👮 CSI Detective (grimacing at the report): "Her death was triggered by traces of peanuts in his... semen." 😎 Horatio Caine (smirking): "Talk about a killer load." 🎶 YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!! 🎶
Not sure, if they planned it "right", the absorbent material might be layered with the outer shell. They do mention leather, which would make it unlikely to be something you’d completely throw away. Add to that the idea that the purpose is not to wet/sully yourself, but just to be prepared, in case an accident was to happen. It couldn’t possibly be 75$ for "just in case, once", it would have to be reusable, to some extend. Maybe it’s a washable inner material with a leather outer shell? I’m not curious to look it up, though my tendency to be interested in weird products does make me wonder for whom it’s designed and what would be the defining product design decision you’d need to make in order for it to sell (albeit to a very limited and niche audience)
It totally gives Mad Max vibes. Just need some combat boots, football pads, a face mask of some sort and about 3 cans of hairspray for the mohawk. Add chains and leather straps as you please.
The thing is I actually know people who would use/wear the mosh pit diaper... they're just also the people who would rather thrift some leather from old couch cushions and use the stuffing for absorption. They'd meanwhile the meanwhile product
"The relaunched Jolt Cola will have 200 milligrams of caffeine per 16-ounce can. This is more than triple the amount of caffeine in the original Jolt Cola, which had about 70 milligrams per 12-ounce can in 1985."
@@JAllenKaiser Apparently, OK Soda only had a select few areas it was sold in, and based on the given list at Wikipedia I was not in one at the time. I did enjoy Crystal Pepsi, though. And 7Up Gold!
I love how everyone talks about how Jolt Cola had twice the caffeine of Coke or Pepsi... like that is actually a large amount of caffeine. That's basically just mountain dew level.
Jolt Cola got me through a 3 month lab where I was cataloging pieces of stone from a 20,000 year old quarry site. Painstakingly boring work mostly through a microscope and I had to work well into the morning for weeks to get it all done. Very tiring credits.
I kid you not, in DD two weeks ago, tried to order a croissant sandwich and a matcha latte and a voice bellows out from the kitchen “No food today! We’re not making food! And no matcha!” I’m not going to bother with them ever again!
Wend’s just opened their first store in Brisbane Australia. No America. No, you don’t get to clog our arteries with your fast food. We already have enough of our own fast food joints to do that. Along with the McDonald’s, KFC, Pizza Hut. Ok, ok just wedge another piece of Americana down our food holes. Dam you. 😂😂😂
Poulet-Montrachet would mean “chicken - Montrachet” and doesn’t exist, Stephen! There are excellent wines in Burgundy such as Pouilly fumé or Pouligny-Montrachet. I was expecting more sophistication from you 😂
Jolt Cola. When it came out; we bought a six pack. We worked in a factory making microscopic computer parts. At some poinet, the boss arrived....and pointed out, in shock, that our shift ended 45 minutes previously. Jolt Cola and headphones are a deadly combination. We all accidently worked overtime. He asked that we not drink that stuff again. He feared for our health.
That peanut allergy story sounds crazy but some people are also allergic to the fumes of peanuts and other nuts. Unfortunately, I have this issue with onions, oranges, walnuts, pecans and cashews. I instantly become nauseated. Citric acid which is an ingredient in a lot of food items makes me sick too. It's pretty lame.
Wait, wait, wait… JOLT COLA WAS NOT THE 80’s… WAS IT?! 😭 oh my holy goodness gracious…! 😭 Normally, I joke about certain things making me feel old - but I actually am not impacted by them the way I make it seem… But this? JOLT Cola was 1987?! Why, Stephen’s Team,,. WHY?! 😭 Meanieheads…
I can't believe they investigated the woman's condition to the point of being able to confirm the semen had proteins from allergens. I live in NE OH where we have the CCF and UHHS and my family has multiple anaphylactic food allergies, ain't nothing of that magnitude going on in caring for them, or anybody we know
We've been going to the local Chuck E Cheese for birthday parties for years, and it's never had an animatronic band. And the pizza is quite good actually, especially for a kids party place. So what is this news, from the early 2000s?
when a canned water brand known for launching limited run satirical gimmick merch products (from a blink-182 endorsed enema, to a coffin shaped night light, to a child's plush toy of a sea mammal covered in trash) makes it onto a syndicated late night TV show playing the gimmick merch product as earnest....
I just have to fast forward to about 1 minute to see what we are here for. Strange, how Colbert went back to stick with stupid boring routines... no fun in the show, no randomness, no honesty... Even Letterman was looser and down to earth compared to what Colbert has become. I loved the Colbert report.
I don't understand how Dunkin Donuts (cause I refuse to just call it Dunkins like that) has a doughnut shortage... I used to make the bloody things for a living. They're generally made in store, or in one near by, and shipped over that morning.
1:33 "FROPE" is now my band name.
👮 CSI Detective (grimacing at the report):
"Her death was triggered by traces of peanuts in his... semen."
😎 Horatio Caine (smirking):
"Talk about a killer load."
🎶 YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!! 🎶
""Talk about a killer load."" I read that in Dr. House's voice. Seems like something he would say 🤣😂
Meanwhile, a yellow and blue bot was spotted at a Wendy's ordering 81 _Dave's Singles._
FOUND THE LOOPHOLE! 3:38
"That's nuts!" Well played.
Let's cover those things up! No one wants to see that. 🌰🧆🥜
You don’t need to spend $75 on a “mosh pit” diaper. Just get a regular adult diaper like a normal metalhead. Two layers if you’re feeling feisty
Sounds like you need some serious help if you're wearing diapers to shit yourself. So um, call someone k?
And btw I wouldn't refer to normal metal heads wearing diapers. That sounds more like a you problem. Good luck with your loose asshole.
Not sure, if they planned it "right", the absorbent material might be layered with the outer shell. They do mention leather, which would make it unlikely to be something you’d completely throw away. Add to that the idea that the purpose is not to wet/sully yourself, but just to be prepared, in case an accident was to happen. It couldn’t possibly be 75$ for "just in case, once", it would have to be reusable, to some extend. Maybe it’s a washable inner material with a leather outer shell? I’m not curious to look it up, though my tendency to be interested in weird products does make me wonder for whom it’s designed and what would be the defining product design decision you’d need to make in order for it to sell (albeit to a very limited and niche audience)
Jolt⚡ & Bugles got me through late night study sessions in college.
If you're thin, gorgeous, and successful now, I hate you.
What's with the Bugles? Why not Doritos Corn Chips?
🤣🤣🤣Formerly Rat-Owned Pizza Emporium!!!😅😅😅
As always, thanks Steven and team....what the $%$##@ would we do without you.
You are what you eat which is what you skeet.
1:08 What happened to the "Meanwhile music" ???? 😮😢
Bring the good one back !!! 😊
They're getting a Lil corny lately no lol
Yeah.
Well. They'd already dropped "Donut" from their name so...
We used to drink Rye and Jolts at parties back in the 1980s. Made for some interesting events.
And they think Red Bull and Vodka is something new, or that the original Four Loko was "too dangerous". But I would have preferred "Rum & ⚡"
When it comes to Dunkin Donuts, thanks for the hole story
😁😁😁😁😁😁
Ah! 😁
it’s full of holes, dough.
So they doughnut know what was causing the shortage at Dunkin.
No. Just, no.
I could not have been the only one on the edge of my seat waiting for something like nuts in the nut.
Don't bring back Jolt.
Give me the Surge!
That mosh pit diaper 😂😂
A combination of words I’d never thought I would hear. 🤣
It totally gives Mad Max vibes. Just need some combat boots, football pads, a face mask of some sort and about 3 cans of hairspray for the mohawk. Add chains and leather straps as you please.
The thing is I actually know people who would use/wear the mosh pit diaper... they're just also the people who would rather thrift some leather from old couch cushions and use the stuffing for absorption. They'd meanwhile the meanwhile product
A jolt cola only contains as much caffeine as a cup of coffee
😂
Twice the caffeine of Coke and Pepsi is about what you get in a Mountain Dew, and that's a lot less than a cup of tea, never mind coffee.
"The relaunched Jolt Cola will have 200 milligrams of caffeine per 16-ounce can. This is more than triple the amount of caffeine in the original Jolt Cola, which had about 70 milligrams per 12-ounce can in 1985."
So... Facebook removed fact checking, and you all are taking up residence here amongst the comedy bits?
@@blackphoenixfamily8477 Good to know, about the equivalent of a 2 liter bottle of coke or pepsi (197 mg) without all the excess liquid. 😁
Dude's nuttin nuts
Poor woman was allergic to her partner's nuts...
We sold Jolt at the bar I worked at in San Francisco 20 years ago. Nothing like silver tequila with Jolt!
"Bananas aren't metric!"
-- Stephen Colbert
I haven't had a Jolt Cola since... wait, what was I talking about?
Remember OK Soda? They should bring that one back. It was weird. …and Crystal Clear Pepsi. That too.
@@JAllenKaiser Apparently, OK Soda only had a select few areas it was sold in, and based on the given list at Wikipedia I was not in one at the time. I did enjoy Crystal Pepsi, though. And 7Up Gold!
Oh, look! a squirrel! 🐿
Fries and Feosties go together hauntingly well.
When the writers saw that "nut allergy triggered after sex" headline, they must've instantly know they would go home early that day :D
I love how everyone talks about how Jolt Cola had twice the caffeine of Coke or Pepsi... like that is actually a large amount of caffeine. That's basically just mountain dew level.
They really had to comb though the massive volume of "nut" jokes, didn't they?
But at least they blurred Mr. Penis ... er ... I mean Peanut! 🥜
Take that, Seth Myers!
I drank Jolt in the day lol!
Oh no...Happy got arrested at the airport for taking the Crocodile head back to Chubbs
Fun fact: here in Canada, bananas are metric. 🇨🇦
Friggin explains why I keep stripping them. I _thought_ my sockets wiggled a little bit.
You Canucks are sooo special and here in the lower 48 we're sooo jealous. 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸
2:12 apparently I don't know what a sandal looks like.
JOLT is programmer fuel...
Is everyone straight in line and not off track all right, Mr. Colbert ? I'm so happy for yousss
Jolt Cola got me through a 3 month lab where I was cataloging pieces of stone from a 20,000 year old quarry site. Painstakingly boring work mostly through a microscope and I had to work well into the morning for weeks to get it all done. Very tiring credits.
It's the Liquid Death mosh pit diaper and it's sold out
Get on the waiting list ... NOW!
A jolt of electricity.
😂😂 I dip my fries in a chocolate frostie too! 😂
Racist!
I kid you not, in DD two weeks ago, tried to order a croissant sandwich and a matcha latte and a voice bellows out from the kitchen “No food today! We’re not making food! And no matcha!” I’m not going to bother with them ever again!
This diaper could be a hit in the Trump collection! Signed edition for 9999$ each.
Ahhh nuts!!
Sorry, I'll have to blur you.
well eggs are $9 for 1 dozen, no way people want donuts to go up in price
BUG NUGGET! 1:02
Wend’s just opened their first store in Brisbane Australia. No America. No, you don’t get to clog our arteries with your fast food. We already have enough of our own fast food joints to do that. Along with the McDonald’s, KFC, Pizza Hut. Ok, ok just wedge another piece of Americana down our food holes. Dam you. 😂😂😂
Bananas *are* metric 😂
Are you a closet Canadian? 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
What's up with the "Meanwhile" theme music change?
When teething stop on by, frosty and fries.
Diaper Don, the Trump brand diapers, which come in gold or silver! His face on it!
Wendy's in Japan doesn't offer Frosties 😢
What's the plural of Wendy's?
@Picklesnot-co3k either Wendy'ses, Wendi or just Wendy's
Poulet-Montrachet would mean “chicken - Montrachet” and doesn’t exist, Stephen! There are excellent wines in Burgundy such as Pouilly fumé or Pouligny-Montrachet. I was expecting more sophistication from you 😂
So very yummy! Let's Car go!
Protein in uria is called as proteinuria. Which could be a sign of renal disorders.
Whoever the internet person is... that was an excellent Thumbnail placement!
1:18
*Meanwhile*
Wow, you're really ungrateful, the writers put a lot of effort into those openings
Thus spake... The Gatekeeper!
Tip of the hat to ya! 🎩
@@Picklesnot-co3kWag of the Finger… IYKYK
Jolts just your outdated version of Monster etc.
Jolt Cola. When it came out; we bought a six pack. We worked in a factory making microscopic computer parts. At some poinet, the boss arrived....and pointed out, in shock, that our shift ended 45 minutes previously. Jolt Cola and headphones are a deadly combination. We all accidently worked overtime. He asked that we not drink that stuff again. He feared for our health.
Thank You Stephen...Thank You My Friend..Thank You...😉😉😉
I’d read ages ago that Brazil nut allergens were released in semen. Wonder if other nuts do the same
Pasquale😂😂😂😂
Was that you Stephen, modeling the wears?
"bro we heard you like nutts"
1986 Jolt btw
“Time to manufacture the donuts…” 🍩 🔧 🔨
"I manufactured the donuts."
That peanut allergy story sounds crazy but some people are also allergic to the fumes of peanuts and other nuts. Unfortunately, I have this issue with onions, oranges, walnuts, pecans and cashews. I instantly become nauseated. Citric acid which is an ingredient in a lot of food items makes me sick too. It's pretty lame.
Where did he get that Kinder Egg?!
2:42 😂🤣
Than kew !!!
Wait, wait, wait… JOLT COLA WAS NOT THE 80’s… WAS IT?!
😭 oh my holy goodness gracious…! 😭
Normally, I joke about certain things making me feel old - but I actually am not impacted by them the way I make it seem…
But this?
JOLT Cola was 1987?!
Why, Stephen’s Team,,. WHY?! 😭
Meanieheads…
still didnt get used to the new intro music
I can't believe they investigated the woman's condition to the point of being able to confirm the semen had proteins from allergens. I live in NE OH where we have the CCF and UHHS and my family has multiple anaphylactic food allergies, ain't nothing of that magnitude going on in caring for them, or anybody we know
Hey that stuff sounds like AI
Omg these docs....nope
2:04 - Yaaaay! I absolutely LOVE it when Nigeria 🇳🇬 makes ‘Meanwhile’ news. 🫶🏽 #Naijanodeycarrylast!!
What a video.
You can get a contact high off a guy who uses drugs.
We've been going to the local Chuck E Cheese for birthday parties for years, and it's never had an animatronic band. And the pizza is quite good actually, especially for a kids party place. So what is this news, from the early 2000s?
Did Jolt cans even exist back then?
Grabbed a Jolt every morning at the local 7-11 before driving to high school every school day back in '87. The original and best.
when a canned water brand known for launching limited run satirical gimmick merch products (from a blink-182 endorsed enema, to a coffin shaped night light, to a child's plush toy of a sea mammal covered in trash) makes it onto a syndicated late night TV show playing the gimmick merch product as earnest....
That blur at the end goes extra hard
Just about to say a big thanks for the blur. Scary 😨 🤡 😨
.. as for the "robot band", keep the horn section and the Brazilian percussionist; discard the rest ... 2025 New Year's Resolution ....
80 burgers for $20 sounds good to me tbh.
If you have a chest freezer, you could make a profit on that.
Anyone remember the good ole days when Dunkin actually made their donuts on premise?? Like a NORMAL donut shop!?😢
Just buy 80 ¢25 burgers.... problem solved.
Peanuts are legumes
Not a nut
So that peanut man is not …..
Oh never mind
Hey jol
Top notch writers. Thank you. I think you stole all fallons writers and left him with import writer's
I just have to fast forward to about 1 minute to see what we are here for.
Strange, how Colbert went back to stick with stupid boring routines... no fun in the show, no randomness, no honesty... Even Letterman was looser and down to earth compared to what Colbert has become. I loved the Colbert report.
Thanks 🥰
Don't let us know when you stop showing up for roll call.
😂😑
Is there any white guys in the band lol hashtag racism band
Dunkin donuts taste like thet were made 2 days ago
TH-cam slid a cicis pizza ad in front of a video with charles entertainment cheese, indentured pizza rat to a swarthy italian who slings on grubhub
If you skip the opening bit, you're not a real fan
True. Count me as not real. It's boring.
'S not real, take your hands off my pickle!
I skip it always. @ 1:17 minutes for me.
Ummm... Benadryl and a douche?
I don't understand how Dunkin Donuts (cause I refuse to just call it Dunkins like that) has a doughnut shortage... I used to make the bloody things for a living. They're generally made in store, or in one near by, and shipped over that morning.
correction, the band and the writers won't get rid of you, for now~
That intro is so tired. Thank god for a fast forward button
And yet... You clicked.
Yeah!
@@simonagree4070 What does that have to do with it? Doesn't change the fact, genius
Keep groping about in the dark.
This is not funny we really have reached the legacy of idiots
Sad trombone.
First comment…lol. Cool. … Meanwhile …I am enjoying a pipe full LOL
th-cam.com/video/cm0zalh-BLg/w-d-xo.htmlsi=bN_mKzxQKeGh4mga
MEANWHILE. is literally my life😢
That snail recipe in the intro sounds DELICIOUS! 🥰🥰
WENDY'S today opened their first store in Australia, BTW.
M 🦘🏏😎