The Great Cake Debate
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Editor: Jack Clishem
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Originally Streamed August 26th 2023
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You can tell when Jerma is very passionate about something when he just starts angrily pacing back and forth in game while ranting about it. Desert activated him like a sleeper agent
yes he has ADHD like me
I can't tell if this is a Las Vegas joke...
Does he really like sand that much?
@@Demotana I will bear the burden of this sin like a scarlet letter upon my flesh
the pharaoh's curse
yall yt viewers don't know how painful this stream was to watch
a shame the moment where the cat is all sad explaining how this person died and jerma just starts talking about food the first chance he gets didn't make it into the video
Love the idea that scientists in a hundred years would think twitch chatters are another species
5:15 The moment he started talking about the hand sanitizer dispenser I knew I could instantly relate to whatever rant he was about to go into. They're NEVER FILLED.
went to the nuc labs on campus today for one of my classes and experienced this exact thing in front of a crowd of grad students waiting to go into a nearby classroom. ive no idea why its so mortifying but it is
It is because you let it.
No one really cares
@@aaroo9554 I let it??? Or they let it?? I don't fuckin work there
@@gibustheinfamous i think they were replying to the embarrassment aspect, like its embarrassing only cuz we let it embarrass us
I live for those random comments Jerma makes that completely derail his own streams.
jerma doesn't want an apple pie he want's an applesauce pie
okay but i’m so glad i’m not alone in the universe because i feel the exact same way
No, he wants a brown sugar pie. Just sugar, dumped into a crust. Disgusting.
@@coatMVsthe texture of the apples in apple pie is terrible. GIVE US THE SLUDGE.
@@FENomadtrooper no? How is this hard to understand lmao. He doesn't enjoy the texture of warm limp apples slices, and instead wishes that it could just be a goo or sludge while still having the same flavour profile.
@@Grim-mler Well, you see the problem with that response is that it's a literal take, and misses the joke. If you open yourself to the ambiguity of language you'll have a lot more fun. As long as your not hurting anyone.
I love when Jerma goes ranting about a topic and says something like "Here's the thing about x" and then says something completely incorrect or out of pocket
14:55 When he got to the part of the rant about donuts, I said out loud "Humanity has been frying dough longer than we can even remember." I am alone in my room.
I gave a sitting ovation from my room.
One of the most beloved and deeply traditional foods of Canadian First Nations people is bannock. Which is literally fried dough.
Didn't ask
i asked
literally same.
Its amazing how he consistently pulls out some extremely psychotic commentary that nobody else couldve possibly concieved of, every stream. I love him so much.
13:46 "Pie sludge > Actual apple" And this guy wants a food podcast...
This guy CONSUMES mayonnaise daily. I’m convinced this guy survives off of faith alone that the “food” he eats is actually edible
NAHH when he said that i verbally went "YES!!!" i fucking hate the texture of the apples in apple pie
limp soft warm apple slices that still have a slight core, has never and will never be good.
@@Nixolodeonso fucking true
Jerma consistently hates the best part of foods. How do you eat apple pie and not like the literal thing the dish is named after lmfao
41:26 "you're killing me here," jeremy says about the entity trying to kill him
Jerma, most creatures on earth operate entirely based on electrical signals
I used to think apple pie was mid, but then I ate some freshly made apple pie with vanilla bean ice cream at work. Beautiful.
You got this edited in 3 days? Jerma has his editor chained in the basement again, good, it's where they belong
I agree
look up Cheltie, he's official and does the edits next day after the streams
why does jerma look like a prison inmate at the start
he's on parole due to the allegations
Andy Dufresne Andy
He forgot to put up his filters
streaming from solitary
the only man who needs to be in arkham asylum
32:05 is fat cat capitalist Jerma trying to figure out the price of commoner food.
It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?
the voiceovers in this really destroy the atmosphere...like when you see something impressive you don't need a capital FM radio announcer going "WOAHH, that's SICK!"
The UK's- NUMBAH 1! Hit music station. ⁽ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵒⁿ ᶜᵃᵖᶦᵗᵃˡ⁾ CAP! IT! AL!
completely and utterly off topic, but Jerma pulls off long hair so well
completely false in MY OPINION
completely true in MY OPINION
completely in MY OPINION
off topic reply, but I honestly think he should just let the beard grow out and see what happens
hobo arc@@tupslmao
The Super Mario triple Gigajump is my favourite Jerma bit in years, can’t explain why.
Whenever his friends want McDonald's, Jerma INSISTS on deciding what they get
ive never related more to jerma then when he started ranting about hand sanitizer
Of course Jerma is completely unphased by the dialogue. He's way more annoying than whatever the woman is saying. She's probably muting him right now.
no hes just adhd and doesnt even realize shes talking
I have ADHD and wanted to punch her out the instant she opened her mouth.
Did... Ha-'ang on, did yoo just shift reali'y?!
she’s not meant to be cool, she’s meant to be extremely sus.
not all art is pudding getting spooned into your gaping maw
@@OliviaOnlinewell I don't like art then
One of these days Jerma needs to learn that Joel HATES Dr. Oetker's pizza.
He should of just admitted he was high as fuck this stream
Local man flips off 7 year-old nephew after losing a round in Fortnite
grandpa food podcast becomes more real with each passing day
May I suggest my personal favourite method of ice cream consumption: letting it melt completely in the cup and then drinking it in one go. Wanted so badly to say that during tje stream but my hands were tied
Wtf why it can only mean clumsy or kinky either way crazy
@@crackedemerald4930 i just don't like ice cream all that much so i'd rather eat it as a sauce
@@feltpuppets9429 why were your hands tied is my issue.
Also yeah, my least favorite part of the ice cream is that it's cold.
@@crackedemerald4930 oh LMAO not literal, I was cooking!! Haha...ha
Do you put ice?
i love the spongebob bit so much, the laugh is perfect
3:10 inb4 BioPunk GMO raiders start sailing the 7 seas plundering coastal villages and towns in the year 3099, shooting lightning out of organs in their forearms and hunting people down with echolocation
13:29 wake up babe new jerma sound just dropped
I lost so much respect for this man. The Apple slices in apple pie is the best part.
His only apple pie exposure is from McDonalds
the spongy yet somewhat crunchy, slimy pieces of shit in apple pie are the worst part.
i HATE apple pie and the only redeemable part is the APPLES
They are vomit
i agree with you those aapples have me moanin in my seat
Jerma wants to eat a pie crust filled with corn syrup basically
typical reddit shelf soyboy streamer
God, I LOVE games where the characters NEVER STOP TALKING and say stuff like "so, that just happened!"
The apple pie take made me realize jerma is actually just a fly in a human's body and that honestly explains a lot about him.
If he's a fly than what the fuck are the people that unrionically enjoy warm limp slimey apple slices with a slight core?
This video keeps giving me ice cream cake ads
9:22 I didn't pay attention and thought Jerma just recited Deep Rock Galactic.
Rock and stone
the long hair + stubble is so beneficial to my health
The golden nuggets prospector would fuck up every American cereal mascot
37:04 I imagine him sweating and panting like a dog while he's eating ice cream as if he just ran a marathon.
15:42 that ‘cmon gwyn’ threw me right back into Anor Londo
12:30 This is incredibly funny out of context.
Stop being a coomer.
I'm usually first in line to bash America for obvious reasons, but for some reason hearing America has the worst food made me visibly enraged
As i european, i'm very much the same, but sometimes people just go too far with the America = bad. I like to joke around, but people can get weirdly serious with it.
@@Grim-mlerusually the British from what I've seen, they escalate needlessly and so quick when they get mildy burned
@@azechase6597 They've had a hard day of being stabbed by muslims and arrested by cops for self defense. Let them have their fun by saying our healthcare is bad.
@azechase6597 which is ironic, since the British are definitely the ones with the real worst food.
17:30 Honestly, this thing Jerma did with the jump powerups would make for a great Only Up type game.
I'm not taking food advice from someone who boils eggs for 16 minutes and puts it in salad
That Jerma Dollhouse Youtooz can be one half of a book end for your shelf I am so tempted to get it since it will serve two purposes.
I can’t believe Jerma would call me a dog for biting ice cream
I love that jerma thinks the copy machine bit is universally funny like its just part of human nature like everyone is jim Carrey in the 90s
Edit: he's deff not high
Ster will absolutely buy these youtooze and put them in a jar if you catch my drift…
He's actually kinda right about electric eels. Like... how long did it take after the evolution of man to discover and harness electricity. And then there's a creature that innately has the ability to use electricity that it makes inside of their body. Under the assumption that there are other planets holding life, would we ever find another that has tapped into that particular evolutionary trait? Maybe electrical impulse control is a unique path of evolution that will never be seen outside of earth? How tf did that evolve in the first place tbh? Complete alchemy, should not exist in a naturally evolving lifeform.
@@polojuice2432 I read these two comments in Jerma's voice, you're the chat message he reads out then laughs embarrassedly at himself
Our hearts use electricity too
it's not just our brains and hearts. your entire body uses and produces electricity. all animal cells have sodium-potassium pump structures on the membranes of their cells, gobbling up two potassium ions and spitting out three sodium ions, which results in a net positive charge outside of the cells. electric eels just have macro organs that do the same thing. so do catfish, skates, electric rays, and a handful of other marine animals.
Our entire body uses electricity wtf are these people talking about? its literally how we move and think
Jerma would love a Chess pie. Not everyone has heard of them, but it doesn't get any better than that.
I'm convinced if you like banana cream pie there are like dead people in your closet
my favourite is coconut cream, i like the little flakes
I prefer banana pudding personally
I mean, he IS right about the ice cream, 2 scoops are almost never worth it, only if you really want two different flavors together
Love how it took until nearly 20 minutes in for him to playe the game
guys im watching this from 2 weeks in the future the youtooz are no longer for sale
That thumbnail reminds me of that one Jerma video wheee he takes photos of himself. I wasnt expecting him to have his own Youtooz but what is the second one?
Youtooz seem pretty shady to me and I am not a fan but I hope they are a good partner
They suck, but whatever gives our streamer some money, I'm fine with. He already partnered with Coinbase for the Dollhouse, lol
I'm pretty sure the figures themselves are good quality and even customer service is a ease to go through it any problems with them, however the fact that they make figures on literally everything and make a "Limited" stock on stuff is fucking dumb. It's simultaneously over stocked and under stocked
@@mr.moonlyfigure quality does not match the price and limited thing imo
Youtooz just has never seen all that appealing to me, literally only buying one cause they're literally the only official jerma figures
i love this man so much he is so precious to this world
okay but how much electricity DO we need to electrocute the entire ocean
Jerma, I'm an adult man. I'm not going to buy a little plastic statue of a youtuber
Bro doesnt have space on his reddit shelf
i will
42:45
That fucking noise he made lmao
someone needs to animate that spongebob segment
10:40 it was mad world!
Well, not in that trailer - but they used Mad World in the "Gears of War Ultimate Edition" launch trailer.
I was thoroughly impressed by 13:29
Finally someone who has the same opinion on apple pie and Evolution Watermelon juice as me
*Cake is good because it's a cake and it's not a sandwich.*
E.
Captain Crunch remains the undisputed world champion of the Jerma Rumble.
So Jerma says HIS McDonald's order is all of that stuff, but then claims that it's actually his GROUP order and would get much less if he's alone when chat says that's really weird to get for one person. Why would anyone assume that his order isn't actually his solo order??? SUSSUSUSUSUSSSSSSUSUSUSUS
Unforgivable
0:20 a lot of those are gonna end up in jars
Christ Yootoos art style is so cringe I'm so sorry Jerermy.
This game seems so unique and fun and creative but why does it have the worst dialogue since Forspoken?
I'm also disappointed that it's so short and did so little with it's mechanics.
28:20 is the smartest and funniest bit
JERMA!!!
-george costanza in a diff language
14:39 Chat will say NA has the worst cuisine as if EU cuisine wasn't mostly ACTUAL raw meat like in steak tartare or mettbrochen
Untrue, south-western EU countries don't have raw meat dishes
american food is so extremely diverse too IDK why people don't recognize that
@@mmisafire yeah im not american but god damn thats a crazy thing to say about the U.S.A
so many great foods the whole world eats
Yeah I feel like westerners internalize pseudo-ethnic (americanized) restaurants like: indian, thai, chinese, mexican, caribbean etc. as "exotic" and just take for granted their own food choices. Also in internet discussions on like twitter and whatnot, it's always like asian/mexican americans roasting others for eating "white people" food, when they themselves prefer the food of their own heritage, which is hypocritical. Like if you cared about culinary diversity you'd be repping a different culture's food, not your own.
soft, bald and aging
16:41 Patriotic for cereal Jerma
Bearded Jerma is the best Jerma.
Whats the deal with american barbecue? its just meat in fire, cavemen have been doing this for years!!
Help I accidentally clicked the notification
watched jerma accidentally. DAY RUINED
Sorry for your loss bro
Oi , did ya really just, hold the phone guvna, did you just fuckin bend reality, mate?
This guy is off his rocker and I love it. 😂
13:57 Artificial Flavors Andy
Ive never heard of not just having the apple sluge in apple pie. Who puts full ass apple slices in their apple pie?
yes now
No birthday cake is better than a C
McDonalds apple pie is THE best apple pie, period.
I wonder if YouTooz bagged him to let them release a sus guy
13:00 - i'd rate it lower than a C. birthday cakes are made to be aesthetic, which results in a quarter inch thick mat of icing all over the top and sides to even out the actual cake part. fucks up the proportions of each bite, you're always getting way too much icing and the cake itself can't hang - which is even worse when the icing is richly colored. you can taste the food dye and it tastes like plastic.
it'd be a C+ if people didn't decorate them like assholes.
I agree. It's not just birthday cakes, the vast majority of cakes you'll encounter in life are like this. To be honest the only good cake I've had was a cake with a layer of cream/milk or something, and it was cold and moist, and had mellow flavors while still being sweet.
Jermaine
When will Jeremy Elbertson and Jüri Ratas have that political speech that they promised in 2012? Also 1 ball is huge in America i guess, usually here is 1 ice cream ball about a 2,5cm diameter.
13:59 This man is spitting so fucking hard
jerma succumbed to yootooz...? 😢
Mad world was for gears 2
3:26 What song is this?
jerba
jerfa
jerna
jerga
jeruga
guys it's NOT possible to be the first comment because as we all know, Jerma isn't real, and his videos are all mass hallucinations
jerma cake vs ludwig cake who wins
man it sucks such a cool game concept got combined with such awful dialog writing
it's like that one card parkour anime speedrun game but x10
At least neon white's dialogue was ironically bad
@@art-cs6usYeah, but at least here you can just turn the dialogue off. Wasn't neon white like 50% dating sim?
Analog clock incident?
cake.