If any man tried to pull the “I’m the head of the household, call me sir” nonsense on me, you better believe we would be divorced. Also, why does he think he can raise a child when can’t do anything for himself? What a man baby!
Since my Girlfriend of 30 years got me this phone a while back (2 Phones on her Family Plan) I found these stories and laughed at them. I showed her some and she laughed about them. I will walk in the house sometimes and say The King or The Head of the Household or The Boss is Home so make me a Sandwich woman. 😂 Humor does Help keep People Together 😂.
I learned recently that broccoli doesn’t do a damn thing for you cooked unless you add raw vegetables to the meal to replace the nutrition destroyed by cooking. It isn’t a natural plant. It’s a hybrid created by people who hate children. It makes me laugh when smarmy people say “well I LOVE broccoli”. Good for you. It’s not real food.
Husband would be in icu if he ever dared to talk to me like that 😂😂😂😂 i wont be the one sending him there ..he will very conveniently have an accident...i dont think i will do prison well😂😂😂😂
She said, "Im sorry". He said that it didn't sound a certian way. How can it sound any way ......... over text. Are they texting or talking on the phone.
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If any man tried to pull the “I’m the head of the household, call me sir” nonsense on me, you better believe we would be divorced.
Also, why does he think he can raise a child when can’t do anything for himself? What a man baby!
Since my Girlfriend of 30 years got me this phone a while back (2 Phones on her Family Plan) I found these stories and laughed at them. I showed her some and she laughed about them. I will walk in the house sometimes and say The King or The Head of the Household or The Boss is Home so make me a Sandwich woman. 😂 Humor does Help keep People Together 😂.
yeah, and he would lose some teeth
Father is A legend in his own mind.
Emanuel: Don't call me stupid.
Me: Oh right! To call YOU stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
(Reference to A Fish Called Wanda)
"It's not stealing if it's legal!"
There are a TON of people who would disagree with that.
Sonny is like me, he's not an idiot... close Sonny is NOT like you, he's not an idiot
Heard it before but it’s been awhile
I learned recently that broccoli doesn’t do a damn thing for you cooked unless you add raw vegetables to the meal to replace the nutrition destroyed by cooking. It isn’t a natural plant. It’s a hybrid created by people who hate children. It makes me laugh when smarmy people say “well I LOVE broccoli”. Good for you. It’s not real food.
Total Fat
0.37g
0%
Saturated Fat
0.039g
0%
Trans Fat
-
Polyunsaturated Fat
0.038g
Monounsaturated Fat
0.011g
Cholesterol
0mg
0%
Sodium
33mg
1%
Total Carbohydrate
6.64g
2%
Dietary Fiber
2.6g
9%
Sugars
1.7g
Protein
2.82g
Vitamin D
-
Calcium
47mg
4%
Iron
0.73mg
4%
Potassium
316mg
7%
Vitamin A
31mcg
3%
Vitamin C
89.2mg
99%
(Per serving, 100g, steamed)
Just because it’s a man made creation, which I didn’t know until now, doesn’t mean it’s not real food. 😂
Probably 99% of the plant material you eat is derived from hybrids. :D
@@S730SD probably why I hate 99% of vegetables.
And people on hell want ice water they're not getting it either
"Yes sir?" OH hell no! And I WON'T be waking my kid.
Paying in one lump sum is cutting yourself short. I dont know of anywhere, at least in the U.S., that pays in one lump sum.
It's probably common in the country these stories originate. But, that's not the USA.
He's why I don't keep a gun handy. I don't do jail well😮
Husband would be in icu if he ever dared to talk to me like that 😂😂😂😂 i wont be the one sending him there ..he will very conveniently have an accident...i dont think i will do prison well😂😂😂😂
She said, "Im sorry". He said that it didn't sound a certian way. How can it sound any way ......... over text. Are they texting or talking on the phone.
That is literally blackmailing. 😅
Father yhur the trash..In my own opinion,,,I know that the father is having is affair