@@suaydadaud1133 also its “I’ll have two number 9’s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45’s, one with cheese and a large soda.”
2:52 when you want a sky diving, but you forget you have acrophobia and heart attack disease Then you get payed 20000 buck by god But get a curse to death twice, and *Still Alive*
1:07 "Sweet's dialogue suits very well 1:06 "Big Smoke talking while he is dead 1:46 so sad that he didn't finish his words 3:22 thanks Carl for destroying sweet's car 5:07 nice car: the car exploded
5:15 - Cars speeding and flying through the streets, hitting everyone and everything in their path... Catalina: *This place will be a walk in the park!*
@@hendriwiguna6708 In the year 20XX, a dude named [GTA 6 Protagonist name] came to vice city to expand his bussiness as a liquor store/gun shop owner, but the competition was feares as the 8 right-hand masters of the town kingpin were an obstacle to his bussiness, so he sets his journey of being the new ruled king of VICE CITY and eliminating the 8 right-hand masters! Fight, [GTA 6 Protagonist]! For Everlasting FUCKING PEACE & QUIET ON YOUR BUSSINESS!
Got busted today during Don Peyote. I had the Maverick (4 seat helicopter) and was waiting for Maccer to get inside. Took off and was about 25 feet in the air when I got busted, of course I hadn't saved in like an hour too.
The Game:
*_"Ah shit, here we go again. 5th time of destroying my game."_*
Me on PS2: just casual player
Me on PC: HESOYAM, BAGUVIX, UZUMYMW, SPEEDFREAK, AEZAKMI, IAVENJQ
Ah shit , here ge go again...
Worst place in the world
Just Fritz nah more like 47377373737474747474747474746464642828 time
Me*
4:01
"Hey Sweet you are right?" (Start kicking Sweet)
bone apple tea
You alright*
Incest
Lol😂
You been hit!
100 years later...
The Game is still alive
😶
Delete GTA V change GTA SA remake and it becomes more alive
@@Steven-xo8fl That will be awesome
@@Steven-xo8fl There's already a GTA SA remake you dumbass
@@bmhater1283 really? r/woooosh
5:44 the best heart attack ever
Sweet:Oh no my brother is dead... Wel Whatever who wants take something to eat?
BS:I have 2 numb...
Sweet:HELL NO
and his voice when he dies is priceless
eeeeiiiiii
Smooth death
Light Yagami strikes again
1:46
Gangster: "You up for a bounce?"
Car: *flies*
Aztec as*
INSANE STUNT BONUS
@Unreal Cereal no
God: take my money
@@nilsber. Mission Failed
2:57
CJ's heart.exe Has Stopped Working
Do you want to report this error to Microsoft?
Literally Passed the mission
His heart stopped when he saw all that money.
I'm 200 🎸
@@ysni8287 yep
4:15
*Sweet:* It doesn't matter, man - you gotta get out of here. The cops gonna arrive any second.
*CJ:* Nah, man I ain't-*BLEH*
The cops arrived sooner than expected...
But Sweet was dead.
Ah shit here we go again...
And sweet simpely walks away
@@startrap7839 lmao
Cj: Eh, Sweet man, you alright? You been hit!
(Start stomping Sweet)
At least Sweet was pretending and killed CJ :\
4:37 that one cop is so famous. Everyone taking a picture of him.
Because hes the only survivor
it would look better if tenpenny was there, lol
@@4storyboss AGHAHAAHAHAHHA
@@4storyboss 😂😂😂
tempenny™
1:47
+ You up for a bounce, homie?
-Nah, I'm here to fly
(After few seconds, the landscape of Los Santos as Birdseye)
@@ralzvyFYI It's Los Santos. Hope you ain't blind.
@@ShrabanisMoments bruh thats las venturas, sure you didn't lose your contact lenses?
it's los santos, you can see a highway and skate park
@@maya7479 damn I was wrong. Its true. Guess I forgot to wear my contact lenses today..
1:49 insane stunt bonus $128 🤣
3:20 *Big Smoke:* “Hey thanks, Carl. Hey, I’ve missed having you around, baby.”
*CJ:* “Thanks, man. I wished Sweet thought like that.”
*explodes*
I think this were there final words before suicide 💀
1:03
Gang: Ballas! Drive by! Incoming!
Cj: i think we have more important issues to contend with
We gotta get back to the hood man, its too crazy around here!
We gotta get back to the back
3:03 CJ fell so hard he died twice.
*Thrice
@Patra Romedhal wdym?
Nah he died 3 times
2:47 everybody split up we'll meet at the hospital later
More like at the heaven.
@@jimmy1395 😁😁
@@jimmy1395 heaven? Nah
They literally split up everywhere😂
@@somefries3101 hell?
0:27
CJ, Gimme a ride?
Alright smoke let's go, see y'all later
**Car dissapears into the 7th universe*
I know that movie
@@milotim1125 what it is
@@johnbriancatedrilla4028 That a horror movie call "Vanished in the 7th street"
@@milotim1125 thanks
He got that ride anyway. Xd
Press F for player playing SA without cheat
F
F
F
kirito the master F for me I’m playing it without cheats
F
1:03
How the streets look on Black Friday
5:33
CJ: Nice car, Smoke
*Open the key*
*EXPLODE*
5:44 heart atack
NICE CAR SMOKE
Lol
5:36 give back the key
Smoke farted
2:57 When you're skydiving and suddendly remember you're scared of heights
Acrophobia*
Is this the blessed comment ?
@@naximuwu no is not you "a number 9 number 6 extra tip a number 7 2 25 one with cheese and a Large soda"
@@suaydadaud1133 r/ihadastroke
@@suaydadaud1133 also its
“I’ll have two number 9’s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45’s, one with cheese and a large soda.”
5:44 dont step on lego
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
This was the moment when he knew, he f*cked up.
Cyaranth 2:07 Next time on Dragon Ball Z. CJ stepped on a LEGO and cause a Kamehameha on the civilians
5:44 Heart Attack in a nutshell
that moment, when Carl johnson's name was written on a death note
*EAH*
BTW!!!!
@@4storyboss true
2:17 brain exe stopped working
3:25 yay!
This game never dies
But cj does
@@vilasdewoolkar1268 everyone dies in GTA San Andreas
@@BruhMoment93_ not everyone they are just old
@@BruhMoment93_ gta sa take place in 1992
5:45 Sweet: Shit. CJ died. Let's split up, guys.
6:30 when you’re so angry you literally explode
5:06 That's why CJ is the most gangsta person alive
CJ is galeem confirmed
"Nice car, Smoke."
didn't know he even could use a master spark tho
5:16 "This place will be a walk in the park"
They said...
0:37 "hey that... " BOOMMM!!!
XD
i heard ADOLF..BOOOOOMM
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Smoke farded bc clucking bell
1:17 when you've just heard McDonalds are giving away free cheese burgers
1:24 r.i.p worker
@@saidrah5765 😆
Big smoke be like:
@@itsmoonlight_blossom8126 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's basically black friday
04:44 GTA 5 Michael mission reference
Yup he woke up drugged
:U
GTA sa mission reference on GTA V *
@@sandvichnavy2682
Its a joke dude
Did someone say yoga?
Big smoke: *DEAD*
Also big smoke: *AH MY CAR MAN*
Where's Carl's *oof* in the intro..??
Yeah miss that shit
Ughh!!
Aaahhhhhhhh!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:46 such a beautiful view.
Before death
His likes 💀
2:52 when you want a sky diving, but you forget you have acrophobia and heart attack disease
Then you get payed 20000 buck by god
But get a curse to death twice, and *Still Alive*
*WANT a divING*
dat portal reference
😂 relatable.
lol, he's like *OUGH* finally i've passed it
*GOD*
4:55
I'm feeling a little exposed here!
-
-
*Wasted*
Triple Wasted
*Mission Passed*
4:03
Hitting sweet with his feet
"Eh , sweet man , you alright ? You been hurt"
Thats how cj makes sure sweet is okay or not
2:46
ryder is right everybody split up and we'll meet up in heaven
Heaven nah
lmao
LMAO
2:46
We'll meet up later
*Explosion*
Meet up at heaven
Crazzy
4:37 *Lol....* *Cop* *became* *celebrity!*
Bruh... 😂
cuz he the only one survive
Ryder:
,,Same old Axorb, using the same cheats..."
1:07 *"We gotta get back to the hood man its to crazy around here"*
*"AYYY DAT"*
- Big Smoke's last words
1:07 "Sweet's dialogue suits very well
1:06 "Big Smoke talking while he is dead
1:46 so sad that he didn't finish his words
3:22 thanks Carl for destroying sweet's car
5:07 nice car: the car exploded
Car became god
0:31 sweet angry big smoke
Another mission passed
With wasted (same time)
2:58
WTF?
Also with some money this time
5:15 -
Cars speeding and flying through the streets, hitting everyone and everything in their path...
Catalina: *This place will be a walk in the park!*
Lolp
Ah yes, the ultimate sequel to:
Wasted
Mission Passed
Respect
Thanks for the vid!
3:47 Tenpenny: You work fast nigga
CJ: No i just got of the plane
The Cutsecenes are so cursed
0:30
CJ: "See y'all later"
*Goes into another dimension*
1:07 It's Make Me Laugh Hard 😂😂
Hahaaha🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL
CJ RIP
Lol 😂
I freaking love this so much. GTA SA mods and parodies are the best.
1:08 It's *TOO CRAZY AROUND HERE*
Rip CJ
I love the part of the gun shooting rainbow at 2:10 part
GTA 3 = 2001
GTA SA = 1992
GTA Vice City = 1986
GTA Vice City Stories = 1984
GTA Liberty City Stories = 1995-1998
GTA 5 = 2013
GTA 4 = 2008
Edit = GTA 4
GTA 6 = 20xx
So, GTA 6 will be a crossover game with Mega Man?
@@hendriwiguna6708 In the year 20XX, a dude named [GTA 6 Protagonist name] came to vice city to expand his bussiness as a liquor store/gun shop owner, but the competition was feares as the 8 right-hand masters of the town kingpin were an obstacle to his bussiness, so he sets his journey of being the new ruled king of VICE CITY and eliminating the 8 right-hand masters!
Fight, [GTA 6 Protagonist]!
For Everlasting FUCKING PEACE & QUIET ON YOUR BUSSINESS!
Gta 6 1977
@@heatniX gta vc will never happen out of 1980s
@@frankcastle4547 r/woosh
0:30
Cj: see ya'll later
.
.
.
Smoke: Ayat! *boom*
Hoya gora te songer you Nani ! Boooom
big smoke was saying "hey that", not "ayat"
1:26 When the WW3 break out and you can't hide.
*0:30** YOU SCARED ME! 😂😂😂*
4:22 you decked out now dawg
6:24 when you are the owner of the casino and got lost in your own casino.
5:44 - This was the moment when he knew, he f*cked up.
1:46
"You up for a bounce?" **gets bounced**
1:51 i laughed so hard in that part
2:10 Wow, Earth Gravity Gun is amazing, it looks like a laser gun or something!
You've outdone yourself ax, laughed at almost every scene in this vid.
"All we have to do - was play the normal game CJ!"
The “insane stunt bonus” gets me every time
5:06 "Nice car, Smoke!" *Blows it back to the stone age*
1:09 it’s too crazy round here. This fits in perfectly with the messed up cutscene 😂😂
Smoke: "Hey that..." *car explodes*
6:04 Wasted, with a full healthbar.
Everytime I am sad or feeling down, I watch one of these videos and laugh my butt off
4:52
I think CJ has been transformed into an atom and he got melted under that crate lol
6:26
CJ:Lose Gambling
Pedestrian:Ooh Shit
BOOM
" It's too crazy around here " I felt that
5:34 CJ: nice car smoke
Big smoke: you know me, it’s not cut, keep the value in it, keep it real
CJ: *EXPLODES & DIES* ERUGH...
5:13
"This place will be a walk in the park!"
*dies*
i'm laughing so hard with everydead, that my friends telling me on discord "what the fuck is wrong with u man?" THIS IS SO MF FUNNY XDDD
5:25
*CJ is History
1:46
A member of Varios Loz Atecaz: You up for a bounce-
CJ: *NO, I DON'T WANT THAT*
Procceds to fly like a cartoon car*
1:08 damn Ballas got away from all that
1:46 - You up for a bonce...!" CRASH!!!
5:35 man this is so funny
Keep it real
WASTED
MISSION PASSED!
$20000 . . .
WASTED ; let's get back to th-
WASTED.
Nicely done Comrade and this game is still fun to play ;)
1:07 Sweet:WE GOT TO GET BACK TO THE HOOD MAN ITS TOO CRAZY OUT HERE!
Me: What crazy?
0:31 99% of you reading didn't expect that
I never thought I'd see CJ using the Master Spark... wonder how he learned it.
that guy in the beginning who followed the car was like HOLY SH'T WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED I GOTTA TAKE A LOOK
5:44 me walking with my family before I trip and die
Catalina: This place will be a walk in the park.
*Cars destroying each other and intense chaos happening*
2:18 CJ: Ha, in this car, I can't die.
*Suddenly dies anyway.*
U know wat? Smoke had a really big order and also ate Ryder's order, so he had bigger order.
3:00
*OH BABY ITS TRIPLE*
That is Stovaway mission btw xD
Oh Baby *Its* Triple
@@clashoclan3371 ye
Got busted today during Don Peyote. I had the Maverick (4 seat helicopter) and was waiting for Maccer to get inside. Took off and was about 25 feet in the air when I got busted, of course I hadn't saved in like an hour too.
when I try to buy something with my mom on a black friday 5:14
You up for a boun..
*Famous last words*
2:58 Whoa! That's the first time we die and mission passes!
5:14 Catalina:This place will be a walk in the park.
Me:Yeah…maybe…I guess…
2:08 MASTER SPAAAAAAARK!!!!
You mean galeem?