Geo Only VS. The Land of Eternal Thunder [Genshin Impact Geo Only]
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We've been building our Geo characters in Genshin for a while now. With most of them at least being usable, we change our focus to the main archon quests once again. This time, we return to Inazuma to take on Signora and the Raiden Shogun.
Geo is often viewed as one of the 'worst' elements in Genshin Impact... Time to try and change that. Can we beat Genshin Impact using ONLY Geo characters? Only time will tell.
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My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
GOD THIS IS SO BAD LOL
this is lovely, thank you
This is the most amazing joke I’ve ever heard
I love this so much.
thank you for this amazing joke, this has changed my view on life. i will cherish this joke till the day i die.
Why did the pasta go to therapy?
Because it felt stuck in a "spaghetti" of emotions and needed to "penne" down its feelings
It was putting a lot of “strain” on its body
Why did the pasta go to therapy?
Because it felt stuck in a "spaghetti" of emotions and needed to "penne" down its feelings
did u get any welkin?
@@narcisti5563 no i dint
Coming up with a pasta related pun is truly im-pasta-ble.
Also for the thing at 2:07 it needs to be hit a certain number of times, dmg numbers don’t matter, so using a slow weapon like a claymore is probably why you struggle.
An Italian mobster drops a bomb and runs from the scene
"Pasta la vista baby"
My family is now judging me for the amount of time i spent watching you, i just discovered you and oh boy, you should be competing with youtubers like doro44 and theJonathan. i legit love your channel.
The travaler walks into the library and she asked Lisa “Do you have pasta?”
Lisa rolled her eyes and answered “Sweetie, this is the library.”
The travaler whispers “Do you have pasta?”
What did the ravioli say to the tortellini? “You’ve got some filling in your teeth!”
What’s an Italian’s favorite type of bean? Cannelini, because it’s pasta-ble!
As an Italian it hurts me making these jokes but i guess its for Furina's sake.
About the anime, I read that as it's ufotable, it's almost certainly still in production. They have a record of announcing anime years in advance of release.
0:58 when u killed that lawachurl, itto said "pasta la vista"
Did you hear about the girl who died from choking on spaghetti?
She pasta away
I can't believe he didn't mention how good the Java Cuplings are at pasta-eating had to buy 839908154 of them to finally beat one at EATING PASTA of all things (seriously they're adorable though
That's a really clever way to say your uid
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way. So sad that he ran out of thyme.
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dang it you got to it first
Resisting the urge to prolong your suffering and will not make any pasta puns
A minute ago? Yes.
0:01 sad for Chiori who got strucked by lightning :vv
Pasta? Yeah pasta? Yatta
A week ago, I went to my monthly dentist checkup to adjust my braces. My dentist told me I needed a Pasta filling on my tooth. In short, it was quite painful getting one, and I'd appreciate a free Welkin to calm my sorrows.
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what if i just said…pasta
Pasta (UK: /ˈpæstə/, US: /ˈpɑːstə/, Italian: [ˈpasta]) is a type of food typically made from an unleavened dough of wheat flour mixed with water or eggs, and formed into sheets or other shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking. Pasta was traditionally only made with durum, although the definition has been expanded to include alternatives for a gluten-free diet, such as rice flour, or legumes such as beans or lentils. While Asian noodles are believed to have originated in China, pasta is believed to have independently originated in Italy and is a staple food of Italian cuisine,[1][2] with evidence of Etruscans making pasta as early as 400 BCE in Italy.[3][4]
Ps: been following since spells only started and I've loved all the series
Pasta was originally based on egg noodles, a staple in asian culture involving the process of making a dough and cutting it either very finely for use in soups like miso, or a thicker kind more commonly used in ramen
Why did Razor bring pasta to the Genshin Impact party?
Because he heard it was a "wolf down" event
pasta. Pasta is a type of food typically made from an dough mixture with flour and eggs, then cooked by boiling or baking it was made in early as 400 BCE in Italy with evidence point to the Etruscans making it. Pasta can be in many dishes. Such as:
1. Spaghetti Bolognese
2. Lasagne
3. Fettuccine Alfredo.
4. Pasta Carbonara.
5. Ravioli.
6. Pasta alla Norma.
7. Spaghetti alle Vongole.
8. Macaroni Cheese.
9. Grilled Zucchini carbonara
10. “Marry me pasta”
11. Sausage & broccoli butter pasta
12. Creamy Cajun stuffed shells
13. Creamy peanut-like chicken with noodles
14. Cherry tomato pasta
15. Baked feta pasta
16. Creamy corn pasta
17. Chicken Florentine pasta
18. Cottage cheese Alfredo
19. Taco spaghetti
20. Shrimp fettuccine Alfredo
21. Spaghetti all’ assassina
22. Beef & broccoli ramen
23. One-pot creamy tortellini & greens
24. Dirty martini pasta
25. Chicken spaghetti
26. Summer bow tie pasta & chicken sausage skillet bake
27. Chicken Alfredo
28. Pizza spaghetti
29. Taco gnocchi bake
30. Bow tie primavera
31. Pasta primavera
32. Tuscan chicken pasta
33. Everything bagel pasta
34. Green goddess gnocchi
35. Creamy tomato pasta with burrata
36. Caramelized lemon & zucchini pasta
37. Penne alla vodka
38. Enchilada stuffed shells
39. 3- green whole wheat pasta
40. Spaghetti & meatballs
41. One-pot broccoli cheddar pasta
42. Cacio E pepe
43. No-boil baked chicken pasta
44. Cajun-spiced chicken gnocchi
45. Spaghetti carbonara
46. Homage Mac & cheese
47. Smoked sausage Cajun Alfredo
48. Carrot gnocchi
49. Tagliatelle with bacon & mushrooms
50. Chicken parm pasta
51. Classic lasagna
52. Crispy gnocchi & mushrooms
53. Baked ziti
54. Creamy chicken piccata with gnocchi
55. Pasta alla gricia
56. Whipped ricotta pasta
57. Garlicky feta eggplant pasta
58. Goulash
59. Creamy pasta baked gnocchi & chicken skillet
60. Homemade pasta
61. Pasta puttanesca
62. One-Pan lemon chicken & orzo
63. Pasta moussaka
64. One pan creamy chicken and gnocchi
65. Creamy Tuscan orzo
66. Read chili ricotta pasta
67. Pastitsio
68. Roasted red pepper shrimp linguine
69. Creamy penne with sausage and sun dried tomatoes
70. Tempeh and broccoli rabe orecchiette
71. Corn & ricotta pasta
72. Lemon butter feta chicken pasta
73. Ramen carbonara (HELP???)
74. Cheesy kale orzo with herbed bread crumbs
75. Sloppy Joe orzo
76. Pappardelle Bolognese
77. Creamy chorizo pasta
78. Lamb ragu
79. One pan creamy spinach Cy artichoke gnocchi
80. Tteokbokki style gnocchi
81. Smoke salmon pasta
82. Tricolors skillet lasagna
83. Creamy sun dried tomato salmon and orzo
84. Mushroom piccata pasta
85. Garlicky roasted cauliflower pasta
86. Garlic parm gnocchi
87. Creamy mushroom pasta
88. Bucatini all’amatruciana
89. Creamy sausage and pepper shells
90. Miso bolognese fettuccine
91. Chicken tikka Alfredo
92. One pan tuna pasta
93. One pot creamy kimchi shells
94. Thai drunken carbonara noodles
95. Tuscan butter gnocchi
96. Chipotle spaghetti
97. Baked Brie pasta
98. Creamy steak fettuccine
99. Orecchiette with broccoli rabe
100. AND LASTLY ONE-PAN CHEESY SAUSAGE GNOCCHI
OH MY GOD MY HANDS HURT.
Best part is I don’t even like pasta!
(Please let me win a welkin Java💀😭)
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I, pastaghostt, was born for this day.
I’ve literally _ravi-rolled_ out of my grave at this opportunity. It would be _pre-pasta-rous_ for me to not _mac_ a pasta related pun.
I was born for this.
Edit: Whoopsie, forgot about my UID.
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This is actually so good and I truly don’t know how long you’ve been a pasta ghost but I love the jokes and I hope you get it
Oh wait a minute you really were born for this. This is true dedication to our lord and savior the pastagod lol.
@@durga3187 I’ve been using pastaghostt as my username for like 5 years lol.
@@gnocchinope You are _pasta-tively_ amazing lol.
@@ceruleanqilinn beautiful work you deserve the welkin this is just... so inspirational🗣‼️
So I was just reading through the comments while the video was loading and lemme tell you I did NOT connect the dots that everyone was saying pasta lmao
Once upon a time in the bustling town of Noodleton, there was a famous pasta shop named "Mama Mia's Marvelous Macaroni." This shop was run by the delightful Mama Mia, known for her magical touch in creating the most delicious pasta dishes anyone had ever tasted.
One sunny afternoon, as Mama Mia was preparing her special pasta dough, something unusual happened. A sprinkle of magical fairy dust from the nearby Enchanted Forest floated through the open window and landed right in the dough. Oblivious to the magical mishap, Mama Mia continued rolling out the dough, cutting it into various shapes and sizes.
As the pasta boiled in the pot, it began to sparkle and shimmer, catching Mama Mia's eye. Curious but not overly concerned, she plated the pasta and set it on the counter. The first customer of the day, a young boy named Tommy, walked in with his eyes wide and stomach growling.
"One plate of your famous spaghetti, please!" he exclaimed.
Mama Mia served him a generous portion of the sparkling pasta, and Tommy eagerly took his first bite. Suddenly, Tommy's eyes widened even more, but not because of the taste. As he chewed, he felt lighter and lighter until, to his amazement, he floated right out of his chair!
"Look, Mama Mia! I'm flying!" Tommy shouted with glee, doing flips and loops in the air.
Word of the flying pasta spread quickly, and soon people from all over Noodleton were lining up outside Mama Mia's shop, eager to experience the magic for themselves. Each customer who ate the pasta found themselves with a different magical ability. Some could breathe underwater, some could talk to animals, and others could even teleport short distances.
One evening, as Mama Mia was cleaning up, a mysterious old woman appeared at the door. She introduced herself as Fiora, the Fairy Guardian of the Enchanted Forest.
"Mama Mia, I must thank you," Fiora said with a twinkle in her eye. "The fairy dust that accidentally fell into your dough has brought so much joy to the people of Noodleton. But now, the magic needs to return to the forest."
Understanding the importance of balance, Mama Mia agreed. Fiora waved her wand, and a gentle breeze carried the remaining magic dust back to the Enchanted Forest. However, Fiora left Mama Mia with a special gift - a small vial of fairy dust that she could use whenever Noodleton needed a touch of magic.
Mama Mia continued to make her marvelous pasta, now known for its incredible flavor rather than its magical properties. And every now and then, when the town needed a little extra cheer, Mama Mia would sprinkle just a pinch of fairy dust into her dough, creating a bit of magic that brought smiles and happiness to everyone.
And so, Mama Mia, her pasta shop, and the town of Noodleton lived happily ever after, with just a hint of magic always in the air.
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There is actually a four-star sword that gets you the mechanics 4 Fontaine it's just super hard to get mostly because you have to go through 6 side quests and all the attached mini side quests
Here's how to make some cheesy pasta:
Ingredients:
- 8 oz (225 g) pasta (any type)
- 2 cups (500 ml) milk
- 1 cup (240 ml) heavy cream
- 2 cups (200 g) shredded cheddar cheese
- 1 cup (100 g) shredded mozzarella cheese
- 2 tbsp butter
- 2 tbsp all-purpose flour
- 1 tsp garlic powder
- Salt and pepper to taste
- Optional: chopped parsley for garnish
Instructions:
1. Cook the pasta: bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Add the pasta and cook according to the package instructions until al dente. Drain and set aside.
2. Make the cheese sauce: In a medium saucepan, melt the butter over medium heat. Add the flour and whisk continuously for about 1-2 minutes until it forms a smooth paste (roux).
3. Add the milk and cream: Gradually whisk in the milk and heavy cream, making sure to break up any lumps. Continue to whisk until the mixture thickens and starts to bubble.
4. Add the cheese: Reduce the heat to low and stir in the cheddar and mozzarella cheeses until melted and smooth. Add the garlic powder, and season with salt and pepper to taste.
5. Combine pasta and sauce: Add the cooked pasta to the cheese sauce and stir until well coated.
6. Serve: Transfer the cheesy pasta to serving bowls and garnish with chopped parsley if desired. Serve immediately.
Perfect for when you play the abyss for the 877439816 time and still not getting 36 stars!
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Anyone who keeps commenting about things the account obviously hasn’t gotten to yet (like Sumeru reputation) is not a true fan and is just an im-pasta.
The sad depresso expresso pasta story
The past once was happy in the cabin talking to his friends that were also in the cabin with him everything was alright nothing so bad
But alas.. the happiness ended when one of his friend got taken out of the cabin being used by a human. Mr. Pasta stared at his friend sadly who was taken out.
Then all this slowly continued to happen causing mr. Pasta slowly getting depressed since he was now lonely but furious at the same time cuz his friends were all gone and he was the only one left
Mr. Pasta was just sitting in the cabin until a big hand reached for him and once he got taken out and opened up thrown into a big pot Mr. Pasta closed his eyes and embraced his death since he’s been waiting for it and once he got thrown in it was now a bye bye to him
The fatuis are based on an Italian opera so they definitely like pasta, so if an archon wants their gnosis back, just get them pasta!
AS SOON AS CHIORU EXPLODED I GOT AN ARLECHINNO ADD AND A DUOLINGO ADD- IM DYING
Life is all about tasting new kinds of pasta. That way you can explore new pasta-bilities.
I have one in German lol
Habe die Nudeln fallen gelassen. Penne jetzt auf dem Boden.
(Translation: Dropped some Pasta. Sleeping (penne) on the floor now)
I knew the electro monument challenge would be im-pasta-ble
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died,Java?
He pasta way. So sad he ran out of thyme…..
this pasta training to fight against the shogun was insane. Just to make the perfect pasta you had to go through difficult challenges.
One sunny morning in Liyue, I, Chef Mao, decided to create a new dish that would leave everyone in the Harbor talking. My restaurant, Wanmin Restaurant, was always bustling with adventurers and locals eager to taste my latest culinary creations. Today, I wanted to make something special-something that combined the rich flavors of Liyue with an unexpected twist.
As I pondered over my ingredients, I remembered a dish I had encountered during my travels: pasta. It was simple yet versatile, and I knew it could be the perfect canvas for my new creation. I grabbed the freshest wheat noodles I could find and set to work.
First, I prepared a savory broth using local herbs and spices, infusing it with the essence of Liyue. The aroma filled the air, drawing curious onlookers to the restaurant. Next, I sautéed some juicy Jueyun Chili Peppers, adding just the right amount of heat to complement the dish. I then combined the noodles with tender slices of marinated meat, crisp vegetables, and a drizzle of my secret sauce.
As I worked, Xiangling, my enthusiastic apprentice, watched closely, her eyes wide with excitement. "Chef Mao, that looks amazing! What are you going to call it?" she asked eagerly.
I smiled, pleased with her enthusiasm. "This, my dear Xiangling, is going to be called 'Liyue Fusion Pasta.' It's a blend of our local flavors with the simplicity of pasta, creating something truly unique."
When the dish was finally ready, I garnished it with a sprinkle of finely chopped Qingxin flowers, adding a touch of elegance. I presented the first bowl to Xiangling, who took a bite and gasped with delight. "This is incredible! The flavors are so balanced and delicious!"
Word of the new dish spread quickly, and soon, Wanmin Restaurant was filled with people eager to try the Liyue Fusion Pasta. The combination of familiar ingredients with the unexpected twist of pasta captured the hearts and taste buds of everyone who tried it.
As I looked around at the happy faces enjoying my creation, I couldn't help but feel a sense of pride and accomplishment. Pasta, with its humble origins, had found a new home in the heart of Liyue, and I, Chef Mao, had once again brought joy to my beloved community through the art of cooking.
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What do you call a sick pasta?
A mac'n sneeze!
Did you know that in Japan, there's a unique twist on pasta called "wafu pasta"? It combines traditional Italian pasta with Japanese ingredients like soy sauce, seaweed, and seafood, creating a delicious fusion of flavors!
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i looked at the comments before watching the video and let me tell u the were pre-pasta-rous
When you were here in swords only you almost pasta way
in my country we eat pasta with strawberries and some italians wished us to pasta away immediately
I couldn't think of one that's funny but all I could say you trying to beat all of Inazuma seems im-pasta-ble
A lot of people are making pasta related jokes but I don’t have one, so fun fact, I had pasta for lunch today. Spaghetti bolognaise to be exact.
What kind of pasta can make all your wishes come true?
Fettu-genie.
the wood is true resinless behaviour
What type of pasta wants to offend you?
Mock-aroni
You might not be able to tell at first glace, but pasta actually has 5 graphemes consisting of 2 vowels and 3 consonants culminating to form a 2 syllable word which can be used exclusively as a noun (if suffixed with "like", "esque" or even "ish" it can be used as an adjective). The word first saw light in 1873, coming from the Italian word "pasta" which came from the Latin word "pasta" the Latinised form of a Greek word which TH-cam won't support the characters for but translated into "pasta". Hope this helps!
Why did the pasta break up with the bread?
Because it felt it was just too kneady!
How does the cheese compliment the pasta?
"You're pastatic"
HELP THAT WAS TERRIBLE FANTASTIC WAS WHAT I WAS TRYNA DO THE PUN ON
I can't wait for Natlan to drop so Java starts a Pasta only- I mean Pyro only account.
Pasta with bacon is my absolute favorite meal.
I bet Itto loves pasta, like any type.
what's a cat's favorite type of noodles? paw-sta
How about a pasta recipe then?
Tomato Spaghetti (Spaghetti Napolitana):
1/4 cup olive oil
3 garlic cloves , crushed
1 brown onion , diced
28 oz / 800g crushed tinned tomatoes
1/4 cup fresh basil , lightly packed
Cook 1lb/500g of dried spaghetti (or any other long dried pasta) in a large pot of salted boiling water per packet MINUS 1 minute.
Meanwhile, prepare the sauce.
When pasta is ready, scoop out 1 cup of pasta cooking water, and drain pasta.
Add pasta into sauce with 3/4 cup pasta cooking water. Toss pasta until sauce thickens and sticks to pasta (called "emulsifying" the sauce), 1 - 2 minutes. Use more pasta water if needed to loosen sauce.
Season with salt and pepper to taste.
Sauce:
Heat oil over medium high heat. Add garlic and cook until fragrant, then add the onion and cook until softened. Then add tinned tomatoes and 1/2 cup water, simmer 5 minutes and it's ready to toss into pasta. Toss through basil and serve with parmesan.
EU. I will write my uıd when i get selected.
The 3 ghosts of Christmas
The future Spaghetti
The present dough
And the pasta flour
Did you hear what happened to the chef at that one restaurant? xeah, he pasta away :)
We went from geo puns to pasta cant wait for the next one ngl❤😂😂
how does a guy from Boston ask his minister to pass him the spaghetti at dinner?
"pastah pastah pastah."
They said playing genshin with geo only characters was im-pasta-ble, but Java is making it look easy.
' My life was like a pasta...hard until cooked
I was playing a game once and there was two pastas and I said one of them have to be an Im-pasta!!
i ate pasta for dinner yesterday it was so good
Ngl i did think that people were just gonna only type pasta
Did you hear about what happened to that Italian chef?
He *pasta way.*
I was teaching Ei to cook and she made pasta and meatball. It was delicious and Ei was very happy and proud.
We are planing to invite you and your wife Furina to eat pasta with us next time. We are cuonting on you Java.
I walked right “pasta” and didn’t even notice! (I love you Java 😣)
What is Yae Miko's Favorite Novel Genre?
Creepy-Pasta
yesterday i had a dream that i choked on pasta, i didnt know that was pasta-ble
Fun fact: I have only ate pasta for like- a week or something
I'm tired of pasta
What I find funny is that in the Philippines, pasta is what dental fillings are called ahahahaha
Seriously, right in front of my Pasta?!
Tbh i always thought mr java would be the best geo player, today I was proved he was an im-pasta
When I tried to break pasta last week, two handsome Italian men broke into my home and broke my knees. Im sorry Lionfield
I bought thy cupling plush and I ate it with pizza
One does believe that one would like some fresh pasta from the extreme cuisine machine.
what do u call a fake noodle?
an impasta
Why did the pasta girl felt impressed?
Bcs she saw my "penne"
When you cross a pasta and a dog, you end up with a labranoodle.
One of my favorite dishes is Johor laksa. Unlike other Malaysian laksas, this one uses pasta noodles - specifically spaghetti noodles. Supposedly this is because the Sultan of Johor loved Italian food so much that he ordered it to be incorporated into typical Malaysian cooking.
My UID is 852318388 and I'm in the Asia server!
I went to my Italian grandmas funeral today. She pasta way
Well now I'm really craving pasta, how dare
an italian chef died a couple days ago
he pasta way
we cannoli do so much :(
I’m just here for the pasta bilities
guess how the chef died? he pastad away
Just thinking about all the pasta-bilities for jokes has me stuffed
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Nothing but farming artifacts to pasta time
For an italian as me pasta Is one of the fundamentals for living and my favorite Is the carbonara
I once made shoes out of noodles.
My sister laughed when I ran pasta.
what do you call an italian imposter?
"Impasta"
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Why did the pasta break up with the tomato?
Because it couldn't handle the saucy attitude
JAVA, THERES A NEW GEO CHARACTER COMING OUT IN NATLAN!!! :D
I build a house out of pasta and i pay rent
Java you probably won't be able to 36 star soon, at least until they realease an abyss with no elemental shields, so probably the best chance might be to wait for a future geo 5 star.
It's bound to come out... Right?
The days of me losing 50 50 are in my PASTa
I love this account, hope you continue after beating abyss.
Also pasta in Serbian is testenina.
this is such a creepy pasta
call me pasta the way i commit tax fraud
It’s funny because I’m fr eating pasta rn… 😭😭
A lot of time has pasta since the last episode.
What do you call a fake noodle?
Impasta
Creepy pasta. You get it? Creepypasta. 🥰
There was a woman that went to an Italian bakery. She said "i want vegetable soup" the worker replied "ma'am, this is a pastary"
why is the spaghetti on the casket?
cuz it pastaway