She legit seems like someone that needs a specify person to survive with more than a week. Shes extremely vein and gets angry over every little thing, there is a reason shes not married yet, she probably nagged every boyfriend to death so far.
being married to lumi would just be a constant series of "but what if i was a worm would you love" and every variation of it as you wade the minefield to see what she considers her truest most core self this week, next week "because im nice to you but with an attitude" wont count as part of her personality or truest corest self either.
The lemon is: 1) passionate about wanting to understand things 2) very feminine female personality, closest word would be traditional but look at how that words been warped 3) Perfect manner of speech, which easily keeps your attention 4) Knows how to read the mood and be the mood of the room despite having a small social battery 5) She easily fixed me by showing her real self and being herself, not telling "chat" how to "fix themselves" That being said, I wouldn't ask to marry the lemon, it's not correct to love her but I admire her Most I would do is ask for a date, but I would flop hard 😔
Lumi takes the Pokémon cards and runs. She's ready to make millions. It turns out the person was a massive Pidgey fan, and the binder is full of the most common Pidgey cards. That is how to scam the lemon woman.
@@nogitsune4452 Lumi only married for the challenge run. She plays Factorio, her autism makes her already non-existent judgment skills become completely incomprehensible
I love her enthusiasm I love her voice I love how caustic she can be I love how creative she gets with her roleplay streams I love her sense of aesthetics Also, step two is meeting her parents, then setting a date and location.
Honestly, I've dated a vtuber before and I'll just give one warning: If you can't handle her giving her attention to anonymous lonely guys, half of whom, have a parasocial crush and/or relationship with her, then it's best to stay clear of dating vtubers. It's a very strange dynamic that most people don't consider, including the vtuber themselves.
It's not even about being able to handle it, one person will never be able to compete with online attention you receive as an online personality. Even if it's just 10 guys, on an emotional level it's an open relationship with extra step, naturally bias against monogamy. Even Pewdiepie's wife had to quit content creation to make it work long-term, which is honestly the most sane thing to do if you date them seriously.
Lumi the goal is to get to start talking with you and figure all this out then. Believe it or not finding a person over the internet talking long nights and falling in love and flying over to finally meet them is very much so possible. I am living proof off it.
@@Japaneseanimeguy >She can sing on an opera / PHD level >she's generally really funny >will take me out for Korean BBQ after a long days worth of work >yellow woman pretty model For me pref, dating and wife mat is basically hot best friend I can have kids with. I can handle the raising a family junk by myself.
@MagnumSanada you do you. Some of her freak moments and preferences for vegetarian food are off-putting for me, but not enough to not stick with her as a friend. A spot of random chaos and outlandish tangents in conversations is nice in a friend. I'd enjoy her company but not want her as a lifelong partner. If she's the kind of woman you want, go ahead, though. I'm not going to judge someone for wanting a wife with a fun personality. Not like either of us has much chance anyway, so dream away of what could be, reality be damned.
(Hopefully Miss Iori doesn't see this) 5 reasons that Miss Lumi would be a peak wife I will try to not add anything about her talents which are a massive bonus to her overall ranking 1: She is feminine 2: She has compassion for others 3: She is a feeder 4: She is very upbeat 5: She is the kind of woman who makes a man want to get better daily.
How tf is it shallow to like someone for their talents? What are you supposed to like about someone? If you like someone for their looks its shallow, if you like them for what they can do/provide its shallow, if you like them for their talents its shallow, what are you supposed to like?
1. That cute little high-pitched wheeze/squeal when she laughs. 2. Her creativity in stream ideas and the characters she comes up with. 3. I like how she's not racist-racist but just, you know, like, "incidentally racist", like the eugenics thing. She's not "racism-averse" is a good way to put it. 4. I know what it's like - I also have an advanced degree yet my job requires me to have to talk to idiots all day. 5. I like how she stands up for her beliefs, even if it's unpopular or chat says it's an "L take".
I wanna marry Lumi so that I can finally get a green card and escape from Pippakistan
Sounds like someone just volunteered for the gulag.
I am 5 meters away from your location.
Get in the line, third worlder
Papers please.
Me too
The fact there's lemon woman wedding dress art out there.
The fixer-upper's dream.
Nah bro I want her the way she is, ain't no fixing required.
Hot art tho, im 🥜😩
You don't have to get married before you sell off all his cherished possessions. You just gotta move in.
Aaah yes the wonders of common law marriage.
Lumi is a specimen to observe, not to engage with
*be engaged to
She legit seems like someone that needs a specify person to survive with more than a week.
Shes extremely vein and gets angry over every little thing, there is a reason shes not married yet, she probably nagged every boyfriend to death so far.
@@grafzeppelin4069 with
5 year plan: Reclaim her ancestral lands.
10 year plan: Become the new Russian czar.
being married to lumi would just be a constant series of "but what if i was a worm would you love" and every variation of it as you wade the minefield to see what she considers her truest most core self this week, next week "because im nice to you but with an attitude" wont count as part of her personality or truest corest self either.
1. Lemon
2. Woman
3. Yellow
4. Tard
5. Hands
5/5
"ESL = not from US" -- Kaneko Lumi
I mean...
Based Lumi denying the existence of Britain and Austria
she aint our favourite tard for nothin
@@Bigoleboi British people don't speak English, they speak "Big Ben fish n chips govnah I FINK tip top tip"
@@Bigoleboi Ah yes, the glorious British colony of Austria
The lemon is:
1) passionate about wanting to understand things
2) very feminine female personality, closest word would be traditional but look at how that words been warped
3) Perfect manner of speech, which easily keeps your attention
4) Knows how to read the mood and be the mood of the room despite having a small social battery
5) She easily fixed me by showing her real self and being herself, not telling "chat" how to "fix themselves"
That being said, I wouldn't ask to marry the lemon, it's not correct to love her but I admire her
Most I would do is ask for a date, but I would flop hard 😔
that was beautifully succulent
This guy gets it.
Beautiful work mate, you really nailed it
Lumi takes the Pokémon cards and runs. She's ready to make millions. It turns out the person was a massive Pidgey fan, and the binder is full of the most common Pidgey cards. That is how to scam the lemon woman.
Lumi is the type to let you keep the kids, but steal your job/business and run it way better.
That doesn't sound too farfetch'd
@@nogitsune4452
Lumi only married for the challenge run. She plays Factorio, her autism makes her already non-existent judgment skills become completely incomprehensible
Everything goes to Lemon Woman because wynaut
@@redline841 I mean if she paying alimony XD
No, it should have been me. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!
Consent being a requirement aside, why would you propose to the lemon woman, when she’s gone on record that her thing is being kidnapped?
wut
The kidnapped to wife pipeline is a complicated one.
@@Alargator Eh, it beats dating sites...
God i love that silly Lemon Woman
"is that engagement bait" was a hilarious pun even if it was unintentional
I love her enthusiasm
I love her voice
I love how caustic she can be
I love how creative she gets with her roleplay streams
I love her sense of aesthetics
Also, step two is meeting her parents, then setting a date and location.
Almost wanna fill the excel sheet as an elaborate shitpost
Gfe to strong
God I love just listening to her yap. I also don’t think a marriage with her would last for me, so I won’t even try
Engineer = big brain = someone I could have complex convos with
We've heard Lumi's takes,it just makes it worse
She have another 2 big things...
A "Husband Application Review" stream would unironically be hilarious. Like a Room Review stream but way worse.
SHE SNORTED WHILE LAUGHING.
reason #6.
What's her opinions on eugenics? 🤔
Don't marry Lumi!!! You'll get pregnant!!!
well i mean lumi asking all this stuff is no different than woman in rl so why not send in a application lol
I've heard that Lumi has great hair and i like her interests. Also, I need cb claims.
I have never been this early lol, I just checked the channel for uploads
I kinda need someone to come sell all my crap and split the profit. 😂
Lol, nice way to turn it into content. Very funny.
'Engagement bait.'
Lumi is funnier unintentionally than when she tries.
Come on! Chat, you can do better than Lumi.
her singing voice is amazing
Honestly, I've dated a vtuber before and I'll just give one warning:
If you can't handle her giving her attention to anonymous lonely guys, half of whom, have a parasocial crush and/or relationship with her, then it's best to stay clear of dating vtubers.
It's a very strange dynamic that most people don't consider, including the vtuber themselves.
It's not even about being able to handle it, one person will never be able to compete with online attention you receive as an online personality. Even if it's just 10 guys, on an emotional level it's an open relationship with extra step, naturally bias against monogamy. Even Pewdiepie's wife had to quit content creation to make it work long-term, which is honestly the most sane thing to do if you date them seriously.
@@legocloneguy1 Agreed.
Guarding my Pokemon binders with anti Lemon Thief circles ever since !!!
Age is but a number. And the greater the gab, the better the prize
Damn what a roller coaster of emotions
50k in education debt. these are my assets Lumi
Ok that is already too much work. I guess I’ll just marry my Pokemon cards.
I'm surprised that guy got through. Most chubas I watch on Twitch have mods as strict as a Korean border guard.
When did i get married? Whoops, never mind. I misread the title. I'd marry her, but I wanna improve myself first.
That picture of Lumi in a wedding dress awakens something in me.
Man, I love Lumi.
if you want Lumi she will be an expensive wife. dedicated to Airships, Science, Fashion, and her Romanov bloodline. 🍋
Chat x Lemon Woman
I ship it 🍋🍋🍋
This just confirm that Lumi is the most woman of all vtuber.
Lumi the goal is to get to start talking with you and figure all this out then. Believe it or not finding a person over the internet talking long nights and falling in love and flying over to finally meet them is very much so possible. I am living proof off it.
You know that there will be someone out there who will make that spreadsheet for Lumi. 🤣
Damnit, well there's always Hime or Clara then.
You'd consider Clara? She's fun, but even if I met her in reality, I think she's friend material, not a marriage candidate.
@@Japaneseanimeguy
>She can sing on an opera / PHD level
>she's generally really funny
>will take me out for Korean BBQ after a long days worth of work
>yellow woman pretty model
For me pref, dating and wife mat is basically hot best friend I can have kids with. I can handle the raising a family junk by myself.
@MagnumSanada you do you. Some of her freak moments and preferences for vegetarian food are off-putting for me, but not enough to not stick with her as a friend. A spot of random chaos and outlandish tangents in conversations is nice in a friend. I'd enjoy her company but not want her as a lifelong partner. If she's the kind of woman you want, go ahead, though. I'm not going to judge someone for wanting a wife with a fun personality. Not like either of us has much chance anyway, so dream away of what could be, reality be damned.
That was so unfair.
Maybe he has a road motorbike and an enduro one.
"I like your opinions on Eugenics." 😂😂
"Why do people like asking vtubers to marry them" Cause it keeps food on LEC's table LUL
Lumi is over thinking this. No surprise
"Happens every day" uh-uh
Thumbnail makes me act wise
She said yes. What do I do now ?
I never thought I'd get this far
Reasons to be single: The Video
all Dizzy requires is rare yaoi and a fanaticism for Digimon
Lumi will never deter me from finding a vtuber wife!
Are the lemon noises a plus?
The effort to git gud at singing is relevant tho
Lumi needs correction and I don't mean the fun kind
Oh no.
(Hopefully Miss Iori doesn't see this)
5 reasons that Miss Lumi would be a peak wife
I will try to not add anything about her talents which are a massive bonus to her overall ranking
1: She is feminine
2: She has compassion for others
3: She is a feeder
4: She is very upbeat
5: She is the kind of woman who makes a man want to get better daily.
How tf is it shallow to like someone for their talents? What are you supposed to like about someone? If you like someone for their looks its shallow, if you like them for what they can do/provide its shallow, if you like them for their talents its shallow, what are you supposed to like?
i would be too embrassed to say that to any vtuber
Lemon moment 🍋
Lumi is peak woman
YOU ARE ALL INVITED BROS AND LADIES 🎉🎉🎉 💒💍
I will offer her two dds blue eyes white dragon for marriage.
Aight', general purpose robot it is.
Miss Lumi is funny.
7:30 True Lumi GFE
1. That cute little high-pitched wheeze/squeal when she laughs.
2. Her creativity in stream ideas and the characters she comes up with.
3. I like how she's not racist-racist but just, you know, like, "incidentally racist", like the eugenics thing. She's not "racism-averse" is a good way to put it.
4. I know what it's like - I also have an advanced degree yet my job requires me to have to talk to idiots all day.
5. I like how she stands up for her beliefs, even if it's unpopular or chat says it's an "L take".
my man gets it
I like trains
Watermelon 👀
Wants to be liked for her personality, then demands list of (useful) skills & assets from eligible men 🤔😞
Having skills is typically a reflection of a man's character. Assets, not so much.
lol already 2motorcycles