I introduced your podcast to my father who is in recovery. I have been watching and listening for a month or so, but I knew I needed to share what your doing with my pops. He instantly got what was going on and is now a fan. It's so cool to share that with him and have him enjoy and identify with all the things you share with us. Comedy is what this world needs and you bring the real and the funny. Onward.
I think Theo is best in this format. I've watched his stand up. Ive watched other people interview him. But I laugh so much when it's just Theo talking. By himself. So funny.
It's a pleasure to see theo in the process of blowing up. He totally deserves it because he's been grinding for a long time. He may be the naturally funniest comedian out there right now. Keep it up my man!!!
Theo, I saw you blinking hard after the encouraging call, trying not the leak out 2 podcasts in a row. I know as a guy you want to hold it back, but dont worry about it, man. We love you.
@@Jeekobz I don't remember making this comment 2 years ago but I was definitely being ironic because I'm a crier myself sometimes. Plus I have 2 little girls 3 and 5.
shizbang yeah man Theo has a lot better advice than I do all I can say is something inside me changed and I got tired of always feeling the need to be under the influence of something and I dropped EVERYTHING the next day today makes a week so far and it doesn’t sound like much but i haven’t been sober this long since 12 so I’m much more happy now
KTRYo rice most of the time everything goes really well for me it’s just when I feel like an emo Nemo that I feel the urge to get high or drink I’m just glad there is a person like Theo out here for me to turn too I really hope he knows the impact he is having on peoples lives and the good work he’s doing it doesn’t hurt that he’s hilarious either 😂
Right on, man. Keep at it! You'll likely hit some bumps in the road, but let that pain be your teacher. There's a lot more good ahead of you! Like, when Theo says Be Good To Yourselves, you probably deserve it....and you know you do!
Daaayum, boi.. The bangs feeling more like fancy forehead valances, this AM. Inspiring me to experiment with mousse and/or layered window treatments. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Leh do it. Love you guys the most. Praying y'all have a week full of blessings that ebb and flow; recieved and then given away.
Kasie Garner - I search for your comments every time, lol. Those fancy forehead valances, haha. He can't let those hang too low, or else he's edging into some dark arts. If they start getting in his eyes its gonna be like Toby Maguire evil spiderman....and we definitely don't want that bullshit.
Since I've been listening to your podcast I've started to tell more people I love them. Not in the creepy dude way but just to be more positive in attitude and get out of the dark dark corners. So I love you Bro and Love to everyone else in the ether!
Theo Von. Wordsmith. Poet. I am an English teacher from somewhere in Africa and I just had to chuckle, y'know that laughter that rolls around in you tummy and tickles your throat? His Poetry about Prolonged Pissing Post-smelling Pectoral Pockets!!! This man shines on your darkness like a lightbeam from above and your darkness is obliterated and incinerated by the Theo-Lightbeam and you wanna get up and water a dead plant. After listening to Theo, no WHILE listening to Theo, you wanna DO GOOD, make dead things green again! 😂😂😂💙💙💙🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🐬🐬🐬Thanks man. You are the realist. 💪💪💪
I’m 3 years and 1 month clean and sober.... it’s cool to see other people in recovery and not ashamed of failures from the past. Keep fuckin up shit sober style brother
Theo I had to change my Monday routine just so I can listen to your podcast. Your vocab and magic with words is such an artform. My favorite comic by far! Come to Phoenix bro, Coooome on!!! Gang gang!
"If you keep flirting with disaster, disaster's gonna take you on a date. Then disaster's gonna take you on a second date. Then disaster's gonna fuck you." This is honestly the funniest shit I've heard all week
Damn man... Got me emotional. Made me realize a lot about myself and made me think about my life. Love you bro. Hopefully I will get the chance to meet you one day. Thank you for the podcast and you make my day. Your an amazing person. Go get that hitter bud!
My relationship advice... The most important things in YOUR life: 1) you 2) taking care of yourself(money, work, exercise) 3) your relationships ( gf, family, friends) If you let a girl take that 1st or sencond place, you’re doomed
@Theo Von Meditation is very helpful. It took me a few years before I could get into a fully clear state while meditating. A trick that worked for me is to lay down, close your eyes and try to envision the color white. Block out everything else around you and only think about white or any one color that may work for you. Breathing is important too. Breath in for 3 seconds, breath out for 5 seconds. The timing isn't that important but it will help you clear your thoughts. Love the podcast! Keep up the great work. I'm happy for your success!
Actually I didn't find anything I said racist. If I said yellow instead of white, would you have thought I was a racist Asian? White is the color that works for me. I've tried envisioning other colors but it doesn't work as well. That's why I said "or any color that may work for you." Sorry to disappoint. I'm one of the few commenters that prefers to help people and spread positivity over negativity. Good day.
Meditation is amazing! Just start with 1 minute of guided meditation. You'll know when to add more time and when to drop the guide. I do it before I get out of bed each morning.
Just gotta say u really doing ur thing all topics got that authentic vibe to em definitely leading the way in real talk ,appreciate Cha my brotha PEACE
I first started following you over a year ago. Anticipating every Monday's TPW (and occasional follow-up/Thursday TPW) since JRE#925. Around 20k subs then. Now, 136k!!!!!!! And rising! Great stuff, as always, Theo. The best comedic storyteller in the game, and a heart of gold. C'mon, Sept 14/15 in Nashville- gang gang!!!!!!
Theo Von is my new favorite person ..howd I not know of the funniest man in the world right now? Your gonna get huge man like huge even if ya don't wanna ..you are hilarious man!
VooDoo Wiz for sure - im feeling his vibe so much that "mouse love cheese" not only makes perfect sense but has me contemplating what the fuck is "mice"......Onward
Lolo Logan I'm in Texas, don't come to Texas until the end of October, definitely not on the 10 of October. I have to go see Jordan Peterson in San Anton for my birthday. November is good
He's not going ever come back to Texas is he comes here now. I knew a guy that would never come back to Texas because he drove through one time in June.
Ive learned that expressing my feelings to ppl helps me more than prolly those ppl. I’ve held a lot in most times an it’s caused a lot of stress on me and in my life. But the second you just kinda let a few things out, that helps. An you in your position Theo, you have a perfect platform for an outlet. It’s your job in a way. Expressing your feelings as they are and as they come. That’s true shit bubba. Much love Theo! Gang gang bruh! Thanks bud
Yo theo, its funny how you were talkin about smokin "horse leg junts" when you were younger cause im your age from a different part of the south and we used to call em "hog leg jurnts".... Always trips me out how people are different but still the same.... Love the new songs.... Keep up the good work with the podcast homie!!
When I was a kid, we drove in a church van from Atlanta to Indianapolis, Indiana. I had the sulphur burps the entire time with 16 people in the bus. One of the chaperones thought somebody was farting, and said, " Whoever did that should be ASHAMED!". Good times.
The part about virtual reality and wishing people could feel how you feel about them. Absolutely brilliant. If I could somehow fund a technology of the future that would be it
Is there a filter to cut all these "first" comments out of my feed? Or can we start a support group to get them through whatever it is they are going through? I can't fix this by myself, but if you all help, those people can add to a conversation rather than screaming a position. Gang gang.
*Theo Von is the funniest comedian to come up in the last decade*
I introduced your podcast to my father who is in recovery. I have been watching and listening for a month or so, but I knew I needed to share what your doing with my pops. He instantly got what was going on and is now a fan. It's so cool to share that with him and have him enjoy and identify with all the things you share with us. Comedy is what this world needs and you bring the real and the funny. Onward.
This long winding road of a story about a church van is why I listen to Theo and what makes him special.
It's been two weeks and this man gained 15,000 subscribers...
Theo, you're making a hugeeeeee change in peoples' lives. Keep it up brother.
Narrator:
He did keep it up.
Ya Theo is soothing indeed
He's on the come up!
I think Theo is best in this format. I've watched his stand up. Ive watched other people interview him. But I laugh so much when it's just Theo talking. By himself. So funny.
It's a pleasure to see theo in the process of blowing up. He totally deserves it because he's been grinding for a long time. He may be the naturally funniest comedian out there right now. Keep it up my man!!!
David Cop-a-feel is SO GOOD. I will not let that joke go unnoticed 😂😂
Theo Von is THE most unique comic today No one can replicate him
That’s one of many reasons that I’m in love with him ❤❤
This episode is literally one of the funniest things I’ve ever listened to.. Had me crying in my car multiple times.
I laughed at this podcast more than a lot of stand up specials I've watched recently, this is comedy gold son.
Theo, I saw you blinking hard after the encouraging call, trying not the leak out 2 podcasts in a row. I know as a guy you want to hold it back, but dont worry about it, man. We love you.
Lucrative fuck that, crying is for little girls
@@johnedward8352 I cried when I saw your videos
@@Jeekobz I don't remember making this comment 2 years ago but I was definitely being ironic because I'm a crier myself sometimes. Plus I have 2 little girls 3 and 5.
Theo has paid his dues man, he deserves some real fairness!
Battling alcohol after 9 years clean from heroin. I push myself so hard to get better. Love you, Theo. I'm trying so hard.
Love your podcast theo. Helps me get through really rough lonley days in early sobriety. Thank you for doing what you do.
"A van is just a trap house on wheels."
First Name Last Name lmao
A VAN BRO? A VAAAN??????
Where you been ? I've been dead in row six
It's a vayyan.
OMFG.. I just discovered Theo, and WOW... he may be the funniest man alive. His style, his delivery.. his swag.
Clark Fluegel we doing it tonightt Danielllaa. Mariaaa. You know what I’m saying? Tiffaaanny
you just explained time in a way that makes more sense than any other theory ive ever heard. gang gang
If Theo were a superhero his mullet would be his cape gang
Gang Gang
you gotta believe any crazy story a guy with mullet tells you
I can totally see Theo as the new Captain Planet with that mullet. Except he's fighting his arch nemesis Brendan Schaub instead of pollution
Thats imaginative I like it
@@johnnie543 Lmao what would his superpower be?
You’re a legend!
Thanks man I appreciate it
So are you
Theo you inspired me to go sober thank you
hunter Hawthorne shit really? I was thinkin bout doin that
shizbang yeah man Theo has a lot better advice than I do all I can say is something inside me changed and I got tired of always feeling the need to be under the influence of something and I dropped EVERYTHING the next day today makes a week so far and it doesn’t sound like much but i haven’t been sober this long since 12 so I’m much more happy now
Word y'all Theo legit is my motivation to clean my life up, fucking years wasted just getting to life now... keep strong clean gang
KTRYo rice most of the time everything goes really well for me it’s just when I feel like an emo Nemo that I feel the urge to get high or drink I’m just glad there is a person like Theo out here for me to turn too I really hope he knows the impact he is having on peoples lives and the good work he’s doing it doesn’t hurt that he’s hilarious either 😂
Right on, man. Keep at it! You'll likely hit some bumps in the road, but let that pain be your teacher. There's a lot more good ahead of you! Like, when Theo says Be Good To Yourselves, you probably deserve it....and you know you do!
1:37:30 emotional virtual reality. Its whole ideas boiled down into thoughts like this that make Theo so powerfully positive gang
Daaayum, boi.. The bangs feeling more like fancy forehead valances, this AM. Inspiring me to experiment with mousse and/or layered window treatments. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Leh do it.
Love you guys the most. Praying y'all have a week full of blessings that ebb and flow; recieved and then given away.
🤣 Fancy forehead valances. The king spending too much time in those 4-star hotels. Got those 4-star bangers. Love ya, girl.
Kasie Garner - I search for your comments every time, lol. Those fancy forehead valances, haha. He can't let those hang too low, or else he's edging into some dark arts. If they start getting in his eyes its gonna be like Toby Maguire evil spiderman....and we definitely don't want that bullshit.
Angelina Jolie on too many adderall
have a good week Kasie your the best girl
💖
10 mins in- laughing hysterically about vans & buses 😂😂😂 gonna be a good Monday. 💖 you Theo
"french kissed the air" ... Theo is a wordsmith
Oldies but goodies! Love you Theo!
IN A VANNNN!?!? A VAN!?!? ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN A VAN !!!
Since I've been listening to your podcast I've started to tell more people I love them. Not in the creepy dude way but just to be more positive in attitude and get out of the dark dark corners. So I love you Bro and Love to everyone else in the ether!
You wanting to ask your grandmother about your dad brought a few tears out of my eyes, not an easy thing to do these days. you got me on that one.
Theo Von. Wordsmith. Poet. I am an English teacher from somewhere in Africa and I just had to chuckle, y'know that laughter that rolls around in you tummy and tickles your throat? His Poetry about Prolonged Pissing Post-smelling Pectoral Pockets!!! This man shines on your darkness like a lightbeam from above and your darkness is obliterated and incinerated by the Theo-Lightbeam and you wanna get up and water a dead plant. After listening to Theo, no WHILE listening to Theo, you wanna DO GOOD, make dead things green again! 😂😂😂💙💙💙🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🐬🐬🐬Thanks man. You are the realist. 💪💪💪
I’m 3 years and 1 month clean and sober.... it’s cool to see other people in recovery and not ashamed of failures from the past. Keep fuckin up shit sober style brother
I have good memories of cruising around in my friend's mom's van looking to get some of that slick wallet, boi. Never got even close, but we had fun.
MakerInMotion has p
This podcast low-key a therapy session
That van story put me in a laughing frenzy man. My ribs hurt afterwards lol. Love you Theo.
2:26 -2:50 - Was great to see. Genuine happiness from Theo soaking through in his laugh's.
Gang Gang
THEO!!!! THANKS FOR STARTING THIS WEEK OUT RIGHT BABY, COMMMMEOOOOONNNNNN. RAT KING. gang.
Theo,
You are the man. I could write a novel on your authenticity, however, I won't. You are beyond talented, never doubt it.
Best,
CJL
The first 20 mins is gold dude
Theos fight breakdown is the absolute best! I havent laughed that hard in a long time
Funny podcast Theo. It was a real hittah. 🙌🙌🙌
The messages you get are a true blessing bruh I'm glad your getting recognition man onward......
Theo I had to change my Monday routine just so I can listen to your podcast. Your vocab and magic with words is such an artform. My favorite comic by far! Come to Phoenix bro, Coooome on!!! Gang gang!
Worsted day I've had in awhile, cheer me up brother theo
Dark-Jitsu Master It could be worse, you could be me.
Dark-Jitsu Master I'm sorry. Hope it gets better.
Dark-Jitsu Master could be worse, you could be tekubus.
Dark-Jitsu Master g up bruh I love you...if nobody else does I do
same
Theo, your career moves and continued sobriety is inspiring. You were looking particularly clear-eyed and on this week.
Christ
When he said "smokin equestrians" I legit choked on my breakfast from laughing so hard!
"If you keep flirting with disaster, disaster's gonna take you on a date.
Then disaster's gonna take you on a second date.
Then disaster's gonna fuck you."
This is honestly the funniest shit I've heard all week
You inspire me....you are a great soul
Damn man... Got me emotional. Made me realize a lot about myself and made me think about my life. Love you bro. Hopefully I will get the chance to meet you one day. Thank you for the podcast and you make my day. Your an amazing person. Go get that hitter bud!
“The fourth row was just for remedial reading.” 😂😂
“A grillin cheese” Theo its a GRILLED cheese😂😂
Theo, I love this podcast and your format so much. You’re a such hilarious and real person. Keep up the great work brother!
Put your strongest tampon in and hit the town! damn Theo lol
Like that caller said, we love ya Theo. You help us and we're here to help if we can.
My relationship advice...
The most important things in YOUR life:
1) you
2) taking care of yourself(money, work, exercise)
3) your relationships ( gf, family, friends)
If you let a girl take that 1st or sencond place, you’re doomed
@Theo Von Meditation is very helpful. It took me a few years before I could get into a fully clear state while meditating. A trick that worked for me is to lay down, close your eyes and try to envision the color white. Block out everything else around you and only think about white or any one color that may work for you. Breathing is important too. Breath in for 3 seconds, breath out for 5 seconds. The timing isn't that important but it will help you clear your thoughts. Love the podcast! Keep up the great work. I'm happy for your success!
Actually I didn't find anything I said racist. If I said yellow instead of white, would you have thought I was a racist Asian? White is the color that works for me. I've tried envisioning other colors but it doesn't work as well. That's why I said "or any color that may work for you." Sorry to disappoint. I'm one of the few commenters that prefers to help people and spread positivity over negativity. Good day.
DJ Landerz I think the commenter was joking. No big deal.
The way theo articulates is so poetic
"come back dude!"
"im back! pass tha jjjaaaawwwwinnntt"
that progression of the dark arts! truth!
Theo "weak clap" Von
Strong SYHPH
Derek Harmon HAA
Derek Harmon ew only in the joe rogan podcast you can comment that
Theo "This isn't the Joe Rogan podcast" Von
It's good to be back, and be able to enjoy this quality entertainment. 94 days clean and serene. Come along way from 15000 subs. Tpw is my favorite.
Justin Wilkins Fuckin' A brother! Get that life hittah like a cup of that strong sippah! Onward...
Welcome brother
Theo makes Monday feel like Friday. Gang.
Meditation is amazing! Just start with 1 minute of guided meditation. You'll know when to add more time and when to drop the guide. I do it before I get out of bed each morning.
Just gotta say u really doing ur thing all topics got that authentic vibe to em definitely leading the way in real talk ,appreciate Cha my brotha PEACE
"Put your strongest tampon in we heading out on the townnnn" 💀💀💀
I first started following you over a year ago. Anticipating every Monday's TPW (and occasional follow-up/Thursday TPW) since JRE#925. Around 20k subs then. Now, 136k!!!!!!! And rising! Great stuff, as always, Theo. The best comedic storyteller in the game, and a heart of gold. C'mon, Sept 14/15 in Nashville- gang gang!!!!!!
Much love Theo!
That Louisiana Solid Snake
Theo Von is my new favorite person ..howd I not know of the funniest man in the world right now? Your gonna get huge man like huge even if ya don't wanna ..you are hilarious man!
Just give Theo the Mark Twain award now.
SJ L he deff has a way with words lol.
VooDoo Wiz for sure - im feeling his vibe so much that "mouse love cheese" not only makes perfect sense but has me contemplating what the fuck is "mice"......Onward
a funeral in the back of the van lmao 😂😂😂😂
*_KILLIN THE METAPHOR GAME LOL_*
This might be one of the funniest goddamned things I've ever heard. Brilliant.
Please come to Texas! I want to go to a show...you are the best!
Lolo Logan I'm in Texas, don't come to Texas until the end of October, definitely not on the 10 of October. I have to go see Jordan Peterson in San Anton for my birthday. November is good
He's not going ever come back to Texas is he comes here now. I knew a guy that would never come back to Texas because he drove through one time in June.
Carlos Mosqueda He's from Louisiana! Homie's not scared of Texas. I will in SA on Oct 10 also. Onward
I truly hope that "church van" bit is part of a new set, that shit was hilarious.
Sometimes I think Theo’s eyes are like a dirty green, but they look so gray here! Love it😚❤️
Theo, I needed this today. Thank you ♥️
Theo!! Please bring Lakeith Stanfield to the podcast!! It would be an over powerful episode!! Gang gang
Ive learned that expressing my feelings to ppl helps me more than prolly those ppl. I’ve held a lot in most times an it’s caused a lot of stress on me and in my life. But the second you just kinda let a few things out, that helps. An you in your position Theo, you have a perfect platform for an outlet. It’s your job in a way. Expressing your feelings as they are and as they come. That’s true shit bubba. Much love Theo! Gang gang bruh! Thanks bud
Theo’s description of being young was right on the mark! 😂
"and then disaster gonna fuck ya" lol, words of wisdom from theo
I like the one same song at the beginning. It puts me in a good mood because I know I'm about to hear my boy. Gang
Lmao, "e-jack-u-lat" at about 18:00
You just taught me something I've always wanted to know within the first minute!!! Thanks man
Yo theo, its funny how you were talkin about smokin "horse leg junts" when you were younger cause im your age from a different part of the south and we used to call em "hog leg jurnts"....
Always trips me out how people are different but still the same....
Love the new songs....
Keep up the good work with the podcast homie!!
bernard wallace must be from bama lmao
When I was a kid, we drove in a church van from Atlanta to Indianapolis, Indiana. I had the sulphur burps the entire time with 16 people in the bus. One of the chaperones thought somebody was farting, and said, " Whoever did that should be ASHAMED!". Good times.
PUDD1N TA1NE dude i get those what the fuck causes that its like rotten eggs and its the worst shit ever.
What are sulphur burps?
I can't wait for the Jock Willink episode boiiiiiii GANG! GANG!
Hope you’re doing better this week Theo! You’re helping me through some tough times right now brother. Keep up the good fight.
Rewatching some old eps waiting for #400 next week
How did Theo end up in Bhad Babie's music vid? Lol
sayjai bao David Spade called him & asked him to do it...it was on another podcast where he talks about it.
Leigh Ann K cool...thnx! :-)
Because It probably paid him well??
Wait whaaat , which video?
Is it out yet? Somebody link me
The part about virtual reality and wishing people could feel how you feel about them. Absolutely brilliant. If I could somehow fund a technology of the future that would be it
I’m so in love with this beautiful man ❤❤
Man if they ever made a Metal Gear Live Action... you need to play Snake my man.
Pinku Style TV nah kurt Russell original and best
haha that would work also.
Pinku Style TV I can see that lol. That’s a funny thought though.
Highlight of my day. Thank you Theo! Much love
theo's wild love the podcast with just him makes me smile at work
I'm a brand new fan you are as authentic as they come no homo lol.
Is there a filter to cut all these "first" comments out of my feed? Or can we start a support group to get them through whatever it is they are going through? I can't fix this by myself, but if you all help, those people can add to a conversation rather than screaming a position. Gang gang.
Chuck Duncan get over it gang gang
Git dat hitta boi
fir- uh, third
Ur a bitch, Chuck. A bitch.
let me be the first to welcome you to the internet, lol
One of the best podcasts ever!!
Theo always killing it brah stay breezy. big up Theo
30 seconds in and I'm learning. I love this podcast. 👏👏👏
This guy needs to be in movies
“Vegan-free” 😂😂😅❤❤