@@pericvasilije7096 well he's saying that the dude "dry snitched" a bunch of people, so I made the joke that the opposite would be "moist snitching". Sadly explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, you understand it but you kill it in the process...
@@aldoearredondo3943 well a guard would be guarding prisoners... Which have already been arrested. So your joke should be more like "hey he's being black, put him in solitary confinement!"
AfterPrisonShow omg i can't believe you just answerd to my idea keep up the good work man (can i get a quick shout out in the next video) love from belgium
Lit, adjective/slang: 1) poppin' off, hot, on fire, extreme excitation or circumstances, "yo get up here this party is LIT!" 2) really cool, mind blowing, or generally awesome. "dude you read about that mantis shrimp thing? man, nature is hella lit." 3) high as balls. 4) positive/exciting, in reference to lifestyle. "seeya bro, keep it lit." that's what I've picked up anyway
shit man you never know. Plenty of people go to prison for shit they didn't even do. Better to know and not need it than it is to need it and not know.
Joe I watched this when I was 14 and I just rewatched this in 2024 and I still laughed my ass off thanks man for the positive vibes you’ve always gave us ❤️💯
Ad Victoriam! Not everyone is bad in Islam and the religion is not bad itself but believe what you wish just if you have a very disagreeable please keep it to yourself
I know people are saying respect the religions and all that but you gotta respect our religion and our rules in our country. Just because its your religion in your country and its allowed does not mean in our country its 100 % ok. Personally I respect peoples wishes as long as you respect mine.
i imagine u constantly have to change words that indicate presence of a guard. I mean guards might not be the smartest people on earth, but if one keeps hearing the phrase the "floor is wet" each time he steps into a cell block, u would think he can put two a two together just after a few days, maybe a week. So u might as well just yell out, we're having pork for dinner", or the "swine is loose in the barn", at that point.
No fucking shit Sherlock.. in case you failed to bear through the whole video he already said they switched it up again and again cause the guards caught on
20 years ago, in Illinois prisons, we use to yell “5 Oh!” Oh, believe me, the C/Os knew, and the cooler one would yell it too if they didn’t feel like finding anything.
Once again I just want to thank everyone of you who take the time to be a part of AfterPrisonShow!!! All of you are the reason I always stay super motivated to make the best content I can!!! Leave a comment and let me know what you like about APS. What would you like to see more of in 2017!!! I want to make sure I'm always giving you all the BEST CONTENT THAT YOU WANT TO SEE! Thank you!!
Morning Xanax in brazil they have cellphones with internet, televisions, distilaries, and they have currency there, they sell their drinks, have barbershops (the prisioners them self are the barbers), and all this illegaly, not even counting the mass murder they do ocassionaly, choping heads, torturing and canibalism, the prisional sistem in my country is really fucked up.
@@kellyedwards221 it also is code for meaning a military unit is in danger of being completely over run and that all available air support come in to blast the sight to smithereens.
Ill admit that, about a week ago, when i watched one of your videos for the first time, i thought it was a bit wordy and drawn out and honestly just a tiny bit annoying. But after watching a ton more of your videos, i must say, you are one of my favorite youtubers so far. Considering prison isnt some place anyone aspires to go, its incredible that you are able to share so much of your knowledge and experience to create such a unique and entertaining set of content. Keep it up man. You're great.
I was in Jail for 2 years and one of the things we would say when the Guards was coming was. "Jesus christ blue-eyed!" We said it like it was a nickname and you would always say it angry. As if this blue-eyed guy just did something stupid.
when i was in jail, we yelled C oh oh oh oh! to signal for guards, they only searched the block maby once a month, and the number 1 thing you didnt say to another inamte was "bitch" if you called someone a bitch, you'd best go take your shoes off, ( cuz we had slippers) cuz your ass was about to fight. i got into 2 kind'aish fights in jail, the one was with a guy, i had known when i was a very young, but hand seen him since i was maby 6, he had been in and out the system for alot of his life aparently, so we were alright friends in jail, but one day he was horsing around with his good buddy, this mexican i couldnt fucking stand. anyway he was saying how nobody could hold him. so i wanted to join in the horse play, so i went and bear hugged him, said i bet you cant get outta this. he coldnt, but he got so pissed i knew if i let him go he'd come swinging, so iwas teeling him to calm down it was just a joke and id let him go if he'd calm down. so eventually he "calmed down" and i let him go, then he turns and tries to football tackle me, i bent my legs and my arms brought him up in a guillotine choke. he was done after that. and the other fight, never got physical. but his mexican friend talked so much shit every god dam dam. i couldnt stand it. so one day he said somthing smart assed to me and i had had enough, i told him to fuck off bitch. and he got all mad i called him a bitch and said he would beat my ass. so i told him go ahead hit me, ill give you a free one, but just 1, but you better knock me out cuz im coming for you afterward. he never would hit me, no matter how many times i said to do it. he could talk shit, but he couldnt dish it out. he mostly left me alone after that lol. quite hilarious to me in the moment and afterward. i was prepared to kick his ass, but i didnt think he would do shit, and he didnt. what a fuckin bitch am i right joe?, i mean i cant tell you how hilarious this shit was. be really cool if you featured my story in one fo your videos, btw i was locked up on charges of selling 2 measly Oz of weed to an undercover cop who pretended to be my friend for 7 months, he complained all the time about his "knee surgery pain" and had been offering me a job making $15 an hour, so i ended up trusting the wrong person and boom, now im a felon on 2 years of probation. the states attorney wanted to lock me up in prison for 3 years., but my lawyer got him down, mind you this was all my first ever offense beyond a seat belt ticket.
In Sweden the prison cells are like small hotel rooms for 1 person look it up and you will think that your life is unfair, Just type "Swedish Prisons" into Google.
Viktor Jarlemyr The norwegian prisons are like vacation houses, sometimes on a island. Saw a documentary about it, and it really does help if you treat criminals as people and less than animals.
*teacher is comming to my friend in class while theyre using their phone* “WWWWHHHOOOOOOPPPPPP WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHOOOOOOOPPPPPP” teacher turns back. “Joe wat the fuckr u yelling for” 😂😂😂😂
Just found your channel last night, I didn't even now the name of it... I watched the 10 different types of CO's. It made me laugh because I was a JCO for some years... I was the sleeping CO... Great channel, keep doing work...
If you can sit quietly after hearing difficult news, If in finantual difficulty you remain perfectly calm, If you can happily eat whatever is put on your plate, If you can fall asleep after a day of running around without a drink or a pill, If you can always find contentment just where you are, you are probably a dog. -Jack Kornfeild Remember happiness is impermanent and so is sadness. Your life can change completely at the drop of a hat and your mood can change all by it's self. And that's okay.
Esquire Taylor he's got over 50k since the first of January so I think he will be ok. And there are about 10-15 million ex cons in the us. I think he can hit 500 k at least.
I know everyone one of us are going to have "haters" in life. I scrolled through the comments, and, hey.. to each their own. I'd never stop someone from sharing what's on their mind. However, I have to leave this for everyone.. This guy is pouring his heart out, and bearing his soul for the world to see. I don't see a lesser person! I see someone who admitted to making a mistake, and is entertaining us. He's not glorifying it, either. At least not in my opinion. Rather, he's taking a bad situation he put himself in, and getting back some of his time my educating us. Learn from his mistake, and the mistakes of the people he discusses. Thank you, bro! Regards, Mitch
D'Angelo EL Mirage There's a difference between any kind of sex and rape. If he was talking about rape he would've said rape. Like any humans. If u go to court they're not gonna say " you're going to jail for having sex" there's a big difference like I said
7 years in prison gives a life time of stories, he'll never run out
Ben .-. So True
Ben .-. I hope not! My favorite channel by far.
Ben .-. yea
his stories are entertaining
And once he's done, I'll rewatch
It would be great if they screamed "MARCO!' followed by all the other inmates saying "POLO!" when the guards came in. LOL
Livejkdie You deserve far more likes hahahaha
Livejkdie lmao
Livejkdie it would be better if one person yelled "MARCO!!!" And some random person was like "Yeah? What do you need?"
I was thinking the same thing! lol
Livejkdie omg my college professor does that when she wants us to be quiet
I better not get jailed because my Judicakes are top quality.
Thy Duck jajajaja im done
Thy Duck my judicakes are hairy 🤢
i'd love to taste your judicakes
Thy Duck mine are blue
Thy Duck coming from thy duck
Instructions weren’t clear, “junycakes” were stolen
N it’s okay. We’ll find your juny cakes.
circuswannabe lmao
circuswannabe yo i found em
Anakin Skywalker can I have rhem
F
That camera needs a restraining order
*LMAO*
*BOI*
@@instantgeff4685 m
N
It has 666 likes lmfao dont like it plzzz
*leans in even closer to the camera*
SeeTheCity *jump cut*
*even closer*
*jump cake*
*further away*
Nick Smith
jump cake ?
i like your profile pic.
*PLEASE COME CLOSER TO THE CAMERA*
Your profile pic makes it better.
Phone Guy Lol didn't realize that :D
Omg right.
MetaTeoria *_EXACTLY_*
MetaTeoria *EAT THE CAM PLEASE*
Tekashi 69 is taking notes right now😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Funny you say that since he's in prison now
Charles Blanson bruh that was the joke
Lmao pretty sure he got out
@@izzy-zw9zl he didn't get out. He's still sitting in a cell 24/7. So what are you talking about?
Lmao
Zoom zooms and wam wams? What is this, gangster preschool?
Kermit The Toad XD
Yea bruh, he jackin wrec
Kermit The Toad lmaooo
Lmaoo w
Pee pee and doo doo.
Instructions not clear, dropped my soap in the shower
[RT] Fishh More like R.I.P.A
just squat
@@jaek__ But what if you slip on the wet floor?
@@diegosilva3927 fall backward
Instructions unclear phone stuck in ass
Cops are taking notes right now 😂
Bobby Grant The guards need to lol
I'm a cop jk
Good
They change the words every day I assume.
Lol
love how you made a career out of being in prison.
smart bro
Stonks
He's white.
@@brucewaynefr ur point?
@@brucewaynefr you're as ignorant as they come.
thanks I'm planning on going to prison this is very helpful
john devlin planning?
Snow Flake probably going to court and knows he's going down
this comment worries me
don't drop the soap
Danta Claus omg😂😂
*me when I get detention once*
Mev this is such an underrated comment
Lmao
For real tho
I've had detention in kindergarten (was for being late too many times)
Me after showing up to court for a speeding ticket.
Who else is watching this like why am I actually watching this
Frisky same
Frisky 666th like you're welcome
Not far from prison gotta get used to things
i was just watching k pop stuff and this popped up lmao
I went on nick.com with out my parents permission Thats why I'm here
Me: sir be careful
Him: why
Me: the floor is wet
Him:o nah the police looking for me.
*runs and slips*
Me:told yah the floor was wet
We used to yell who let the dogs out then everyone started barking
DOITALL tv Sounds cool af.
DOITALL tv when the party was right the party was bumpin
Ayyy yaaah
A yippie aye oh
DOITALL tv that is so cool! Lit af
Not cool that they went to prison .
Kizzon pretty sure he didn’t
imagine being in prision with dementia:
"Checking in! woowoop! floor's wet! woowoop! Waldo Waldo! woowoop!"
AlphaX You have to watch the video to understand.
AlphaX r/whoosh
[Cykoid] u mean Tourette’s
[Cykoid] That must mean there’s a fuck ton of guards
There are psychiatric centers...
I'm just imagine a guy be like
”Aye! Let me eat those junie cakes”😂😂
I imagine that guy being me asking you that.
I know you'd let me eat them sweet candies.
Emilio M. M. Lol
ARMYYYYYYYYY ! I love how your name is August D but your photo is Jhope 😂
My army ass was thinking about literally namjoons ass
Learn Fucking English Kpop fan
When you accidentaly dry snitch on every prisoner in america:
Would that make normal snitching "moist snitching"? cuz I ain't comfortable with that.
Tomas wtf lmao
@@TomasPabon sorry, what?
@@pericvasilije7096 well he's saying that the dude "dry snitched" a bunch of people, so I made the joke that the opposite would be "moist snitching". Sadly explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, you understand it but you kill it in the process...
@@TomasPabon 😂😂😂😂😂 made me lol. Thanks man.
Also, your joke was great. I don't get how someone didn't understand it. Also... wtf is "dry snitching"?
Big bubba😂😂
I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂
DangerousDestroyerNation ikr
Hubba bubba
hubba bubba dubba wubba subba tubba dub dub
NO CLOUT lemme borrow ur suitcase
How did I get this recommended what are u trying to tell me TH-cam
I guess so😉😂
The CIA knows whats on your phone and tablet. Google's just helping out your transition
Bpires6868 for real i was just watching anime and got this shit
Bpires6868 I was wondering the same shit
Bpires6868 Bcause youre black
"Who's that?"
"It's my sister."
"She's hot!"
"She's 6."
I swear if something like that actually happens that will be a very awkward moment.
I'm sure that has happened before
Somebody gon get smacked
Comrade Doggo "did i ask how old she was?"
NormalPerson they’d be a chomo
@@anthonyarcanumsanctumregnu9551 Hol up.
Now how do i talk like a guard?
Like this
"he's black arrest him"
@@aldoearredondo3943 x
I saw u somewhere
@@aldoearredondo3943 my hero
@@aldoearredondo3943 well a guard would be guarding prisoners... Which have already been arrested. So your joke should be more like "hey he's being black, put him in solitary confinement!"
Why do I feel like I’m preparing myself for prison
Edit: holy shit thanks for the likes :D
Sean McGovern because we are my friend
Sean McGovern true
Terry Dean unless you're black
All those are true but you can always be false accused
Sean McGovern same
Challenge: Take a shot every time he shoves his face in the camera.
Dr. Insanity how much will you have to spend on alcohol, I don't think I can afford that much
Adolf Hitler Can't buy alcohol, I'm underage :P
Dr. Insanity Bruh its easy as hell, just ask someone
Jesus
Dr. Insanity well , we are all dead...
Do a video on killing the time in prison
Cas Cd triple OG, great idea!
Tony Flamingo thanks dude love from belgium
Cas Cd triple OG great idea bro!😀😎💪💪💪💪
Cas Cd triple OG please yeees
AfterPrisonShow omg i can't believe you just answerd to my idea keep up the good work man (can i get a quick shout out in the next video) love from belgium
Lit, adjective/slang:
1) poppin' off, hot, on fire, extreme excitation or circumstances, "yo get up here this party is LIT!"
2) really cool, mind blowing, or generally awesome. "dude you read about that mantis shrimp thing? man, nature is hella lit."
3) high as balls.
4) positive/exciting, in reference to lifestyle. "seeya bro, keep it lit."
that's what I've picked up anyway
Plot twist: I am an undercover prison guard and I will use my newly collected information to bust all prisoners who try to use them...
Unbox Master sure thing
They use different slang in different prisons fool.
Unbox Master oh shit!
That's why he is lying to you muahahahahha
Awww Fuck
Can't wait for him to lean in so close you only see one eye lol
The Moich -FUCK-
The Moich theclyde webb 😂
I’m replying 4 years later…. But this was funny 😆
I wonder if prisoners know the meme world.
Crippling Depression 😂😂😂
Crippling Depression well my mum doesn't understand memes so I would assume prisoners don't either, as they aren't even exposed to them
I imagine they make their own memes in prison. Prison memes. You can find them on inmate.com
Phantasm Art Is that a dating website for people that were arrested
Skrub L0rd in the video Joe said its a term for prison gossip.
"How you doin' guard? Just prisonin' over here."
Who else loves watching these even though they will probably never go to jail or prison
Poovey Meh
shit man you never know. Plenty of people go to prison for shit they didn't even do. Better to know and not need it than it is to need it and not know.
Tekashi69 preparing for a prisoners sticky going into his blicky
A&C. Forever no way u just said that😂
cummo
A blicky is a gun...
Ramen Noodles ok
put your stiffy in my drum gotti gotti
um haha is it only me or why do i feel as tho I'm preparing to go to prison
Ryan Haytasingh someone said this already u black troll u look like a Bergen
SMokY LOko562 didn't ask u that.
_I am_
only u
Joe I watched this when I was 14 and I just rewatched this in 2024 and I still laughed my ass off thanks man for the positive vibes you’ve always gave us ❤️💯
Fuck me, i remember you being at 25-30k subscribers dude. This growth rate is goddamn consistent
Blowing up like isis.
Julio says huh
Im skeptical as fuck, do you have a source?
Julio says Why don't you just explain what you mean instead of being cryptic as fuck?
Julio says
Lol do you think you're being like... cool or something..? Aha aw
Was about to go to prison for vacation, thanks a million for the tips and tricks! Very helpful
Ad Victoriam! NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE BAD!!!!!
Get this politics shit out of APS
Ad Victoriam! Klappe
Ad Victoriam! Not everyone is bad in Islam and the religion is not bad itself but believe what you wish just if you have a very disagreeable please keep it to yourself
I know people are saying respect the
religions and all that but you gotta respect our religion and our rules in our country. Just because its your religion in your country and its allowed does not mean in our country its 100 % ok. Personally I respect peoples wishes as long as you respect mine.
take a shot every time he leans in towards the camera
hannah I don't want to die
Instructions unclear...
Shot glass stuck in cell mates eye.
Pls help
hannah ikkk
Instructions unclear: just executed all the hostages.
GONE IN FIVE MINUTES
glad u turn your life around. im going thru a hard time in my life and your videos encouraged me. thank you!
why is this in my recommend lmao I'm not going to jail just yet
Danta Claus will you be back next year or is this new "Daniel" dood too mature or whatever
+Neon Toast I don't understand?
Danta Claus Welcome to the weird side of youtube, enjoy your stay.
spiderfan1974 thanks m8
Your Dad: Why is the FBI here?
the floor is wet.
Afforcing the floors moist. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i imagine u constantly have to change words that indicate presence of a guard. I mean guards might not be the smartest people on earth, but if one keeps hearing the phrase the "floor is wet" each time he steps into a cell block, u would think he can put two a two together just after a few days, maybe a week. So u might as well just yell out, we're having pork for dinner", or the "swine is loose in the barn", at that point.
1000 volts of truth BS buster thats why he said they switched it up
No fucking shit Sherlock.. in case you failed to bear through the whole video he already said they switched it up again and again cause the guards caught on
20 years ago, in Illinois prisons, we use to yell “5 Oh!” Oh, believe me, the C/Os knew, and the cooler one would yell it too if they didn’t feel like finding anything.
"just prisonen over here.."
Kristin Threatt I'm gonna go kill someone just to say that to a guard
Kristin Threatt prisonin *
adulting
entrepreneuering
dadding
momming
PriSoNinG
Lemme take this *penis* out again
Once again I just want to thank everyone of you who take the time to be a part of AfterPrisonShow!!! All of you are the reason I always stay super motivated to make the best content I can!!! Leave a comment and let me know what you like about APS. What would you like to see more of in 2017!!! I want to make sure I'm always giving you all the BEST CONTENT THAT YOU WANT TO SEE! Thank you!!
AfterPrisonShow 👍
AfterPrisonShow draw my life
AfterPrisonShow good vid
AfterPrisonShow not only do we motivate you. But you motivate us to be happy with what we have and not to take our freedom for granted.
do a draw my life
Why was this in my recommended
Nicholas Mendina cause u watch videos like this
It's a sign. You're going to prison soon
Micah Leone lol
Nicholas Mendina FBI "OPEN UP"
Nicholas Mendina TH-cam knows what you've been up too they're prepareing you
Hey AfterPrisonShow, I'm going to France. May I borrow your suitcase?
Yes
Jesus christ am i the only one fine with him leaning towards the camera?
NubSpy Gaming I am
GAAAAAAAY
Im okay with that i mean its fine
NubSpy Gaming no no your not
I love it when he does that 😂😂😂
prisoners in prison before 1990 might not know what meme are
Big Smoke holy shit
Morning Xanax in brazil they have cellphones with internet, televisions, distilaries, and they have currency there, they sell their drinks, have barbershops (the prisioners them self are the barbers), and all this illegaly, not even counting the mass murder they do ocassionaly, choping heads, torturing and canibalism, the prisional sistem in my country is really fucked up.
Morning Xanax our are overpopulated too.
ill have two number 9's....
Phelyppy Lopes im not even gonna read it but to whatever u commented, ok. Thats nice
"Suitcasing a cell phone is not a pleasant experience"
Neither is having you that close to the camera buddy... xD
Just as I was scrolling through the comments, I encountered your comment just as he was saying it 😂
ItsHex the XD ruined your entire comment
🤣🤣 100% true haha good comment
ItsHex thanks you saved me from saying that
they say "send him to prison, that'll teach him"
hmm..... I see what that taught him...
"That's my sister"
"Dude she's hot!"
"She's six..."
DAH FUQQQQQQQQQQQQ
SIKE CHHOOO MOOOO
Is your sister hot
She 6
That's not the question
"she's six"
changes nothing
#ouchtheedge
I eat shit
Inmate 1: Damn your sisters hot
Inmate 2: She’s six
Sawyer L. Inmate 1 "I know"
I hope he was assraped by inmate 2 for that
Can I have her juni cakes
69likes
What if the floor was actually wet
Clorox Bleach ur here too
The gards would think that was something going on and would run and fell on the ground because of the wet floor XD
1.*guards
2. bleach is dead
Clorox Bleach I LITERALLY FUCKING SEE YOU EVERYWHERE WTFFFF
Origgidy different people have that name
"If you don't know the right words, you could end up in a deli situation".
100% of the comments "why are you so close to the camera?"
Noble Gamer HAHAHAHA
great one 😂😂
Because he can
Leave him alone.. he wants you us to get the point.. he have the moment when he gets close to the camera
Noble Gamer You like Overwatch? :o
imagine being a guard and every time you walk into a block you hear some guy shout "The floor is wet"
Demented *Grab the mop
He is defenetley going to be at 1 mil next year
I love this chanel
Centurion Coles He made one grammar mistake, Jesus chill the fuck out chico
Centurion Coles Grammar nazi.
Two actually. But that's besides the point. "Definitely" was one of my most mispelt word for the longest time.
yeah defiantly
why the fuck does 90% of people i see in youtube comments get this fucking word wrong
Whenever guards came through, our slang was "broken arrow"
Broken arrow is slang for a lost nuclear bomb
@@kellyedwards221 it also is code for meaning a military unit is in danger of being completely over run and that all available air support come in to blast the sight to smithereens.
UPDATE:
95% why’s he so close to the camera
5% Saying that 100% of the comments say he’s close to the camera
1% this type of comment
Ummm. No.
1% Them Junicakes
TBP Melo I haven't seen 1 comment about him being close to the camera
Happy 100k
1 week later
Happy 200k
Nick R 3weeks later happy 1 million
Nick R i have 5 milion
SpirosTv Nah
SpirosTv you know they can look at your subs so stop lying because u only have 6,000 subs dumb ass
Remington Page he wasn't talking about himself, he was talking about AfterPrisonShow you idiot
Wouldn’t the act of yelling a random word in the cell block the second a guard walked in put him on alert anyway?
Kennan Dunn was thinking the same thing if I walked in and an inmate yelled something at random I'd assume it was to alert
I would do something like knock loudly on something or cough in a weird pattern something you could have an excuse for
Anthony Pincelli yeah like they weren't figure out that someone keeps doing that every time they enter a room
I would assume it is always very loud in the prison blocks, so shouting would be normal
They’ll put it up before the CO could see what it was. At that point the CO couldn’t do anything about it. I’m a CO 1 at a state prison in Georgia
I couldn't see him being someone's punk in Prison
Its really cool how you've rebuilded your life from prison using TH-cam. Keep up the good work man!
Cyborg Turtle 2nd Channel Rebuilded isn't a word...
Rebuilt, rebuilded they're all the same
Triggered Autism point is, we know what he means
"Dude she's hot!"
"She's six."
"Did I seem concerned with that?"
*Knife sharpening intensifies*
What if there was a prisoner named Waldo in the cell block?
The Killer Clown really good question here xD
Co would never find him
10 questions scientists still cant answer
Hed be really confused
He'd EASILY escape
Enjoyed the video. Was at Powhatan, St. Brides and ICCC
Ill admit that, about a week ago, when i watched one of your videos for the first time, i thought it was a bit wordy and drawn out and honestly just a tiny bit annoying. But after watching a ton more of your videos, i must say, you are one of my favorite youtubers so far. Considering prison isnt some place anyone aspires to go, its incredible that you are able to share so much of your knowledge and experience to create such a unique and entertaining set of content. Keep it up man. You're great.
I was in Jail for 2 years and one of the things we would say when the Guards was coming was. "Jesus christ blue-eyed!" We said it like it was a nickname and you would always say it angry. As if this blue-eyed guy just did something stupid.
Broken Matt Hardy [#DELETE] I mean am I not allowed to like anime cause I went to prison.
AOG Angels Of Glory .....No
parker playz loli hentai
Lassi Kinnunen Well it would change of course, that was just one.
*Toqhaz * not playing the roblox
I'll count this video as my Birthday present today! 🎁
Holden Strickland Happy Birthday
Holden Strickland - Happy birthday! 🎁🎂🎉👍
Holden Strickland happy birthday bro!😀
Happy birthday
when i was in jail, we yelled C oh oh oh oh! to signal for guards, they
only searched the block maby once a month, and the number 1 thing you
didnt say to another inamte was "bitch" if you called someone a bitch,
you'd best go take your shoes off, ( cuz we had slippers) cuz your ass
was about to fight. i got into 2 kind'aish fights in jail, the one was
with a guy, i had known when i was a very young, but hand seen him since
i was maby 6, he had been in and out the system for alot of his life
aparently, so we were alright friends in jail, but one day he was
horsing around with his good buddy, this mexican i couldnt fucking
stand. anyway he was saying how nobody could hold him. so i wanted to
join in the horse play, so i went and bear hugged him, said i bet you
cant get outta this. he coldnt, but he got so pissed i knew if i let him
go he'd come swinging, so iwas teeling him to calm down it was just a
joke and id let him go if he'd calm down. so eventually he "calmed down"
and i let him go, then he turns and tries to football tackle me, i
bent my legs and my arms brought him up in a guillotine choke. he was
done after that. and the other fight, never got physical. but his
mexican friend talked so much shit every god dam dam. i couldnt stand
it. so one day he said somthing smart assed to me and i had had enough, i
told him to fuck off bitch. and he got all mad i called him a bitch and
said he would beat my ass. so i told him go ahead hit me, ill give you a
free one, but just 1, but you better knock me out cuz im coming for you
afterward. he never would hit me, no matter how many times i said to
do it. he could talk shit, but he couldnt dish it out. he mostly left me
alone after that lol. quite hilarious to me in the moment and
afterward. i was prepared to kick his ass, but i didnt think he would do
shit, and he didnt. what a fuckin bitch am i right joe?, i mean i cant
tell you how hilarious this shit was. be really cool if you featured my
story in one fo your videos, btw i was locked up on charges of selling 2
measly Oz of weed to an undercover cop who pretended to be my friend
for 7 months, he complained all the time about his "knee surgery pain"
and had been offering me a job making $15 an hour, so i ended up
trusting the wrong person and boom, now im a felon on 2 years of
probation. the states attorney wanted to lock me up in prison for 3
years., but my lawyer got him down, mind you this was all my first ever
offense beyond a seat belt ticket.
In Sweden the prison cells are like small hotel rooms for 1 person look it up and you will think that your life is unfair, Just type "Swedish Prisons" into Google.
Viktor Jarlemyr The norwegian prisons are like vacation houses, sometimes on a island. Saw a documentary about it, and it really does help if you treat criminals as people and less than animals.
You will gladly make a crime in Sweden 😂
DragonViewsNL in norway you eat fish every Day in many prison
It's like IKEA run the prisons 😂
Mf are living lavish
DUDE WHOS THAT!?
dude: thats my sister
SHES HOOOT
dood: shes six.
Niiiiccceeeeeeeee
-gets beat the shit out of-
Kap Japington xD
wtf not very funny
Two words: Cho mo.
Kennan Dunn C H O M O
my friend jesus ?
yeah, i can attest to the fact that "woot woot" does not work anymore.
Junie cakes
I'd do it just to piss the guard off.
Got any spare junie cakes?
I’m listening to this guy, and I can’t believe he survived 7 yrs in prison.
My dad does not speak English god bless his Junie Cakes.
Mexican Ghost ur dad in prison ??
You deserve a sub
look you actually brought a real note from prison
I think he just wrote it
Isn't he snitching on everybody in a way ?
David Smith stop asking questions or imma hit your junny cakes with a broom
No
XD
David Smith he's saving your juney cakes boi
Omg 😂😂 these comments
I never heard anyone say the floor is wet. that must be a local thing
everywhere is different
k. rich they say that in Michigan too
You are so fucking captivating and entertaining!! The way you tell your stories and act them out dude it’s so impressive. You need a tv show
Now im ready to rob a bank
Got nothin' to lose
JackOps except your junny cakes
Khiry Wiley Lol Good One
supitsjoan thanks lol
do it! do it! do it!
Pics or it didn't happen
Nosy Prisoner: Dude who is that?
Prisoner #2: That's my sister.
Nosy Prisoner: Dude she's hot!
Prisoner #2: She's six.
I didn't ask that
The Floor is Wet ➡️ The Floor is Soaking ➡️ Moist...
Romeo ??
*teacher is comming to my friend in class while theyre using their phone* “WWWWHHHOOOOOOPPPPPP WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHOOOOOOOPPPPPP” teacher turns back. “Joe wat the fuckr u yelling for” 😂😂😂😂
Would you-
STOP-
Getting-
In my-
FACE!
eeeh
D.O's bødyrølls Infires me namjohn...
EXO-L_ArmyIndo suho
Emiloo Rex aaaa
Ikr, im like BACK THE HELL OFF
I’m coming for your junny cakes boi
Cho Cho that’s okay I don’t really want to finish it anyways
Junicakes*
Cho Cho LMAOOOO
You better watch your back FISH! Squirrel master wont always be there to protect you.
NEXT TIME I COME FOR YOU im gonna want some Cocktail, FRUIT.
Ahahah
11:30 She’s six.. 😂😂
Buddhist Paul lol
I was about to comment that😂
Lmfao...but it should be like 11:20
Just found your channel last night, I didn't even now the name of it... I watched the 10 different types of CO's. It made me laugh because I was a JCO for some years... I was the sleeping CO... Great channel, keep doing work...
If you can sit quietly after hearing difficult news, If in finantual difficulty you remain perfectly calm, If you can happily eat whatever is put on your plate, If you can fall asleep after a day of running around without a drink or a pill, If you can always find contentment just where you are, you are probably a dog. -Jack Kornfeild Remember happiness is impermanent and so is sadness. Your life can change completely at the drop of a hat and your mood can change all by it's self. And that's okay.
Wow fam
phillip long is this one of them prison slangs
phillip long Thanks man.
word
I like the random zooms to the camera😂 I love it 😂
Tiger MO same dude, I don’t get how people hate hate it
Tiger MO That is his face getting closer to the camera
holy shit 150 000 subs ur growin man nice
Esquire Taylor we'll see. I bet he will surprise you
Esquire Taylor dude chilll
Esquire Taylor how old ate you cause i fucking hate people who say shit like that on the internet
Esquire Taylor i understand exacly what ur saying sorry for sending him a compliment
Esquire Taylor he's got over 50k since the first of January so I think he will be ok. And there are about 10-15 million ex cons in the us. I think he can hit 500 k at least.
I know everyone one of us are going to have "haters" in life. I scrolled through the comments, and, hey.. to each their own. I'd never stop someone from sharing what's on their mind. However, I have to leave this for everyone.. This guy is pouring his heart out, and bearing his soul for the world to see. I don't see a lesser person! I see someone who admitted to making a mistake, and is entertaining us. He's not glorifying it, either. At least not in my opinion. Rather, he's taking a bad situation he put himself in, and getting back some of his time my educating us. Learn from his mistake, and the mistakes of the people he discusses.
Thank you, bro!
Regards,
Mitch
I know how to talk prison,when guards come you say:
Ledeledeledele
#Faze Turkey Lunch you were in that apex vid💀
He talks like sid from ice age 😣😭😂😂
leaches2 ?
I like Cake and Frosting ?
leaches2 There is literally no resemblance.
click obviously 33 other people think so 🤔😂😭🖕
leaches2 like who? Nobody in this comment section agrees with you.
One of the most underrated youtube ur amazing I love keep doing what ur doing
This is one of your best brother. much love from RSA
I shouldn't laugh at rape but
*Gay sex stuff* killed me
Hannah Young gay sex doesn't = rape
Ffboarder4life Still super fucking funny though lmao
+Ffboarder4life Prison sex isn't always consensual man...
D'Angelo EL Mirage There's a difference between any kind of sex and rape. If he was talking about rape he would've said rape. Like any humans. If u go to court they're not gonna say " you're going to jail for having sex" there's a big difference like I said
The floor's wet
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Did the guards ever walk in when you were tatoing
Nelson&Arianie Martinez yup
"tattooing"
Nelson&Arianie Martinez
you did a GREAT JOB EDITING, THIS VIDEO....I KNEW EVERY WORD...I WAS UPSTATE IN PA...