15. [60 FPS] Von Kaiser (Title Defense) - Punch-Out!! (Wii)

Playlist: • [60 FPS] Punch-Out!! (...
Von Kaiser's back! And he's brought his confidence with him! No longer is he a battle-worn nervous wreck! He's quite a bit faster, too! This fight's gonna be a close one!
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Go for the knockout punch! It's Punch-Out!!(!) This title is a true-to-form reimagining of the classic Punch-Out!! titles! And 60 frames per second will let you see the animation to the fullest! You've got the simple and rhythmic dodge/punch controls, your star punch, and a super-stereotypical array of contenders to bash! You can just feel the love that went into making this into a game to be cherished by the fans of the series! (It's good for newbies, too! This was my first!)
Your goal is to knock out your opponent, and to do so you need to look for openings! If you just throw punches at random they'll be blocked. In general, you'll dodge a single or series of punches and then when they're open for retribution you respond with your own! There are other methods of attack, and the game will introduce a few to you as a key method for attack, but in general it's "Dodge-punch-punch-punch"! You'll often get stars for a star punch (a more powerful attack) if you take advantage of these more secret techniques.
Oh, I almost forgot to mention! You have two ways of healing yourself! If you knock the other fella down, you can mash the punch buttons to regenerate health as long as they are on the floor. There's also the super-secret-chocolate bar! Press "-" between rounds to heal a LOT of health next round. Only can do once per match!
I played through this game once in the past using the Wii Remote/Nunchuk scheme throwing punches left and right, so this time I'll try the more classic method of the Wii Remote held sideways, buttons only.
I'll see you all in the ring! Never give up!
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A couple technical notes:
This is being played on a Nintendo Wii U, a system backwards-compatible with Wii discs. The Wii U has the same hardware built-in as the Wii. The Wii U will automatically upscale your Wii games based on your selected resolution and output via HDMI in Progressive Scan for a clean image.

[@velvet1371]

Imagine you're all psyched up and ready to fight but you just hop into the ring and yell "COMBAT BOOTS"

[@the_pac_attack6376]

1:55 I like this part a lot so I’m saving it here to remember

[@Top1Awesome]

AAAAAAATACKAAAAAAAA

[@dominictoretto7412]

the absolute devastation of that hit for a first timer tho

[@suna845]

Von Kaiser: Goes through intense mental training to overcome his cowardice, and boosts his physical abilities and ego to become a better fighter
Disco Kid: dance lessons

[@sour3000]

😂😂💯

[@Dinoman972]

King Hippo: Manhole

[@acetrainerarjun821]

Because Nintendo Logic!

[@donathan2933]

Mlg_noob5003 DickTheOne not me. They the two weakest boxers and they now a threat

[@Juario06]

*Soda Popinski:* drink's a special soda

[@spacelad9543]

1:54 instant right hook

[@fatmatweedell7747]

*gun cocking followed by whirring* *in German* “Ha ha, I fooled you!” *misses* “Oh oh! Owaagh!”

[@meghanmayko9470]

I get your anger... but... was the haircut neccasary?

[@El_Presidente173]

yes it helps him look badass

[@friedwater6519]

Standard German Haircut

[@fatmatweedell7747]

It’s a crew cut: a standard army hairstyle. So you don’t look like a hippie!

[@terminat1]

Necessary.

[@mysta9656]

It's to help him with his PTSD that was the main reason he lost the last fight (Atleast that's what he thought). He made himself look like he did in the past so he can feel like the children that caused it never encountered him.

[@conntoons_4848]

Punch out Logic:
Haircuts make you better and boxing

[@sour3000]

Or maybe he just trained harder and he just decided to cut his hair...🤔😂

[@nobunny9362]

Well, it is a military haircut.

[@tadeogomez7303]

I just love his "Uh oh!" It's just so cute, for some reason.

[@Dogasupreme]

Doc reminds me of Big Smoke

[@southstar448]

The downed theme is just perfect

[@stardustmotion]

1:55 german science is the greatest in the world moment

[@comandanthertz4400]

1:55 *HOW DID A SHERMAN TANK FELT BEING SHOOT BY A TIGER TANK AT WW2*
(Also, Von kaiser is the only guy who has a one shoot punch in the whole game 🇩🇪👊)

[@sumbreebro]

Doesn't Macho Man have his triple spin move?

[@thatpersononyt2848]

He is like a ticking time bomb with trick up his sleeve

[@SuperSky101406]

1:56 top 10 anime comebacks

[@culebron2007]

1:56 me on a monday before he adds "TTTAKU!" and does the spim

[@NormalVillain19]

von kaiser is a tool in the game to teach people that not all opponents will be as easy as glass joe.

[@mfahy0718]

He's the German version of Groundskeeper Willie from the Simpsons.

[@THE-BLACK-GHOST]

1:57 a dude called me fat idiot... I did that to them

[@0knothing443]

How much you hand hurt after that?

[@THE-BLACK-GHOST]

@@0knothing443 it hurt a lot after that

[@noobythings]

Dude got his skull and brain liquified the moment it hit

[@Pardroid]

I like how his taunt when Mac is down, he just move to the left then back to the same position.

[@Chris-gx1ei]

A German Boxer being like a Dude from Military?
As a German myself I would have expected any cliche everyone tells about us but not this 😅

[@marcelkirch6805]

But why is He saying "KAMPFSCHUHE!"

[@facemcshooty6602]

His voice is amazing

[@PrestoChango0913]

When "Von Kaiser" said, *"Zone-H"*
(I.D.K. what he said, B.T.W.)
He sounds like he saying, *"Some of this"*

[@Theguywithwrizz]

1:55 ATTACKKKKKKKK

[@Chem.Baroness]

I can't speak German.
,,Haha Reingefallen!"
Ich kann wirklich Deutsch / I really can speak german

[@roderrickgaming9949]

Das ist ein guter witz ;)

[@anonymousdoggo1537]

Jaet!

[@michaelbreckshot6589]

"Haha, I fooled you"

[@Mattbuddy0947]

Kann mir jemand sagen was er da sagt 1:04 weil ich höre immer Puns

[@Chem.Baroness]

@@Mattbuddy0947 Bums! Not a real word, more like an expression

[@manfredvonkarma8455]

"So nich'!"

[@fatmatweedell7747]

I think it’s more of “So wie nicht!”, as to be German for “Not like that!”

[@alfonsoinigoa.jimenez7365]

1:56 *ouch*

[@noobythings]

That sure has to give Mac more than a concussion

[@artestic7112]

1:54 I have come for what i searched

[@WhiteFangofWar]

Kaiser, meet oblivion.

[@ljubgucci]

Kampfstiefel!

[@godofchou3541]

Von kaiser Speacial attack-Slap Punch

[@TheSillyNikoEnjoyer]

DONT TEASE KIESER HES THE BEST BOXER IN THE WORLD AND SO IS SMHUS THEME

[@ShiftyGuy777]

TD Von Kaiser is probably the only minor circuit rematch that gave me a bit of trouble. The rest of the Minor Circuit boxers weren't that hard, Disco Kid is still pathetically easy.

[@conntoons_4848]

Right? Can’t believe you can just duck all of Disco Kids’s attack lol.

[@marcelkirch6805]

Me who lost to TD glass Joe:
**Nervous sweating**

[@CorrinHallett26]

Combat boots

[@KenanVonKaiser]

Uncle!

[@raptormaverick4774]

What’s with the gun sounds before and after he punches you XD

[@isaiassimba2784]

Ouch

[@jonathanviera1589]

Is it me or did he get more buff in the title defense.

[@SQUIRKY10]

No

[@katleo333]

COMBAT BOOTS

[@TheHollandHS]

0:46 KAMPFSTIEFEL

[@clairehutchinson8813]

1:45

[@BonnieGamer-sj7vp]

von kaisers attack is like the one bob charlie uses in super punch out snes

[@bar7955]

glass joe is better than him

[@arbysandghyesdorano5810]

Yes and i like glass joe and don flamenco.

[@zelch4248]

1:57 Am I the only one that thinks this attack sounds satisfying?

[@santsa9042]

The classic shotgun

[@seriouslyretarded6110]

I love that attack and the character itself

[@CarbonComp]

trench shotgun

[@kaigriffin5654]

No

[@flyingicicles9903]

Nope it sounds dope don’t it?

[@JohnnicusStevicus]

Anime logic: yelling makes you stronger
Punch out logic: getting a haircut makes you stronger

[@YapyYap]

Yeah true xD

[@thatnerdinthecomments4678]

Also, therapy.

[@saltysteambags4603]

Stardust Masochist and dance lessons apparently

[@donathan2933]

Henry’s dumb Videos Von Kaiser and Mr. Sandman got stronger just by getting a haircut

[@brandongreene2398]

So Von Kaiser is All Might?

[@CpnGame]

When he winds up, listen for that lock-and-load sound effect... if he doesn't make it, he's trying to fake you out.

[@saret4647]

Cap'n Game that's awesome

[@leilanpad9638]

solid advice here

[@genkugames9616]

Same happens with real weapons at a Chinese market

[@kingcookie9777]

@@genkugames9616 ._.

[@velvet1371]

Thanks for the advice Doc.

[@tophattedseashell6187]

This guy is a perfect character, he has literal training on his hands and he's a boxing trainer, which would of made him on the major circuit, and also he gives a tutorial on faking and how to counter it, better than Glass joe. Also, he actually has strength, pretty impressive for a 42 year old who can't even take punches from 10-12 year olds.
(I wasted my time describing this guy and his strengths.)

[@RoarkeIsBored]

Yeah too bad he’s the second boxer you fight

[@zaidhernandez4601]

I mean glass joe is pretty muscular, just not as much as everyone else

[@thebus3181]

What I find funny is that it says he weighs 144 because he definitely weights more

[@terrariangolden6985]

von kaiser can't even do boxing, the max age for boxing is 39

[@terrariangolden6985]

@Otneimica yes, but it is an rule break

[@JaiP108]

So somehow the military haircut gave him a confidence boost and now he's strong and everything? Ok then.

[@divinity1984]

jaipathak108 I Was Wondering The Same Thing...

[@guidosprangers8601]

ME TOO

[@Yeyo-gg2db]

Fallout logic

[@adwadswadsda8458]

it's because he is close to beat his post traumatic stress, by trying to pretend to be in the past.

[@sour3000]

@@adwadswadsda8458 woah that's deep😯

[@aster0781]

FOOLS, GERMAN BOXING IS THE FINEST IN THE WORLD

[@DerWaidmann_]

Marcus SEKAI ICHIII!

[@fatmatweedell7747]

It’s very refined, should I say?

[@theovermindtm]

German Fists out of
*KRUPPSTAHL!!!*

[@saltysteambags4603]

Von Kaiser died in the battle of Stalingrad, but German science brought him back to life

[@THE-BLACK-GHOST]

Salty Steambags as German I am pretty sure We could do that

[@microwavehelicopter2708]

Fun fact: Von Kaiser yells 'COMBAT BOOTS!' when running into the stage, this is likely a PG 13 way for him to say "BLITZKRIEG!" in the game.

[@IhavenoballsandImustscream]

Bruh he is a ww1 soldier not a ww2

[@blankmcblankpart6972]

If you're wondering how he got better by a haircut, it's actually: The reason Von Kaiser is a wimp is because he has PTSD flash backs of the war, while in TD he puts it aside to win the title.

[@miguelgarcia6170]

So he has post stressed

Was it not caused by groin-punching kids?

[@ratenthusiast6763]

The PTSD is from the lil’ kids.
His obsession with beating Mac says it all

[@ADcommenter]

He clearly went insane, the only thing keeping him from boxing to his fullest potential is his sanity

[@Im_Real_Napoleon_I_swear_9274]

Wehrmacht Commander or Officer as Doc said he's an Fighting Instructor from WW2

[@thescorpionplayer]

Honestly when he's defeated I can't help but feel bad for the guy. He seems very sad and weakened by this loss, and probably feels worthless.

[@normanzhang7189]

exactly what i was thinking

[@FoodPepsi]

I sometimes cry when i see his defeated stance

[@Isernex]

same, I don't know why I sympathize with this guy so much, it's weird

[@local_rp3969]

he remembered the experience he had, getting shame from other German soldiers for some cowardice in the WW1

[@franilovic4139]

1:53 i bet that caught at least half of the players off guard

[@wilrodrigues.]

Maybe

[@APotentialFish]

It’s a one shot attack

[@wilrodrigues.]

@@APotentialFish we know

[@coolbark4376]

Von Kaiser’s uppercut sounds like a shotgun

[@nobunny9362]

Almost all his animations have mechanical sounds to them. He's based on German engineering.

[@filmmotiveprince8746]

I believe it is

[@coolbark4376]

Neat

[@xoticplayz242]

Not uppercut his ultimate move is a haymaker

[@coolbark4376]

@@xoticplayz242 there is his uppercut and his haymaker both sound like a shotgun

[@pawiler1080]

Everyone before the first round: taunt or a threat
Von Kaiser: *COMBAT BOOTS*

[@neku-fn8dq]

God i love his punch with the voiceline "AAAAAAAAAATTACKE!!!"
Its so satisfying

[@Chem.Baroness]

,,Das ist Boxen Little Mac und kein Tantenkaffee!"
Best Thing Von Kaiser ever said

[@SilentDragonite149]

"This is Boxing, Little Mac, not tea time with your Aunt!"

[@pinxelated2799]

@@SilentDragonite149 Kaffee actually means coffee, not tea.

[@autobitch7993]

Pinxelated its tea

[@michaelbreckshot6589]

@@pinxelated2799 it is tea. I don't remember what the term for coffee is if there is one

[@pinxelated2799]

@@michaelbreckshot6589 @Yobama is here
Really? Well, thanks for correcting me, i guess.

[@jansen868]

How the people in Germany say hello: *KAMPFSTIEFEL*

[@LinucNerd]

And that's how WW2 accidentally started... The Germans only wanted to say hi ):

[@Chem.Baroness]

Not Racist xD (I'm from German)
In German Hello is ,,Hallo"

[@salamisandwichletsplay4416]

xITOBii hast du den Sarkasmus nicht bemerkt?

[@kjetil_vb8309]

xITOBii it's the same as in The Netherlands

[@Chem.Baroness]

I know

[@shayzysmash8140]

6:51 How we'll all feel once the pandemic is over.

[@NineGenaizys]

I actually felt like that when the pandamic ended
And Von Kaiser's defeat stance was how I felt when I had to go to school again (it was like almost an year ago but still)

[@Notusingthisaccountanymore1]

1:55 is my favorite moment

[@Pumpkinsmasherok]

There is a English-speaking character every 3 fighters

[@fatmatweedell7747]

Every *two* fighters, actually. The order of nationalities goes;French, German, *New Yorker,* African, Japanese, *Canadian (Salmon Arm),* Indian, Spanish, *Irish (Dublin),* Russian (Previously of the U.S.S.R. Look at Mike Tyson’s Punch Out), Turkish, *Floridan (Hollywood Star),* and then *a Pennsylvanian.*

[@caraccident5357]

@@fatmatweedell7747 Kind of late to tell you, but Super Macho man is from Cali not Florida

[@xxspicytacoxx1861]

Disco kid, Bear hugger, Aran Ryan, Mr sandman
Alrighty then-
Edit: I forgot about Super Macho Man But that ruins the line of "every two or three boxers" Because you have Super Macho right before Mr. Sandman

[@jabathecoyote]

So... Does every German person just screams *"Combat Boots"* when introducing themselves?

[@PKpanzerkrieger]

Yes!

[@afterdex3810]

@@PKpanzerkrieger ach Panzi

[@PKpanzerkrieger]

@@afterdex3810 Of course!

[@afterdex3810]

@@PKpanzerkrieger was soll das denn jetzt

[@PKpanzerkrieger]

@@afterdex3810 Was soll Baum?

[@georggross1232]

0:47 KAMPFSTIEFEL!!!

[@GGamerLiam]

combat boots

[@randyflores3876]

Little Mac: wins fight but is struggling to stand up right and breathe
Doc Louis outta nowhere: hE CAn ALWayS TAKE A whoOPEn

[@tnnt1263]

Von Kaiser is a robot, change my mind. His movements are jittery, and he makes clanging, ticking, and metallic sounds.

[@awesomeau121]

Do robots get easily hurt by kids?

[@SQUIRKY10]

​@@awesomeau121 not exactly

[@dripcicle]

not a robot.

[@handlemyd-]

That's like saying trauma isn't real

[@daoswaldplushie1316]

"Would you hit your best friend for $1,000,000?"
Girls: NO I LOVE MY BESTIE!!!!
Boys: 1:54

[@sovi3tsupr3me93]

I like his attack after him getting knocked out he just stands up then does a instant death attack. (overhand or backhand)

[@jonandewey5367]

Does his “ATTAKEN” move one shot you?

[@nobunny9362]

Yes. It will take you down in one hit, but it can easily be avoided by moving to either side.

[@HeyWh]

It's Actually: AAAATTACKA!

[@zaidhernandez4601]

@@nobunny9362 it has to the opposite way

[@radec4223]

Its actually: AAATTACKE!

[@noobythings]

*ªªªªAAAAAAAAAAATTACKEEEEEEEeee!*
*skull crushing sound*

[@jomuffins6551]

1:56-1:58 was brutal XD

[@filmmotiveprince8746]

It's definitely brutal, But a very cool move

[@zaidhernandez4601]

@@filmmotiveprince8746 yeah, a very cool move... definitely wouldn't use it in real life(or at least not scream before it) unless I was already winning the fight.....or maybe desperation

[@alfonsoinigoa.jimenez7365]

Never mess with the German boxers.

[@THE_Mirage]

@@zaidhernandez4601 if the guy was already dazed and confused *I would 100% do this*

[@zaidhernandez4601]

@@THE_Mirage yeah, that would be a awesome finisher

[@KC_Garcia]

Me: German Precision
You: *WiNdMiLl*

[@00_BRUHH]

"This is boxing little mac! Not tea time wih your aunt!"
Epic

[@sonicgamingfan7055]

1:55 *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTACKAAAA!*

[@dcx_6412]

1:55 mac you good there bud

[@noobythings]

He almost got beheaded by an overhand spin attack the force of a shotgun. Do you think he's okay?

[@dcx_6412]

@@noobythings shoot

[@normieparanga-natividad6888]

Me: german presicion!
You: windmill!
*LOL*

[@aturough5222]

That didn't even made sense

[@aturough5222]

@*Meme Lord* i dont get that one

[@M4x_P0w3r]

Come on, it's not that hard to get. He says that his strikes are precise like fine german machinery while little mac waves his arms around like a windmilll

[@321pinkaholic]

Or his AAAAAATACKA moved like a wind mill

[@top1percenthater]

Dimension XV At 2:25 you can kinda understand it

[@user-dl2qu6me8z]

Von kaiser:AHHHHHHH TA KAI
little Mac:*knock out*
Me:LOOOOOOOOL

[@profboneprofdry2373]

ATTACKE NOT AHHHHHHH TA KAI

[@QuasarKnightGaming]

Luke da boss Yes the big fuckin gunshot noise makes it so good

[@tengudwn57]

QuasarKnight That sweet ass pump shotgun

[@B1992Nick]

@@profboneprofdry2373 i think he said AHHHHH ATTACKA!!!!

[@themysteriousyoutubeguy3157]

In English he shouts AAAAAAAAATACK

[@leilanpad9638]

this is my favorite boxer tbh

[@KaosAlex]

Same

[@jaxenperez6443]

Ich bin eine Kampfmaschine, mein Name? Von Kaiser! best FCKN boxer

[@Adrian.R850]

TD Von Kaiser cut his hair and became stronger. He's like a reverse Samson.

[@SilentDragonite149]

*KAMPSTIEFEL!!!*

[@Lichtmeta]

actually that means battle boots,but in his first fight he says "Achtung!"which means attention or caution

[@SilentDragonite149]

Game Geek "Achtung!" means "Attention!" "Kampfstiefel!" means "Combat boots!"

[@joseiiijimenez372]

+SmokeW33dEveryDay hey quick question do you agree with me on this. i feel like when you beat them in contender mode they get buried but when you beat them again in challenge mode they all get really buried while glass joe gats really really super buried it feels like they got buried but glass joe got really really buried.

[@joseiiijimenez372]

i made a mistake on my comment i said the same word repeating.

[@alchemykamishiro]

Hiryu the Dragonite BOOMZ

[@greygivens9489]

Very clean footage thumbs up 👍

[@LoborianProductions]

Ngl, I love almost all the characters in this video game and seeing them being that shattered after losing is actually painful :(

[@thatonedude05]

1:54 Von Kaiser's OHKD attack. Literally sounds like a gun firing.

[@2111darkboy]

Haha I love Von Kaiser's "Ich glaube ich hab eine Schraube locker", after little mac gets up after being knocked down lol

[@fatmatweedell7747]

I just like to interpret it as “Shop-shop eshurbaloosh?” because it sounds funnier. Anyway, does the German you typed *actually* sound like what he says? Not trying to be rude.

[@kapitanbach7411]

@@fatmatweedell7747 yes, it means "got a screw loose?" Or "I have a screw loose!"

[@Dummigame]

@@fatmatweedell7747 (i) think I've got a screw loose!

[@bestevie311]

1:55 The only OHKO in the game, by the way.

[@poweredvoltage3213]

Bull rush and title defence macho clothesline (only title defence)

[@poweredvoltage3213]

It's not a ohko you can survive it at full health

[@conntoons_4848]

@@poweredvoltage3213
Do you mean the triple clothesline or the singular clothesline?

[@poweredvoltage3213]

In title defence macho when he does the triple a the first hit can knock out down at full health but with contender it takes multiple from full health to knock you down

[@guywhoateallthepizza1031]

People don't really understand just how much a confidence boost can do for a person

[@FrogInShorts]

How is this man 6ft tall full of muscle and weighs 144lbs,

[@blaa6]

I'm glad you're not going for Star Punches immediately. I'd savor fighting Von Kaiser as he's a worthy opponent.

[@theconductor1489]

"COMBAT BOOTS!"

[@brady.widlake]

Von Kaiser's haircut power reminds me of that *regular show episode* (death kwon do) anyone else watch that?

[@feepentertainment6752]

Too bad he isn't wearing cutoffs.

[@falcolom]

Doc: Hey, kid, tell me something... Isn't it past your bedtime? Ha ha! Don't worry; I won't tell...
LOL

[@zoomgames123]

I like how his uppercuts sound like gun shots

[@FusedBaseSaiyan]

I like Von Kaiser!

[@megadrax0838]

1:55 Kaiser Special Move

[@franilovic4139]

Imagine if you stepped on his boots after he polished them

[@handlemyd-]

Don Flamenco

[@mat6184]

He is my favorite character..

[@supergames4478]

1:56 aaaaattackkka!!!

[@TotPocket]

Yall think his role model is Mr. Sandman? His flat top is kinda a dead giveaway...

[@offscreen6578]

Doc's comment after the fight needs more attention. Hilarious 4th-wall breaking.

[@0knothing443]

I love how his slower attacks sound like a combat rifle

[@vegetto_green87]

Do you know how can change the music in the battle? Because I hear minor circuit music in this one and another videos! You know how change music in this game?

[@johnbarrientosiii6586]

I feel like Von Kaiser should have definitely been tougher in The Contender mode. He’s a boxing coach for the Military and for some reason Disco Kid is placed higher than him??