      @cash20001000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Clorox Bleach I LITERALLY FUCKING SEE YOU EVERYWHERE WTFFFF

    • @ReplayRm
      @ReplayRm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Origgidy different people have that name

  • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
    @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "If you don't know the right words, you could end up in a deli situation".

  • @kylethenoble1211
    @kylethenoble1211 7 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    100% of the comments "why are you so close to the camera?"

    • @onlinemilkman7252
      @onlinemilkman7252 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noble Gamer HAHAHAHA

    • @onlinemilkman7252
      @onlinemilkman7252 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      great one 😂😂

    • @saucerthansauce3611
      @saucerthansauce3611 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because he can

    • @KINGRG
      @KINGRG 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leave him alone.. he wants you us to get the point.. he have the moment when he gets close to the camera

    • @achild6209
      @achild6209 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noble Gamer You like Overwatch? :o

  • @TheIrishgangsta5
    @TheIrishgangsta5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    imagine being a guard and every time you walk into a block you hear some guy shout "The floor is wet"

  • @lucaswitek8342
    @lucaswitek8342 8 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    He is defenetley going to be at 1 mil next year

    • @lucaswitek8342
      @lucaswitek8342 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love this chanel

    • @cykaxd1503
      @cykaxd1503 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Centurion Coles He made one grammar mistake, Jesus chill the fuck out chico

    • @Echani3007
      @Echani3007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Centurion Coles Grammar nazi.

    • @TheCooderix
      @TheCooderix 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Two actually. But that's besides the point. "Definitely" was one of my most mispelt word for the longest time.

    • @spukduk5632
      @spukduk5632 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah defiantly
      why the fuck does 90% of people i see in youtube comments get this fucking word wrong

  • @Tkrohn
    @Tkrohn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Whenever guards came through, our slang was "broken arrow"

    • @kellyedwards221
      @kellyedwards221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Broken arrow is slang for a lost nuclear bomb

    • @TKDragon75
      @TKDragon75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kellyedwards221 it also is code for meaning a military unit is in danger of being completely over run and that all available air support come in to blast the sight to smithereens.

  • @youngyach6121
    @youngyach6121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    UPDATE:
    95% why’s he so close to the camera
    5% Saying that 100% of the comments say he’s close to the camera

    • @DragonYeng
      @DragonYeng 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      1% this type of comment

    • @leahfrench4176
      @leahfrench4176 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ummm. No.

    • @paxgemini4882
      @paxgemini4882 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1% Them Junicakes

    • @Jared852
      @Jared852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TBP Melo I haven't seen 1 comment about him being close to the camera

  • @nickr4923
    @nickr4923 8 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Happy 100k
    1 week later
    Happy 200k

    • @steakzy9302
      @steakzy9302 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nick R 3weeks later happy 1 million

    • @SpirosTv
      @SpirosTv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nick R i have 5 milion

    • @valven8087
      @valven8087 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SpirosTv Nah

    • @remingtonpage9114
      @remingtonpage9114 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      SpirosTv you know they can look at your subs so stop lying because u only have 6,000 subs dumb ass

    • @Polaryze
      @Polaryze 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Remington Page he wasn't talking about himself, he was talking about AfterPrisonShow you idiot

  • @kennandunn7533
    @kennandunn7533 7 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Wouldn’t the act of yelling a random word in the cell block the second a guard walked in put him on alert anyway?

    • @anthonypincelli4007
      @anthonypincelli4007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Kennan Dunn was thinking the same thing if I walked in and an inmate yelled something at random I'd assume it was to alert

    • @anthonypincelli4007
      @anthonypincelli4007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I would do something like knock loudly on something or cough in a weird pattern something you could have an excuse for

    • @austinburras2993
      @austinburras2993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Anthony Pincelli yeah like they weren't figure out that someone keeps doing that every time they enter a room

    • @Products_In_Review
      @Products_In_Review 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I would assume it is always very loud in the prison blocks, so shouting would be normal

    • @dashmeech2408
      @dashmeech2408 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They’ll put it up before the CO could see what it was. At that point the CO couldn’t do anything about it. I’m a CO 1 at a state prison in Georgia

  • @DavidSmith-oh3re
    @DavidSmith-oh3re 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I couldn't see him being someone's punk in Prison

  • @pronkman6669
    @pronkman6669 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Its really cool how you've rebuilded your life from prison using TH-cam. Keep up the good work man!

    • @sethh8892
      @sethh8892 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cyborg Turtle 2nd Channel Rebuilded isn't a word...

    • @pronkman6669
      @pronkman6669 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rebuilt, rebuilded they're all the same

    • @khoatran-pd9hn
      @khoatran-pd9hn 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Triggered Autism point is, we know what he means

  • @oneofthe12sionmains70
    @oneofthe12sionmains70 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Dude she's hot!"
    "She's six."
    "Did I seem concerned with that?"
    *Knife sharpening intensifies*

  • @RT42069
    @RT42069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    What if there was a prisoner named Waldo in the cell block?

    • @Hackanhacker
      @Hackanhacker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Killer Clown really good question here xD

    • @itsmejj4988
      @itsmejj4988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Co would never find him

    • @oskarforsberggg
      @oskarforsberggg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      10 questions scientists still cant answer

    • @bangotrue1089
      @bangotrue1089 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hed be really confused

    • @iamstewpit6740
      @iamstewpit6740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He'd EASILY escape

  • @chrisbrydge2440
    @chrisbrydge2440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Enjoyed the video. Was at Powhatan, St. Brides and ICCC

  • @bigdaddyodin9306
    @bigdaddyodin9306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Ill admit that, about a week ago, when i watched one of your videos for the first time, i thought it was a bit wordy and drawn out and honestly just a tiny bit annoying. But after watching a ton more of your videos, i must say, you are one of my favorite youtubers so far. Considering prison isnt some place anyone aspires to go, its incredible that you are able to share so much of your knowledge and experience to create such a unique and entertaining set of content. Keep it up man. You're great.

  • @kingstonb8130
    @kingstonb8130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I was in Jail for 2 years and one of the things we would say when the Guards was coming was. "Jesus christ blue-eyed!" We said it like it was a nickname and you would always say it angry. As if this blue-eyed guy just did something stupid.

    • @kingstonb8130
      @kingstonb8130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Broken Matt Hardy [#DELETE] I mean am I not allowed to like anime cause I went to prison.

    • @kingstonb8130
      @kingstonb8130 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AOG Angels Of Glory .....No

    • @Yukiloop
      @Yukiloop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      parker playz loli hentai

    • @kingstonb8130
      @kingstonb8130 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lassi Kinnunen Well it would change of course, that was just one.

    • @fultonfolper7236
      @fultonfolper7236 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Toqhaz * not playing the roblox

  • @James-rg1pp
    @James-rg1pp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    I'll count this video as my Birthday present today! 🎁

    • @SkylarMariee1
      @SkylarMariee1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Holden Strickland Happy Birthday

    • @roxcyn
      @roxcyn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Holden Strickland - Happy birthday! 🎁🎂🎉👍

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Holden Strickland happy birthday bro!😀

    • @joefoley1079
      @joefoley1079 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Happy birthday

    • @JackMasterOfNone9200
      @JackMasterOfNone9200 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      when i was in jail, we yelled C oh oh oh oh! to signal for guards, they
      only searched the block maby once a month, and the number 1 thing you
      didnt say to another inamte was "bitch" if you called someone a bitch,
      you'd best go take your shoes off, ( cuz we had slippers) cuz your ass
      was about to fight. i got into 2 kind'aish fights in jail, the one was
      with a guy, i had known when i was a very young, but hand seen him since
      i was maby 6, he had been in and out the system for alot of his life
      aparently, so we were alright friends in jail, but one day he was
      horsing around with his good buddy, this mexican i couldnt fucking
      stand. anyway he was saying how nobody could hold him. so i wanted to
      join in the horse play, so i went and bear hugged him, said i bet you
      cant get outta this. he coldnt, but he got so pissed i knew if i let him
      go he'd come swinging, so iwas teeling him to calm down it was just a
      joke and id let him go if he'd calm down. so eventually he "calmed down"
      and i let him go, then he turns and tries to football tackle me, i
      bent my legs and my arms brought him up in a guillotine choke. he was
      done after that. and the other fight, never got physical. but his
      mexican friend talked so much shit every god dam dam. i couldnt stand
      it. so one day he said somthing smart assed to me and i had had enough, i
      told him to fuck off bitch. and he got all mad i called him a bitch and
      said he would beat my ass. so i told him go ahead hit me, ill give you a
      free one, but just 1, but you better knock me out cuz im coming for you
      afterward. he never would hit me, no matter how many times i said to
      do it. he could talk shit, but he couldnt dish it out. he mostly left me
      alone after that lol. quite hilarious to me in the moment and
      afterward. i was prepared to kick his ass, but i didnt think he would do
      shit, and he didnt. what a fuckin bitch am i right joe?, i mean i cant
      tell you how hilarious this shit was. be really cool if you featured my
      story in one fo your videos, btw i was locked up on charges of selling 2
      measly Oz of weed to an undercover cop who pretended to be my friend
      for 7 months, he complained all the time about his "knee surgery pain"
      and had been offering me a job making $15 an hour, so i ended up
      trusting the wrong person and boom, now im a felon on 2 years of
      probation. the states attorney wanted to lock me up in prison for 3
      years., but my lawyer got him down, mind you this was all my first ever
      offense beyond a seat belt ticket.

  • @viktorjarlemyr3794
    @viktorjarlemyr3794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    In Sweden the prison cells are like small hotel rooms for 1 person look it up and you will think that your life is unfair, Just type "Swedish Prisons" into Google.

    • @AtlasNL
      @AtlasNL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Viktor Jarlemyr The norwegian prisons are like vacation houses, sometimes on a island. Saw a documentary about it, and it really does help if you treat criminals as people and less than animals.

    • @admirm5649
      @admirm5649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You will gladly make a crime in Sweden 😂

    • @sren1446
      @sren1446 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      DragonViewsNL in norway you eat fish every Day in many prison

    • @ShaunandGemma1986
      @ShaunandGemma1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like IKEA run the prisons 😂

    • @sincerely.loveless9853
      @sincerely.loveless9853 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mf are living lavish

  • @myfriendjesus4788
    @myfriendjesus4788 7 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    DUDE WHOS THAT!?
    dude: thats my sister
    SHES HOOOT
    dood: shes six.
    Niiiiccceeeeeeeee
    -gets beat the shit out of-

  • @sauronthelordofdarkness2269
    @sauronthelordofdarkness2269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    yeah, i can attest to the fact that "woot woot" does not work anymore.

    • @rileycostigan
      @rileycostigan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Junie cakes

    • @phoneguy4257
      @phoneguy4257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd do it just to piss the guard off.

    • @arcstaff
      @arcstaff 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Got any spare junie cakes?

  • @ryancannone2698
    @ryancannone2698 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I’m listening to this guy, and I can’t believe he survived 7 yrs in prison.

  • @lupemartinez6452
    @lupemartinez6452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    My dad does not speak English god bless his Junie Cakes.

  • @stevekorotenko2478
    @stevekorotenko2478 7 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    look you actually brought a real note from prison

    • @zomb_rand0m16
      @zomb_rand0m16 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he just wrote it

  • @Lil_Ricooooo
    @Lil_Ricooooo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Isn't he snitching on everybody in a way ?

  • @thekaerichtexas
    @thekaerichtexas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I never heard anyone say the floor is wet. that must be a local thing

    • @bettyboop2841
      @bettyboop2841 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      everywhere is different

    • @stevenalcorn4955
      @stevenalcorn4955 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      k. rich they say that in Michigan too

  • @Digitalsp1t
    @Digitalsp1t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are so fucking captivating and entertaining!! The way you tell your stories and act them out dude it’s so impressive. You need a tv show

  • @ahmadjabareen4730
    @ahmadjabareen4730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Now im ready to rob a bank
    Got nothin' to lose

    • @khirywiley5937
      @khirywiley5937 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      JackOps except your junny cakes

    • @inhaletreee
      @inhaletreee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Khiry Wiley Lol Good One

    • @khirywiley5937
      @khirywiley5937 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      supitsjoan thanks lol

    • @Sarun1.11.
      @Sarun1.11. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      do it! do it! do it!

    • @bradypower9790
      @bradypower9790 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pics or it didn't happen

  • @Raff766
    @Raff766 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Nosy Prisoner: Dude who is that?
    Prisoner #2: That's my sister.
    Nosy Prisoner: Dude she's hot!
    Prisoner #2: She's six.

    • @Xsaber8894
      @Xsaber8894 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't ask that

  • @romeo8959
    @romeo8959 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The Floor is Wet ➡️ The Floor is Soaking ➡️ Moist...

  • @bobhuang9365
    @bobhuang9365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *teacher is comming to my friend in class while theyre using their phone* “WWWWHHHOOOOOOPPPPPP WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHOOOOOOOPPPPPP” teacher turns back. “Joe wat the fuckr u yelling for” 😂😂😂😂

  • @blake6509
    @blake6509 7 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    Would you-
    STOP-
    Getting-
    In my-
    FACE!

    • @exosvocals2526
      @exosvocals2526 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      eeeh

    • @MsAddams06
      @MsAddams06 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      D.O's bødyrølls Infires me namjohn...

    • @exosvocals2526
      @exosvocals2526 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      EXO-L_ArmyIndo suho

    • @banhfilm
      @banhfilm 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emiloo Rex aaaa

    • @Theo9.8
      @Theo9.8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr, im like BACK THE HELL OFF

  • @Swouhtzlx
    @Swouhtzlx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    I’m coming for your junny cakes boi

    • @mackenziecorbett8570
      @mackenziecorbett8570 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Cho Cho that’s okay I don’t really want to finish it anyways

    • @spar5893
      @spar5893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Junicakes*

    • @perfunctory_8264
      @perfunctory_8264 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cho Cho LMAOOOO

    • @blockmasoncreditprotocolbc8650
      @blockmasoncreditprotocolbc8650 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You better watch your back FISH! Squirrel master wont always be there to protect you.
      NEXT TIME I COME FOR YOU im gonna want some Cocktail, FRUIT.

    • @hzxy5360
      @hzxy5360 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahahah

  • @paulc7138
    @paulc7138 7 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    11:30 She’s six.. 😂😂

    • @ashishere771
      @ashishere771 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Buddhist Paul lol

    • @badmonkey2468
      @badmonkey2468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was about to comment that😂

    • @dominodaniele3297
      @dominodaniele3297 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao...but it should be like 11:20

  • @ryanvick6578
    @ryanvick6578 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just found your channel last night, I didn't even now the name of it... I watched the 10 different types of CO's. It made me laugh because I was a JCO for some years... I was the sleeping CO... Great channel, keep doing work...

  • @phil6541
    @phil6541 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    If you can sit quietly after hearing difficult news, If in finantual difficulty you remain perfectly calm, If you can happily eat whatever is put on your plate, If you can fall asleep after a day of running around without a drink or a pill, If you can always find contentment just where you are, you are probably a dog. -Jack Kornfeild Remember happiness is impermanent and so is sadness. Your life can change completely at the drop of a hat and your mood can change all by it's self. And that's okay.

  • @kaiahmarzo9567
    @kaiahmarzo9567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I like the random zooms to the camera😂 I love it 😂

    • @Goldensphinx
      @Goldensphinx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tiger MO same dude, I don’t get how people hate hate it

    • @orangegarfield8770
      @orangegarfield8770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tiger MO That is his face getting closer to the camera

  • @sk8vintage791
    @sk8vintage791 8 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    holy shit 150 000 subs ur growin man nice

    • @gavinsapp564
      @gavinsapp564 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Esquire Taylor we'll see. I bet he will surprise you

    • @sk8vintage791
      @sk8vintage791 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Esquire Taylor dude chilll

    • @sk8vintage791
      @sk8vintage791 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Esquire Taylor how old ate you cause i fucking hate people who say shit like that on the internet

    • @sk8vintage791
      @sk8vintage791 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Esquire Taylor i understand exacly what ur saying sorry for sending him a compliment

    • @davidsandlin9686
      @davidsandlin9686 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Esquire Taylor he's got over 50k since the first of January so I think he will be ok. And there are about 10-15 million ex cons in the us. I think he can hit 500 k at least.

  • @bumblebeeznutz9506
    @bumblebeeznutz9506 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know everyone one of us are going to have "haters" in life. I scrolled through the comments, and, hey.. to each their own. I'd never stop someone from sharing what's on their mind. However, I have to leave this for everyone.. This guy is pouring his heart out, and bearing his soul for the world to see. I don't see a lesser person! I see someone who admitted to making a mistake, and is entertaining us. He's not glorifying it, either. At least not in my opinion. Rather, he's taking a bad situation he put himself in, and getting back some of his time my educating us. Learn from his mistake, and the mistakes of the people he discusses.
    Thank you, bro!
    Regards,
    Mitch

  • @minehubus8206
    @minehubus8206 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I know how to talk prison,when guards come you say:
    Ledeledeledele

    • @jackthompson9405
      @jackthompson9405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      #Faze Turkey Lunch you were in that apex vid💀

  • @leaches2
    @leaches2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    He talks like sid from ice age 😣😭😂😂

    • @whydoihavesubs6644
      @whydoihavesubs6644 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      leaches2 ?

    • @twombly8800
      @twombly8800 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like Cake and Frosting ?

    • @vincenzo7153
      @vincenzo7153 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      leaches2 There is literally no resemblance.

    • @leaches2
      @leaches2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      click obviously 33 other people think so 🤔😂😭🖕

    • @daniel-iu2nn
      @daniel-iu2nn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      leaches2 like who? Nobody in this comment section agrees with you.

  • @guillermoescobedo5673
    @guillermoescobedo5673 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    One of the most underrated youtube ur amazing I love keep doing what ur doing

  • @Time4House
    @Time4House 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is one of your best brother. much love from RSA

  • @hannahyoung2137
    @hannahyoung2137 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    I shouldn't laugh at rape but
    *Gay sex stuff* killed me

    • @CJ-mn8pd
      @CJ-mn8pd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hannah Young gay sex doesn't = rape

    • @xavierhernandezgalvan8657
      @xavierhernandezgalvan8657 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ffboarder4life Still super fucking funny though lmao

    • @werlder
      @werlder 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Ffboarder4life Prison sex isn't always consensual man...

    • @CJ-mn8pd
      @CJ-mn8pd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      D'Angelo EL Mirage There's a difference between any kind of sex and rape. If he was talking about rape he would've said rape. Like any humans. If u go to court they're not gonna say " you're going to jail for having sex" there's a big difference like I said

    • @Feonid1
      @Feonid1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The floor's wet
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @nelsonarianiemartinez6971
    @nelsonarianiemartinez6971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Did the guards ever walk in when you were tatoing

  • @phordych05ify
    @phordych05ify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    you did a GREAT JOB EDITING, THIS VIDEO....I KNEW EVERY WORD...I WAS UPSTATE IN PA...