The plot of Medal Geep Riding or something like that idk I don't play Stealth games /J (But I actually don't know what the plot of that game is lol) (But I do know that there's like one not optional stealth part, unlike how any other one in the series did it so it's not exactly a stealth game)
In this world, Gaster gave Ralsei a blunt and then Ralsei said “This blunt ain’t shi-“ and then had a permanent bad trip that he’s been try to escape ever since. Then when you stumble across him in the Cyber World, he steals the suit from Spamton and realized that it didn’t free him from the bad trip. So he’s fighting to get your soul because he thinks your soul is the only thing that can free him from the bad trip. Also Spamton joins the party in this world to help out. Thus marking the beginning of the Drug Route.
Suddenly, the "Ralsei is evil" thoery doesn't seem as bad. A Ralsei fight where he has a sinister smile and Asriel Dreemur-isk appearance sounds great.
Okay so here’s a few quick headcanons cuz why not. 1: Before Ralston made it big, they were a librarian. Maybe they kept track of a very VERY old version of Wikipedia or some news site or smth. 2: started smoking and then got kicked out because he was putting memes all over the articles. 3: Heard about the heroes of light from some guy. 4: Ralston told others about the legend, and people just thought he was insane due to his inhumanly large amount of tobacco (alternatively weed) intake every day. 5: wanted to meet the Lightners and prove to the others that they’re real, so he decided to try to steal the robot body in the Queen(?)’s basement to fly up to the light world and meet them, though the Lightners found him first. Ralston didn’t realize they were the people in the legend however, due to either being high or just not knowing enough about the legend due to being banned from a majority of libraries in Cyber City. Edit: More headcanons! yippee! 1a. Ralston is CONSTANTLY high, so some of his dialogue is misspelt. Such as “Yourself” becoming “Yourslef” or double letters becoming a single letter (such as “Letter” becoming “Leter”, or even just becoming a similar sounding phrase or combo of letters like “Let Her” Or “Kettle”) I don’t got much else rn lol
While most people have pointed out the blunt on one of the wings, I'm surprised that nobody brought up the fact that the other wing has a pipe(i think) on it, which are also used for smoking
Speculation on Ralsei Spamton if it weren’t a reskin like the video: 1. Since Ralsei is so kind and friendly if he were Spamton he’d probably be based on Bonzibuddy. 2. His first appearance would probably be a stuffed animal instead of a ventriloquist puppet. 3. His NEO Replacement would depend on who, if anyone replaces Mettaton. 4. His NEO Replacement would probably be a muppet, since they tend to be fuzzy creatures like Ralsei. 5. His name would probably be Ralzibuddy.
@Spamton G Spamton™ his box form equivalent should depend on the context, we have no idea who is he in this AU because we are making him up based on a ralsei big shot.
@@what1048 dare was a thing that tried to keep kids away from drugs, but ended up pushing kids towards drugs cause if you tell a kid to not do something, the *will* do it
Y'know, people really aren't helping the confusion between Asriel and Ralsei when they forget Ralsei has lil' pink horns (being slightly older than Az' was in UT)
guys imagine after defeating ralston there will be phase 3 where he just downright does all the drugs posible(meth,the joint but 2 times bigger,acid and alchohol)and you just have to wait untill karma gets to him(so he's basically invincable)and his final attack is he usses all the adrenaline suringes and chemechals posible and then he just colapses and you can either help him or leave him for liver damage to kill him!anyway what are your ideas for phase 3?or ralston fight as a whole?
"TURNS OUT WE REALLY WERE THE [[F€#& Squad]], WEREN'T WE, KRIS?" "TO THINK [You] WOULD "APPRECIATE MY [Manual] FOR YOU TO THEN" "THROW IT AWAY LIKE IT'S [Me when we fought K. Round] IN SOME [[Trashy]]..." "YES, KRIS. I [[Don't Forget]] EITHER." "BUT I WILL ONLY BE [[Against]] YOU IN THIS DARK"
This has officially become the most popular video in my channel. Thanks! Anyways, here's Ralston's NYCTBA if you haven't watched it yet th-cam.com/video/is582cVJgts/w-d-xo.html
I want this guy to be an official voice actor. Maybe not for Ralsei, but maybe a reference character? Normally I don't post my ideas online but wouldn't it be awsome if Toby put a Ralsei doppelganger bossfight where he has a raspy voice and a cigarette? That'd be awsome. (And then he leaves in a Mercedes). I think I'll start making that.
Yahoo! We waited that! I think many people expected this called “Mercedes Benz”, because it was existing earlier F to ralsei who was coughing around the entire song ||Doobie||, UWU
Now we just need an AU where Spamton has been waiting for years in his dark department store, waiting for his prophesied customers to arrive. He then joins your party and becomes a travelling field salesman who sells you helpful items at a discount rate in the middle of battle.
Hey, midi of this is already up. go crazy
drive.google.com/file/d/1ecbO-9mrBQqbp1VE_D3yOLPeYQlmHbT2/view?usp=drivesdk
I love the idea of Ralsei still being Ralsei, but corrupted by memes and shitposts instead of Crypto and Salesmenship
Im making an AU where Kris Is swaped with Temmie and Susie with Ice-e, and Ralsei with Spamton with this exact history.
@@sergiogill2663 Guess kris partner will be a knife?
...and, you know, _the __-weed-__ new item he found_
@@kaktusart05 obviously, Im actually making the timeline. Its based off of this and another comment in this same video.
The plot of Medal Geep Riding or something like that idk I don't play Stealth games
/J
(But I actually don't know what the plot of that game is lol)
(But I do know that there's like one not optional stealth part, unlike how any other one in the series did it so it's not exactly a stealth game)
The prophecy is true
Says the goat who smoked a blunt
Seems you smoked a blunt too since you can hear how goat says that
@@TotallyNotFanatic25 no blunts dont do that thats coke and crack
I'm bout to smoke a blunt
In this world, Gaster gave Ralsei a blunt and then Ralsei said “This blunt ain’t shi-“ and then had a permanent bad trip that he’s been try to escape ever since. Then when you stumble across him in the Cyber World, he steals the suit from Spamton and realized that it didn’t free him from the bad trip. So he’s fighting to get your soul because he thinks your soul is the only thing that can free him from the bad trip. Also Spamton joins the party in this world to help out. Thus marking the beginning of the Drug Route.
Never buy drugs from strangers man
"Drug Route" 💀💀
@@cactus2 The Blunt Route fits ot better
Oh geez, poor Ralsei…
[L U N G C A N C E R]
Suddenly, the "Ralsei is evil" thoery doesn't seem as bad. A Ralsei fight where he has a sinister smile and Asriel Dreemur-isk appearance sounds great.
Perhaps not evil... but maybe misfortunate?
@@kirbyfreakyt4695Secret boss type ?
@@skell6134
Ehhh, probably not.
Rip Ralsei's lungs
ralsei smokes weed
ralsei is going to die
ralsei is going to get lung cancer or something
dont be ralsei
screams
Instead of a chained heart he could have chained lungs
Super difficult to sing the lyrics idk why
The cool item he found was a pack of cigarettes.
Okay so here’s a few quick headcanons cuz why not.
1: Before Ralston made it big, they were a librarian. Maybe they kept track of a very VERY old version of Wikipedia or some news site or smth.
2: started smoking and then got kicked out because he was putting memes all over the articles.
3: Heard about the heroes of light from some guy.
4: Ralston told others about the legend, and people just thought he was insane due to his inhumanly large amount of tobacco (alternatively weed) intake every day.
5: wanted to meet the Lightners and prove to the others that they’re real, so he decided to try to steal the robot body in the Queen(?)’s basement to fly up to the light world and meet them, though the Lightners found him first. Ralston didn’t realize they were the people in the legend however, due to either being high or just not knowing enough about the legend due to being banned from a majority of libraries in Cyber City.
Edit: More headcanons! yippee!
1a. Ralston is CONSTANTLY high, so some of his dialogue is misspelt. Such as “Yourself” becoming “Yourslef” or double letters becoming a single letter (such as “Letter” becoming “Leter”, or even just becoming a similar sounding phrase or combo of letters like “Let Her” Or “Kettle”)
I don’t got much else rn lol
I love it.
Libraian ralsei being drunk and corrupting the INFOs with meme fit so well
Wait.....so who's ralsei now
@@npb771 if based on normal swap logic , as this look like a swap and not a shift or a spin , Maybe spamton take ralsei role
This is some good lore right here 👀
a few headcanons? this seems like a storyline!
The leyendn't
Ralston
IT'S YOUR TIME TO
Dark shop
MAGICKEY
LEYEND WRITE WRONG
BE A LEYEND
A REAL LAMB
what the fandom thinks ralsei will be like at the end of deltarune chapter 7:
Yea
The traitor!!
Either way I hope we get to beat up Ralsei
@@Bomp.. but
@@Bomp.. why
Ralsei found the weed
and now
he's high
He's [[floating high in the sky]]
Look at em go!!!
While most people have pointed out the blunt on one of the wings, I'm surprised that nobody brought up the fact that the other wing has a pipe(i think) on it, which are also used for smoking
Yea it does!
A bong?
POV: Ralsei did the phat blunt and got wayyyyyyyyyyyyy up in the clouds
Speculation on Ralsei Spamton if it weren’t a reskin like the video:
1. Since Ralsei is so kind and friendly if he were Spamton he’d probably be based on Bonzibuddy.
2. His first appearance would probably be a stuffed animal instead of a ventriloquist puppet.
3. His NEO Replacement would depend on who, if anyone replaces Mettaton.
4. His NEO Replacement would probably be a muppet, since they tend to be fuzzy creatures like Ralsei.
5. His name would probably be Ralzibuddy.
Asriel would probably be mettaton.
@Spamton G Spamton™ exactly
@Spamton G Spamton™ i mean, i don't think he would be flowey mostly, but his box form could reference him
@Spamton G Spamton™ his box form equivalent should depend on the context, we have no idea who is he in this AU because we are making him up based on a ralsei big shot.
@Spamton G Spamton™ sounds cool
I like this a lot! I do think you're missing a lot of drive in the bass here, but it's still got a nice feel and I love the Rude Buster part.
I'm still waiting for a ralsei the word revolving.
FLUFFTON R. FLUFFTON
EVERYBODYS FAVORITE FLUFFY DRUG ADDICT 2018
We just need one more Ralsei Big Shot, and then we can form the Fallen Prince Trio!
even in transformation, ralsei smokes weed, "you can not let your situation stop you from doing what you love" -a quote I just made up
Alternative scene before finding the item:
Ralsei:Hey Kris,look at this item i found from the ground!
(Shows item)
Susie:YOO IS THAT A GUN!?!?!
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO SMOKE A [BIG BLUNT]
Never expected a mashup of Legend and Big Shot to sound so good. Great job!
1:07 best part
The D.A.R.E mascot after realizing he won't be used again
What is that?
@@what1048 dare was a thing that tried to keep kids away from drugs, but ended up pushing kids towards drugs cause if you tell a kid to not do something, the *will* do it
@@Pumpkinbyte where is it from?
Ralsei doesn't need autotune 🔥🔥🔥🔥
[Hello Visitors! Please mind the mess!]
SOMEONE LET THEIR [Soul] [Manual Overload]!
WOW [Lancer!] DON'T BE SO [Rude]
YOU'LL HAVE TO BE [Disbanded.]
"Rascal, the fine healer"
Deltatraveler secret boss find ralsei somoking and it triggers this fight
"prepare to be [[healed]] by my [[friendliness]] attacks"
Giving ralsei the manual be like:
Ralsei's face strikes me as cursed and i love it
i only now realised how many themes Ralsei have
very good!! i do think the vocals could be a little louder/clearer in the main sections (not the monologue section)
Prince Spamton AU's secret boss in Chapter 2 be like:
* RALSEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T USE YOUR [workout ready body] TO [smoke] A [fat blunt]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y'know, people really aren't helping the confusion between Asriel and Ralsei when they forget Ralsei has lil' pink horns (being slightly older than Az' was in UT)
@undbx its a separate univesre iirc
I never knew I needed this in my life so much. Thank you
Also Ralsei: *DYING BY COUGHING*
me who's sick: Same fam-
guys imagine after defeating ralston there will be phase 3 where he just downright does all the drugs posible(meth,the joint but 2 times bigger,acid and alchohol)and you just have to wait untill karma gets to him(so he's basically invincable)and his final attack is he usses all the adrenaline suringes and chemechals posible and then he just colapses and you can either help him or leave him for liver damage to kill him!anyway what are your ideas for phase 3?or ralston fight as a whole?
RALSEI NO YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
The f * cking blunt.
Ralsei becomes big shot
"TURNS OUT WE REALLY WERE THE [[F€#& Squad]], WEREN'T WE, KRIS?"
"TO THINK [You] WOULD "APPRECIATE MY [Manual] FOR YOU TO THEN"
"THROW IT AWAY LIKE IT'S [Me when we fought K. Round] IN SOME [[Trashy]]..."
"YES, KRIS. I [[Don't Forget]] EITHER."
"BUT I WILL ONLY BE [[Against]] YOU IN THIS DARK"
alright, this song *is* sili.
it's official
ralsei is a chain smoker
We have
Spamton
Ralston
THE OTHER PUPPET
Noellton
And.....
Sans
And now Junkvil
There's also:
Susie as Spamton
Toby Fox as Spamton (dunno how that would work, but the BIG SHOT theme is neat)
And many OCs as Spamton
The ascending chip tune sound is the perfect mix between silly and serious, i wish it was used more
Would the first song be called "Hey Kris, check out this new"? Btw great song
Pretty much
This has officially become the most popular video in my channel. Thanks!
Anyways, here's Ralston's NYCTBA if you haven't watched it yet
th-cam.com/video/is582cVJgts/w-d-xo.html
look at this-
I got infected after that cough, nice music
*WAIT!!! KRIS, DID YOU GIVE THE [[HEAVEN-PIERCING]] [[WORKOUT READY BODY!!!]] TO A GOA!?!?*
Una idea para una próxima canción
HOWDY
Splowey
I CAN BECOME YOU A
Best friend's shop
BOTANICKEY
Friend or nigthmare?
OMEGA
A real flower
Hey, [Individual Named Kris]! [Inspect] this [rad object] I found in the [Digital land]!!
Ralsei no ! It's too early to show them you are the angel
I like how the prophecy's theme is just the prophecy's theme but people made it Ralsei's theme
*As a goat I can confirm that you need to check out that item he's found.*
I found you! Faker!
OH NO WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT?!?!
@@sansberrocha6169 You idiot, you shot the wrong Ralsei!
Shoot the one who's pixely!
@@sansberrocha6169
Both of them.
Kris can reset.
It's so sad that berdly turned into a turkey in smokegrave/lunggrave
Lo de "cyber world" queda perfecto XD
your spamton, he’s spamton, I’m spamton. are there any other spamtons I should know about?
This actually slaps ngl. I will put this on repeat lmao.
I want this guy to be an official voice actor. Maybe not for Ralsei, but maybe a reference character? Normally I don't post my ideas online but wouldn't it be awsome if Toby put a Ralsei doppelganger bossfight where he has a raspy voice and a cigarette? That'd be awsome. (And then he leaves in a Mercedes).
I think I'll start making that.
MY [[breathing organ]] IS CURRENTLY COMBUSTING AT THIS VERY MOMENT
Yahoo! We waited that! I think many people expected this called “Mercedes Benz”, because it was existing earlier
F to ralsei who was coughing around the entire song
||Doobie||, UWU
That's more like Noyno's Big Shot lol.
Except I don't think anyone has ever VA'd Noyno.
Did BlueFreddy get that reference or do they just appreciate every comment?
@@kirbyfreakyt4695 probably second
@@TotallyNotFanatic25
RIP...
Do you get the reference, at least?
@@kirbyfreakyt4695 I appreciate every single comment
Comically large cigar
Check *throw out* use
You threw out comically large cigar
You saved ralsei from hai lungs getting deleted
I like how ralsei has a cigarette in his neo suit.
Its time to be a [BIG BLUNT]
I like how in one of the wings there is a cigar like in the "ralsei smokes weed" meme
0:53 best part change my mind
you had me at the cough 💀💀💀
*COUGH* *COUGH* look what I found in the cyber-
@@MizuRuiCannonReal lmfao
Meanwhile my axolotl oc(channel logo) in the same room: [COUGHING]
i just love the cigarette on his wing
* kris check out this item i found in the cyber world!
* (ralsei smokes the [[item]])
* (strings)
the item ralsei found was a mercedes benz
Now, THIS is the ralsei that smokes weed
I think his themes would be, “CHECK OUT THIS ITEM I FOUND IN” (ralsei’s version of NYCTBA), and “THE CYBER WORLD” (ralsei’s version of BIG SHOT)
THIS IS SO CONFUSING IT'S AMAZING!
Are you that Ralsei lol
@@Haxx0rZ- NO, I'M [the other]!
[Another Him], if you will.
This item turn me in to a [BIG SHOT]🚬🗿
Rip the lungs-
He’s finally 18 years old
Objective:
Save Ralsei from [Hyperlink Blocked], and his lungs.
Giga puddin mashuped with item i found and RUDE BUSTER (the susie big shot)
Corrupt buster.
This is legendary
Сразу в первые секунды меня референснуло Скрэтмэна.
This is surprisingly more adequate than [[MERCEDES BENZ]]😀
I just realized ralsei is holding a blunt
He's not holding one, it's at the tip of the wing
Hmm yes a au where ralsei is Spamton
Now we just need an AU where Spamton has been waiting for years in his dark department store, waiting for his prophesied customers to arrive. He then joins your party and becomes a travelling field salesman who sells you helpful items at a discount rate in the middle of battle.
KRISSSSSS YOUR [esteemed goat] STOLE MY WEED CAN YOU GET IT BACK FOR ME
[ -COUGH- ]
Hey Kri look at this cool thing i found. *Proceeds to smoke a fat blunt and die. Comes back after a few seconds and battle starts.*
Spamton: HEY YOU [[little spunge]] GET OUT OF MY [[workout body]]!!!!
Love how he has a cigarette
HEY [[Kristoph]], [[Check Out Area]] THIS [[Brand New Deal!!]] I FOUND IN THE [[OST: A CYBER'S WORLD?]]
Chapter rewritten + SwapSpin
HE SMOKED ALL THE WEED
HE HAS ALL THE LUNG CANCER
Ralsei blew into the Spamton NutriNOSE💀
Cool
I want to Punt Ralsei across a field event more now
Big shot remix?? Nah. Fluff shot
ralsei after smoke too much:
Mercedes Benz boss theme
honestly kinda sounds a slight better then big shot BUT BIG SHOT IS STILL GREAT
meceredes benz my favorite dealt a rune character
i like how he has weed
HOLY [cyber world] I CAN'T STOP COUGHING CALL A [dogecoin] MEDIC BEFORE I [£¢€¥] DIE OF LUNG DIESESE.
God damn faker!
I'll call one tomorrow
Oh, I forgot to, I'll do that tomorrow