Jon never warged a horse. He *is* ahorse, with skin changing abilities. Some say after he died he warged into Ghost, so that when he is resurrected he will have the spirit of a wolf but in a horse's body. Only then will he have both the wolfish tendencies AND a penis half as big as Tormund's, required to defeat the Others .
@@matguerra333 plot twist. Everyone is convinced shifty and schwifty are the same person but it turns out that Taylor Swift = Alt Shift X the whole damn time
The first time i heard this was at 2012 download festival. Everyone was so hype and then when the "im ahorse" verse started the mosh pit was so insane. I saw a guy get stabbed in the chest with a bastard sword, only for him to be resurrected, stand up and do the best demonstration of break dancing ever seen by man
all jokes aside, this was a much needed reminder for me that jon is a freaking amazing and compelling character, something i tend to forget because of what the show has done to him. thanks guys your collabs always smash x
This slaps harder than Tyrion slapping his own nephew. But in all seriousness, this is fantastic. ASX's rapping, and Glidus' vocals match perfectly, and the lyrics are all well constructed and written. It's obvious actual effort went into this, and it's not just a shitpost.
I can't tell if this is a glorious, elaborate shitpost or just an excellently crafted masterpiece and that makes me love it more. Glimbo and Schwimbo back at it again 🔥🔥🔥
Up on the wall where the boys are cold, there was one black brother who broke the mold. Lil homeboy be maxxin where others be lackin, that's right y'all it's Satin
halfway through, I realized that this was not simply a shitpost but also a deep, moving piece of art, just because this story and what Schwiftie extracts from it is such a powerful narrative also, something something ahorse
I love and hate how good this is. I’m just going about my day and them suddenly “this is the life I chose” starts ringing in my head and refuses to stop.
I am speachless but need to leave a comment regardles. By the Old Gods, your videos (including Glidus) are the peak content of this community and I will watch you until the internet dies.
This is content I’d never conceptualized wanting and I’ve been listening it on repeat for the last hour. I’d like it for meme alone, you didn’t have to make me love it.
man i really didnt expect this to be so good! at the start i expected some sort of joke thing, but it only got better and better. this summarises jons arc so perfectly. definitely gonna be listening to this again!!
Alright now that I actually listened to the whole thing, holy shit you guys outdid yourselves. Like this is actually a fantastic song. Schwifty's bars + Glidus's songbird voice = Track of the decade
Absolutely no clue why the algorithm waited a month to show me this. Bringing Glidus in for this one is one of those obvious moves that I'm surprised they didn't just do it for the first one.
L❄️RD SN❄️W: BLACK BASTARD 🏴 Track list: 1. Like Daeron 2. It should’ve been me [Catelyn Stark Diss] 3. Motherless 4. Brothers Feat. Robb The Young Wolf & Sam the Slayer 5. LongClaw (R.I.P. Jeor) 6. Godswood Interlude 7. TurnCloaks feat. Qhorin Half-Hand 8. Kissed by Fire 9. Death & Destruction (Not Scorn) [House Lannister Diss] 10. Ghost… [Outro]
❄️ 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝓘 𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 ❄️
Glidus is practicing eating tracks before eating the Winds of Winter!
🐎 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝓪 𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮 🐎
I just squirt on my shirt
The Horse is Ahorse 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Unghr
this is what happens when we don’t get a book for 13 years, george. free us from our madness, we beseech you..
At this point I'm so delusional I don't know whether I want more books or just an eternity of fans cooking this kind of gold.
I just said this to my wife! o7
George might write raps himself before publishing winds 😂
You mean we wouldn't have gotten this gem otherwise. Maybe it's good that he hasn't published another book yet ;D
I'm loving the madness. When/if winds is released, I can only hope that the madness intensifies.
“im ahorse”
instant track of the year
Lil Nas could never
it was always horses.
"Tyrek Lannister, you're taking everything I worked for motherfucker!" Jon Snow
I thought he warged Ghost? Now horses too?
Jon never warged a horse. He *is* ahorse, with skin changing abilities.
Some say after he died he warged into Ghost, so that when he is resurrected he will have the spirit of a wolf but in a horse's body. Only then will he have both the wolfish tendencies AND a penis half as big as Tormund's, required to defeat the Others .
This slaps so hard that Cersei would wear it as a badge of honour
Underrated comment
Then we best not be silent so we can be honoured again
Rhymes flowing like grease down a chin on this
Haha😊
😂
Again Schwift shows off his skills, who'd watch a 2 hour video when an 8 minute rap is just as informative?
True. This Alt shift X guy should learn from this youtuber.
I would
This is 1000× better than it needs to be 😂
Why even read the books? Just watch Schwift rap recaps and you're caught up.
MAKING IT OUT OF MOLE’S TOWN WITH THIS 🔥🔥🔥
ah so this is the famous song of ice and fire ive been hearing about
Well this is just the ice part, Danys duet is the fire bit in part 2.
😂😂😂😂😂
Nah this is pure fire, no ice
Oh my gods stawp 😅✋️
The "I'm ahorse" bit is contractual obligation if you meant to work with Glidus.
A rapper Alt Shift X is too afraid to diss
Will Smith doesn't cuss in his records so eff him and eff Shwifty too
@@kevincarter2020"KEEP MY NON-CUSSING MUSIC OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH" - Will Smith, probably
He needs a green light from Taylor Swift, the one Swifty that's runnin this whole game.
@@matguerra333 plot twist. Everyone is convinced shifty and schwifty are the same person but it turns out that Taylor Swift = Alt Shift X the whole damn time
WE'RE MAKING IT OUT OF GHOST'S BODY WITH THIS ONE
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1:16 "I'm ahorse"
THEORY CONFIRMED
1:14 there. Fixed it
Tyrek is Jon Snow
He's not ahorse, he's aghost
The last time there was a fire of this magnitude, Summerhall burned. 🔥
Nah, Harrenhall.
@@thing_under_the_stairs No, that would have to be reserved for the Aegon the Conqueror rap.
The first time i heard this was at 2012 download festival. Everyone was so hype and then when the "im ahorse" verse started the mosh pit was so insane.
I saw a guy get stabbed in the chest with a bastard sword, only for him to be resurrected, stand up and do the best demonstration of break dancing ever seen by man
This is the hottest thing to drop since Jingle Bells
Under the sea, the beats drop upwards
I know, I know, I know!
@@jj947 Under the sea, the lyrics are un-rapped!
I know, I know, Oh ho ho!
“The Ice That Flows” is such a strong rapping epithet I swear to the seven
This and Tyrion rap, man we need a whole album. Next rap Hodor- Hodor Hodor
I feel like Hodor could just be a wild EDM track
We need a Brynden Rivers one and one for Euron Greyjoy
all jokes aside, this was a much needed reminder for me that jon is a freaking amazing and compelling character, something i tend to forget because of what the show has done to him. thanks guys your collabs always smash x
Right? This plus all the discussions really reminded me how awesome and complex Jon is in the books.
This slaps harder than Tyrion slapping his own nephew.
But in all seriousness, this is fantastic. ASX's rapping, and Glidus' vocals match perfectly, and the lyrics are all well constructed and written. It's obvious actual effort went into this, and it's not just a shitpost.
his *double* nephew
I can't tell if this is a glorious, elaborate shitpost or just an excellently crafted masterpiece and that makes me love it more. Glimbo and Schwimbo back at it again 🔥🔥🔥
Why not both?
The best shitposts are the ones leaving you impressed by the effort that was put in.
I actually love it
Big schwift in the house
"5 pups for the starks, 1 for snow"
Quality content lads, this just needs a music video ft Stannis the menace
No fucking way you called the Mannis **menace**
@@Venomm737 He is a menace though. Who else in Westeros breeds shadow babies with a red witch from Asshai?
Catelyn defenders been real quiet since this dropped...
Black brothers taking out all the opps
Cat is my favourite character non book reader
Up on the wall where the boys are cold, there was one black brother who broke the mold. Lil homeboy be maxxin where others be lackin, that's right y'all it's Satin
Satin's more than a bro to Lord Snow, yo!
I'm adding this to my Winds of Winter reading playlist
MAKING OUT THE LONG NIGHT WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
He is the MC that was promised, and his will be the rap of ice and fire.
Holy shit the legends did it….
halfway through, I realized that this was not simply a shitpost but also a deep, moving piece of art, just because this story and what Schwiftie extracts from it is such a powerful narrative
also, something something ahorse
Azor Ahai been real quiet since this dropped....
Absolutely beautiful, this will be sang for eons
_I'm ahorse_
"Lord Manderly can't relate" - Stannis (probably)
Why are the glidus parts so fire holy shit
You had me at feat Glidus
The form of collaboration we didn't know we wanted. Beautifully done Schwifty and Glimbo.
What a nice birthday present, thanks Schwift and Glidus, I was just watching your character alignment stream for like the fourth time. You guys rulez
happy birthday!
@@mazelado Thanks!
🎂🎶🎁🎈🎉
Happy Birthday~!
Oh my dear winds of winter waiters you are so adorable!! Thanks for the greetings.
WE MAKING IT OUT OF WINTER WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
LONG NIGHT AINT SHIT
The most anticipated song of the year
Been a long summer waiting for this one
I like this Jon guy, can’t wait to see what they do with him in HOTD
I love and hate how good this is.
I’m just going about my day and them suddenly “this is the life I chose” starts ringing in my head and refuses to stop.
This had me shitting brown water 🗣🔥‼️
Relatable
Someone please hold up a boombox outside GRRM's house playing this song until he finishes TWOW
OUR SAVIOR HAS RETURNED
Man, MC Schwift and Gliman cooked with this one, no wonder took a while to come out.
Magnificent work.
All my homies bumping this at the Nights Watch 🔥🔥🔥
This SLAPS! Glidus and Schwifty killed it with this one!
Bars so hot they melting those beyond The Wall
The tune that was promised
Wun-wun smashes Patrek, splattering blood on star fabric -that's magic.
Is such a good line
The refrain is sung by Mormont's crow
And as the winds blow winter closer, I know that Glidus has to eat a book as a final closure.
These bars are proof that Schwifty is actually Rhaegar and also Mance👌🏻
Facts ☝️☝️
Golbschul and xwifters have made my cold day into a wet warm one
This has gone beyond being funny and ironic and should just straight up be cannon
Good god they did it. A masterpiece truly
Absolutely nailed the sadboy vibes. Amazing work 👏
I am speachless but need to leave a comment regardles.
By the Old Gods, your videos (including Glidus) are the peak content of this community and I will watch you until the internet dies.
This goes unreasonably hard
This hits in the nostalgia, reminds me of early TH-cam 🥲
Schwifty and Glidus together on a track is this generation‘s version of Eminem and Elton John🔥🔥🔥
Was straight up listening to Materia when I saw this video pop up. From one Glidinian banger to another.
ahorse
The hook is insanely catchy. Will be stuck in my head for days
I expected a meme song but this is unironically beautiful ❤️
Literal goosebumps
Chills!
R + L = Alt Schwift X cause he’s spitting fire 🔥
This is unironically genius. I can't imagine the effort that had to go into this.
I'm gonna tell my kids that this was season 7&8
wow I asked this of you and you actually delivered!! You're my absolute favourite ASOIAF youtuber!!
This is content I’d never conceptualized wanting and I’ve been listening it on repeat for the last hour. I’d like it for meme alone, you didn’t have to make me love it.
man i really didnt expect this to be so good! at the start i expected some sort of joke thing, but it only got better and better. this summarises jons arc so perfectly. definitely gonna be listening to this again!!
This is pure art 😍
Top 10 rappers Eminem is too afraid to diss
Most anticipated track of 2024
Brooo , I have my exams tomorrow, but I can't seem to get over this.
why am i watching this directly after waking up?
Alright now that I actually listened to the whole thing, holy shit you guys outdid yourselves. Like this is actually a fantastic song. Schwifty's bars + Glidus's songbird voice = Track of the decade
WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE LONG NIGHT WITH THIS ONE
Why does the instrumental bring me some kind of nostalgia I can't put my finger on?
Absolutely no clue why the algorithm waited a month to show me this. Bringing Glidus in for this one is one of those obvious moves that I'm surprised they didn't just do it for the first one.
What a wonderful 4/20 gift, absolute fire to light the ceremonial herbs, huzzah!
In the words of LML, praise garth 💨
When is Darkstar getting a song?
L❄️RD SN❄️W: BLACK BASTARD 🏴
Track list:
1. Like Daeron
2. It should’ve been me [Catelyn Stark Diss]
3. Motherless
4. Brothers Feat. Robb The Young Wolf & Sam the Slayer
5. LongClaw (R.I.P. Jeor)
6. Godswood Interlude
7. TurnCloaks feat. Qhorin Half-Hand
8. Kissed by Fire
9. Death & Destruction (Not Scorn) [House Lannister Diss]
10. Ghost… [Outro]
Unironically I listen to this daily
This song is cold but also fire 🔥
The intro chorals legit made me realise Jon Snow might be one of the best characters best created
Nice dude. Glad we got some of your beats on the channel. You two are so cute together...on TH-cam. Ty so much for the content.
Glidus on the chorus! Yus.
Daenerys Stormborn been real quite since this dropped 🔥🔥🔥
How did I not notice Sam & Pip, Samwise & Pippin until now???
HE’S A HORSE HE SAID IT
TRACK SO HOT IT MELTED HARRENHALL 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Track so hot it’ll melt the wall
Track so hot, it caused heat strokes in Asshai
You can see the light from the top of the wall
Making it over The Wall with this one!
Damn this got me so Schwifty
You boys never fail to entertain me, this is genius
Better than a food description.
It's magic.
This genuinely fucken slaps.
I dont know what to do now.
There is just a little bit of Hamilton in this and I love it.
This is unexpectedly GREAT. I caught some vapors over here.
You have achived one of the best music vids about GoT, up there with the Key of Awsome.
Epic whole thing 🔥
That chariot skrrt at the start too, mwha french kiss!