The Art of Touching Ourselves, Mariel Dies in David's Fantasy, and Wendy Williams Wants Gary Owen?

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  • @cristoferantunez8734
    @cristoferantunez8734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I feel Pat on a spiritual level when he talks about how he does his Sesh😂😭

    • @jaea.1484
      @jaea.1484 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah deadass😭😂😂

  • @Dlizarraga
    @Dlizarraga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    These type of tangents are the the fucking best. I’m at work dying listening about David passing out in the fucking shower 😂😂😂

  • @Cho244
    @Cho244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    lately every episode has been hitting this podcast is only thing that I can listen to multiple times

  • @laradorren8009
    @laradorren8009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I remember watching a Netflix documentary, "Hot Girls Wanted" which discusses the porn industry and what really stuck with me was one of the women commenting that a lot of the new girls feel pressured into saying yes to anything because they don't really understand what they are agreeing to because some of the film makers straight-up lie about what will be done to them.

  • @Rene707.
    @Rene707. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm like Patrick when I "Selfcare" it takes about an hour 🤣

  • @EndeGO.P
    @EndeGO.P 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm with Pat
    Respect the process🔥
    This podcast..was fun 🤣🤣😜

  • @rafaellopez9789
    @rafaellopez9789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    They constantly character building Nick LMAOOO!

  • @ohhellothere25
    @ohhellothere25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This podcast had me dying the whole time. Also I’m exactly like Pat w his “scrapbooking” LOL

  • @lewderoge7386
    @lewderoge7386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like the fact that yall 3 talk about yall masturbation and no feel no embarrassment from it like grown man. Another great podcast david!

  • @galaxyking94
    @galaxyking94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Bro the title had me confused like and Pat d Riley is back.hell yeah love this trio

  • @SayuriBlossoms
    @SayuriBlossoms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    climax control is awesome dude. this is such a hilarious conversation. i love it 🤣

  • @Intheshadows18
    @Intheshadows18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not even 20 minutes in and I totally agree with Pat. Feels better when there’s more thought into getting to the climax rather than finding whatever and finishing that way. 👍🏽

  • @monarch2500
    @monarch2500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bruh the best podcast so far this year and you did other bangers but this one I was deaded the whole time

  • @koreannomad9131
    @koreannomad9131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmfaooo this shit funny as fuck
    The ghost gives them the approval to have sex😂😂😂

  • @King-dx7sj
    @King-dx7sj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    34:38 - You should call it GhostBUSTERS

  • @SayuriBlossoms
    @SayuriBlossoms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it was soo cool talking to you IG, you're a real one my good sir. 😁

  • @jordanlai5467
    @jordanlai5467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I learned so much from this episode 🤌🏽

  • @Maarten-Nauta
    @Maarten-Nauta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:40 lmao I can't judge I do the same 😂, I was literally shocked when I asked my gf about her method and she told me she just finds 1 video and gets busy.

  • @ninjakp9457
    @ninjakp9457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The deadly trio!!! Makes me laugh!! Also, quick question david, I did not see the sunday video of you and joe. I eventually heard it on spotify. I was wondering if was there any video issues. If not it is ok, I was just curious that's all. Take care dude!

    • @shaycat13
      @shaycat13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I absolutely lose it every podcast with this trio. 🤣

  • @ggjeon9750
    @ggjeon9750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Learned a lot 🤣 Time is an illusion 🤣💜

  • @_kevin_wong_
    @_kevin_wong_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This podcast deserves more views

  • @EarlConcha
    @EarlConcha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    damn that whole segment about farting had me dying. I still have hick ups

  • @taniapinedo4905
    @taniapinedo4905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yesss 🔥🔥🔥 love them 3 together

  • @INDAMOMENTFilms
    @INDAMOMENTFilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wonder how Mariel would react reading to the title about David's fantasy 😂

  • @equezada84
    @equezada84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Watching JLo die during child birth in Jersey Girl got me emotional and when Affleck was telling their baby girl what happened to JLo got the waterworks flowing even more

  • @TheAsianLifeTV
    @TheAsianLifeTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Fiverr ad placement goes so good when David is about to talk about a porn company is GENIUS. Freelancing company ad next to a porn company😂

  • @nibelheimnixxus
    @nibelheimnixxus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    42:33 Why did I had a feeling it was that girl from that episode 😂 She had crazy energy

  • @Supdudes
    @Supdudes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Watching the demon slayer movie got me crying so hard 😂

  • @pablodrawsx7702
    @pablodrawsx7702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lmao everyone has the shoes this time LMAO

  • @eugenelee5565
    @eugenelee5565 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great trio!

  • @chinaleemh
    @chinaleemh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The 3 of you guys together are hilarious 🤣

  • @Dianis1221_
    @Dianis1221_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    El chapo didn’t invite Sean Penn he invited Mexican Actress Kate del Castillo and Sean convinced her to let him tag along

  • @c0rmagg
    @c0rmagg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol the honey moon porn star story always cracks me up cause I remember when you guys first met her

  • @TheLazyDada
    @TheLazyDada 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bruh another Hilarious episode😂🤣🤣🤣 Keep up the 🔥🔥🔥 content going!!!

  • @MaliceJC
    @MaliceJC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the best trio and a great title!

  • @tazdeville55
    @tazdeville55 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was The Best so far David! Awesome content. 👍👍👍

  • @nicholasirizarry6068
    @nicholasirizarry6068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I actually had that happen to me where I almost passed out in the shower doing "The Thang". I had to Google it because I thought something was wrong with me, it is a thing that happens to some people.

  • @DaniellaPortillo
    @DaniellaPortillo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was funny ashit. From my consensus from my friends, girls plan on when and how they masturbate. We literally set a time and take our time on finding our source lmaoo.

  • @SayuriBlossoms
    @SayuriBlossoms 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    visual and auditory best combination yess
    i can tell Imma be commenting A LOT lol 😆

  • @RandomUtubR
    @RandomUtubR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lmao im wit you pat i got the same routine 🤣🤣🤣

  • @punkbuster230
    @punkbuster230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Knitted shoes are fire 🔥

  • @Unknown-fd8kx
    @Unknown-fd8kx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    #Selfcare lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ethansou
    @ethansou 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hope you had a nice stay at the Kwan resort. Now on to listening to my favorite podcast.

  • @itachi005
    @itachi005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol when yall were talking about ghosts i was hoping you’d ask about each other’s ghosts stories haha

  • @shmeat831
    @shmeat831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Daddy is COLLAGING!!!!! lmaooo

  • @survivorfandom288
    @survivorfandom288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What was the documentary you were talking about in the podcast?

  • @chrisr_88
    @chrisr_88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This goin’ slap! 🔥 lol

  • @reeseomo790
    @reeseomo790 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    David where’d you get those dope knit indoor slippers/sneakers??! Also the chairs!! 😍

  • @Demandd
    @Demandd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rest of the title got cut off all I read was 'Mariel Dies...'

  • @dopeesstriah
    @dopeesstriah 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    COMMENTING FOR ALGORITHM
    LOVE FROM DA 916 BIG PIMPIN 👊🏼

  • @Mojomohmoh980
    @Mojomohmoh980 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    wait, what happened at 8:46

  • @crzymonkey55
    @crzymonkey55 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where do you get those comfy looking shoes?? i need a pair!!!

  • @KasheYan15
    @KasheYan15 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Medusala Dunn 😂

  • @manuristic
    @manuristic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yoo I’m shock cuz i self care like Pat & i thought this was like norm 😂 my thoughts about it are exactly like his lol

  • @MengoALLDAY
    @MengoALLDAY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Release the the scary podcast!!

  • @celestialdemonslayer4470
    @celestialdemonslayer4470 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just want to know where they got their shoes from, I WANT A PAIR😫

  • @senpou10
    @senpou10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So the asian pornstar David was talking about is Honey Moon right?

  • @baikya1831
    @baikya1831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bro but that full course fine dining gourmet shit LOLOL pat knows what's up

  • @jacobcalisang598
    @jacobcalisang598 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can’t wait to hear about time illusion nick on this one

  • @xengthao6823
    @xengthao6823 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    42:31 LOL must be

  • @TheAwsomeness324
    @TheAwsomeness324 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    NRBs oh man 😂

  • @MetaITurtle
    @MetaITurtle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lol David you know what you were doing with this title

    • @galaxyking94
      @galaxyking94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The title was every where lmafo

  • @o6fade800
    @o6fade800 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    David it’s a craft to crack eggs on you’re head 😂

  • @nkanyezimasondo
    @nkanyezimasondo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone else think Pat looks EXACTLY like Jorginho?

  • @CyborgNinja86
    @CyborgNinja86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dunn pulled his calf cause he was using The Force to get that nut

  • @davidm943
    @davidm943 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What’s the name of the trafficking doc?

  • @juniorbabylon
    @juniorbabylon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I may the part where you're talking about the one porn company ..didn't finish it yet so if you said who it was sorry lol the name of the company was girlsdoporn lol

  • @bruhdin
    @bruhdin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro! Please reply back if Michael Rosenbaum going to be on your podcast!??

  • @shaq8830
    @shaq8830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The porn guys who went to jail was behind girlsdoporn. Damn, some of the girls they got to do porn were very attractive. I was so shocked... I was like why would random girls that are this level of attractive even wanna do this? Most of the gdp girls were normal girls that were not even gonna go into a professional career. For most of them it was just a one time thing. Absolutely Baffling. Also, It was Miss Colorado, not Delaware.

    • @jokesterr119
      @jokesterr119 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For the money esp if they’re in college

    • @shaq8830
      @shaq8830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jokesterr119 But some of the women were really attractive. They could easily have modelled or something.

  • @stary426
    @stary426 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i think khloes grandma was the one who posted the photo and she made her delete it and then her team started threatening legal action to ppl who posted it.

  • @Dtzeo503
    @Dtzeo503 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao I like watching Wendy Williams lol.

  • @Pizzabacon123
    @Pizzabacon123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Let's goo 🔥🔥

  • @Roan.bot.
    @Roan.bot. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That holding the nut is bs. For me the longer it takes the less intense the nut is. It’s like getting fast food and then waiting to eat it. It also depends on how hard you are. If anything the long get it takes I just end up getting less sensitive and less hard the longer I’m doing it and then in conjunction with that the finish isn’t as good.

  • @soggybreadst1cks812
    @soggybreadst1cks812 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i pass out in the shower because of low blood pressure

  • @Junior-rw3jm
    @Junior-rw3jm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    They use ZigZag paper to make bible paper 🤔😄

  • @kyledelsan7024
    @kyledelsan7024 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    WASSUP DAVID

  • @SayuriBlossoms
    @SayuriBlossoms 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    bussing one is normal man lol ENJOY that shit, watching your lover is amazing, then doing it for them is even better! man

  • @danjang1643
    @danjang1643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello

  • @pandakissy
    @pandakissy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Question, David, have you ever wanted to be a voice actor? 🤔

  • @thisisastrokidd
    @thisisastrokidd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have been wondering tho... how did Wendy William became famous lool.
    I always thought her show was a bootleg version of the Tyra bank(s?) Show lol.

  • @ShahidR82
    @ShahidR82 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    fun fact, every quran is the same. the english translation may be a bit different, but else, same letter for letter. And you should give it a read, it may help dispel some misconceptions.

  • @KasheYan15
    @KasheYan15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nah I relate to pat, thats how I do it when I do it porn

  • @testing123.
    @testing123. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ❤❤❤

  • @theshaful
    @theshaful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    what's with this title lmao

  • @jessjms1181
    @jessjms1181 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah women should be able to feel like they can be not attractive and successful

  • @Roan.bot.
    @Roan.bot. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why would reading a Bible in public be aggressive? Is it just not allowed to be comfortably Christian anymore?

  • @zenkaishogun9358
    @zenkaishogun9358 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    El Chapo Guapo!!

  • @NikhilKumar-yz6fn
    @NikhilKumar-yz6fn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    dope socks

  • @pandakissy
    @pandakissy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me siding with both Pat and David.

  • @King_Me
    @King_Me 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What shoes do they have on there dope?

  • @saveion106
    @saveion106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nah you need a minimum of 30 minutes

  • @topoggio
    @topoggio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    where is the joe podcast

    • @MetaITurtle
      @MetaITurtle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You try Spotify?

  • @19Elicar
    @19Elicar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yea porn is dead ever since the library phase.

  • @amelbenmessaoud1629
    @amelbenmessaoud1629 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol - The Quran is like the Bible for muslims