Geo Only VS. The Land of Eternal Thunder [Genshin Impact Geo Only]

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  • @ameliahughes8073
    @ameliahughes8073 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1454

    My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta

    • @sofiarodrigues5915
      @sofiarodrigues5915 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      GOD THIS IS SO BAD LOL

    • @lightxki
      @lightxki 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      this is lovely, thank you

    • @welptherareone
      @welptherareone 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      This is the most amazing joke I’ve ever heard

    • @Fishandough
      @Fishandough 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I love this so much.

    • @_barlao
      @_barlao 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      thank you for this amazing joke, this has changed my view on life. i will cherish this joke till the day i die.

  • @seantakunda909
    @seantakunda909 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

    Cyno once went to an Italian restaurant, he heard the food was to die for...long story short the food was so good he pasta-way

  • @xdalice444
    @xdalice444 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +212

    Will you accept if I just say pasta?
    Pasta.
    If not then here you go:
    Pasta (UK: /ˈpæstə/, US: /ˈpɑːstə/, Italian: [ˈpasta]) is a type of food typically made from an unleavened dough of wheat flour mixed with water or eggs, and formed into sheets or other shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking. Pasta was traditionally only made with durum, although the definition has been expanded to include alternatives for a gluten-free diet, such as rice flour, or legumes such as beans or lentils. While Asian noodles are believed to have originated in China, pasta is believed to have independently originated in Italy and is a staple food of Italian cuisine,[1][2] with evidence of Etruscans making pasta as early as 400 BCE in Italy.[3][4]
    Pastas are divided into two broad categories: dried (Italian: pasta secca) and fresh (Italian: pasta fresca). Most dried pasta is produced commercially via an extrusion process, although it can be produced at home. Fresh pasta is traditionally produced by hand, sometimes with the aid of simple machines.[5] Fresh pastas available in grocery stores are produced commercially by large-scale machines.
    Both dried and fresh pastas come in a number of shapes and varieties, with 310 specific forms known by over 1,300 documented names.[6] In Italy, the names of specific pasta shapes or types often vary by locale. For example, the pasta form cavatelli is known by 28 different names depending upon the town and region. Common forms of pasta include long and short shapes, tubes, flat shapes or sheets, miniature shapes for soup, those meant to be filled or stuffed, and specialty or decorative shapes.[7]
    As a category in Italian cuisine, both fresh and dried pastas are classically used in one of three kinds of prepared dishes: as pasta asciutta (or pastasciutta), cooked pasta is plated and served with a complementary sauce or condiment; a second classification of pasta dishes is pasta in brodo, in which the pasta is part of a soup-type dish. A third category is pasta al forno, in which the pasta is incorporated into a dish that is subsequently baked in the oven.[8] Pasta dishes are generally simple, but individual dishes vary in preparation. Some pasta dishes are served as a small first course or for light lunches, such as pasta salads. Other dishes may be portioned larger and used for dinner. Pasta sauces similarly may vary in taste, color and texture.[9]
    In terms of nutrition, cooked plain pasta is 31% carbohydrates (mostly starch), 6% protein, and low in fat, with moderate amounts of manganese, but pasta generally has low micronutrient content. Pasta may be enriched or fortified, or made from whole grains.
    And of course, pasta tastes way better with a good sauce:
    Tomato sauce (also known as salsa roja in Spanish, sauce tomate in French or salsa di pomodoro in Italian) can refer to many different sauces made primarily from tomatoes, usually to be served as part of a dish, rather than as a condiment. Tomato sauces are common for meat and vegetables, but they are perhaps best known as bases for sauces for Mexican salsas and Italian pasta dishes. Tomatoes have a rich flavor, high water content, soft flesh which breaks down easily, and the right composition to thicken into a sauce when stewed, without the need for thickeners such as roux or masa. All of these qualities make them ideal for simple and appealing sauces.
    In countries such as the United Kingdom, India, Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa, the term tomato sauce is used to describe a condiment similar to what Americans call ketchup. In some of these countries, both terms are used for the condiment.
    History
    Tomato sauces, along with similarly related and prepared tomatillo sauces, are presumed to have been in use since antiquity by the peoples of Central and South America as bases for many dishes. However, much of Pre-Columbian cuisine history in Mexico, along with other culturally significant information, had been purged during the periods of conquest by Europeans, chiefly the Spanish.[2] Bernardino de Sahagún, a Franciscan friar from the Kingdom of Spain, is believed to be the first European to write about tomato sauce after encountering it for sale in the markets of Tenochtitlan (Mexico City, today).[3]
    The first Italian cookbook to include tomato sauce, Lo Scalco alla Moderna ('The Modern Steward'), was written by Italian chef Antonio Latini and was published in two volumes in 1692 and 1694. The use of tomato sauce with pasta appeared for the first time in 1790 in the Italian cookbook L'Apicio moderno, by Roman chef Francesco Leonardi.[4]
    I will await my welkin good sir. Sever is Europe and my UID is 718244805.

    • @StarrZal332
      @StarrZal332 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      You deserve it too, I thought mine was good 😭

    • @kleeboomboombakudan
      @kleeboomboombakudan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Istg people do the absolute most for this💀 (i would too though)

    • @andreavarvarigos1936
      @andreavarvarigos1936 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'm italian

    • @ihatebananas5719
      @ihatebananas5719 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Dang it I thought I was being original, I did the same thing😂 good luck to you though!

    • @loriandybus782
      @loriandybus782 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't know how to say it but, I have a RIDDLE, only one who has the knowledge might get.
      An "owl" once told me not to CRY Over the time that has been long lost and leave the PAST Aside for a moment, cause JAVA posted another video and that means that we've got a nice way to spend some time vibing to his adventures, hope u get what I meant
      UID718201693 on Europe server

  • @GIXEMM2
    @GIXEMM2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +206

    What do you call a pasta without any friends?
    “Ravi-lonely”

    • @McDonaIdsDazai
      @McDonaIdsDazai 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      A classmate of mine has the Name Ravi

    • @rmnxyz-ev8do
      @rmnxyz-ev8do 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@McDonaIdsDazaiare they lonely

  • @yatsi8979
    @yatsi8979 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    Java: Free welkin, but you gotta use the word past-
    Me: Shut up and take my pasta.

  • @jakaskotka6072
    @jakaskotka6072 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    Geo only is like pasta - when a new video appears, it dissapears almost instantly and we have to wait for Java to make more.
    Nope, no idea what I said, but I’m sure it will make sense to drunk people.

    • @ilykazuhaaa
      @ilykazuhaaa 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      as an italian i approve.

    • @JustaStorm
      @JustaStorm 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      No cause why does it make sense

  • @Cherry--Blossom
    @Cherry--Blossom 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +407

    How about this: What's the most relaxing type of pasta?
    Spa-ghetti!
    Extra one: When a pasta gets sick, it ends up being a Mac n’ sneeze(:
    Extra-extra one:The world is full of pasta-bilties. You just need the right set of eyes to eat them.

    • @alexprus7953
      @alexprus7953 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Ha, I ghett it 😂

    • @Cherry--Blossom
      @Cherry--Blossom 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@alexprus7953 😂

    • @3stell4_
      @3stell4_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love spaghetti🗣‼️

    • @ahmirjones806
      @ahmirjones806 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Last one got it 😭😭

  • @artadvance7234
    @artadvance7234 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    My family is now judging me for the amount of time i spent watching you, i just discovered you and oh boy, you should be competing with youtubers like doro44 and theJonathan. i legit love your channel.
    The travaler walks into the library and she asked Lisa “Do you have pasta?”
    Lisa rolled her eyes and answered “Sweetie, this is the library.”
    The travaler whispers “Do you have pasta?”
    What did the ravioli say to the tortellini? “You’ve got some filling in your teeth!”
    What’s an Italian’s favorite type of bean? Cannelini, because it’s pasta-ble!
    As an Italian it hurts me making these jokes but i guess its for Furina's sake.

  • @youlisses4968
    @youlisses4968 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +343

    Why did the pasta go to therapy?
    Because it felt stuck in a "spaghetti" of emotions and needed to "penne" down its feelings

    • @gwendyylion4874
      @gwendyylion4874 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      It was putting a lot of “strain” on its body

    • @Genshin-impact4522
      @Genshin-impact4522 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Why did the pasta go to therapy?
      Because it felt stuck in a "spaghetti" of emotions and needed to "penne" down its feelings

    • @narcisti5563
      @narcisti5563 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      did u get any welkin?

    • @Genshin-impact4522
      @Genshin-impact4522 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@narcisti5563 no i dint

  • @silverholly1081
    @silverholly1081 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Coming up with a pasta related pun is truly im-pasta-ble.
    Also for the thing at 2:07 it needs to be hit a certain number of times, dmg numbers don’t matter, so using a slow weapon like a claymore is probably why you struggle.

  • @LordYoni
    @LordYoni 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Fussili.
    Spaghetti.
    Penne.
    Ravioli.
    Long ago, the four types lived
    together in harmony. Then everything
    changed when the Spaghetti attacked.
    Only the pasta, master of all four
    types, could stop them. But when the
    world needed him most, he vanished.
    A hundred years passed and my
    brother and I discovered the new pasta
    A Ravioli cook named JavaTheCup, and
    although his Ravioli cooking skills are great
    he still has a lot to learn
    before he's ready to save anyone.
    But I believe JavaTheCup can save the culinary world.

    • @Dagoz
      @Dagoz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      PEAK!!! This is the best one and I hope you win.

    • @LordYoni
      @LordYoni 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Dagoz Thank you 🙏🏾🙏🏾 In JavaTheCup we trust

    • @giyuusaan
      @giyuusaan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Penne>>>>

  • @yuu1676
    @yuu1676 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    While Asian noodles are believed to have originated in China, pasta is believed to have independently originated in Italy and is a staple food of Italian cuisine, with evidence of Etruscans making pasta as early as 400 BCE in Italy.

  • @nefylia4037
    @nefylia4037 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    An Italian mobster drops a bomb and runs from the scene
    "Pasta la vista baby"

  • @theleafeon1
    @theleafeon1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    About the anime, I read that as it's ufotable, it's almost certainly still in production. They have a record of announcing anime years in advance of release.

  • @Vio.L3t
    @Vio.L3t 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Those three electro monuments gave me massive flashbacks in swords-only.
    I guess were back to where we struggled in the PASTA.

  • @PinkNoibat
    @PinkNoibat 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    I would never make a pasta joke,that would be absolutely pre-pasta-ourous

    • @PinkNoibat
      @PinkNoibat 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ID-758220463
      Server-EU

  • @cd0202
    @cd0202 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    1) Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
    He pasta way. So sad that he ran out of thyme.
    2) What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta.
    Love your videos Java!

  • @Sherluze
    @Sherluze 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I can't believe he didn't mention how good the Java Cuplings are at pasta-eating had to buy 839908154 of them to finally beat one at EATING PASTA of all things (seriously they're adorable though

    • @thethoughtsofourlife
      @thethoughtsofourlife 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's a really clever way to say your uid

  • @chemioj2317
    @chemioj2317 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Went to a wedding reception last week, but we couldn't start the ceremony without the "pasta"

  • @regalseagull
    @regalseagull 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    You know, I live in *Europe* , close to Italy in fact, so I know about *733612654* different shapes and dishes that include *pasta* .

    • @Starchaser38
      @Starchaser38 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wait, is that your UID? 🤣 That's pretty clever! 😂

    • @regalseagull
      @regalseagull 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Starchaser38 Yup, I was inspired by I'mScout's comment section whenever she did giveaways

    • @benjaminsimpson6254
      @benjaminsimpson6254 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      EU gang!

  • @luckz9190
    @luckz9190 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Why did Zhongli order pasta at the restaurant? Because he wanted something "Geo-rmet"!

  • @yuna-72201
    @yuna-72201 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Did you hear about the pasta and it’s cooking water?
    Their relationship was strained

  • @nano_mix
    @nano_mix 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    What did the driver instructor say to the sutdent?
    You pasta your test with a score of 627860429 points !

  • @Misaki_8076
    @Misaki_8076 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
    He pasta way. So sad that he ran out of thyme.

    • @Misaki_8076
      @Misaki_8076 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      uid -727029481 Eu server

    • @mcleafybranch3914
      @mcleafybranch3914 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      dang it you got to it first

  • @Night_birb
    @Night_birb 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    0:58 when u killed that lawachurl, itto said "pasta la vista"

  • @morgandittfeld7071
    @morgandittfeld7071 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Why did the Noelle cook pasta for the Knight of Favonius? To get some rock-solid carbs!

  • @quinns4655
    @quinns4655 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I can't believe I almost scrolled pasta this video, so happy to see another geo only video

  • @hutao5427
    @hutao5427 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Java something that whould be really enjoyable to watch is you cleaning up your main account and giving us a tour on how it is going (by that i mean show weapons, characters, artifacts and so on) if u have already done this then can someone tell me which video it is and if u haven't done one then u should bc I think it whould be a rly good video for content and for us to simply enjoy it :)

  • @BIank-u2r
    @BIank-u2r 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    The Adventures of Penne P. Pasta: A Pasta Classic
    Once upon a time in the bustling town of Noodleville, lived a spirited piece of pasta named Penne P. Pasta. Penne was not just any pasta; she had dreams as big as her curves and a heart full of adventure. Born in the renowned Pasta Pantry, she shared her home with various types of pasta - from the delicate Angel Hair to the robust Rigatoni. Each had their unique role in the culinary world, but Penne was special - she was determined to explore the world beyond the pantry shelves.
    One sunny morning, Penne overheard the Chef talking about an upcoming international food festival. This was her chance! Without a second thought, she wiggled her way out of her box and onto the counter. With a courageous leap, she landed into a basket filled with an array of fresh vegetables bound for the festival.
    As the journey began, Penne marveled at the vibrant colors and fresh aromas around her. She met a plump Tomato named Tony, who shared stories of sun-drenched fields, and Basil, a fragrant herb with a soothing presence. Together, they formed a unique bond, understanding that they were destined to create something extraordinary.
    Arriving at the festival, Penne saw the magnificent stalls, each representing different cuisines from around the world. The bustling energy filled her with excitement and a bit of nervousness. But she remembered her dream - to become a part of a dish that would bring joy and satisfaction to many.
    Her chance came when a famous chef selected her, Tony, and Basil to create a special dish. With skillful hands, the chef combined Penne with a rich marinara sauce, sautéed vegetables, and a sprinkle of freshly chopped basil. As the dish came together, Penne felt a warm sensation of fulfillment. She was no longer just a piece of pasta but a crucial element in a culinary masterpiece.
    When the dish was presented, the crowd's reaction was overwhelming. People savored each bite, their faces lighting up with delight. Penne realized that her adventure had not only brought her personal satisfaction but also happiness to others. She had become part of something greater, blending her unique identity with other ingredients to create harmony and delight.
    Penne's adventure didn't end there. She continued to explore different cuisines, bringing her unique shape and texture to dishes around the world. Through her journey, Penne learned that every ingredient, no matter how small, plays a significant role in the grand culinary tapestry.
    And so, in the vibrant world of flavors and spices, Penne P. Pasta became a legendary figure, inspiring other pasta pieces to dream big and venture beyond the pantry. She proved that with courage and curiosity, one could transform from an ordinary ingredient into a celebrated star of the culinary world. And thus, Penne’s story spread, becoming a timeless tale of adventure, unity, and the magic of good food.
    If you read through this - UID 627216380 America Server

    • @longbow6976
      @longbow6976 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      AI 💀

    • @waifuslayer69
      @waifuslayer69 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i'm not reading all that but i'm happy for you though or sad about what happened😊

    • @LordYoni
      @LordYoni 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BIank-u2r Now the real question is: What's Penne P. Pasta's middle name?

    • @BIank-u2r
      @BIank-u2r 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@LordYoni Pulchritudinous

  • @KazeMemaryu
    @KazeMemaryu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    I was gonna insert a copypasta, but I think that joke would hit like a wet noodle.
    Leaving that aside, I really wonder if geo will be forever cursed with crystalize. I hope we'll eventually get a character that turns crystalize into an damaging reaction, just to finally get the collective cast of geo characters out of their sad mono niché.

    • @AnishSHenoy2004
      @AnishSHenoy2004 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Is this sarcasm???

    • @Mizu5GaveMeALobotomy
      @Mizu5GaveMeALobotomy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes. ​@@AnishSHenoy2004

    • @red-faced-lad3354
      @red-faced-lad3354 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Navia:am i a joke to you?!

    • @DG_Toti
      @DG_Toti 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@red-faced-lad3354navia doesn’t turn crystallize itself into a damaging reaction, she just uses the crystalize cores to charge her skill and deal more damage herself.

    • @cobaltchromee7533
      @cobaltchromee7533 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AnishSHenoy2004 Which part? Because geo being the only element with shitty reactions is just a sad truth

  • @darvex4479
    @darvex4479 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Itto was making sure that Signora pasta way seeing something Geo related on this account

  • @Zenithsayain
    @Zenithsayain 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    a dish originally from Italy consisting of dough made from durum wheat, extruded or stamped into various shapes and cooked in boiling water, and typically served with a sauce.

  • @totallynotfangirl8102
    @totallynotfangirl8102 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Resisting the urge to prolong your suffering and will not make any pasta puns

  • @kimtaehyung3135
    @kimtaehyung3135 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    honestly i really love pasta, i’ve always loved pasta since i was a kid, im watching the video while writing this comment about pasta cause yk my mom once made home made pasta when i was a kid it was pasta carbonara and since then i’ve always loved pasta, but what i find a little strange is the hype about the carbonara noodles from buldak. yes they’re good, but they don’t really taste like the pasta to me? i can’t really tell what they DO taste like but they have like they’re own little flavour instead. apart from that there’s this guy i follow on tiktok and he makes a LOT of homemade pasta for homeless shelters and everytime he makes a new video about the homemade pasta he doubles the amount of eggs in the pasta (which makes it a bigger batch every video) i really love how he does it for such a good cause and honestly my arms would’ve NEVER hung out that long cause making homemade pasta is not an easy thing. the amount of workout you have to do for it is absolutely crazy and honestly if i was to do that what he does i wouldn’t even gym anymore cause you’d grown a crazy amount of muscle JUST by making the dough. did you also know that yk you shouldn’t break pasta to the Italians but there’s one single pasta that even Italians break before cooking it? that’s because that pasta is SO long that you just can’t fit it all into the pot without breaking it, i can’t recall the name of it but it anyone knows i’ll obviously edit this so that i can actually tell you guys the name of the pasta that they also break.
    edit: (i’m on eu server! my uid is 714986385)

  • @Skelaxia
    @Skelaxia 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +147

    Geo is the best for making pasta, their archon drops the best meatballs

    • @neilgupta2951
      @neilgupta2951 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You win

    • @1pikachu7911
      @1pikachu7911 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't get it...

    • @shirouemiya5606
      @shirouemiya5606 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@1pikachu7911 Zhongli Q

    • @Evie0133
      @Evie0133 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LOL

  • @malou-emiliajohnsen6072
    @malou-emiliajohnsen6072 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Did you hear about the Italian chef that died,Java?
    He pasta way. So sad he ran out of thyme…..

  • @colum_hsr
    @colum_hsr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    A minute ago? Yes.
    0:01 sad for Chiori who got strucked by lightning :vv
    Pasta? Yeah pasta? Yatta

  • @enderboy4547
    @enderboy4547 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Gnocci gnocci
    Whos there?
    Orange pasta
    Orange pasta who?
    Oi ran past you the other day and you completely ignored me!!!
    Im so funny that i cant hear peoples laughter over the silence of approval🤣😭

  • @Magster2.0
    @Magster2.0 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Best "non-fattening" snack or craving is butter noodles, it just cooked pasta noodles with a decently overwhelming amount of salted butter. It makes me happy, not my heart thought. (NOT FOR PEOPLE WITH HEART PROBLEMS OR WHO ARE LACTOSE INTOLERANT)

  • @narcisti5563
    @narcisti5563 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Here is chicken pasta bake recipe:
    STEP 1
    Heat 2 tbsp of the oil in a pan over a medium heat and fry the onion gently for 10-12 mins. Add the garlic and chilli flakes and cook for 1 min. Tip in the tomatoes and sugar and season to taste. Simmer uncovered for 20 mins or until thickened, then stir through the mascarpone.
    STEP 2
    Heat 1 tbsp of oil in a non-stick frying pan. Season the chicken and fry for 5-7 mins or until the chicken is cooked through.
    STEP 3
    Heat the oven to 220C/200C fan/gas 7. Cook the penne following pack instructions. Drain and toss with the remaining oil. Tip the pasta into a medium sized ovenproof dish. Stir in the chicken and pour over the sauce. Top with the cheddar, mozzarella and parsley. Bake for 20 mins or until golden brown and bubbling.
    Serve it on a plate and enjoy while trying to 36-star the abyss. It helps with thhe rage bait.
    😇😇 id: 757286896 EU server

  • @StanleyG23
    @StanleyG23 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Ah, yes, you _definitely_ need 1300 White Iron Chunks lol. How could it have slipped anyone's mind?

    • @nico_meiko
      @nico_meiko 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How could it slip pasta anyones mind? HAHAH

  • @sox6859
    @sox6859 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta.

  • @Sam-mu4pl
    @Sam-mu4pl 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "There was a pile-up on Spaghetti Junction today. Reports say that 4 people were injured and 3 pasta way."

  • @giyuusaan
    @giyuusaan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    What do you call a fake noodle?
    -An impasta.

  • @esteciacon2904
    @esteciacon2904 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    3 minutes ago? Yes. Pasta? Pasta. Hotel? Trivago

  • @davidwoo9338
    @davidwoo9338 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this pasta training to fight against the shogun was insane. Just to make the perfect pasta you had to go through difficult challenges.

  • @makinurrahman3650
    @makinurrahman3650 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    What did the ravioli say to the spaghetti?
    "We’re all in this together, pasta-tively!"

  • @Symhvileon
    @Symhvileon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Spoilers! Did you know that Signora pasta away?

  • @vetus2271
    @vetus2271 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Anyone who keeps commenting about things the account obviously hasn’t gotten to yet (like Sumeru reputation) is not a true fan and is just an im-pasta.

  • @jayden911garbage9
    @jayden911garbage9 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One sunny morning in Liyue, I, Chef Mao, decided to create a new dish that would leave everyone in the Harbor talking. My restaurant, Wanmin Restaurant, was always bustling with adventurers and locals eager to taste my latest culinary creations. Today, I wanted to make something special-something that combined the rich flavors of Liyue with an unexpected twist.
    As I pondered over my ingredients, I remembered a dish I had encountered during my travels: pasta. It was simple yet versatile, and I knew it could be the perfect canvas for my new creation. I grabbed the freshest wheat noodles I could find and set to work.
    First, I prepared a savory broth using local herbs and spices, infusing it with the essence of Liyue. The aroma filled the air, drawing curious onlookers to the restaurant. Next, I sautéed some juicy Jueyun Chili Peppers, adding just the right amount of heat to complement the dish. I then combined the noodles with tender slices of marinated meat, crisp vegetables, and a drizzle of my secret sauce.
    As I worked, Xiangling, my enthusiastic apprentice, watched closely, her eyes wide with excitement. "Chef Mao, that looks amazing! What are you going to call it?" she asked eagerly.
    I smiled, pleased with her enthusiasm. "This, my dear Xiangling, is going to be called 'Liyue Fusion Pasta.' It's a blend of our local flavors with the simplicity of pasta, creating something truly unique."
    When the dish was finally ready, I garnished it with a sprinkle of finely chopped Qingxin flowers, adding a touch of elegance. I presented the first bowl to Xiangling, who took a bite and gasped with delight. "This is incredible! The flavors are so balanced and delicious!"
    Word of the new dish spread quickly, and soon, Wanmin Restaurant was filled with people eager to try the Liyue Fusion Pasta. The combination of familiar ingredients with the unexpected twist of pasta captured the hearts and taste buds of everyone who tried it.
    As I looked around at the happy faces enjoying my creation, I couldn't help but feel a sense of pride and accomplishment. Pasta, with its humble origins, had found a new home in the heart of Liyue, and I, Chef Mao, had once again brought joy to my beloved community through the art of cooking.
    Answer: Pasta
    UID: 617697081
    server: NA

  • @bingbong-zv7tm
    @bingbong-zv7tm 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    what if i just said…pasta

  • @riennemarrive5378
    @riennemarrive5378 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    no geo puns? ok how about this: Life is about exploring pasta-bilities.

  • @axidlot
    @axidlot 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    It feels illegal to be here in 40 seconds

  • @Eve-Maila
    @Eve-Maila 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My favorite part of Teyvat, Fontaine. Home of Navia and Chiori. Land of Justice and pasta
    *Pulls out a plate of Flaming Red Bolognese* nom

  • @Jammy_Jammy
    @Jammy_Jammy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The fatuis are based on an Italian opera so they definitely like pasta, so if an archon wants their gnosis back, just get them pasta!

  • @beez3e
    @beez3e 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    2 1/4 cup All- Purpose Flour
    3 Large Eggs
    A Pinch of Salt (of your choice)
    1 Tablespoons of Olive Oil
    Prepare a clear, cleaned, and dry space on your countertop for your pasta dough. Make a nest with the flour and poor your oil, eggs, and salt into the well. Use a fork to break up the eggs, aim to keep the flour walls intact as best you can. Begin to work the dough together with your hands.
    Continue kneading the dough for roughly 8 - 10 minutes. It will likely be crumbly and dry at first but you must keep kneading until it becomes cohesive. If it's too sticky, sprinkle a little more flour. If it's too dry, wet your hands with a little bit of water. Shape your dough into a ball and wrap it in plastic wrap and let rest for 30 minutes.
    Grab your dough and cut it into quarters. Take your first quarter and flatten it slightly with a rolling pin, enough to run it through your pasta maker. Run it three times on level 1. Periodically increase the level by one, running it through each level 2 times, until you reach level 5. Set up the pasta shape attachment of your choice and run your flattened dough through. Place your pasta on a baking sheet and let it air dry until hard but not too brittle. Repeat with the remaining dough.
    If you do not have a pasta maker, use a rolling pin to flatten your dough quarters as much as thin as you can. Use a knife to slice your dough into noodle shapes. Repeat with the remaining dough. Let it it air dry on a baking sheet until hard but not too brittle.
    Once dry, you can immediately begin cooking your pasta as you would any store-bought noodles. Or you can place your uncooked noodles in a container and keep them in the fridge until use. They should last a few days.

  • @C0SM0_STARSyay
    @C0SM0_STARSyay 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    pasta. Pasta is a type of food typically made from an dough mixture with flour and eggs, then cooked by boiling or baking it was made in early as 400 BCE in Italy with evidence point to the Etruscans making it. Pasta can be in many dishes. Such as:
    1. Spaghetti Bolognese
    2. Lasagne
    3. Fettuccine Alfredo.
    4. Pasta Carbonara.
    5. Ravioli.
    6. Pasta alla Norma.
    7. Spaghetti alle Vongole.
    8. Macaroni Cheese.
    9. Grilled Zucchini carbonara
    10. “Marry me pasta”
    11. Sausage & broccoli butter pasta
    12. Creamy Cajun stuffed shells
    13. Creamy peanut-like chicken with noodles
    14. Cherry tomato pasta
    15. Baked feta pasta
    16. Creamy corn pasta
    17. Chicken Florentine pasta
    18. Cottage cheese Alfredo
    19. Taco spaghetti
    20. Shrimp fettuccine Alfredo
    21. Spaghetti all’ assassina
    22. Beef & broccoli ramen
    23. One-pot creamy tortellini & greens
    24. Dirty martini pasta
    25. Chicken spaghetti
    26. Summer bow tie pasta & chicken sausage skillet bake
    27. Chicken Alfredo
    28. Pizza spaghetti
    29. Taco gnocchi bake
    30. Bow tie primavera
    31. Pasta primavera
    32. Tuscan chicken pasta
    33. Everything bagel pasta
    34. Green goddess gnocchi
    35. Creamy tomato pasta with burrata
    36. Caramelized lemon & zucchini pasta
    37. Penne alla vodka
    38. Enchilada stuffed shells
    39. 3- green whole wheat pasta
    40. Spaghetti & meatballs
    41. One-pot broccoli cheddar pasta
    42. Cacio E pepe
    43. No-boil baked chicken pasta
    44. Cajun-spiced chicken gnocchi
    45. Spaghetti carbonara
    46. Homage Mac & cheese
    47. Smoked sausage Cajun Alfredo
    48. Carrot gnocchi
    49. Tagliatelle with bacon & mushrooms
    50. Chicken parm pasta
    51. Classic lasagna
    52. Crispy gnocchi & mushrooms
    53. Baked ziti
    54. Creamy chicken piccata with gnocchi
    55. Pasta alla gricia
    56. Whipped ricotta pasta
    57. Garlicky feta eggplant pasta
    58. Goulash
    59. Creamy pasta baked gnocchi & chicken skillet
    60. Homemade pasta
    61. Pasta puttanesca
    62. One-Pan lemon chicken & orzo
    63. Pasta moussaka
    64. One pan creamy chicken and gnocchi
    65. Creamy Tuscan orzo
    66. Read chili ricotta pasta
    67. Pastitsio
    68. Roasted red pepper shrimp linguine
    69. Creamy penne with sausage and sun dried tomatoes
    70. Tempeh and broccoli rabe orecchiette
    71. Corn & ricotta pasta
    72. Lemon butter feta chicken pasta
    73. Ramen carbonara (HELP???)
    74. Cheesy kale orzo with herbed bread crumbs
    75. Sloppy Joe orzo
    76. Pappardelle Bolognese
    77. Creamy chorizo pasta
    78. Lamb ragu
    79. One pan creamy spinach Cy artichoke gnocchi
    80. Tteokbokki style gnocchi
    81. Smoke salmon pasta
    82. Tricolors skillet lasagna
    83. Creamy sun dried tomato salmon and orzo
    84. Mushroom piccata pasta
    85. Garlicky roasted cauliflower pasta
    86. Garlic parm gnocchi
    87. Creamy mushroom pasta
    88. Bucatini all’amatruciana
    89. Creamy sausage and pepper shells
    90. Miso bolognese fettuccine
    91. Chicken tikka Alfredo
    92. One pan tuna pasta
    93. One pot creamy kimchi shells
    94. Thai drunken carbonara noodles
    95. Tuscan butter gnocchi
    96. Chipotle spaghetti
    97. Baked Brie pasta
    98. Creamy steak fettuccine
    99. Orecchiette with broccoli rabe
    100. AND LASTLY ONE-PAN CHEESY SAUSAGE GNOCCHI
    OH MY GOD MY HANDS HURT.
    Best part is I don’t even like pasta!
    (Please let me win a welkin Java💀😭)
    Server: North America
    UID: 656047841

  • @sophie_wolfie
    @sophie_wolfie 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You’re pasta-tively amazing
    ...
    I've learned so many pasta facts I didn't need to know from just reading these comments like Java gave everyone a task and y'all delivered👏
    genshin impact community is so cool sometimes

  • @layla7281
    @layla7281 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Why did Razor bring pasta to the Genshin Impact party?
    Because he heard it was a "wolf down" event

  • @lemonadecannibal
    @lemonadecannibal 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Did you hear about the girl who died from choking on spaghetti?
    She pasta away

  • @acetrueeye908
    @acetrueeye908 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There is actually a four-star sword that gets you the mechanics 4 Fontaine it's just super hard to get mostly because you have to go through 6 side quests and all the attached mini side quests

  • @see3655
    @see3655 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I really wish "1 hour of soothing deforestation sounds and visuals for mind, body and soul" was a thing that exists.

  • @carmenbrandstetter4001
    @carmenbrandstetter4001 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why did the pasta chef quit?
    He pasta point of no return!

  • @scara_shin
    @scara_shin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    sometimes I think ‘wow that’s a really good bowl of pasta dunno why there’s lighting in it though’ then I realise im watching an episode of geos only

  • @randomthingsfallfromthesky7614
    @randomthingsfallfromthesky7614 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A spearhead of the Mafia, _Fiocchi Rigati_ , had been fatality dropped after being _penne_ down by gunfire, First responders say he _pasta_ way at the scene of the crime.
    These puns are just so _fusilli_ if you ask me

  • @shxdxwdragon
    @shxdxwdragon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how confused I was because I didn’t remember what artefact set “severed fate” was just because I never heard someone not calling it “emblem”😂 still i absolutely love this Geo only series

  • @lilubfilms3252
    @lilubfilms3252 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just learned that Nahida was playing Katherine as an Im-pasta in the smeru archon quest!
    Haha that was bad

  • @Meowmaker1244
    @Meowmaker1244 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i dont know how you have patients for this. i wouldve already stoopped in the patsa looooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago

    • @Meowmaker1244
      @Meowmaker1244 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i know i wont get a welkin but still EU uid:744326057

  • @cyancomrade
    @cyancomrade 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The curious pasta was interested in what his friend was thinking. He told him, “You haven’t said something in a while- a *penne* for your thoughts?”

  • @Y0k0mi
    @Y0k0mi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Genshin impact is a video Game where you can explore breathtaking landscapes, deafeat Enemies and collect your favourite
    Waifus - it’s like if your favourite Pasta- Dish turned into a Videogame: endlessly satisfying and full of surprises!

    • @Y0k0mi
      @Y0k0mi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Uid: 714192458
      Server: Europe

  • @QtMk
    @QtMk 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why did navia feel sad after the archon quests because her parents and friends pasta way

  • @sae.l3a
    @sae.l3a 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sometimes, my mom makes this really good food that includes pasta! It's covered in melted cheese, some corn and some bell peppers! What I find funny is that one time when she made this food, I was watching a Geo Only video! I feel like this meal fits well with the colors of Geo lol

  • @shaswatshrivas6086
    @shaswatshrivas6086 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I told my friend a Pasta joke, but they thought it was too Saucy.

  • @Arania_3.14
    @Arania_3.14 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't wanna sound like a copy-pasta, but seeing that cheat count go up I felt a real penne in my heart

  • @krishaymatanhelia1864
    @krishaymatanhelia1864 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this pasta pun will spice up your daily rotini my uid and server is idk lol

  • @weebgamingjemtheweeblol9205
    @weebgamingjemtheweeblol9205 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The eccentric giraffe painted abstract art while dancing on a trampoline made of spaghetti pasta

  • @ashl3y511
    @ashl3y511 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How does the cheese compliment the pasta?
    "You're pastatic"
    HELP THAT WAS TERRIBLE FANTASTIC WAS WHAT I WAS TRYNA DO THE PUN ON

  • @Allyway5
    @Allyway5 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love eating pasta while watching your videos, 2 joys at the same time!

  • @akshay1115
    @akshay1115 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i belive you can now teleport to a later area in chasm to skip pasta the long quest

  • @blakyboo_
    @blakyboo_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I knew the electro monument challenge would be im-pasta-ble

  • @uncannycookie3247
    @uncannycookie3247 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A week ago, I went to my monthly dentist checkup to adjust my braces. My dentist told me I needed a Pasta filling on my tooth. In short, it was quite painful getting one, and I'd appreciate a free Welkin to calm my sorrows.

  • @mcleafybranch3914
    @mcleafybranch3914 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Did you hear about what happened to that Italian chef?
    He *pasta way.*

  • @joeygwyn7544
    @joeygwyn7544 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I can’t believe you are giving away welkeins that is impastable.

  • @vulrin
    @vulrin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    if he got tired of the geo puns quickly, I doubt he'll be able to look at pasta for a while after this

  • @Woloran
    @Woloran 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One does believe that one would like some fresh pasta from the extreme cuisine machine.

  • @snovixx
    @snovixx 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm feeling saucy today, so I'm going to pasta point of no return with these puns!

    • @snovixx
      @snovixx 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I play on EU my UID would be 711363599

  • @KaiyaTheAlien
    @KaiyaTheAlien 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i looked at the comments before watching the video and let me tell u the were pre-pasta-rous

  • @Average_witchuser
    @Average_witchuser 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Pasta (UK: /ˈpæstə/, US: /ˈpɑːstə/, Italian: [ˈpasta]) is a type of food typically made from an unleavened dough of wheat flour mixed with water or eggs, and formed into sheets or other shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking. Pasta was traditionally only made with durum, although the definition has been expanded to include alternatives for a gluten-free diet, such as rice flour, or legumes such as beans or lentils. While Asian noodles are believed to have originated in China, pasta is believed to have independently originated in Italy and is a staple food of Italian cuisine,[1][2] with evidence of Etruscans making pasta as early as 400 BCE in Italy.[3][4]
    Ps: been following since spells only started and I've loved all the series

  • @koi_ponnd
    @koi_ponnd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have one in German lol
    Habe die Nudeln fallen gelassen. Penne jetzt auf dem Boden.
    (Translation: Dropped some Pasta. Sleeping (penne) on the floor now)

  • @Ren_yai
    @Ren_yai 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Every time i watch this quest i have war flshabcks of when Signora pasta way

  • @oppr0tunityy4
    @oppr0tunityy4 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Life is all about tasting new kinds of pasta. That way you can explore new pasta-bilities.

  • @Neuvillette.4.1
    @Neuvillette.4.1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The rewards are like when you snap pasta in half,Usless......like the electro Monument

  • @ammmmyyyy
    @ammmmyyyy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Pasta (UK: /ˈpæstə/, US: /ˈpɑːstə/, Italian: [ˈpasta]) is a type of food typically made from an unleavened dough of wheat flour mixed with water or eggs, and formed into sheets or other shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking. Pasta was traditionally only made with durum, although the definition has been expanded to include alternatives for a gluten-free diet, such as rice flour, or legumes such as beans or lentils. While Asian noodles are believed to have originated in China, pasta is believed to have independently originated in Italy and is a staple food of Italian cuisine,[1][2] with evidence of Etruscans making pasta as early as 400 BCE in Italy.

  • @CRYSTAL_GUTS
    @CRYSTAL_GUTS 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i love pasta so much it gives me so much joy everyday and night. Pasta is love. Pasta is Life. Pasta is FOREVER.

  • @owenzaleski7418
    @owenzaleski7418 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Looks like this challenge was impastable lol

    • @JavaTheCup
      @JavaTheCup  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You have been randomly selected as number 5/5 for the Welkin 😁 Let me know which server you play on and your UID so I can send a Welkin your way 🍝

    • @owenzaleski7418
      @owenzaleski7418 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JavaTheCup nice, I am on America and my UID is 646367694

    • @JavaTheCup
      @JavaTheCup  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Just letting you know I did indeed see your response to this. Was just waiting a bit to try and get a response from everyone that got selected so I can do it all at once... but then had to deal with some fraudulent charges on my credit card lmao. But do not fret, I will get you your Welkin ASAP

    • @JavaTheCup
      @JavaTheCup  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You should have now received the Welkin!

    • @owenzaleski7418
      @owenzaleski7418 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JavaTheCup got it thank you

  • @karma6153
    @karma6153 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta-way, but his legacy is still al-dente

  • @myhandlesakura
    @myhandlesakura 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    13:46 YESSS YOU SAY IT LIKE OUIJA TOO!!!!!! thank you, another ousia pronunciation=ouija believer

  • @Glitterlygigglespoo
    @Glitterlygigglespoo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I live in Asia, and I eat pasta alot, sadly I ate too much and exploded into *888305119* pieces, I guess I ate the impasta on accident.

  • @Hopeless_Human
    @Hopeless_Human 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love ur vids and the dedication you hve to your channel. I like watching your videos while eating and tonight i had a delicious bowl of pasta

  • @qingxiiu
    @qingxiiu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Java was reading puns about pasta in his comment sections, most puns were very pasta-stic.